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There is a school that believes that Pure and Noble Erotica must have some other mission besides getting one hard, wet, or some combination thereof. This attitude is not shared by the Blowfishies, and we cherish our tapes which have this clarity of purpose.

	The 4 Finger Club #11 New Sensations If you like to watch pretty women having wildly enthusiastic orgasms with each other, you've come to the right video. More unscripted and spontaneous than the Where the Boys Aren't girl-girl series, The 4 Finger Club #11 is basically just five no-plot sex scenes, each with two women on a bed/sofa/chaise, doing it and having heaps of fun. The performers are totally into each other, getting off on each other's pleasure as well as their own, and their arousal and heat is very infectious and a delight to watch. The sex is mostly not rough or kinky — it's more on the sweet, affectionate, romping side, with lots of giggling. And lots of orgasms. Did we mention the orgasms? Loud, intense, expressive, body-shuddering orgasms, and plenty of 'em, with a camera that stays focused on faces while the orgasms are happening. The women are all very pretty, feminine, porn-star-types, somewhat more distinctive-looking than most, and all with real breasts as far as we can tell. Phoenix Haight (the brunette in the 1st scene) is especially beautiful, with a gorgeous ass and lovely tattoos; Ashley Sage (the girl with the braces in the 2nd scene) comes like she'll die if she doesn't; and it's very fun to listen to Nomi and Syren Smiles talk dirty to each other in French in the last scene. (At least, we assume they're talking dirty. They could be discussing Derrida for all we know...) (2000, 110 min.) Cast: Vanda, Judy, Phoenix Haight, Bailey, Michelle Raven, Venus, Syren Smiles, Nomi, Ashley Sage, Haven item MV-NWS-1121-DVD, dvd format: `$19.95` `v-nws-1121`

	Afterschool Special/Turn Me Up Over & On Fatale Media Fatale brings back two of their classic movies, together again for the first time on one DVD! Afterschool Special — Roughly speaking, a gang of big nasty lesbians descends on a bunch of nice straight girls having lunch after school, and mayhem of the sexual sort results. Everyone is having the time of their lives; this looks like the kind of movie you and your friends would make if you were attractive, physically varied college-age lesbians (and who are we to say that you are not?). The production values are, pretty much, "Hey, everyone, let's put on a porn movie," and this was shot in the days before Hi-8, but the sex is very authentic, very hot, and the performers are obviously very, very into what they are doing. (And, if we may be so bold, one of the performers wins the "best natural rack of the year" award, to boot.) Tie Me Up Over and On — Have you ever had the experience of waiting for a lover, a lover who you wanted so bad you were aching, to arrive? Sure you have. And then the lover arrived, and... things happened much like what happen in this movie. Two very attractive young dykes go at each other like they haven't had sex in weeks. No plot, no words, just two lovers who want each other. A little light flogging, a great strap-on, and a lot of tongue. It's great. (2005, 50 min.) Cast: Dame X, J. Bones, Lydia Thrill, Spike, Rusty Scooter, Duke H, Ms Hussy, June bBeaver, Miss Thing Rosenberg, Misty Mountain, Angelcake (non-sex) item MV-FTL-1418-DVD, dvd format: `$41.95` `v-ftl-1418`

	All By Myself, Volume 1 Elegant Angel Patrick Collins All By Myself, Volume 1 consists of eight scenes with eight different women pleasuring themselves — for your pleasure. There's sometimes an element of voyeurism, with camera shots from outside windows looking in, putting the viewer in the position of a peeping tom watching women in their most intimate moments; at other times the director interacts with the women, guiding them; and sometimes the women talk to the camera. These are very porn-like masturbation sessions — the women dress in slutty lingerie and heels and kinky costumes, vamp for and make eyes at the cameraman, and buck and heave and scream dramatically. (There's nothing wrong with that — it's hot! — just don't expect footage of real private masturbation sessions.) Highlights include lovely brunette Cayton Caley playing with a glass dildo while watching porn on TV, luscious Jamie Lynn getting wet (and wetter) in an outdoor fountain, and Monic doing a sweaty, sweet striptease. The final scene with Paulina James does the disturbing faux-teen thing with too many stuffed animals in the bedroom, but her torrent of dirty talk is effective, and she's cute. It's gonzo, over-the-top stuff, but if you like seeing girls getting themselves off in hopes of getting you off, you'll be satisfied. (2007, 124 min.) Cast: Samantha Ryan, Mia, Cayton Caley, Jamie Lynn, Suzie Carina, Anastasia Pierce, Monic, Paulina James item MV-ELA-1578-DVD, dvd format: `$25.95` `v-ela-1578`

	Ass Addiction 2 Digital Playground Ass Addiction 2 is straight-up raunchy goodness, with the expected emphasis on anal. This isn't a sophisticated film, but there's a place for unabashed gonzo sport-fucking, and this is a fine example of the type, with long scenes featuring hot women and hard men in enthusiastic action. There's lots of anal in every scene, but there are plenty of other sex acts, too, and the situations in each vignette are at least moderately interesting, and sometimes compellingly weird. Scene one has lean and lovely Rebeca Linares taunting a masked man in a cage, teasing the viewer as much as she teases her captive. After changing into lingerie, she lets him out, and things progress from oral to anal, and by the end of the scene, she's the one in the cage. The next scene has Whitney Stevens watching porn on TV and begging to have her ass fucked like the girl on the screen; her boyfriend obliges, warming her up a little before moving on to the main event. Scene three features Nicara in a very fetching schoolgirl outfit paying a visit to a dom, who crops and pinches and spanks her before penetrating her ass with a toy. Scene four has Scott Nails discovering a girl in a garbage bag in an alley, and bringing her into his house, where she offers him her body if he promises not to throw her out. Who could say no to that? The final scene has adorable Latina Sammy Cruz on her knees for two men, while simultaneously licking a lollipop, though the oral fixation is just a brief stop on the way to an anal excursion. Surprisingly, there was only one three-way in the film, and no double-penetration, but there's plenty of doggy, missionary, and reverse-cowgirl anal, and the scenes are all quite long and involved. If you enjoy butt sex, there's a lot to like here. (2007, 136 min.) Cast: Rebeca Linares, Scott Nails, Whitney Stevens, Duato, Nicara, Mick Blue, Honey, Sammy Cruz, Jean Val Jean item MV-DPG-1507-DVD, dvd format: `$25.95` `v-dpg-1507`

	Babysitters Robby D. Digital Playground Who doesn't fantasize about babysitters? They're the ultimate dream girl: young, hot, and they know how to take care of you. Babysitters plays with these fantasies in seven scenes, and features an all-star cast of Jessie Jane, Sophia Santi, Shay Jordan, and Teagan Presley. Nautica is hired to help Tony with taking care of his baby, but she helps him with his sexual frustration instead. Between the passionate kissing and Tony's moaning, it makes for a really hot scene. In the next scene, Sasha refuses to have sex with her boyfriend, telling Nautica over the phone that she wants to wait until they get married. But when her babysitting gig for Charles' child is canceled, she goes from being a prude to giving blowjobs for money. Ah, porn; one moment she says she wants sex to be special, and in the next she's screaming "Don't make love to my face; fuck my face!" Scene three finds Lexxi, Sammie, Alektra, and Angie as housewives at a Tupperware party that is interrupted by Sophia, a dominatrix who turns it into a sexy, screaming orgy. Next door, Teagan gets pounded anally by the older brother (played by her off-screen husband Tyler Durden) of the kid she's babysitting. Shay's scenario is the most familiar babysitting fantasy: she invites her boyfriend, Scott, over to fuck on the parents' bed while the kid is asleep. They are caught by Mrs. Johnson (played by Gina Lynn) and Scott runs off before Mr. Johnson (played by Ben English) arrives. As "punishment," Shay engages in a threesome with the couple. In the final scene, Jessie is hired by Mrs. Smith (played by Nikki Benz) to have a threesome with her and her husband (played by Tommy Gunn), though he thinks she's just there to babysit. With a good amount of dialogue, reasonably believable storylines (for porn, that is), and decent acting, this film is entertaining, fun and sexy all at the same time. Bonus materials include behind the scenes footage, biographies, bloopers, and a photo gallery. Winner of the 2008 AVN Video Awards for Best All-Girl Sex Scene (Sophia Santi, Alektra Blue, Sammie Rhodes, Angie Savage & Lexxi Tyler), and Best Oral Sex Scene (Sasha Grey)! (2007, 100 min.) Cast: Jesse Jane, Shay Jordan, Sophia Santi, Teagan Presley, Sasha Grey, Nautica Thorn, Nikki Benz, Sammie Rhodes, Alektra Blue, Angie Savage, Gina Lynn, Lexxi Tyler, Scott Nails, Tommy Gunn, Tony De Sergio, Ben English, Charles Dera, Jerry, Tyler Durden, Jay Lassiter item MV-DPG-1575-DVD, dvd format: `$25.95` item MV-DPG-1575-BLU, blu-ray format: `$54.95` `v-dpg-1575`

	Boot Camp: Sex Survival Weekend Kelly Holland Penthouse Boot Camp: Sex Survival Weekend presents a series of military-themed sex scenes shot in the usual Penthouse style — pretty people, soft focus, tinkling music — but with rather more humor than you might expect. In the first scene, Brooke Banner shags her fatigue-clad boyfriend Steven St. Croix on the hood of a car, and it's not a particularly impressive coupling, but things get better after that. St. Croix plays the sergeant in charge of a (co-ed and horny) squad of Marine misfits, and the rest of the movie involves their misadventures on a survival weekend in the woods. It's all played very broadly for laughs, with some nice funny moments, especially of St. Croix gleefully chewing the scenery in grand screaming drill sergeant style. Soon Allison Pierce and Lexi Belle get lost in the woods and find a paratrooper stuck in a tree. They cut him down, and he agrees to help them find their way out if they'll show him a good time. The resulting three-way is great fun, and the ladies are fantastically hot, especially when they team up for a blowjob. Back on base the colonel's hot wife Megan Monroe gets a thorough pounding from a passing soldier, and in the field the soldiers watch the lovely Rebeca Linares make love to her boyfriend on a picnic — apparently they aren't deep in the wilderness — and later spy Katarina Kat stripping down for some skinny dipping. One of the soldiers is so tempted by this sight that he can't contain himself, and takes her prisoner... though not against her will. There's also a pretty good girl-girl bonus scene from another militarily-themed film, Uniform Behavior. Boot Camp won't blow your mind, but there are a few good laughs, a lot of beautiful women, and some genuinely hot scenes — enough to make it worth a look. (2007, 84 min.) Cast: Rebeca Linares, Allison Pierce, Katarina Kat, Lexi Belle, Megan Monroe, Brooke Banner, Alan Stafford, Chris Cannon, Nat Turner, Nick Manning, Steven St. Croix item MV-PUL-1612-DVD, dvd format: `$23.95` `v-pul-1612`

