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Videos with just guys, or mostly guys, doing it with each other. Not just for gay and bi men (although they are certainly for them -- hi, fellas!); lots of women and more straight men than you might think enjoy sex videos that are man-flavored.
[RECOMMENDED!]

Liquid Silk Water-Based Lubricant
Liquid Silk is the best lube we have ever encountered. More like a lotion than a traditional sex lube, Liquid Silk contains no glycerin, no scents, and no nonoxynol-9. Many people are sensitive to nonoxynol-9, and we've had a certain amount of personal experience that glycerin-based lubes can promote yeast infections. Liquid Silk also has one truly delightful property: as it dries out, it doesn't get sticky! It just gets less and less slippery. Also great for masturbation... and it contains skin conditioners and vitamin E. Water-based, latex-safe.

We've had customers say that it saved their sex life. We can't promise you the same (we don't even know that your sex life needs saving), but give it a try!

Note: While this lube contains a very small amount of dimethicone, a silicone polymer, there is not nearly enough to cause reactions with silicone toys.

Ingredients: Water, propylene glycol, dimethicone, cellulose polymer, Ppolysorbate 60, sorbitan stearate, cetearyl alcohol, glyceryl stearate NSE, BNPD, disodium EDTA, phenoxyethanol, methyl paraben, butyl paraben, ethyl paraben, propyl paraben, BHT.

item TS-BDY-1006-250, 250 ml: $16.95 [Order]
item TS-BDY-1006-050, 50 ml: $6.95 [Order]
item TS-BDY-1006-010, 10 ml sachet: $0.95 [Order]
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Probe Lubricant
Probe has a large and loyal following for use as a lube for anal sex and vaginal fisting. There's also a Silky Light variety, much lighter than the heavy Classic formula.

We prefer the Classic for anal sex to many other latex-safe lubes. If you like a glycerine-and-water-based lube, Probe is an excellent choice, and it is, of course, latex-safe.

Ingredients: Purified water, vegetable glycerine, polyethelene oxide, grapefruit seed extract.

Available in the following:

  • classic (-CLA)
  • silky light (-SLK)

item TS-DVR-1022-074, 2.5 oz.: $4.95 [Order]
item TS-DVR-1022-251, 8.5 oz.: $8.95 [Order]
item TS-DVR-1022-503, 17 oz.: $18.95 [Order]
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Buddy Silicone Butt-Plug
The Buddy is great as smallish butt-plug, with lovely little undulations all along the length. A perfect butt-plug for people advancing from one or two fingers to a toy that will feel nice inserted without being too large. 3-5/16" insertable length, 1-1/8" in diameter at the widest point, with a 2-1/4" wide base. Silver glittery silicone, sure to make you smile!

item TT-VXN-1024: $18.95 [Order]
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Behind the Green Door
Artie & Jim Mitchell
Mitchell Brothers
Marilyn Chambers, of course. A woman is abducted to star in a bizarre sexual performance. The famous trapeze scene is one of the best sex scenes ever filmed. Shortly before the release of this movie, Chambers' innocent, fresh face was featured in an ad for Ivory Soap... and the rest was history. (1972, 71 min.)

Cast: Marilyn Chambers

item TV-MTB-1003-DVD, dvd format: $24.95 [Order]
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Christine's Secret
Candida Royalle
Femme Productions
A charming country inn provides the lush setting surrounding the mystery of Christine's secret. What is the meaning of the repeated visits of our city girl? Winner of four New York Adult Critics Awards. (1986, 75 min.)

Cast: Carol Cross, Jake West, Chelsea Blake, George Payne, Taija Rae, Joey Silvera

item TV-FEM-1005-DVD, dvd format: $26.95 [Order]
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Fire on the Mountain: Male Genital Massage
Joseph Kramer & Carol Leigh (aka Scarlet Harlot)
Erospirit
"What I learned from this tape revolutionized the way I view sex!" — Annie Sprinkle.

This is a vastly expanded, updated version of our classic video on Taoist Erotic Massage. The main section features two male masseurs demonstrating 25 different techniques of male genital massage on each other. The intention of Taoist Erotic Massage (and therefore this video) is expanding sexual horizons and definitions and focusing erotic energy without orgasmic release; however, the techniques taught in the video can help anyone who wants to expand his or her skills when giving manual stimulation (less genteelly known as "hand jobs") to his or her favorite penis. Even up to orgasm, if that's what you're looking for. It was developed for a gay male audience, but anyone who has a penis they love can get tons of information from this great video.

In addition to all the original wonderful material, there's now tons more. There's a new anal eroticism segment with Joe Miron. There is an hour of teaching from eight men and women who do erotic massage. There is 60 pages of text including the massage in Spanish, German and English. There is even a small cameo by Wardell Pomeroy, who was Kinsey's co-author for the famous male and female studies. (2004, 3 hours)

Cast: Joseph Kramer (host), Matthew Simmons, Steve Davis

item TV-ESP-1009-DVD, dvd format: $29.95 [Order]
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Opening of Misty Beethoven
Henry Paris
VCA
It's a My Fair Lady plot with Jamie Gillis playing a sex researcher. In Paris he happens across a French whore (Money) and bets another socialite that he can turn her into the most sexually provocative woman around. He takes her to the States and proceeds to give her sex lessons. Very much a piece of the 1970s, it is definitely a great movie. It took home the Adult Film Association of America's Best Film award, back when the AFAA still existed. (1976, 86 min.)

Cast: Constance Money, Gloria Leonard, Terri Hall, Jamie Gillis

item TV-VCA-1034-DVD, dvd format: $14.95 [Order]
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[RECOMMENDED!]

Erotic Visions
Cameron Grant
Ultimate
Organized as a series of shorts ("Voyeur," "Saturnalia," etc.), Cameron Grant's Erotic Visions combines costumes, performances, hot sex, and interesting high concepts. It's way cool, and it definitely puts the lie to the now-common theory in the industry that you can have quality, or you can have heat, but you can't have both. Great for a couple who is left cold by typical "couple's films." (1995, 90 min.)

Cast: Olivia, Julian, Krista Maze, Ginger Hill, Rebecca Lord, Vyonne, Kia, Jessica James, Roxanne Hall, Tammy Parks, Jen Teal, Jeanna Fine, Taylor St. Clair, Felecia, Serenity, Peter North, Jonathan Morgan

item TV-ULT-2081-DVD, dvd format: $11.95 [Order]
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Screw the Roses, Send Me the Thorns: The Romance and Sexual Sorcery of Sadomasochism
Miller, Phillip and Molly Devon
Mystic Rose
This intro to SM book has a bit of just about everything. It's well written, though the fact that it is very much from and for the male-dominant/female-submissive viewpoint sorta got on this reviewer's nerves — but that perspective didn't get in the way of the sheer usefulness of this book. The authors display an entertaining sense of humor throughout (which is a major relief to those of us who've seen a few too many SM writers take themselves way too seriously!). They also show an astounding amount of grace in that, when they didn't have the knowledge to write sensibly or helpfully about something, they said so and left it alone. It's an excellent reference manual for either the complete novice or the player with some experience under his or her belt. (1995, 277 pp.)

item TB-MYS-1362: $24.95 [Order]
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[RECOMMENDED!]

Hitachi Magic Wand Vibrator
Long considered to be one of the best external vibrators on the market, the Hitachi Magic Wand has two speeds and is virtually indestructible. A plug-into-the-wall-socket type vibrator, it is both more powerful and more durable than most battery-operated vibrators (although, obviously, not as portable). The large, soft vibrating head, about the size of a tennis ball, produces deep, rich vibrations diffused over a wide area. This reviewer and Nina Hartley both swear by it... what more recommendation do you need?

Our apologies, but we are unable to ship the Hitachi Magic Wand outside the United States.

If you are planning to use this toy outside of the United States, please see our Ordering Information page for important warranty information.

item TT-HTC-1051: $39.95 [Order]
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[RECOMMENDED!]

Square Nipple Clamps
This is a rather clever use of the principles of physics. By placing the screw tension in the middle of the bar, it achieves a snug fit over a wide surface. These Square Nipple Clamps adjust from comfortably snug to quite tight, and can grab a somewhat large portion of flesh. Visually, the 1" square shape provides a nice frame for the nipple. The clamps will hold on through several strong tugs on the chain without being tightened to the point of discomfort, so they are quite secure. Look, Ma, no teeth! 14" from tip to tip.

item TT-SPA-1063: $15.95 [Order]
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Leo Silicone Dildo
This is one of our favorite dildos of all time, not only because it looks so elegant, it is also the ideal size and shape for both anal and vaginal play, in or out of a harness. We think of it as the veritable "everything goes" toy. The Leo is a long, gently curved dildo with a smooth shaft and a realistic head. It's got 7-1/8" insertable length, is 1-1/2" in diameter at the widest point, and has a 3" wide base. And we mean it when we say we like it for everything. If we could put it on our car as a hood ornament, we would try. In fact... that's not a bad idea...

And, if you are in the mood to do something special for humankind..., consider purchasing the Ribbon Pink version of the Leo. This vibrant, metallic dildo is not only stunningly beautiful, it comes with an added incentive. Blowfish will donate 10% of the cost of your Leo to the American Cancer Society's battle against Breast Cancer. Fight for something you believe in, and get off at the same time!

And, if the dildo enough isn't exciting enough for you, the new Leo Vibe has a hollow hole in the base which you can fill with the included one-touch bullet vibrator. The Leo Vibe comes in a pretty ivory shimmer color only. You can even insert the vibe far enough to make it still harness-compatible, and the bullet comes with a handy pull-string so you can get it back out again for cleaning (even so, we recommend you use a little lube to ease the passage). A fun new way to fuck your Leo!

item TT-VXN-1074-VN, vanilla: $44.95 [Order]
item TT-VXN-1074-RP, ribbon pink: $44.95 [Order]
item TT-VXN-1074-VIB, vibe (ivory shimmer): $52.95 [Order]
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Hydrophidian
Manning, Michael
Amerotica
The long-awaited sequel to the wonderful first work, The Spider Garden, Hydrophidian centers on the (very explicit and erotic) doings of the Water Snake Clan, who are expecting the return of one of their members from the court of Shaalis, Androgyne of the Spider Garden. Another wonderful work by Manning, whose artwork graced the cover of our Catalog 7. (1996, 63 pp.)

item TC-NBM-1608: $10.95 [Order]
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Pocket Rocket Mini Vibrator
A very portable, compact, slender little vibrator (just 4" x 7/8") that packs a lot more of a wallop than you might think given its small size. Can be used with or without the nubbley plastic cap (shown to the right of the vibrator itself), for slightly different sensations. An ideal travel vibrator, perfect for purses and backpacks and such (although if it gets jostled and goes off in the middle of a staff meeting, don't blame us!). Takes a single AA battery (not included, but we do sell them). One speed only.

Note: This vibrator is not really designed to be inserted, and it's definitely not safe to insert it anally.

item TT-DOC-1088: $24.95 [Order]
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Translucent Waterproof Vibrator
This is a very basic waterproof vibrator and the first one we ever decided to carry. We selected this one, at least in part, because it runs on two C batteries (not included, but we do sell them), so it's a bit more powerful than the smaller ones that run on AA or AAA batteries. Vaguely phallic-shaped (well, we've never seen a phallus quite like this, but it is a lot longer than it is wide — 8" by 1-1/4"). This vibrator is also entertaining in that the plastic shell is translucent, so you can see the hard-working little multi-speed motor at its tip whirling frantically when you turn it on.

Note: This vibrator does not have a flanged base, so it is definitely not safe for anal play.

item TT-CAL-1089-RD, red: $10.95 [Order]
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Flex-O-Pleaser Flexible Vibrator
Yes, the name is dorkiness incarnate, but if you're looking for a vibrator for insertion play (i.e., inside your hoo-hoo or up your butt), here it is. A 3" long, 1" wide vibrating dingus sits at an angle on the end of a strong-but-flexible 5" long shaft, which in turn is attached to a 5-1/2" long handle with a vibration-strength adjuster doohickey. Clearly designed for G-spot or prostate stimulation, and great for vibrating those hard-to-vibrate places, the variable speed and flexible shaft make this a very versatile toy (although it is less than optimal for clit play — due to the flexible shaft, it tends to slip all over the damn place). And the size and shape make it really difficult to lose it inside your orifices. Also called the Flex-A-Pleaser. Takes two C batteries (not included, but we do sell them).

item TT-GTR-1091: $10.95 [Order]
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Mistress Silicone Dildo
A long, very slender silicone dildo with a smooth shaft, a realistic-type head and a gentle curve. The long length and narrow width makes it a good choice for buttfucking, especially for buttfucking novices. And because harnesses take up a little bit of length by the nature of the dildo positioning, the Mistress is double-especially great for buttfucking with a harness. 6" x 1-3/16". Black.

Now you can have the ease of a Mistress with the excitement of a vibrator. The new Mistress Vibe has a hollow hole in the base which you can fill with the included one-touch bullet vibrator. The Mistress Vibe comes in a pretty solid turquoise color only. You can even insert the vibe far enough to make it still harness-compatible, and the bullet comes with a handy pull-string so you can get it back out again for cleaning (even so, we recommend you use a little lube to ease the passage). A fun new way to fuck your Mistress!

item TT-VXN-1093-VIB, vibe (turquoise): $47.95 [Order]
item TT-VXN-1093-BK, black: $41.95 [Order]
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Johnny Silicone Dildo
Oh, why be genteel? The Johnny Silicone Dildo looks like a dick and balls. A big dick and balls. This is one of our favorite big cocks for firm, hard fucks. Black silicone makes large look even larger and this guy comes with a flat testicular base for solid anchoring in a harness so you can proudly swagger with your chunky man meat dangling off your hips. 7" x 1-3/4".

item TT-VXN-1096-BK, black: $59.95 [Order]
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[RECOMMENDED!]

Maximus Water-Based Gel Lubricant
For fisting and anal play, the thicker the lube, the better (well, motor oil is probably taking it a bit far...). Maximus is the answer! It's much thicker than most other water-based lubes, with a somewhat gelatinous texture, and is perfect for those heavy applications (works great for masturbation, too). It stays slippery for a very long time — much longer than most other lubes. The smell and taste are very light and non-intrusive, and it's good for people with sensitive tissues — while not being actually hypo-allergenic, it's less likely to cause a reaction than many other lubes. And it's water-based and completely latex-safe. We love it here at the Blowfish Testing Labs, and we think you will, too.

Ingredients: Water, propylene glycol, cellulose polymer, disodium EDTA, phenoxyethanol, methyl paraben, butyl paraben, ethyl paraben, propyl paraben.

item TS-BDY-1025-050, 50 ml: $6.95 [Order]
item TS-BDY-1025-250, 250 ml: $16.95 [Order]
item TS-BDY-1025-008, 8 ml sachet: $0.95 [Order]
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Twist Anal Vibrator
Another of our high-quality battery-operated vibrators from Japan, the Twist is designed specifically for anal play. It's very slender, with a flared base and an entertaining twist at the tip, and the soft-but-firm material is just about perfect for the job. We think butt sex enthusiasts will be immensely pleased with it — after all, we Blowfishies were! 8-1/2" long, 3/4" in diameter at the main shaft. Takes three AA batteries (not included, but we do sell them).

item TT-VBX-1137: $33.95 [Order]
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[RECOMMENDED!]

Koi Vibrator
We like these Japanese dildo-style vibrators a lot, and think they're a real find. They're made with a very pleasant, very comfortable soft plastic that feels great and looks even prettier than it does in the photos.

One of the sillier and more amusing styles of the Japanese battery-operated vibrators, the Koi has a vibrating fish attachment (how could we possibly resist?) for clitoral stimulation, in addition to the vibrating and rotating and squirming main shaft part with the tumbling beads and stuff. (In case you were wondering, the deal with these weird shapes is that Japanese law prohibits the manufacture and sale of anatomically correct sex toys, so they make them in the shape of fish and beavers and Marlo Thomas hairdos and such. Necessity is definitely the mother of invention.) 9" long, 1-1/2" in diameter. Takes 3 AA batteries (not included, but we do sell them).

Please note, the fish vibrator prong is meant for external vibration only. Please do not insert it, as you may damage the toy and such use is not covered under the warranty.

item TT-VBX-1138-GR, green: $56.95 [Order]
item TT-VBX-1138-LV, lavender: $56.95 [Order]
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[RECOMMENDED!]

Fantasy Chamber
Cameron Grant
A marvelous film from Cameron Grant, director of Erotic Visions and The Dinner Party (two of our favorite and most popular videos). Another of his series-of-fantasy-vignettes videos, this one takes place entirely inside the mind of a woman immersed in a sensory-deprivation chamber (or does it...?). Like Grant's other work, Fantasy Chamber combines both high production values and intense, nasty sex; the sex in this one is definitely on the nasty side, with a hefty dose of buttfucking and a higher-than-average dose of kink — kink that is both classier and more genuine-feeling than is usual in most porn movies. The scenarios are imaginative (this reviewer's girlfriend was particularly impressed with the latex-lesbian three-way which won the AVN award for Best All-Girl Sex Scene), the camerawork is beautiful, the costumes kick butt, and the performers are quite attractive and seem genuinely engaged with what they're doing. Nikole Lace is especially yummy and makes fabulous sex-noises. Highly recommended. (1995, 90 min.)

Cast: Nikole Lace, Kylie Ireland, Rebecca Lord, Barbara Doll, Vanessa Chase, Felecia, Misty Rain, Bianca, Jen Teal, Sindee Coxx, Anna Malle, Jordan Lee, Steve Drake, T.T. Boy, Peter North, Nick East, Steven St. Croix, Toni Tedeschi, Vince Voyeur, Alex Sanders, Kyle Phillips, Mark Davis

item TV-ULT-2173-DVD, dvd format: $11.95 [Order]
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The Bridal Shower
Candida Royalle
Femme Productions
A bridal shower turns steamy as the showerees flirt, share sex tips, teach each other how to strip, and tell stories about their sex lives and fantasies (all stories fully depicted, thanks to the miracle of video flashbacks!). Lots of fun, raunchy, tell-it-like-it-is sex talk (if you guys have ever wondered what women talk like when you're not there, this is the movie to buy), along with the usual sensual, emotional, woman's-point-of-view sex scenes that are the trademark of Candida Royalle's Femme Productions. It's a pleasure to see some mature, thirty- and forty-something, porn-veteran women instead of the usual assortment of just-post-teen porn bunnies; and there's some excellent sex advice snuck in with the entertainment. A terrific couple's tape. (1997, 80 min.)

Cast: Nina Hartley, Sharon Kane, Porsche Lynn, Missy, Melissa Hill, Guy DeSilva, Jonathan Morgan, Mike Horner

item TV-FEM-2239-DVD, dvd format: $19.95 [Order]
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One Size Fits All
Candida Royalle
Femme Productions
This is a darling little romp, proving that comedy and serious sex can mix without slapstick. Five gorgeous women, including the marvelous Nina Hartley, discover in classic farce fashion that they've all owned/worn the same little purple dress — most of them as a gift from the same man! From their memories of the "first encounter" through the revenge they seek, all the heated sex anyone could want is provided. Reminiscent of a 1960's bedroom comedy, but this time they left in all the good scenes! Definitely a couple's film, Femme Productions comes through again with a story that entertains, a pace that most women will find appealing, and enough good-looking stars of both sexes to keep all parties glued to the screen. Winner of the 1998 AVN Safe Sex Award. (1997, 79 min.)

Cast: Nina Hartley, Melissa Hill, Missy, Shanna McCullough, Gina Rome, Peter Romera, Tom Byron, Alex Sanders, Mark Davis, with a cameo appearance by Candida Royalle

item TV-FEM-2240-DVD, dvd format: $19.95 [Order]
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Titanic Silicone Dildo
Well, okay, sometimes size does matter... Customers had been asking for a very fat but not-too-long dildo for ages, so we asked one of our vendors to make one and they came out with this terrific design. At 6" insertable length and a full 2-3/16" across at the widest point, with a 3" wide base, this is a seriously thick dildo, but it's short enough to be very functional. It's basically smooth, with a realistic-shaped head and a ridge or two here and there, and... well, really, really, really, really big. Really.

Note: The Titanic is too wide to fit most standard dildo harnesses, so if you're planning to use it with a harness, make sure it'll fit through the ring.

