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Broken
Dave Navarro
Vivid/Teravision
Broken does not begin in an erotic fashion — it starts with Sasha Grey weeping uncontrollably and masturbating on the bathroom floor. The scene is soaked in shadows, and her acting is painfully realistic. Pain is a recurring theme in this ambitious film, and director Dave Navarro is gifted at making viewers empathize with the pain his characters experience. The first real sex scene has dominant Mark Davis manhandling Sasha roughly. The lighting is strange, intense, and washed-out, and the dialogue is often inaudible.... though there are Italian subtitles. (An artistic touch that doesn't immediately make a lot of sense, but it's certainly memorable.) There's lots of choking and slapping, and the scene isn't particularly linear — there are jump-cuts to mid-fuck, mid-blowjob, and back again — and then things get really strange. (How strange? Sasha cooks up Mark's jizz in a spoon, sucks it into a syringe, ties off her arm, and then, presumably, injects it into a vein.) The next sex scene has Jenna Haze and Tommy Gunn in a hackneyed porn set-up: he's the pizza guy, she's the girl who wants to tip him with sexual favors. But most of the non-sex action is on fast-forward, with them zooming around the room with sped-up chipmunk voices, only slowing to normal speed when she drops to suck his cock. But you only see a moment of that before the camera angle changes and reveals that we're on the scene of a porno, with several couples being shot simultaneously. Pretty soon we're dipping in and out of those other scenes, with Spyder Jonez fucking Victoria Sin, and a point-of-view blowjob with Sasha sucking off a camera-wielding Marco Banderas, and Lisa Daniels and Kayla Paige going at it girl-on-girl. About half the movie's running time is spent on this set, jumping from scene to scene and back again, with performers wandering around and joining each other, until finally it's a kind of cooperative orgy. Hot? Yes. Confusing? Also yes. The final scene has Sasha returning to Mark Davis, wielding a shotgun, and forcing him to do some rather humiliating things. For a moment, you might think you understand what's happening — she's a porn star in an abusive relationship, who can't take anymore. But in its final minute, the film manages to pull another mindfuck on the viewer, and it's both disturbing and quite satisfying. This is weird, ambitious, and hot, well worth your time. (2007, 1 hr 15 min)

Cast: Audrey Bitoni, Dave Navarro, Dave Navarro, Jenna Haze, Kayla Paige, Lisa Daniels, Marco Banderas, Mark Davis, Sasha Grey, Spyder Jonez, Tommy Gunn, Victoria Sin

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Far Away
Vivid Videos
David Stanley
So, this movie doesn't start off too surreal: A girl's last single girlfriend is getting married, and she's depressed because her boyfriend is off in Los Angeles running a strip club. So, she decides to go out to LA and be with him...

And then things get surreal. She finds LA, but not LA as we know it: It's a strange land full of anonymous sex, porn stars, and weirdos. OK, maybe that is LA as we know it, but she seems to find it all, in rapid succession. It's a (very funny) parody of how people view Los Angeles, and it works remarkably well. The sex, while standard Los Angeles porn sex, is superb examples of the genre, and the cast manages to get some acting in even during the sex. And Evan Stone is, as always, the comic center.

The only real problem, as with all Vivid releases, is the mass of really tacky ads that they insist on putting at the front of disk. Fast-forward is all we can recommend. (2006, 86 min.)

Cast: Tawny Roberts, Nicole Sheridan, Stephanie Swift, Holly Hollywood, Voodoo, Evan Stone, Eric Masterson, Chris Cannon

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Honey Bunny
Vena Virago
Vivid Alt.
Honey Bunny might be best described as art-house porno, a bizarre and often outright surrealistic film filled with strange dialogue, oddball characters, weird images, and a recurring bunny rabbit motif; that said, it's also filled with hot and strange and inventive sex scenes, and should satisfy viewers who like their porn to err on the side of weird. The first proper sex scene has Max Mikita cuffed and chained by beefcakey Jordan Ash. Adrianna Nicole wears a leather bondage mask (with bunny ears and a rabbit face!) while Tyler Knight works her over with a Hitachi magic wand. The mask comes off (and a blindfold and dog collar go on) for fantastic cocksucking and contotionist ass-fucking. Other highlights include Varla Vex topping the adorable Poppy Roxx, dribbling her with hot wax and fucking her with a carrot-shaped dildo. Swirling psychedlia abounds, and surrealism has never been sexier. (2008, 120 min.)

Cast: Page Morgan, Marie Love, Adrianna Nicole, Max Mikita, Varla Vex, Poppy Roxx, Tyler Knight, Alex Gonz, Dino Bravo, Jordan Ash,

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Man's Ruin
WinkyTiki
VividAlt
Melodie Gore is the adorable alt-porn headliner for Man's Ruin, a surprisingly peppy, fun flick about a geek girl who gets trapped in an incredibly kinky videogame. A lot of alt-porn goes the bleak-and-nihilistic route, but — some dark moments aside — this one indulges in over-the-top weirdness instead. Most of the scenes are "levels" from the eponymous game, which include a weird hospital room (with Ava Rose as a beautifully made-up fuck doll for Chris Charming in a mad-scientist role; he shaves her legs with a straight-razor at the beginning, then moves on to fucking her perfect body), a Satanic ritual chamber (with Roxy DeVille in full goth-gear pleasuring her dark master Barry Scott), a night club (for a nice, if comparatively conventional, all-girl orgy scene), a pornographer's studio (with Mia Rose as a ponygirl and Jay Huntington as a posing bodybuilder, eventually fucking for the pornographer's camera), and a final chamber with cute Asian Lystra wrapped in fabric and tormented by Claire Adams as the riding-crop-wielding "final boss." Don't worry — Melodie is there to save the day and beat the game. It's essentially a weird collection of vignettes, but they're all outstanding, and the interstitial non-sex stuff is even weirder. This is a memorable flick. There's a whole disc of extras, most notably (and hilariously) a 1965 anti-pornography short film called "Perversion for Profit." (2007, 85 min.)

Cast: Melodie Gore, Justine Joli, Ava Rose, Mia Rose, Celeste Star, Satine Phoenix, Roxy DeVille, Lystra, Claire Adams, Stoya, Chris Charming, Jay Huntington, Barry Scott

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Voluptuous Biker Babes
Carlos Batts
Adam & Eve
Voluptuous Biker Babes features zaftig star April Flores and her equally voluptuous friends La Cholita and Bunny de La Cruz as squabbling exotic dancers setting off on a cross-country tour to relieve their boredom. When their car breaks down they encounter a crazed desert dance cult — seriously — fueled by hallucinogens and sexual obsession, run by a mad drag queen diva. There's ample weirdness to go around, from wrestling matches to dungeon scenes to inexplicable mattresses on the back of giant trucks to lots of leopardskin-patterned décor. The sex scenes run the gamut from girl-girl fucking with strap-ons to an awesome anal extravaganza with Otto Bauer and Audrey Hollander. The sex scenes are unusually long, nicely composed, beautifully shot, and intense, though there are long stretches of surreal action in between, so prepare yourself for something fascinatingly bizarre. The music is good, too, with pulse-pounding songs from lots of indie bands, mostly matched beautifully with the action. If you're sick of stick-thin porn stars with inflatable-looking fake breasts, and want to see a movie full of real beautiful women with curves you can really grab onto, take Voluptuous Biker Babes for a ride.

Received an Honorable Mention at the 2009 Feminist Porn Awards! (2008, 120 min,)

Cast: April Flores, LA Cholita, Bunny de La Cruz, Pa Fucshia Flores, Audrey Hollander, Veronique Vega, Desiree, Otto, Mikey, Jerry

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