We've had customers say that it saved their sex life. We can't promise you the same (we don't even know that your sex life needs saving), but give it a try!

Note: While this lube contains a very small amount of dimethicone, a silicone polymer, there is not nearly enough to cause reactions with silicone toys.

Ingredients: Water, propylene glycol, dimethicone, cellulose polymer, Ppolysorbate 60, sorbitan stearate, cetearyl alcohol, glyceryl stearate NSE, BNPD, disodium EDTA, phenoxyethanol, methyl paraben, butyl paraben, ethyl paraben, propyl paraben, BHT.

item TS-BDY-1006-250, 250 ml: $16.95
item TS-BDY-1006-050, 50 ml: $6.95
item TS-BDY-1006-010, 10 ml sachet: $0.95
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We prefer the Classic for anal sex to many other latex-safe lubes. If you like a glycerine-and-water-based lube, Probe is an excellent choice, and it is, of course, latex-safe.

Ingredients: Purified water, vegetable glycerine, polyethelene oxide, grapefruit seed extract.

Available in the following:

• classic (-CLA)
• silky light (-SLK)

item TS-DVR-1022-074, 2.5 oz.: $4.95
item TS-DVR-1022-251, 8.5 oz.: $8.95
item TS-DVR-1022-503, 17 oz.: $18.95
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item TT-VXN-1024: $18.95
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Cast: Marilyn Chambers

item TV-MTB-1003-DVD, dvd format: $24.95
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Cast: Carol Cross, Jake West, Chelsea Blake, George Payne, Taija Rae, Joey Silvera

item TV-FEM-1005-DVD, dvd format: $26.95
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This is a vastly expanded, updated version of our classic video on Taoist Erotic Massage. The main section features two male masseurs demonstrating 25 different techniques of male genital massage on each other. The intention of Taoist Erotic Massage (and therefore this video) is expanding sexual horizons and definitions and focusing erotic energy without orgasmic release; however, the techniques taught in the video can help anyone who wants to expand his or her skills when giving manual stimulation (less genteelly known as "hand jobs") to his or her favorite penis. Even up to orgasm, if that's what you're looking for. It was developed for a gay male audience, but anyone who has a penis they love can get tons of information from this great video.

In addition to all the original wonderful material, there's now tons more. There's a new anal eroticism segment with Joe Miron. There is an hour of teaching from eight men and women who do erotic massage. There is 60 pages of text including the massage in Spanish, German and English. There is even a small cameo by Wardell Pomeroy, who was Kinsey's co-author for the famous male and female studies. (2004, 3 hours)

Cast: Joseph Kramer (host), Matthew Simmons, Steve Davis

item TV-ESP-1009-DVD, dvd format: $29.95
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Cast: Constance Money, Gloria Leonard, Terri Hall, Jamie Gillis

item TV-VCA-1034-DVD, dvd format: $14.95
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Cast: Olivia, Julian, Krista Maze, Ginger Hill, Rebecca Lord, Vyonne, Kia, Jessica James, Roxanne Hall, Tammy Parks, Jen Teal, Jeanna Fine, Taylor St. Clair, Felecia, Serenity, Peter North, Jonathan Morgan

item TV-ULT-2081-DVD, dvd format: $11.95
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item TB-MYS-1362: $24.95
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Our apologies, but we are unable to ship the Hitachi Magic Wand outside the United States.

If you are planning to use this toy outside of the United States, please see our Ordering Information page for important warranty information.

item TT-HTC-1051: $39.95
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item TT-SPA-1063: $15.95
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And, if you are in the mood to do something special for humankind..., consider purchasing the Ribbon Pink version of the Leo. This vibrant, metallic dildo is not only stunningly beautiful, it comes with an added incentive. Blowfish will donate 10% of the cost of your Leo to the American Cancer Society's battle against Breast Cancer. Fight for something you believe in, and get off at the same time!

And, if the dildo enough isn't exciting enough for you, the new Leo Vibe has a hollow hole in the base which you can fill with the included one-touch bullet vibrator. The Leo Vibe comes in a pretty ivory shimmer color only. You can even insert the vibe far enough to make it still harness-compatible, and the bullet comes with a handy pull-string so you can get it back out again for cleaning (even so, we recommend you use a little lube to ease the passage). A fun new way to fuck your Leo!

item TT-VXN-1074-VN, vanilla: $44.95
item TT-VXN-1074-RP, ribbon pink: $44.95
item TT-VXN-1074-VIB, vibe (ivory shimmer): $52.95
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item TC-NBM-1608: $10.95
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Note: This vibrator is not really designed to be inserted, and it's definitely not safe to insert it anally.

item TT-DOC-1088: $24.95
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Note: This vibrator does not have a flanged base, so it is definitely not safe for anal play.

item TT-CAL-1089-RD, red: $10.95
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item TT-GTR-1091: $10.95
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Now you can have the ease of a Mistress with the excitement of a vibrator. The new Mistress Vibe has a hollow hole in the base which you can fill with the included one-touch bullet vibrator. The Mistress Vibe comes in a pretty solid turquoise color only. You can even insert the vibe far enough to make it still harness-compatible, and the bullet comes with a handy pull-string so you can get it back out again for cleaning (even so, we recommend you use a little lube to ease the passage). A fun new way to fuck your Mistress!

item TT-VXN-1093-VIB, vibe (turquoise): $47.95
item TT-VXN-1093-BK, black: $41.95
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item TT-VXN-1096-BK, black: $59.95
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Ingredients: Water, propylene glycol, cellulose polymer, disodium EDTA, phenoxyethanol, methyl paraben, butyl paraben, ethyl paraben, propyl paraben.

item TS-BDY-1025-050, 50 ml: $6.95
item TS-BDY-1025-250, 250 ml: $16.95
item TS-BDY-1025-008, 8 ml sachet: $0.95
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item TT-VBX-1137: $33.95
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One of the sillier and more amusing styles of the Japanese battery-operated vibrators, the Koi has a vibrating fish attachment (how could we possibly resist?) for clitoral stimulation, in addition to the vibrating and rotating and squirming main shaft part with the tumbling beads and stuff. (In case you were wondering, the deal with these weird shapes is that Japanese law prohibits the manufacture and sale of anatomically correct sex toys, so they make them in the shape of fish and beavers and Marlo Thomas hairdos and such. Necessity is definitely the mother of invention.) 9" long, 1-1/2" in diameter. Takes 3 AA batteries (not included, but we do sell them).

Please note, the fish vibrator prong is meant for external vibration only. Please do not insert it, as you may damage the toy and such use is not covered under the warranty.

item TT-VBX-1138-GR, green: $56.95
item TT-VBX-1138-LV, lavender: $56.95
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Cast: Nikole Lace, Kylie Ireland, Rebecca Lord, Barbara Doll, Vanessa Chase, Felecia, Misty Rain, Bianca, Jen Teal, Sindee Coxx, Anna Malle, Jordan Lee, Steve Drake, T.T. Boy, Peter North, Nick East, Steven St. Croix, Toni Tedeschi, Vince Voyeur, Alex Sanders, Kyle Phillips, Mark Davis

item TV-ULT-2173-DVD, dvd format: $11.95
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Cast: Nina Hartley, Sharon Kane, Porsche Lynn, Missy, Melissa Hill, Guy DeSilva, Jonathan Morgan, Mike Horner

item TV-FEM-2239-DVD, dvd format: $19.95
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Cast: Nina Hartley, Melissa Hill, Missy, Shanna McCullough, Gina Rome, Peter Romera, Tom Byron, Alex Sanders, Mark Davis, with a cameo appearance by Candida Royalle

item TV-FEM-2240-DVD, dvd format: $19.95
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Note: The Titanic is too wide to fit most standard dildo harnesses, so if you're planning to use it with a harness, make sure it'll fit through the ring.

Another Note: The Titanic is available only in Purple.

item TT-VXN-1183-PR, purple: $60.95
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item TT-LMS-1197-112, 1-1/2" wide: $24.95
item TT-LMS-1197-134, 1-3/4" wide: $28.95
item TT-LMS-1197-200, 2" wide: $30.95
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item TT-LMS-1200-FLD, flared plug nozzle: $38.95
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Cast: Dr. Carol Queen, Robert Morgan, Miss Behavin' MD, Laura Goodvibe, Greg Heiman, Cupcake Jones, Troy

item TV-FTL-2244-DVD, dvd format: $39.95
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item TT-SPA-1209: $24.95
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Ingredients: Dimethicone, Dimethiconol, Cyclomethicone.

item TS-ERO-1035-030, 30 ml. (1.02 oz.): $14.95
item TS-ERO-1035-100, 100 ml. (3.4 oz): $24.95
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Cast: Missy, Mickey G., Miss Sharon Mitchell, Tony Tedeschi, Herschel Savage, Chloe, Tom Byron

item TV-FEM-2263-DVD, dvd format: $19.95
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Now available on DVD! This is a new version, with new footage and bonus vulva touch segments... it's now twice the length of the original version. The DVD version includes additional teaching by Isa Magdalena and multiple soundtracks for one of the bonus clips... technology marches forward, even in this area! (2003, 110 min.)

Cast: Annie Sprinkle, Joseph Kramer, Betsy, Emilie, David, Rachel, Letta

item TV-ESP-1404-DVD, dvd format: $29.95
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Cast: Dr. Carol Queen, Chloe

item TV-SIR-2274-DVD, dvd format: $30.95
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Please note: All condoms are subject to occasional breakage even if you've never had one break before. We advise everyone to follow the manufacturer's directions and pay close attention to the condition of all condoms throughout their use during penetration.

Some of these packages come with a seal marked "tamper evident seal." These "seals," if present, are extremely flimsy, and can come undone in the normal shipping process. All of these packages arrived directly from the distributor, and have not been opened, regardless of the state of the so-called "seal." Please contact us if you have any questions.

item TS-GLP-1044-03, 3-pack: $6.95
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Gift certificates are sent out by First Class mail for no additional charge if they're the only item in the order; if you want expedited shipping for just a gift certificate, you have to place your order by phone. We do not charge tax on gift certificates; however, if the person using the certificate has their order shipped to California, they'll have to apply tax to the cost of their order.

item TX-BLO-1021-10, \$10 gift certificate: $10.00
item TX-BLO-1021-15, \$15 gift certificate: $15.00
item TX-BLO-1021-20, \$20 gift certificate: $20.00
item TX-BLO-1021-25, \$25 gift certificate: $25.00
item TX-BLO-1021-30, \$30 gift certificate: $30.00
item TX-BLO-1021-35, \$35 gift certificate: $35.00
item TX-BLO-1021-40, \$40 gift certificate: $40.00
item TX-BLO-1021-45, \$45 gift certificate: $45.00
item TX-BLO-1021-50, \$50 gift certificate: $50.00
item TX-BLO-1021-60, \$60 gift certificate: $60.00
item TX-BLO-1021-70, \$70 gift certificate: $70.00
item TX-BLO-1021-80, \$80 gift certificate: $80.00
item TX-BLO-1021-90, \$90 gift certificate: $90.00
item TX-BLO-1021-100, \$100 gift certificate: $100.00
item TX-BLO-1021-125, \$125 gift certificate: $125.00
item TX-BLO-1021-150, \$150 gift certificate: $150.00
item TX-BLO-1021-175, \$175 gift certificate: $175.00
item TX-BLO-1021-200, \$200 gift certificate: $200.00
item TX-BLO-1021-225, \$225 gift certificate: $225.00
item TX-BLO-1021-250, \$250 gift certificate: $250.00
item TX-BLO-1021-275, \$275 gift certificate: $275.00
item TX-BLO-1021-300, \$300 gift certificate: $300.00
item TX-BLO-1021-350, \$350 gift certificate: $350.00
item TX-BLO-1021-400, \$400 gift certificate: $400.00
item TX-BLO-1021-500, \$500 gift certificate: $500.00
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Winner of the 2001 AVN Award for Best All-Girl Feature! You go, girls! (2000, 89 min.)

Cast: Shar Rednour, Jackie Strano, CC Belle, Tine D'Elia, Johnny Fremont, Josephine X, Simone, Chester Drawers, Lady Lite, Jamie Ben-Azay, Edrie Schade, Veronica Savage, Arty Fischel, Stephanie Rosenbaum

item TV-SIR-2286-DVD, dvd format: $38.95
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The Tristan Silicone Butt-Plug is a great medium-sized butt-plug, not tiny but not huge either, with a rounded head that tapers to a gentle point, and a nicely long neck (1-1/2" long) to help keep it from popping out. It also has an unusually designed base, with convex curves at the sides for greater comfort between the butt-cheeks, especially for extended wear. 3" insertable length, 1-1/2" in diameter at the bulb, 1" in diameter at the shaft, with a 3-1/8" long base.

And, if you are in the mood to do something special for humankind..., consider purchasing the Ribbon Blue version of the Tristan. This vibrant, metallic butt-plug is not only stunningly beautiful, it comes with an added incentive. Blowfish will donate 10% of the cost of your Tristan to the American Cancer Society's battle against Prostate Cancer. Fight for something you believe in, and get off at the same time!

item TT-VXN-1279-PR, purple: $47.95
item TT-VXN-1279-RB, ribbon blue: $47.95
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item TC-NBM-1701: $12.95
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Ingredients: Purified water, glycerin, propylene glycol, polyquarternium, methylparaben, propylparaben.

item TS-AST-1046-074, 2.5 fl. oz.: $9.95
item TS-AST-1046-148, 5 fl. oz.: $13.95
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Cast: Sydnee Steele, Jewel De Nyle, Ginger Paige, Evan Stone, Erik Everhard, April, McKayla, Phylisha Ryder, Voodoo Child, Mickey G., Mike Horner,George Kaplan

item TV-NWS-2295-DVD, dvd format: $32.95
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item TT-SPA-1293: $15.95
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It's shown here with its soul-mate, the Hitachi Magic Wand (not included).

Note: The Gee Whiz is available only in Blue Marble.

item TT-VXN-1315: $42.95
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item TC-NBM-1726: $12.95
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item TT-TNT-1333: $24.95
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item TT-TNT-1342: $24.95
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Cast: Marilyn Chambers, Chloe, Keisha, Jamie Gillis, Kylie Ireland, Brooke Hunter, Kim Chambers, Tyce Bune, Dale Dabone, Nick Manning, Valentino, Randy Spears, Joel Lawrence, Kyle Stone, Jay Ashley, Bruno Sx, Eric Masterson, Marty Romano, Don Hollywood, Michael Thic

item TV-VCA-2307-DVD, dvd format: $15.95
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Note: This vibrator is not really designed to be inserted, and it's definitely not safe to insert it anally.

item TT-VBX-1350: $15.95
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item TT-DIV-1351-WH, glow-in-the-dark white: $35.95
item TT-DIV-1351-MBK, marbled black: $35.95
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item TT-DIV-1353-WH, glow-in-the-dark white: $65.95
item TT-DIV-1353-MBK, marbled black: $65.95
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Please note that the balls-shaped base of this dildo is very thick. This is a good thing, as it makes it possible for the dildo to stand upright, but it will make it awkward to use with a harness.

item TT-DIV-1354: $58.95
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Please note that the balls-shaped base of this dildo is very thick. This is a good thing, as it makes it possible for the dildo to stand upright, but it will make it awkward to use with a harness.

item TT-DIV-1355: $58.95
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Please note that the balls-shaped base of this dildo is very thick. This is a good thing, as it makes it possible for the dildo to stand upright, but it will make it awkward to use with a harness.

item TT-DIV-1356: $58.95
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item TT-SSI-1362: $20.95
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Cast: Shar Rednour, Jackie Strano, Simone de la Getto, Josephine, Chester Drawers, Brooklyn Bloomberg, Hella Getto, Charlie Skye, Rocko Capital, Stark, Aimee Pearl

item TV-SIR-2311-DVD, dvd format: $36.95
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item TB-GRN-1860: $27.95
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The Large is 6-3/4 x 2" and a 3" wide base.