	Bring'um Young #9 Jon Dough Anabolic This movie is just chock full 'o young chicks. In fact, before every scene, you get to see the tender things proudly brandishing their IDs for the camera. Thankfully, all of them are over 18. They may be young, but they don't seem to be inexperienced. In fact, these girls happen to be the recipients of some of the roughest sex this side of SM. It is really amazing to watch what these girlish bodies will withstand; double penetration, vigorous blowjobs, sexual positions impossible for those of us who don't spend our days doing yoga. The sex is raunchy, the plot is nonexistent, and the end result is truly hot. (2002, 135 min.) Cast: Desert Rose, Paris, Elizabeth Delmar, Brooke Ballentyne, Lexy Lane, Scarlet, Mario, Jay Ashley, Jon Dough, Erik Everhard item MV-ANA-1320-DVD, dvd format: `$25.95` `v-ana-1320`

	Cheerleaders Robby D. Digital Playground Cheerleaders is a hot, high-gloss fuckfest sure to win a slew of awards. Some of the hottest stars around (and a few newer faces) come together as an exceedingly horny squad of high school cheerleaders who flirt, talk trash, steal one another's boyfriends, play truth-or-dare, and aren't opposed to a little all-girl action in the locker room. The first long scene has Jesse Jane and Manuel Ferrara tearing each other up, working their way furiously through a number of positions and bringing real (or at least convincingly simulated) passion to the screen. Next Memphis Monroe plays a little two-on-one with Erik Everhard and Mick Blue, a nice and nasty three-way that takes advantage of her copious cleavage for some tit-fucking and culminates in a double facial. Perky blonde freshman Shawna Lenee sucks up to veteran cheerleader Adrianna Lynn...before sucking off her boyfriend Johnny Sins, with Adrianna joining in for a three-way. The inevitable detention scene follows, with coach Tommy Gunn overseeing a room full of ne'er-do-wells that includes Alexis Texas, Shay Jordan, Camryn Kiss, James Deen, and Johnny Sins. They pass notes and flirt before the inappropriate touching begins, and though they mostly just pair off, there's never a dull moment, and some girl-girl fun slips in here and there. Things continue on disc 2 — this is a big movie! — with brunette cutie Stoya and Brianna Love teaming up to delight Manuel Ferrara in study hall. They all show tremendous energy and enthusiasm, and both girls do anal beautifully, making this scene a standout. Best of all is the final scene — a ten-way all-girl locker room orgy that will go down in the annals of porn as a classic. Cute bouncy girls in skimpy outfits playing incredibly explicit truth-or-dare — what could be better? Check it out — it'll have you cheering for more. (2008, 159 min.) Cast: Jesse Jane, Manuel Ferrara, Memphis Monroe, Erik Everhard, Mick Blue, Adrianna Lynn, Shawna Lenee, Johnny Sins, Alexis Texas, Shay Jordan, Camryn Kiss, Tommy Gunn, James Deen, Stoya, Brianna Love, Sophia Santi, Priya Rai, Lexxi Tyler item MV-DPG-1599-DVD, dvd format: `$32.95` item MV-DPG-1599-BLU, blu-ray format: `$54.95` `v-dpg-1599`

	Chill Bud Lee Sin City Chill is one of those porn movies that confounds us. The cover text is totally out of place with the story. And the story, which is somewhat along the lines of The Big Chill, just doesn't go all the way in becoming a porn version of the inspiration piece. The scenes are strung together with dialog bits indicating that a bunch of 30-somethings have gathered at one house for the funeral of one of their college friends. And there are excessively long edits of scenes of the Burbank airport and of a cemetery to make sure you understand that context (and, we're pretty sure, to make the movie look a bit longer than the content could cover). Despite the criticisms above, we're carrying the movie. Why? Because we love Dee and the sex scenes are surprisingly long and good. Some of them are damn good. The scene with Dee and Holly Hollywood is one of the best mainstream girl-on-girl scenes these reviewers can remember ever coming across (so to speak!). We just wish there was a final scene with everyone gathered around the table remembering the good ol' days that turns into an orgy. That would really make the movie. Alas, it is not to be. By the way, if you care, there's no anal in this movie, all but one scene is just two folks together (1 lesbian, 3 hetero, the exception is a girl-girl-boy scene), and nearly all of the sex is without condoms. (2004, 97 min.) Cast: Dee, Holly Hollywood, Christie Lee, Brittaney Noel (formerly known as Rayveness), Mandy Bright, Scott Styles, Trevor Zen, Barrett Blade, T.J. Cox item MV-SNC-1089-DVD, dvd format: `$45.00` `v-snc-1089`

	Club Head Vivid Club Head is a point-of-view blowjob movie featuring beautiful, cock-craving lovelies on their knees for you. The twist is, this is a niche movie from a quality studio, so instead of the usual gonzo-girl newcomers you tend to see in films like this, there are some hot and recognizable names, including Roxy DeVille, Jada Fire, and the yummy Annie Cruz. Annie wears a sweet little ruffled skirt (which comes off too soon), and plays with herself extensively before getting down to business — she's incredibly hot, with one of the tightest bodies in porn. Busty Jada teases and incorporates a fair bit of tit-fucking into her approach, while Roxy is just as flirty and fun as always. Other highlights include young petite hottie Kat, cute brunette Hailey Page, and Jayna Oso, who has dark, intense eyes. This is a no-frills blowjob movie, but the level of talent involved takes it to the next level. (2008, 126 min.) Cast: Haley Paige, Haley Scott, Harmony, Jayna Oso, Annie Cruz, Jada Fire, Kat, Lindsay Kay, Roxy DeVille item MV-VIV-1679-DVD, dvd format: `$24.95` `v-viv-1679`

	Cockstar Brad Armstrong Wicked Pictures Cockstar embraces sex and rock-and-roll for six musical vignettes, with lots of guitar-thrashing to go along with the hip-thrusting. Kirsten Price, Alektra Blue, and Lexxi Tyler came first as members of a hard-rocking girl band, who celebrate after a gig with some all-girl love, and some very rock-and-roll sex toys. Director Brad Armstrong takes the screen as a heavy metal star getting it on with Goth groupies Stephanie Swift and Michelle Avanti, and fucks them silly (without every fully removing his leather pants); there's a little bit of butt-play before the ladies share a cumshot. Kirsten Price, Lichelle Marie, Justice Young, and Eric Masterson are a fun pop rock band, and Kirsten is crazy hot in a tiny little top and short skirt. The girls suck and fuck the guys, and swap a little cum at the end. Jennifer Dark and Niko take a break from their work in the sound booth at a recording studio for oral, vaginal, and anal pounding. The next scene is strictly oral, with Kirsten dancing in a music video before sucking off Tommy Gunn; it's not bad, especially when she lays on her back and he fucks her face, but it's just a blowjob. In the last act, Victoria Sin, Michelle McLarren, Marcus London, and Nick Manning fuck madly in a tour bus, with tandem blowjobs and some sweet anal. It's a fun flick with some good performances, so pick it up and rock out with your cock out. (2008, 98 min.) Cast: Kristen Price, Alektra Blue, Lexxi Tyler, Stephanie Swift, Michelle Avanti, Brad Armstrong, Lichelle Marie, Justice Young, Eric Masterson, Jennifer Dark, Niko, Tommy Gunn, Victoria Sin, Michelle McLarren, Marcus London, Nick Manning item MV-WKD-1622-DVD, dvd format: `$33.95` `v-wkd-1622`

	Control 1 Robbie D. Digital Playground This movie is just exhausting to watch. There's just so much smut going on all over the place, and everyone in it is trying so hard to do a good job of fucking everyone else's brains out. There are definitely several scenes where you feel like stopping the action and asking the performers if they'd like a glass of water or maybe a quick nap. There's no plot, everyone is totally hot, and the sex is very rough and nasty and even a bit creative. There is some good use of stainless steel toys and some very nice costuming. The director Robby D. is definitely going for a fetishy, hard-core feel and it mostly works. It's just fancy and hip looking enough to make it stand out. There's a lot of bondage and dog collars, women in cages, blindfolds, and lots and lots of gagging, choking, spitting, and other rough sex staples. If you like that kind of thing you'll probably like this video. The performers seem pretty interested in the sex they are having which really makes the rough stuff seem more appealing. There's tons of nasty behind the scenes stuff. We think the whole two disk set comes to about three and a half hours of footage. (2004, 70 min.) Cast: Lanny Barby, Tereza Ilova, Ashley Roberts, Gigi, Brooke Haven, Keri Sable, Rita Faltoyano, Chanel, Jade Hsu item MV-DPG-1394-DVD, dvd format: `$38.95` `v-dpg-1394`

