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There is a school that believes that Pure and Noble Erotica must have some other mission besides getting one hard, wet, or some combination thereof. This attitude is not shared by the Blowfishies, and we cherish our tapes which have this clarity of purpose.

	The 4 Finger Club #11 New Sensations If you like to watch pretty women having wildly enthusiastic orgasms with each other, you've come to the right video. More unscripted and spontaneous than the Where the Boys Aren't girl-girl series, The 4 Finger Club #11 is basically just five no-plot sex scenes, each with two women on a bed/sofa/chaise, doing it and having heaps of fun. The performers are totally into each other, getting off on each other's pleasure as well as their own, and their arousal and heat is very infectious and a delight to watch. The sex is mostly not rough or kinky -- it's more on the sweet, affectionate, romping side, with lots of giggling. And lots of orgasms. Did we mention the orgasms? Loud, intense, expressive, body-shuddering orgasms, and plenty of 'em, with a camera that stays focused on faces while the orgasms are happening. The women are all very pretty, feminine, porn-star-types, somewhat more distinctive-looking than most, and all with real breasts as far as we can tell. Phoenix Haight (the brunette in the 1st scene) is especially beautiful, with a gorgeous ass and lovely tattoos; Ashley Sage (the girl with the braces in the 2nd scene) comes like she'll die if she doesn't; and it's very fun to listen to Nomi and Syren Smiles talk dirty to each other in French in the last scene. (At least, we assume they're talking dirty. They could be discussing Derrida for all we know...) (2000, 110 min.) Cast: Vanda, Judy, Phoenix Haight, Bailey, Michelle Raven, Venus, Syren Smiles, Nomi, Ashley Sage, Haven item MV-NWS-1121-DVD, dvd format: `$14.95` `v-nws-1121`

	Afterschool Special/Turn Me Up Over & On Fatale Media Fatale brings back two of their classic movies, together again for the first time on one DVD! Afterschool Special — Roughly speaking, a gang of big nasty lesbians descends on a bunch of nice straight girls having lunch after school, and mayhem of the sexual sort results. Everyone is having the time of their lives; this looks like the kind of movie you and your friends would make if you were attractive, physically varied college-age lesbians (and who are we to say that you are not?). The production values are, pretty much, "Hey, everyone, let's put on a porn movie," and this was shot in the days before Hi-8, but the sex is very authentic, very hot, and the performers are obviously very, very into what they are doing. (And, if we may be so bold, one of the performers wins the "best natural rack of the year" award, to boot.) Tie Me Up Over and On — Have you ever had the experience of waiting for a lover, a lover who you wanted so bad you were aching, to arrive? Sure you have. And then the lover arrived, and... things happened much like what happen in this movie. Two very attractive young dykes go at each other like they haven't had sex in weeks. No plot, no words, just two lovers who want each other. A little light flogging, a great strap-on, and a lot of tongue. It's great. (2005, 50 min.) Cast: Dame X, J. Bones, Lydia Thrill, Spike, Rusty Scooter, Duke H, Ms Hussy, June bBeaver, Miss Thing Rosenberg, Misty Mountain, Angelcake (non-sex) item MV-FTL-1418-DVD, dvd format: `$41.95` `v-ftl-1418`

	Art School Sluts Eon McKai VCA Pictures To every generation comes a time that they must strike out on their own, make their own mark on the world... and do their own remake of New Wave Hookers. For those born 1981-1986, that time has come. Roughly about the dreams / daydreams / sex fantasies / sexual behavior of a goth slacker art-school student (Keiko), it's really just one surreal romp scene after another, with lots of fun, rough sex, including lots of anal. Everyone is clearly having the time of their lives; the fun, "Hey, let's put on a porn flick!" atmosphere is infectious. The girl/girl scenes are particularly hot; you have no question whatsoever that the performers are not just performing. The music is a far step above the usual porn-flick nonsense. Eon McKai has a great visual imagination, and does some nitfy things with video effects and textures, but never to distraction. Natural bodies all around on the female performers is another plus. And if you like goth girls, this is the movie for you. (2004, 100 min.) Cast: Keiko, Felix Vicious, Katja Kassin, Sin Serious, Lili Anne, Talon, James Deen item MV-VCA-1272-DVD, dvd format: `$14.95` `v-vca-1272`

	Ashton Asylum Laurent Sky Vivid Ashton Asylum is another stylish (sometimes overly stylized) production from director Laurent Sky, who remains entirely too enamored with strobe lights, double-exposures, quick cuts, pounding music, and weird sets. Still, he has managed to create a signature set of visual styles, which is tricky for a porn director, and there's no denying that his films have some of the loveliest ladies in the business, in some of the nastiest scenes. (He tends to ease off on the visual pyrotechnics during the actual sex scenes, which helps.) Ashton Moore's first "boy/girl lead role in 5 years" is the main selling point, and judging by the enthusiasm with which she services Tommy Gunn in the first scene, she's missed the job. The long blowjob scene is nice, and the fucking is serviceable, but both performers are consummate professionals, and there's a certain coldness to their interaction. From this merely-okay beginning, though, the film gets more intense with (almost) every scenes. Melissa Lauren steals the show -- those eyes, those lips, that ass! Her three-way John West and Sascha starts with a double blowjob that's just messy enough to be really hot, and she urges her male co-stars to greater intensity in some hard fucking and anal scenes -- she makes you believe it's the best sex she ever had. Amazingly, the next scene is even better -- Ashton and the gorgeous, sweet-faced Hillary Scott team up to pleasure Jean Val Jean, with Hillary taking the brunt of his affections. She deep-throats beautifully, and during the extensive anal scenes, it's like watching an angel being sodomized (in a good way!). Sandra Romain takes on Jerry and Steven French in a really rough scene with some spitting and gagging; if it were shot on a handheld in a cheap motel room it would qualify as gonzo, especially with Romain licking cum off a pane of colored plastic at the end, but instead it's well-lit on a typically surreal set, so maybe it's art. The final scene, with Kate Frost and Ashton playing together with toys, is something of a letdown after the rising intensity of the earlier scenes, and the movie goes out on a quiet note. Forgive that, and the stylistic excesses, and this one's a winner all the way. (2006, 105 min.) Cast: Ashton Moore, Kate Frost, Hillary Scott, Sandra Romain, Melissa Lauren, Jean Val Jean, Tommy Gunn, Jerry, Steven French, Sascha, John West item MV-VIV-1464-DVD, dvd format: `$27.95` `v-viv-1464`

	Ass Addiction Digital Playground This is a nasty, raunchy, hardcore film that delivers on its title -- all ass, all the time. It would be just another gonzo shagfest, unsophisticated and not very interesting, but there are some real flashes of personality and a couple of standout performances that make it well worthwhile, if you're looking for some smutty rough stuff. The first scene is the most disappointing. It features Naomi (dressed in mismatched lingerie that looks like it was gathered from the freebie bin at a sleazy strip club) and Erik Everhard, and, while she's certainly attractive, she seemed half-asleep much of the time. There's a lot of food play (frosting whipped cream, etc.), which will make the food fetishists happy and leave the rest of you shaking your heads over how messy it is. There's plenty of fucking and anal (there is lots of anal in this film! They have so much anal they could export it overseas to countries that are suffering anal shortages!), and it's a nice long scene, as they all are. There's entirely too much spread-asshole-gaping, though. The trend toward giving viewers a glimpse into the colons of porn stars is a regrettable one; fortunately, there's less and less of that as the film goes on. The second scene is the hottest, with the adorable Kinzie Kenner taking on three guys at once, first going down on all of them and keeping busy with her hands and mouth (once again proving that women are better at multitasking than men). She's playful and cute, and they move through various positions, with an emphasis on one guy fucking her while she keeps the others occupied orally and manually. Eventually she gets on all fours and they take turns shagging her ass -- lots of turns, and she acts incredibly turned-on as they go around and around. The next scene, with Katja Kassin leashed, collared, and dressed in a strappy, fetishy outfit, features some light spanking and paddling and a lot of enthusiastic service to her two masters, plus a glass butt plug. Nice dp, too. Gia Paloma and Ben English are comparatively subdued, but it's still a good scene, with outstanding oral and more toy play and -- you guessed it! -- anal. The final scene features the almost-too-well-endowed Shyla Stylez, tied up in a schoolgirl outfit, at the mercy of Jean Val Jean and Scott Nails. Alas, they strip her out of the cute outfit very quickly, but the scene continues nicely, with lots of spirited fucking, they guys taking turns on her ass. For a film shot on handheld, it's well-done, with good camera angles and clear views of all the action. Extras include a photo gallery, a cumshot recap, and various trailers (2006, 150 min) Cast: Naomi, Erik Everhard, Kinzie Kenner, Scott Nails, Marco Duato/Banderas, Jean Val Jean, Katja Kassin, Jerry, Gia Paloma, Ben English, Shyla Stylez item MV-DPG-1469-DVD, dvd format: `$25.95` `v-dpg-1469`

	Ass Addiction 2 Digital Playground Ass Addiction 2 is straight-up raunchy goodness, with the expected emphasis on anal. This isn't a sophisticated film, but there's a place for unabashed gonzo sport-fucking, and this is a fine example of the type, with long scenes featuring hot women and hard men in enthusiastic action. There's lots of anal in every scene, but there are plenty of other sex acts, too, and the situations in each vignette are at least moderately interesting, and sometimes compellingly weird. Scene one has lean and lovely Rebeca Linares taunting a masked man in a cage, teasing the viewer as much as she teases her captive. After changing into lingerie, she lets him out, and things progress from oral to anal, and by the end of the scene, she's the one in the cage. The next scene has Whitney Stevens watching porn on TV and begging to have her ass fucked like the girl on the screen; her boyfriend obliges, warming her up a little before moving on to the main event. Scene three features Nicara in a very fetching schoolgirl outfit paying a visit to a dom, who crops and pinches and spanks her before penetrating her ass with a toy. Scene four has Scott Nails discovering a girl in a garbage bag in an alley, and bringing her into his house, where she offers him her body if he promises not to throw her out. Who could say no to that? The final scene has adorable Latina Sammy Cruz on her knees for two men, while simultaneously licking a lollipop, though the oral fixation is just a brief stop on the way to an anal excursion. Surprisingly, there was only one three-way in the film, and no double-penetration, but there's plenty of doggy, missionary, and reverse-cowgirl anal, and the scenes are all quite long and involved. If you enjoy butt sex, there's a lot to like here. (2007, 136 min.) Cast: Rebeca Linares, Scott Nails, Whitney Stevens, Duato, Nicara, Mick Blue, Honey, Sammy Cruz, Jean Val Jean item MV-DPG-1507-DVD, dvd format: `$25.95` `v-dpg-1507`