Another Note: The Titanic is available only in Purple.

item TT-VXN-1183-PR, purple: $60.95 [Order]
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Chrome Egg Vaginal Exerciser
Smooth and cool, heavy and solid, this gorgeous metal egg, designed for vaginal exercising, has a wonderfully sensual feel and heft to it. The smooth surface makes it comfortable, while the solidity and weight (just about 1-1/2 pounds for the 2" size) make it impossible to ignore. There's also a very narrow hollow tube going through the length of it, so you can thread a bootlace or something through it to make it easier to pull out. We also think these eggs feel nice up the butt too, but as a PC exerciser, they are stellar. Comes in three sizes with diameters measuring 1-1/2, 1-3/4" and 2". The 1-1/2" egg weighs 11 oz., the 1-3/4" egg weighs 17 oz., and the 2" egg weighs 25 oz. Chrome-plated brass.

item TT-LMS-1197-112, 1-1/2" wide: $24.95 [Order]
item TT-LMS-1197-134, 1-3/4" wide: $28.95 [Order]
item TT-LMS-1197-200, 2" wide: $30.95 [Order]
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Flared Plug Enema Nozzle
A special aluminum butt-plug-style attachment for your enema equipment! The Flared Plug Nozzle is shaped like a butt-plug, with a diamond-shaped flare to hold it firmly in place inside your butt. It is 4-1/4" long from tip to base, 1-1/2" in diameter, and fits onto a standard enema bag hose; it has a flat flared base at the end, which means it can do double-duty as an ordinary metal butt-plug as well. Please note that it is not compatible with the Shower Buddy enema kit.

item TT-LMS-1200-FLD, flared plug nozzle: $38.95 [Order]
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[RECOMMENDED!]

Bend Over Boyfriend
Shar Rednour
A hugely sexy, enormously entertaining instructional tape on... well, on women fucking men up the butt, hosted by the ever-wonderful sex educator and sex goddess, Carol Queen. The first-ever non-lesbian video by Fatale Productions, it's aimed at male-female couples who want to explore male-receptive anal sex (although the information is pretty much fine for anyone of any gender or orientation who's interested in buttfucking). It covers a wide range of butt-sex-related topics — fingering, dildos, butt-plugs, lubes, rimming, enemas, safety, cleanliness, general anal health — all with a cheerful, sex-positive, non-judgmental attitude. The advice and information is clear and accurate and extremely useful, but it's not dry or boring at all — the presentation is raunchy and funny, and there's lots of yummy, explicit sex scenes (featuring some seriously gorgeous non-porn-star performers) illustrating the techniques discussed. A unique tape in many ways, it doesn't make a lot of the standard assumptions about sex and gender that most porn and sex-ed videos make. It pretty much stopped the workday dead in our office when we put it in the VCR (back when we had such things). We love this tape, and can't recommend it highly enough. (1998, 60 min.)

Cast: Dr. Carol Queen, Robert Morgan, Miss Behavin' MD, Laura Goodvibe, Greg Heiman, Cupcake Jones, Troy

item TV-FTL-2244-DVD, dvd format: $39.95 [Order]
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Clover Nipple Clamps
This beautiful and clever nipple-clamp design is definitely one of the classics. The cantilevered structure makes them super-easy to put on and take off — just a light squeeze on the outside opens them right up — and the almost flower-like style of these Clover Nipple Clamps accents breasts or chests to perfection. These suckers are not adjustable, and the pressure is fairly intense, so don't say we didn't warn you. 18" from tip to tip.

item TT-SPA-1209: $24.95 [Order]
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[RECOMMENDED!]

Eros Bodyglide Lubricant
We've gotten a lot of requests for this product, and as always, we live to serve. So here it is — the high-end, ultra-slick, silicone-based lube, Eros Bodyglide. It's so slippery that it's almost scary, and it stays slippery for a long, long, long time. Latex safe and hypo-allergenic.

Ingredients: Dimethicone, Dimethiconol, Cyclomethicone.

item TS-ERO-1035-030, 30 ml. (1.02 oz.): $14.95 [Order]
item TS-ERO-1035-100, 100 ml. (3.4 oz): $24.95 [Order]
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Eyes of Desire
Candida Royalle
Femme Productions
A sexually shy photographer takes a personal retreat at a friend's house, finds the house equipped with a high-powered telescope, and discovers a side of herself that is intensely voyeuristic. But the tables are turned, and she finds an exhibitionistic streak in herself as well when she realizes that she's being watched, too! Another grand outing from Candida Royalle and Femme Productions, this film has the focus on women's pleasure, the emphasis on romance, the high production values, and the relative absence of porn cliches (every sex scene doesn't end in a cum shot — imagine!) that make their work such an exceptional treat. (1998, 92 min.)

Cast: Missy, Mickey G., Miss Sharon Mitchell, Tony Tedeschi, Herschel Savage, Chloe, Tom Byron

item TV-FEM-2263-DVD, dvd format: $19.95 [Order]
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Fire in the Valley: Female Genital Massage
Annie Sprinkle and Joseph Kramer
Erospirit
Well, the title pretty much spells it out. This video explains and explicitly demonstrates thirty different vulva massage techniques, designed to arouse passion, expand sexual horizons, and satisfy a woman to her core. From Joseph Kramer (founder of the Body Electric massage school and creator of our very popular Fire on the Mountain: Male Genital Massage video) and Annie Sprinkle (who needs no introduction).

Now available on DVD! This is a new version, with new footage and bonus vulva touch segments... it's now twice the length of the original version. The DVD version includes additional teaching by Isa Magdalena and multiple soundtracks for one of the bonus clips... technology marches forward, even in this area! (2003, 110 min.)

Cast: Annie Sprinkle, Joseph Kramer, Betsy, Emilie, David, Rachel, Letta

item TV-ESP-1404-DVD, dvd format: $29.95 [Order]
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[RECOMMENDED!]

Bend Over Boyfriend 2: More Rockin', Less Talkin'
Shar Rednour and Jackie Strano
The sequel to Bend Over Boyfriend! This one is less focused on education and a lot more focused on entertainment (although there is still plenty of useful and cool information in it), with lots and lots and lots o' scenes of women fucking men up the butt. (There's a fair amount of other kinds of sex as well, including dildo-sucking, three-ways, and some very hot and imaginative role-playing, as well as plain old garden-variety fucking and sucking.) The sex is a bit more advanced than it is in the first Bend Over Boyfriend, but it has the same cheerful, intelligent, sex-positive quality, and the same attention to the women's pleasure as well as the men's. The performers are mostly not professionals, but ordinary folks, attractive in a non-standard porn way, who are totally enthusiastic about women doing men up the ass and are clearly having a blast doing what they're doing. It's not quite the nearly-perfect video that B.O.B. #1 is, but it's definitely a whole lot of fun. (1999, 70 min.)

Cast: Dr. Carol Queen, Chloe

item TV-SIR-2274-DVD, dvd format: $30.95 [Order]
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[RECOMMENDED!]

Pleasure Plus Condoms
These latex condoms are designed with a "pouch" — a looser area located just below the head of the penis (be sure you put them on right-side-up!). The shaft is a standard snug-all-around design. Our testing couple agreed that the sliding action of the pouch (and possibly the tiny inside ribs) helped add to his sensation, and this is a huge improvement over the dulling nature of other condoms! Some people try using larger size condoms to achieve similar friction, but run an increased risk of having the condom slip off; these condoms avoid that risk while restoring stimulation to the most sensitive area of the penis. If you're looking for improved feeling while using a condom, give the Pleasure Plus a try — many men who thought they hated condoms have been converted by these. Lubricated.

Please note: All condoms are subject to occasional breakage even if you've never had one break before. We advise everyone to follow the manufacturer's directions and pay close attention to the condition of all condoms throughout their use during penetration.

Some of these packages come with a seal marked "tamper evident seal." These "seals," if present, are extremely flimsy, and can come undone in the normal shipping process. All of these packages arrived directly from the distributor, and have not been opened, regardless of the state of the so-called "seal." Please contact us if you have any questions.

item TS-GLP-1044-03, 3-pack: $6.95 [Order]
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Blowfish Gift Certificate
If you want to give the gift of Blowfish, but don't know exactly what Blowfish gift to give, a gift certificate is a perfect alternative. You can get a gift certificate in any amount over $10.00; if the exact amount you want isn't here on the Website (i.e., if for arcane numerological reasons you need to give a gift certificate for precisely $137.43), just call us and order by phone — we can make it for any amount you want.

Gift certificates are sent out by First Class mail for no additional charge if they're the only item in the order; if you want expedited shipping for just a gift certificate, you have to place your order by phone. We do not charge tax on gift certificates; however, if the person using the certificate has their order shipped to California, they'll have to apply tax to the cost of their order.

item TX-BLO-1021-10, \$10 gift certificate: $10.00 [Order]
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Hard Love & How to Fuck in High Heels
Shar Rednour and Jackie Strano
S.I.R. Video
Two, two, two videos in one! From the directors/producers of Bend Over Boyfriend 2 come these very authentic, very fun lesbian smut movies — two on one tape. The first movie, Hard Love, features loads of butch/femme sex set in the context of relationships and dyke drama; frankly, we could have done with a little less of the dyke drama and a little more of the sex, but the sex is hot and intense and real, and well worth it. The second, How to Fuck in High Heels, is a sort of smut montage, all about femmey girls in high heels using strap-on dicks; the sex, featuring lots of fucking, dildo-sucking, foot worship, and dirty talk, is raunchy and fun, with a good-natured tone that doesn't take itself too seriously — plus the outfits are way fab. If you're looking for girl-girl sex that isn't fakey, this authentically lesbian video is a great choice.

Winner of the 2001 AVN Award for Best All-Girl Feature! You go, girls! (2000, 89 min.)

Cast: Shar Rednour, Jackie Strano, CC Belle, Tine D'Elia, Johnny Fremont, Josephine X, Simone, Chester Drawers, Lady Lite, Jamie Ben-Azay, Edrie Schade, Veronica Savage, Arty Fischel, Stephanie Rosenbaum

item TV-SIR-2286-DVD, dvd format: $38.95 [Order]
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[RECOMMENDED!]

Tristan Silicone Butt-Plug
Tristan Taormino, author of The Ultimate Guide to Anal Sex for Women book and director of The Ultimate Guide to Anal Sex for Women videos, helped design this great butt-plug. And her expertise certainly shows!

The Tristan Silicone Butt-Plug is a great medium-sized butt-plug, not tiny but not huge either, with a rounded head that tapers to a gentle point, and a nicely long neck (1-1/2" long) to help keep it from popping out. It also has an unusually designed base, with convex curves at the sides for greater comfort between the butt-cheeks, especially for extended wear. 3" insertable length, 1-1/2" in diameter at the bulb, 1" in diameter at the shaft, with a 3-1/8" long base.

And, if you are in the mood to do something special for humankind..., consider purchasing the Ribbon Blue version of the Tristan. This vibrant, metallic butt-plug is not only stunningly beautiful, it comes with an added incentive. Blowfish will donate 10% of the cost of your Tristan to the American Cancer Society's battle against Prostate Cancer. Fight for something you believe in, and get off at the same time!

item TT-VXN-1279-PR, purple: $47.95 [Order]
item TT-VXN-1279-RB, ribbon blue: $47.95 [Order]
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The Convent of Hell
Barreiro, Noe
This delightfully drawn book can't seem to make up its mind about where it's going, but it sure has fun getting there. It's the old yarn about a convent of nuns gone bad, starting in the Lovecraftian vein, then heading into the purely Satanistic, and taking a final turn into the absurdly surreal. Multi-phallused demons, Beelzebub as a goat with the biggest dick you ever saw, beautiful nuns being wildly debauched — what more could you want? Well, how about an unintentionally comedic ending with the Pope's shock troops with consecrated weenies? Knights Templar, no less! Very silly, very sexy — classic anti-Catholic kink. All thumbs up here in the Blowfishie office! (1997, 59 pp.)

item TC-NBM-1701: $12.95 [Order]
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Astroglide Lubricant
The lube of the astronauts! Legend has it that Astroglide was originally developed by NASA to help astronauts slip into their spacesuits, but was quickly discovered to have more interesting applications. A good lube for folks who prefer their lube with a thinner texture, Astroglide is long-lasting, non-sticky, colorless and clear, with a thin, liquidy texture and a mild, not-unpleasant bitter-sweet taste. It's a very popular lube — we had a number of requests for it before we finally decided to carry it. If you like the thinner texture of silicone-based lubes but want something you can use with silicone sex toys, Astroglide is a fine choice. A water-based glycerine lube.

Ingredients: Purified water, glycerin, propylene glycol, polyquarternium, methylparaben, propylparaben.

item TS-AST-1046-074, 2.5 fl. oz.: $9.95 [Order]
item TS-AST-1046-148, 5 fl. oz.: $13.95 [Order]
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[RECOMMENDED!]

Dark Angels
Nic Andrews
Skillfully directed, beautifully filmed, with a seriously interesting story and wicked-hot sex, Dark Angels is that rarest of all rarities — a sex video that works both as a movie and as smut. New Sensations reportedly spent months on this film, both in production and post-production, and quite a bit of money as well. And it shows: Dark Angels does an excellent job of pushing the boundary between porn-movies and movie-movies. The production values are first-class (well, on the porno scale of things, anyway), with excellent editing, way-cool special effects, and camerawork that puts other porn movies to shame, all adding up to a stylish, striking, and compelling overall look. The story (a supernatural vampire crime thing — Buffy and Angel fans will love it) is actually interesting, and the acting and writing are pretty decent; it's not Citizen Kane, but it's definitely on a level with a good B-movie, and we had no desire whatsoever to fast-forward through the plot. And the sex is gorgeous and wild, with attractive performers who seem really, really happy to be there. Highly, highly, highly recommended — the whole office was totally distracted the day we popped it into the VCR (back when we had such things), and some of us count it among the best adult movies we've seen. Do note that there is some violence in it, including a couple of "vampires killing their victims after fucking them" scenes — we personally found them totally hot, but it may not be your thing. Winner of the 2000 AVN awards for Best Video Feature, Best Director, and Best All-Girl Sex Scene! (2000, 120 min.)

Cast: Sydnee Steele, Jewel De Nyle, Ginger Paige, Evan Stone, Erik Everhard, April, McKayla, Phylisha Ryder, Voodoo Child, Mickey G., Mike Horner,George Kaplan

item TV-NWS-2295-DVD, dvd format: $32.95 [Order]
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[RECOMMENDED!]

Tweezer Nipple Clamps
With the simplicity that is the hallmark of true elegance, these slender Tweezer Nipple Clamps are far more intense than their delicate appearance would lead you to believe. A basic tweezer-type arrangement has a small metal ring around the prongs. To adjust the pressure, you just slide the ring: up towards the tips to tighten, down towards the base to loosen. Some people find these easier to adjust than screw-type nipple-clamps; and the small pinching surface means they can be nasty, if you want 'em to be. Good for genital torture, too. 18" from tip to tip.

item TT-SPA-1293: $15.95 [Order]
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[RECOMMENDED!]

Gee Whiz Silicone Vibrator Attachment
This is an excellent and innovative companion to your Hitachi Magic Wand. The Gee Whiz is a dildo-type attachment, made entirely of silicone, that fits snugly onto the head of the Hitachi Magic Wand — turning your Magic Wand into a vibrating silicone dildo, with all the power and intensity for which the Magic Wand is renowned. The Gee Whiz has a smooth shaft, with a slightly realistic head, a gentle upward curve for G-spots and prostates, and a "pleasure bump" for added clitoral stimulation. Insertable length 4"; 1-1/2" in diameter at the widest point, 1-1/4" in diameter at the tip.

It's shown here with its soul-mate, the Hitachi Magic Wand (not included).

Note: The Gee Whiz is available only in Blue Marble.

item TT-VXN-1315: $42.95 [Order]
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[RECOMMENDED!]

Horny Tails
Moore, Richard
Mmmmm, angels and demons, monsters, a lady and forest hunks, a space chick and a space alien, a lady and a leprechaun, big cats — all fucking. This book is a collection of stories from several of Moore's titles, including The Pound and M'Lady. The common theme seems to be huge dicks shoved up female bottoms; while some stories also have a bit of violence, it's all in keeping with the story lines. The artwork is bold and crisp and hot hot hot! (2001, 91 pp.)

item TC-NBM-1726: $12.95 [Order]
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[RECOMMENDED!]

Flirt Silicone Butt-Plug
A comfortable, smoothly undulated butt-plug, with a nicely rounded tip for smooth entry. This plug begins with a long, thin nose that slowly widens down towards the thicker base. The result feels like being slowly teased open as your body relaxes. The Flirt measures 4-1/2" long x 1-7/16" at the widest point and comes in jet black silicone.

item TT-TNT-1333: $24.95 [Order]
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[RECOMMENDED!]

Ryder Silicone Butt-Plug
A cool butt-plug design, the Ryder Silicone Butt-Plug has a very solid torpedo shape, but it isn't all that wide, so you get a good feeling of fullness without being stretched too far. A nicely long, fairly narrow neck, too, so it's less likely to slip out at an inopportune moment. 3-3/4" insertable length, 1-7/16" in diameter at the widest point, 13/16" neck. The oval (rather than round) base also makes for a more comfortable fit between the cheeks for some folks. Midnight Purple.

item TT-TNT-1342: $24.95 [Order]
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[RECOMMENDED!]

Edge Play
Veronica Hart
A businesswoman (Marilyn Chambers) meets a wealthy couple who devote their lives to making women's sexual fantasies happen in reality. She's fascinated, but also scared; as the story progresses, she overcomes her reservations and begins to play with her sexual desires in the real world. A good choice for couples looking for something a little raunchier and edgier than you usually get in "couple's tapes"; there's a strong focus on female pleasure, and everyone involved looks like they're having a ball, with some very loud, expressive performances. The fantasies are imaginative and fun, with a light touch of kink. It's great to see Chambers doing new work, and there's a terrific scene with Chloe (who we're always happy to see) getting fucked in a sling in a nightclub. And unlike a lot of "fantasy made real" sex movies, Edge Play actually shows negotiation, limits, and safewords in action. An interesting, sexy exploration of fantasies in the head and fantasies acted out. (2001, 140 min.)

Cast: Marilyn Chambers, Chloe, Keisha, Jamie Gillis, Kylie Ireland, Brooke Hunter, Kim Chambers, Tyce Bune, Dale Dabone, Nick Manning, Valentino, Randy Spears, Joel Lawrence, Kyle Stone, Jay Ashley, Bruno Sx, Eric Masterson, Marty Romano, Don Hollywood, Michael Thic

item TV-VCA-2307-DVD, dvd format: $15.95 [Order]
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[RECOMMENDED!]

Water Dancer Mini Vibrator
It's basically a waterproof Pocket Rocket. We're not sure what else to say about it. Cool little thing, with a good amount of power given its small size. The Blowfish Testing Labs tried it both in the shower and submerged in the sink, and it does, in fact, seem pretty darned waterproof. A great travel vibe, especially if you need to vibrate when you're snorkeling or something. You can use it with the basic nubbley tip, or put the plastic cap on for a somewhat more diffuse sensation. The body is translucent blue plastic, which is sort of cool. 4" long (4-3/4" with the plastic cap on), 7/8" in diameter. Takes a single AA battery (not included, but we do sell them). One speed only.

Note: This vibrator is not really designed to be inserted, and it's definitely not safe to insert it anally.

item TT-VBX-1350: $15.95 [Order]
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[RECOMMENDED!]

Baby Jesus Silicone Butt-Plug
Glory to the newborn king! Perfect for altars, creches, baby showers and Secret Santa gifts, the Baby Jesus Silicone Butt-Plug is designed complete with swaddling clothes (although if you're going to share him, we suggest that you use a swaddling condom). 4-1/4" long, 1-3/8" in diameter at the widest insertable point. Manger not included. Glow-in-the-dark white (a pearlescent white).

item TT-DIV-1351-WH, glow-in-the-dark white: $35.95 [Order]
item TT-DIV-1351-MBK, marbled black: $35.95 [Order]
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[RECOMMENDED!]