	Crash Pad Series, Volume 1 Shine Louise Houston Pink and White/Blowfish Video In The Crash Pad Series, Volume 1, leading indie feminist porn director Shine Louise Houston returns to the world of her astonishing debut film The Crash Pad for a series of self-contained vignettes that recreate all the power, passion, and hotness of the original. The premise remains the same: some lucky women are given keys to a very special apartment, and once inside, they let their inhibitions go. There are some familiar faces from the original Crash Pad — notably Shawn, Jiz Lee, and Dylan Ryan — along with a wealth of new hot uninhibited talent, including beauties like Princess Donna and Trouble Royale. Sexy femmes, buff butches, cute bois, and assorted sexy transfolk unleash their passions behind closed doors — but you've got the key to come inside and watch. In these five scenes, you'll see strap-on fucking and sucking, hard pounding, deep kissing, and pretty much anything else two women with a well-supplied toy chest and a lot of energy can do to one another. It's the hottest dyke flick we've seen since the original Crash Pad, and the winner of the 2008 Feminist Porn Award for Hottest Dyke Film. Extras include trailers and outtakes for all the scenes. This is real queer fucking of the highest quality, and we can't recommend it enough. If you still want more — and why wouldn't you? — you can visit The Crash Pad Series website, home to the ongoing adventures of the denizens of the Crash Pad. It's the happiest place on earth! Winner of the 2008 Feminist Porn Award for Hottest Dyke Film! You can view the trailer here. (QuickTime 7 required.) (2007, 75 min.) Cast: Shawn, Jiz Lee, Princess Donna, Jake, Stacy Staxxx, Skye, Trouble Royale, Johnny, Dylan Ryan, Trucker Cash item MV-BVI-1542-DVD, dvd format: `$34.95` `v-bvi-1542`

	Crash Pad Series, Volume 2: Unlocked Shine Louise Houston Pink and White/Blowfish Video Crash Pad Series, Volume 2: Unlocked returns to the eponymous apartment of sexual delight, with all the fun and feisty antics inside secretly recorded by (actual director) Shine Louise Houston in the role of high-tech voyeur-next-door. As always, the series features real lesbians and trans-folk with a range of body types — though there's a definite emphasis on the tattooed-and-pierced aesthetic — having realistic (if delightfully kinky) sex. The first scene has two longtime lovers bringing in a guest star — "I've got a present for you" — to spank, slap, (wo)manhandle, pound with a strap-on, and generally ravish. In the next scene, a diligent student comes to the Crash Pad for a quiet night of studying.... but, before long, she's sprawled on the couch fingering herself and fantasizing, eventually blindfolding herself, too. She seems to be having a pretty good time alone, but she welcomes the company when a friend shows up to join her for a playful fuck. The next scene pairs a bossy brunette and her blonde friend, both femmey, for some toe-sucking and deep fucking — their chemistry is fantastic. The fourth scene has a couple of bois roughhousing, with face-fucking, rough doggy style, and even some dildo reacharound action. In the final scene, a couple of tattooed beauties (including alt-porn star Michelle Aston) share their fantasies, and then do their best to realize them. As a whole the film is hot, varied, inventive, and smart, with great production values — the series just keeps getting better and better. Winner of "Steamiest Trans Scene" in the 2009 Feminist Porn Awards! Trailer: QuickTime format • Windows Media Player format. (2008, 106 min.) Cast: Shawn, Jiz, Micah, Dallas, Vai, Legs, Johnny, Jake, Wilder, Michelle Aston, Julie item MV-BVI-1594-DVD, dvd format: `$34.95` `v-bvi-1594`

	Crash Pad Series, Volume 3 Houston, Shine Louise Blowfish Video/ Pink & White The Crash Pad Series, Volume 3 is the best and edgiest installment yet in the series about a secret apartment where strangers and lovers can come together for the hottest nights (and mornings, and afternoons) of their lives. This series is the gold standard for hip, hot, real lesbian porn. Don't expect fake breasts, scary nails, and bleached-blondes unconvincingly French kissing — these are real lesbians, interested principally in pleasing themselves. Highlights include Dallas and Shawn playing bondage games and deep-throating a strap-on cock; Dylan Rion spying, getting excited, and getting herself off with the help of a Hitachi magic wand; Jake playing with a couple of incredibly hot femmes — toppy Princess Donna and subby Lorelei Lee; "cousins" Billy Jack Gunn and Paul Gunn bringing rough-and-tumble transman action — with squirting; and Javier and Red in a scene that's passionate and romantic... but don't assume the one with the facial hair is going to be the one wearing a strap-on and pounding away. In this series, gender roles blur and shift and defy easy categorization, but the sex is always relentlessly hot. This is cutting-edge, genre-defying porn, exactly what we've come to expect from visionary director Shine Louise Houston. Nominated for the 2009 Feminist Porn Awards! Trailer: QuickTime format • Windows Media Player format. (2008, 100 min.) Cast: Dallas, Shawn, Dylan Rion, Jake, Princess Donna, Lorelei Lee, Billy Jack Gunn, Paul Gunn, Javier, Red item MV-BVI-1656-DVD, dvd format: `$34.95` `v-bvi-1656`

	Crash Pad Series, Volume 4 Houston, Shine Louise Blowfish Video/ Pink & White Crash Pad Series 4 ups the kinkiness quotient in this groundbreaking independent all-girl series set in an apartment where women come to live out their wildest sexual desires. The film wastes no time, opening with a passionate tumble-into-bed scene with Brooklyn Flaco and Carson, avidly exploring one another with questing tongues and fingers. After the passionate but straightforward beginning, things get edgier, with Jiz Lee and Dallas literally tearing one another's clothes off and working through the contents of a bag of assorted implements, at times wrestling as much as they're fucking. Sadie Lune does the bitchy dom thing with the adorable Tricksie Treat, cutting her clothes off, binding her up, and slapping her around — they both get off with a little help from strap-ons and a Hitachi Magic Wand. The butch Cash comes in wearing a shirt and tie, and the genderfuck accelerates when he sucks the slim Stella's strapped-on cock, though it turns out they both wear the dick in their relationship when the situation warrants. The final scene is the kinkiness; Ex has a mellow hippie look, which makes the coldhearted domination of Muscle Beach all the more striking, with lots of rough smacking around, some beautiful rope harness bondage, and more strap-on sucking. This may be the fourth installment, but this series never gets old. Highly recommended. Trailer: QuickTime format • Windows Media Player format. (2009, 120 min.) Cast: Brooklyn Flaco, Carson, Jiz Lee, Dallas, Sadie Lune, Tricksie Treat, Stella, Ex, Muscle Beach, Cash item MV-BVI-1657-DVD, dvd format: `$34.95` `v-bvi-1657`

	The Crash Pad Shine Louise Houston Pink and White/Blowfish Video The Crash Pad is amazingly hot hardcore indie feminist dyke porn, sure to appeal to anyone who likes seeing gorgeous women do wonderfully nasty things to one another. These aren't your standard pornstar types, but a hip Bay Area cross-section — the sultry femme, the boyishly cute dyke, the tattooed, and the pierced are all represented. How hot is this movie? Within the first seven minutes, you're treated to double penetration with strap-ons, and it only ups the ante from there. These women devour one another. There's cocksucking, cuntlicking, anal fucking, rimming, squirting, masturbating, three-ways, and more. The premise is simple: there's an apartment, and if you're lucky enough to be given the key, you can let yourself in... and let yourself go. This isn't fake lesbian porn with pointless high heels and starlets barely able to conceal their distaste as they awkwardly tongue kiss. Real sex, real orgasms, real sweat, real bodily fluids, real laughter — this is the genuine article, so utterly natural that the fact it's being filmed seems nearly incidental. Director Shine Louise Houston has become one of the leading lights of the feminist porn movement, and her debut film demonstrates her unparalleled sense of style, humor, and, most of all, her dedication to hot real sex. Extensive extras include a cast interview, director interview, storyboards, outtakes, trailers, and a director's commentary. The Crash Pad is, simply, one of the hottest films we sell, a feature so groundbreaking that it has spawned a slew of imitations, and winner of the Hottest Dyke Sex Scene from the Feminist Porn Awards. It's really that good. Here's the key. Come inside. View the trailers! QuickTime (best) • Windows Media Player • MPEG-1 (should play on anything). Be sure to check out Superfreak the great second movie by the same director! And customers say... This is the hottest adult DVD we now own (we've only made it through the first 2 scenes). Me & my wife enjoy the movie because it was real people enjoying what they're doing. Very very happy. The adventures of The Crash Pad continue in Shine's latest release, The Crash Pad Series, Volume 1! And if you are looking for even more wonderfulness from Shine Louise, be sure to check out The Crash Pad Series website, the on-going web site show. It's like TV, only there's always something on. (2005, 60 min.) Cast: Jiz Lee, Dusty Ryder, Jo, Dylan Rion, Roxie Ryder, Simone, Shawn item MV-BVI-1414-DVD, dvd format: `$34.95` `v-bvi-1414`

	Deeper 4 Robbie D. Digital Playground Deeper 4 combines high production values with a touch of gonzo style, resulting in a pleasing fusion of pretty pictures and nasty sex. In the first scene, cutie headliner Shay Jordan shares a meal and some wine with Jerry, giving him a little striptease before leaning over to let him lick her ass and points south. Hot fucking in various positions follows, along with some nice deep-throating, all culminating in a spattery body cumshot. Slim, luscious black star Marie Luv — the hottest woman in a movie full of hotness — is up next with Marco Banderas in a scene featuring exceptional oral (for both of them), and lots of play with a tube of pink lipstick, rubbed on breasts, ass, lips, and elsewhere. Adorable Celina Cross plays a naughty schoolgirl with Scott Nails, sitting on his lap and "peeing" on him — pretty obviously faked with some poured water, so if watersports are your kink, don't expect too much verisimilitude. He takes her to the bathroom and punishes her, shoving her panties in her mouth and fucking her roughly. Shay returns in skimpy bra and panties for a fairly straightforward romp with Scott, starting with dry-humping that leads to some pretty epic oral on both their parts, plus some passionate vaginal pounding. We end with a three-way bringing together blonde Holly Morgan, dark Mikayla, and bald Ben English. The two girls start out jealously competing for his attention, but eventually start to work together (and work him over) beautifully. It's a hot, varied, smutty flick that nicely blends high quality with hard fucking. Extras include a cumshot recap, a behind the scenes featurette, photo gallery, and trailers for about 30 other Digital Playground offerings. (2006, 109 min.) Cast: Shay Jordan, Jerry, Marie Luv, Marco Banderas, Celina Cross, Scott Nails, Holly Morgan, Mikayla, Ben English item MV-DPG-1608-DVD, dvd format: `$25.95` `v-dpg-1608`