The Medium is 5"x 1-13/16" and has a 3" wide base.

(Large pictured.)

Note: The Realistic is available in Black and in Vanilla.

item TT-VXN-1666-M, medium : $43.95
item TT-VXN-1666-L, large : $55.95
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Cast: Nikita, Vicca, Juli Ashton, Lisa Belle, Lea Martini, Mia Smiles, Julian, Ramon, Michael J. Cox, Kyle Stone, John Decker, Tyce Buné, Jack, Garfield

item TV-VCA-2382-DVD, dvd format: $11.95
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The Jelly Dick Suction-Cup Dildo comes in three sizes, all of which have slightly different designs. The smallest is quite veiny with extra-big balls; it's 6-1/2" (well, the manufacturer calls it 6-1/2", but our ruler says it's actually about 6-3/4" total length and about 5-1/2" insertable length, with a 1-5/8" diameter at the widest point). There's the middle-sized 7", which is a bit narrower and smoother (it's 6-1/4" insertable length, with a 1-1/2" diameter at the widest point). And the largest is medium-veiny with somewhat flatter balls, at a "Sweet Mother of God" length of 8-1/2" (7-1/2" insertable length, with a 1-3/4" diameter at the widest point).

Note: Please read our guide to caring for jelly and other soft materials for advice on cleaning and storage.

Another note: The balls-shaped base of the Jelly Dick Suction-Cup Dildo is quite thick, especially on the 6-1/2" and the 7" sizes. This is a good thing, as it helps keep the dildo standing upright, but it will make it awkward to use with a harness (as will the suction cup itself).

We sell the 6-1/2" Jelly Dick Suction Cup Dildo in Purple (quite dark), the 7" in Violet (their Violet is a fairly pinky shade, almost a purpley-pink); and the 8-1/2" in Red. (Pictured from top to bottom, attached to our photographer's shower wall: 8-1/2" Red, 7" Violet, and 6-1/2" Purple.)

item TT-AML-1675-165, 6-1/2": $11.95
item TT-AML-1675-191, 7": $16.95
item TT-AML-1675-216, 8-1/2": $18.95
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item TB-CLS-1919: $16.95
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And now includes a delicious additional short, Lust.

Winner of the 2004 High Heel Award for Best Fetish Film and Best Actress at the Internacional de Cine Erotico de Baarcelona. (2005, 87 min.)

Cast: Mistress Dakota, Katie Jordan

item TV-BLE-1382-DVD, dvd format: $19.95
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Please note that these cards are subject to the same returns policy as books; they must be received in resellable condition. See our Returns Policy for more details.

item TA-LLW-1033: $24.95
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item TT-DIV-1295: $59.95
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Note: We used to call this a waterproof vibrator because the manufacturers called it a waterproof vibe and during our testing in the shower and the tub it did not leak, but we recently discovered that the manufacturers are now calling it "splash-proof", so we no longer recommend it for underwater use. It is safe to run water over it or immerse it briefly to wash it, but do not submerge or soak the toy or water will leak into the battery case and ruin the motor.

item TT-FUF-1370-BK, black: $59.95
item TT-FUF-1370-RD, red: $59.95
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NOTE: Orders being shipped to Alaska or Hawaii must be charged an extra shipping fee of $20. This extra fee will be figured into your order when it's processed at our offices (it will not appear in your shopping cart).

Available in Blue (note that due to variations of dyes, monitors, and color technology, these swatches are approximate, not absolute):

• blue (-BL)

item TT-OUI-1477-762, 30" wide: $116.95
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Note: Although the slim design of this vibrator might seem perfect for anal use, we do not recommend that since there's no flanged base to keep it from slipping completely inside.

item TT-CAL-1494-BL, blue: $14.95
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Cast: Taylor Hayes, Joey Ray, Taylor St. Claire, Dale DaBone, Julie Meadows, VooDoo, Mariesa (box credit as Meriesa Arroyo), Tony Tedeschi, Adajja, Rikki Lixxx, Jason McCain, Mark Wood, Eric Everhard, and Paul Thomas (non-sex role)

item TV-VIV-1131-DVD, dvd format: $7.95
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This absolutely adorable, black and white comic features a fresh, healthy enjoyment of sex that is all too rare in the genre. The sex is rompy and fun, with some light BDSM and a playful attitude we just love. We can't recommend this one highly enough. (2002, 128 pp.)

item TC-ERS-1013: $14.95
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item TB-GRN-1051: $13.95
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Cast: Ginger Lynn, Evan Stone, Rebecca Lord, Kelsey, Adajja, Alexandra Silk, Herschel Savage, Tyler Wood, Lexington Steele, and Randy Spears

item TV-VCA-1135-DVD, dvd format: $14.95
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But this little waterproof duck is not as innocent as it looks. In fact, it's quite a naughty ducky. When you pet it (squeeze its back), it starts to vibrate in some very interesting ways. You could use the bill for very focused stimulation, and there's lots of areas for more diffused sensations — like the back of the head, neck or tail (the tail is especially fun, if a teensy bit disturbing, because you get to grab the head and use it as a handle). It's also fun to use the head and tail together (head forward or tail forward). A very versatile duckie, indeed.

And, now, the Duckie is available in interesting duckie-variations! In addition to the traditional (well, vibrating, but otherwise traditional) Yellow we now have the kinky Bondage Duckie (complete with Duckie-sized handcuffs and a non-removable ball-gag), the oh-so-wicked Devil Duckie (complete with heart-shaped foaming bath salts), the goth Duckie in Black and three new chic Paris Duckies (in Noir, Violette and Rose), which come adorned with a feather boa and sparkling "beakring" stud. Truly, there is now a Duckie for every occassion.

I Rub My Ducky is made from soft plastic. It uses 2 AA batteries (included, although we won't guarantee they're any good, since we don't know how long they've been in storage; we do sell batteries), and requires a screwdriver (either kind) to change the batteries. It is waterproof (due to a rubber gasket; make sure you close it tightly!) and it floats. As a matter of fact, it can "swim" around the tub if you let it go while it's vibrating. Note that, while the vibrator is pretty quiet when used on land and cannot be heard when used with the water running in the shower, in a standard tub full of water it makes a much louder low rumble (as would any waterproof vibrator, it's physics!). 5" long (chest to tail), 2-3/4" wide at the top of the back, and 4-3/4" tall at the head; precise measurements are a bit difficult, since it's shaped like a duck, not a rectangle, but you get the picture.

(5% of the price of each and every I Rub My Duckie we sell will be donated to the International Bird Rescue Research Center in Fairfield, California.)

item TT-BTT-1503-YL, yellow: $24.95
item TT-BTT-1503-BON, bondage: $24.95
item TT-BTT-1503-DEV, devil: $24.95
item TT-BTT-1503-BK, black: $24.95
item TT-BTT-1503-PBK, paris noir: $25.95
item TT-BTT-1503-PPR, paris violette: $25.95
item TT-BTT-1503-PPK, paris rose: $25.95
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item TT-VBX-1507: $7.95
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These medical grade non-sterile gloves are powder-free. We carry these gloves in three different sizes (S,M,L) in attractive boxes of 100. Please remember that latex should not be used with oil-based lubricants or other oil-based products.

item TS-GLG-1028-S, small: $15.95
item TS-GLG-1028-M, medium: $15.95
item TS-GLG-1028-L, large: $15.95
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item TB-SMS-1059: $12.00
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The Hyper Bullet is about 2-1/4" long and 1" in diameter, is  made of hard turquoise plastic, and takes three AAA batteries (not included, but we do sell them). It has a separate wire-connected control with an LED display (you can actually watch the patterns of vibrations like a light show as they happen).

It has five different vibration modes: 1) a constant vibration, 2) an even pulse, 3) a super-great rev-up then fall pattern, 4) a patterned pulse, and 5) a crazy, chaotic all over the place like lightning mode. The patterns, combined with 10 levels of progressive speed, help this little bullet pack a pretty powerful punch.

Bullets can be a little slippery to deal with and a bit tricky to position correctly for clitoral play, but this reviewer was certainly willing and able to work around this limitation.

Fun for both vaginal and anal play, we recommend putting a condom on your bullets no matter where it most entertains you to put them — not only for ease of cleaning and to keep fluids out of the bullet, but also to make removing them a simpler task, since you should not pull on the wires themselves. Also remember we really don't think you should slip this toy inside to wear around for all day vibrations. For one thing, all vibrators gradually heat up while they're running, and you don't want to harm yourself with a vibrator that gets too hot, especially since you probably won't notice what is likely to be a gradual temperature increase.

Also fits the Tristan 2 (with hollow neck) butt-plug! If you do use it in another toy, you may want to put some lube on the bullet first, to make squeezing it out easier when you're done.

item TT-CAL-1520: $35.95
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NOTE: Because this toy does not have a flared base, we strongly suggest that you NOT use it up the butt.

Runs on two AAA batteries (not included, but we do sell them). Seafoam Teal.

item TT-CAL-1521: $12.95
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item TS-GLG-1047-XL, extra large: $29.95
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Featuring footage from the videos Celebrating Orgasm, Tantric Journey to Female Orgasm, Ancient Secrets of Sexual Ecstasy, An Intimate Guide to Female Genital Massage, Tantric Massage Video, Ageless Desire, Sluts and Goddesses, and Pelvic-Heart Integration Part 2. If you're in the market for something to teach you how to give a decent handjob, this is certainly a good place to start. (2002, 83 min.)

Cast: Betty Dodson, Kenneth Ray Stubbs, Annie Sprinkle, Joseph Kramer, Deborah Anapool, Suzie Heumann, Jack Painter, Deborah Sundahl, Julliet Anderson, Victor Gold, Jwala

item TV-ESP-1224-DVD, dvd format: $29.95
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It's cool black with hot red lettering... really, what could be a better present for the smut-lover in your life?

And, even better, Blowfish will donate all profits from the sales of this bumper sticker to free-speech and anti-censorship organizations, so you're doing good, too!

item TA-BLO-1011-WS, i watch smut, and i vote!: $2.95
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This Blowfishie's personal favorite was the titular last scene where a hunky female-to-male (FTM) boy and his lovely girlfriend are doing laundry down in the basement. As he sweetly eases her out of her clothes he tosses them into the washer. The chemistry between these two is real and the sex is hotly tender. It is especially striking to see FTM genitals up close and aroused. We hope this beautiful sight becomes less rare. (2002, 100 min.)

Cast: Mistress Cobra, Santiago, JJ Bitch, Slowboy, Bug, Billy, Angel, Dragon, Bruzer, Fern

item TV-FTL-1230-DVD, dvd format: $41.95
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Purple velvet is used for the harness base, which is both soft and slightly padded for your comfort. The nylon webbing straps are adjustable, accommodating up to 50" hips. It comes with a 1-1/2" O-ring that can be replaced if you wish to use the harness with larger dildos. And the clever designers of this harness included a small pocket at the top of the base into which you can slip a One-Touch Mini Bullet (included, with batteries; do note we won't guarantee the batteries will be any good, since we don't know how long they've been in storage). See the One-Touch Mini Bullet description under Bullet Vibrators for more details on this toy. (In case you're wondering, yes, this is the same harness that's sold separately as the Vibrating Velvet Harness although the Vibrating Velvet Harness comes with two extra O-rings that are not included in this kit.)

The Bend Over Beginner Harness Kit comes with two basic silicone dildos; the Small Silk (4-1/4" insertable length and 13/16" wide; pictured in harness above and on the right in the lower photo) and the Medium Silk (5-1/4" insertable length and 1-3/16" wide; pictured left in the lower photo), both in a shimmering light blue/purple (called Purple Haze) that complements the purple velvet of the harness beautifully. They are both smooth for easy sliding and slightly curved, allowing for gentle prostate or G-spot stimulation.

item TT-TNT-1572: $67.95
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Yes, the pun is ours.

item TT-CAL-1573: $7.95
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The Black and Purple Vibrating Velvet Harness are pictured to the left, dildo not included.

item TT-SSI-1583-BK, black: $33.95
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The DVD has the entire film, plus raw footage of the sex scene from both cameras that were used so you can "edit" the scene yourself using the Angle button on your DVD player. Nifty!

This is a hotly sweet gem, highly recommended!

Best of the Fest, 2002 Sexual Health and Pleasure Film Festival, Los Angeles

Best Overall, 2002 SinCine Film Festival, New York

Best Documentary, 2002 SinCine Film Festival, New York (2002, 27 min.)

Cast: Marie Silva and Jack Bravo

item TV-DRY-1250-DVD, dvd format: $24.95
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Cast: Dan Anderson, Kira Reed Anderson, Alex Alexander, Lisa Rolland

item TV-SIN-1256-DVD, dvd format: $19.95
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item TB-CLS-1078: $14.95
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item TC-NBM-1019: $11.95
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This hot flick takes you from an all-girl sex party where the play is wet and rompy, to an especially delicious solo scene with an acrylic night stick, to a beautiful girl having her freaky way with her boytoy. We Blowfishies were blown away by the bubbly energy of this film, and especially the deliciously real orgasms the actors were having.

Watch trailer: QuickTime or Windows Media Player. (2003, 60 min.)

Cast: Seven, Lorelei, Starri Noir, Leila Snow, Charles Paul, Cate Cannon (non-sex role)

item TV-BVI-1271-DVD, dvd format: $14.95
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The possibilities for play include nipples, butt, pussy, between your toes, it even fits in an ear! Runs on 2 AA batteries (not included, but we do sell them). Red.

Note: You definitely want to put a condom on this little bullet if you're planning to use it internally — not only for ease of cleaning and to keep fluids out of the bullet, but also to make removing it a simpler task, since you should not pull on the wire. Also remember we really don't think you should slip this toy inside to wear around for all day vibrations. For one thing, all vibrators gradually heat up while they're running, and you don't want to harm yourself with a vibrator that gets too hot, especially since you probably won't notice what is likely to be a gradual temperature increase.

item TT-VBX-1607: $13.95
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Ingredients: Purified water, glycerin, propylene glycol, hydroxyethlcellulose, strawberry flavor, aspartame, methylparaben, sodium benzoate.

item TS-AST-1064-148, 5 oz.: $11.95
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item TC-ERS-1024: $19.95
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These things are as cute as they are fun. You don't even need batteries! You just pop them in your cunt and go about your day, giving even the most boring household tasks a bit of a kick. Piles of laundry to do? Ha! Tub need a good scrubbin'? Double ha! The more you move, the more they do. We suggest taking up country line dancing.