Jackhammer Jesus Silicone Dildo
Jesus fucking Christ. Literally. This extremely blasphemous dildo features a fairly realistic dickhead at the tip, and a crucifix complete with a figure of our crucified Lord at the base. A very hefty dildo with lots of ridges and bulges, it's perfect for playing debauched priest, naughty nun, or re-enacting The Exorcist. The Blowfishies are all convinced that we're going straight to hell for carrying this toy; if you want to join us on the trip, we can't think of a better way than buying one for yourself. 10" total length (7-1/4" insertable length), 1-1/2" in diameter at the head, 1-3/4" in diameter at the widest insertable point (Jesus's knees). Do note that the shape of this dildo means it can't be used with a harness. Glow-in-the-dark white (a pearlescent white).

item TT-DIV-1353-WH, glow-in-the-dark white: $65.95 [Order]
item TT-DIV-1353-MBK, marbled black: $65.95 [Order]
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Devil Silicone Dildo
Ideal for black masses and heavy metal video shoots, the Devil dildo features a very handsome Mephistophelean face, and comes complete with beard, horns, and even a pitchfork (we love the classics!). Many ridges and grooves for lots of sensation; we especially like the fold of the cape behind His Dark Majesty's head. 8" total length (6-1/2" insertable length), 1-3/4" in diameter at the widest insertable point. Red Marbled.

Please note that the balls-shaped base of this dildo is very thick. This is a good thing, as it makes it possible for the dildo to stand upright, but it will make it awkward to use with a harness.

item TT-DIV-1354: $58.95 [Order]
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Grim Reaper Silicone Dildo
Goth perverts should love this one. The fate that awaits us all is cast into dildo format. His ghastly form is shrouded with a cape that's molded with folds and ridges, to help you on your way to what the French call "the little death." Sex, death, death, sex; it's all part of the great circle, blah blah blah. 7-3/4" total length (6" insertable length), 1-1/2" in diameter at the head, 1-3/4" at the widest insertable point. Black.

Please note that the balls-shaped base of this dildo is very thick. This is a good thing, as it makes it possible for the dildo to stand upright, but it will make it awkward to use with a harness.

item TT-DIV-1355: $58.95 [Order]
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Buddha Silicone Dildo
The serenely smiling face of the Buddha Silicone Dildo can now bless your most transcendent moments. He comes in golden yellow silicone, with many bumps and ridges to help you reach your own personal state of Nirvana. 7-3/4" total length (6" insertable length), 1-1/2" in diameter at the widest insertable point. Marbled pearlescent Gold.

Please note that the balls-shaped base of this dildo is very thick. This is a good thing, as it makes it possible for the dildo to stand upright, but it will make it awkward to use with a harness.

item TT-DIV-1356: $58.95 [Order]
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[RECOMMENDED!]

Tethers
These 48" adjustable black webbing straps, sold in pairs, have rings at each end and each ring holds a metal clip. Unfortunately, 48" isn't long enough to slip under a mattress larger than twin-size, but you could clip two together to slip under a larger mattress. Of course, you can use them looped through a bed frame or chair arms or clipped to whatever appropriate anchor points you might have available. Or you can use them to clip wrist cuffs directly to ankle cuffs. The possibilities are nearly endless! The straps adjust down to a minimum of 10-1/2" (including the clips). Black only.

item TT-SSI-1362: $20.95 [Order]
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[RECOMMENDED!]

Sugar High Glitter City
Shar Rednour and Jackie Strano
S.I.R. Video
From the directors/producers of Bend Over Boyfriend 2 and Hard Love & How to Fuck in High Heels comes this totally authentic, wildly energetic, fabulously fun lesbian video. With a glitter-glam style that's both flashy and trashy, Sugar High Glitter City is set in an imaginary future where sugar is illegal, and dyke "sugar-hos" sell their bodies to other women to get their hands on the sweet white powder. (Okay, it's a silly premise, but it's no sillier than most porn premises, and at least it's imaginative.) The women are having a blast and are totally into doing each other, and the sex is loud and sweaty and uninhibited, loaded with screaming and moaning and dirty talk. Couples who are into lesbian porn may well like this one; it's pretty raunchy, but there's tons of attention to female pleasure, and a strong focus on faces and whole-body sensuality as well as fuck-shot close-ups. No cookie-cutter porn stars, either; these are real-life dykes-next-door (albeit with more piercings and tattoos than your average dyke-next-door), with a terrific variety of races, body types, and positions on the butch/femme scale. Pretty decent production values, too, especially considering that it's made by a small indie-porn company. Enthusiasm and passion and joy — exactly what we're looking for in a smut video. A definite winner. (2001, 70 min.)

Cast: Shar Rednour, Jackie Strano, Simone de la Getto, Josephine, Chester Drawers, Brooklyn Bloomberg, Hella Getto, Charlie Skye, Rocko Capital, Stark, Aimee Pearl

item TV-SIR-2311-DVD, dvd format: $36.95 [Order]
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The Seductive Art of Japanese Bondage
Midori (with photographer Craig Morey)
This beautifully printed, well-illustrated coffee-table-size book (no, it's not as big as a coffee-table, you silly people) provides clear, thorough, step-by-step instructions on how to do Japanese rope bondage. (For those of you who aren't familiar with it, Japanese bondage is a centuries-old form of rope bondage, done with the goal of being both decorative and functional.) Written by sex educator Midori (a.k.a. FetishDiva Midori), The Seductive Art of Japanese Bondage introduces the reader to the history and general principles of the technique and gives thorough, step-by-step instructions on seven different basic forms/positions, accompanied by clear, detailed line drawings of each step in the process. Plus each position is illustrated with a full-color photo of the completed pose. Like Japanese rope bondage itself, the book is both lovely to look at and extremely functional. (2001, 175 pp.)

item TB-GRN-1860: $27.95 [Order]
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Realistic Silicone Dildo
The Realistic Silicone Dildo is, well, just that: a representational silicone dildo for those who prefer the natural look. It also has a curve to the shaft, for extra G-spot or prostate stimulation, and who doesn't like that? Comes in two sizes:

The Large is 6-3/4 x 2" and a 3" wide base.

The Medium is 5"x 1-13/16" and has a 3" wide base.

(Large pictured.)

Note: The Realistic is available in Black and in Vanilla.

item TT-VXN-1666-M, medium : $43.95 [Order]
item TT-VXN-1666-L, large : $55.95 [Order]
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[RECOMMENDED!]

Dark Garden
Michael Ninn
From the acclaimed director of Latex, Shock, and Ritual comes one of the most visually exquisite adult movies we've seen in a long, long time. Beautifully filmed, heavy on the atmosphere, with expert camerawork and lighting that often moves past mere skill into real artistry, Dark Garden has an elegant, smoky cinematic style that's a strong sensual pleasure to watch. Set in a Bladerunner-esque retro-future world of opulence and corruption, the story centers on a drug-like implant that creates a hallucinatory total-sensory experience directly in the user's brain (a la Brainstorm or Johnny Mnemonic). With gorgeous performers of both genders, the sex is stylish and graceful, while maintaining quite a bit of heat — the scene with Julie Ashton and Julian is particularly noteworthy, gorgeous and passionate, and Nikita and Lisa Belle are beautifully androgynous (and very hot) in their girl-girl scene. The story is interesting (if a bit pretentious), the music is quite listenable, and the costumes are first-rate, classy and elegant — a refreshing change from the tacky glitz that typically adorns porn actors. Great for couples who want porn that's explicit without being tacky. A class act all around (and winner of AVN's Best Video award for 1999). (1999, 115 min.)

Cast: Nikita, Vicca, Juli Ashton, Lisa Belle, Lea Martini, Mia Smiles, Julian, Ramon, Michael J. Cox, Kyle Stone, John Decker, Tyce Buné, Jack, Garfield

item TV-VCA-2382-DVD, dvd format: $11.95 [Order]
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Jelly Dick Suction-Cup Dildo
We've had many requests over the years for a dildo with a suction-cup base, so you can stick the toy to a chair or wall or tabletop and — how shall we put this gently? — go fuck yourself. The Jelly Dick Suction-Cup Dildo is a good, fairly inexpensive jelly one, with a very realistic shape, in pretty, not-at-all realistic colors (if you don't like jelly, we do have some silicone suction cup dildos too). It sticks quite securely to hard, flat, smooth surfaces such as metal, plastic, tile or wood (although it may leave a slight stain on wood, so don't use it on the antique dining-room chairs you got from your grandmother).

The Jelly Dick Suction-Cup Dildo comes in three sizes, all of which have slightly different designs. The smallest is quite veiny with extra-big balls; it's 6-1/2" (well, the manufacturer calls it 6-1/2", but our ruler says it's actually about 6-3/4" total length and about 5-1/2" insertable length, with a 1-5/8" diameter at the widest point). There's the middle-sized 7", which is a bit narrower and smoother (it's 6-1/4" insertable length, with a 1-1/2" diameter at the widest point). And the largest is medium-veiny with somewhat flatter balls, at a "Sweet Mother of God" length of 8-1/2" (7-1/2" insertable length, with a 1-3/4" diameter at the widest point).

Note: Please read our guide to caring for jelly and other soft materials for advice on cleaning and storage.

Another note: The balls-shaped base of the Jelly Dick Suction-Cup Dildo is quite thick, especially on the 6-1/2" and the 7" sizes. This is a good thing, as it helps keep the dildo standing upright, but it will make it awkward to use with a harness (as will the suction cup itself).

We sell the 6-1/2" Jelly Dick Suction Cup Dildo in Purple (quite dark), the 7" in Violet (their Violet is a fairly pinky shade, almost a purpley-pink); and the 8-1/2" in Red. (Pictured from top to bottom, attached to our photographer's shower wall: 8-1/2" Red, 7" Violet, and 6-1/2" Purple.)

item TT-AML-1675-165, 6-1/2": $11.95 [Order]
item TT-AML-1675-191, 7": $16.95 [Order]
item TT-AML-1675-216, 8-1/2": $18.95 [Order]
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[RECOMMENDED!]

The Ultimate Guide to Anal Sex for Men
Brent, Bill
Cleis Press
Not just another good guide to playing with your butt, Bill Brent's The Ultimate Guide to Anal Sex for Men covers all the basics of anal play and then some. There's a whole chapter devoted to debunking the myths of anal sex as they pertain to men (including "Only Gay Men Do It" and "Nothing Was Meant to Go in There") and another on anatomy and exercise that mentions side-benefits of anal play (such as the health benefits of prostate massage). Written in a very clear, readable style, the information contained in this book covers pretty much everything you could want to know about anal sex — communication, tools and toys, hygiene and diet, latex and lube, analingus, penetration and positions (for both giver and recipient, and includes info on dildo-fucking), fisting, anal health — and some things you might not have even thought of — extreme sex (SM, gender-play, scat-play) and recreational drug use. The book is directed at men, but Bill Brent does take into consideration some women's issues (especially female anatomy as it pertains to anal sex), and could certainly be used by women as well (although The Ultimate Guide to Anal Sex for Women deals more directly with women's concerns and might be more reassuring for nervous female novices). In fact, the only complaint we have about this impressive book is its skimpy resource section and lack of an index (though the book's chapters are clearly laid out, so finding information is less of an issue). Illustrated by Zanne and Fish (Fish did the illustrations for The New Topping Book and The New Bottoming Book, as well as The Ultimate Guide to Anal Sex for Women). Highly recommended. (2002, 200 pp.)

item TB-CLS-1919: $16.95 [Order]
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The Seven Deadly Sins
Maria Beatty
Bleu Productions
A notorious exotic dancer catches her maid in the sin of coveting her mistress, and in the course of the maid's punishment, the two women go through every deadly sin in the book. The Seven Deadly Sins has an elegant look and a slow, patient pace, creating a series of beautiful and arousing kink-icon images that stayed in this reviewer's mind for some time. Shot in muted, sepia-tone shades, with the feel of an old silent art film or a vintage French postcard come to life, the production quality is lovely and excellent. The Seven Deadly Sins is rather more sensual and sexual than some of Maria Beatty's other movies (it even includes a bit of finger-fucking), and the play is a bit less extreme as well — but don't worry, that just means there's no knives or enemas or fire. It does have bondage, foot worship, spanking, flogging, nipple torment (including some very cool clamps that we'd love to get our hands on), pussy punishment, and a bit of piss play. Music by Nick Holmes.

And now includes a delicious additional short, Lust.

Winner of the 2004 High Heel Award for Best Fetish Film and Best Actress at the Internacional de Cine Erotico de Baarcelona. (2005, 87 min.)

Cast: Mistress Dakota, Katie Jordan

item TV-BLE-1382-DVD, dvd format: $19.95 [Order]
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The Erotic Tarot Of Milo Manara
Fans of erotic comic artist Milo Manara will love this unique set of 78 tarot cards, each incorporating sex and astrology to make for some very erotic readings. Each card is illustrated with Manara's sexy, whimsical artwork, and his interpretations of some of the cards are unusual, to say the least. Die-hard fans will recognize most of the illustrations from Manara's comics. The Major Arcana retains most of the traditional names, with The Punishment replacing The Hanged Man and The Mirror replacing The Wheel of Fortune. The Minor Arcana suits are named according to the element associated with each suit: fire, water, air, and earth.

Please note that these cards are subject to the same returns policy as books; they must be received in resellable condition. See our Returns Policy for more details.

item TA-LLW-1033: $24.95 [Order]
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Diving Nun Silicone Dildo
This pious lady comes complete with silicone wimple and rosary, her head gently bowed — either in prayer or in preparation for that medal-winning double-pike with a half twist. She has a suction-cup base, so you can attach her to a chair, table, altar, confessional wall, or whatever flat surface strikes your sick fancy. (She's pictured at bottom diving from the shower wall.) 1-7/8" across at the widest insertable point (she has a somewhat flatter, less symmetrical shape than most dildos, so her overall size is a bit less hefty than that dimension would indicate). 8-1/2" total length; 7-1/2" insertable length. This is the only of our faith-themed dildos that can be used with a harness! Blue Marbled.

item TT-DIV-1295: $59.95 [Order]
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Heartbreaker Silicone Vibrator
This silicone vibrator has a rippled shaft and a tilted tip for G-spot stimulation that also serves nicely for clit play. The rippled design feels nice both for sliding over the clit and labia and for slipping inside (but don't slip it inside your butt; it lacks a flanged base to prevent loss). The unusual variable speed vibrator control knob design is easy to use even if your fingers are wet with lube or sex juices. 6-1/2" insertable length, 1-13/16" at the widest point, near the base. Takes two AA batteries (not included, but we do sell them).

Note: We used to call this a waterproof vibrator because the manufacturers called it a waterproof vibe and during our testing in the shower and the tub it did not leak, but we recently discovered that the manufacturers are now calling it "splash-proof", so we no longer recommend it for underwater use. It is safe to run water over it or immerse it briefly to wash it, but do not submerge or soak the toy or water will leak into the battery case and ruin the motor.

item TT-FUF-1370-BK, black: $59.95 [Order]
item TT-FUF-1370-RD, red: $59.95 [Order]
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Wedge
If you've ever shoved a pillow under your hips (or your partner's hips) during sex to get a little extra leverage, then you know why the Wedge is a good idea. The high-density urethane core provides much more solid support than your garden-variety bed pillow, and the wedge shape is just what the doctor ordered. Great for missionary-position fucking, it's also excellent for oral sex, rimming, a gentle doggie-style placement, or any other position where the person on the bottom wants their naughty bits elevated and exposed. 14" long, 7" high at the highest point, 30" wide, 3 lbs. Seen by itself above, in use below.

NOTE: Orders being shipped to Alaska or Hawaii must be charged an extra shipping fee of $20. This extra fee will be figured into your order when it's processed at our offices (it will not appear in your shopping cart).

Available in Blue (note that due to variations of dyes, monitors, and color technology, these swatches are approximate, not absolute):

  • blue (-BL)

item TT-OUI-1477-762, 30" wide: $116.95 [Order]
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Tulip Ultra-Thin Vibrator
Designed for G-spot play, the Tulip Vibrator is slim and light, with a tulip-shaped head — and a lot to recommend it. A comfortable 7-1/2" length (includes the 1" base) and a slender 15/16" diameter at the widest point of the tulip, it runs on two AAA batteries (not included, but we do sell them) and delivers a very good buzz. Made of transparent hard plastic (on the pink one it's really easy to watch the motor move!), it has only one speed setting, but that one speed provides enough delightful intensity on your G-spot to keep you occupied for hours. It's also comparatively quiet, so your neighbors or roommates don't need to know your business, and you can enjoy all the "oohs" and "aahs" and various other sounds coming from your lover (or you!). It works as an external vibe, too, providing lots of yummy stimulation to your yummy bits. The Tulip is also ideal to use as a pussy vibe while getting done up the butt — lots of buzzing G-spot happiness without the bulk of a regular vibe. Feels great, less filling!

Note: Although the slim design of this vibrator might seem perfect for anal use, we do not recommend that since there's no flanged base to keep it from slipping completely inside.

item TT-CAL-1494-BL, blue: $14.95 [Order]
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[RECOMMENDED!]

Fade to Black
Paul Thomas
Winner of the 2001 AVN Awards for Best Film, Best Director, Best Supporting Actress (Julie Meadows), Best Couple's Sex Scene (Taylor Hayes & Joey Ray), Best Group Sex Scene (Taylor Hayes, Taylor St. Claire, Dale DaBone), Best Non-Sex Performance (Paul Thomas), Best Editing, and Best Screenplay and the XRCO awards for Best Film and Best Actress (Taylor Hayes), this is considered by many to be Paul Thomas' best film (as director) ever. Taylor Hayes plays a rackalicious girl from Oklahoma who makes amateur porno with her boyfriend (that is, he films her having sex with other guys). When they get the call from a famous porn director (played by Paul Thomas) to come out to Hollywood, what unfolds is a dark but truly well-written (and well-acted) tale of manipulation in the porn industry. The story is engaging, the sex is enthusiastic and hot, and Taylor Hayes has the cutest, sexiest smile in the biz. This tape gets a Blowfish Recommends, especially for couples and anyone else who likes an intelligent (although entirely unromantic) story with their sex. (2001, 85 min.)

Cast: Taylor Hayes, Joey Ray, Taylor St. Claire, Dale DaBone, Julie Meadows, VooDoo, Mariesa (box credit as Meriesa Arroyo), Tony Tedeschi, Adajja, Rikki Lixxx, Jason McCain, Mark Wood, Eric Everhard, and Paul Thomas (non-sex role)

item TV-VIV-1131-DVD, dvd format: $7.95 [Order]
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[RECOMMENDED!]

Small Favors: Girly Porno Comic Collection: Book One
Coover, Colleen
Eros Comix
Annie has a small problem with masturbation; according to the Queen of her Conscience, she's already used up her lifetime allotment and she's only twenty-one years old. The solution is Nibbil, the supposed cosmic keeper of her conscience. And this tiny little nymph does manage to keep Annie from masturbating too much — by becoming Annie's very own sexual playmate.

This absolutely adorable, black and white comic features a fresh, healthy enjoyment of sex that is all too rare in the genre. The sex is rompy and fun, with some light BDSM and a playful attitude we just love. We can't recommend this one highly enough. (2002, 128 pp.)

item TC-ERS-1013: $14.95 [Order]
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Tricks... To Please A Woman
Wiseman, Jay
Greenery Press
This is a collection of some of the author's favorite tricks from the popular Tricks series (most of which are now sadly out of print). Loads of suggestions for fun, cool, sexy, innovative things to make women enjoy themselves more in bed . Some of these tricks made us slap ourselves on the forehead and say "Why didn't WE think of that?" and a few made us go "Duh! We knew that already!", but overall this is a fine collection of spiffy ideas for making sex more fun. We especially like #62 (and can't wait to try it — with our own variations! — at home!). There are even some sections on some of the basics of sex, like "how to clean toys after use" and "tips for responsible power exchange play." A neat little book to get your own ideas flowing, with plenty of room in the margins for notes (such as "ooh, honey, let's try this one" and "Mmmm, I bet that would work really well on me"). Buy your own copy and mark it up today! (2002, 148 pp.)

item TB-GRN-1051: $13.95 [Order]
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[RECOMMENDED!]