	Babysitters Robby D. Digital Playground Who doesn't fantasize about babysitters? They're the ultimate dream girl: young, hot, and they know how to take care of you. Babysitters plays with these fantasies in seven scenes, and features an all-star cast of Jessie Jane, Sophia Santi, Shay Jordan, and Teagan Presley. Nautica is hired to help Tony with taking care of his baby, but she helps him with his sexual frustration instead. Between the passionate kissing and Tony's moaning, it makes for a really hot scene. In the next scene, Sasha refuses to have sex with her boyfriend, telling Nautica over the phone that she wants to wait until they get married. But when her babysitting gig for Charles' child is canceled, she goes from being a prude to giving blowjobs for money. Ah, porn; one moment she says she wants sex to be special, and in the next she's screaming "Don't make love to my face; fuck my face!" Scene three finds Lexxi, Sammie, Alektra, and Angie as housewives at a Tupperware party that is interrupted by Sophia, a dominatrix who turns it into a sexy, screaming orgy. Next door, Teagan gets pounded anally by the older brother (played by her off-screen husband Tyler Durden) of the kid she's babysitting. Shay's scenario is the most familiar babysitting fantasy: she invites her boyfriend, Scott, over to fuck on the parents' bed while the kid is asleep. They are caught by Mrs. Johnson (played by Gina Lynn) and Scott runs off before Mr. Johnson (played by Ben English) arrives. As "punishment," Shay engages in a threesome with the couple. In the final scene, Jessie is hired by Mrs. Smith (played by Nikki Benz) to have a threesome with her and her husband (played by Tommy Gunn), though he thinks she's just there to babysit. With a good amount of dialogue, reasonably believable storylines (for porn, that is), and decent acting, this film is entertaining, fun and sexy all at the same time. Bonus materials include behind the scenes footage, biographies, bloopers, and a photo gallery. Winner of the 2008 AVN Video Awards for Best All-Girl Sex Scene (Sophia Santi, Alektra Blue, Sammie Rhodes, Angie Savage & Lexxi Tyler), and Best Oral Sex Scene (Sasha Grey)! (2007, 100 min.) Cast: Jesse Jane, Shay Jordan, Sophia Santi, Teagan Presley, Sasha Grey, Nautica Thorn, Nikki Benz, Sammie Rhodes, Alektra Blue, Angie Savage, Gina Lynn, Lexxi Tyler, Scott Nails, Tommy Gunn, Tony De Sergio, Ben English, Charles Dera, Jerry, Tyler Durden, Jay Lassiter item MV-DPG-1575-DVD, dvd format: `$25.95` item MV-DPG-1575-BLU, blu-ray format: `$54.95` `v-dpg-1575`

	Barely Legal 18th Birthday Party #2 Hustler Barely Legal 18th Birthday Party #2 is a good flick featuring sexy teens in adult situations. The girls are mostly flirty and horny and embracing their sexual power, without the creepy braces-and-pigtails-and-endangered-innocence vibe that some "hot teen" videos emit like toxic radiation. Indeed, in the first scene the suggestively named Kayla Love Cox steals her mom's credit card and orders a male stripper, who promptly gives her a nice birthday present -- talk about seizing control of your sex life! The next scene has some incestuous subtext that may disturb some of you (and will likely thrill others), as MILF Kelly Leigh seduces the boyfriend of her hot brunette "daughter" Lexi Belle. When Lexi emerges all fresh and clean from the bath and finds out her mother has boundary issues (and her boyfriend's cock in her mouth, and a dildo in her ass), Lexi doesn't get mad; she joins in. It's innocence vs. experience, and everyone's a winner. Aubrey Addams and Emma Cummings are up next in the classic pairing of hot naked blonde and hot naked brunette, frolicking in the water and playing together. Eventually a guy appears, and they neatly integrate him into their fucking, though it was nice to see Aubrey and Emma continue to touch and fondle one another as they also tended to his needs. Tabitha James's scene had rougher sex than the others, with some anal and asshole-gaping, and her two-tone hair gave her something of a skanky look, but some of you may like the harder edge. The final scene is rather whimsical, with the adorable Belle Bond opening a gift-wrapped box to find her boyfriend's dick inside. It seemed to be the present she wanted most of all, and it proved to be a gift that kept on giving. In all, this is a solid film with a high proportion of cute girl-next-door types, so check it out and get this party started. (2007, 115 min) Cast: Kayla Love Cox, Emma Cummings, Lexi Belle, Tabitha James, Aubrey Addams, Belle Bond, Kelly Leigh, Jenner, Alan Stafford, Otto Bauer, Jeremy Holmes, Lee Stone item MV-HUS-1538-DVD, dvd format: `$27.95` `v-hus-1538`

	Boot Camp: Sex Survival Weekend Kelly Holland Penthouse Boot Camp: Sex Survival Weekend presents a series of military-themed sex scenes shot in the usual Penthouse style -- pretty people, soft focus, tinkling music -- but with rather more humor than you might expect. In the first scene, Brooke Banner shags her fatigue-clad boyfriend Steven St. Croix on the hood of a car, and it's not a particularly impressive coupling, but things get better after that. St. Croix plays the sergeant in charge of a (co-ed and horny) squad of Marine misfits, and the rest of the movie involves their misadventures on a survival weekend in the woods. It's all played very broadly for laughs, with some nice funny moments, especially of St. Croix gleefully chewing the scenery in grand screaming drill sergeant style. Soon Allison Pierce and Lexi Belle get lost in the woods and find a paratrooper stuck in a tree. They cut him down, and he agrees to help them find their way out if they'll show him a good time. The resulting three-way is great fun, and the ladies are fantastically hot, especially when they team up for a blowjob. Back on base the colonel's hot wife Megan Monroe gets a thorough pounding from a passing soldier, and in the field the soldiers watch the lovely Rebeca Linares make love to her boyfriend on a picnic -- apparently they aren't deep in the wilderness -- and later spy Katarina Kat stripping down for some skinny dipping. One of the soldiers is so tempted by this sight that he can't contain himself, and takes her prisoner... though not against her will. There's also a pretty good girl-girl bonus scene from another militarily-themed film, Uniform Behavior. Boot Camp won't blow your mind, but there are a few good laughs, a lot of beautiful women, and some genuinely hot scenes -- enough to make it worth a look. (2007, 84 min.) Cast: Rebeca Linares, Allison Pierce, Katarina Kat, Lexi Belle, Megan Monroe, Brooke Banner, Alan Stafford, Chris Cannon, Nat Turner, Nick Manning, Steven St. Croix (New as of June 19, 2008) item MV-PUL-1612-DVD, dvd format: `$23.95` `v-pul-1612`

	Bring'um Young #9 Jon Dough Anabolic This movie is just chock full 'o young chicks. In fact, before every scene, you get to see the tender things proudly brandishing their IDs for the camera. Thankfully, all of them are over 18. They may be young, but they don't seem to be inexperienced. In fact, these girls happen to be the recipients of some of the roughest sex this side of SM. It is really amazing to watch what these girlish bodies will withstand; double penetration, vigorous blowjobs, sexual positions impossible for those of us who don't spend our days doing yoga. The sex is raunchy, the plot is nonexistent, and the end result is truly hot. (2002, 135 min.) Cast: Desert Rose, Paris, Elizabeth Delmar, Brooke Ballentyne, Lexy Lane, Scarlet, Mario, Jay Ashley, Jon Dough, Erik Everhard item MV-ANA-1320-DVD, dvd format: `$25.95` `v-ana-1320`

	Cheerleaders Robby D. Digital Playground Cheerleaders is a hot, high-gloss fuckfest sure to win a slew of awards. Some of the hottest stars around (and a few newer faces) come together as an exceedingly horny squad of high school cheerleaders who flirt, talk trash, steal one another's boyfriends, play truth-or-dare, and aren't opposed to a little all-girl action in the locker room. The first long scene has Jesse Jane and Manuel Ferrara tearing each other up, working their way furiously through a number of positions and bringing real (or at least convincingly simulated) passion to the screen. Next Memphis Monroe plays a little two-on-one with Erik Everhard and Mick Blue, a nice and nasty three-way that takes advantage of her copious cleavage for some tit-fucking and culminates in a double facial. Perky blonde freshman Shawna Lenee sucks up to veteran cheerleader Adrianna Lynn...before sucking off her boyfriend Johnny Sins, with Adrianna joining in for a three-way. The inevitable detention scene follows, with coach Tommy Gunn overseeing a room full of ne'er-do-wells that includes Alexis Texas, Shay Jordan, Camryn Kiss, James Deen, and Johnny Sins. They pass notes and flirt before the inappropriate touching begins, and though they mostly just pair off, there's never a dull moment, and some girl-girl fun slips in here and there. Things continue on disc 2 -- this is a big movie! -- with brunette cutie Stoya and Brianna Love teaming up to delight Manuel Ferrara in study hall. They all show tremendous energy and enthusiasm, and both girls do anal beautifully, making this scene a standout. Best of all is the final scene -- a ten-way all-girl locker room orgy that will go down in the annals of porn as a classic. Cute bouncy girls in skimpy outfits playing incredibly explicit truth-or-dare -- what could be better? Check it out -- it'll have you cheering for more. (2008, 159 min. ) Cast: Jesse Jane, Manuel Ferrara, Memphis Monroe, Erik Everhard, Mick Blue, Adrianna Lynn, Shawna Lenee, Johnny Sins, Alexis Texas, Shay Jordan, Camryn Kiss, Tommy Gunn, James Deen, Stoya, Brianna Love, Sophia Santi, Priya Rai, Lexxi Tyler item MV-DPG-1599-DVD, dvd format: `$32.95` item MV-DPG-1599-BLU, blu-ray format: `$54.95` `v-dpg-1599`