	Delectable Desires Playgirl/Wicked Delectable Desires is couples-friendly porn with an emphasis on gorgeous men attentively servicing beautiful women. Playgirl specializes in bringing female fantasies to the screen, but while some of their offerings are hit-or-miss, this one succeeds in every scene — and there are a lot of scenes, giving this one exceptional replay value. Highlights include "Doctor's Orders" with alt-porn cutie Charlotte Stokeley narrating her naughty-doctor fantasy; the visually-stunning "Back Light," which combines two of the hottest performers in porn (Sandra Romain and Mario Rossi) with a bunch of glow-in-the-dark sex toys, luminescent wearable paint, and blacklights galore; and "The Contender," with Mr. Marcus as a heavyweight boxer using a different kind of sweet science on the luscious Marie Luv. There are four other fine boy-girl scenes, plus good bonus scenes and extra features with an even greater emphasis on tasty beefcake. Most scenes have sultry voiceover narration, which can be a turn-on, and if it gets distracting, there's always the mute button. It's perfect for couples, and might well tempt you to some adventurous experiments and roleplaying games of your own. (2008, 104 min.) Cast: Brooke Banner, Charlotte Stokely, Damian, Joelean, Levi Green, Manuel Ferrara, Marco Banderas, Marie Luv, Mario Rossi, Mr. Marcus, Nicole Sheridan, Reno D'Angelo, Sandra Romain, Tina Tyler, Tony DeSergio, Voodoo. item MV-PLG-1626-DVD, dvd format: `$33.95` `v-plg-1626`

	Desperate Housewhores #8 Mark Kismet Hustler Desperate Housewhores 8 has an amusingly strange premise. The five women featured are all ostensibly "contest winners" chosen to receive "sexual makeovers." In faux-reality-show establishing shots, the director finds the women at home and tells them that, based on their letters and photographs, they've won the chance to fuck on camera! The women react like lottery winners, leaping up and down with joy, and then the action moves to time-lapse scenes of the women having make-up put on and their hair styled, during which they read aloud their winning letters, all various tales of woe about husbands who have small penises, or aren't home often enough, or who've become sex-hating born again Christians. They get the chance to shag male porn stars (and become porn stars themselves), and the results are mostly quite hot, and there's even some decent acting. Nyomi Banxxx, a black woman who's the most gorgeous person in the film, has a great, fun scene with Marco Banderas, with lots of first-rate cocksucking. Cover girl Felony is up next with Christian, again with noteworthy oral skills on display, and the anal reverse cowgirl is especially impressive. Blonde Odessa is a bit disappointing in her scene with Derrick Pierce, never quite getting into the groove. But fit and fine Asian Lyla Lei is up next, and she's cute, flexible, and loves to take a pounding, even though her partner Justice is the least self-assured and charismatic of the leading men, a bit out of his league in such a strong cast. The final scene has Heather Presley, an athletic hottie who is either not quite comfortable in the scene or is very good at acting that way — she sucks Christian's dick more diligently than enthusiastically, as if it's a wifely duty, but when he grabs her hair and fucks her mouth, she takes it well. She doesn't have the wanton quality some of the other women have, and looks visibly uncomfortable during the cumshot, as if wondering what she's gotten herself into. There are ups and downs, but the baseline here is high, with some whimsy and a couple of wonderful scenes, especially those with Nyomi and Felony. (2007, 90 min.) Cast: Felony, Nyomi Banxxx, Odessa, Lyla Lei, Heather Presley, Marco Banderas, Christian, Derrick Pierce, Justice Young item MV-HUS-1566-DVD, dvd format: `$26.95` `v-hus-1566`

	Double Up Chuck Lords Vivid Double Up has one compelling and unusual element: it features beautiful blonde identical twins Lyndsey and Lacey Love, together in hardcore sex scenes. That fact alone should be enough to inspire many viewers to pick this one up, though it should be noted that the twins don't do much sexually together — they're naked in the same scenes, but they tend to focus on the male object of their affections, so don't expect twincestuous fisting or come-swapping or the like, though they do provide two-on-one blowjobs and take a couple of shared facial cumshots. The twins appear in the first scene, with Nick Manning, who does some unfortunate growling and mugging for the camera, and in the (much better) final scene with tattooed Harley, where there's an exceptionally hot blowjob. The twins are not great actors, and they're not the best porn performers, either, but it doesn't matter — they're hot blonde identical twins willing to do hardcore pornography, so they shall never want for work. The real highlight of the film is a long and wonderful orgy with brunettes Jenaveve Jolie, Diana Prince, the incomparable Roxy DeVille, and the very lucky Derrick Pierce. One of the girls has a strap-on, so the sexual permutations are numerous, and pretty much all of them are explored. It's a tour-de-force of a four-way. The disc has the usual sorts of extras — behind the scenes, some bonus footage, trailers, photo gallery, etc. Since there's no real plot to speak of, the positions menu is especially useful. (2007, 90 min.) Cast: Lyndsey Love, Lacey Love, Katrina Kat, Holly Wellin, Jenaveve Jolie, Diana Prince, Roxy DeVille, Richard Kline, Harley, Derrick Pierce, Nick Manning item MV-VIV-1545-DVD, dvd format: `$25.95` `v-viv-1545`

	FUCK Armstrong, Brad Wicked Pictures With a title like FUCK, you might expect a no-frills, down-and-dirty shagfest, but FUCK is actually one of the stranger and more stylish films you're likely to encounter, and it has plenty of AVN Awards to testify to its quality. Subtitled "A Lesson in Lust," FUCK is a sort of brief history of copulation, and each of the six scenes takes place in a different period, from prehistoric times to the future. "Barbarians" features Tommy Gunn in full Conan garb, with Lori Lust and Exotica dressed in the requisite chainmail bikinis, serving their barbarian chieftain — cheesy props aside, it's a pretty standard three-way scene. Things get more interesting in "Kali," with Ice La Fox as an Indian goddess with six arms (the other arms are provided by fellow actresses, but the optical illusion actually works fairly well). She kneels and provides handjobs (with six hands!) and blowjobs for four men, and it's an awesome, beautiful, weird scene, one of the movie's high points. "Dolls" features four women in corsets and powdered wigs pleasuring one another, and there are some impressive daisy-chains and toy play, and the ladies have good chemistry. Stocking and corsets are always nice, too. "Dinner" has four lucky gentleman seated at a long dining table while servers bring in platters bearing scantily-clad women, and a feast for the flesh follows. "Dogs" is the contemporary vignette, with a blinged-out Trina Michaels in a room with two dogs, who transform into two black men, which is a little strange, but shapeshifting aside, it's a good scene, with some nice anal. "Android" features the lovely Jessica Drake as an artificial woman fucking her creator. The production values are high, the settings are innovative, and the sex is hot. This two-disc set features heaps of extras, including deleted scenes, bonus scenes from other films, a behind-the-scenes featurette, and loads of easter eggs. Winner of 5 AVN awards: Best All-Girl Sex Scene - Film Best Group Sex Scene - Film Best Oral Sex Scene - Film Best Art Direction - Film Best Cinematography - Film (2006, 85 min.) Cast: Lori Lust, Exotica, Tommy Gunn, Ice La Fox, Jenaveve Jolie, Carmen Hart, Marcus London, Mario Rossi, Tommy Gunn, Eric Masterson, Jessica Drake, Katsumi, Felecia, Clara G., Kirsten Price, Mia Smiles, Katsumi, Randy Spears, Chris Cannon, Trina Michaels, Mr. Marcus, Sean Michaels item MV-WKD-1487-DVD, dvd format: `$34.95` `v-wkd-1487`

	Girls with Desire Patience Abby Winters.com Girls with Desire has two substantial scenes of Australian amateur lesbians making passionate love, both featuring the gloriously busty, black-haired Angie. In the first scene she's paired with Chloe B., a redheaded cutie with a tongue stud, for a spirited roll in the hay (literally — they're on a horse farm). The two make out, flirt, tease, and finally attack one another in a grinding, fondling, tongue-fucking, cunt-licking, ass-fingering frenzy. Angie introduces the multiply-pierced-and-tattooed Shaminee to on-camera fucking in a warehouse, and Shaminee is a quick study, putting her pierced tongue to work. There are more anal explorations, too. Angie is a voluptuous star with beautiful, womanly curves. Hot, natural, and real, this is another fine girl-girl film from Abby Winters, with bonus features including solo scenes of girls playing with themselves and behind-the-scenes footage and interviews. (2008, 73 min.) Cast: Angie, Chloe B., Shaminee item MV-ABW-1648-DVD, dvd format: `$27.95` `v-abw-1648`

	Gothsend Guy Capo DVSX Gothsend is a dark, kinky, highly stylized hardcore porno full of whips, chains, collars, crosses, nipple piercings, clitoral hood piercings, vaguely Fascist-looking leather hats, masturbating atop tombstones, high boots, vast quantities of eye shadow, fishnets, portentous talk about the afterlife, special effects to make people look like ghosts, and pale hot girls being fucked in the ass. If these sound like the sort of things you might be interested in, Gothsend delivers with a minimum of distraction. The opening scene begins with a woman in a leather corset, boots, and fishnets masturbating in various locales around a graveyard, atop a rough-hewn cross tombstone, against trees, and on graves — hot and sacrilegious. She's soon joined by another similarly attired woman, and they suck off a man wearing goth make-up and silver rings. Other scenes include goth strippers doubling up on a lucky guy on stage; adorable submissive Little Bit being beaten and used by Master Liam; a scene featuring three busy babes in matching fishnet tops who play together until their master arrives to fill them with cock; a redheaded-girls-with-sex-toys scene; and a relatively straightforward boy-girl scene at the end withi Reina Leone in leather, lace, and a collar being penetrated in every hole. There's ass-pounding in just about every scene, and the quality is remarkably consistent — the only drawback is the quality of the lighting, which is occasionally so dark it's hard to see what's going on. (2004, 122 min.) Cast: Mikayla Cross, Reina Leone, Jezebelle Bond, Gia Jordan, Angelica Sinn, Chloe Diore, Little Bit, Melanie, Shay Lemar, Kris Slayter, Sascha Koch, Master Liam, Joe Friday item MV-DSX-1621-DVD, dvd format: `$19.95` `v-dsx-1621`