Taken
Veronica Hart
Taken is another fine film directed by Veronica Hart which happens to hit all of the elements that we look for in a Couple's Video (see the top of the Couple's Videos section to see what those are). It's a plot-oriented, romance novel-type story of a rich housewife/mother (Ginger Lynn) who's kidnapped by a stranger (Evan Stone, looking very Fabio — even wearing a white ruffled shirt in one scene) and kept captive until she falls in love with him. The film is mostly populated with performers approaching (or in the case of Hirschel Savage, about to leave) their forties, but they're all quite fit and attractive and still very sexy to watch. The sex, at times fast and even a bit rough, at other times gentle and slow, is all skillfully shot and edited together to show both the passion and personalities of the characters. In addition to some grand sexual performances, particularly from Ginger Lynn and from Alexandra Silk (in her scene with Herschel Savage), the story is also well-acted in the plot scenes, winning Ginger Lynn the Best Actress and Herschel Savage the Best Supporting Actor awards from AVN. (In case you care, Ginger Lynn's hair in the film looks nothing like her hair on the box cover, except for being blond.) (2001, 140 min.)

Cast: Ginger Lynn, Evan Stone, Rebecca Lord, Kelsey, Adajja, Alexandra Silk, Herschel Savage, Tyler Wood, Lexington Steele, and Randy Spears

item TV-VCA-1135-DVD, dvd format: $14.95 [Order]
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I Rub My Duckie Vibrator
OK, it's really cute. And it looks innocent, right? Sitting by your bathtub, or even next to your bed. Heck, you could leave it on your coffee table, and probably not even get a raised eyebrow.

But this little waterproof duck is not as innocent as it looks. In fact, it's quite a naughty ducky. When you pet it (squeeze its back), it starts to vibrate in some very interesting ways. You could use the bill for very focused stimulation, and there's lots of areas for more diffused sensations — like the back of the head, neck or tail (the tail is especially fun, if a teensy bit disturbing, because you get to grab the head and use it as a handle). It's also fun to use the head and tail together (head forward or tail forward). A very versatile duckie, indeed.

And, now, the Duckie is available in interesting duckie-variations! In addition to the traditional (well, vibrating, but otherwise traditional) Yellow we now have the kinky Bondage Duckie (complete with Duckie-sized handcuffs and a non-removable ball-gag), the oh-so-wicked Devil Duckie (complete with heart-shaped foaming bath salts), the goth Duckie in Black and three new chic Paris Duckies (in Noir, Violette and Rose), which come adorned with a feather boa and sparkling "beakring" stud. Truly, there is now a Duckie for every occassion.

I Rub My Ducky is made from soft plastic. It uses 2 AA batteries (included, although we won't guarantee they're any good, since we don't know how long they've been in storage; we do sell batteries), and requires a screwdriver (either kind) to change the batteries. It is waterproof (due to a rubber gasket; make sure you close it tightly!) and it floats. As a matter of fact, it can "swim" around the tub if you let it go while it's vibrating. Note that, while the vibrator is pretty quiet when used on land and cannot be heard when used with the water running in the shower, in a standard tub full of water it makes a much louder low rumble (as would any waterproof vibrator, it's physics!). 5" long (chest to tail), 2-3/4" wide at the top of the back, and 4-3/4" tall at the head; precise measurements are a bit difficult, since it's shaped like a duck, not a rectangle, but you get the picture.

(5% of the price of each and every I Rub My Duckie we sell will be donated to the International Bird Rescue Research Center in Fairfield, California.)

item TT-BTT-1503-YL, yellow: $24.95 [Order]
item TT-BTT-1503-BON, bondage: $24.95 [Order]
item TT-BTT-1503-DEV, devil: $24.95 [Order]
item TT-BTT-1503-BK, black: $24.95 [Order]
item TT-BTT-1503-PBK, paris noir: $25.95 [Order]
item TT-BTT-1503-PPR, paris violette: $25.95 [Order]
item TT-BTT-1503-PPK, paris rose: $25.95 [Order]
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[RECOMMENDED!]

Rabbit Sleeve Mini Vibrator Attachment
If you want to make your Water Dancer or Pocket Rocket vibrator more versatile, this perky little purple elastomer (100% pthalate-free!) bunny can add a variety of sensations. Just slip it over the vibrator's head, and you get a whole panoply of tickly sensations that the vibrator can't provide on its own. The 1" long ears are good for gentle clit or nipple tickling. The 3/4" wide head can be pressed directly against the clit for vibrations that are stronger than those of the ears, but more diffuse than those of the vibrator alone. And you can slip the head inside (not too far, you don't want it to get lost up there!), providing a softer probing sensation than with the vibrator alone. If you slip it down fully onto the vibrator in question, it adds 1-1/8" length to the vibrator. Emphatically not suggested for internal anal play (it's be no fun at all if the sleeve slipped off inside your butt). Just under 4" total length (it's a little hard to measure precisely, since the bunny ears are so bendy).

item TT-VBX-1507: $7.95 [Order]
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[RECOMMENDED!]

Black Dragon Latex Gloves
When we saw these latex gloves a collective "OOOO!" went up around the Blowfish office. Never ones to carry plain old boring latex, the gloves are quite a titillating shade of dusky black. Useful for all those messy situations that life throws in your path including, but not limited to, fisting, wrestling in pudding, and digging around in your garden.

These medical grade non-sterile gloves are powder-free. We carry these gloves in three different sizes (S,M,L) in attractive boxes of 100. Please remember that latex should not be used with oil-based lubricants or other oil-based products.

item TS-GLG-1028-S, small: $15.95 [Order]
item TS-GLG-1028-M, medium: $15.95 [Order]
item TS-GLG-1028-L, large: $15.95 [Order]
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Sex Tips for Girls
Heimel, Cynthia
Fireside
With engaging section titles such as "Zen and the Art of Diaphragm Insertion" and "Orgasms, Care And Feeding Of" and Heimel's witty, snappy prose, this book will have you laughing and nodding your head as she hits on truth after sexual truth. Not exactly up-to-date on some points (the section on swinging reeks of 1970's mentality), most other topics are spot-on: dating, dieting (mid-80's style dieting, that is), beauty, girlfriends, sexual etiquette, sex and the single parent, lingerie and travel are all addressed here in ways that will make you giggle and pass the book to anyone nearby so they can read it too. If you have ever tried dating or having sex, and you like a good laugh, you should read this book. (1983, 205 pp.)

item TB-SMS-1059: $12.00 [Order]
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[RECOMMENDED!]

Hyper Bullet Vibrator
Form truly meets function (not to mention goes out, falls in love with and lives happily ever after with function) in this cute little bullet. The bullet is a classic design that was blessed with some great improvements. Yes, yes, a gushing review, (double-entendre?) Honestly, the reviewer did not expect this bullet to deliver so handily. But this little thing just goes and goes in very nice ways.

The Hyper Bullet is about 2-1/4" long and 1" in diameter, is  made of hard turquoise plastic, and takes three AAA batteries (not included, but we do sell them). It has a separate wire-connected control with an LED display (you can actually watch the patterns of vibrations like a light show as they happen).

It has five different vibration modes: 1) a constant vibration, 2) an even pulse, 3) a super-great rev-up then fall pattern, 4) a patterned pulse, and 5) a crazy, chaotic all over the place like lightning mode. The patterns, combined with 10 levels of progressive speed, help this little bullet pack a pretty powerful punch.

Bullets can be a little slippery to deal with and a bit tricky to position correctly for clitoral play, but this reviewer was certainly willing and able to work around this limitation.

Fun for both vaginal and anal play, we recommend putting a condom on your bullets no matter where it most entertains you to put them — not only for ease of cleaning and to keep fluids out of the bullet, but also to make removing them a simpler task, since you should not pull on the wires themselves. Also remember we really don't think you should slip this toy inside to wear around for all day vibrations. For one thing, all vibrators gradually heat up while they're running, and you don't want to harm yourself with a vibrator that gets too hot, especially since you probably won't notice what is likely to be a gradual temperature increase.

Also fits the Tristan 2 (with hollow neck) butt-plug! If you do use it in another toy, you may want to put some lube on the bullet first, to make squeezing it out easier when you're done.

item TT-CAL-1520: $35.95 [Order]
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Teardrop Waterproof Vibrator
Small (about 5-1/2" long, 1-1/4" wide at the widest point), smooth and tear-drop shaped, this elegant vibrator is great for both external and internal stimulation. The narrow neck makes it easy to hold the tear-drop end inside the vagina, and could be used for all sorts of things (light kegel exercises, B&D play, G-spot stimulation and beginner insertion play to name a few). The variable speed vibrations are controlled by a dial at one end of the vibrator; one of the nice things about this style of vibrator is that the batteries are self-contained, which means no bulky boxes or wires to confuse things in the bedroom. Overall, the unusual shape and surprisingly powerful vibrations make this a nice little addition to any collection.

NOTE: Because this toy does not have a flared base, we strongly suggest that you NOT use it up the butt.

Runs on two AAA batteries (not included, but we do sell them). Seafoam Teal.

item TT-CAL-1521: $12.95 [Order]
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Latex Opera Gloves - Black
Ever put on a regular latex glove and think to yourself "if only I had 12 more inches of glove"? Measuring 21 inches from middle fingertip to the glove cuff, you'll never have to feel that way again. This is garment-quality reusable black latex, fancy enough to wear out to the theatre, sexy enough to wear in by yourself. We sell these unshined, but they will gloss up pretty nicely with a little lube or your favorite latex polish. We keep all sizes in stock and they are sold by the pair.

item TS-GLG-1047-XL, extra large: $29.95 [Order]
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[RECOMMENDED!]

The Best of Vulva Massage
Joseph Kramer, Ph.D.
Erospirit
Everything your mother should have told you, and some things she probably didn't know. This is an anthology covering some of the best footage from the most educational films about female genital massage. Featuring such masturbatory luminaries as Annie Sprinkle, Joseph Kramer, and Betty Dodson, this video covers everything from tantra and erotic vulva massage to couples and sensual touch for one. Before you start thinking about stuffy classrooms and old anatomical charts, we should tell you that more than a few of us Blowfishies found The Best of Vulva Massage quite hot in its own right. There's nothing stuffy about beautiful couples and singles of all body types and age groups getting off. And wow, do these women just glow. It might convince you to consider vulva massage as an every day ritual.

Featuring footage from the videos Celebrating Orgasm, Tantric Journey to Female Orgasm, Ancient Secrets of Sexual Ecstasy, An Intimate Guide to Female Genital Massage, Tantric Massage Video, Ageless Desire, Sluts and Goddesses, and Pelvic-Heart Integration Part 2. If you're in the market for something to teach you how to give a decent handjob, this is certainly a good place to start. (2002, 83 min.)

Cast: Betty Dodson, Kenneth Ray Stubbs, Annie Sprinkle, Joseph Kramer, Deborah Anapool, Suzie Heumann, Jack Painter, Deborah Sundahl, Julliet Anderson, Victor Gold, Jwala

item TV-ESP-1224-DVD, dvd format: $29.95 [Order]
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I Watch Smut, and I Vote! Bumper Sticker
You asked for it, and here it is! We've never had the response to a theoretical product as we did for this one, a bumper sticker that proudly proclaims, "I Watch Smut, and I Vote!" Get one for your car, your friend's car... heck, get one for everyone's car!

It's cool black with hot red lettering... really, what could be a better present for the smut-lover in your life?

And, even better, Blowfish will donate all profits from the sales of this bumper sticker to free-speech and anti-censorship organizations, so you're doing good, too!

item TA-BLO-1011-WS, i watch smut, and i vote!: $2.95 [Order]
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[RECOMMENDED!]

Full Load
Barbara DeGenevieve
Fatale Media
Don't dwell too long on who is male and who is female in this one or you will miss all the action. And really, transcending gender seems to be part of the point of this smutty gem. We see Mistress Cobra punishing three gutterpunk boys for trespassing, witness two queer girls slam-fuck each other with spanking and toe-fucking in an attic, and watch as two adorable butch dykes get each other off with cocks and fingers and lips.

This Blowfishie's personal favorite was the titular last scene where a hunky female-to-male (FTM) boy and his lovely girlfriend are doing laundry down in the basement. As he sweetly eases her out of her clothes he tosses them into the washer. The chemistry between these two is real and the sex is hotly tender. It is especially striking to see FTM genitals up close and aroused. We hope this beautiful sight becomes less rare. (2002, 100 min.)

Cast: Mistress Cobra, Santiago, JJ Bitch, Slowboy, Bug, Billy, Angel, Dragon, Bruzer, Fern

item TV-FTL-1230-DVD, dvd format: $41.95 [Order]
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[RECOMMENDED!]

Bend Over Beginner Harness Kit
This kit comes with almost everything you'll need to get you started in strap-on sex. Just add some lube and you're ready to go. The Bend Over Beginner Harness Kit is marketed specifically for girls who want to give it to their guys, but we don't see any reason why it can't be used by a wider variety of people. We think it's a worthy (and inexpensive) way to find out if you like harness sex; ultimately you might want to upgrade to a different harness and other dildos, but we've also got lots of customers who use this kit regularly and find it is just right for their needs.

Purple velvet is used for the harness base, which is both soft and slightly padded for your comfort. The nylon webbing straps are adjustable, accommodating up to 50" hips. It comes with a 1-1/2" O-ring that can be replaced if you wish to use the harness with larger dildos. And the clever designers of this harness included a small pocket at the top of the base into which you can slip a One-Touch Mini Bullet (included, with batteries; do note we won't guarantee the batteries will be any good, since we don't know how long they've been in storage). See the One-Touch Mini Bullet description under Bullet Vibrators for more details on this toy. (In case you're wondering, yes, this is the same harness that's sold separately as the Vibrating Velvet Harness although the Vibrating Velvet Harness comes with two extra O-rings that are not included in this kit.)

The Bend Over Beginner Harness Kit comes with two basic silicone dildos; the Small Silk (4-1/4" insertable length and 13/16" wide; pictured in harness above and on the right in the lower photo) and the Medium Silk (5-1/4" insertable length and 1-3/16" wide; pictured left in the lower photo), both in a shimmering light blue/purple (called Purple Haze) that complements the purple velvet of the harness beautifully. They are both smooth for easy sliding and slightly curved, allowing for gentle prostate or G-spot stimulation.

item TT-TNT-1572: $67.95 [Order]
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The Grapes of Writhe Anal Beads
Responding to the ever-constant demand for pleasant things to put up one's butt, we present the Grapes of Writhe. We've tested several kinds of anal beads and found some of them lacking and others quite dangerous. Finally, we've discovered a set that is smooth and over 10" long from first to last bloop. Made from a light purple jelly-like material that seems to be firmer than most of our other jelly toys. Bloop size ranges from 3/8" to 1", which means that this is an excellent toy for beginners hoping to gradually work up to larger toys. There is a nice ring on the end, should you wish to jiggle or remove the Grapes of Writhe. Please read our guide to caring for jelly and other soft materials for advice on cleaning and storage.

Yes, the pun is ours.

item TT-CAL-1573: $7.95 [Order]
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Vibrating Velvet Harness
Our testing couple found this harness both comfortable and sexy. The backing is made from a soft, slightly padded velvet-like material. And if that weren't enough, tucked into a pocket in the top of the harness backing is a wireless Micro-Mini Vibrator (included, with batteries; do note we won't guarantee the batteries will be any good, since we don't know how long they've been in storage). See the Micro-Mini Vibrator description under Outie Vibrators for more details on this toy. Our testing couple both enjoyed the little added zing they got from the vibrations. The flexible nylon webbing straps of the Vibrating Velvet Harness adjust to fit up to 50" hips. The O-ring can be swapped out for a different size (it comes with 1-1/2", 1-3/4", and 2" rings). And cleaning is easy since the whole thing is hand-washable; just don't forget to take the vibrator out of the pouch before you toss the harness into the sink to soak!

The Black and Purple Vibrating Velvet Harness are pictured to the left, dildo not included.

item TT-SSI-1583-BK, black: $33.95 [Order]
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[RECOMMENDED!]

Marie and Jack, a Love Story
Tony Comstock
If you've ever wondered what a relationship between two porn stars would be like, you need to see this film. The reality might just surprise you. Marie and Jack are two twenty-something hotties who share the most intimate details of their relationship in this myth-breaking documentary. On screen they are sexual dynamos, fucking and sucking their ways to the top. At home their lovemaking is some of the most tender sex this Blowfishie has ever had the pleasure of spying in on. We listen to Marie and Jack talk about what it takes to be in the industry and, even better, what it takes to please each other and make their relationship work. And plus, you get to watch them fuck.

The DVD has the entire film, plus raw footage of the sex scene from both cameras that were used so you can "edit" the scene yourself using the Angle button on your DVD player. Nifty!

This is a hotly sweet gem, highly recommended!

Best of the Fest, 2002 Sexual Health and Pleasure Film Festival, Los Angeles

Best Overall, 2002 SinCine Film Festival, New York

Best Documentary, 2002 SinCine Film Festival, New York (2002, 27 min.)

Cast: Marie Silva and Jack Bravo

item TV-DRY-1250-DVD, dvd format: $24.95 [Order]
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The Joy of Erotic Massage
Mark Schoen
Sinclair
If you're among the many people who have contacted us asking about erotic or sensual massage, The Joy of Erotic Massage can help. Host sexologist Louise-Andrée Saulnier explains the need for touch and encourages us to remember that connecting to your partner though touch and massage can often be more physically and emotionally satisfying than "regular sex." The action, which is demonstrated by two heterosexual couples, is narrated by Lesley M. Blair (who sounds a bit like Barry White) and is a slow and sensual exploration of tips and techniques for giving and receiving all-over body massage, including genital massage. So schedule some private time to watch this with your lover and then take turns applying your newfound knowledge to each other. (2001, 55 min.)

Cast: Dan Anderson, Kira Reed Anderson, Alex Alexander, Lisa Rolland

item TV-SIN-1256-DVD, dvd format: $19.95 [Order]
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Safe Word
Weatherfield, Molly
Cleis Press
Fans of Carrie's Story will definitely want to get their hands on this hot little sequel to that best-selling erotic S/M novel. Safe Word continues the story of Carrie, former Berkeley lit. student turned sex-slave, after her sale at a fancy European slave auction. This book starts at the end of her year-long servitude and slave-training, with Carrie meeting up with her former master, Jonathan. The book goes back and forth, with Carrie and Jonathan swapping stories from their past year apart, and it gives a fascinating glimpse into their interpersonal dynamics and individual sexual experiences. That is, if you chose to read it straight-through, it does. The book also works well if you hold it open with one hand, breathlessly skimming for the next hot sexy scene while furiously jacking or jilling-off with the other hand. Pony-play, BDSM and, of course, ass-fucking scenes are liberally peppered throughout the book. You know you want it. (2003, 248 pp.)

item TB-CLS-1078: $14.95 [Order]
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[RECOMMENDED!]

In a Metal Web
Manning, Michael
NBM
The third in the very popular and wonderfully naughty Spider Garden series, In a Metal Web continues the story of Sasaya Nijan, once a slave given to the Sacred Angrogyne Shaalis to pay off a gambling debt, now the voluptuous caretaker of Hir sexual playground known as the Spider Garden. But from the ocean depths the Serpentine Sisters watch, planning to trick Sasaya into their devious plans. Michael Manning's artwork (which also graces our Blowfish Mermaid Mug) is as sharp as ever, and the sex depicted here is so hot the review copy kept mysteriously disappearing from our Book Buyer's desk. Definitely recommended. (2003, 70 pp.)

item TC-NBM-1019: $11.95 [Order]
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Clearly Sex
Sydney Masters
Blowfish Video
Good things come in small packages, especially when the package is from Blowfish. The lovely Seven receives a special delivery from us, a box full of Cox Industries acrylic toys. She makes plans with some girlfriends for a play date, but can she wait? Noooo... the acrylic toys are just too beautiful to resist. Beautifully shot and edited, we've brought together some of our two very favorite things; girls and acrylic toys!

This hot flick takes you from an all-girl sex party where the play is wet and rompy, to an especially delicious solo scene with an acrylic night stick, to a beautiful girl having her freaky way with her boytoy. We Blowfishies were blown away by the bubbly energy of this film, and especially the deliciously real orgasms the actors were having.

Watch trailer: QuickTime or Windows Media Player. (2003, 60 min.)

Cast: Seven, Lorelei, Starri Noir, Leila Snow, Charles Paul, Cate Cannon (non-sex role)

item TV-BVI-1271-DVD, dvd format: $14.95 [Order]
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Red Zinger Bullet Vibrator
What a fun little toy! This tiny vibrator (1-1/4" long, and a smidge over 1/2" in diameter) is just about the size of a fingertip. It delivers surprisingly powerful vibrations; so intense, in fact, that it skirts the border of pain play (almost like a tattoo gun without the needle.) The wire-attached dial control box allows you to vary the intensity of the vibrations slightly. This is definitely the tiniest bullet-style vibrator we've seen, and a very fun addition to any toy collection.