2.5 ounces.

Note: This is not a butt-toy. While it may seem like a good idea to stick them up your butt, the fact that they don't have any flange to speak of makes us think that this would be a very unwise choice.

item TT-FUF-1623: $25.95
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item TT-PIP-1627: $11.95
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These come in a Dozen of all the same flavor. Please be sure to specify which flavor you want.

Please note: All condoms are subject to occasional breakage even if you've never had one break before. We advise everyone to follow the manufacturer's directions and pay close attention to the condition of all condoms throughout their use during penetration.

Available in the following:

• mint (green) (-MT)
• strawberry (red) (-SW)
• vanilla (blue) (-VN)

item TS-PMS-1068-12S, dozen (all same flavor): $5.95
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Please note: All condoms are subject to occasional breakage even if you've never had one break before. We advise everyone to follow the manufacturer's directions and pay close attention to the condition of all condoms throughout their use during penetration.

item TS-DRX-1065-50, set of 50: $17.95
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• It's a rare and wonderful treat to see a porn film that applies a real artistry to its subject, and this elegantly perverse lesbian SM video is most definitely one of those rare treats. An exquisitely-made black-and-white movie, The Black Glove has the feel of a 1920's German art film, with a rich, shadowy, carefully crafted look and a slow, seductive pace. But don't be misled by all this high-falutin' artsy talk; there's lots of gorgeous kink to get you off, with bondage, gags, cunt and nipple torture, boot worship, and a hot wax scene that left us with our mouths hanging open in awe. (We won't tell you where the wax goes — you have to find out for yourself.)
• Elegant is definitely the word for the spankings in this graceful, genteel, exquisitely crafted gem of a movie. The scene is a simple and classic one — the punishment of a submissive housemaid by her mistress — but this arty, classy, black-and-white movie is anything but ordinary. Its perversities, which range from spankings and strappings to foot fetishism and piss play, are beautifully choreographed and skillfully framed, giving it a look that is lovely and haunting and intensely arousing.

Both have music and sound design by John Zorn.

Cast: Maria Beatty, Mistress Morgana, Sabrina, Rosemary Delain

item TV-BLE-1332-DVD, dvd format: $19.95
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This is an excellent double dildo for those of you just starting out in strap-on sex, as well as for those with a bit more experience. Unlike other double toys, the bulb has a bit of grip internally so it doesn't slide out very easily and lacks the bulky center joint other double dildos rely upon for stability. The bulb-end that goes inside the wearer is held in place by the PC muscles, making the thrust motion lovely on the G-spot. The cock-end protrudes forwards like a real penis, aimed and ready to be sucked on or fucked. This dildo can also be used as a hand-held toy by gripping the bulb and manually thrusting. In addition to this, the Feeldoe is cleverly ribbed just about where the wearer's clit would sit, allowing her to grind away towards orgasm as she is doing her lover.

As an added bonus, the manufacturer of the Feeldoe has put a slot in the "elbow" of all four styles where a One-Touch Mini Vibe (included) can be inserted to add a mild zing to your activities!

We should note that the latest Feeldoe, the Feeldoe More has, in addition to more length and a more pronounced head, a more flexible shaft as well as higher clit ridges, making it that much more fun to wear.

Usually available in four sizes:

Slim (blue): Bulb-End is 3-1/4" long x 1-1/2" thick. Cock-End is 5-1/2" x 1-1/4".

Classic (purple) : Bulb-End is 3-1/4" long x 1-1/2" thick. Cock-End is 5-1/2" x 1-1/2".

Stout (black): Bulb-End is 3-1/4" long x 1-1/2" thick. Cock-End is 6" x 1-3/4".

More (red): Bulb-End is 3-1/4" long x 1-1/2" thick. Cock-End is 6-3/4" x1 -5/8".

item TT-TNT-1633-CLA, feeldoe classic (purple): $110.95
item TT-TNT-1633-STO, feeldoe stout (black): $119.95
item TT-TNT-1633-SLM, feeldoe slim (blue): $103.95
item TT-TNT-1633-MOR, feeldoe more (red): $120.95
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The Wahl is one of the strongest vibrators we carry; a durable, high-quality coil vibrator with two speeds — a low, rich thrumming, and a high-frequency setting that's very intense indeed. It has a very comfortable feel in the hand, with a narrow handle that fits right in your palm. It comes with six attachments, for scalp massage and such, but if you're going to be using it the way we think you are, the "spot" attachment is probably the one you want (shown attached). Note: The attachments are not really designed to be inserted, and they're definitely not safe to insert anally.

If you are planning to use this toy outside of the United States, please see our Ordering Information page for important warranty information.

item TT-WHL-1634: $26.95
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item TT-SSI-1663: $30.95
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Chloe is one of our favorite actresses here at Blowfish, and this movie shows why. She's cute, funny, and when she has sex, you know she's having a great time. The sex is sweet, fun, and hot. The movie is very funny in places, and don't we all wish we lived in a world in which sexual demonstrations at book signings were considered normal?

While all the performers are attractive, none of them have a look that screams "porn star!", and that's a good thing. The women are a wide range of ages and physical types, and not one of them has an unnatural-looking body... and that's a very good thing. There's a lot of emphasis on female pleasure, and that's... well, that's a very, very good thing. (2003, 135 min.)

Cast: Chloe, Alex Foxe, Ashlyn Gere, Brooke Adams, Dru Berrymoor, Justine Romee, Kelly Steele, Rebecca Bardoux, Rebecca Starr, Ruby, Sharon Kane, Venus, Wendy Divine, Anthony Hardwood, Billy Glyde, Chris Cannon, Dino Bravo, Hamilton Steele, Mark Anthony, Marty Romano, Matt Ward, Rafe, Randy Spears, Steve Hatcher, Steven Wilcox, Tyce Bune, William Monaro

item TV-VCA-1349-DVD, dvd format: $15.95
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The shaft is 1-1/2" wide at the rotating balls section and about 5-1/2" of the shaft is insertable. Covered in a pink rubbery material that has a mild sweet scent. Takes 4 AA batteries (not included, but we do sell them). The shaft and hummingbird each have separate 8-level speed controls with LED displays that are operated with +/- buttons and the Auto Reverse button operates on both parts simultaneously. The Decadent Indulgence provides lots of ways to amuse yourself and/or your partner, and even if you're not in a sexy mood you can always hypnotize yourself by watching the humming bird's beak spin wildly.

Please note, the hummingbird vibrator prong is meant for external vibration only. Please do not insert it, as you may damage the toy and such use is not covered under the warranty.

item TT-CAL-1686: $84.95
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Instructions on use are included with the product, but for those of you looking at the picture and pondering just how this works, here are the basics: The wider paddle part toward the bottom right of the photo is the "perineum abutment" which is meant to press firmly against the perineum (the area between your anus and your balls) when the main body of the toy is inserted. When slipped inside, the curve of the main body should point toward your belly and the curly handle (lower left in the photo) should be pointing up between your butt cheeks, curling away from your back.

Please note that this is not an "instant orgasm machine." Some men find it works for them quite quickly, but others need to take their time to learn how to relax and use it just right. And really, if giving yourself wonderful orgasms isn't worth investing a little time in, what is?

item TT-ANE-1698: $49.95
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item TT-DOC-1699: $24.95
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item TT-SSI-1709: $29.95
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Ingredients: Purified water, *sunflower oil, octyl palmitate, glycerin, shea butter, *aloe barbadensis leaf juice, glyceryl stearate, tromethamine stearate, cetyl alcohol, panthenol, allantoin, essential oils of lavender and lavandin, *lavender extract, *arnica extract, *white tea extract, *chamomile extract,mixed tocopherols, , *jojoba oil, *borage oil, tamanu oil, sodium carbomer, grapefruit seed extract, phenoxyethanol (natural rose essence preservative) and ethyl hexyl glycerin (vegetable based preservative) - *certified organic

item TS-VTA-1078: $14.95
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item TT-SPA-1730: $16.95
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Note: The measurements given with the prices are the inside diameter of the ring.

item TT-LMS-1735-038, 1-1/2": $21.95
item TT-LMS-1735-044, 1-3/4": $21.95
item TT-LMS-1735-047, 1-7/8": $24.95
item TT-LMS-1735-050, 2": $24.95
item TT-LMS-1735-057, 2-1/4": $25.95
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The production values are great (it was shot on HD, and well-rewards a huge monitor), the acting is good, and the script isn't just a way to get from one sex scene to another. The sex has the usual set of porn conventions (some anal, some facials), but it's also often lovemaking rather than just fucking. And with three disks, this could be the excuse you've needed to get a multidisk DVD changer.

It won a bunch of 2004 AVN Awards, including Best Video Feature (in a tie with Beautiful), Best High-Definition Production, Best Supporting Actress/Video (Brooke Ballentyne), Best Videography (and, boy, did it deserve that one), and Best DVD Packaging (ditto). It also was nominated for, and apparently nearly won, the 2003 XRCO award for Best Video. And as if that wasn't enough, the J. T./Steven St. Croix scene was nominated for an XRCO Award for Best Sex Scene, Couple. (2003, 160 min.)

Cast: Carmen Luvana, Brooke Balentyne, Taylor Rain, Olivia del Rio, J. T., Velvet Rose, Kaylani Lei, Evan Stone, Julian, Randy Spears, Cheyne Collins, Matt Bixel, Joey Ray, Dale Dabone, Steven St. Croix, Jesse V

item TV-SIN-1379-DVD, dvd format: $21.95
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Please note that these cards are subject to the same returns policy as books; they must be received in resellable condition. See our Returns Policy for more details.

item TA-ERF-1001: $9.95
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item TB-TCG-1013: $11.95
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Note: The one drawback we see to this design is that you have to be careful about screwing the battery case closed. For the little black gasket that makes it waterproof to work you have to screw it down tightly, but screwing too tight will distort the gasket. Make sure the gasket is flush with the edges of the vibe and that there's no gap between the gasket and the cap before using it in wet conditions or washing it.

Also Note: This really isn't meant to be used as an insertable vibrator. We know you might think this is a great toy to slip inside and wear around vibrations but we really don't think you should do that. For one thing, all vibrators gradually heat up while they're running, and you don't want to harm yourself with a vibrator that gets too hot, especially since you probably won't notice what is likely to be a gradual temperature increase. If you feel compelled to insert it, be smart and put it into a condom first, that way clean up is easier and it's much easier to remove, and only run it for short periods (which will mean pulling it out to turn it off). Absolutely do not insert this up your butt without a condom and make sure that condom doesn't slip inside too!

A few notes about batteries: We won't guarantee the included batteries are any good, since we don't know how long they've been in storage. Also note that these watch batteries seem to overheat easily if you run the battery for too long; do not use for more than 20 minutes at a stretch or the batteries will wear out much faster than they should. We sell replacement batteries for this toy; see Button Cell Batteries.

item TT-DVE-1107: $5.95
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Insert the approximately 1" in diameter, just shy of 3-3/4" long bullet into the bullet cover section of the jelly sleeve with the black rubber button sticking out the top hole. Then slip the very stretchy ring part over your cock or your cock and balls (or a dildo or another vibrator, press the button, and presto—vibrations! Press the button again to turn it off. The vibe runs on three 1.55V Super Cell batteries, which are included.

Our testing couple were doubtful that a bullet this size would be comfortable, but found that it worked just fine with her on top. And when she tired of the vibrations, he spun it around so the vibe was tickling behind his balls, which he also enjoyed. Of course, you can also use this vibe without the jelly cock-ring sleeve.

Note: The one drawback we see to this design is that you have to be careful about screwing the battery case closed. For the little black gasket that makes it waterproof to work you have to screw it down tightly, but screwing too tight will distort the gasket. Make sure the gasket is flush with the edges of the vibe and that there's no gap between the gasket and the cap before using it in wet conditions or washing it.

A few notes about batteries: We won't guarantee the included batteries are any good, since we don't know how long they've been in storage. Also note that these watch batteries seem to overheat easily if you run the battery for too long; do not use for more than 20 minutes at a stretch or the batteries will wear out much faster than they should. We sell replacement batteries for this toy; see One-Touch Bullet batteries.

item TT-DVE-1115: $12.95
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item TT-CAL-1072: $13.95
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item TT-FEM-1198: $35.95
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You may note that the packaging says they're "not suggested for penetration of body openings"; apparently that's there for the manufacturer to avoid FDA hassles. If you want to use this for vaginal or anal insertion please make sure you put it into a condom before inserting it. That will serve three purposes: clean-up is a snap, you won't get any fluid into the bullet through the wire hole, and you can pull it out by the condom rather than the wire so you don't damage the wire and possibly lose the toy inside yourself.

Also Note: We know you might think this is a great toy to slip inside and wear around for all day vibrations but we really don't think you should do that. For one thing, all vibrators gradually heat up while they're running, and you don't want to harm yourself with a vibrator that gets too hot, especially since you probably won't notice what is likely to be a gradual temperature increase. If you feel compelled to insert it, be smart and put it into a condom first, and only run it for short periods. Absolutely do not insert this up your butt without a condom and make sure that condom doesn't slip inside too!

item TT-DVE-1117: $8.95
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Our tester found that the vibrations, while they did travel the length of the toy, were mostly focused at the anus and with the Silver Bullet Vibrator were at a level that was mostly a tease, at least for him. He also remarked that he liked the squishiness of the neck of the toy when he used it without a vibe inserted into it, so if you like a larger plug with a more flexible neck, this might work out well for you too. Black only!

We do sell other vibrators that fit into the notch if you are interested in using something other than the silver bullet with control box provided: the Dynamic Duo and the Hyper Bullet in the Bullet Vibrators section of our catalog.

Note: For most of these vibrators it's a good idea to put a bit of lube onto the bullet before inserting it to make squeezing it out after use easier. Also, the One-Touch Bullet is a tiny bit larger than standard for the slot, so don't leave it in there between uses because it could stretch out the hole making it loose for standard bullets. And finally, the Hyper Bullet is a bit small for a tight fit in this toy, especially if you put lube on them first; we recommend skipping the lube before inserting these two styles to help them stay in place a bit better. The vibrations will be transferred through just fine even if the bullet spins, but you may find that the wires get twisted and that's generally not very good for the wires.

item TT-VXN-1236: $47.95
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Our tester really liked this toy and said it stays in place well and feels wonderfully filling. His only complaint was that for him it straddled the border between plug and dildo, and left him wanting to go deeper. So in addition to being a very nice large plug, this can also be a great transition toy if you're used to plugs and are working your way up to deeper dildo-type penetration. Black only!

item TT-VXN-1235: $47.95
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Make sure you pick out the right size; we do not take returns on batteries.