	Hospital Benny Profane Vivid Alt Hospital is a dark, strange alt-porn feature with memorable performances by Mandy Morbid, who appears in most of the scenes (albeit in various guises). First she wears a dark bobbed wig, sucking and fucking in a scene that's rather chilly and distant, and which sets an initially dark tone. Before ten minutes are up, though, Caroline Pierce and Sochee Mala appear as fetish nurses in a mental hospital, engaging in some enthusiastic and far less serious strap-on play. The scenes vary from horror-hospital weirdness to hipster domestic bliss, with Mandy (now with a pink mohawk) fucking Zak Sabbath, Mandy and Coco Velvet teaming up to fuck Zak, Marie McCray in a PVC dress and striped tights sucking off Daniel, and so on. Despite all the gurneys and medical trappings and skimpy nurse outfits, there aren't any genuine medical fetish scenes, and in truth Hospital is essentially a darker-than-usual alt-porn flick full of pale beautiful tattooed women having sex in dirty, underlit rooms — not that there's anything wrong with that (and may even be a relief for those whose tastes don't quite fall to the extremes). The performances feel genuine, if at times a bit bleak, and there's no denying the film's style. If you like your alt-porn with a streak of grimy darkness, check into the Hospital. (2008, 109 min.) Cast: Mandy Morbid, Marie McCray, Caroline Pierce, Sochee Mala, Coco Velvett, Zak Sabbath, Daniel item MV-VIV-1642-DVD, dvd format: `$27.95` `v-viv-1642`

	Housewives of Amber Lane Randy Spears Wicked Housewives of Amber Lane explores the sexual side of suburbia, with voyeurs, adulterers, and housewives fucking the handyman. Though this is pitched as a MILF feature, some of the women are still pretty young — in their twenties, at least. (Headliner Amber Lynn is older, in her forties, and is a far better actress than most of the others.) In the first scene, Randy Spears comes home to his wife India Summer and tells her he's seen the neighbors fucking while out on his nightly walk, and it turned him on; she suggests they re-enact some of what he's seen. Phoenix Marie interviews Marco Banderas for a handyman job, which has some unusual and non-repair-related responsibilities. Michelle McClaren is a former stripper thinking of going back to dancing, but hubby John West tells her she shouldn't — but he lets her know she's still beautiful by screwing her on the table. Randy visits new neighbor Diana Doll (who's heard rumors about a peeping Tom) with a plate of welcoming cookies, but she's in a different sort of sweet delight. Austin Kincaid is afraid husband Nick Manning will leave her for a younger woman, but he proves he still has passion for her. Finally, house husband Evan Stone convinces breadwinner Amber Lynn to give him a quickie, and the dialogue is pretty funny. She might not be as gorgeous as she was in her superstar heyday, but she fucks with passion and verve. This is a hot couples-friendly video that shows even suburbanites can be sexy. (2008, 112 min.) Cast: Amber Lynn, Austin Kincaid, Diana Doll, Evan Stone, India Summer, John West, Marco Banderas, Michelle McLarren, Nick Manning, Phoenix Marie, Randy Spears, Randy Spears item MV-WKD-1623-DVD, dvd format: `$33.95` `v-wkd-1623`

	Island Fever 4 Digital Playground Island Fever 4 is a sumptuous feast for the eyes, a testament to the power of natural beauty — said natural beauty being the islands of Bora Bora and the Bahamas where the film was shot, of course, and not the breasts of the leading women, which are lovely, but mostly not natural. (For that matter, a couple of the waterfall effects looked computer-generated, too.) This is clearly the big movie for Digital Playground for last year, and the production values are high. There are almost twenty scenes, ranging from brief tease shots of women frolicking in the surf to boy-girl sex, girl-girl sex, and — the centerpiece of the movie — a four-way orgy with Jana Cova, Teagan Presley, Jesse Jane, and Sophia Santi. It's a luscious scene, with all four women showing tremendous enthusiasm, and it rightly won the AVN Award for Best All-Girl Sex Scene. Most of the scenes are great — is there anything more lovely to look at than beautiful people making love on tropical islands? Plus, there's lots of it, over three hours of film on two discs, plus a bonus disc heaped with extras. There's no vocal track, so you never hear a human voice or the sound of bodies coming together in the course of the film. The soundtrack varies between sort of boring instrumental music and more interesting Polynesian-style drumming, and there are lots of quick cuts and some camera effects — the overall impression is of a slick, sexually-explicit music video, and this is an exemplar of that style. The extras include a very impressive selection of behind-the-scenes footage, a funny short film (Crazy Evan's Island Movie) featuring Evan Stone hamming it up like a lunatic, some bloopers, tons of photos, and about thirty trailers. Overall this is a very impressive package. Don't be afraid to catch the fever. (2006, 200 min.) Cast: Jesse Jane, Jana Cova, Teagan Presley, Sophia Santi, Kinzie Kenner, Marco Duato/Banderas, Evan Stone, Scott Nails, Marie Luv, Jean Val Jean, Tommy Gunn item MV-DPG-1488-DVD, dvd format: `$36.95` `v-dpg-1488`

	Jesse in Pink Digital Playground Jesse in Pink stars some of the most beautiful actresses working in porn today — Jesse Jane and Jana Cova especially — wearing hot lingerie and having hotter sex. The plot mostly concerns Jesse Jane's (rather implausible) dilemma of being horny and having no one to fuck, leading her to wistfully masturbate, and to hire a man-whore, and to let herself be tied up (with pink bondage tape, no less!) by Jana Cova, and to finally join in a three-way with Shay Jordan. They're all good scenes, and the various bits of pink lingerie she wears provide a nice recurring motif. Her scene with Scott Nails is a high point, especially when she goes face-down on the bed with her ass in the air as he pounds her, with Jesse breathlessly begging him to come. Her three-way, while rougher, is also noteworthy, especially Jesse's enthusiastic blowjob. Of the scenes that don't feature Jesse, the best has Tory Lane getting her mouth and ass (and other bits) pounded by Alec Knight — Tory's dirty talk is a wonder to hear, near-constant, inventive, and damned hot. Jaylynn West is cute in a BDSM scene, where she arrives leashed-and-collared for "slut lessons" with German dom Chris Charming, who paddles her a bit and spanks her a bit and basically enjoys himself — the fucking while he restrains her arms is especially fine. This is straightforward mainstream smut of the highest caliber, with a nice variety of scenes and a beautiful cast. (2007, 124 min.) Cast: Jesse Jane, Tory Lane, Alec Knight, Scott Nails, Jaylynn West, Chris Charming, Jana Cova, Mindy Main, Shay Jordan, Marco Banderas item MV-DPG-1519-DVD, dvd format: `$25.95` item MV-DPG-1519-BLU, blu-ray format: `$54.95` `v-dpg-1519`

	Jesse Jane: All-American Girl Digital Playground Jesse Jane: All American Girl stars the popular blonde bikini-model-turned-porn-starlet in six out of ten (ten!) scenes that range from cheesecake solo stuff to all-girl frolics to enthusiastic boy-girl banging. Jesse excels in most of her scenes, especially her very energetic blowjob in the first scene. Her supporting cast — mostly sexy brunettes — hold their own as well. There's no vocal track in the film, which is a shame, since the sounds of sex tend to intensify the viewing experience. There's just music of various sorts, from the appropriate (marching band music while Jesse does a bouncy striptease in a cheerleader uniform) to the ear-gouging (some overproduced pop crap during a three-way scene). There's a certain lightness and silliness to the film that can be charming at times, as in the opening scene when schoolgirl Jesse plays paddle ball, pouting when the rubber band breaks — fortunately, Jerry is there to console her by spanking her ass with the paddle. There's a solo scene where cute brunette Celeste Star pours herself a bowl of cereal — doing her best to look seductive while doing this very banal task — and later splashes milk onto her delicate parts. The scene where Jesse slips a condom onto a piece of candy she's using to fuck Karlie Montana is, though practical, also a bit giggle-inducing, as is the scene where Scott Nails jerks off onto an apple pie... It's nice to see a porn film that doesn't take itself too seriously, and Jesse isn't afraid to enjoy herself. It's a fun, light movie with some quite sexy scenes, and if the soundtrack is annoying at times, well, that's what mute buttons are for. (2006, 85 min.) Cast: Jesse Jane, Jerry, Karlie Montana, Celeste Star, Nadia, Scott Nails, Carli Banks, Valerie Vasquez, Joey item MV-DPG-1430-DVD, dvd format: `$25.95` `v-dpg-1430`

	John Leslie's Voyeur 5 John Leslie Evil Angel John Leslie knows porn. It seems as though every major male actor in the history of adult movies is now scrambling to emulate the success of the Buttman and Dirty Debutantes films by doing "slice of life" steady-cam movies with an amateur look and feel. Most suck. John Leslie's Voyeur series doesn't suck; it's great. Leslie understands as few other directors have how to use the conventions of the porn genre to make fascinating, hot movies, and he turns his talents here to the "slice of life" genre with great effect. Christophe thinks that Voyeur 5 is especially great, which is why it's the only volume we continue to carry. The ten women featured are particularly attractive (Caressa is to die for), and the sex is very, very hot. (1995, 120 min.) Cast: Tabitha, Kimgerly Kyle, Natalie Tizara, Nici Sterling, Gina Delaney, Madelyn Knight, Missy, Caressa Savage, Sid Deuce, Cell-e, Steven St. Croix, Mr. Marcus, Peter North, Gerry Pike, T.T. Boy, Bobby Vitale, Warren Scott, Nick Night, Trent Rowlan item MV-EVA-2061-DVD, dvd format: `$32.95` `v-eva-2061`