The possibilities for play include nipples, butt, pussy, between your toes, it even fits in an ear! Runs on 2 AA batteries (not included, but we do sell them). Red.

Note: You definitely want to put a condom on this little bullet if you're planning to use it internally — not only for ease of cleaning and to keep fluids out of the bullet, but also to make removing it a simpler task, since you should not pull on the wire. Also remember we really don't think you should slip this toy inside to wear around for all day vibrations. For one thing, all vibrators gradually heat up while they're running, and you don't want to harm yourself with a vibrator that gets too hot, especially since you probably won't notice what is likely to be a gradual temperature increase.

item TT-VBX-1607: $13.95 [Order]
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Strawberry Astroglide Lubricant
All the slippery goodness of your old favorite, Astroglide, now in Strawberry! A lightly flavored lube so you can still have oral sex after you lube up. Sweet! A good lube for folks who prefer their lube with a thinner texture, Strawberry Astroglide is long-lasting, non-sticky, colorless and clear, with a thin, liquidy texture and a mild, slightly sweet strawberry taste. If you like the thinner texture of silicone-based lubes but want something you can use with silicone sex toys, Strawberry Astroglide is a fine choice. A water-based glycerine lube.

Ingredients: Purified water, glycerin, propylene glycol, hydroxyethlcellulose, strawberry flavor, aspartame, methylparaben, sodium benzoate.

item TS-AST-1064-148, 5 oz.: $11.95 [Order]
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The New Bondage Fairies: Fairie Fetish
Kondom
Eros Graphic Albums
Attention all kinky bug-lovers! The New Bondage Fairies: Fairie Fetish is a collection of the strange-yet-popular Bondage Fairies comix. If you've never seen it before, it's... unique. The pretty little fairies flit around in their bondage gear, falling prey to preying mantis, being rogered by robins and even banged by beetles. All of it done in Manga style. The sex is sometimes consensual, often not, and the consequences for their randy attackers/ seducers is sometimes a little hard to watch. This edition even has fairie-human sex, as well as a special "The Care and Feeding of Fairies" section at the back. Definitely NOT for the faint of heart. (2003, 154 pp.)

item TC-ERS-1024: $19.95 [Order]
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[RECOMMENDED!]

Smart Balls Vaginal Exerciser
Looking for something stealthy and fun to put in your pussy? These Smart Balls are quiet, particularly when muffled inside your, well, muff. The basic marketing pitch on these is that the two 1-1/2" balls have smaller weighted balls inside which rattle around and "vibrate" inside you as you move around; this is said to strengthen the vaginal muscles. And they're made of Elastomed, a medical-grade, latex-free, silicone product that had a harder-than-traditional-silicone consistency which allows the balls to maintain their shape and yet they still feel smooth and comfortable with a texture quite a bit like traditional silicone. Sadly, due to supply issues, you can't specify the color, but they're all two-tone colors (black with grey pictured).

These things are as cute as they are fun. You don't even need batteries! You just pop them in your cunt and go about your day, giving even the most boring household tasks a bit of a kick. Piles of laundry to do? Ha! Tub need a good scrubbin'? Double ha! The more you move, the more they do. We suggest taking up country line dancing.

2.5 ounces.

Note: This is not a butt-toy. While it may seem like a good idea to stick them up your butt, the fact that they don't have any flange to speak of makes us think that this would be a very unwise choice.

item TT-FUF-1623: $25.95 [Order]
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[RECOMMENDED!]

Silicone Cock & Ball Rings
Our reviewer has become quite the cock ring connoisseur in his adult life, and he says these guys are great and very useful as a first time toy for men interested in using cock rings. With these a man can figure out size, longevity, and comfort, before moving up to the more expensive rigid cock rings. And although the manufacturer warns that you shouldn't leave these on for long periods of time, and we agree, if you have an experience like our reviewer and fall into a post-orgasm nap without remembering to take it off, they're stretchy enough to remove without struggle or pain and they spring right back to normal size. Our reviewer also played with twisting the larger one and using it on the shaft of his cock with very nice results, so they're versatile too. Comes in a set of three rings with an inside diameter of 40 mm, 45 mm, and 50 mm or for those not so metric-ly inclined, roughly 1-1/2", 1-3/4" and 2". Clear.

item TT-PIP-1627: $11.95 [Order]
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Paradise Flavored / Colored Condoms, Water-Based Lube
Paradise Flavored / Colored Condoms condoms are average-size, latex condoms with a straight shaft. What's special about them, however, is that they're flavored, scented, and colored. For those of you who want to use latex condoms but hate the taste, these just might be your answer! They work particularly well for giving a blowjob with a condom (as long as you've learned how to avoid being gagged by the reservoir tip!). A very mild amount of the flavor also rubs off on the parts it's been touching, so oral sex after the condom has been removed tastes much nicer than the lingering flavor you get from other latex condoms. They're pretty inexpensive, too, if you're looking for a basic cheap condom to use on dildos and other sex toys. These are lubricated with a water-based formula, so they are safe to use with your silicone sex toys, as well as toys made from other materials.

These come in a Dozen of all the same flavor. Please be sure to specify which flavor you want.

Please note: All condoms are subject to occasional breakage even if you've never had one break before. We advise everyone to follow the manufacturer's directions and pay close attention to the condition of all condoms throughout their use during penetration.

Available in the following:

  • mint (green) (-MT)
  • strawberry (red) (-SW)
  • vanilla (blue) (-VN)

item TS-PMS-1068-12S, dozen (all same flavor): $5.95 [Order]
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Durex Condoms, Unlubed
Finally, just what you asked for; a really boring condom. No ribs or nubbins (although it does have a reservoir tip), no exotic flavors or lubricants. Nothing but latex, in fact. So, why would you want a condom like this? Well, they work really excellently for all your silicone and mystery material toys. You don't have to worry about weird lube interactions that will break them down. It makes clean-up easy and sharing your toys a snap!

Please note: All condoms are subject to occasional breakage even if you've never had one break before. We advise everyone to follow the manufacturer's directions and pay close attention to the condition of all condoms throughout their use during penetration.

item TS-DRX-1065-50, set of 50: $17.95 [Order]
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[RECOMMENDED!]

The Black Glove / The Elegant Spanking
Maria Beatty
Blue Productions
The Black Glove and The Elegant Spanking Two great films that go great together. Here's what we had to say about each of them:

  • It's a rare and wonderful treat to see a porn film that applies a real artistry to its subject, and this elegantly perverse lesbian SM video is most definitely one of those rare treats. An exquisitely-made black-and-white movie, The Black Glove has the feel of a 1920's German art film, with a rich, shadowy, carefully crafted look and a slow, seductive pace. But don't be misled by all this high-falutin' artsy talk; there's lots of gorgeous kink to get you off, with bondage, gags, cunt and nipple torture, boot worship, and a hot wax scene that left us with our mouths hanging open in awe. (We won't tell you where the wax goes — you have to find out for yourself.)
  • Elegant is definitely the word for the spankings in this graceful, genteel, exquisitely crafted gem of a movie. The scene is a simple and classic one — the punishment of a submissive housemaid by her mistress — but this arty, classy, black-and-white movie is anything but ordinary. Its perversities, which range from spankings and strappings to foot fetishism and piss play, are beautifully choreographed and skillfully framed, giving it a look that is lovely and haunting and intensely arousing.

Both have music and sound design by John Zorn.

(2003, 1 hr.)

Cast: Maria Beatty, Mistress Morgana, Sabrina, Rosemary Delain

item TV-BLE-1332-DVD, dvd format: $19.95 [Order]
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[RECOMMENDED!]

Feeldoe Silicone Double Dildo
We here at Blowfish have endlessly toiled away in our testing labs, trying out every double dildo we could get our eager little hands on. It's a rough job, we tell you but we are happy to introduce the Feeldoe Silicone Double Dildo! The manufacturer says that this silicone toy can be used without a harness, an idea we adore, but we've had some mixed results in testing. Some people report they are able to pop it in and go to town while others require a dildo harness to keep it inserted. We think it might have something to do with body type (these things always do) — those of us with thighs that meet at the top have a natural way to hold the dildo in place, as long as we're fucking with our legs reasonably close together (or lying down). (We have a Double Ended dildo section of our Harness Buying Guide for advice on harnesses to go with this dildo.)

This is an excellent double dildo for those of you just starting out in strap-on sex, as well as for those with a bit more experience. Unlike other double toys, the bulb has a bit of grip internally so it doesn't slide out very easily and lacks the bulky center joint other double dildos rely upon for stability. The bulb-end that goes inside the wearer is held in place by the PC muscles, making the thrust motion lovely on the G-spot. The cock-end protrudes forwards like a real penis, aimed and ready to be sucked on or fucked. This dildo can also be used as a hand-held toy by gripping the bulb and manually thrusting. In addition to this, the Feeldoe is cleverly ribbed just about where the wearer's clit would sit, allowing her to grind away towards orgasm as she is doing her lover.

As an added bonus, the manufacturer of the Feeldoe has put a slot in the "elbow" of all four styles where a One-Touch Mini Vibe (included) can be inserted to add a mild zing to your activities!

We should note that the latest Feeldoe, the Feeldoe More has, in addition to more length and a more pronounced head, a more flexible shaft as well as higher clit ridges, making it that much more fun to wear.

Usually available in four sizes:

Slim (blue): Bulb-End is 3-1/4" long x 1-1/2" thick. Cock-End is 5-1/2" x 1-1/4".

Classic (purple) : Bulb-End is 3-1/4" long x 1-1/2" thick. Cock-End is 5-1/2" x 1-1/2".

Stout (black): Bulb-End is 3-1/4" long x 1-1/2" thick. Cock-End is 6" x 1-3/4".

More (red): Bulb-End is 3-1/4" long x 1-1/2" thick. Cock-End is 6-3/4" x1 -5/8".

item TT-TNT-1633-CLA, feeldoe classic (purple): $110.95 [Order]
item TT-TNT-1633-STO, feeldoe stout (black): $119.95 [Order]
item TT-TNT-1633-SLM, feeldoe slim (blue): $103.95 [Order]
item TT-TNT-1633-MOR, feeldoe more (red): $120.95 [Order]
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[RECOMMENDED!]

Wahl 2-Speed Coil Vibrator
This is a coil-operated vibrator, an entirely different and nearly silent type of plug-in vibrator, and we're very happy to have it in our collection. While wand vibrators do have a large following among vibrator fans, many people prefer the faster, more intense, more tightly focused vibrations of coil-operated vibrators to the deeper, more diffuse vibrations of wands. Coil vibrators are also somewhat lighter, and they're a whole lot quieter. In fact, of all the super strong vibing toys plug-ins we have, this is the quietest!

The Wahl is one of the strongest vibrators we carry; a durable, high-quality coil vibrator with two speeds — a low, rich thrumming, and a high-frequency setting that's very intense indeed. It has a very comfortable feel in the hand, with a narrow handle that fits right in your palm. It comes with six attachments, for scalp massage and such, but if you're going to be using it the way we think you are, the "spot" attachment is probably the one you want (shown attached). Note: The attachments are not really designed to be inserted, and they're definitely not safe to insert anally.

If you are planning to use this toy outside of the United States, please see our Ordering Information page for important warranty information.

item TT-WHL-1634: $26.95 [Order]
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Hogtie Cuffs Set
This is a handy set for a variety of bondage games. The kit includes 4 cuffs made from soft, velvety black fabric and each has a ring and clip sewn on. They feature Velcro closures and are adjustable to a fairly wide range of sizes that should cover most wrists or ankles (they'll work from about 7" to about 12" in circumference). Then there's the handy little hogtie ring — a solid metal ring with four more rings attached to it. The 4 rings are attached with webbing that's riveted together, providing a sturdy, flat-lying connection while allowing the rings to slide around the main ring so you can get just the right location for your cuff connections. Using the whole set, you can cuff your partner around the wrists and ankles and clip each of the cuffs to the hogtie ring either behind the back, as shown in the photo, or around the front of the body in knee-hugging type pose. And at times when you're in the mood for a different bondage position (say, simply bound at the wrists and ankles or spread eagle), you can leave out the hogtie ring and the cuffs can easily be clipped to each other or to Tethers.

item TT-SSI-1663: $30.95 [Order]
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[RECOMMENDED!]

Barbara Broadcast Too!
Veronica Hart
VCA Pictures
You know that an adult movie actress is good at what she does when she does a scene in which her character loses her virginity, as an adult... and you believe every moment of it.

Chloe is one of our favorite actresses here at Blowfish, and this movie shows why. She's cute, funny, and when she has sex, you know she's having a great time. The sex is sweet, fun, and hot. The movie is very funny in places, and don't we all wish we lived in a world in which sexual demonstrations at book signings were considered normal?

While all the performers are attractive, none of them have a look that screams "porn star!", and that's a good thing. The women are a wide range of ages and physical types, and not one of them has an unnatural-looking body... and that's a very good thing. There's a lot of emphasis on female pleasure, and that's... well, that's a very, very good thing. (2003, 135 min.)

Cast: Chloe, Alex Foxe, Ashlyn Gere, Brooke Adams, Dru Berrymoor, Justine Romee, Kelly Steele, Rebecca Bardoux, Rebecca Starr, Ruby, Sharon Kane, Venus, Wendy Divine, Anthony Hardwood, Billy Glyde, Chris Cannon, Dino Bravo, Hamilton Steele, Mark Anthony, Marty Romano, Matt Ward, Rafe, Randy Spears, Steve Hatcher, Steven Wilcox, Tyce Bune, William Monaro

item TV-VCA-1349-DVD, dvd format: $15.95 [Order]
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[RECOMMENDED!]

Decadent Indulgence Vibrator
If you are looking for a bunny-vibe but would like to try a different creature, this humming bird will rock your little world with more intensity than any furry mammal. The Decadent Indulgence has some rather different features from our other rotating-shaft/clit-vibrator toys. First off, instead of containing loose beads that are pushed around by a moving rod, the balls inside the rotating shaft in this toy are mounted in fixed locations on the gyrating shaft so they can't get jammed up against each other. Second, the hummingbird clit-vibrator differs from our bunny and fish models for two reasons: 1) the wings provide a variety of caressing vibrations around the vaginal lips, depending on where you locate them, and 2) you can achieve a wide range of vibration sensations from stingy, to tickly, to straight-up vibration, depending on how close to the clit (or other vibration point) you press the bird's beak and head. The third different feature of this toy is that the Auto Reverse button doesn't just change the direction of the rotation; it actually cycles through three types of rotation: single direction, short bursts in one direction and then the other and back again, or rapid switches between directions.

The shaft is 1-1/2" wide at the rotating balls section and about 5-1/2" of the shaft is insertable. Covered in a pink rubbery material that has a mild sweet scent. Takes 4 AA batteries (not included, but we do sell them). The shaft and hummingbird each have separate 8-level speed controls with LED displays that are operated with +/- buttons and the Auto Reverse button operates on both parts simultaneously. The Decadent Indulgence provides lots of ways to amuse yourself and/or your partner, and even if you're not in a sexy mood you can always hypnotize yourself by watching the humming bird's beak spin wildly.

Please note, the hummingbird vibrator prong is meant for external vibration only. Please do not insert it, as you may damage the toy and such use is not covered under the warranty.

item TT-CAL-1686: $84.95 [Order]
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[RECOMMENDED!]

Aneros M.G.X. Prostate Stimulator
This weird looking little piece of plastic is specially designed to stimulate the prostate and the perineum. Obviously everyone's reaction to it will be slightly different, but many men say that by using it they can achieve an amazing orgasm without even touching their penis. Our tester could barely speak when it first slipped in, and after a very satisfying experience, said that it really has to be tried to be believed. By the way, our tester is very experienced with butt-play, but he felt that this toy could be used by even butt-play beginners. 1" in diameter at the widest point; about 3-3/4" insertable length.

Instructions on use are included with the product, but for those of you looking at the picture and pondering just how this works, here are the basics: The wider paddle part toward the bottom right of the photo is the "perineum abutment" which is meant to press firmly against the perineum (the area between your anus and your balls) when the main body of the toy is inserted. When slipped inside, the curve of the main body should point toward your belly and the curly handle (lower left in the photo) should be pointing up between your butt cheeks, curling away from your back.

Please note that this is not an "instant orgasm machine." Some men find it works for them quite quickly, but others need to take their time to learn how to relax and use it just right. And really, if giving yourself wonderful orgasms isn't worth investing a little time in, what is?

item TT-ANE-1698: $49.95 [Order]
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Inflatable Vibrating Butt-Plug
Our tester, who is very experienced in butt-play, really liked this toy, and says that it's good for folks exploring their desired fullness since it's so adjustable. Once you slip it in, you can pump it up to get just the right feeling of fullness. And all this can be done with or without vibrations. Quite the versatile toy! Before inflation it's about 3-3/8" insertable length (including the neck) and about 1-5/8" wide at the widest point with a 1" neck (the neck does not inflate).The inflatable skin is latex; use only with water-based lubes (and plenty of it!). The vibrating unit requires 2 AA batteries (not included, but we do sell them). Please read our guide to caring for jelly and other soft materials for advice on cleaning and storage.

item TT-DOC-1699: $24.95 [Order]
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[RECOMMENDED!]

Super Cuffs
These sturdy neoprene cuffs are great for those of you who want non-leather gear but want something that's a bit more serious and strong than most fabric restraints. The thicker-than-usual neoprene cuffs are comfortable yet quite sturdy with wide Velcro closure straps reinforced with an additional Velcro strap that wraps back over the main Velcro closure, giving you an extra-firm connection. The secondary Velcro strap can be used to connect the cuffs to each other through the D-rings to create a very strong coupling. Or if you want to use the cuffs separately, you can use the welded D-rings to attach them to something else, like Tethers. Fits approximately 6" to 10" circumference wrists or ankles with full Neoprene coverage; can go up to about 14" and still hold well, but you will have some scratchy Velcro against the skin. Sold in pairs, of course. Black.

item TT-SSI-1709: $29.95 [Order]
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[RECOMMENDED!]

V'Tae Natural Lavender Lotion, 16 oz.
Here at Blowfish, we support organic farming. Really! Two employees get deliveries of organic vegetables and fruits (no cracks, please) each week. One of us makes organic ice cream. There's a lot organic going on here. And now there is even more... V'Tae Natural Lavender Lotion, made from organic lavender. It's a lovely, rich body lotion with a light, pure lavender scent. It's a great gift, if you can bear to part with it. Paraben-free, too!

Ingredients: Purified water, *sunflower oil, octyl palmitate, glycerin, shea butter, *aloe barbadensis leaf juice, glyceryl stearate, tromethamine stearate, cetyl alcohol, panthenol, allantoin, essential oils of lavender and lavandin, *lavender extract, *arnica extract, *white tea extract, *chamomile extract,mixed tocopherols, , *jojoba oil, *borage oil, tamanu oil, sodium carbomer, grapefruit seed extract, phenoxyethanol (natural rose essence preservative) and ethyl hexyl glycerin (vegetable based preservative) - *certified organic

item TS-VTA-1078: $14.95 [Order]
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5-Ring Rubber Gates of Hell
A kinder, gentler version of the "gates of hell" type of cock-and-ball toy. There's only five rings encaging your equipment instead of the more typical seven, and the rings are rubber, not metal, so they have a little more give. It's a great way to enjoy this intense and fun toy without going overboard. (Of course, if going overboard is what you're looking for, we happily suggest the Seven Gates of Heck.). A 4-1/2" long strip of leather holds the five rubber rings in place; the rings run from 1-1/4" at the tip to 2" at the back (that's the one that fits around your balls). The whole thing is finished off with a metal D-ring on the end to which you can attach a leash or weights, or whatever strikes your fancy. Black.

item TT-SPA-1730: $16.95 [Order]
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Chrome Donut Cock-Ring
This is a lovely chrome cock-ring for those of you who've found out what size ring you like and want something much more solid (and a lot more heavy) than silicone or rubber, or even leather. They weigh about 7 oz. each and feel luxuriously smooth to the touch. The metal is cool when first put on but it warms with your body heat so, after awhile, the ring heats along with your arousal. Our tester said its curved edges make it wearable for a fairly good amount of time, even given it's hefty (each band is 5/8" wide and 3/8" thick). He wore it with no-business-being-so-tight jeans and strolled around the house feeling rather yummy—can you say Castro Crotch?