	Chill Bud Lee Sin City Chill is one of those porn movies that confounds us. The cover text is totally out of place with the story. And the story, which is somewhat along the lines of The Big Chill, just doesn't go all the way in becoming a porn version of the inspiration piece. The scenes are strung together with dialog bits indicating that a bunch of 30-somethings have gathered at one house for the funeral of one of their college friends. And there are excessively long edits of scenes of the Burbank airport and of a cemetery to make sure you understand that context (and, we're pretty sure, to make the movie look a bit longer than the content could cover). Despite the criticisms above, we're carrying the movie. Why? Because we love Dee and the sex scenes are surprisingly long and good. Some of them are damn good. The scene with Dee and Holly Hollywood is one of the best mainstream girl-on-girl scenes these reviewers can remember ever coming across (so to speak!). We just wish there was a final scene with everyone gathered around the table remembering the good ol' days that turns into an orgy. That would really make the movie. Alas, it is not to be. By the way, if you care, there's no anal in this movie, all but one scene is just two folks together (1 lesbian, 3 hetero, the exception is a girl-girl-boy scene), and nearly all of the sex is without condoms. (2004, 97 min.) Cast: Dee, Holly Hollywood, Christie Lee, Brittaney Noel (formerly known as Rayveness), Mandy Bright, Scott Styles, Trevor Zen, Barrett Blade, T.J. Cox item MV-SNC-1089-DVD, dvd format: `$45.00` `v-snc-1089`

	Control 1 Robbie D. Digital Playground This movie is just exhausting to watch. There's just so much smut going on all over the place, and everyone in it is trying so hard to do a good job of fucking everyone else's brains out. There are definitely several scenes where you feel like stopping the action and asking the performers if they'd like a glass of water or maybe a quick nap. There's no plot, everyone is totally hot, and the sex is very rough and nasty and even a bit creative. There is some good use of stainless steel toys and some very nice costuming. The director Robby D. is definitely going for a fetishy, hard-core feel and it mostly works. It's just fancy and hip looking enough to make it stand out. There's a lot of bondage and dog collars, women in cages, blindfolds, and lots and lots of gagging, choking, spitting, and other rough sex staples. If you like that kind of thing you'll probably like this video. The performers seem pretty interested in the sex they are having which really makes the rough stuff seem more appealing. There's tons of nasty behind the scenes stuff. We think the whole two disk set comes to about three and a half hours of footage. (2004, 70 min.) Cast: Lanny Barby, Tereza Ilova, Ashley Roberts, Gigi, Brooke Haven, Keri Sable, Rita Faltoyano, Chanel, Jade Hsu item MV-DPG-1394-DVD, dvd format: `$29.95` `v-dpg-1394`

	Crash Pad Series, Volume 1 Shine Louise Houston Pink and White/Blowfish Video In The Crash Pad Series, Volume 1, leading indie feminist porn director Shine Louise Houston returns to the world of her astonishing debut film The Crash Pad for a series of self-contained vignettes that recreate all the power, passion, and hotness of the original. The premise remains the same: some lucky women are given keys to a very special apartment, and once inside, they let their inhibitions go. There are some familiar faces from the original Crash Pad -- notably Shawn, Jiz Lee, and Dylan Ryan -- along with a wealth of new hot uninhibited talent, including beauties like Princess Donna and Trouble Royale. Sexy femmes, buff butches, cute bois, and assorted sexy transfolk unleash their passions behind closed doors -- but you've got the key to come inside and watch. In these five scenes, you'll see strap-on fucking and sucking, hard pounding, deep kissing, and pretty much anything else two women with a well-supplied toy chest and a lot of energy can do to one another. It's the hottest dyke flick we've seen since the original Crash Pad, and the winner of the 2008 Feminist Porn Award for Hottest Dyke Film. Extras include trailers and outtakes for all the scenes. This is real queer fucking of the highest quality, and we can't recommend it enough. If you still want more -- and why wouldn't you? -- you can visit The Crash Pad Series website, home to the ongoing adventures of the denizens of the Crash Pad. It's the happiest place on earth! Winner of the 2008 Feminist Porn Award for Hottest Dyke Film! You can view the trailer here. (QuickTime 7 required.) (2007, 75 min.) Cast: Shawn, Jiz Lee, Princess Donna, Jake, Stacy Staxxx, Skye, Trouble Royale, Johnny, Dylan Ryan, Trucker Cash item MV-BVI-1542-DVD, dvd format: `$34.95` `v-bvi-1542`

	Crash Pad Series, Volume 2 Shine Louise Houston Pink and White/Blowfish Video The Crash Pad: Volume 2: Unlocked returns to the eponymous apartment of sexual delight, with all the fun and feisty antics inside secretly recorded by (actual director) Shine Louise Houston in the role of high-tech voyeur-next-door. As always, the series features real lesbians and trans-folk with a range of body types -- though there's a definite emphasis on the tattooed-and-pierced aesthetic -- having realistic (if delightfully kinky) sex. The first scene has two longtime lovers bringing in a guest star -- "I've got a present for you" -- to spank, slap, (wo)manhandle, pound with a strap-on, and generally ravish. In the next scene, a diligent student comes to the Crash Pad for a quiet night of studying.... but, before long, she's sprawled on the couch fingering herself and fantasizing, eventually blindfolding herself, too. She seems to be having a pretty good time alone, but she welcomes the company when a friend shows up to join her for a playful fuck. The next scene pairs a bossy brunette and her blonde friend, both femmey, for some toe-sucking and deep fucking -- their chemistry is fantastic. The fourth scene has a couple of bois roughhousing, with face-fucking, rough doggy style, and even some dildo reacharound action. In the final scene, a couple of tattooed beauties (including alt-porn star Michelle Aston) share their fantasies, and then do their best to realize them. As a whole the film is hot, varied, inventive, and smart, with great production values -- the series just keeps getting better and better. Trailer: QuickTime format • Windows Media Player format. (2008, 106 min.) Cast: Shawn, Jiz, Micah, Dallas, Vai, Legs, Johnny, Jake, Wilder, Michelle Aston, Julie item MV-BVI-1594-DVD, dvd format: `$34.95` `v-bvi-1594`

	The Crash Pad Shine Louise Houston Pink and White/Blowfish Video The Crash Pad is amazingly hot hardcore indie feminist dyke porn, sure to appeal to anyone who likes seeing gorgeous women do wonderfully nasty things to one another. These aren't your standard pornstar types, but a hip Bay Area cross-section -- the sultry femme, the boyishly cute dyke, the tattooed, and the pierced are all represented. How hot is this movie? Within the first seven minutes, you're treated to double penetration with strap-ons, and it only ups the ante from there. These women devour one another. There's cocksucking, cuntlicking, anal fucking, rimming, squirting, masturbating, three-ways, and more. The premise is simple: there's an apartment, and if you're lucky enough to be given the key, you can let yourself in... and let yourself go. This isn't fake lesbian porn with pointless high heels and starlets barely able to conceal their distaste as they awkwardly tongue kiss. Real sex, real orgasms, real sweat, real bodily fluids, real laughter -- this is the genuine article, so utterly natural that the fact it's being filmed seems nearly incidental. Director Shine Louise Houston has become one of the leading lights of the feminist porn movement, and her debut film demonstrates her unparalleled sense of style, humor, and, most of all, her dedication to hot real sex. Extensive extras include a cast interview, director interview, storyboards, outtakes, trailers, and a director's commentary. The Crash Pad is, simply, one of the hottest films we sell, a feature so groundbreaking that it has spawned a slew of imitations, and winner of the Hottest Dyke Sex Scene from the Feminist Porn Awards. It's really that good. Here's the key. Come inside. View the trailers! QuickTime (best) • Windows Media Player • MPEG-1 (should play on anything). Be sure to check out Superfreak the great second movie by the same director! And customers say... This is the hottest adult DVD we now own (we've only made it through the first 2 scenes). Me & my wife enjoy the movie because it was real people enjoying what they're doing. Very very happy. The adventures of The Crash Pad continue in Shine's latest release, The Crash Pad Series, Volume 1, now available for pre-order! And if you are looking for even more wonderfulness from Shine Louise, be sure to check out The Crash Pad Series website, the on-going web site show. It's like TV, only there's always something on. (2005, 60 min.) Cast: Jiz Lee, Dusty Ryder, Jo, Dylan Rion, Roxie Ryder, Simone, Shawn item MV-BVI-1414-DVD, dvd format: `$34.95` `v-bvi-1414`

	Deeper 4 Robbie D. Digital Playground Deeper 4 combines high production values with a touch of gonzo style, resulting in a pleasing fusion of pretty pictures and nasty sex. In the first scene, cutie headliner Shay Jordan shares a meal and some wine with Jerry, giving him a little striptease before leaning over to let him lick her ass and points south. Hot fucking in various positions follows, along with some nice deep-throating, all culminating in a spattery body cumshot. Slim, luscious black star Marie Luv -- the hottest woman in a movie full of hotness -- is up next with Marco Banderas in a scene featuring exceptional oral (for both of them), and lots of play with a tube of pink lipstick, rubbed on breasts, ass, lips, and elsewhere. Adorable Celina Cross plays a naughty schoolgirl with Scott Nails, sitting on his lap and "peeing" on him -- pretty obviously faked with some poured water, so if watersports are your kink, don't expect too much verisimilitude. He takes her to the bathroom and punishes her, shoving her panties in her mouth and fucking her roughly. Shay returns in skimpy bra and panties for a fairly straightforward romp with Scott, starting with dry-humping that leads to some pretty epic oral on both their parts, plus some passionate vaginal pounding. We end with a three-way bringing together blonde Holly Morgan, dark Mikayla, and bald Ben English. The two girls start out jealously competing for his attention, but eventually start to work together (and work him over) beautifully. It's a hot, varied, smutty flick that nicely blends high quality with hard fucking. Extras include a cumshot recap, a behind the scenes featurette, photo gallery, and trailers for about 30 other Digital Playground offerings. (2006, 109 min.) Cast: Shay Jordan, Jerry, Marie Luv, Marco Banderas, Celina Cross, Scott Nails, Holly Morgan, Mikayla, Ben English (New as of June 3, 2008) item MV-DPG-1608-DVD, dvd format: `$25.95` `v-dpg-1608`