	Just Do Me! Hank Hoffman Vivid Savanna Samson is our host, and at the beginning she asks, "Why can't you be sweet and kind, and still use your wife's hair like the reins of a horse? Who says throat-fucking has to be unkind?" That's right — Just Do Me aspires to be a couples video that also explores rough sex, anal, and — rather inexplicably lumped in with those other kinks — "fucking a black girl." It's a hot little flick, though, and works well as a just-slightly-edgy couples movie. Savanna reappears in the guise of host to introduce each scene. The first has Marco Banderas declaring he'd like to fuck Savanna's ass, and after some foreplay, including a hot blowjob, he does. Savanna is in fine form, enjoying herself, and some reverse-cowgirl shows off her pierced nipples to good effect. In Scene 2, Savanna introduces a man who decides to call an escort service and order two hookers. The resulting three-way is pretty standard, though Gianna turns in a noteworthy performance. She has very large natural, breasts, and there's a lot of her riding on top of her man, breasts bouncing. She looks like she's having a great time throughout. In Scene 3, Savanna picks up a man she meets on a stairway — acknowledging the male fantasy of casual impromptu sex — and takes him to her apartment for some spirited fucking. She has real chemistry with Jean Val Jean, and the anal is especially nice. Scene 4 is a fairly typical boy-girl scene, but Stacey Cash is pretty (she's the long-awaited "black girl"), so it's nice enough. Scene 5 makes the message of the film explicit, with Savanna exhorting you to stop jerking off by yourself and go fuck your wife, already! The scene provides a handy demonstration, with the cute-as-a-button Monica Sweetheart playing the wife, who barely has time to put down the groceries before her "husband" begins ravishing her on the kitchen counter. As the scene ends, Savanna's voiceover encourages the hypothetical viewer to watch the movie with his wife or girlfriend, and then fuck her again. It's not a bad message, and the idea of a boundary-pushing couples movie is a good one, though the film doesn't push that hard, really. Which might be part of the point. It's on the short side — only 75 minutes long, and they could have done a lot more, and explored some other taboos and fantasies. Extras include the usual trailers, positions menu, photo gallery, and a little behind the scenes feature. (2006, 75 min) Cast: Marco Banderas, Stacey Cash, Gianna, Tommy Gunn, Jay Huntington, Ice LaFox, Derrick Pierce, Savanna Samson, Monica Sweetheart, Jean Val Jean item MV-VIV-1476-DVD, dvd format: `$25.95` `v-viv-1476`

	Lesbian Love Volume 1 Julie Simone Abigail Productions Lesbian Love, Volume I features four scenes of hot girls having real, lesbian sex with tons of foreplay. Sure, we know from their past performances in the hardcore world that some of them are almost certainly "gay for pay", but they are still able to make lesbian porn look intimate. The cast is diverse and satisfyingly sexy: we have the popular alt-pornstar Dana DeArmond, black-haired and pierced Reagon Maddux, Internet goth queen Scar 13, sultry Ariel X, Eurasian Lielani, busty blonde Aiden Starr, mohawked Michelle Aston, and Betty Page-esque Gia Paloma. These eight hotties are paired off to produce some really sexy scenes. In the first scene, Dana teaches the inexperienced, but eager, Reagan a lesson in lesbian love, with sensual kisses, boob action, and a good rogering with a strap-on dildo. The fucking is not too rough or overly gentle, just sweet sex between two girls who have great chemistry together. The second scene opens up with Scar and Ariel simply sleeping in bed. (It is quite a treat to see the usually-gothic goddess Scar with a bleached-blonde buzzcut and zero makeup.) After some toe-sucking, kisses and caresses, the scene ends with Scar climaxing while sitting on Ariel's face. Mmm, breakfast in bed! In the third scene, Aiden dresses for work while Lielani cooks a breakfast of bacon... in the nude. She she slathers her breasts with bacon grease, uses it to get Aiden to take off her shirt, and they start ravishing each other. The last scene features Gia home alone and teasing herself with a vibrator, until Michelle comes in to fix her television set. Wild sex ensues, with an emphasis on foot play. Foot enthusiasts take not: Michelle sucks Gia's feet, and Gia chokes her with her ankles. Then, my friends, Michelle rolls a condom over Gia's foot, then fucks herself with it. Although director and vicious vixen Julie Simone is known for torture and bondage, she successfully breaks away from her usual kink and torture style to make one hell of a lesbian film. (2007, 90 min) Cast: Dana DeArmond, Reagan Maddux, Ariel X, Scar 13, Aiden Starr, Lielani, Michelle Aston, Gia Paloma item MV-GFS-1562-DVD, dvd format: `$19.95` `v-gfs-1562`

	Masturbatrix Frank Thring Private/Pirate Yummy, yummy Europorn. While the wrapper plot on this disc is silly (Kitty Sixx is the "masturbatrix" of the title, and these scenes are nominally her fantasies as she masturbates), the sex scenes themselves are simply delicious, with interesting art direciton, very attractive performers, and sex that looks like people are actually into it. While all five scenes are worthwhile, two stand out: The first with Kathy Anderson, Kathy Blue and Vyona, a medical scene of particular note. While we don't get any kind of serious medical play, those girls do some fun things with forceps and gauze. The other is a "circus" scene (guys in masks, don't think like that) with Lara Stevens and Karla Romano. Lara is a beautiful goth-girl who really, really likes her work; top marks. (This is #20 in the Pirate Fetish Machine series, for those who are keeping score. Note: For certain people, masturbatrix is a term of art for a certain kind of domme. That's not the kind of Masturbatrix this movie is about.) (2005, 90 min.) Cast: Honey Winter, Karla Romano, Kathy Anderson, Kathy Blue, Kitty Sixx, Lara Stevens, Vyona item MV-PVT-1385-DVD, dvd format: `$25.95` `v-pvt-1385`

	Morphine Kimberly Kane Vivid Alt Morphine, by director (and actress) Kimberly Kane, is another fine, dark, weird alt-porn feature, though this one takes place on the seedy side of Nashville's drugs-and-country-music world instead of the more typical punk clubs of Los Angeles. Star Audrey Hollander, always a memorable presence with her cascade of curly red hair, hitchhikes with her guitar down a long country road and catches a ride from Faith Leon, who drives a convertible with fur-covered seats. Audrey pays for the ride in the traditional porn-movie way, and it's a fun girl-girl romp with a big metal dildo — and some vaginal and oral fun with the barrel of a revolver, just to give it that edgy edge. Other good scenes include Ashley Blue's rough cocksucking-and-assfucking sex with Jerry and a girl-girl scene involving the plump and fun-loving April Flores, but the director saved the best for herself: Kane, in dark eye shadow and a barely-there t-shirt, takes on three guys with ropes and rough hands in a darkened room for a hardcore messy gangbang. Hot tattooed girls, a good bluesy soundtrack, and Kane's angsty direction add up to a good alt-porn feature with a country twist. (2008, 117 min.) Cast: Audrey Hollander, Faith Leon, Ashley Blue, Jerry, Kimberly Kane, Otto Bauer, Daniel, Julius Ceazher, Jada Fire, Zak Atak, April Flores, Maya Hills, Mary Jane item MV-VIV-1705-DVD, dvd format: `$25.95` `v-viv-1705`

	Moving Out Jonathan Morgan Wicked Pictures Moving Out is presented as a series of flashbacks as the three sexy main characters think back on their years together as roommates, and their various sexual adventures in the apartment they're leaving behind. Blonde Brooke Banner remembers the Y2K New Year's party where she met her boyfriend Voodoo — when they realize it's not the end of the world, she goes down on him, and they move on to reasonably spirited fucking. Maya Gates remembers her drunken belching loser boyfriend Alex Sanders, who aggressively bosses her around in the bedroom — Maya's oral skills are outstanding, and he eats (and smacks) her ass with great enthusiasm before fucking her long and hard both vaginally and anally. Renae Cruz seduces a senator (Steven St. Croix) in hopes of enlisting his help for an environmental cause — she's adorable and passionate, and appears to pretty thoroughly wear him out. Next the roommates use a telescope to spy on neighbors Kylie Wilde and Tommy Gunn having sex, prompting Maya to join in for a three-way that's one of the movie's standout scenes. Finally, the roomies recall a game of truth or dare (with sex toys). The dialogue is fun and flirty, but the all-girl three-way that results is a bit unfocused and slapdash, and isn't a strong ending to the film. The surprisingly funny writing and good dialogue — plus the generally good sex, of course — makes this one worthwhile. (2008, 88 min.) Cast: Brooke Banner, Voodoo, Maya Gates, Alex Sanders, Renae Cruz, Steven St. Croix, Kylie Wilde, Tommy Gunn item MV-WKD-1614-DVD, dvd format: `$28.95` `v-wkd-1614`

	Nympho, Volume 1 Chris Cross Ninn Worx Nympho Volume 1 combines style, beauty, and over-the-top hardcore fucking to create an undeniably powerful product. Otto Bauer acts as a sort of sexual emcee and sadistic stage manager, goading, positioning, and instructing the performers. He has sweet brunette Alicia Angel display her ass, bending over and fingering her cunt and asshole for the camera, before putting her on her knees to service Sascha's cock. Otto gives orders while Alicia gets her ass fucked in a beautiful reverse cowgirl, her gorgeous shaved cunt open and on display, and as she switches from ass-pounding to deep-throating and back again. Nikki Nievez and Roxy Jezel excel in a contest to see which can out-whore the other, but it takes the final scene with stocking-clad Kelly Wells to break Otto's reserve and move him from commentator to penetrator (with some help from Alec Knight). Nasty (there's double anal with cock-and-toy), stylish, and depraved, the first volume of Nympho just might turn you into one. (2006, 104 min.) Cast: Alicia Angel, Sascha, Nikki Nievez, Roxy Jezel, Alex Sanders, Kelly Wells, Otto Bauer, Alec Knight item MV-NWX-1697-DVD, dvd format: `$25.95` `v-nwx-1697`