(Photo is for size confirmation purposes; we stock batteries from a variety of name brands to bring you the best value.)

item TT-EBC-1394-01, single aa battery: $0.95
item TT-EBC-1394-02, package of 2 aa batteries: $1.75
item TT-EBC-1394-03, package of 3 aa batteries: $2.50
item TT-EBC-1394-04, package of 4 aa batteries: $3.50
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Make sure you pick out the right size; we do not take returns on batteries.

(Photo is for size confirmation purposes; we stock batteries from a variety of name brands to bring you the best value.)

item TT-EBC-1397-01, single aaa battery: $0.95
item TT-EBC-1397-02, package of 2 aaa batteries: $1.75
item TT-EBC-1397-03, package of 3 aaa batteries: $2.50
item TT-EBC-1397-04, package of 4 aaa batteries: $3.50
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Make sure you pick out the right size; we do not take returns on batteries.

(Photo is for size confirmation purposes; we stock batteries from a variety of name brands to bring you the best value.)

item TT-EBC-1399-01, single c battery: $1.95
item TT-EBC-1399-02, package of 2 c batteries: $3.50
item TT-EBC-1399-03, package of 3 c batteries: $5.25
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Make sure you pick out the right size; we do not take returns on batteries.

(Photo is for size confirmation purposes; we stock batteries from a variety of name brands to bring you the best value.)

item TT-EBC-1400: $1.95
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item TC-ERS-1001: $14.95
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item TT-KOK-1225-025, 1" stretcher: $8.95
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Goth lesbian vampire perverts — what could be bad? Filmed with a shadowy, lushly detailed black-and-white look reminiscent of 1930s art films, Ladies of the Night has exquisite lighting and camerawork, excellent creepy music, and a tantalizing pace with a slow, seductive build-up. An innocent young woman is kidnapped from a deserted street and carried off to a spooky mansion, where she is stripped, bound, and forced/seduced (it's so hard to tell the difference sometimes) into all manner of delights and torments (again, so hard to tell the difference sometimes!) by her lovely and unearthly fetish-clad captors. Said torments/delights include foot worship, flogging, cropping, paddling and nipple torture. The performers are gorgeous, with a striking look that's not your standard porn-star glitz but definitely not a girl-next-door thing, either. Beautiful and imaginative toys, too, some of which we've never seen the likes of before.

The DVD also includes the rarely-seen, black and white short Let the Punishment Fit the Child, and a collection of trailers. (2000, 54 min.)

Cast: Mistress Dakota, Mistress Tchera, Bleu

item TV-BLE-1068-DVD, dvd format: $19.95
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There are two adjustable black elastic thigh straps and one for the hips/back attached at the wing tips, so you can slip this in/on and it'll stay in place without having to hold on to it even if you're upright. Or you can just lay back and insert it and ignore the straps. Whatever strikes your fancy. In case you were wondering, we did try wearing it around under clothes and that's just not comfortable.It can, however, provide you with sweet grinding and vibrating sensations without diving too deep into your hoo-hoo (or tush) or into your pocketbook. This takes three AA batteries (not included, but we do sell them).

Do note, the rubbery covering on this toy has a rubbery-sweet smell that does not seem to fade away. If you're sensitive to such smells you might want to avoid this toy.

The photo shows a detail of the butterfly above and the whole thing, including straps and controller below.

item TT-CAL-1447: $24.95
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We do not take returns on batteries.

item TT-TPC-1622-06, pack of 6: $2.95
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item TT-BOB-1702: $26.95
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Cast: Chester Mainaird, Carol Queen, Robert Lawrence

item TV-ESP-1165-DVD, dvd format: $29.95
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This book measures approximately 13-1/2" x 11-3/4". (2004, 127 pp.)

item TB-SCA-1115: $75.00
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The plot is not complicated: Missy plays an artist who becomes sexually involved, and sexually obsessed, with Mickey G.'s mystery man. He feeds her libido, and she his, and their sex play becomes more intense each time... But if the sex is hotter and hotter each time, what happens when your libido pushes you over a limit you didn't mean to cross?

This movie has lots to recommend it: The sexual chemistry between Missy and Mickey G. is terrific; you do not doubt for a second that they are hot for each other. Missy is sizzling, while not being or trying to look like she's still 19. The sex scenes themselves are beautifully shot. This is a great couple's film, if what the couple in question is looking for is something intense and very, very sexual. We loved it.

The "making of" extras on the DVD are funny as hell, too. (2002)

Cast: Missy, Mickey G., Kelsey Heart, Mr. Marcus, Ian Daniels, Kyle Stone, Michael J. Cox

item TV-WKD-1050-DVD, dvd format: $28.95
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item TT-SSI-1799: $55.95
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It's, well, very cute. And very entertaining, with a ton of very hot sex long the way. Natalia Wood (as the cheated-upon girlfriend) can, in fact, act, and the young hot professor is a definite step above most slightly-scruffy porn studs in both attractiveness and articulateness (is that a word?). The sex is a great deal of fun to watch, and isn't excessively raunchy or rough. (There's some anal, but that's par for the course these days.) The movie is laugh-out-loud funny in places, and intentionally so. (2003, 113 min.)

Cast: Natalia Wood, Elizabeth Lawrence, Fallon Sommers, Tanya James, Haley, Alexis Malone, Betty Sue, Joey Ray, Evan Stone, Steve Holmes, Tony Pounds, Dillon

item TV-SWP-1212-DVD, dvd format: $19.95
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item TT-DIV-1823-WH, glow-in-the-dark white: $55.95
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Despite the criticisms above, we're carrying the movie. Why? Because we love Dee and the sex scenes are surprisingly long and good. Some of them are damn good. The scene with Dee and Holly Hollywood is one of the best mainstream girl-on-girl scenes these reviewers can remember ever coming across (so to speak!). We just wish there was a final scene with everyone gathered around the table remembering the good ol' days that turns into an orgy. That would really make the movie. Alas, it is not to be. By the way, if you care, there's no anal in this movie, all but one scene is just two folks together (1 lesbian, 3 hetero, the exception is a girl-girl-boy scene), and nearly all of the sex is without condoms. (2004, 97 min.)

Cast: Dee, Holly Hollywood, Christie Lee, Brittaney Noel (formerly known as Rayveness), Mandy Bright, Scott Styles, Trevor Zen, Barrett Blade, T.J. Cox

item TV-SNC-1089-DVD, dvd format: $45.00
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Since this is a dual bullet set, you can use both bullets in two different toys or one in a toy and one not or both without toys. There's also the option of using both bullets yourself or one for you and one for me... Think of the vast possibilities! However you're using them, make sure you don't get lube or other fluids inside the bullet through the hole around the wire; that'll ruin the toy. If you want to use them for vaginal or anal insertion please make sure you put the bullet into a condom before inserting. That will serve three purposes: clean-up is a snap, you won't get any fluid into the bullet through the wire hole, and you can pull it out by the condom rather than the wire so you don't damage the wire and possibly lose the toy inside yourself.

We sell replacement bullets in both this size and in a mini bullet size, so if you damage or lose a bullet or you want to use one or two mini bullets with this controller instead of the bullets it comes with, we're here for you.

item TT-DVE-1824: $12.95
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If you like the controller that comes with the Dynamic Duo or the controller that comes with our silicone vibes that have jacked controllers and want to use them with a smaller bullet, you can also use this bullet with them; if you're looking for a same-size replacement for these see Replacement Silver Bullet with Plug (no controller).

The bullet is 2-1/4" long and 11/16" in diameter. The wire is 36" long and ends in a plug that fits into the controllers mentioned above.

Please note that this replacement bullet does not come with its own controller; you must have a controller with a jack to make this vibrate.

item TT-DVE-1864: $6.95
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The bullet is 2-1/4" long and 1" in diameter. The wire is 36" long and ends in a plug that fits into the controllers mentioned above. This bullet will fit into the Tristan 2 (with hollow neck), although you'll need a jacked controller to use this replacement bullet with this toy because it does not come with a jacked controller.

Please note that it does not come with its own controller; you must have a controller with a jack to make this vibrate.

item TT-DVE-1863: $6.95
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The Large measures approximately 9" x 6" .

The Medium measures approximately 7" x 4".

We currently have a limited quantity of Small pouches (which measure approximately 6" x 3").

• assorted colors (-AST)

item TA-PHX-1016-L, large (9" x 6"): $23.95
item TA-PHX-1016-S, small (6" x 3"): $14.95
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Watch the trailer: Small • Medium • Large (QuickTime Player format). (2005, 60 min.)

Cast: Charles & Leila, Eamonn & Grace, Bob & Suzy

item TV-BVI-1255-DVD, dvd format: $29.95
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Of course, it's waterproof, which makes it fun for tub or pool pleasure and makes it easy to clean. Takes 2 AA batteries (included!). To access the battery case you'll need a small screwdriver (phillips or flat), but it's a size that you're almost sure to have around the house. Do make sure you close the battery case completely so the rubber seal keeps it waterproof. And when you're done using it, take the batteries out, especially if you've been using it in water, so you can let the compartment air out if it got at all damp.

This has got to be one of the strangest shapes we've ever tried to describe by measurements, but here's what we could come up with: At maximum he's about 4" tall and about 5-1/2" long, with a measurement of about 4" from the outer edge of one eye to the outer edge of the other. If you're concerned about other specific measurements, please drop the Toys Buyer a note and ask.

Please note: While batteries are included, we won't guarantee they're any good, since we don't know how long they've been in storage. We do sell the batteries you'll need.

item TT-BTT-1876-OR, orange and white: $14.95
item TT-BTT-1876-PK, pink: $14.95
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These are hand-made, so the measurements might vary a bit from piece to piece. They're made of tempered glass so they're heat resistant and can be cooled or warmed for temperature play and they can be boiled (gently!) or washed in the dishwasher. They will also warm with the temperature of your body. Please do be careful; although this glass is more durable than drinking glasses, it can be chipped, cracked, or broken if treated roughly and that will ruin the toy. Not really good for anal play because the ball head doesn't provide a sufficiently flared "base" to keep it from disappearing. Comes with a padded, roll-up, storage bag. Do note, these come to us from a company that sells incense (among other things) and the bags smell lightly of incense.

Note: This toy is completely clear, despite the photo that makes it seem as if it shines blue.

item TT-GLW-1873: $24.95
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Do note, this item made of Soft Touch material and is stretchy, but it is meant to fit around the shaft only (in the case of our tester, quite snugly, but he was comfortable with it). Do not attempt to stretch it to fit around your balls too; it's not meant to stretch that far and it may break if you overstretch it.

Comes with a one-speed Micro-Mini style vibrator that takes three watch batteries (and comes with 2 sets of batteries). A few notes about batteries: We won't guarantee the included batteries are any good, since we don't know how long they've been in storage. Also note that these watch batteries seem to overheat easily if you run the battery for too long; do not use for more than 20 minutes at a stretch or the batteries will wear out much faster than they should. We sell replacement batteries for this toy; see Micro-Mini Vibrator Batteries. For more strength, variety and longer lasting vibrations, you could replace the included vibrator with the Audi-Oh, Mini Bullet Multi-Mode Vibrator, Mini Bullet Variable Speed Vibrator, or USB Powered Multi-Function Vibrator (using the Mini Bullet Attachment).

item TT-CAL-1853: $24.95
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While the ingredient list on the packaging reads as follows:

Ingredients: Deionized water, glycerin, glycol fusion, cellulose gum, chlorhexidine gluconate, potassium sorbate.

It has come to our attention that this lube contains some amount of methylparabens and propylparabens.

item TS-TRI-1040-069, 2.4 fl. oz.: $6.95
item TS-TRI-1040-234, 8.25 fl. oz.: $13.95
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Lily is covered in a plastic that has a somewhat silky feel to it, almost like a silicone surface although it is not silicone. It's somewhat oval, with a total length of 3-1/8", the tip is about 5/8" wide and it's a bit under 1-1/2" wide at the widest part of the narrower half. There's a bit of a bend about in the middle which allows it to cuddle up against you in a very comfortable way. By just holding it between your legs you get wider area vibrations or you can press the tip down and get more direct vibrations. Variable speed vibrations are controlled with small up and down buttons. Delicious! Sweet Plum, Black, and Antique Pink.

The fact that it's got a separate charger so you don't have to fiddle with batteries or wires during use is great. The manufacturers say it has a stand-by time of 2 months and will run or 7 hours on a fresh charge (we didn't want to wait that long to pick it up, but we'll be revising the numbers if we find that they aren't accurate). Do make sure you read the directions about charging (for example, you shouldn't leave this charging all of the time, once it's full, unplug it) and storage. The buttons can be locked for storage and transportation to save battery life and keep it from coming on unexpectedly, in your luggage going through airport security, for example. Comes with a little satin bag for storage and is sold in a sturdy gift, display box if you would prefer to store it in that.

item TT-LAB-1910-BK, black: $118.95
item TT-LAB-1910-PK, antique pink: $118.95
item TT-LAB-1910-PR, plum: $118.95
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item TT-LCR-1926-PR, purple: $67.95
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The vinyl is soft and slides smoothly over skin although you may find you prefer to use some massage oil or lube to make it even more slick. The heart is about 4-1/2" across at the widest point and fits nicely in most hands, especially since it's flexible.

item TT-LCR-1947: $8.95
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5" insertable length, just under 1-3/4" at the widest point, 1" at the neck.

Please note: The base on this toy is wide but very flexible. While it is unlikely that the flange will slip inside of you without you noticing, be sure to exercise caution.

item TT-DOC-1950: $8.95
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This sleeve is made of Senso Plus. No, we don't know what's "plus" about it; it seems stickier than regular Senso material, so you're probably going to want to use lube with it, either a little or a lot, depending on how slick you like your manual stimulation.

One unique aspect of Daisy's PlayPal is that the end is not open. This does make it a bit harder to clean out than the sleeves with a straight-through hole, but our tester liked the fact that he didn't keep popping out the end, which he has always found frustrating in other "pocket sized" sleeves, and it also kept his spunk inside the toy, so he didn't have to clean up a mess on his belly and clean up the toy in the sink. He also enjoyed the different interior design. Rather than a traditional ribbed or bumpy tube of all one size, the tube in this toy tapers down, so it gets tighter the further you go in. It also has a couple of spots where it flares out into bumpy lined spheres, to add extra dimension and texture as you slide in and out. Like other Senso toys, this has a mild rubbery smell and is quite stretchy. Unstretched it's almost 5" long and 1-3/4" in diameter for the exterior of the shaft, although the flower is about 2" x 3".

item TT-CAL-1899: $17.95
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item TT-VBX-1940: $39.95
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This is not a wildly intense vibration, at least not on the clit bump, even with the power turned up all of the way. But our tester found it pleasing, especially amusing to wear in her panties under a pair of jeans, with the controller tucked into her pocket (wires hidden away by an untucked shirt). Since it's a milder vibrator and the motor is inside, it's fairly quiet if you wanted to use it in a reasonably noisy environment like a restaurant or a party although it was audible just around the quiet house. It also makes a nice adjunct to anal play, giving shallow vaginal and clitoral stimulation for the trifecta. The control pack is attached by a 30" wire and holds 2 AA batteries (not included, but we do sell them). The control dial near the wire sticks out of both sides, so you can easily control it from either side.

item TT-CAL-1901: $14.95
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It contains no glycerin, so if you've had bad reactions to glycerin in the past, you now have another choice in a water-based lube. Or, if you want something that pours and runs, but a typical lube isn't thick enough for you, here you are. It's a great choice for anal sex.