	Desperate Housewhores #8 Mark Kismet Hustler Desperate Housewhores 8 has an amusingly strange premise. The five women featured are all ostensibly "contest winners" chosen to receive "sexual makeovers." In faux-reality-show establishing shots, the director finds the women at home and tells them that, based on their letters and photographs, they've won the chance to fuck on camera! The women react like lottery winners, leaping up and down with joy, and then the action moves to time-lapse scenes of the women having make-up put on and their hair styled, during which they read aloud their winning letters, all various tales of woe about husbands who have small penises, or aren't home often enough, or who've become sex-hating born again Christians. They get the chance to shag male porn stars (and become porn stars themselves), and the results are mostly quite hot, and there's even some decent acting. Nyomi Banxxx, a black woman who's the most gorgeous person in the film, has a great, fun scene with Marco Banderas, with lots of first-rate cocksucking. Cover girl Felony is up next with Christian, again with noteworthy oral skills on display, and the anal reverse cowgirl is especially impressive. Blonde Odessa is a bit disappointing in her scene with Derrick Pierce, never quite getting into the groove. But fit and fine Asian Lyla Lei is up next, and she's cute, flexible, and loves to take a pounding, even though her partner Justice is the least self-assured and charismatic of the leading men, a bit out of his league in such a strong cast. The final scene has Heather Presley, an athletic hottie who is either not quite comfortable in the scene or is very good at acting that way -- she sucks Christian's dick more diligently than enthusiastically, as if it's a wifely duty, but when he grabs her hair and fucks her mouth, she takes it well. She doesn't have the wanton quality some of the other women have, and looks visibly uncomfortable during the cumshot, as if wondering what she's gotten herself into. There are ups and downs, but the baseline here is high, with some whimsy and a couple of wonderful scenes, especially those with Nyomi and Felony. (2007, 90 min.) Cast: Felony, Nyomi Banxxx, Odessa, Lyla Lei, Heather Presley, Marco Banderas, Christian, Derrick Pierce, Justice Young item MV-HUS-1566-DVD, dvd format: `$26.95` `v-hus-1566`

	Double Up Chuck Lords Vivid Double Up has one compelling and unusual element: it features beautiful blonde identical twins Lyndsey and Lacey Love, together in hardcore sex scenes. That fact alone should be enough to inspire many viewers to pick this one up, though it should be noted that the twins don't do much sexually together -- they're naked in the same scenes, but they tend to focus on the male object of their affections, so don't expect twincestuous fisting or come-swapping or the like, though they do provide two-on-one blowjobs and take a couple of shared facial cumshots. The twins appear in the first scene, with Nick Manning, who does some unfortunate growling and mugging for the camera, and in the (much better) final scene with tattooed Harley, where there's an exceptionally hot blowjob. The twins are not great actors, and they're not the best porn performers, either, but it doesn't matter -- they're hot blonde identical twins willing to do hardcore pornography, so they shall never want for work. The real highlight of the film is a long and wonderful orgy with brunettes Jenaveve Jolie, Diana Prince, the incomparable Roxy DeVille, and the very lucky Derrick Pierce. One of the girls has a strap-on, so the sexual permutations are numerous, and pretty much all of them are explored. It's a tour-de-force of a four-way. The disc has the usual sorts of extras -- behind the scenes, some bonus footage, trailers, photo gallery, etc. Since there's no real plot to speak of, the positions menu is especially useful. (2007, 90 min.) Cast: Lyndsey Love, Lacey Love, Katrina Kat, Holly Wellin, Jenaveve Jolie, Diana Prince, Roxy DeVille, Richard Kline, Harley, Derrick Pierce, Nick Manning item MV-VIV-1545-DVD, dvd format: `$25.95` `v-viv-1545`

	Fashionistas John Stagliano Evil Angel This movie is a rare gem, combining real BDSM with actual sex (something that most pornographers seldom dare to do); those of you who've been begging for this kind of movie have had your wildest dreams answered. Packed with four hours and forty minutes of hot hot sex, spanking, latex maids, sexy women, bondage, nipple clamps, fashion, chains, glass dildos, pony girls, Rocco topping women, women topping women, sparkly butt-plugs, bendy Belladonna, festishwear, foot worship, smothering, acrobatic cock sucking, clothes pins, an honest-to-goodness real dominatrix, and Rocco getting topped (briefly). The plot is actually interesting and makes the transitions between sex scenes flow nicely: Rocco is a famous fashion designer hungry for a hot new BDSM look and is intrigued by the Fashionistas, a small design company whose owner is bent on seducing Rocco not only to buy her designs but to follow her into the underground world of American S&M clubs. Rocco's performance is energetic and amazing as always, riding his women long and hard, and the women match him thrust for thrust. Belladonna can nearly rest her head on her butt, which is far more fetching than you can imagine, and her transformation from nerdy computer geek to willing submissive is convincing and hot hot hot. Every last sex scene is inventive and includes some aspect of BDSM. The costumes are sexy as hell and the sets rock in this very high-budget smut-fest. This movie actually features quite a few of our toys put to very good use, including: the Rosebud Decorative Butt-Plug -- Large, Twist & Shout with Blue Spirals, glass dildos very similar to our Iridescent Ribbon Glass Dildo, Black Dragon Latex Gloves, acrylic butt-plugs just like our Taillights and the Clover Clamps (not just for nipples anymore!); so if you get inspired by the movie, you know where to look to buy the props! We can't recommend this movie highly enough, though we have to agree with the box copy: this is NOT for the novice porn viewer. If our comments aren't enough, you might want to know that this movie pretty much swept the AVN and XRCO awards. From AVN it picked up Best Film, Best Director, Best Actress (Taylor St. Claire), Best Supporting Actress (Belladonna), Best All Girl Sex Scene (Belladonna & Taylor St. Claire), Best Anal Sex Scene (Kate Frost & Rocco Siffredi), Best Oral Sex Scene (Belladonna & Rocco Siffredi), Best Group Sex Scene (Friday, Taylor St. Claire, Sharon Wild & Rocco Siffredi), and Best Tease Performance (Belladonna). Rocco also got Male Foreign Performer of the Year (not necessarily for this film, but obviously heavily influenced by it). From XRCO it took Film of the Year, Best Actor (Rocco Siffredi), Best Actress (Belladonna), Best Male-Female Scene (Rocco Siffredi & Taylor St. Claire), Best Girl-Girl Scene (Belladonna & Taylor St. Claire), Best Group Scene (Friday, Taylor St .Claire, Sharon Wild, Rocco Siffredi). Note: We have had two copies (that's all we've sent so far) of this film siezed by U.K. Customs. We have no way of knowing if this might happen to future orders, but remember, it's your responsibility to know the laws about what you can import into your own country and we cannot be held responsible for orders siezed by Customs in any country. (2002, 4:40) Cast: Rocco Siffredi, Belladonna, Taylor St. Claire, Caroline Pierce, Kate Frost, Sharon Wild, Friday, Monique, Chelsea Blue, Gia, Manuel Ferrara item MV-EVA-1187-DVD, dvd format: `$66.95` `v-eva-1187`

	The Female Gardner Vivid The Female Gardener is an enjoyable film showcasing a bevy of dark-haired beauties, with just enough plot to keep the scenes moving along. Sunny Leone stars as a kept woman in a lesbian relationship, and as the film begins, she's flirting with the new gardener, the indescribably cute Daisy Marie. Their opening scenes, with both dressed in skimpy warm-weather outfits, are tantalizing teases, but the first action in the movie comes when Sunny's girlfriend Mikayla comes home and, predictably, gets jealous. The two make up with some surprisingly tender kissing, and then move on to more explicit pursuits, including some toys, but their reconciliation is short-lived. They have another fight at a pool party, and Sunny storms off, leaving Mikayla to soothe her wounded heart in the time-honored porn tradition -- by taking part in a five-way poolside orgy (with a couple of guys, even)! The high point of that scene is Hillary Scott's anal (with bonus dirty talk). Back home, Sunny complains about her disintegrating relationship to her friend Naomi and the aforementioned sexy gardener, and, of course, they offer moral support in the form of booze and lesbian sex. There's less tenderness here than in the earlier scene, but then, tenderness would be out of place here; the only drawback is Daisy's withdrawal from the thick of things to pleasure herself with a vibrator while Sunny and Naomi keep each other busy. Daisy deserves a movie of her own! Fortunately, she returns to center stage in the final scene, hooking up with Sunny after a shower, and there's a lovely intimacy and playfulness to their sex, ending the film on a beautiful note. As a vehicle for Sunny Leone, it's a rousing success, though Daisy Marie comes close to stealing the show. The film has lots of extras, including three bonus scenes from other films along with the usual trailers, photo galleries, etc. (2007, 110 min.) Cast: Sunny Leone, Mikayla, Hillary Scott, Jaclyn Case, April Blossom, Marcos Leon, Derrick Pierce, Naomi, Daisy Marie item MV-VIV-1511-DVD, dvd format: `$25.95` `v-viv-1511`

	For Women Only vol 1: Girls on Guys Cameron Rose Simon Wolf Productions For Women Only isn't really only for women, but it's clearly intended to allow women to enjoy porn without being scared away from it. It's a good choice for a couple looking for something explicit but not too wild. There are 5 heterosexual couple scenes, all with kissing and other forplay before the intercourse. There's only a tiny bit of anal (some rimming and a fingertip inserted during cunnilingus in one scene), but there are facial cum shots, in case you're trying to avoid either of those sexual acts. While it's certainly not a plot movie, there is a tiny bit of set-up for each scene clearly intended to show that these people are couples, and not just random strangers fucking. Some of them even say "I love you" to each other! (2002, 102 min.) Cast: Ava Vincent, Sunrise Adams, Avy Scott, Sharon Wild, petra, Evan Stone, Dale Dabone, Chris Cannon, Lee Stone, Joey Ray item MV-SWP-1309-DVD, dvd format: `$14.95` `v-swp-1309`