Note: The measurements given with the prices are the inside diameter of the ring.

item TT-LMS-1735-038, 1-1/2": $21.95 [Order]
item TT-LMS-1735-044, 1-3/4": $21.95 [Order]
item TT-LMS-1735-047, 1-7/8": $24.95 [Order]
item TT-LMS-1735-050, 2": $24.95 [Order]
item TT-LMS-1735-057, 2-1/4": $25.95 [Order]
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Rawhide
Nicholas Steele
Ultimate Pictures
Beautiful photography, beautiful actors, and a beautiful plot... what more can you want from a porn movie? The plot's a good western one: A rancher's daughter sweeps into her father's spread, looking to sell out and cash in. The hands actually doing the work don't much take to that idea... but just how far are they willing to go to stop it?

The production values are great (it was shot on HD, and well-rewards a huge monitor), the acting is good, and the script isn't just a way to get from one sex scene to another. The sex has the usual set of porn conventions (some anal, some facials), but it's also often lovemaking rather than just fucking. And with three disks, this could be the excuse you've needed to get a multidisk DVD changer.

It won a bunch of 2004 AVN Awards, including Best Video Feature (in a tie with Beautiful), Best High-Definition Production, Best Supporting Actress/Video (Brooke Ballentyne), Best Videography (and, boy, did it deserve that one), and Best DVD Packaging (ditto). It also was nominated for, and apparently nearly won, the 2003 XRCO award for Best Video. And as if that wasn't enough, the J. T./Steven St. Croix scene was nominated for an XRCO Award for Best Sex Scene, Couple. (2003, 160 min.)

Cast: Carmen Luvana, Brooke Balentyne, Taylor Rain, Olivia del Rio, J. T., Velvet Rose, Kaylani Lei, Evan Stone, Julian, Randy Spears, Cheyne Collins, Matt Bixel, Joey Ray, Dale Dabone, Steven St. Croix, Jesse V

item TV-SIN-1379-DVD, dvd format: $21.95 [Order]
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[RECOMMENDED!]

Sex Questions Cards
If you ever played Truth or Dare in college, you've probably asked someone a few of these questions. Sex educator Wilhelmina Moosepunch came up with the idea for Sex Questions Cards after the women in her group asked if they could purchase copies of her 3 x 5 note cards. Each of the 64 cards asks a single question designed to get you talking, discussing and sharing your experience with sex. There are no game rules, though you're encouraged to make up your own. Some ideas include: draw a card and have everyone in the circle answer it. Play truth or dare and use these cards as the "truth" part (although a few of them — such as "Demonstrate a favorite sexual position." — could actually function as a dare if you wanted it to). Mix these cards into another, non-sexual card game, such as Fluxx™ or Trivial Pursuit™ to make things a little more interesting. Or you can use these cards to start a discussion with your lover; one couple reported that they've found out things they didn't know, even after five years together. Definitely a good way to discover new things you're both interested in trying out, but were both to afraid to bring up! Highly recommended!

Please note that these cards are subject to the same returns policy as books; they must be received in resellable condition. See our Returns Policy for more details.

item TA-ERF-1001: $9.95 [Order]
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Angels in America: Part One: Millennium Approaches
Kushner, Tony
Theatre Communications Group
Winning the Pulitzer Prize for drama in 1993, Angels in America: Millennium Approaches is the mind-blowing first installment of a two-part play that, despite not being overtly sexual, definitely deserves a place on our pages. With AIDS running rampant and Reagan in the White House, playwright Tony Kushner takes a look at what it means to be an American, seamlessly weaving realism into fantasy (and vice versa) with a cast of characters that includes both the living and the dead. Even in the midst of sickness and self-doubt, Kushner's characters engage in dialogue that is witty, poignant, and even humorous. Tony Kushner has a talent for standing on your toes while tickling you with a feather; he keeps you laughing but you're still aware of the weight. (1993, 119 pp.)

item TB-TCG-1013: $11.95 [Order]
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One-Touch Mini Bullet Vibrator
This is a mini version of the cool one-speed bullet vibrator above. It's wireless, waterproof, and easy to use. Just press the black rubbery button once to turn it on and again to turn it off. What could be simpler? The bullet is approximately 11/16" in diameter and about 2-1/4" long. It will fit into the vibrator holes in any of our toys that take a Micro-Mini Vibrator, providing vibrations without wires and making them usable in wet conditions too! Do note that this bullet is slightly larger than the normal bullets used in these toys; it will fit in fine (a little lube on the vibe before inserting makes it easier to get in and out), but take it out when you're done so you don't permanently stretch out the slot in case you want to use a regular Micro-Mini Vibrator with it in the future. The vibe runs on three AG13 watch batteries, which are included.

Note: The one drawback we see to this design is that you have to be careful about screwing the battery case closed. For the little black gasket that makes it waterproof to work you have to screw it down tightly, but screwing too tight will distort the gasket. Make sure the gasket is flush with the edges of the vibe and that there's no gap between the gasket and the cap before using it in wet conditions or washing it.

Also Note: This really isn't meant to be used as an insertable vibrator. We know you might think this is a great toy to slip inside and wear around vibrations but we really don't think you should do that. For one thing, all vibrators gradually heat up while they're running, and you don't want to harm yourself with a vibrator that gets too hot, especially since you probably won't notice what is likely to be a gradual temperature increase. If you feel compelled to insert it, be smart and put it into a condom first, that way clean up is easier and it's much easier to remove, and only run it for short periods (which will mean pulling it out to turn it off). Absolutely do not insert this up your butt without a condom and make sure that condom doesn't slip inside too!

A few notes about batteries: We won't guarantee the included batteries are any good, since we don't know how long they've been in storage. Also note that these watch batteries seem to overheat easily if you run the battery for too long; do not use for more than 20 minutes at a stretch or the batteries will wear out much faster than they should. We sell replacement batteries for this toy; see Button Cell Batteries.

item TT-DVE-1107: $5.95 [Order]
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[RECOMMENDED!]

One-Touch Vibrating Cock-Ring
This vibe comes with a cock-ring sleeve to vibrate you and your partner as you play. The purple jelly cock-ring sleeve's bullet cover has tiny points all around the surface and the center of one facing side has larger bumps while the other has a series of little "shelves" sticking out to provide extra sensation.

Insert the approximately 1" in diameter, just shy of 3-3/4" long bullet into the bullet cover section of the jelly sleeve with the black rubber button sticking out the top hole. Then slip the very stretchy ring part over your cock or your cock and balls (or a dildo or another vibrator, press the button, and presto—vibrations! Press the button again to turn it off. The vibe runs on three 1.55V Super Cell batteries, which are included.

Our testing couple were doubtful that a bullet this size would be comfortable, but found that it worked just fine with her on top. And when she tired of the vibrations, he spun it around so the vibe was tickling behind his balls, which he also enjoyed. Of course, you can also use this vibe without the jelly cock-ring sleeve.

Note: The one drawback we see to this design is that you have to be careful about screwing the battery case closed. For the little black gasket that makes it waterproof to work you have to screw it down tightly, but screwing too tight will distort the gasket. Make sure the gasket is flush with the edges of the vibe and that there's no gap between the gasket and the cap before using it in wet conditions or washing it.

A few notes about batteries: We won't guarantee the included batteries are any good, since we don't know how long they've been in storage. Also note that these watch batteries seem to overheat easily if you run the battery for too long; do not use for more than 20 minutes at a stretch or the batteries will wear out much faster than they should. We sell replacement batteries for this toy; see One-Touch Bullet batteries.

item TT-DVE-1115: $12.95 [Order]
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Clitoral Hummer Waterproof Vibrator
This is a funky looking multi-speed vibrator. But with those funky looks come some very nice functions. On one side of the top section you have a scoop shape designed to nestle around your clit and provide stimulation all around the clit instead of just straight on it, although depending on your anatomy, you can also press it down so you're getting the surrounding vibrations as well as direct contact with your clit (some women with more pronounced clits will find that their clit is always touching the "bottom" of the scoop anyway, since it's not terribly deep). If you like more direct clit stimulation you can flip it around and use the nub that sticks out the other side of the top to focus the vibrations more tightly. Our tester liked to alternate between the two sides. Plus the whole thing can also be inserted, with the nub providing a bit of extra G-spot stimulation if you've got it turned the right direction. Total insertable length is approximately 6-1/2" if you measure to the tip of the nub (please note this is not safe for anal insertion as it doesn't have a flanged base!). Maximum diameter is 1-1/4". The tip of the nub is about 1/2" and it sticks out about 1/2" from the shaft. The scoop is about 1-1/4" tall and 1/2" wide on the inside and 2" tall by 1" wide on the outer edges. It's a firm plastic. Takes two AA batteries (not included, but we do sell them). Did we mention it's waterproof and pearly white too?

item TT-CAL-1072: $13.95 [Order]
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Natural Contours Energie Vaginal Exerciser
Natural Contours isn't only about vibrators; they designed a kegel exerciser called the Natural Contours Energie Kegel Exerciser. This fourteen ounce pale green barbell is curved with two balls on either end. Its weight helps tighten your vaginal muscles, keeping them fit and strong by providing resistance for you to exercise against. It's curved to fit comfortably inside you, and the ball at the end gives your hand something to grip onto. The shaft is slightly thicker than a finger, so your pussy won't feel like it is held open. Just lie on your back, lube up the Energie, slip it inside and squeeze it with your PC muscles as it goes in. It feels different from vaginal balls, because this is heavier and doesn't provide rumbling sensations. It does make a satisfying dildo with its ergonomic curve that reaches the G-spot, but be careful because it is pretty heavy. The manufacturer suggests using it for 10 minutes daily for two weeks for maximum results. To make it more pleasurable, thrust it in and out every now and then, squeezing as it enters or exits. Made of high-quality phthalate-free ABS plastic and includes instructions. 6-1/2 inches long, 5/8 inches wide in the middle, and 1-1/8 inch diameter at the ends.

item TT-FEM-1198: $35.95 [Order]
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Silver Bullet Vibrator
This the quintessential easy-to-get-off-with vibe. Hold it against your body part of choice and whoosh, off you go. They also fit inside a variety of toys that hold vibrating eggs if you are so inclined. However you're using them, make sure you don't get lube or other fluids inside the bullet through the hole around the wire; that'll ruin the toy.The bullet is 2-1/4" long and just over 1" wide. It's attached by a 29" wire to a black plastic battery pack that takes 2 AA batteries (not included, but we do sell them) and also has the variable-speed slider control in the shape of a small heart.

You may note that the packaging says they're "not suggested for penetration of body openings"; apparently that's there for the manufacturer to avoid FDA hassles. If you want to use this for vaginal or anal insertion please make sure you put it into a condom before inserting it. That will serve three purposes: clean-up is a snap, you won't get any fluid into the bullet through the wire hole, and you can pull it out by the condom rather than the wire so you don't damage the wire and possibly lose the toy inside yourself.

Also Note: We know you might think this is a great toy to slip inside and wear around for all day vibrations but we really don't think you should do that. For one thing, all vibrators gradually heat up while they're running, and you don't want to harm yourself with a vibrator that gets too hot, especially since you probably won't notice what is likely to be a gradual temperature increase. If you feel compelled to insert it, be smart and put it into a condom first, and only run it for short periods. Absolutely do not insert this up your butt without a condom and make sure that condom doesn't slip inside too!

item TT-DVE-1117: $8.95 [Order]
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[RECOMMENDED!]

Tristan 2 Silicone Butt-Plug with Vibrating Bullet
After the great success of the original Tristan butt-plug, people begged Tristan Taormino for more, so she helped design a bigger, longer, thicker plug and called it the Tristan 2 Silicone Butt-Plug. Then they went a step further and made this variation with a hollowed out neck so you can insert the (now included!) Silver Bullet Vibrator in it. It's still got the special base with convex curves at the sides for greater comfort between the cheeks, but it's quite a bit larger all around. The neck is approximately 1-5/8" wide and 1-3/4" long. The bulb at the top is about 2-1/16" at the widest point and makes the total insertable length about 3-1/2". This design is also available with a solid neck if you don't care about having the vibrating option (see the Silicone Butt-Plugs section for the Tristan 2 Silicone Butt-Plug without the hollow neck).

Our tester found that the vibrations, while they did travel the length of the toy, were mostly focused at the anus and with the Silver Bullet Vibrator were at a level that was mostly a tease, at least for him. He also remarked that he liked the squishiness of the neck of the toy when he used it without a vibe inserted into it, so if you like a larger plug with a more flexible neck, this might work out well for you too. Black only!

We do sell other vibrators that fit into the notch if you are interested in using something other than the silver bullet with control box provided: the Dynamic Duo and the Hyper Bullet in the Bullet Vibrators section of our catalog.

Note: For most of these vibrators it's a good idea to put a bit of lube onto the bullet before inserting it to make squeezing it out after use easier. Also, the One-Touch Bullet is a tiny bit larger than standard for the slot, so don't leave it in there between uses because it could stretch out the hole making it loose for standard bullets. And finally, the Hyper Bullet is a bit small for a tight fit in this toy, especially if you put lube on them first; we recommend skipping the lube before inserting these two styles to help them stay in place a bit better. The vibrations will be transferred through just fine even if the bullet spins, but you may find that the wires get twisted and that's generally not very good for the wires.

item TT-VXN-1236: $47.95 [Order]
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Tristan 2 Silicone Butt-Plug
After the great success of the original Tristan Silicone Butt-Plug butt-plug, people begged Tristan Taormino for more, so she helped design this bigger, longer, thicker plug and called it the Tristan 2 Silicone Butt-Plug. It's still got the special base with convex curves at the sides for greater comfort between the cheeks, but it's quite a bit larger all around. The neck is approximately 1-5/8" wide and 1-3/4" long. The bulb at the top is about 2-1/16" at the widest point and makes the total insertable length about 3-1/2". This design is also available with a hollowed-out the neck that can hold a bullet-style vibe. See the Silicone Butt Vibrators section for the Tristan 2 Silicone Butt-Plug with Vibrating Bullet.

Our tester really liked this toy and said it stays in place well and feels wonderfully filling. His only complaint was that for him it straddled the border between plug and dildo, and left him wanting to go deeper. So in addition to being a very nice large plug, this can also be a great transition toy if you're used to plugs and are working your way up to deeper dildo-type penetration. Black only!

item TT-VXN-1235: $47.95 [Order]
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AA Battery
We're happy to offer batteries to you for use with your toys!

Make sure you pick out the right size; we do not take returns on batteries.

(Photo is for size confirmation purposes; we stock batteries from a variety of name brands to bring you the best value.)

item TT-EBC-1394-01, single aa battery: $0.95 [Order]
item TT-EBC-1394-02, package of 2 aa batteries: $1.75 [Order]
item TT-EBC-1394-03, package of 3 aa batteries: $2.50 [Order]
item TT-EBC-1394-04, package of 4 aa batteries: $3.50 [Order]
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AAA Battery
We're happy to offer batteries to you for use with your toys!

Make sure you pick out the right size; we do not take returns on batteries.

(Photo is for size confirmation purposes; we stock batteries from a variety of name brands to bring you the best value.)

item TT-EBC-1397-01, single aaa battery: $0.95 [Order]
item TT-EBC-1397-02, package of 2 aaa batteries: $1.75 [Order]
item TT-EBC-1397-03, package of 3 aaa batteries: $2.50 [Order]
item TT-EBC-1397-04, package of 4 aaa batteries: $3.50 [Order]
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C Battery
We're happy to offer batteries to you for use with your toys!

Make sure you pick out the right size; we do not take returns on batteries.

(Photo is for size confirmation purposes; we stock batteries from a variety of name brands to bring you the best value.)

item TT-EBC-1399-01, single c battery: $1.95 [Order]
item TT-EBC-1399-02, package of 2 c batteries: $3.50 [Order]
item TT-EBC-1399-03, package of 3 c batteries: $5.25 [Order]
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9-Volt Battery
We're happy to offer batteries to you for use with your toys!

Make sure you pick out the right size; we do not take returns on batteries.

(Photo is for size confirmation purposes; we stock batteries from a variety of name brands to bring you the best value.)

item TT-EBC-1400: $1.95 [Order]
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[RECOMMENDED!]

Small Favors: Girly Porno Comic Collection: Book Two
Coover, Colleen
Eros Comix
Poor Sage! All she thinks about are girls, but she's just not lucky enough to meet any — until one lucky day, when she bumps into Nibbil and Annie. What follows is the kind of rompy, playful lesbian sex that we've come to expect from artist Colleen Coover, this time with even more girls! Includes three complete issues of Small Favors, plus extra material and a new story exclusive to this volume. Highly recommended! (2004, 95 pp.)

item TC-ERS-1001: $14.95 [Order]
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Simple Leather Ball Stretcher
If you like to give your balls a bit of a squeeze and tug, this leather ball stretcher can hold 'em down for you. Made of soft black garment leather, it will push your balls down about an inch from your body. It has two sets of silvery snaps to adjust how tight around your scrotum the stretcher fits (approximately 2-1/2" or 3-3/4" circumference).

item TT-KOK-1225-025, 1" stretcher: $8.95 [Order]
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Ladies of the Night (Les Vampyres) / Let the Punishment Fit the Child
R. Pettet
Bleu Productions
Finally, this is available on DVD!

Goth lesbian vampire perverts — what could be bad? Filmed with a shadowy, lushly detailed black-and-white look reminiscent of 1930s art films, Ladies of the Night has exquisite lighting and camerawork, excellent creepy music, and a tantalizing pace with a slow, seductive build-up. An innocent young woman is kidnapped from a deserted street and carried off to a spooky mansion, where she is stripped, bound, and forced/seduced (it's so hard to tell the difference sometimes) into all manner of delights and torments (again, so hard to tell the difference sometimes!) by her lovely and unearthly fetish-clad captors. Said torments/delights include foot worship, flogging, cropping, paddling and nipple torture. The performers are gorgeous, with a striking look that's not your standard porn-star glitz but definitely not a girl-next-door thing, either. Beautiful and imaginative toys, too, some of which we've never seen the likes of before.

The DVD also includes the rarely-seen, black and white short Let the Punishment Fit the Child, and a collection of trailers. (2000, 54 min.)

Cast: Mistress Dakota, Mistress Tchera, Bleu

item TV-BLE-1068-DVD, dvd format: $19.95 [Order]
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Mutant Butterfly Strap-On Vibrator
If you are into penetration without significant thrusting and want to leave your hands free for other naughty ventures, the Mutant Butterfly, although bearing a terrible name, is a way-cool option. A pink jelly butterfly (with a phallus far larger than any butterfly we have ever seen) can be pulled on like a pair of underwear and worn, phallus (3-1/4" long x 1-1/4" wide) inserted. The body, including the small perineum tickler, vibrates pretty dang hard while the phallus portion rotates and grinds. Both sensations can be adjusted by a separate controller attached by wire to the butterfly itself.

There are two adjustable black elastic thigh straps and one for the hips/back attached at the wing tips, so you can slip this in/on and it'll stay in place without having to hold on to it even if you're upright. Or you can just lay back and insert it and ignore the straps. Whatever strikes your fancy. In case you were wondering, we did try wearing it around under clothes and that's just not comfortable.It can, however, provide you with sweet grinding and vibrating sensations without diving too deep into your hoo-hoo (or tush) or into your pocketbook. This takes three AA batteries (not included, but we do sell them).

Do note, the rubbery covering on this toy has a rubbery-sweet smell that does not seem to fade away. If you're sensitive to such smells you might want to avoid this toy.

The photo shows a detail of the butterfly above and the whole thing, including straps and controller below.

item TT-CAL-1447: $24.95 [Order]
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Button Cell Batteries (6 pack)
These AG13 Button Cell Batteries, sold in a pack of six, are the perfect replacement batteries for your all of your toys that take watch batteries. A few of these, but certainly not all, are the One-Touch Mini Bullet, and theMicro Mini Massager. Although marked AG13, these will also replace L1154, LR44, PX6a, KA76, and V13GA "watch batteries".