	One Night Stand (Pour Une Nuit) Émilie Jouvet Fatale Media One Night Stand is an award-winning indie lesbian film from France. First scene "Underground," is set in a lesbian nightclub, all pounding music and meat-market hookups, and it's more a scene-setting apertif than a true sex scene. There's more action in the second, "Pink & Black Gloves," with nipple clamps and latex and pussy-eating presented in a flurry of fast-moving images that mirrors the heat of the characters. In "Dogs" a couple of buzzcut butches get together, one with a leather chest harness and strap-on — it's a more traditional scene, without music, and with a more lingering camera view. "Rapid Sextoy" even has dialogue (subtitled, of course) with a sex-toy delivery gimmick, an array of dildoes, and some rough fucking with lots of dripping lube; it's the hottest of the bunch. "Red Fetish Bathroom" is classic hipsters-fucking-in-a-toilet-stall porn, with some butch-on-femme fucking. There are lots of extras (including two full scenes). It's marvelous international queer fucking, and should delight those with indie sensibilities. Bon Nuit! Winner of the 2009 Feminist Porn Award for "Sexiest Dyke Movie"! (2008, 56 min.) Cast: Ali, Cameron, Flo, Jun, Kael, Little, L. Vampire, Ophelie Brown, Shadow, Tcharly, Teenie, Wendy item MV-FTL-1671-DVD, dvd format: `$31.95` `v-ftl-1671`

	Pinup Perversions with Krystal Steal Laurent Sky Club Jenna Pinup Perversions with Krystal Steal combines classy retro pinup style with hardcore fucking, and the occasional hint of self-aware humor. Director Laurent Sky always pays close attention to costuming and set design, and the attention to detail shows; this is full of beautiful women in slinky gowns, strands of pearls, sheer stockings, garter belts, and other standards of '40s fashion and lingerie. Highlights include Krystal Steal getting special treatment in a beauty salon awash in pink furnishings, with a fantastic blowjob (and, as is fitting for a beauty parlor scene, she gets a facial); Riley Evans flirting her way into the good graces of a clerk at an old-fashioned store; and Maya Gates as a sultry torch singer in a slinky evening gown who fucks her piano player on stage. If you like your porn with a hint of class and a dirty finish, this should appeal. (2008, 87 min.) Cast: Krystal Steal, Maya Gates, Riley Evans, Tommy Gunn, Marco Banderas, Charles Dera, Jerry item MV-VIV-1680-DVD, dvd format: `$25.95` item MV-VIV-1680-BLU, blu-ray format: `$48.95` `v-viv-1680`

	Rocco: Animal Trainer 10 Rocco Siffredi Evil Angel Rocco: Animal Trainer 10 continues Rocco Siffredi's long running hardcore gonzo series and (mostly) maintains the high standards of stunt-fucking with hot anal-loving girls that we've come to expect. The Animal Trainer films are among the best in hot, rough, over-the-top sex, and this one is no exception. It opens with Belladonna in a bikini top and a pair of tight shorts, which Sara strips off for Rocco's amusement — revealing the big butt plug already waiting in Belladonna's ass. Sara removes the plug, then proceeds to sodomize her with a huge dildo while Belladonna tells Rocco that she actually "very much prefers it in the ass." If this sounds like something you'd enjoy, the whole movie is just as straightforward, ass-centric, and smut-embracing (with the later addition of real hard cocks in real tight asses). It's low-budget, shot on handheld, and incomparably nasty. There are only a few scenes, most very long, free-form group sex affairs with lots of partner swapping, and there's never a dull moment — for a majority of the film's running time, there's a dick pounding in someone's ass. Though most of the women are nubile and flexible, there are also some older women involved (Rocco's tastes are broad). The final sequence, with a huge horde of guys being serviced by a woman missing a tooth or two, is a low point, and rather a sour ending for an otherwise impressive gonzo film. The only other drawback is the fact that Belladonna and Rocco don't actually fuck...though Belladonna does have plenty of good boy-girl (girl-girl-girl-girl...) scenes. If you like your porn rough, unpretentious, and enthusiastic, this Animal is for you. (2002, 137 min.) Cast: Belladonna, Kelly Stafford, Melinda Casta, Daniella, Sara, Alissa, Agnes, Ibolya, Betty, Michelle, Nacho Vidal, Sebastian, Danny, Max, Antonio Pilastro, Aratro, Francoise, El Cubano, Lucas, Solar, Joy, Suud, Franco, Clood, Rocco Siffredi item MV-EVA-1640-DVD, dvd format: `$32.95` `v-eva-1640`

	Role Modeling Dana DeArmond Vivid Alt In Dana DeArmond's Role Modeling, Dana "mentors" five new porn stars, recruited from Dana's legions of fans on the internet, and films their first onscreen fucks. First up, tattooed brunette cutie Rory Tonic has a hot three-way with Sascha and Alec Knight; she's very fetching on her knees, sucking them both off, with her pierced breasts on display, and likewise when bent over to take one cock in her mouth and one in her cunt. Alas, there's no DP, but Dana does join in for a bit at the end. Next, newbie Apple McCall — who's cute in oval glasses — shags Daniel. She's a bit nervous and kind of awkward on camera, without the wantonness some of the other performers demonstrate, but by the end she's loosened up a bit, and seems to be having a hot time; she's certainly good at giving the camera soulful looks. Newcomer Casper Vice, pale and not your typical porn-star pretty, fucks Daniel a bit coolly at first, but quickly heats up. There's some choking and rough rolling-around, and when Casper spreads her ass cheeks so he can penetrate her cunt more deeply — that's hot. Dana herself breaks in male discovery Johnny Utah, who doesn't do much in the scene but sit around looking stoned, but it's still quite hot after Daniel joins in to make it a hardcore three-way, with lots of the ass-pounding we've come to know and love in Dana's performances. Finally, Andy San Dimas wears athletic socks and a denim skirt and shags Jordan in the back of an El Camino. The music is a bit annoying at times, and she doesn't always look that into the action, but the gonzo blowjob is nice. The focus on fresh faces is appealing, and Dana's personality carries the day, but be aware that about a third of the feature is interviews and general blathering, so there's not as much sex as you might suppose from the running time. Extras include a whole disc with trailers, behind the scenes footage, and Dana's video blog entries, plus a pretty good indie rock CD. (2007, 154 min.) Cast: Rory Tonic, Alec Knight, Sascha, Dana DeArmond, Apple McCall, Daniel, Casper Vice, Daniel, Johnny Utah, Andy San Dimas, Jordan Ash item MV-VIV-1585-DVD, dvd format: `$27.95` `v-viv-1585`

	Screaming Orgasms New Sensations Shot in a POV (point of view) style, the viewer is catapulted into a one-on-one situation with each performer. The great thing about this video (as opposed to many other female masturbation videos) is that the camera angles change throughout each scene. Not just one static shot from far away, the camera moves from close-ups of each performer's face to close-ups on the action. And there's a wonderful focus on female pleasure, with the women bringing themselves to orgasm in a variety of ways and positions. Various kinds of toy play with various toys, sincere (and loud) orgasms, and intimate settings make this video a must for any fan of POV, female masturbation, or authentic female pleasure in videos. (2001, 104 min.) Cast: Jezebelle Bond, Eden Black, Tall Goddess, Catalina and Haley Daniels item MV-NWS-2310-DVD, dvd format: `$19.95` `v-nws-2310`

	Se7en Deadly Sins Jonathan Morgan Wicked Se7en Deadly Sins is a hot and sinful selection of seven vignettes. Kaylani Lei is up first, dressed in schoolgirl garb for a medical scene, with Randy Spears as the sadistic dentist, strapping a spider gag into her mouth. Rebeca Linares is also schoolgirl-clad, and leads a leashed man in a Luchadore mask into a dungeon, to slap and manhandle him — it's very hot when she jerks his leash and reaches back to slap him while he fucks her doggy-style, and there's nice anal, too. Tom Byron is the victim of mad sadist Eva Angelina, dressed in latex and armed with more medical equipment. She promises torture and murder, but settles for the little death. The adorable Daisy Marie plays a good girl drawn to a sweaty shirtless working man, who convinces her to get down and dirty. Mikayla plays a hooker — who loves her job — in an athletic scene that shades into an odd fantasy with red sheets and strange headdress. Derrick Pierce and Nexis Texxas play goth romance in a ruined shirt, he in formal garb, she in skimpy widow's weeds and cobwebby make-up. Finally Shyla Stylez drives a cab, and offers her customers a different sort of ride than the one they climbed in expecting, complete with more anal. At the end of the day, all the sins are Lust. (2008, 124 min.) Cast: Kaylani Lei, Mikayla, Eva Angelina, Shyla Stylez, Nexis Texxas, Rebeca Linares, Daisy Marie, Randy Spears, Tom Byron, Mr. Pete, Derrick Pierce, Lee Stone, Niko item MV-WKD-1649-DVD, dvd format: `$28.95` `v-wkd-1649`

	Special Delivery Early to Bed Special Delivery is queer indie all-girl porn, something we're seeing more and more of in recent years, and it's a welcome change from the usual mainstream approach to such material. Cute, butch Deb Shooter works in a feminist sex toy shop, spending a long afternoon boxing up dildos and vibrators and harnesses to send to customers, and eventually exposure to so many implements of carnal delight gets her mind moving in sexy directions. Soon she takes a little masturbation break, settling down in a chair and unbuttoning her jeans and thinking about where those boxes of toys might go, and what people might do with them. Cue her fantasies, which involve a pair of real lesbian couples, each couple getting two scenes each. Eva and Anja are adorable, clearly in love and lust and like with each other, and they have a fine romp on their couch and later their bed. Their chemistry is palpable, and they seem utterly unaware of the camera. It's like a glimpse into a real sex scene — but with better blocking — which is one of the greatest illusions porn can provide. They're also both incredibly cute, which doesn't hurt. The other couple, Benito and Flora, seem less comfortable on screen, and there's a stiffness and awkwardness to their actions; it's pretty clearly their first time having sex on camera, and they never quite manage to loosen up and go with it (and don't seem to have the experience to fake casualness convincingly). Deb Shooter's masturbation scene, which appears in snippets throughout and then concludes the movie, is nice, and she seems pretty uninhibited about it, though since she's in a building literally filled with sex toys, and was ostensibly aroused by the presence of said sex toys, it would have been nice to see her use a few more of them. Overall it's a natural, charming film with a nice indie sensibility. The bonus material includes interesting interviews with the cast and director. (2007, 80 min.) item MV-E2B-1509-DVD, dvd format: `$33.95` `v-e2b-1509`