	FUCK Armstrong, Brad Wicked Pictures With a title like FUCK, you might expect a no-frills, down-and-dirty shagfest, but FUCK is actually one of the stranger and more stylish films you're likely to encounter, and it has plenty of AVN Awards to testify to its quality. Subtitled "A Lesson in Lust," FUCK is a sort of brief history of copulation, and each of the six scenes takes place in a different period, from prehistoric times to the future. "Barbarians" features Tommy Gunn in full Conan garb, with Lori Lust and Exotica dressed in the requisite chainmail bikinis, serving their barbarian chieftain -- cheesy props aside, it's a pretty standard three-way scene. Things get more interesting in "Kali," with Ice La Fox as an Indian goddess with six arms (the other arms are provided by fellow actresses, but the optical illusion actually works fairly well). She kneels and provides handjobs (with six hands!) and blowjobs for four men, and it's an awesome, beautiful, weird scene, one of the movie's high points. "Dolls" features four women in corsets and powdered wigs pleasuring one another, and there are some impressive daisy-chains and toy play, and the ladies have good chemistry. Stocking and corsets are always nice, too. "Dinner" has four lucky gentleman seated at a long dining table while servers bring in platters bearing scantily-clad women, and a feast for the flesh follows. "Dogs" is the contemporary vignette, with a blinged-out Trina Michaels in a room with two dogs, who transform into two black men, which is a little strange, but shapeshifting aside, it's a good scene, with some nice anal. "Android" features the lovely Jessica Drake as an artificial woman fucking her creator. The production values are high, the settings are innovative, and the sex is hot. This two-disc set features heaps of extras, including deleted scenes, bonus scenes from other films, a behind-the-scenes featurette, and loads of easter eggs. Winner of 5 AVN awards: Best All-Girl Sex Scene - Film Best Group Sex Scene - Film Best Oral Sex Scene - Film Best Art Direction - Film Best Cinematography - Film (2006, 85 min.) Cast: Lori Lust, Exotica, Tommy Gunn, Ice La Fox, Jenaveve Jolie, Carmen Hart, Marcus London, Mario Rossi, Tommy Gunn, Eric Masterson, Jessica Drake, Katsumi, Felecia, Clara G., Kirsten Price, Mia Smiles, Katsumi, Randy Spears, Chris Cannon, Trina Michaels, Mr. Marcus, Sean Michaels item MV-WKD-1487-DVD, dvd format: `$34.95` `v-wkd-1487`

	House of Ass Tristan Taormino Adam & Eve Fun! Fun fun fun! A departure for Ms Taormino, this movie is impossible to classify, but easy to love. She gathered a bunch of very fun, intelligent, hot porn stars together for a weekend, and they spent it doing extremely yummy sex scenes and chatting about sex, the business, what they like and don't like in performing, and everything. There's sex, drama, sex, intelligent discussion, sex, more sex, lots of sex... really, this is the best sleep-over you could possibly imagine. (And, while it is not an anal-sex instructional tape like her previous work, The Ultimate Guide to Anal Sex for Women volume 1 and volume 2, there's plenty of anal going on here.) If you like "behind the scenes" extras, this is one, long behind-the-scenes episode. The conversation and interviews (which never get in the way of the sex) are witty and fascinating. If you think of porn actors and actresses as cute but dumb, this will definitively prove that these men and women are cute, but not the least bit dumb. All of the scenes are great, but the Justine Joli/Sarah Blake scene takes particular awards for being just about one of the best girl/girl scenes that we've seen in months. Yum, yum. Won "Hottest Anal Adventure" at the 2006 Feminist Porn Awards! (2006) Cast: Joanna Angel, Sarah Blake, Leeani Lei, Justine Joli, Scott Nails, Mr Marcus, Talon item MV-ADM-1431-DVD, dvd format: `$18.95` `v-adm-1431`

	Island Fever Joone Digital Playground Island Fever puts gorgeous women -- notably headliner Tera Patrick -- in a tropical paradise, lets them splash around a bit in the waterfalls of Maui, and has them masturbate and make love. There's no audio, just (rather repetitive) music, and since you never hear the performers speak or even moan, feel free to hit the mute button if the music becomes too tedious. After a montage of the lovely ladies getting wet (Brianna Banks and Julia Ann, in addition to Tera), we're treated to a luscious scene of Tera masturbating, before she's joined by blond Devin Wolf. She goes down on him, and then he pounds her among the palm trees. Next, busty Brianna Banks frolics in a waterfall and then gets her own turn with Devin, screwing against a mossy wall and on some rocks by the water, though the doggy next to the waterfall is hottest. Tera returns, crawling naked, masturbating, and fucking Bobby Vitale among the sand dunes. Julia Anne poses in ankle-deep water for a while, then bends over for Devin, and Brianna sucks' Bobby's cock while he sits bare-assed on a rock, and finally Tera and Devin reunite for fucking against some trees. There's a certain repetitiousness, with the small cast moving through most of their possible boy-girl permutations, but the setting is undeniably beautiful, and this is the film that spawned a whole host of cinematic imitations, placing beautiful women in an equally beautiful environment. Compared to the airless hotel room sets of so many porn films, this is a breath of fresh air. The lack of a vocal track, the repetitive music, and uneven lighting and film quality are drawbacks, but it's still worth watching. (2001, 82 min.) Cast: Tera Patrick, Julia Ann, Briana Banks, Devin Wolf, Bobby Vitale item MV-DPG-1067-DVD, dvd format: `$29.95` `v-dpg-1067`

	Island Fever 4 Digital Playground Island Fever 4 is a sumptuous feast for the eyes, a testament to the power of natural beauty -- said natural beauty being the islands of Bora Bora and the Bahamas where the film was shot, of course, and not the breasts of the leading women, which are lovely, but mostly not natural. (For that matter, a couple of the waterfall effects looked computer-generated, too.) This is clearly the big movie for Digital Playground for last year, and the production values are high. There are almost twenty scenes, ranging from brief tease shots of women frolicking in the surf to boy-girl sex, girl-girl sex, and -- the centerpiece of the movie -- a four-way orgy with Jana Cova, Teagan Presley, Jesse Jane, and Sophia Santi. It's a luscious scene, with all four women showing tremendous enthusiasm, and it rightly won the AVN Award for Best All-Girl Sex Scene. Most of the scenes are great -- is there anything more lovely to look at than beautiful people making love on tropical islands? Plus, there's lots of it, over three hours of film on two discs, plus a bonus disc heaped with extras. There's no vocal track, so you never hear a human voice or the sound of bodies coming together in the course of the film. The soundtrack varies between sort of boring instrumental music and more interesting Polynesian-style drumming, and there are lots of quick cuts and some camera effects -- the overall impression is of a slick, sexually-explicit music video, and this is an exemplar of that style. The extras include a very impressive selection of behind-the-scenes footage, a funny short film (Crazy Evan's Island Movie) featuring Evan Stone hamming it up like a lunatic, some bloopers, tons of photos, and about thirty trailers. Overall this is a very impressive package. Don't be afraid to catch the fever. (2006, 200 Min.) Cast: Jesse Jane, Jana Cova, Teagan Presley, Sophia Santi, Kinzie Kenner, Marco Duato/Banderas, Evan Stone, Scott Nails, Marie Luv, Jean Val Jean, Tommy Gunn item MV-DPG-1488-DVD, dvd format: `$36.95` `v-dpg-1488`

	Jesse in Pink Digital Playground Jesse in Pink stars some of the most beautiful actresses working in porn today -- Jesse Jane and Jana Cova especially -- wearing hot lingerie and having hotter sex. The plot mostly concerns Jesse Jane's (rather implausible) dilemma of being horny and having no one to fuck, leading her to wistfully masturbate, and to hire a man-whore, and to let herself be tied up (with pink bondage tape, no less!) by Jana Cova, and to finally join in a three-way with Shay Jordan. They're all good scenes, and the various bits of pink lingerie she wears provide a nice recurring motif. Her scene with Scott Nails is a high point, especially when she goes face-down on the bed with her ass in the air as he pounds her, with Jesse breathlessly begging him to come. Her three-way, while rougher, is also noteworthy, especially Jesse's enthusiastic blowjob. Of the scenes that don't feature Jesse, the best has Tory Lane getting her mouth and ass (and other bits) pounded by Alec Knight -- Tory's dirty talk is a wonder to hear, near-constant, inventive, and damned hot. Jaylynn West is cute in a BDSM scene, where she arrives leashed-and-collared for "slut lessons" with German dom Chris Charming, who paddles her a bit and spanks her a bit and basically enjoys himself -- the fucking while he restrains her arms is especially fine. This is straightforward mainstream smut of the highest caliber, with a nice variety of scenes and a beautiful cast. (2007, 124 min.) Cast: Jesse Jane, Tory Lane, Alec Knight, Scott Nails, Jaylynn West, Chris Charming, Jana Cova, Mindy Main, Shay Jordan, Marco Banderas item MV-DPG-1519-DVD, dvd format: `$25.95` item MV-DPG-1519-BLU, blu-ray format: `$54.95` `v-dpg-1519`

	Jesse Jane: All-American Girl Digital Playground Jesse Jane: All American Girl stars the popular blonde bikini-model-turned-porn-starlet in six out of ten (ten!) scenes that range from cheesecake solo stuff to all-girl frolics to enthusiastic boy-girl banging. Jesse excels in most of her scenes, especially her very energetic blowjob in the first scene. Her supporting cast -- mostly sexy brunettes -- hold their own as well. There's no vocal track in the film, which is a shame, since the sounds of sex tend to intensify the viewing experience. There's just music of various sorts, from the appropriate (marching band music while Jesse does a bouncy striptease in a cheerleader uniform) to the ear-gouging (some overproduced pop crap during a three-way scene). There's a certain lightness and silliness to the film that can be charming at times, as in the opening scene when schoolgirl Jesse plays paddle ball, pouting when the rubber band breaks -- fortunately, Jerry is there to console her by spanking her ass with the paddle. There's a solo scene where cute brunette Celeste Star pours herself a bowl of cereal -- doing her best to look seductive while doing this very banal task -- and later splashes milk onto her delicate parts. The scene where Jesse slips a condom onto a piece of candy she's using to fuck Karlie Montana is, though practical, also a bit giggle-inducing, as is the scene where Scott Nails jerks off onto an apple pie... It's nice to see a porn film that doesn't take itself too seriously, and Jesse isn't afraid to enjoy herself. It's a fun, light movie with some quite sexy scenes, and if the soundtrack is annoying at times, well, that's what mute buttons are for. (2006, 85 min.) Cast: Jesse Jane, Jerry, Karlie Montana, Celeste Star, Nadia, Scott Nails, Carli Banks, Valerie Vasquez, Joey item MV-DPG-1430-DVD, dvd format: `$25.95` `v-dpg-1430`