We do not take returns on batteries.

item TT-TPC-1622-06, pack of 6: $2.95 [Order]
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Multi-Ring Leather Collar
This collar, made from 3/4" wide lined garment leather features 11 round metal rings that can lie flat or stand out from the collar. They can be simply decorative or you can clip cuffs and a leash and who knows what else to them — turn your play partner into a toy storage rack! Closes with a metal roller buckle through metal reinforced holes. Fits necks from approximately 13" to 16".

item TT-BOB-1702: $26.95 [Order]
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[RECOMMENDED!]

Anal Massage for Relaxation and Pleasure
Mainard, Chester
Erospirit
If you've been waiting for a great one-stop-shopping video for a couple who would like to explore anal play, this is the DVD for you. Doctors Carol Queen and Robert Lawrence, who need no introduction, host this wonderful educational tape full of advice, techniques, and wonderfully explicit demonstrations on how to give your partner pleasure through the anus. Male/female, male/male, and female/female couples are all represented, of a wide range of ages and physical types. If you are just starting with anal pleasure, and would like to learn about the wonderful things you can do down there, this is the video to get. (2004, 2:30)

Cast: Chester Mainaird, Carol Queen, Robert Lawrence

item TV-ESP-1165-DVD, dvd format: $29.95 [Order]
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The Valley
Sultan, Larry
Scalo
Photographer Larry Sultan seems to have a knack for not only capturing the feel of a particular time and place but also including the viewer as part of the scene. The Valley takes us to a porn shoot in the San Fernando Valley, yet the tone of these photographs is anything but salacious. Action scenes are shot not from the movie camera's point of view, but from off-stage, to the side, through sliding glass doors or with the director in the shot, giving you the sense of being on the set itself, watching how the scenes are considered, changed, created. Better still are the "resting" shots, the porn stars in curlers on their cell phones, taking a food break, or all done up in leather, waiting for the next scene to begin. The entire book is intensely real and feels incredibly honest even as it pulls back the curtain and reveals the artificial scrim backgrounds and shelf of dolls above the bed, just out of the final shot. Recommended.

This book measures approximately 13-1/2" x 11-3/4". (2004, 127 pp.)

item TB-SCA-1115: $75.00 [Order]
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Tell Me What You Want
Jonathan Morgan
Wicked Pictures
Jonathan Morgan made his name making fun, light pictures... which this is not. However, he is still one of the best and most imaginative directors working in porn.

The plot is not complicated: Missy plays an artist who becomes sexually involved, and sexually obsessed, with Mickey G.'s mystery man. He feeds her libido, and she his, and their sex play becomes more intense each time... But if the sex is hotter and hotter each time, what happens when your libido pushes you over a limit you didn't mean to cross?

This movie has lots to recommend it: The sexual chemistry between Missy and Mickey G. is terrific; you do not doubt for a second that they are hot for each other. Missy is sizzling, while not being or trying to look like she's still 19. The sex scenes themselves are beautifully shot. This is a great couple's film, if what the couple in question is looking for is something intense and very, very sexual. We loved it.

The "making of" extras on the DVD are funny as hell, too. (2002)

Cast: Missy, Mickey G., Kelsey Heart, Mr. Marcus, Ian Daniels, Kyle Stone, Michael J. Cox

item TV-WKD-1050-DVD, dvd format: $28.95 [Order]
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Under the Bed Restraint System
If you like occasional (or frequent) bondage action in your bed, this is a very handy product to have. It's a set of straps that you slip under the bed to provide anchor points for your cuffs. It even includes soft fabric cuffs with Velcro closures, in case you don't have or don't want to dig out your fancy leather cuffs and clips. Made of sturdy nylon webbing, the central strap is 60" long, with metal D-rings sewn on at both ends. There are two 60" nylon webbing straps sewn onto to each D-ring, each looped through a keychain ring and a plastic tension-lock adjuster at the other end to allow a wide range of length adjustment and an anchor point for your cuffs. The cuffs all have a sewn-in key-ring style metal loops with a 2" clip attached so you can clip them to the rings on the ends of the straps. The 4 straps are easily moved around the edges of the mattress so you can have them at the top and bottom of the bed (positioning shown in the bottom image) or coming out the sides (as depicted in the center image), or even an combination of side and end (as shown in the top image with the model). And you can just leave it in place, tucking the hanging strap ends into the bed frame or back under the edge of the mattress so they're always within easy reach when you need to strap someone down. How convenient! All black.

item TT-SSI-1799: $55.95 [Order]
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E-Love Wanted
Simon Wolf
Simon Wolf has a great sense of humor... and that's a wonderful thing in porn. A woman whose boyfriend is a serious two-timer, and a professor with no social life whatsoever are set up via a dating service without their knowledge by their "friends." So, we have your basic meet-cute, get-stranded-in-a-cabin-cute, fuck-cute plot.

It's, well, very cute. And very entertaining, with a ton of very hot sex long the way. Natalia Wood (as the cheated-upon girlfriend) can, in fact, act, and the young hot professor is a definite step above most slightly-scruffy porn studs in both attractiveness and articulateness (is that a word?). The sex is a great deal of fun to watch, and isn't excessively raunchy or rough. (There's some anal, but that's par for the course these days.) The movie is laugh-out-loud funny in places, and intentionally so. (2003, 113 min.)

Cast: Natalia Wood, Elizabeth Lawrence, Fallon Sommers, Tanya James, Haley, Alexis Malone, Betty Sue, Joey Ray, Evan Stone, Steve Holmes, Tony Pounds, Dillon

item TV-SWP-1212-DVD, dvd format: $19.95 [Order]
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Alien Lover Silicone Dildo
Admit it, occasionally while standing in line at the grocery store check-out you read confessionals about people having sex with aliens. If you'd like to play along without the threat of producing an alien-human hybrid child, now you can with the Alien Lover. This glow-in-the-dark silicone dildo has an elongated S-curve shape and features slightly raised gills on both sides and a subtle face made of raised bumps on the front which all provide a bit of extra texture to the otherwise smooth design. 6" long x about 1-5/8" thick.

item TT-DIV-1823-WH, glow-in-the-dark white: $55.95 [Order]
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Chill
Bud Lee
Sin City
Chill is one of those porn movies that confounds us. The cover text is totally out of place with the story. And the story, which is somewhat along the lines of The Big Chill, just doesn't go all the way in becoming a porn version of the inspiration piece. The scenes are strung together with dialog bits indicating that a bunch of 30-somethings have gathered at one house for the funeral of one of their college friends. And there are excessively long edits of scenes of the Burbank airport and of a cemetery to make sure you understand that context (and, we're pretty sure, to make the movie look a bit longer than the content could cover).

Despite the criticisms above, we're carrying the movie. Why? Because we love Dee and the sex scenes are surprisingly long and good. Some of them are damn good. The scene with Dee and Holly Hollywood is one of the best mainstream girl-on-girl scenes these reviewers can remember ever coming across (so to speak!). We just wish there was a final scene with everyone gathered around the table remembering the good ol' days that turns into an orgy. That would really make the movie. Alas, it is not to be. By the way, if you care, there's no anal in this movie, all but one scene is just two folks together (1 lesbian, 3 hetero, the exception is a girl-girl-boy scene), and nearly all of the sex is without condoms. (2004, 97 min.)

Cast: Dee, Holly Hollywood, Christie Lee, Brittaney Noel (formerly known as Rayveness), Mandy Bright, Scott Styles, Trevor Zen, Barrett Blade, T.J. Cox

item TV-SNC-1089-DVD, dvd format: $45.00 [Order]
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Dynamic Duo Bullet Vibrator
If you like the idea of a vibrator with two bullets but you prefer to have independent control over the speed of each bullet, the Dynamic Duo is your ticket to double bullet variable vibration joy. The two silver bullets are 2-1/4" long and 1" wide. They're attached to 36" long wires with plug ends that fit into either of the jack holes on the controller. The controller is a translucent blue plastic that takes 4 AA batteries (not included, but we do sell them) and has dial speed controls just a short way down the side from each jack. The control dials are oriented in opposite directions which at first seemed counterintuitive to us but if you're holding the controller in the palm of your hand and moving the dials with your thumb and another finger on that same hand it actually functions better with the dials going opposite directions. Ergonomic design in action!

Since this is a dual bullet set, you can use both bullets in two different toys or one in a toy and one not or both without toys. There's also the option of using both bullets yourself or one for you and one for me... Think of the vast possibilities! However you're using them, make sure you don't get lube or other fluids inside the bullet through the hole around the wire; that'll ruin the toy. If you want to use them for vaginal or anal insertion please make sure you put the bullet into a condom before inserting. That will serve three purposes: clean-up is a snap, you won't get any fluid into the bullet through the wire hole, and you can pull it out by the condom rather than the wire so you don't damage the wire and possibly lose the toy inside yourself.

We sell replacement bullets in both this size and in a mini bullet size, so if you damage or lose a bullet or you want to use one or two mini bullets with this controller instead of the bullets it comes with, we're here for you.

item TT-DVE-1824: $12.95 [Order]
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Replacement Mini Bullet Vibrator with Plug (no controller)
This is a substitute mini bullet for vibrator controllers that have a jack for plug-in vibrator motors (although do note, the vibrations may vary a bit in strength compared to the bullet that comes with the controller in question).

If you like the controller that comes with the Dynamic Duo or the controller that comes with our silicone vibes that have jacked controllers and want to use them with a smaller bullet, you can also use this bullet with them; if you're looking for a same-size replacement for these see Replacement Silver Bullet with Plug (no controller).

The bullet is 2-1/4" long and 11/16" in diameter. The wire is 36" long and ends in a plug that fits into the controllers mentioned above.

Please note that this replacement bullet does not come with its own controller; you must have a controller with a jack to make this vibrate.

item TT-DVE-1864: $6.95 [Order]
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Replacement Silver Bullet Vibrator with Jack (no controller)
This is a substitute silver bullet for vibrator controllers that have a jack for plug-in vibrator motors (although do note, the vibrations may vary a bit in strength compared to the bullet that comes with the controller in question).

The bullet is 2-1/4" long and 1" in diameter. The wire is 36" long and ends in a plug that fits into the controllers mentioned above. This bullet will fit into the Tristan 2 (with hollow neck), although you'll need a jacked controller to use this replacement bullet with this toy because it does not come with a jacked controller.

Please note that it does not come with its own controller; you must have a controller with a jack to make this vibrate.

item TT-DVE-1863: $6.95 [Order]
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Padded Pouch
With the increasing popularity of glass toys these days, we thought we should offer something to keep them safe, especially since many of them don't come with anything sturdier than a thin velvet bag to keep them in. The Padded Pouch is the ideal answer to your glass sex-toy storage needs! Made of a soft-yet-durable textured velvetly material, these thickly-padded drawstring pouches come in two sizes so you can be sure to properly cradle your treasured toys. Sadly, due to supply issues, you can't specify the color.

The Large measures approximately 9" x 6" .

The Medium measures approximately 7" x 4".

We currently have a limited quantity of Small pouches (which measure approximately 6" x 3").


  • assorted colors (-AST)

item TA-PHX-1016-L, large (9" x 6"): $23.95 [Order]
item TA-PHX-1016-S, small (6" x 3"): $14.95 [Order]
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[Blowfish Connection!]

Friends and Lovers
Christophe
Blowfish Video
Friends and Lovers celebrates real sex with three couples talking frankly about their personal sex lives — and then providing demonstrations. The first couple, Charles Paul and Leila Swan, are professional porn performers and filmmakers, and they talk about the transition from the San Francisco porn scene to the more mainstream commercial porn business in Los Angeles (if you were wondering, the Bay Area is more genuine and kink-friendly than the San Fernando Valley). Leila's gorgeous, and their sex scene is a lot of fun. Eamonn and Grace talk about their exhibitionist tendencies and their belief that sexuality is the root of creativity. They have a great, passionate scene in a kitchen, and it's clear they know one another's bodies and preferences very well, and that, regardless of how long they've been together, they still take joy in the act of sex with one another. The last couple, Bob and Suzy, are really fantastic. Though they've had sex on film a few times, they don't call themselves porn stars, because there's no acting — they just really love sex, and if there happens to be a camera running, they don't mind having sex in front of it. Their scene is joyful, genuine, and pleasantly raunchy, and the conversation beforehand is great, too, a fascinating glimpse into the world of San Francisco play parties and polyamory. Real people having real fun fucking; what could be more natural?

Watch the trailer: SmallMediumLarge (QuickTime Player format). (2005, 60 min.)

Cast: Charles & Leila, Eamonn & Grace, Bob & Suzy

item TV-BVI-1255-DVD, dvd format: $29.95 [Order]
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I Rub My Fishie Vibrator
Okay, so we had to check it out because, after all, we're 'fishies. Although it's not shaped like a blowfish, the googly-eyed koi shape is both cute and multi-functional, so we're still happy. The body is made of a firm but flexible plastic. It has to be somewhat flexible because you turn on the vibrations by pushing in on his left fin. The vibrations are of a low-rumbly type rather than a high-buzzy type, which our tester found quite enjoyable. She tried him served up in several different ways: facing away (held by the eyes) with the tail fin slid vertically between her lips, rubbing her clit and lips; tipped back so the tip of his tail fin slipped inside a bit while his dorsal fin rubbed her clit; held by the tail with only the top/fronts of his eyes touching, rubbing around her lips, but not directly on the clit; all of which provided different pleasing sensations. But her favorite of all was with him grasped firmly by the tail, his nose/mouth pressed against her clit while his eyes rubbed around her lips and mons. This little fishie gives good head!

Of course, it's waterproof, which makes it fun for tub or pool pleasure and makes it easy to clean. Takes 2 AA batteries (included!). To access the battery case you'll need a small screwdriver (phillips or flat), but it's a size that you're almost sure to have around the house. Do make sure you close the battery case completely so the rubber seal keeps it waterproof. And when you're done using it, take the batteries out, especially if you've been using it in water, so you can let the compartment air out if it got at all damp.

This has got to be one of the strangest shapes we've ever tried to describe by measurements, but here's what we could come up with: At maximum he's about 4" tall and about 5-1/2" long, with a measurement of about 4" from the outer edge of one eye to the outer edge of the other. If you're concerned about other specific measurements, please drop the Toys Buyer a note and ask.

Please note: While batteries are included, we won't guarantee they're any good, since we don't know how long they've been in storage. We do sell the batteries you'll need.

item TT-BTT-1876-OR, orange and white: $14.95 [Order]
item TT-BTT-1876-PK, pink: $14.95 [Order]
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Clear Bumps Glass Dildo
So, you want something basic in a glass toy, but not so basic that you feel like you could make it yourself (oh we know you would try if you had any free time...). This dildo has the same dimensions as the lovely Simplicity (approximately 7" long, 1" diameter straight shaft with a ball head that's about 1-3/8" in diameter) but with the added pizzazz of glass texture bumps. There are about 50 bumpies on the shaft making a thrusting experience a veritable wild ride of fabulousness. Don't say we didn't warn you, glass nubbins pack a substantial (did we mention fantastic?) sensation.

These are hand-made, so the measurements might vary a bit from piece to piece. They're made of tempered glass so they're heat resistant and can be cooled or warmed for temperature play and they can be boiled (gently!) or washed in the dishwasher. They will also warm with the temperature of your body. Please do be careful; although this glass is more durable than drinking glasses, it can be chipped, cracked, or broken if treated roughly and that will ruin the toy. Not really good for anal play because the ball head doesn't provide a sufficiently flared "base" to keep it from disappearing. Comes with a padded, roll-up, storage bag. Do note, these come to us from a company that sells incense (among other things) and the bags smell lightly of incense.

Note: This toy is completely clear, despite the photo that makes it seem as if it shines blue.

item TT-GLW-1873: $24.95 [Order]
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[RECOMMENDED!]

Soft Touch Vibrating Cock-Ring
Our reviewing couple wasn't sure about this one at first glance; after all, the vibrator looked like it might be uncomfortable, being horizontally positioned as it is. But the designers apparently knew what they were doing, and our testing couple found that the vibe wasn't uncomfortable in the least. Initially he enjoyed it more than she did, as she felt the vibrations were pretty mild (then again, she likes her vibrations pretty damn strong most of the time), but they kept on doing what they were doing and that little extra vibration eventually helped her along to such a good time that she discovered those mild vibrations can feel incredibly intense, even too intense, once she had climaxed. Oh, and the little lower nub? It is way too soft to actually slip into her butt, but it gave her a little thrill every time she felt it buzz up against her butthole on the down stroke. All in all, generally not enough to get someone off all by itself, but a very nice addition to face-to-face sex (in the tester's case, girl on top). You could also slip it over a dildo for solo play, although do note that the Soft Touch material can melt in contact with some other sex-toy materials; glass and acrylic toys should be fine, jelly toys and possibly silicone toys might be risky.

Do note, this item made of Soft Touch material and is stretchy, but it is meant to fit around the shaft only (in the case of our tester, quite snugly, but he was comfortable with it). Do not attempt to stretch it to fit around your balls too; it's not meant to stretch that far and it may break if you overstretch it.

Comes with a one-speed Micro-Mini style vibrator that takes three watch batteries (and comes with 2 sets of batteries). A few notes about batteries: We won't guarantee the included batteries are any good, since we don't know how long they've been in storage. Also note that these watch batteries seem to overheat easily if you run the battery for too long; do not use for more than 20 minutes at a stretch or the batteries will wear out much faster than they should. We sell replacement batteries for this toy; see Micro-Mini Vibrator Batteries. For more strength, variety and longer lasting vibrations, you could replace the included vibrator with the Audi-Oh, Mini Bullet Multi-Mode Vibrator, Mini Bullet Variable Speed Vibrator, or USB Powered Multi-Function Vibrator (using the Mini Bullet Attachment).

item TT-CAL-1853: $24.95 [Order]
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Trimensa Lube DeLuxe Cream Lubricant
Trimensa, best known for the venerable ForPlay line of lubes, has introduced a new premium lube family, Lube DeLuxe. We particularly like this one, the Cream variation; it's not a fluid, but a lovely creamy paste, and that means it stays put before you put it where you want it to go. (Don't you hate those "dump lube all over the sheets by accident" incidents? We sure do.) Very slippery, long-lasting, and 100% latex safe.

While the ingredient list on the packaging reads as follows:

Ingredients: Deionized water, glycerin, glycol fusion, cellulose gum, chlorhexidine gluconate, potassium sorbate.

It has come to our attention that this lube contains some amount of methylparabens and propylparabens.

item TS-TRI-1040-069, 2.4 fl. oz.: $6.95 [Order]
item TS-TRI-1040-234, 8.25 fl. oz.: $13.95 [Order]
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[RECOMMENDED!]

Lily Rechargeable Vibrator
This high-end rechargeable "pleasure object" is another vibrator created by a Swedish design team. And it is a beautiful, sleek, sensual, ergonomic design that is a joy both to see and to feel and it's very quiet. It's designed specifically for women to vibrate their vaginal lips and clit (and perineum, should you be so inclined), but men have also been known to enjoy the sensations of having it cupped against their balls and perineum. Do note, this is an external vibrator only.

Lily is covered in a plastic that has a somewhat silky feel to it, almost like a silicone surface although it is not silicone. It's somewhat oval, with a total length of 3-1/8", the tip is about 5/8" wide and it's a bit under 1-1/2" wide at the widest part of the narrower half. There's a bit of a bend about in the middle which allows it to cuddle up against you in a very comfortable way. By just holding it between your legs you get wider area vibrations or you can press the tip down and get more direct vibrations. Variable speed vibrations are controlled with small up and down buttons. Delicious! Sweet Plum, Black, and Antique Pink.