It's water based, so it's 100% latex safe.

While the ingredient list on the packaging reads as follows:

Ingredients: Deionized water, glycol fusion, cellulose gum, chlorhexidine gluconate, potassium sorbate.

It has come to our attention that this lube contains some amount of methylparabens and propylparabens.

item TS-TRI-1041-066, 2.4 fl. oz.: $6.95
item TS-TRI-1041-287, 9.5 fl. oz.: $13.95
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This miniature version of this popular floating vibe comes in your basic Yellow, a snazzy Gold (complete with gift box), a swarthy Pirate Duckie (in a treasure-chest printed gift box; it also has a wee removable hat), and three very sophisticated, boa-encircled, "beakring" studded Paris Duckies (in Pearl Noir, Pearl Rose and Pearl Blanc ).

The I Rub My Duckie Travel-Size Vibrator is made from soft plastic. It uses one AAA battery (included, although we won't guarantee it's any good, since we don't know how long it's been in storage; we do sell batteries); the battery changes with just a coin. It is waterproof (due to a rubber gasket; make sure you close it tightly!) and it floats (although some of our samples floated upside-down).

3" long, 2-7/8" tall, and 1-3/4" wide at the various duck-shaped widest points.

(5% of the price of each and every I Rub My Duckie we sell will be donated to the International Bird Rescue Research Center in Fairfield, California.)

item TT-BTT-1412-YL, yellow: $16.95
item TT-BTT-1412-AU, gold: $24.95
item TT-BTT-1412-PIR, pirate: $24.95
item TT-BTT-1412-PBK, paris pearl noir: $19.95
item TT-BTT-1412-PPK, paris pearl rose: $19.95
item TT-BTT-1412-PWT, paris pearl blanc: $19.95
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And now, it's available in a 16 oz. pump-top size! (Not shown.)

Ingredients: Deionized water, propylene glycol, isopropanol, polyethylene oxide, methylparaben.

item TS-WOF-1034-118, 4 fl. oz.: $5.95
item TS-WOF-1034-473, 16 fl. oz.: $16.95
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Ingredients: Deionized water, propylene glycol, isopropanol, sodium carboxylpolymethylene, methylparaben.

item TS-WOF-1059-118, 4 fl. oz.: $5.95
item TS-WOF-1059-473, 16 fl. oz.: $16.95
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It's water based, so it's 100% latex safe.

While the ingredient list on the packaging reads as follows:

Ingredients: Deionized water, glycol fusion, aloe vera, cellulose gum, potassium sorbate.

It has come to our attention that this lube contains some amount of methylparabens and propylparabens.

item TS-TRI-1051-066, 2.4 fl. oz.: $6.95
item TS-TRI-1051-287, 9.4 fl. oz.: $13.95
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When we first heard about the I Rub My Wormie, our first reaction was, "Um, wormie?" But when we got it, it proved as cute as can be; it's really much more a caterpillar than a worm of any variety. It's a great outie vibrator, strong without being overwhelming, and you can find interesting things to do with the whole body.

Waterproof (like all of the "I Rub My..." critters), and dual-speed. We found that this is a pretty butch little butterfly-to-be; the vibrations are definitely more intense than those from the Duckie or Fishie. Although waterproof, it doesn't float (caterpillars just aren't amphibious, we guess). It's not very loud, but it will be louder in water than just having fun on the sheets (or wherever).

Overall, it's 7-7/8" long, and the widest segment on the body is 2" across. As the battery compartment and controls are at the end of the tail, we strongly recommend not using it as a penetration toy, even if that's a size you are comfortable with.

It takes two C batteries, not included, although we do sell them.

item TT-BTT-1413: $29.95
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Xana is a buxom blonde who knows just what she wants; Dax is dark, slender, and young and eager. They make one of the most visually pleasing couples we've seen in porn in a long time, and they are hot, hot, hot together. This is what "real couples" sex video should be like: a fun interview, and really good romping. Not a trace of "porn movie" surrounds this: you're watching two really good-looking people in their bedroom. Great production quality rounds out a wonderful release.

Highly recommend, two fins up!

Hottest Straight Sex Scene, 2006 Feminist Porn Awards, Toronto

Official Selection, 2006 Berlin Porn Film Festival (2005, 45 min.)

Cast: Xana, Dax

item TV-DRY-1314-DVD, dvd format: $24.95
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Mr. Right's shaft is 4-1/2" long (from tip to where it meets its balls) and 1-3/8" thick. The silicone is very soft rendering the cock unsuitable for penetration. Other measurements that might matter: when sat on a table, it is 2-1/2" tall (so it will bulge that far forward in your pants) and it measures 5" top to bottom and 3-1/4" side to side.

item TT-VXN-1502-CH, chocolate: $45.95
item TT-VXN-1502-BS, butterscotch: $45.95
item TT-VXN-1502-VN, vanilla: $45.95
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Condon's movie about him is great. Neeson is superb as Kinsey, a man who seems constantly bewildered by the forces he has unleased both in the world and in his own life. Laura Linney was nominated for a Best Actress Oscar for her role as his wife, and she deserved it.

The DVD includes a full-length audio commentary by (writer/director) Condon. (2004, 118 min.)

Cast: Liam Neeson, Laura Linney, Chris O'Donell, Peter Sarsgaard, Timothy Hutton, John Lithgow, Tim Curry, Oliver Platt, Dylan Baker

item TV-FOX-1352-DVD, dvd format: $35.95
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These wonderful paddles are made out of a soft, flexible red plastic that delivers a playful slap.

item TT-WPG-1933: $23.95
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For those of you who have been begging us to find a harness that can be used with the Nexus and the Nexus Jr., this is one of the better ones thanks to the low placement of the O-ring. It's not perfect, but when we tested this harness with the Nexus Jr., it held the innie side of the toy up against the G-spot of the wearer and kept the toy more firmly in place than when we tried the dildo again without a harness at all. Another bonus: the nylon strap down the back is thin enough to fit comfortably between the butt-cheeks, providing extra stimulation against the anus while thrusting (especially if you are using a butt plug or a little lube there).

Both the hip straps and the g-string strap on this harness are adjustable and can accommodate hips up to 54". Please note: the 1-1/2" O-ring is not interchangeable, so not every dildo will work with this harness.

item TT-SSI-1928: $19.95
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Ingredients: water, glycerin, ethoxydiglycol, guar hydroxypropyltrimonium chloride, hydroxyethylcellulose, citric acid, benzyl alcohol.

item TS-ERO-1060-100, 100 ml (3.4 fl oz): $19.95
item TS-ERO-1060-250, 250 ml (8.45 fl oz): $36.95
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Made from the new 100% premium silicone called VixSkin (not Cyberskin), the consistency and texture of toy is so life-like it takes our breath away! The supple silicone shaft has ridges and a realistic, bulbous head like an authentic cock. While the surface of the toy is soft and supple like skin, the core of this toy is firm like a true hard-on. If you push or pull on the shaft, it will bend and move with you while remaining just the right amount of firm to fuck effectively. The base of this toy is wide enough to make it safe and fun for anal and vaginal penetration and fits most harnesses (although a harness will make this short-ish toy seem even shorter). If you don't feel like strapping it on, our tester discovered that the non-slip base will suction and stick to flat, smooth surfaces, but only horizontal, not vertical, so you can use it on your kitchen counter, but not your bathroom wall.

The Boitoy is as realistic in size as it is in consistency, measuring a total insertable length of 5-1/4" and a width of 1-1/2" at the widest point. Vixskin toys feel "life-like" having more squish to the material and are medium-firm throughout the shaft. Because this toy is made of silicone, it is not very porous and can be cleaned with soap and water or can be sterilized by boiling it for three minutes. Since the silicone is soft, it can get somewhat sticky, which really wasn't an issue for us, but dusting it with cornstarch does a good job of getting rid of the stickiness and making it feel just that much more like the real thing. Comes in a clear acrylic box in which you can store it to keep it from getting dusty or sticking to other stuff in your drawer.

Available in three shades: a peachy Vanilla, a medium Butterscotch, or a dark Chocolate.

item TT-VXN-1930-VN, vanilla: $87.95
item TT-VXN-1930-BS, butterscotch: $87.95
item TT-VXN-1930-CH, chocolate: $87.95
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This book measures approximately 9-1/4" x 18-3/8". (2005, 80 pp.)

item TB-APR-1199: $58.95
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item TT-KOK-1968: $9.95
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Speaking of safety, just a note: If you decide to play with this gag, we suggest you work out a body signal that can be performed mid activity (usually known as a "safe word" but here used more as a "safe signal") that will alert all involved when the ball is big enough or is suddenly too big. Our tester suggested that humming or snapping fingers, once for slow down and twice for stop etc, worked well, but invent your own signals that work for you. We found this gag extremely hot and hope you will as well.

item TT-KOK-1975: $69.95
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While the whole toy measures over 6-3/4" and looks long when you glance at it, the balls are fairly substantial in girth which uses up some of the insertable length (which is a lovely length for thrusting all the way down to the base so you can really feel those super-soft nuts against your body, by the way). In fact, our testers reported the playful slap of the wobbly bits felt oh-so-nice against their perineum when fucking with wild abandon. This cock is very harness friendly; just be sure your O-ring can accommodate 2" wide toys. For those of you who prefer solo-play, the base will stick moderately well to flat, horizontal surfaces and/or makes a jolly handhold if you are more apt to get down with your hands. Did we mention that we love this toy? We do.

In comparison to other feel-real silicone toys such as the Hot Cocks, the surface of this cock has a more realistic squish to it (which we adore). The manufacturers sprinkle it with a little bit of powder to keep it from getting sticky and we recommend dusting it with cornstarch every once in while to maintain the realistic consistency. Because this toy is made of silicone, it is not very porous and can be cleaned with soap and water or can be sterilized by boiling it for three minutes. If you leave this ultra-soft silicone leaning against another surface it may leave an oily smudge of (perfectly safe) liquid silicone so take note of where you store it. The base on this dick makes it safe for anal play but please note: we are not able to guarantee the size of our toys to any closer than 1/4" due to individual fluctuations in the material. Remember that in sex toys, as in real life, no two cocks are exactly alike.

Available in three shades: a peachy Vanilla, a medium Butterscotch, or a dark Chocolate.

item TT-VXN-1987-VN, vanilla: $93.95
item TT-VXN-1987-BS, butterscotch: $93.95
item TT-VXN-1987-CH, chocolate: $93.95
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This sling functions by holding the wearer's legs aloft, usually in the missionary or "one person on their back" position, by tension from the nylon straps tugging on the ankle cuffs. If desired, the nylon can be adjusted mid play to assure for optimal comfort while strapped in. (One of our customers wants to make sure that we point out the adjustment straps on this model are by the pillow instead of my the ankles like the original model. Our testers felt this made it far easier to adjust their legs without necessitating the flexibility of small gymnasts, but the placement does remove the hanging straps from the feet which some folks use as a handhold.) For an added twist, placing a small wedge or pillow under the sling-er's bottom puts their private parts in an even more tantalizingly exposed position, fabulous for a better G-spot angle or, for more extreme fun, a really sexy way to do some anal activities while remaining face to face. (Boys, this means you should get those ankles up and let your honey get down to work like you may have always wanted to!) One of our smaller and more flexible testers found that she could even strap the Velcro cuffs up beneath her knees and ratchet her legs almost all the way down to her torso like a little exposed frog (although the cuffs are only 16" in circumference at their widest extension, so this might not be possible for everyone.) Most of our testers agreed that they would spend many more hours experimenting the new possibilities that came from having this sling in their sex lives. They also noted that while the basic shape of the Super Sex Sling is very similar to the original, the extra comfort was worth their while.

item TT-SSI-1985: $77.95
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Once linked, the wearer's arms are held nearly immobile down along the sides of the body while their legs are kept relatively free for walking or staying spread wide open—fun and kinky! For an added twist, strap the Thigh Cuffs on to your own legs then attach your shackled playmate to you with their face at just the right height to service you until you let them free. Or, if you are feeling fierce and they are flexible, join their ankle cuffs to their thighs and keep those flailing legs fastened tight. Our tester mentioned that she uses them around her bedposts instead of tethers to keep from scratching the finish. The options for variations are near endless!

Note: While the cuffs extend to 27" in circumference, the sewn edge of the nylon strap stops the cuff from opening completely. While this works to keep the circle from pulling open too far and forcing you to stop and re-lace the buckle, it also means that you can't strap someone to, say, a telephone pole.

item TT-SSI-1984: $24.95
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While all five scenes are worthwhile, two stand out: The first with Kathy Anderson, Kathy Blue and Vyona, a medical scene of particular note. While we don't get any kind of serious medical play, those girls do some fun things with forceps and gauze. The other is a "circus" scene (guys in masks, don't think like that) with Lara Stevens and Karla Romano. Lara is a beautiful goth-girl who really, really likes her work; top marks.

(This is #20 in the Pirate Fetish Machine series, for those who are keeping score. Note: For certain people, masturbatrix is a term of art for a certain kind of domme. That's not the kind of Masturbatrix this movie is about.) (2005, 90 min.)

Cast: Honey Winter, Karla Romano, Kathy Anderson, Kathy Blue, Kitty Sixx, Lara Stevens, Vyona

item TV-PVT-1385-DVD, dvd format: $25.95
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item TB-GOL-1212: $37.95
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item TC-NBM-1033: $18.95
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item TT-TNT-1996: $37.95
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The Loverboi is a long and lean, 7" by 1-5/8", with a discernable lippy head and some very mild surface detailing on the shaft. The balls that dangle below are medium sized but lay flat thus working as a terrific anchoring device when harness fucking or thrusting by hand. If you have been hankering for a dildo bigger and longer than the Boitoy but less girthy than the Boifriend, this is your guy. Compared to the Hot Cocks, Vixskin toys have more squish to the material and are less firm throughout the shaft. Softer than and just as supple as real skin but dishwasher safe and boilable for squeaky cleanness, who needs a rock star when you can have a Loverboi?