	Joanna Angel's Guide 2 Humping Joanna Angel VCA Joanna Angel's Guide 2 Humping is an unexpected treat, a funny, charming, sexy, hot little film. Star, writer, and director Joanna Angel (who is clearly more than just eye candy) teaches an adult education class (get it?) all about sex. Despite the fact that her students are all ostensibly grown-up volunteers, the class is unruly and includes the standard high school assortment of jocks, dorks, foreign exchange students, Catholic school girls, gangstas, skaters, etc. Joanna appears in a short skirt, high heels, and not much else to lead the class with a series of rather funny lectures and amusing "instructional videos" which provide about half the actual sex scenes. Lesson 1 is "Kissing," and the example scene does involve kissing between petite blonde Sierra Sinn and her partner Julius Ceazher, though they soon move on to a nice blowjob and lots and lots of very hot anal. Lesson 2 is "Mammary Fondling," and after a disastrous in-class presentation, we move on to the video, which is the hottest scene in the film: pierced, tattooed girl-on-girl action with Chapel Waste and Kylee Cross. They have amazing chemistry together, and Kylee is positively gleeful when she makes Chapel suck her strap-on, and later throws her face-down on a couch and fucks her hard. It's awesome. The next scene involves two students, James Deen and Haley Paige, slipping off to the bathroom to have some fun. Back in class, Lesson 3 is "Anal" (which has been present in some of the other scenes, not that viewers are likely to complain about more of it...) Morgan Mae is pretty adorable and seems to have a great time getting her ass shagged. Finally, class is over, and Joanna administers an exam. The student with the highest grade gets to fuck her -- talk about incentive-based learning! James Deen aces the test and they have a good scene with great oral and anal action. This movie will restore your faith that funny, hot porn movies can still be made successfully. There's a bonus disc with lots of extras, too. Check it out. You'll be hot for teacher. (2006, 130 min) Cast: Joanna Angel, Morgan Mae, Haley Paige, Kylee Kross, Chapel Waste, Sierra Sinn, James Deen, Julius Ceazher, and various non-sex roles item MV-VCA-1502-DVD, dvd format: `$27.95` `v-vca-1502`

	John Leslie's Voyeur 5 John Leslie Evil Angel John Leslie knows porn. It seems as though every major male actor in the history of adult movies is now scrambling to emulate the success of the Buttman and Dirty Debutantes films by doing "slice of life" steady-cam movies with an amateur look and feel. Most suck. John Leslie's Voyeur series doesn't suck; it's great. Leslie understands as few other directors have how to use the conventions of the porn genre to make fascinating, hot movies, and he turns his talents here to the "slice of life" genre with great effect. Christophe thinks that Voyeur 5 is especially great, which is why it's the only volume we continue to carry. The ten women featured are particularly attractive (Caressa is to die for), and the sex is very, very hot. (1995, 120 min.) Cast: Tabitha, Kimgerly Kyle, Natalie Tizara, Nici Sterling, Gina Delaney, Madelyn Knight, Missy, Caressa Savage, Sid Deuce, Cell-e, Steven St. Croix, Mr. Marcus, Peter North, Gerry Pike, T.T. Boy, Bobby Vitale, Warren Scott, Nick Night, Trent Rowlan item MV-EVA-2061-DVD, dvd format: `$32.95` `v-eva-2061`

	Just Do Me! Hank Hoffman Vivid Savanna Samson is our host, and at the beginning she asks, "Why can't you be sweet and kind, and still use your wife's hair like the reins of a horse? Who says throat-fucking has to be unkind?" That's right -- Just Do Me aspires to be a couples video that also explores rough sex, anal, and -- rather inexplicably lumped in with those other kinks -- "fucking a black girl." It's a hot little flick, though, and works well as a just-slightly-edgy couples movie. Savanna reappears in the guise of host to introduce each scene. The first has Marco Banderas declaring he'd like to fuck Savanna's ass, and after some foreplay, including a hot blowjob, he does. Savanna is in fine form, enjoying herself, and some reverse-cowgirl shows off her pierced nipples to good effect. In Scene 2, Savanna introduces a man who decides to call an escort service and order two hookers. The resulting three-way is pretty standard, though Gianna turns in a noteworthy performance. She has very large natural, breasts, and there's a lot of her riding on top of her man, breasts bouncing. She looks like she's having a great time throughout. In Scene 3, Savanna picks up a man she meets on a stairway -- acknowledging the male fantasy of casual impromptu sex -- and takes him to her apartment for some spirited fucking. She has real chemistry with Jean Val Jean, and the anal is especially nice. Scene 4 is a fairly typical boy-girl scene, but Stacey Cash is pretty (she's the long-awaited "black girl"), so it's nice enough. Scene 5 makes the message of the film explicit, with Savanna exhorting you to stop jerking off by yourself and go fuck your wife, already! The scene provides a handy demonstration, with the cute-as-a-button Monica Sweetheart playing the wife, who barely has time to put down the groceries before her "husband" begins ravishing her on the kitchen counter. As the scene ends, Savanna's voiceover encourages the hypothetical viewer to watch the movie with his wife or girlfriend, and then fuck her again. It's not a bad message, and the idea of a boundary-pushing couples movie is a good one, though the film doesn't push that hard, really. Which might be part of the point. It's on the short side -- only 75 minutes long, and they could have done a lot more, and explored some other taboos and fantasies. Extras include the usual trailers, positions menu, photo gallery, and a little behind the scenes feature. (2006, 75 min) Cast: Marco Banderas, Stacey Cash, Gianna, Tommy Gunn, Jay Huntington, Ice LaFox, Derrick Pierce, Savanna Samson, Monica Sweetheart, Jean Val Jean item MV-VIV-1476-DVD, dvd format: `$25.95` `v-viv-1476`

	Lesbian Love Volume 1 Julie Simone Abigail Productions Lesbian Love, Volume I features four scenes of hot girls having real, lesbian sex with tons of foreplay. Sure, we know from their past performances in the hardcore world that some of them are almost certainly "gay for pay", but they are still able to make lesbian porn look intimate. The cast is diverse and satisfyingly sexy: we have the popular alt-pornstar Dana DeArmond, black-haired and pierced Reagon Maddux, Internet goth queen Scar 13, sultry Ariel X, Eurasian Lielani, busty blonde Aiden Starr, mohawked Michelle Aston, and Betty Page-esque Gia Paloma. These eight hotties are paired off to produce some really sexy scenes. In the first scene, Dana teaches the inexperienced, but eager, Reagan a lesson in lesbian love, with sensual kisses, boob action, and a good rogering with a strap-on dildo. The fucking is not too rough or overly gentle, just sweet sex between two girls who have great chemistry together. The second scene opens up with Scar and Ariel simply sleeping in bed. (It is quite a treat to see the usually-gothic goddess Scar with a bleached-blonde buzzcut and zero makeup.) After some toe-sucking, kisses and caresses, the scene ends with Scar climaxing while sitting on Ariel's face. Mmm, breakfast in bed! In the third scene, Aiden dresses for work while Lielani cooks a breakfast of bacon... in the nude. She she slathers her breasts with bacon grease, uses it to get Aiden to take off her shirt, and they start ravishing each other. The last scene features Gia home alone and teasing herself with a vibrator, until Michelle comes in to fix her television set. Wild sex ensues, with an emphasis on foot play. Foot enthusiasts take not: Michelle sucks Gia's feet, and Gia chokes her with her ankles. Then, my friends, Michelle rolls a condom over Gia's foot, then fucks herself with it. Although director and vicious vixen Julie Simone is known for torture and bondage, she successfully breaks away from her usual kink and torture style to make one hell of a lesbian film. (2007, 90 min) Cast: Dana DeArmond, Reagan Maddux, Ariel X, Scar 13, Aiden Starr, Lielani, Michelle Aston, Gia Paloma item MV-GFS-1562-DVD, dvd format: `$19.95` `v-gfs-1562`

	Love Hurts Hustler Video Not so very long ago it was difficult to find BDSM and real sex in the same movie, at least in widely-available releases. These days the taboos are evaporating, and Love Hurts features the trappings of bondage and some nice hot sex. Devoted BDSM scenesters will probably sneer -- this isn't hardcore bondage, and there's not a gag, nipple clamp, or gas-mask in sight -- but if you like your sex dressed up with a few collars, whips, and ineffectual (but fetching) restraints, you'll love this movie. The first scene is an homage to Secretary, with Rita Faltoyano appearing in the same sort of secretarial garb and neck-and-arm restraints Maggie Gyllenhaal wore in that film. Her dominant boss goes a lot farther than James Spader ever did, and Rita is bound up and fucked in a variety of lovely positions in the office. Who knew clerical work could be so demanding? Tory Lane is a bank robber (or something) with a couple of male associates, who celebrate cracking the safe by having a spirited three-way right there in the vault. She's a beautiful brunette with wide eyes and a pretty gasping mouth, dressed in black latex (versatile workwear for cat burglar/slavegirls), and the guys have their way with her, chaining her to a gate and enjoying blowjobs and a double-penetration. Dragon Lily torments the collared, corsetted, and very well-endowed Shyla Stylez with some good whip technique and a wartenberg pinwheel in a sexy girl-girl scene. Brittany Manson is let out of her cage for some whipping and fucking in a sex swing. Sativa Rose is dominated by Penny Flame and a male assistant, and Sativa looks convincingly submissive as she's flogged, fucked, and (very briefly) has clothespins clipped to her nipples. The hottest moment comes when she takes a cock at one end and Penny's strap-on at the other. (2006, 120 min.) Cast: Shyla Stylez, Tory Lane, Penny Flame, Sativa Rose, Brittany Manson, Dragon Lily, Rita Faltoyano, Jack Venice, Van Damage Ethan Cage, Jay Lassiter, Marco Banderas. item MV-HUS-1463-DVD, dvd format: `$28.95` `v-hus-1463`

	Masturbatrix Frank Thring Private/Pirate Yummy, yummy Europorn. While the wrapper plot on this disc is silly (Kitty Sixx is the "masturbatrix" of the title, and these scenes are nominally her fantasies as she masturbates), the sex scenes themselves are simply delicious, with interesting art direciton, very attractive performers, and sex that looks like people are actually into it. While all five scenes are worthwhile, two stand out: The first with Kathy Anderson, Kathy Blue and Vyona, a medical scene of particular note. While we don't get any kind of serious medical play, those girls do some fun things with forceps and gauze. The other is a "circus" scene (guys in masks, don't think like that) with Lara Stevens and Karla Romano. Lara is a beautiful goth-girl who really, really likes her work; top marks. (This is #20 in the Pirate Fetish Machine series, for those who are keeping score. Note: For certain people, masturbatrix is a term of art for a certain kind of domme. That's not the kind of Masturbatrix this movie is about.) (2005, 90 min.) Cast: Honey Winter, Karla Romano, Kathy Anderson, Kathy Blue, Kitty Sixx, Lara Stevens, Vyona item MV-PVT-1385-DVD, dvd format: `$25.95` `v-pvt-1385`