	Steamy Seduction Playgirl/Wicked Steamy Seduction is a sexy video from Playgirl, combining hot women, buff men, and romantic scenarios — perfect for couples or straight women. The sultry feminine voiceovers and soft-focus production qualities have a softcore sensibility, but once things heat up, it's all hardcore action. Standout moments include "Bath," an interracial scene, with beefcake Tyler Knight and slender Harmony having bathtime fun; "Love Is Blind," where Sarah Blake ties up and blindfolds Marco Banderas for some mildly kinky bedroom playtime; and "Rubbing Her Down," with Nick Manning giving cute Latina Luccia a massage that turns into a more intimate sort of hands-on-experience. Lots of kissing, teasing, cunnilingus, lingering shots of fine male physiques in general (and big hard cocks in particular), and a balance of tenderness and passion make this an ideal couples movie. The bonus features include some footage more directly meant for the ladies, including a solo masturbation scene with Christian, and an adorably awkward audition scene with sexy newcomer Jake. (2008, 100 min) Cast: Anthony Hardwood, Cherokee , Dominica Leoni, Harmony, Jean Val Jean, Luccia, Marco Banderas, Nat Turner, Nick Manning, Renee Pornero, Roxy DeVille, Sarah Blake, Steven St. Croix, Tyler Knight. item MV-PLG-1647-DVD, dvd format: `$28.95` `v-plg-1647`

	Strap-on Motel Beatty, Maria Bleu Productions Strap-on Motel is far more classy than its rather straightforward title would suggest. Indeed, it's an elegant and even sweet indie film, made with great care and attention to detail, with a willingness to linger that's absent in most frenetic mainstream porn. There are only two performers onscreen, the blonde London and the boyish Dylan Ryan, and the success of the production depends entirely on their chemistry together; fortunately, they seem perfectly at ease with one another, and the film is like a glimpse into a long lost weekend of languid lust. Dylan and London make love to one another in a motel, and that's all there is to this film, but the closeness of the focus does not necessarily mean a lack of variety. There are scenes shot in black and white, with both women in boy-drag; scenes with elegant evening gowns and high black boots; scenes of breathless fucking in a bathroom; scenes of dripping candlewax; scenes of face-riding, featuring a dildo in a mouth harness. The sweetly kinky sex onscreen is set off beautifully by a jazzy, bluesy soundtrack, and by occasional thoughtful and poetic voiceovers written and read by the sultry-voiced Ursula Del Aguila. This is a charming jewel of a film. Nominated for the 2009 Feminist Porn Awards! (2008, 50 min.) Cast: Dylan Ryan, London item MV-BLE-1605-DVD, dvd format: `$29.95` `v-ble-1605`

	Sugar High Glitter City Shar Rednour and Jackie Strano S.I.R. Video From the directors/producers of Bend Over Boyfriend 2 and Hard Love & How to Fuck in High Heels comes this totally authentic, wildly energetic, fabulously fun lesbian video. With a glitter-glam style that's both flashy and trashy, Sugar High Glitter City is set in an imaginary future where sugar is illegal, and dyke "sugar-hos" sell their bodies to other women to get their hands on the sweet white powder. (Okay, it's a silly premise, but it's no sillier than most porn premises, and at least it's imaginative.) The women are having a blast and are totally into doing each other, and the sex is loud and sweaty and uninhibited, loaded with screaming and moaning and dirty talk. Couples who are into lesbian porn may well like this one; it's pretty raunchy, but there's tons of attention to female pleasure, and a strong focus on faces and whole-body sensuality as well as fuck-shot close-ups. No cookie-cutter porn stars, either; these are real-life dykes-next-door (albeit with more piercings and tattoos than your average dyke-next-door), with a terrific variety of races, body types, and positions on the butch/femme scale. Pretty decent production values, too, especially considering that it's made by a small indie-porn company. Enthusiasm and passion and joy — exactly what we're looking for in a smut video. A definite winner. (2001, 70 min.) Cast: Shar Rednour, Jackie Strano, Simone de la Getto, Josephine, Chester Drawers, Brooklyn Bloomberg, Hella Getto, Charlie Skye, Rocko Capital, Stark, Aimee Pearl item MV-SIR-2311-DVD, dvd format: `$36.95` `v-sir-2311`

	Superfreak Shine Louise Houston Pink and White/Blowfish Video The premise of Superfreak is a kind of funky genius: the roaming ghost of punk-funk musician and notorious wild man Rick James possesses the bodies of women and makes them get super-freaky with one another. The ghost, who appears only briefly between possessions, is played by director Shine Louise Houston, who does an impression of Rick James that rivals Dave Chapelle's. Houston is rapidly becoming a name to be reckoned with in the world of independent lesbian porn, and Superfreak is just as hot (and far funnier) than her first award-winning film The Crash Pad. The lascivious ghost of Rick James's first victim is luscious fetish goddess Madison Young (of madisonbound.com and another wonderful Blowfish Video release, Bondage Boob Tube), who masturbates in the opening scene with a dildo and Hitachi Magic Wand. The only touch of bondage is a rough rope tied around one of her thighs, but a little goes a long way, and Madison's intensity is mouth-watering. Not content with self-pleasure, Madison goes in search of fellow freaks, and finds a hopping party, where she proceeds to seduce Dylan Rion, a cute strap-on-wearing butch. After some sucking and fucking against a wall, the ghost of Rick James decides to move on, leaving Madison bewildered and embarrassed behind the couch; it's a weird and whimsical movie. The ghost of Rick James finds plenty more to entertain himself, though, and we're treated to a delectable series of varied scenes, from two short-haired, lean beauties (Vasa and Shawn) fucking in the kitchen (with a lot of spraying water from the sink), to a bathroom floor-romp with Rozen and Guy Handful that threatens to break fixtures and crack porcelain, to an amazing three-way with deliciously femme lesbians, featuring some of the hottest ass-play we've ever seen, with Dana DeArmond and Princess Donna having their alternately rough and tender way with the lovely Lorelei (familiar to devoted Blowfish fans from our first feature, Clearly Sex). It's a whimsical, warm, funny, unspeakably hot movie, and as a special two-disc set there are heaps of extras. All porn should be this smart and delightful. Highly recommended. Winner of Best Dyke Sex Scene at the 2007 Feminist Porn Awards! View the trailers! QuickTime (best) • Windows Media Player • MPEG-1 (should play on anything) If you are looking for even more wonderfulness from Shine Louise, be sure to check out The Crash Pad Series, the on-going web site show. It's like TV, only there's always something on. (2006, 60 min.) Cast: Madison Young, Dylan Rion, Vasa, Shawn, Rozen, Guy Handful, Dana DeArmond, Lorelei Lee, Princess Donna item MV-BVI-1443-DVD, dvd format: `$34.95` `v-bvi-1443`

	Switch Hank Hoffman Vivid Switch is billed as Lacie Heart's "nasty debut," but in truth it never gets all that nasty. She also never appears in the schoolgirl outfit she wears on the cover of the DVD case, which is a profound shame. Lacie is very, very pretty however, and watching her fuck is a pleasure, so there are some good moments here — she appears in every other scene. Switch is a series of vignettes, each scene "switching" some standard situation, most amusingly when a wife (the luscious Monica Sweetheart) pressures her husband to have anal sex with her; he's reluctant because he's afraid it might hurt her. The resulting scene is quite wonderful, with a long anal interlude that begins tenderly and becomes progressively more heated. Another funny set-up has two women (Lacie Heart and August) flirting with — very nearly harassing — a man on the street, only to fuck him and then leave abruptly once they're finished. Savanna Samson has a good role as a tailor with an uptight and demanding client; she turns the tables and appears in a leather outfit with a riding crop and nipple piercings to give him a different kind of "customer service." It's a nice scene, in a BDSM-lite sort of way (dominatrixes in mainstream porn sure do suck a lot of cock!). The first scene, with Lacie as an art gallery owner who gets robbed, only to fuck the robber, has some gunplay, with Lacie licking and sucking a pistol. The scene is consensual, but the presence of a gun could be a serious turn-off for some and a turn-on for others, so it bears mentioning. Gun aside, it's a very nice scene. The weirdest scene has Lacie as a demon-girl with horns and inexplicably frizzy hair seducing a king; it's not a bad scene, but it's really odd. Cool carved gargoyles at the foot of the bed, though. The humor of the set-ups are somewhat diminished by the annoying directorial intrusions in the form of commentary appearing on the screen as lines of text — it's like watching a movie with an irritating heckler talking in the row in front of you. Still, there's more good than bad, and it's an amusing way to pass an hour and a half. (2006, 90 min) Cast: Lacie Heart, Savanna Samson, Monica Sweetheart, August, Ben English, Tommy Gunn, Trent Tesoro, Derrick Pierce, Jerry item MV-VIV-1459-DVD, dvd format: `$27.95` `v-viv-1459`

	Taboo: Pain Taboo: Pain won't satisfy serious bondage aficionados, but for those who like their fucking dressed up with a few kinky grace notes, it's a fun and satisfying flick. It begins promisingly, with blonde beauty Kayla Synz standing in a cage, her breasts in rope bondage, a ball gag in her mouth. But not long after her partner, Marco Banderas, enters the silly-looking dungeon, all the bondage stuff disappears, and the result is a rather straightforward fucking session with no real bondage or domination component. That's the pattern for most of the film. In the second scene, Rachel Roxx is kneeling on a platform, her arms outstretched and chained, with a rope running down her back to a silver anal hook, a bit of hardcore bondage gear that's becoming trendy in porn lately. Once again, after a little bit of taunting by her "dom," all the gear comes off and straight sex ensues. Lovely Latina Daisy Marie begins facedown, shackled with her wrists between her ankles, until her master—who's wearing a serial-killer-creepy leather apron—gives her physical liberty and fucks her silly. The fourth scene is barely BDSM at all, with a business-casual guy in a generic office setting sexually harassing Heidi Mayne. The last scene is the most hardcore, and actually has a somewhat genuine vibe, with Staci Thorn wearing a placard that reads "whore" and serving as a human ashtray (don't worry, no cigarette burns—she just wears a gag with an ashtray attached to it). She's the only one who actually gets fucked while in any semblance of bondage, one of her t