Available in three shades: a peachy Vanilla, a medium Butterscotch, or a dark Chocolate.

item TT-VXN-2004-VN, vanilla: $90.95
item TT-VXN-2004-BS, butterscotch: $90.95
item TT-VXN-2004-CH, chocolate: $90.95
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Other than being a oh-so-cool green and clear marbled color, the Gee Wizard has a longer cock (5") with a smooth belly and minor bloops for sensation while thrusting. The thickest bloop near the base is 1-1/2" and decrease mildly in size as the tip gets closer. Also, the back of the cup-shaped head has neat bumpies on it for some extra stimulation when using it to rub directly against your skin. While the shape of the shaft curves up for G-spot rubbing, the silicone is bendable enough that we would not classify this toy as being specifically intended for G-spot play. We would, however, recommend trying this attachment out as a super-vibing butt toy! Also, because the Gee Whizard is entirely made of silicone , it can be boiled and sanitized after you are finished playing with it- just be sure to take it off your Hitachi Magic Wand first.

item TT-VXN-2002: $46.95
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The Panthere is designed for underwater use and can be sterilized by boiling or by being washed in the dishwasher. This brilliant blue model comes in a special lockable case with faux cheetah fur and metal on the outside and is lined with plush black velvet on the inside. It runs on three CR123A Lithium batteries (which we do not yet sell, but are told that they aren't super expensive and one set comes with the toy), and the strong vibration make the special batteries worth it. Nothing says happiness like a sexy, strong metal vibe between your legs and this one is destined to make someone in your life very, very happy indeed.

Note: If you have trouble finding replacement batteries, try your local camera store or the photography department; CR123A Lithium batteries are a very common camera battery.

item TT-ELP-2007: $249.95
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The Le Lynx is completely waterproof when a top is in place and the manufacturers encouraged us numerous times to try it out in the hot tub. This also means you can throw them in the dishwasher or in sink full of soapy water to clean them. Because titanium conducts temperature pretty well, the high speed motor tends to heat the head of this vibe up after ten or fifteen minutes. Some of us liked it, others found using this toy under water or with the lower speed heads more pleasant. At 7-1/8" long and 1-1/4" wide, it runs on three CR123A Lithium batteries (which we do not yet sell, but are told that they aren't super expensive and this toy comes with a set), and the strong vibration makes the special batteries worth it. Also, the vibe with all of its heads comes in an lockable case with faux cheetah fur and metal on the outside and is lined with plush black velvet on the inside. We love the case almost as much as the toy that comes inside. This vibe makes an incredible gift for a special someone, especially if that special someone is yourself. You are worth it.

Note: If you have trouble finding replacement batteries, try your local camera store or the photography department; CR123A Lithium batteries are a very common camera battery.

item TT-ELP-2005: $499.95
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And some former Blowfishies are in the photos, too! (2005)

item TW-PCC-1003: $31.95
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Please Note: While this cleaner fights bacteria with the chemical Triclosan, it does not protect against viruses such as herpes or HIV. While sexually transmitted viruses are often extremely fragile outside of the body (meaning that they do not stay active long on toys or other surfaces), please be aware that cleaning agents do not kill viruses. In the long run, nothing beats scalding water (via a dish washer or pasta pot) to sterilize your playthings. However, if you are looking for something to provide a little extra protection against E. coli or other bacteria, this cleaner may be an easy way to keep on top of it.

Ingredients: Deionized water, Sodium C 14-16 Olefin Sulfonate, Disodium Lauroamphodiacetate (and) Sodium Trideceth Sulfate, Cocamidopropyl Betaine, Methychloroisothiazolinone (and) Methylisothiazolinone, Tetrasodium EDTA.

item TS-CAL-1066: $7.95
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Powered on three AAA batteries (not included, but we do sell them), this controller has a number of features that are different from more traditional power boxes. The face of the toy has buttons to turn the power off and on as well as selector buttons to make the sensation stronger or weaker. When the screen flicks on, you will see that there are seven "types" of stimulation to choose from. Select from choices acupuncture, manipulation, slow stroke, united stroke, massage, cupping, or scraping using the smaller buttons on the left hand side. Each of these modes feels unique and impacts the muscles and nerves in different ways. The (included) sticky pads can be placed on the body in the location of your choosing for stimulation where you want it the most. This tester was amazed when she placed the pads on her forearm and watched her fingers move without her control. She was even more shocked and delighted when she slipped the butt plug (not included) in to find that the current made it feel like the toy was fucking her!

Another nifty feature of the Digital Electosex Power Box is the timer that allows someone to hook up their play partner for a set amount of time, leave them there to go rake the yard, then go back and find them when 20 minutes (or however long they wish) has passed. Also, there is a "higher intensity" button that bumps the sensation up to sharper level. This box has two jack ports and comes with two sets of two sticky pads. This allows you to cover your body in current, to attach two different attachments simultaneously (we really adore the butt plug and cock-ring combo), or to buzz two different people at the same time. We can see your minds racing with the possibilities...

The manual is available on-line, too.

Please note: The Digital Electrosex Power Box will run other Electrosex attachments, but not MyStim attachments. Also, this power box comes with sticky pads but no other attachments. If desired, those must be purchased separately.

item TT-RIM-2010: $116.95
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Please Note: To use Electrosex attachments you must have a power source. They will work with the Digital Electrosex Power Box, or, if you use a MyStim Power Adaptor Converter Plug with a MyStim Digital Power Box. Speaking of attachments, the Digital Electrosex Power Box, MyStim Power Adaptor Converter Plug, and the MyStim Digital Power Box are sold separately from this attachment. We repeat, the power source is not included.

item TT-RIM-2013: $34.95
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Please Note: To use Electrosex attachments you must have a power source. They will work with the Digital Electrosex Power Box, or, if you use a MyStim Power Adaptor Converter Plug with a MyStim Digital Power Box. Speaking of attachments, the Digital Electrosex Power Box, MyStim Power Adaptor Converter Plug, and the MyStim Digital Power Box are sold separately from this attachment. We repeat, the power source is not included.

item TT-RIM-2015: $124.95
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The wire connecting this dildo to the Digital Electrosex Power Box (not included) comes from the bottom of the shaft and is not removable. If you plan on inserting this probe deeply, make sure you do not let it slip into the body or it will be troublesome getting it out. Also, because this dildo does not have a flange, it is not safe for anal use. If you plan on using it in your butt anyway (which we do not recommend), please make sure you have a firm grip on the shaft before inserting it anywhere.

Please Note: To use Electrosex attachments you must have a power source. They will work with the Digital Electrosex Power Box, or, if you use a MyStim Power Adaptor Converter Plug with a MyStim Digital Power Box. Speaking of attachments, the Digital Electrosex Power Box, MyStim Power Adaptor Converter Plug, and the MyStim Digital Power Box are sold separately from this attachment. We repeat, the power source is not included.

item TT-RIM-2016: $135.95
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Please note that it does not come with its own controller; you must have a controller with a jack to make this vibrate.

This is a substitute silver bullet for vibrator controllers that have a jack for plug-in vibrator motors (although do note, the vibrations may vary a bit in strength compared to the bullet that comes with the controller in question). It can replace a lost or broken bullet that came with the Dynamic Duo.

item TT-DVE-2000: $8.95
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item TB-CLS-1223: $14.95
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The premise is simple: there's an apartment, and if you're lucky enough to be given the key, you can let yourself in... and let yourself go. This isn't fake lesbian porn with pointless high heels and starlets barely able to conceal their distaste as they awkwardly tongue kiss. Real sex, real orgasms, real sweat, real bodily fluids, real laughter — this is the genuine article, so utterly natural that the fact it's being filmed seems nearly incidental. Director Shine Louise Houston has become one of the leading lights of the feminist porn movement, and her debut film demonstrates her unparalleled sense of style, humor, and, most of all, her dedication to hot real sex. Extensive extras include a cast interview, director interview, storyboards, outtakes, trailers, and a director's commentary.

The Crash Pad is, simply, one of the hottest films we sell, a feature so groundbreaking that it has spawned a slew of imitations, and winner of the Hottest Dyke Sex Scene from the Feminist Porn Awards. It's really that good. Here's the key. Come inside.

View the trailers! QuickTime (best) • Windows Media Player • MPEG-1 (should play on anything).

Be sure to check out Superfreak the great second movie by the same director!

And customers say...

This is the hottest adult DVD we now own (we've only made it through the first 2 scenes). Me & my wife enjoy the movie because it was real people enjoying what they're doing. Very very happy.

The adventures of The Crash Pad continue in Shine's latest release, The Crash Pad Series, Volume 1!

And if you are looking for even more wonderfulness from Shine Louise, be sure to check out The Crash Pad Series website, the on-going web site show. It's like TV, only there's always something on. (2005, 60 min.)

Cast: Jiz Lee, Dusty Ryder, Jo, Dylan Rion, Roxie Ryder, Simone, Shawn

item TV-BVI-1414-DVD, dvd format: $29.95
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These batteries come 3 to a pack. Please note: we do not take returns on batteries.

item TT-DVE-2024: $2.95
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item TA-ARA-1035: $19.95
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So elegant, this heavy metal dildo is just as much a piece of art as an amazing toy. Each end is crafted to end in a ball, one side measuring 1", the other 1-1/2", allowing for versatility in which orifice to play with and how big you want to go. The 7-1/2" curved shape of the shaft (11" if able to straighten it out) makes thrusting extremely easy and can function as a nifty handle to really get deep inside your harder to reach places. Most anal dildos are not made with reach-around-ability in mind, so that makes the Pure Wand that much more of a standout. Additionally, the balled ends make wonderful prostate stimulators.

One of our testers reported that the Pure Wand, when used as a vaginal toy, was the first toy she was ever able to ejaculate with. Oh yes, you read that correctly. When sitting or reclining, the sitting surface makes a great fulcrum for rocking the toy into the vagina and rubbing hard on the G-spot. If you are a squirter or would like to become one, this toy is one that could help you along that path. And if you just want to rock your little world without a watershow, we can't think of a better toy to do it!

item TT-NJY-2011: $108.95
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item TT-ANE-1982: $72.95
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The middle bump of the toy is the widest portion at 15/16" in diameter. The bloopy bump on the tip is 3/4" and the insertable length is 4".

item TT-ANE-1980: $84.95
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This bullet comes attached to a controller that runs on three AA batteries (not included, but we do sell them). Also, the bullet does not have a jack so it cannot be plugged into a different controller. If you are looking for a big bullet that can plug into other toys, check out the Replacement Maxi Bullet.

item TT-DVE-2020: $11.95
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Afterschool Special — Roughly speaking, a gang of big nasty lesbians descends on a bunch of nice straight girls having lunch after school, and mayhem of the sexual sort results. Everyone is having the time of their lives; this looks like the kind of movie you and your friends would make if you were attractive, physically varied college-age lesbians (and who are we to say that you are not?). The production values are, pretty much, "Hey, everyone, let's put on a porn movie," and this was shot in the days before Hi-8, but the sex is very authentic, very hot, and the performers are obviously very, very into what they are doing. (And, if we may be so bold, one of the performers wins the "best natural rack of the year" award, to boot.)

Tie Me Up Over and On — Have you ever had the experience of waiting for a lover, a lover who you wanted so bad you were aching, to arrive? Sure you have. And then the lover arrived, and... things happened much like what happen in this movie. Two very attractive young dykes go at each other like they haven't had sex in weeks. No plot, no words, just two lovers who want each other. A little light flogging, a great strap-on, and a lot of tongue. It's great. (2005, 50 min.)

Cast: Dame X, J. Bones, Lydia Thrill, Spike, Rusty Scooter, Duke H, Ms Hussy, June bBeaver, Miss Thing Rosenberg, Misty Mountain, Angelcake (non-sex)

item TV-FTL-1418-DVD, dvd format: $41.95
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We call these rings Vibrating Disposable Condom Rings because they are not only the size of the ring around the base of a condom, they are also disposable after the deed is done. By pulling the jelly ring over the shaft of the penis, the snugness of the circlet keeps your woody stiffer for longer periods of time while the teeny motor turns your whole cock into a gentle vibrator! A small on/off switch located on the side allows for you to turn the action on and off whenever you are ready and the jelly has small nubs for extra clit stimulation when the lady on your cock rides you (or their favorite dildo) deeply. When finished, the whole ring can be pulled off and tossed away— no messy cleanup. Small enough to carry in a pocket just in case an "opportunity" pops up when least expected. Pack of three rings, various colors.

Please note: The vibrating motor is single speed and will run for approximately 20-30 minutes. Also, while the jelly can be stretched to about 3" before tearing, exercise caution if you want to use this ring around your balls and cock simultaneously.

item TT-AML-2035-003, package of 3: $9.95
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Want some naughty alternatives to the standard "use on the penis" method? The Vibrating Condom Ring is perfect to roll onto your favorite dildo to turn it into a mild vibrator. Try slipping it into the pocket of your favorite jeans or down in your panties for a near-silent treat while working late at the office. Or, wrap the ring around your fingers to give your lover a buzzy fingering or hand-job they won't forget. So much fun in such a small package!

Please note: While the jelly can be stretched to about 3" before tearing, exercise caution if you want to use this ring around your balls and cock simultaneously. Various colors.

item TT-AML-2034: $6.95
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This ring is made from solid brass and chome plated and weighs just under a pound. The substantial weight aids in keeping your chubby even chubbier for all of the wild action you can throw at it. (We're not kidding, it's really heavy!)

Side Note: We give the Blowfish testers more goodies than they could ever hope to fuck with, so it is a rare day when someone comes back with the claim that a particular toy has moved mountains and changed the way they have sex. Well folks, this is one of those toys. And might we add that the gentleman in question has never looked quite so happy.

item TT-LMS-2023-134, 1-3/4" hole: $57.95
item TT-LMS-2023-200, 2" hole: $57.95
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Note: If you have trouble finding replacement batteries, try your local camera store or the photography department; CR123A Lithium batteries are a very common camera battery.

Please shop carefully. We do not accept satisfaction returns on this item. Please see our ordering information page for our complete returns policy.

item TT-ELP-2001: $349.95
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item TT-RIM-2025: $15.95
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Celeste creates a series of beautifully-shot, wordless vignettes, all moving slowly and stylishly (indeed, it reminds us just a bit of Kabuki in that regard). Some are girl/girl/boy, some are girl/girl, some are just girl, but they all move at a dreamy, delicate pace, nothing like the slam-slam-slam style so popular these days. The videography and art design are gorgeous, sometimes stunning. Although it's not really a "bondage" movie, there's fair amount of very attractive rope bondage, too, and one scene with an actress lashed to a post that's definitely a bit more extreme than we've seen in mainstream porn for a while.

And if AVN creates a "Best and Most Thorough Use of Chopsticks" award, this is a shoo-in.

All of the scenes are worth watching, repeatedly, at great length. The performers are very attractive, both male and female, and there's a lot more female wetness than we usually seen in a mainstream porn movie.

If you are looking for something as interesting and beautiful as a Michael Ninn movie, without Ninn's frenetic editing or sense of cool reserve, Celeste (and this movie) are the movies for you. (2005, 100 min.)