	Neo_Pornographia, Volume 1 Michael Ninn Ninn Worx/Pure Play Media This may be a first: A movie where we put the softcore version of the cover up on the web site, instead of the hardcore one. Normally, Blowfish is very much the let-it-hang-out kind of company, but we just were not up for putting a four-finger-anal-penetration with spread-pussy photo on the site without warning. The Neo_Pornographia series, besides being the first title in our catalog with an underscore in it, is Michael Ninn's extreme line. It is extreme. It is the most extreme video we've carried, and we nearly didn't. However, if you want something extreme but still shot with flare and panaché, we have the movie for you. Anyone who says that Michael Ninn cannot shoot nasty, very hardcore sex will be eating their, uh, words with this release. We must warn you, right up front: This movie has all kinds of things in it that may not appeal to you. It is not cuddly and romantic, not even a little bit. It has spitting, slapping, near-fisting, aggressive deep-throat, choaking, body fluids flying to and fro, and really, really rough sex. While the essential consent of the performers is never in question, you can't say that everyone always looks like they are having a great time in every moment. If anything like that does not appeal to you, run the other way now. If you like that kind of thing, this is so the movie for you. Audrey Hollander, Alex Knight, Otto Bauer, Nikki Hunter — This scene begins with a fairly standard solo-masturbation tease scene (in black and white) by Audrey. You'd get the idea that this was going to be a nice, normal conventional solo girl scene. This would not be the right idea. It quickly switches to color, and to her playing with a rather enormous glass dildo, and Nikki Hunter talking her though doing it. We then move to the sex wtih Alex Knight and Otto Bauer. The sex here is rough: choaking, spitting, double-penetration. We can't say that Audrey always looks like is having a great time, but she is without a doubt the hardest working woman in show business, on the basis of this scene alone. Nikki Hunter has a "non-sex" role in this scene (as she does in all of them), if you count doing Audrey up the ass with the glass dildo and holding her as she does the two guys as "non-sex." Melissa Lauren, Sandra Romain, Nikki Hunter — The idea here is that Melissa and Sandra really, really don't like each other, but agree to do the scene anyway. If you are not a big fan of negative emotion in your sex scenes... well, this will not be to your taste. If you are a fan of it, this is entirely and completely the scene for you. Either the two of them really do dislike each other intensely, or they are great actresses (we suspect the second, but it is a bit hard to tell). Julie Knight, Antony Hardwood, Mike Foster, Frank Gun — Julie Knight is, ah, very comfortable with body fluids. Even solo masturbation that starts this scene is far raunchier than the vast majority of most porn movies, and it goes on from there. Pfew. Again, please do not underestimate how raunchy and nasty this video is. We're not just saying that. We enjoyed it, in a breathless sort of way, even though it pushed our outer boundaries. It will likely push yours, too. Michael Ninn won the 2006 AVN Award for Best Director-Non Feature for this series. Audrey Hollander, the star, won the 2006 AVN Award for Female Performer of the Year. (2005, 180 min.) Cast: Audrey Hollander, Melisa Lauren, Sandra Romaine, Julie Knight, Otto Bauer, Mike Foster, Frank Gun, Anthony Hardwood, Alex Knight, Nikki Hunter (non-sex) item MV-NWX-1300-DVD, dvd format: `$19.95` `v-nwx-1300`

	Neo_Pornographia, Volume 2 Michael Ninn Ninn Worx/Pure Play Media Ninn continues his Neo_Pornographia series, and it continues to be about the raunchiest thing we'd seriously consider carrying. Nikki Hunter returns in her role as the hostess with the mostess (promoted to fluffer and general participant as well), introducing each of the three scenes. You know how most scenes in a porn film are, what, 10, 15 minutes long? This release is two disks, because each scene here is about 30 minutes long. These are, indeed, the hardest-working men and women in show business. The point of this series is that the sex is about as energetic and raunchy as you can find: spitting, slapping, choking, body fluids everywhere, more trash talk than your average parking lot pickup game, everything. The reason that this makes it into our catalog is that Ninn shows off his tremendous ability as a director: the movie looks great, and the sex is... well, if you like this kind of sex, you need these movies. Amazingly for such fast action, Ninn has finally figured out how to linger on a sex scene; no kitten-on-speed cutting here. Scene descriptions... Arianna Jolie, Scott Nails, Alex Sanders — Before we even get to the guy energy segment of this scene, Nikki Hunter has a long round of trash talk with Ms Jolie, including a great deal of masturbation and finger-fucking. (One of the hallmarks of this series is that Ninn makes solo female masturbation as raunchy as the rest.) Once Nails and Sanders join the action... well, it's nasty and raunch, but Jolie seems to be having the time of her life. Highlights include a double vaginal penetration, and from the noises that she's making, we'd have to say that she's wanted this her whole life. Alicia Rhodes, Hillary Scott, Marco — We're first introduced to Alicia and Hillary in separate scenes, with Nikki orchestrating all sorts of fun play (Alicia's near-self-anal-fisting is a particular highlight). They then fall on each other, and devour each other whole. (We're not exaggerating.) Anyone who thinks that girl-girl sex cannot be as a raunchy as that involving a guy will have that illusion shattered here. And that's before Marco is introduced into the mix. Anyone who seriously thinks that being a porn stud is easy work... well. It's not. Jayna Oso, Manuel Ferrar, Steve Holmes — We'll have to admit that Jayna starts this scene looking about as excited as if she's about to get a bad performance review at work. Things heat up very fast, though, thank goodness. After being done in the ass by Nikki (with a Phallix glass dldo, from the looks of it), among other things, bachelor #s 1 and 2 appear. Much rough sex follows, including a beautifully-shot and very energetic anal/vaginal double-penetration... followed by a double-anal penetration. Wow. How does it compare to Neo_Pornographia? Unlike the first, this one was clearly produced as a single unit, with all the action happening on the same set and in the same photographic style. It is perhaps slightly less extreme than the first one, but that's probably a distinction without a difference in this series. If you are looking for one to decide if this is the right thing for you, this is probably a better bet than #1; if you liked #1, you'll love this one. Michael Ninn won the 2006 AVN Award for Best Director-Non Feature for this series. (2005, 180 min.) Cast: Nikki Hunter, Jayna Osa, Alicia Rhodes, Arianna Jolie, Hillary Scott, Alex Sanders, Marco, Scott Nails, Manuel Ferrar, Steve Holmes item MV-NWX-1303-DVD, dvd format: `$19.95` `v-nwx-1303`

	Neo_Pornographia, Volume 3 Michael Ninn Ninn Worx/Pure Play Media We normally don't like to define a product by what it is not, but it's appropriate here: If you are looking for a nice, unthreatening couples video, this is not the video for you. Michael Ninn's Neo_Pornographia series is the raunchiest series we carry. By far. It has spitting, slapping, near-fisting, aggressive deep-throating, choaking, body fluids flying to and fro, and really, really rough sex. It has lots of name-calling and yelling and D/S-y stuff (more than in previous episodes). If most sex movies are like a stroll down the beach, these movies are like running a triathalon... and the performers look just about as exhausted at the end of it. Scene descriptions... Venus — Extreme anal penetration, trash talk, choaking ... and that's before anyone besides Venus enters the frame. This has just about the most verbal abuse of any of the scenes of any of the Neo_Pornographias so far, and that's saying something. The sex is also very hot, although not at all for the squeamish. Roxetta & Tyla Wynn — This starts with Nicki Hunter and the rest of the performers getting into what can only be described as a brawl before the actual sex begins. (If you are a fan of female dominant stuff, the treatment the actor receives here might be just your thing.) The brawl, of course, gives way to sex, lots and lots of it... all of it very rough. (lLots of spanking, we'll note, and a double penetration with toy scene that is particularly wild.) Rachel Luv — It's amazing that one can consider a scene with a near-bukkake facial, double vaginal penetration, and lots of trash talk to be "mild," but so it seems after the previous segments. This one is a good wind-down after the intensity of this disc. pfew. If you've been looking at this series and wondering if it is right for you, this would be a great place to start; it's not quite as rough as the other two (although still plenty rough!), and would be a good introduction. If you loved the other two, this one is more verbal than physical, but is still just about the hardest-core thing we carry. If you want to see what the outer limits, the marathon-form, of porn looks like, but want something done with style, Ninn is here for you. Michael Ninn won the 2006 AVN Award for Best Director-Non Feature for this series. (2005) Cast: Venus, Nicki Hunter, Rachel Luv, Tyla Wynn, Roxetta, Otto Bauer, Jenner, Alec Knight, Steven French, Dirty Harry item MV-NWX-1410-DVD, dvd format: `$19.95` `v-nwx-1410`

	Rocco: Animal Trainer 5 Rocco Siffredi Yet another shining example of Rocco in action, Animal Trainer 5 brings even more kinky, down-and-dirty sex to the screen for your viewing pleasure. Just as rough and wild as the earlier Animal Trainer videos, this movie, with its hot group sex, one double anal penetration, choking blowjobs, butt-and tit-slapping (oh, hell, they slap every female part they can reach) and acrobatic, how-do-they-do-that-sex, is not for the timid. The first scene, which features two het couples in a bathroom, reveals Rocco's charming fetish for trying to force the woman's head in the toilet while he buttfucks her. And the third scene, an anal gang-bang, is extremely hot if you like your sex so rough it's scary (it actually managed to squick one of the Blowfishies, while also winning AVN's 2002 Best Anal Sex Scene award). Though it may seem as if the actress is being used without her consent, the outtakes at the end of the video show her stopping the men and asserting herself (and laughing), which is reassuring. In fact, all of the outtakes give a glimpse into the sweet camaraderie between the porn actors, which is a lovely contrast to the rough-and-tumble sex in the rest of the movie. Of course, it might take you several tries to get to the end; this flick is so hot some of us had trouble making it all the way through in one sitting... If you liked the earlier Animal Trainer videos or enjoy Rocco's style of intense fucking, you'll love Animal Trainer 5. (2001, 120 min.) Cast: Rocco Siffredi, Janice, Sharon, Vanessa, Malorie, Mari, Monique, Michelle, Claudia Jamsson, Nacho Vidal, David Perry, Franco Roccaforte, Roberto Ribot, Leslie Taylor, Frank Gun, Alberto Rey item MV-EVA-2378-DVD, dvd format: `$32.95` `v-eva-2378`