Cast: Sophia Santi, Janine, Charmane Star, Penny Flame, Celeste Star, Jamie Lynn, Marie Luv, Marlena, Jamie Huxley , Sara Stone, Bobbi Blair

item TV-DPG-1426-DVD, dvd format: $25.95
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The Rechargeable Jack Rabbit is easy to charge and keeps buzzing long past when most other cordless vibes we tested had quit. Slip the base of the vibe into the small, plug-in recharging pod and let it juice up for 6 hours. When the red light stops blinking, pop the toy off its stand and get ready for some fabulous sensations, both inside your pussy and out. Call us skeptical, but we tested the battery life and found that on a full charge, this bunny will keep going and going for more than 2 hours when both the clit stimulator and the shaft are at their highest speeds. Also, recharging it from being completely worn down to top speed took far less than the advertised 6 hours. Another cool feature of the Rechargeable Jack Rabbit's metal-beaded spinning shaft is the first-ever direction-reverse button. So, if you often get tired of only getting fucked in a clockwise grind, the option to change it up is in the palm of your hands. Literally.

The widest point on the shaft is right under the mushroom shaped head measuring 1-1/2" while the insertable length is 5". Please note: This vibe does have a slight, although not terribly unpleasant, rubbery smell. If you are sensitive to scents, please proceed with caution.

item TT-CAL-2028: $102.95
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If you have a prostate that begs for massages every now and again, the Fishhook Plug head angles naturally up towards that gland. By thrusting the toy, an action made simple with the help of the oval handle, the bulb can grind away on the prostate, producing a penis-free orgasm for many men. In fact, some of our testers were able to achieve prostate stimulation by sitting on the handle and rocking back and forth in their chairs, (and while no one mentioned doing this in the actual Blowfishie office, I'm not saying it was out of the realm of possibility). Ladies lacking prostates also take note, this plug is built for the ease and comfort of your tushie just as much as for his.

Comes in three sizes, a small measuring 1" wide and 2" long, a medium measuring 1-1/4" wide x 2-1/2" long, and the large, 1-1/2" wide x 3" long. The widest point of these plugs is measured at the head, but please note that this head is not circular but more of a strawberry shaped bulb. All toys come in an absolutely stunning black storage box lined magenta silk.

(Note: Njoy calls this the "Pure Plugs," but we like our name better.)

item TT-NJY-2038-S, small, 2" x 1": $59.95
item TT-NJY-2038-M, medium, 2-1/2" x 1-1/4": $71.95
item TT-NJY-2038-L, large, 3" x 1-1/2": $84.95
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(Note: Njoy calls this the "Fun Wand," but we like our name better.)

item TT-NJY-2036: $88.95
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While lubes are certainy not made equal in this world, there are a lot of lubes made, and choosing the right one for your own use is likely becoming increasingly difficult. We feel for you. Sliquid H2O stands apart from the pack because it is not only 100% glycerine, paraben, and fragrance free, but it also has no flavor to speak of. None. Zip. Nada. So for all you folks who like the option of oral play without the sharp flavor of lube getting in the way, we adore this option.

Also, Sliquid H2O is hypoallergenic, non-staining, and is compatible with latex products, silicone toys, rubber, and just about anything else you want to slip inside you. Medium bodied and excellent for both vaginal and anal play. Made by women for women and wonderful for men as well, this lube is designed specifically to not cause yeast infections or UTI's. Also, no animal testing; we love that!

Ingredients: Purified Water, Plant Cellulose, Polyquat 007, DMDM Hydantion (100% vegan).

item TS-SLQ-1074-125, 125 ml (4.2 fl. oz.): $10.95
item TS-SLQ-1074-255, 255 ml (8.5 fl. oz.): $14.95
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Ingredients: Purified Spring Water, Sorbitol, Plant Cellulose, Polyquart 007, Flavoring, Aspartame, Methyl and Propyl Paraben

item TS-SLQ-1076-BLR, blue raspberry: $11.95
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Revised and Updated Edition (2005, 270 pp.)

item TB-CLS-1235: $16.95
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Note: The packaging says this tape is "reusable," but when we gave that a try, we ended up with a mess of vinyl all tangled and clumped around itself. If you took the time to gently wrap it back around the roll, it could indeed be reusable. We just aren't that meticulous.

item TT-CAL-2031: $7.95
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If cleanliness is next to godliness, then we can't wait to visit the Colt guys up in heaven. And without a doubt, this Anal Douche is coming with us!

(Note: Please make sure the top is attached as firmly as possible! If the tip does come off inside you, it is small enough to come out with your next bowel movement, so do not be too concerned. However, this is quite preventable if you lock the tip on all of the way.)

item TT-CAL-2043: $15.95
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item TT-KOK-2046-RDB, red and black: $17.95
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The Intensity is 8" long from the tip of its flame-red silicone head to the orange base of the controller. The top 6" of this vibe is ribbed for added stimulation, gradually widening from the 1-1/4" head to 1-3/4" near the base. Uniquely configured, the controls of this toy also function as the docking mechanism that attach the dildo to its base for charging. A small "joystick" protrusion acts both as the power link to the base as well as the intensity controller. Simply push the little red button (looking rather like a little clitoris, if we do say so ourselves) to turn the vibrations on or off. Once on, the joystick can then be lightly pressed downwards to increase the vibrations or upwards to decrease them. This may seem upside-down until you play with it. With Intensity inserted, the handle points away from the body so pressing the joystick "up" acts to increase the sensation. We love that someone really put some thought into how these controls work! Also, once the intensity is at the highest of its nine vibration levels, if the joystick is held for a few seconds as if trying to make it go even higher, the vibe will begin cycling through vibrations that pulse and escalate. Also, the vibrations are virtually silent making this the perfect toy for mobility and discretion! Ivory with Raspberry Details.

The Intensity needs to be charged fully before use which takes about 10 hours. No cheating. We recommend plugging it in and leaving it overnight so you are not tempted to turn it on when it is only half juiced up. The manufacturer suggests that you keep it charging when not in use to keep the battery functioning at maximum efficiency. However, if the vibe is charged fully at least once every three months, your Intensity will retain a strong capacity. The vibe is waterproof and can be fully submerged in water for extra fun out by the pool, in the shower, or even if you just plan on rinsing it off in the sink without worrying. The colorful base has a 4-1/2 foot cord and looks pretty nifty holding the Intensity while it charges.

item TT-FUF-2040-IV, ivory with raspberry details: $139.95
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If you like "behind the scenes" extras, this is one, long behind-the-scenes episode. The conversation and interviews (which never get in the way of the sex) are witty and fascinating. If you think of porn actors and actresses as cute but dumb, this will definitively prove that these men and women are cute, but not the least bit dumb.

All of the scenes are great, but the Justine Joli/Sarah Blake scene takes particular awards for being just about one of the best girl/girl scenes that we've seen in months. Yum, yum.

Won "Hottest Anal Adventure" at the 2006 Feminist Porn Awards! (2006, 155 min.)

Cast: Joanna Angel, Sarah Blake, Leeani Lei, Justine Joli, Scott Nails, Mr Marcus, Talon

item TV-ADM-1431-DVD, dvd format: $19.95
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FetishDiva Midori (Friend of the Fish and podcast guest) performs in the topic in this beautiful, stylized, intense display of bondage eroticism. Done in a Japanese style (and set to eerily beautiful Japanese-inspired music), and set around a "Four Seasons" motif, she does a variety of intense bondage with her lovely bottom, Mayan. Canes, flogging, rope bondage, plastic wrap and mummification, hot wax, knife play... Often all at the same time. Delicious. Of course, being a Maria Beatty film, it is beautifully shot and directed. Some of the scenes left us breathless. In fact, nearly all of them did.

Includes a bonus 18-minute segment of basic bondage examples and techniques. (2006, 49 min.)

Cast: Midori, Mayan

item TV-BLE-1432-DVD, dvd format: $19.95
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Please be certain that you are using this rather intense and advanced Anal Dilator carefully and with caution. The anus is a very temperamental orifice and should never be stretched beyond its comfort level. Also, when releasing the dilation, make sure to do so slowly and with caution. The collapsing prongs have a tendency to pinch your sensitive tissues if you don't keep careful watch on your progress. That being said, lots of lube and active communication will make the most of your dilation experience.

item TT-KOK-2060: $36.95
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Because this rope is made from hemp, it has a very distinct scent and texture. The ropes smell vaguely of grass and hay; a gentle scent, like plants growing. The texture is rougher than a beginner might expect. These ropes are intended to "bite" a little bit, to hold onto the skin and form strong knots. These are not velvet cords, but durable ropes designed to hold your full body weight and then some, so expect a little bit of roughness especially before they are washed for the first time. They do, however, become softer and more supple with use. The ends are "whipped" meaning sewn together using black threads and a skillful stitch that will keep them from coming unwound.

These Twisted Hemp Rope Kits come in three beautiful colors: natural hemp (a sort of tan color) for the traditionalist out there, black, and crimson red (note: kits are monochromatic, so choose only one color). The rope is hand dyed using high quality inks but may bleed the first few times they are washed (laundering instructions included). The kit comes with three lengths of rope, all 6 mm think, one measuring 30' and two shorter 10' lengths to bind wrists or ankles individually. Also included are a pair of EMT Safety Scissors on the off chance that you need to cut yourself free in a heck of a hurry. If this is your first time playing with rope, or even if you are an old veteran, checking out a "How To" guide is extremely helpful (and insightful!). We especially liked The Seductive Art of Japanese Bondage by Midori, a wonderful guide to the ins and outs of rope play and this historical form of art and pleasure.

item TT-TWM-2073-BR, natural hemp: $69.95
item TT-TWM-2073-RD, crimson red hemp: $69.95
item TT-TWM-2073-BK, black hemp: $69.95
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item TB-MOP-1259: $24.95
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In case there was worry that this toy might not provide enough sensation to the user, the 2" wide shaft is covered with many glass bumps, each as wide as a nickel. We aren't sure if this toy was designed to crack open stubborn walnuts, to bludgeon undesirable intruders in your home, or to take you on one heck of a bumpy ride. Whatever you end up doing with it, we are fairly sure this beauty is bound to deliver.

Please note: Because each piece is hand crafted, they tend to differ slightly in overall dimensions. Size may vary in length from 10-1/2" to 11-1/2" and the width of the shaft may vary from 1-3/4" to 2-1/4". We can't accept returns based on size variations for these items.

This toy is made of tempered glass so it is heat resistant and can be cooled or warmed for temperature play and it can be boiled (gently!) or washed in the dishwasher. It will also warm with the temperature of your body. Please do be careful; although this glass is more durable than drinking glasses, it can be chipped, cracked, or broken if treated roughly and that will ruin the toy. These come to us from a company that sells incense (among other things) and the packing materials might carry the scent.

item TT-GLW-2077: $149.95
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Do be aware that catheter play carries a greater risk of infection than vaginal or anal play. Be sure that the catheter and the area around the urethra have been cleaned and disinfected before inserting it. Peeing afterwards is also a good idea.

Please Note: To use Electrosex attachments you must have a power source. They will work with the Digital Electrosex Power Box, or, if you use a MyStim Power Adaptor Converter Plug with a MyStim Digital Power Box. Speaking of attachments, the Digital Electrosex Power Box, MyStim Power Adaptor Converter Plug, and the MyStim Digital Power Box are sold separately from this attachment. We repeat, the power source is not included.

item TT-RIM-2078: $81.95
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item TB-RGB-1267: $34.95
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This purple jelly Dreamboat is shaped a bit like a thumb in a rowboat, the thumb portion measuring 1-1/2" at the widest point and 2-1/2" long. And, it's made of 100% elastomer, a phthalate-free, latex-free material. When used vaginally, the insertable bulb positions one end of the "rowboat" right up against the perineum for some stern (as in "opposed to bow", not as in "firm discipline", though that's fun too) side tickling and the front of the boat (aka the bow) comes just shy of hitting the clitoris on most women. If you want to stick this toy up your butt, we recommend using a condom over the bulb as the jelly material is porous and not easy to clean. The vibrations are extremely quiet and the controls on the base have three settings: on (a constant medium-high buzz), off, or "at the mercy of the remote-control" (which is matchbook-sized with key-chain hook). The remote control has three increasing speeds of vibration, then goes into a series of pulsation patterns. Note that the controller actually doesn't have any way to know what speed or pattern the vibe is on, so this is an extra-sneaky little vibe.

When it comes right down to it, the only disappointing aspect of the Dreamboat's performance is that it struggles to vibrate effectively from a distance when inserted. The human body, being mostly water, blocks most electrical frequencies put out by remote devices. While the Dreamboat does work remotely at short range when inserted into the body, ducking around a corner or moving too far away from the controller will halt the vibrations. It makes a terrific "outie vibe" for hand held pleasure whether being controlled by a lover watching TV across the house, under the dinner table at a fancy restaurant, or manipulated with your own hands. No, it isn't perfect, but it is still way-fun. We are thrilled such large strides are being made in technology with the advent of this affordable and innovative remote device.

The remote runs on a 3 volt battery (included) and the vibe itself runs on two AAA batteries (not included, but we do sell them).

item TT-VBX-2076: $59.95
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We recommend the "134" variety for men who generally use 1-3/4" or smaller cock-rings and the "200" variety for those who use 1-7/8" or 2" cock-rings.

item TT-LMS-2103-134, 1-3/4": $24.95
item TT-LMS-2103-200, 2": $24.95
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item TB-HCB-1283: $22.95
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Each ring is sliced in half down the center and can be opened by removing one of the two screws (using the included Allen wrench) and sliding the halves away from one another. By capturing the nut sack in the 1-1/4" center of the circlet and closing the halves, the wearer is able to join the pieces back together again, closing the ring without having to force their balls one at at a time through the rigid center. Each ring also comes equipped with two removable eye hooks that can be screwed into the metal on opposing sides and used for hanging additional weight or to connect further restraint gear. These Chrome Ball Weights are of superb quality and are polished to a reflective sheen. They make us kind of want to launch into a full volume rendition of "Do your balls hang low, do they wobble to and fro...?".

Sold individually by weight, please select from our three sizes: 8 oz. (1/2" tall x 2-3/8" across), 16 oz (1" tall x 2-3/8" across), and 22 oz (1-1/2" tall x 2-3/8" across).

Note: We have heard from a few customers that the bottom edge of these weights, being a right angle, can feel a bit pointy on some men's balls. While our tester did not note this as problematic, we want to be sure to mention it in case your soft bits are extra sensitive.

item TT-LMS-2105-008, 8 oz weight: $62.95
item TT-LMS-2105-016, 16 oz weight: $69.95
item TT-LMS-2105-022, 22 oz weight: $81.95
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Note: Our tester did not report that his hairs got caught in the ring, but if yours are not trimmed short, please make sure you are yanking these rings off with caution.

item TT-CAL-2114: $8.95
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Note: If you choose to insert this egg, just pop it into a condom so you have something to pull it back out with other than the cord (which might break your new friend).

item TT-CAL-2113: $16.95
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The small hand-held controller takes the vibration through four near silent levels of sensation, from a throbby low to a dang substantial high. Best of all, the motor is located in the top of the shaft so the vibration happens at the maximum depth. Silky-soft black rubber covers the entire surface of both the controller and the vibe making the entire device waterproof. The Colt Anal-T was designed as a butt toy but we see no reason why it can't be used vaginally or externally if you so choose. The only thing we didn't love about this toy was the seam of the rubber along the top and bottom edge of the shaft but it ended up being hardly noticeable once in use. A fresh idea in anal play that would delight any butt-play fan, be it a novice, expert, or even Earl Grey.

All you need is two AA batteries and you are off to underwater bliss (not included, but we do sell them).

item TT-CAL-2112: $15.95
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The Smoothie is the butt-lover's dream. The 6" long x 1-1/4" wide shaft is slippery and sleek from tip to base. The silicone has a slight upwards curve and medium-firm texture to help guide rear entry and the whole dildo is a lovely metallic-swirled deep pink. The cut-out base is an ideal shape for fitting between the butt-cheeks should you opt for deep penetration and there is a (removable) one-touch micro-mini vibe included in the base with a nifty pull string to help yank it out for cleaning. The vibrations emanate from the base so while the shaft retains a little bit of the buzz, the bulk of the vibration can be felt by the harness wearer. Ingenious!

Of course, if you would like to use this dildo vaginally, it would offer up a lovely smooth ride as well. Either way, we love it.

item TT-VXN-2111: $47.95
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This dual-vibe, one slim arm for the pussy and one slim arm for the ass, branches off from a single handle with an intensity-control dial base. We love that filling two orifices at once leaves another hand free for getting into even more mischief! The material is a firm purple jelly with silver sparkles on the shaft (pretty) and colored heads on top of the shafts (a little odd, but we got used to it). The vaginal side of the Double-Headed Stinger is 4" long and has three bloops measuring 1-1/8" at the widest point and 3/4" between them. The anal portion curves up towards the belly button for easier entry and is 3-1/4" long x 1" at the widest point. We tried flipping the toy over so the bumpy shaft was used anally, but had limited success. But when the smooth shaft was used in the behind, we found the proportions right-on for feeling quite filled in both sensitive places at once. With a little extra lube, we also had a great time playing with short thrusting motions, sending shivers of pleasure through our tester. Requires two AA batteries (not included, but we do sell them).

Available with either Blue Tips (shown) or Red Tips.

item TT-NSW-2088-BL, blue tips: $19.95
item TT-NSW-2088-RD, red tips: $19.95
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The lascivious ghost of Rick James's first victim is luscious fetish goddess Madison Young (of madisonbound.com and another wonderful Blowfish Video release, Bondage Boob Tube), who masturbates in the opening scene with a dildo and Hitachi Magic Wand. The only touch of bondage is a rough rope tied around one of her thighs, but a little goes a long way, and Madison's intensity is mouth-watering. Not content with self-pleasure, Madison goes in search of fellow freaks, and finds a hopping party, where she proceeds to seduce Dylan Rion, a cute strap-on-wearing butch. After some sucking and fucking against a wall, the ghost of Rick James decides to move on, leaving Madison bewildered and embarrassed behind the couch; it's a weird and whimsical movie. The ghost of Rick James finds plenty more to entertain himself, though, and we're treated to a delectable series of varied scenes, from two short-haired, lean beauties (Vasa and Shawn) fucking in the kitchen (with a lot of spraying water from the sink), to a bathroom floor-romp with Rozen and Guy Handful that threatens to break fixtures and crack porcelain, to an amazing three-way with deliciously femme lesbians, featuring some of the hottest ass-play we've ever seen, with Dana DeArmond and Princess Donna having their alternately rough and tender way with the lovely Lorelei (familiar to devoted Blowfish fans from our first feature, Clearly Sex).

It's a whimsical, warm, funny, unspeakably hot movie, and as a special two-disc set there are heaps of extras. All porn should be this smart and delightful. Highly recommended.

Winner of Best Dyke Sex Scene at the 2007 Feminist Porn Awards!

View the trailers! QuickTime (best) • Windows Media Player • MPEG-1 (should play on anything)

If you are looking for even more wonderfulness from Shine Louise, be sure to check out The Crash Pad Series, the on-going web site show. It's like TV, only there's always something on. (2006, 60 min.)

Cast: Madison Young, Dylan Rion, Vasa, Shawn, Rozen, Guy Handful, Dana DeArmond, Lorelei Lee, Princess Donna

item TV-BVI-1443-DVD, dvd format: $29.95
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item TA-LLW-1048: $19.95
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The vibrator itself is waterproof, wireless, and very simple to use. The bottom bears a small black rubber button that can be pushed once to turn it on, pushed a second time to turn it off. The bullet is approximately 11/16" in diameter and about 2-1/4" long. It will fit into the vibrator holes in any of our toys that take a Micro-Mini Vibrator as well, providing vibrations without wires and making them usable in wet conditions too! Do note that this bullet is slightly larger than the normal bullets used in these toys; it will fit in fine (a little lube on the vibe before inserting makes it easier to get in and out). The vibe runs on 3 watch batteries, which are included.

Note: The one drawback we see to this design is that you have to be careful about screwing the battery case closed. For the little black gasket that makes it waterproof to work you have to screw it down tightly, but screwing too tight will distort the gasket. Make sure the gasket is flush with the edges of the vibe and that there's no gap between the gasket and the cap before using it in wet conditions or washing it.

Also Note: This really isn't meant to be used as an insertable vibrator. We know you might think this is a great toy to slip inside and wear around but we really don't think you should do that. For one thing, all vibrators gradually heat up while they're running, and you don't want to harm yourself with a vibrator that gets too hot, especially since you probably won't notice what is likely to be a gradual temperature increase. If you feel compelled to insert it, be smart and put it into a condom first, that way clean up is easier and it's much easier to remove, and only run it for short periods (which will mean pulling it out to turn it off). Absolutely do not insert this up your butt without a condom and make sure that condom doesn't slip inside too!

A few notes about batteries: We won't guarantee the included batteries are any good, since we don't know how long they've been in storage. Also note that these watch batteries seem to overheat easily if you run the battery for too long; do not use for more than 20 minutes at a stretch or the batteries will wear out much faster than they should. We sell replacement batteries for this toy; see Button Cell Batteries.

item TT-DVE-2119: $8.95
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item TB-PTP-1304: $14.95
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Not only are the Astrea Remote-Controlled Vibrating Panties sexy (which they are), they are also very versatile. The remote controlled vibrator is actually separate from the panties entirely. This means that you are free to slip the vibe inside the little crotch pocket of the panties they include in the box (size small/medium by our estimation) or you can place them inside the crotch pocket of your very own sexy panties (which we found made more sense for most women as the included pair are pretty teeny and only come in one size). You can even put the remote in your bra, your boxer briefs behind your balls, or the glove compartment of your lover's car on Halloween for a spooky "ghost in the car" effect. The options are endless.

The vibe itself is 2-1/2" long x 1" wide so it tucks neatly between the legs. It is also almost 1" tall as well, so be sure to note that you can feel it when you sit down. While small enough to insert, the vibrator is NOT designed to go inside the body, even with a condom to protect it. The vibe takes 2 AAAs (included) and cannot be used without the controller.

The controller is powered by one 12 volt battery (included) and has an on/off switch located on the side of the 3-1/2" x 1-1/2" box. It can easily be slipped inside a pocket or purse for discrete use when out in public.

The range of the vibe is very good. We were able to use it for over 20 ft in clear line of sight, and well over 10 feet around a corner. You could even slip the panties on and put the controller into your own pocket for playtime while waiting in line at the DMV if you were so inclined. (New car registration, anyone?) The vibrations are quiet but not silent so while you could use the toy in a movie theater or walking down the street and no one would be the wiser, unless there was some music playing at your remote-enhanced romantic dinner, the waiter might think your cell phone was ringing on the vibration setting. Do note that if you are sitting on a very hard surface (a park bench, for instance) the motor may be quiet but the knock of the vibrator against the wooden seat could be loud. Choose padded seats for maximum discretion.

While the panties come only in one size, we do offer them in both a black lace thong and a black lace brief style so you can be as bare as you dare or leave a little to the imagination. Also check out the nifty packaging that opens in the front via Velcro to a quick "how to identify your pleasure parts" guide for ladies. Festive and educational, need we say more? We love these naughty knickers!

item TT-CAL-2132-THG, thong style: $64.95
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item TT-SPA-2124-001, single clamp: $7.95
item TT-SPA-2124-002, pair of clamps: $12.95
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If you are looking at this and thinking, "Well, great, but how do I use it?", we sympathize. A few of our favorite ideas include lying down over it to read erotica (so you can get off without getting the pages all lubey!), rubbing against it sitting cross-legged while going down on a partner, sitting in a desk chair and typing emails with it tucked in between the legs (or watching sports or porn or...), and wrapping around it lotus-style with a partner so both people get to play at the same time. While one could penetrate themselves on the tip of the cone, we find it it is better suited for rubbing against the surface; frottage is your friend! Depending on how you sit around it, you may find that it is difficult to reach the buttons on the side, so be conscious of your body placement. It takes 3 C batteries, not included, although we do sell them.

item TT-TPR-2123-PK, pink: $128.95
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(Please remember, use lots of lube, don't apply pressure, and only insert them as far as the base of the shaft for safety purposes!)

item TT-AWC-2128: $73.95
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Made by the guys at Gun Oil who know their cocks like they know, well, their cocks. We simply couldn't get enough. Sold in a 3.3 oz tube as well as a packet, good for two uses (depending on how much you use) .

Stroke 29 is an oil-based product, and thus is not compatible with latex toys or safer-sex products.

Ingredients: Water, Octyl Palmitate from Coconut Oil, Almond Oil, Steary/Cetyl Emulsifiers, Aloe Vera, Vitamin E, Methy/Propyl Paraben, Germal, Carbomer 940, TEA

item TS-EPP-1077-100, tube 100 ml, (3.3 fl. oz.): $15.95
item TS-EPP-1077-007, packet 7ml, (0.25 fl. oz.): $1.95
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item TB-CLS-1311: $14.95
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Winner of the 2008 Feminist Porn Award for Hottest Kink Film! (2006, 60 min.)

Cast: Madison Young, Jewell Marceau, Chanta Rose, Bridgett Harrington, Satine Phoenix

item TV-BVI-1449-DVD, dvd format: $29.95
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We sell Afterglow Toy Tissues in two different ways. The multi-pack is one, re-sealable package of 20 wipes to keep bedside or in a drawer for whenever you might need one (can you say easy access?). The individual pouches are individually wrapped tissues sold singularly or in a set of five, ideal for tossing into your purse, pocket, or the bowl of condoms next to your partner's bed at the next sleep-over. Slightly scented with a pleasant tang bergamot tea.

Ingredients: Water, Propylene Glycol, Aloe Barbadensis leaf Juice, PEG 14M, Polysorbate 20, PEG-40 Hydrogenated Castor Oil, Bergamot, Chlorhexidine Digluconate, Iodopropynyl Butylcarbamate

item TS-DVT-1080-001, one individual tissue: $0.95
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item TA-NTK-1051-AD, adam: $18.95
item TA-NTK-1051-69, 69: $27.00
item TA-NTK-1051-HT, hands tied: $25.00
item TA-NTK-1051-HE, heels: $25.00
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item TB-PTP-1319: $14.95
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item TT-DIV-2135-BK, black: $49.95
item TT-DIV-2135-PR, purple marble: $49.95
item TT-DIV-2135-BL, blue marble: $49.95
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It works its magic with two O-rings: one to hold a dildo to his abdomen and another to go around his cock and balls. The kit comes with three metal O-rings (1-1/2", 1-3/4" and 2") and one rubber one (1-3/4") which can all be swapped around depending on which one fits around his package better; however, most of our male testers wanted a larger rubber O-ring for comfort's sake (not included). The bottom ring is connected to the harness by four snaps; so keep in mind that even if you usually wear a 2" metal cock-and-ball-ring, it's going to fit smaller on this harness. (By the way, one testing couple reported that you can remove that G-string strap and the whole shebang still stays in place just fine). Also note that getting this harness on takes a bit of calculation and forethought; best try it with the lights ON first time around.

The dildo that comes with this harness measures 5-1/4" x 1-3/16" (shown top) and comes in red or purple (sorry, but we do not offer a choice of color). If you are a female wearer wanting to do another lady, all you need is a second dildo and you are off to the races (so to speak). Or, if you are just looking for a cool cock-ring harness, or even just a harness than men can wear above their package with a higher dildo for vaginal penetration, this one works smashingly.

Note: We photographed this harness with two dildos to show how a cock should be positioned with both the balls and shaft through the ring, but only the top toy (shown in Purple) is included with the harness.

item TT-SSI-2136: $58.95
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The Glide also comes with a nifty tool (made of color corresponding plastic that matches the toy) that pops the ball bearing out of the massager if you find that you want to clean it thoroughly. We who love to keep our playthings spick-and-span think this is damn near brilliant.

item TT-P2M-2141-PR, purple: $48.95
item TT-P2M-2141-WH, white: $48.95
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item TB-MYP-1322: $22.95
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item TB-GOL-1314: $24.95
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Each set of cuffs link together with lobster claw attachments as well as to the (included) set of two of adjustable tethers. These black webbing straps (48" max) have rings at each end that hold an additional clip to easily affix your limbs to bedposts or table legs or to one another or to just about anything you can imagine. The tethers are very strong and easy to use.

Last but not least, this Fantasy Restraint Kit also comes with a leather Velcro blindfold. (They won't be able to guess what naughty things you are planning for them next...) The pliable leather is backed with very soft felt and fastens around heads 24" - 12" blocking all sight and all light on just about everyone we tried it on.

The variations one could dream up with all seven pieces are nearly endless. And given how fun and accessible these accoutrements are, you might find that they keep popping up when you least expect it. (Cuffs under your pillow, blindfold in the suitcase...hint, hint). You might even consider leaving a love package on your partner's side of the bed with this kit and a note confessing a secret fantasy. Truly a gift that keeps on giving.

Comes in two color sets: the Red Set has red and black cuffs with black tethers and blindfold (shown) while all seven pieces of the Black Set are solid black (except for the labels).

Note: As a quick re-cap, the seven pieces include four cuffs (two pairs), two adjustable tethers, and a blindfold.

item TT-SSI-2138-RD, red set: $77.95
item TT-SSI-2138-BK, black set: $77.95
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And then things get surreal. She finds LA, but not LA as we know it: It's a strange land full of anonymous sex, porn stars, and weirdos. OK, maybe that is LA as we know it, but she seems to find it all, in rapid succession. It's a (very funny) parody of how people view Los Angeles, and it works remarkably well. The sex, while standard Los Angeles porn sex, is superb examples of the genre, and the cast manages to get some acting in even during the sex. And Evan Stone is, as always, the comic center.

The only real problem, as with all Vivid releases, is the mass of really tacky ads that they insist on putting at the front of disk. Fast-forward is all we can recommend. (2006, 86 min.)

Cast: Tawny Roberts, Nicole Sheridan, Stephanie Swift, Holly Hollywood, Voodoo, Evan Stone, Eric Masterson, Chris Cannon

item TV-VIV-1095-DVD, dvd format: $30.95
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