	Role Modeling Dana DeArmond Vivid Alt In Dana DeArmond's Role Modeling, Dana "mentors" five new porn stars, recruited from Dana's legions of fans on the internet, and films their first onscreen fucks. First up, tattooed brunette cutie Rory Tonic has a hot three-way with Sascha and Alec Knight; she's very fetching on her knees, sucking them both off, with her pierced breasts on display, and likewise when bent over to take one cock in her mouth and one in her cunt. Alas, there's no DP, but Dana does join in for a bit at the end. Next, newbie Apple McCall -- who's cute in oval glasses -- shags Daniel. She's a bit nervous and kind of awkward on camera, without the wantonness some of the other performers demonstrate, but by the end she's loosened up a bit, and seems to be having a hot time; she's certainly good at giving the camera soulful looks. Newcomer Casper Vice, pale and not your typical porn-star pretty, fucks Daniel a bit coolly at first, but quickly heats up. There's some choking and rough rolling-around, and when Casper spreads her ass cheeks so he can penetrate her cunt more deeply -- that's hot. Dana herself breaks in male discovery Johnny Utah, who doesn't do much in the scene but sit around looking stoned, but it's still quite hot after Daniel joins in to make it a hardcore three-way, with lots of the ass-pounding we've come to know and love in Dana's performances. Finally, Andy San Dimas wears athletic socks and a denim skirt and shags Jordan in the back of an El Camino. The music is a bit annoying at times, and she doesn't always look that into the action, but the gonzo blowjob is nice. The focus on fresh faces is appealing, and Dana's personality carries the day, but be aware that about a third of the feature is interviews and general blathering, so there's not as much sex as you might suppose from the running time. Extras include a whole disc with trailers, behind the scenes footage, and Dana's video blog entries, plus a pretty good indie rock CD. (2007, 154 min.) Cast: Rory Tonic, Alec Knight, Sascha, Dana DeArmond, Apple McCall, Daniel, Casper Vice, Daniel, Johnny Utah, Andy San Dimas, Jordan Ash item MV-VIV-1585-DVD, dvd format: `$27.95` `v-viv-1585`

	Screaming Orgasms New Sensations Shot in a POV (point of view) style, the viewer is catapulted into a one-on-one situation with each performer. The great thing about this video (as opposed to many other female masturbation videos) is that the camera angles change throughout each scene. Not just one static shot from far away, the camera moves from close-ups of each performer's face to close-ups on the action. And there's a wonderful focus on female pleasure, with the women bringing themselves to orgasm in a variety of ways and positions. Various kinds of toy play with various toys, sincere (and loud) orgasms, and intimate settings make this video a must for any fan of POV, female masturbation, or authentic female pleasure in videos. (2001, 104 min.) Cast: Jezebelle Bond, Eden Black, Tall Goddess, Catalina and Haley Daniels item MV-NWS-2310-DVD, dvd format: `$14.95` `v-nws-2310`

	Special Delivery Early to Bed Special Delivery is queer indie all-girl porn, something we're seeing more and more of in recent years, and it's a welcome change from the usual mainstream approach to such material. Cute, butch Deb Shooter works in a feminist sex toy shop, spending a long afternoon boxing up dildos and vibrators and harnesses to send to customers, and eventually exposure to so many implements of carnal delight gets her mind moving in sexy directions. Soon she takes a little masturbation break, settling down in a chair and unbuttoning her jeans and thinking about where those boxes of toys might go, and what people might do with them. Cue her fantasies, which involve a pair of real lesbian couples, each couple getting two scenes each. Eva and Anja are adorable, clearly in love and lust and like with each other, and they have a fine romp on their couch and later their bed. Their chemistry is palpable, and they seem utterly unaware of the camera. It's like a glimpse into a real sex scene -- but with better blocking -- which is one of the greatest illusions porn can provide. They're also both incredibly cute, which doesn't hurt. The other couple, Benito and Flora, seem less comfortable on screen, and there's a stiffness and awkwardness to their actions; it's pretty clearly their first time having sex on camera, and they never quite manage to loosen up and go with it (and don't seem to have the experience to fake casualness convincingly). Deb Shooter's masturbation scene, which appears in snippets throughout and then concludes the movie, is nice, and she seems pretty uninhibited about it, though since she's in a building literally filled with sex toys, and was ostensibly aroused by the presence of said sex toys, it would have been nice to see her use a few more of them. Overall it's a natural, charming film with a nice indie sensibility. The bonus material includes interesting interviews with the cast and director. (2007, 80 min.) item MV-E2B-1509-DVD, dvd format: `$33.95` `v-e2b-1509`

	Strap Attack Evil Empire Strap Attack is a very good strap-on video, with solid production values, an attractive cast, diverse scenes, and all the girl-on-boy ass fucking you could ask for. Scene 1 features Brazilian blonde Judy Mastronelli, wearing hot lingerie and wielding a crop to dominate Luam, who (like all the guys in this film) is more than happy to be dominated. After a nice all-around sex scene, she finishes up by shagging his ass. (The giant yellow subtitles translating Judy's Portuguese dialogue was a bit distracting, though.) Scene 2 has Christian (a familiar face, and ass, in strap-on videos) at the mercy of hot duo Katie Gold and McKayla Cox, who are all decked out in skimpy clothes and leather collars (and, of course, big dildos). They make him suck them both, then take turns pounding him in various positions -- the energy is wonderful. Scene 3 starts with cute Sativa Rose pissing into a toilet and commenting on the quality of her stream, but that's the closest the movie gets to watersports. She and her lovely assistant Christie Lee, wearing tight t-shirts and tool belts along with their strap-on harnesses, ambush mechanic Tom Moore in his shop, strip him, and a great mutual fuck-fest begins. Tom fucks the girls, the girls fuck Tom (at one point taking him at once from both ends), and the girls fuck each other. One of the girls dons a gag with a protruding dildo, and Tom squats over her face and fucks himself with it. Scene 4 has freckled redhead Penelopy -- who has a rather cartoonishly high voice -- cruelly dominating her yummy boy toy Roger Carioca. She keeps a tight grip on his chain leash while fucking his face, and his ass, and making him jerk himself off while sucking her dildo... it's pretty fantastically hot. The final scene has Christian again, in rope bondage, at the mercy of corset-and-fishnet clad Lola, who puts him thoroughly through his paces and lets him fuck her afterward as a reward. It's altogether straptastic! (2004, 150 min.) Cast: Judy Mastronelli, Luam, Katie Gold, McKayla Cox, Christian XXX, Sativa Rose, Christie Lee, Tom Moore, Penelopy Charmosa, Roger Carioca, Lola item MV-EVA-1536-DVD, dvd format: `$35.95` `v-eva-1536`

	Strap-on Motel Beatty, Maria Bleu Productions Strap-on Motel is far more classy than its rather straightforward title would suggest. Indeed, it's an elegant and even sweet indie film, made with great care and attention to detail, with a willingness to linger that's absent in most frenetic mainstream porn. There are only two performers onscreen, the blonde London and the boyish Dylan Ryan, and the success of the production depends entirely on their chemistry together; fortunately, they seem perfectly at ease with one another, and the film is like a glimpse into a long lost weekend of languid lust. Dylan and London make love to one another in a motel, and that's all there is to this film, but the closeness of the focus does not necessarily mean a lack of variety. There are scenes shot in black and white, with both women in boy-drag; scenes with elegant evening gowns and high black boots; scenes of breathless fucking in a bathroom; scenes of dripping candlewax; scenes of face-riding, featuring a dildo in a mouth harness. The sweetly kinky sex onscreen is set off beautifully by a jazzy, bluesy soundtrack, and by occasional thoughtful and poetic voiceovers written and read by the sultry-voiced Ursula Del Aguila. This is a charming jewel of a film. (2008, 50 min.) Cast: Dylan Ryan, London item MV-BLE-1605-DVD, dvd format: `$29.95` `v-ble-1605`

	Sugar High Glitter City Shar Rednour and Jackie Strano S.I.R. Video From the directors/producers of Bend Over Boyfriend 2 and Hard Love & How to Fuck in High Heels comes this totally authentic, wildly energetic, fabulously fun lesbian video. With a glitter-glam style that's both flashy and trashy, Sugar High Glitter City is set in an imaginary future where sugar is illegal, and dyke "sugar-hos" sell their bodies to other women to get their hands on the sweet white powder. (Okay, it's a silly premise, but it's no sillier than most porn premises, and at least it's imaginative.) The women are having a blast and are totally into doing each other, and the sex is loud and sweaty and uninhibited, loaded with screaming and moaning and dirty talk. Couples who are into lesbian porn may well like this one; it's pretty raunchy, but there's tons of attention to female pleasure, and a strong focus on faces and whole-body sensuality as well as fuck-shot close-ups. No cookie-cutter porn stars, either; these are real-life dykes-next-door (albeit with more piercings and tattoos than your average dyke-next-door), with a terrific variety of races, body types, and positions on the butch/femme scale. Pretty decent production values, too, especially considering that it's made by a small indie-porn company. Enthusiasm and passion and joy -- exactly what we're looking for in a smut video. A definite winner. (2001, 70 min.) Cast: Shar Rednour, Jackie Strano, Simone de la Getto, Josephine, Chester Drawers, Brooklyn Bloomberg, Hella Getto, Charlie Skye, Rocko Capital, Stark, Aimee Pearl item MV-SIR-2311-DVD, dvd format: `$36.95` `v-sir-2311`

	Superfreak Shine Louise Houston Pink and White/Blowfish Video The premise of Superfreak is a kind of funky genius: the roaming ghost of punk-funk musician and notorious wild man Rick James possesses the bodies of women and makes them get super-freaky with one another. The ghost, who appears only briefly between possessions, is played by director Shine Louise Houston, who does an impression of Rick James that rivals Dave Chapelle's. Houston is rapidly becoming a name to be