The fact that it's got a separate charger so you don't have to fiddle with batteries or wires during use is great. The manufacturers say it has a stand-by time of 2 months and will run or 7 hours on a fresh charge (we didn't want to wait that long to pick it up, but we'll be revising the numbers if we find that they aren't accurate). Do make sure you read the directions about charging (for example, you shouldn't leave this charging all of the time, once it's full, unplug it) and storage. The buttons can be locked for storage and transportation to save battery life and keep it from coming on unexpectedly, in your luggage going through airport security, for example. Comes with a little satin bag for storage and is sold in a sturdy gift, display box if you would prefer to store it in that.

item TT-LAB-1910-BK, black: $118.95 [Order]
item TT-LAB-1910-PK, antique pink: $118.95 [Order]
item TT-LAB-1910-PR, plum: $118.95 [Order]
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Rock Chick Silicone Vibrator
Like a silicone "bunny-vibe," but with more Oomph! You might guess from the name that this toy works best when inserted and moved with a rocking motion rather than basic in-out thrusting or just inserting it and leaving it in place. The pretty purple silicone is firm but has a silky texture that is much nicer than hard plastics. The clamp-like design is wonderful for slipping the toy in and getting your groove on, enjoying the vibrations and the G-spot nub at the same time! Vibrating Bullet and one 1.5V size N battery included; we also sell replacement batteries. 4" long x 1" insertable. The clit-tickler arm is 3" long.

item TT-LCR-1926-PR, purple: $67.95 [Order]
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Amazing Hot Heart
Amazing is right. Apparently working on the same principles as those disposable hand-warmers you can buy in outdoors shops, this reusable transparent vinyl heart is filled with a mysterious (non-toxic) liquid gel. There's also a small metal disc inside the liquid. Shake the disc over to the edge and squeeze the liquid out of the way so you can grasp and flex the metal disc through the vinyl shell. Instantly you'll see a change as crystals start to form inside the liquid and it heats up. Knead the crystals to soften and spread them and brief moments later you've got a warm, squishy heart great for massage, soothing cramps, or just warming your hands. Stays warm for about 30 minutes. And what's truly great is that it's reusable. When it's cooled down, pop it into boiling water for 10 minutes and the crystals dissolve. Once it's cooled down it's ready for storage until you need it again. And they're so inexpensive, you can buy several so once one cools down you can just pop another and keep going should you be working on a long massage session.

The vinyl is soft and slides smoothly over skin although you may find you prefer to use some massage oil or lube to make it even more slick. The heart is about 4-1/2" across at the widest point and fits nicely in most hands, especially since it's flexible.

item TT-LCR-1947: $8.95 [Order]
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Red Boy Butt-Plug
This plug has a firm, slick, rubbery-plastic-like feel to the touch; it's made of a semi-soft red plastic filled with a squishier substance called "hot melt" and in case you're sensitive to smells, it does have a rubbery scent.

5" insertable length, just under 1-3/4" at the widest point, 1" at the neck.

Please note: The base on this toy is wide but very flexible. While it is unlikely that the flange will slip inside of you without you noticing, be sure to exercise caution.

item TT-DOC-1950: $8.95 [Order]
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Daisy's Playpal Sleeve
We're not exactly sure why this is Daisy's PlayPal since it's clearly not modeled on Daisy's own cooch (Daisy is a latina pornstar pictured on the box for the toy). Instead of a semi-realistic looking orifice, this pink masturbation sleeve has a detailed flower design around the entry hole, so if you are tired of faux-body-part masturbators (or maybe you just want a botanically themed wanking experience), here you go.

This sleeve is made of Senso Plus. No, we don't know what's "plus" about it; it seems stickier than regular Senso material, so you're probably going to want to use lube with it, either a little or a lot, depending on how slick you like your manual stimulation.

One unique aspect of Daisy's PlayPal is that the end is not open. This does make it a bit harder to clean out than the sleeves with a straight-through hole, but our tester liked the fact that he didn't keep popping out the end, which he has always found frustrating in other "pocket sized" sleeves, and it also kept his spunk inside the toy, so he didn't have to clean up a mess on his belly and clean up the toy in the sink. He also enjoyed the different interior design. Rather than a traditional ribbed or bumpy tube of all one size, the tube in this toy tapers down, so it gets tighter the further you go in. It also has a couple of spots where it flares out into bumpy lined spheres, to add extra dimension and texture as you slide in and out. Like other Senso toys, this has a mild rubbery smell and is quite stretchy. Unstretched it's almost 5" long and 1-3/4" in diameter for the exterior of the shaft, although the flower is about 2" x 3".

item TT-CAL-1899: $17.95 [Order]
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Beehive Vibrator
So you say you like the toys with the grinding shafts but you don't want a clit vibe attached to it? Well the Beehive is here to meet your needs. This purple vinyl/jelly shaft has a rippled beehive shaped head (hence the name) and bumps adorning the shaft below it. The shaft is quite squishy, while the head is firmer (but still squeezable) since it's filled with the vibrating motor. The first 4-1/2" of the toy are the moving parts, but the vinyl/jelly extends another down onto the hard plastic body making the total insertable length, should you desire it, 7". It's 1-1/2" at the widest point. Below the vinyl/jelly covering the base takes three AA batteries (not included , but we do sell them) and has independent sliders to control the variable speed of the grinding and the strength of the vibrations of the shaft.

item TT-VBX-1940: $39.95 [Order]
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Silicone Slims Self-Satisfier Silicone Vibrator
This little pink gizmo is a teeny, tiny discrete toy. The small vibrating bullet (about 1" wide by 1-3/4" long) on a short neck that extends the total insertable length to 2-3/8" fits inside your hoo-hoo. Then the raised nubbly 3/4" wide, 1" long clit bump presses up against, you guessed it, your clit. The flexible silicone transmits the vibrations nicely from the bullet to the clit bump.

This is not a wildly intense vibration, at least not on the clit bump, even with the power turned up all of the way. But our tester found it pleasing, especially amusing to wear in her panties under a pair of jeans, with the controller tucked into her pocket (wires hidden away by an untucked shirt). Since it's a milder vibrator and the motor is inside, it's fairly quiet if you wanted to use it in a reasonably noisy environment like a restaurant or a party although it was audible just around the quiet house. It also makes a nice adjunct to anal play, giving shallow vaginal and clitoral stimulation for the trifecta. The control pack is attached by a 30" wire and holds 2 AA batteries (not included, but we do sell them). The control dial near the wire sticks out of both sides, so you can easily control it from either side.

item TT-CAL-1901: $14.95 [Order]
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Trimensa Lube DeLuxe Gel Lubricant
Another cool lube in the Lube DeLuxe family from Trimensa, best known for the venerable ForPlay. The Gel variety is somewhere between the Cream variety and a traditional liquid lube; it runs, but not very far or fast.

It contains no glycerin, so if you've had bad reactions to glycerin in the past, you now have another choice in a water-based lube. Or, if you want something that pours and runs, but a typical lube isn't thick enough for you, here you are. It's a great choice for anal sex.

It's water based, so it's 100% latex safe.

While the ingredient list on the packaging reads as follows:

Ingredients: Deionized water, glycol fusion, cellulose gum, chlorhexidine gluconate, potassium sorbate.

It has come to our attention that this lube contains some amount of methylparabens and propylparabens.

item TS-TRI-1041-066, 2.4 fl. oz.: $6.95 [Order]
item TS-TRI-1041-287, 9.5 fl. oz.: $13.95 [Order]
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I Rub My Duckie Travel-Size Vibrator
The I Rub My Duckie is now available in an incredibly cute little travel size. It's the same darling design as the full-sized duck, but is small and portable and generally adorable. And, on top of that, it's available in different colors; really, why not just get a little clutch of ducklings for the one you love?

This miniature version of this popular floating vibe comes in your basic Yellow, a snazzy Gold (complete with gift box), a swarthy Pirate Duckie (in a treasure-chest printed gift box; it also has a wee removable hat), and three very sophisticated, boa-encircled, "beakring" studded Paris Duckies (in Pearl Noir, Pearl Rose and Pearl Blanc ).

The I Rub My Duckie Travel-Size Vibrator is made from soft plastic. It uses one AAA battery (included, although we won't guarantee it's any good, since we don't know how long it's been in storage; we do sell batteries); the battery changes with just a coin. It is waterproof (due to a rubber gasket; make sure you close it tightly!) and it floats (although some of our samples floated upside-down).

3" long, 2-7/8" tall, and 1-3/4" wide at the various duck-shaped widest points.

(5% of the price of each and every I Rub My Duckie we sell will be donated to the International Bird Rescue Research Center in Fairfield, California.)

item TT-BTT-1412-YL, yellow: $16.95 [Order]
item TT-BTT-1412-AU, gold: $24.95 [Order]
item TT-BTT-1412-PIR, pirate: $24.95 [Order]
item TT-BTT-1412-PBK, paris pearl noir: $19.95 [Order]
item TT-BTT-1412-PPK, paris pearl rose: $19.95 [Order]
item TT-BTT-1412-PWT, paris pearl blanc: $19.95 [Order]
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Slippery Stuff Liquid Lubricant
Slippery Stuff was one of the first sex lubes ever, and it has a rabid following. (Really. You would think it was a cult, or something.) It's very fluid, and is as neutral as you can hope for: tasteless, odorless, non-staining, not the least bit sticky or greasy. It's glycerin-free, if you are sensitive to glycerin for any reason, and 100% latex safe.

And now, it's available in a 16 oz. pump-top size! (Not shown.)

Ingredients: Deionized water, propylene glycol, isopropanol, polyethylene oxide, methylparaben.

item TS-WOF-1034-118, 4 fl. oz.: $5.95 [Order]
item TS-WOF-1034-473, 16 fl. oz.: $16.95 [Order]
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Slippery Stuff Gel Lubricant
The cult of Slippery Stuff continues to expand with the addition of the Gel variation. Just like its red-bottled sibling it's tasteless, odorless, non-staining, and not the least bit sticky or greasy. It's glycerin-free, if you are sensitive to glycerin for any reason, and 100% latex safe. The Gel has the same wonderful characteristics of Slippery Stuff Liquid, but in a convenient (and not runny) gel.

Ingredients: Deionized water, propylene glycol, isopropanol, sodium carboxylpolymethylene, methylparaben.

item TS-WOF-1059-118, 4 fl. oz.: $5.95 [Order]
item TS-WOF-1059-473, 16 fl. oz.: $16.95 [Order]
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Trimensa Lube DeLuxe GelPlus Lubricant
And Trimensa's lube explosion continues with another Lube DeLuxe family member. GelPlus has the same consistency as the Gel variety, but includes Aloe Vera for the skin. It contains no glycerin, so if you've had bad reactions to glycerin in the past, you now have another choice in a water-based lube. Or, if you want something that pours and runs, but a typical lube isn't thick enough for you, here you are. It's a great choice for anal sex.

It's water based, so it's 100% latex safe.

While the ingredient list on the packaging reads as follows:

Ingredients: Deionized water, glycol fusion, aloe vera, cellulose gum, potassium sorbate.

It has come to our attention that this lube contains some amount of methylparabens and propylparabens.

item TS-TRI-1051-066, 2.4 fl. oz.: $6.95 [Order]
item TS-TRI-1051-287, 9.4 fl. oz.: $13.95 [Order]
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I Rub My Wormie Vibrator
Really, how can you resist this face?

When we first heard about the I Rub My Wormie, our first reaction was, "Um, wormie?" But when we got it, it proved as cute as can be; it's really much more a caterpillar than a worm of any variety. It's a great outie vibrator, strong without being overwhelming, and you can find interesting things to do with the whole body.

Waterproof (like all of the "I Rub My..." critters), and dual-speed. We found that this is a pretty butch little butterfly-to-be; the vibrations are definitely more intense than those from the Duckie or Fishie. Although waterproof, it doesn't float (caterpillars just aren't amphibious, we guess). It's not very loud, but it will be louder in water than just having fun on the sheets (or wherever).

Overall, it's 7-7/8" long, and the widest segment on the body is 2" across. As the battery compartment and controls are at the end of the tail, we strongly recommend not using it as a penetration toy, even if that's a size you are comfortable with.

It takes two C batteries, not included, although we do sell them.

item TT-BTT-1413: $29.95 [Order]
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[RECOMMENDED!]

Xana and Dax, When Opposites Attract
Tony Comstock
We love Comstock Films here. We've been huge fans since day one of the first Comstock release, Marie and Jack: A Love Story. And now we have Xana and Dax: When Opposites Attract, and we love it, too.

Xana is a buxom blonde who knows just what she wants; Dax is dark, slender, and young and eager. They make one of the most visually pleasing couples we've seen in porn in a long time, and they are hot, hot, hot together. This is what "real couples" sex video should be like: a fun interview, and really good romping. Not a trace of "porn movie" surrounds this: you're watching two really good-looking people in their bedroom. Great production quality rounds out a wonderful release.

Highly recommend, two fins up!

Hottest Straight Sex Scene, 2006 Feminist Porn Awards, Toronto

Official Selection, 2006 Berlin Porn Film Festival (2005, 45 min.)

Cast: Xana, Dax

item TV-DRY-1314-DVD, dvd format: $24.95 [Order]
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Mister Right Silicone Packer
Mister Right Silicone Packer is an ultra-realistic dildo meant for packing (meaning putting something in your pants/underwear to make it appear as if you are sporting a real cock), but it really isn't functional for penetration. It's made of a semi-soft Vixskin silicone that's comfortable to wear and creates quite a convincing, although quite large, squeezable package in your pants. It stays in place well in a pair of briefs but you'll probably want to put it in a harness if you prefer boxers or freeballin' it. Since the silicone is soft, it can get somewhat sticky, which really wasn't an issue for us, but dusting it with cornstarch does a good job of getting rid of the stickiness and making it feel just that much more like the real thing. Comes in a clear acrylic box in which you can store it to keep it from getting dusty or sticking to other stuff in your drawer.

Mr. Right's shaft is 4-1/2" long (from tip to where it meets its balls) and 1-3/8" thick. The silicone is very soft rendering the cock unsuitable for penetration. Other measurements that might matter: when sat on a table, it is 2-1/2" tall (so it will bulge that far forward in your pants) and it measures 5" top to bottom and 3-1/4" side to side.

item TT-VXN-1502-CH, chocolate: $45.95 [Order]
item TT-VXN-1502-BS, butterscotch: $45.95 [Order]
item TT-VXN-1502-VN, vanilla: $45.95 [Order]
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Kinsey
Bill Condon
No matter what you think of him, Alfred Kinsey was the father of us all in this business. By approaching human sexual behavior as a legitimate research topic, he did more than any other single person to start the sexual revolution. It's hard to remember just how taboo talking about sex was, and how much misinformation circulated freely as fact, before Kinsey came along.

Condon's movie about him is great. Neeson is superb as Kinsey, a man who seems constantly bewildered by the forces he has unleased both in the world and in his own life. Laura Linney was nominated for a Best Actress Oscar for her role as his wife, and she deserved it.

The DVD includes a full-length audio commentary by (writer/director) Condon. (2004, 118 min.)

Cast: Liam Neeson, Laura Linney, Chris O'Donell, Peter Sarsgaard, Timothy Hutton, John Lithgow, Tim Curry, Oliver Platt, Dylan Baker

item TV-FOX-1352-DVD, dvd format: $35.95 [Order]
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Hairbrush with Holes Paddle
This one is shaped like a smaller, hairbrush-sized paddle, with a 6" long, 2-7/8" wide slapper, 10-3/4" overall length. It also has a nice pattern of holes for a little bit of extra smart in the smack.

These wonderful paddles are made out of a soft, flexible red plastic that delivers a playful slap.

item TT-WPG-1933: $23.95 [Order]
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[RECOMMENDED!]

Big Nothing Nylon Harness
This the tiniest harness we carry, so bitty that our tester said it felt like she was wearing almost nothing at all! This thong style harness is worn without a pad, so the 1-1/2" metal O-rings sit directly against the skin in both the front and the back. In fact, the O-ring on this harness sits lower on the hips than most other harnesses, placing the dildo (not included) directly over the pubic bone and near the clit. This placement allows the wearer to fuck their partners from their clit, which is way better than having to thrust from the belly button, not to mention providing a lot of sensation for the wearer where it matters most. We're wild about this innovative design that puts the dildo where you might expect a dick to be, but if you're sensitive to pressure directly on your pubic bone or clit, this harness may provide a little too much stimulation for you.

For those of you who have been begging us to find a harness that can be used with the Nexus and the Nexus Jr., this is one of the better ones thanks to the low placement of the O-ring. It's not perfect, but when we tested this harness with the Nexus Jr., it held the innie side of the toy up against the G-spot of the wearer and kept the toy more firmly in place than when we tried the dildo again without a harness at all. Another bonus: the nylon strap down the back is thin enough to fit comfortably between the butt-cheeks, providing extra stimulation against the anus while thrusting (especially if you are using a butt plug or a little lube there).

Both the hip straps and the g-string strap on this harness are adjustable and can accommodate hips up to 54". Please note: the 1-1/2" O-ring is not interchangeable, so not every dildo will work with this harness.

item TT-SSI-1928: $19.95 [Order]
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[RECOMMENDED!]

Eros Aqua Formula Lubricant
Eros fans, get excited! We are thrilled to offer you this super slick, ultra slippery lube in a water-based formula direct from Germany. Eros Aqua Formula feels more like real sex juices than any other lube we have encountered and stays truly slippery without drying up or getting sticky; it just slowly absorbs over time. Unlike other water-based lubes, this high-end wonder is absolutely flavorless which, in our Blowfishie opinion, makes this lube perfect for combining oral activities with lube play. Please take note: Eros Aqua Formula is quite runny (almost like a liquid) and highly concentrated, requiring only a few drops to make any surface or orifice slick. While the consistency does make for a bargain in terms of price-per-use ratio, it has the downside of occasionally leaking from the bottle if you knock it over mid-activity. If you are looking for something a little different than the others, this lube is a must-try.

Ingredients: water, glycerin, ethoxydiglycol, guar hydroxypropyltrimonium chloride, hydroxyethylcellulose, citric acid, benzyl alcohol.

item TS-ERO-1060-100, 100 ml (3.4 fl oz): $19.95 [Order]
item TS-ERO-1060-250, 250 ml (8.45 fl oz): $36.95 [Order]
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[RECOMMENDED!]

Boitoy Silicone Dildo
This could be our favorite realistic dildo of all time! This silicone dildo looks and feels so much like the real thing that fights broke out in the Blowfish office over who got to bring the Boitoy Silicone Dildo home for testing. Originally named Tex, we have re-christened this dildo Boitoy to better represent his playfulness.

Made from the new 100% premium silicone called VixSkin (not Cyberskin), the consistency and texture of toy is so life-like it takes our breath away! The supple silicone shaft has ridges and a realistic, bulbous head like an authentic cock. While the surface of the toy is soft and supple like skin, the core of this toy is firm like a true hard-on. If you push or pull on the shaft, it will bend and move with you while remaining just the right amount of firm to fuck effectively. The base of this toy is wide enough to make it safe and fun for anal and vaginal penetration and fits most harnesses (although a harness will make this short-ish toy seem even shorter). If you don't feel like strapping it on, our tester discovered that the non-slip base will suction and stick to flat, smooth surfaces, but only horizontal, not vertical, so you can use it on your kitchen counter, but not your bathroom wall.

The Boitoy is as realistic in size as it is in consistency, measuring a total insertable length of 5-1/4" and a width of 1-1/2" at the widest point. Vixskin toys feel "life-like" having more squish to the material and are medium-firm throughout the shaft. Because this toy is made of silicone, it is not very porous and can be cleaned with soap and water or can be sterilized by boiling it for three minutes. Since the silicone is soft, it can get somewhat sticky, which really wasn't an issue for us, but dusting it with cornstarch does a good job of getting rid of the stickiness and making it feel just that much more like the real thing. Comes in a clear acrylic box in which you can store it to keep it from getting dusty or sticking to other stuff in your drawer.

Available in three shades: a peachy Vanilla, a medium Butterscotch, or a dark Chocolate.

item TT-VXN-1930-VN, vanilla: $87.95 [Order]
item TT-VXN-1930-BS, butterscotch: $87.95 [Order]
item TT-VXN-1930-CH, chocolate: $87.95 [Order]
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Gary Schneider: Nudes
Schneider, Gary
The mysteriously compelling images in this book become clear if you start at the back and read the Notes and Thanks page first. Doing so will tell you that each of these images involved a perfectly dark room, an hour-long exposure, some chanting of numbers and a small flashlight. Just knowing this sheds some light (pun intended) on the occasional oddly shifting gaze, the blur of a moving penis, and, most dramatically, the play of light and dark over each of the full nude photos. But whichever way you read the book, it's a journey of discovery, a book unlike any other book of nudes we've ever come across. Unique, subtle, emotional and occasionally disturbing, this is one coffee table book that will definitely get you talking.

This book measures approximately 9-1/4" x 18-3/8". (2005, 80 pp.)

item TB-APR-1199: $58.95 [Order]
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[RECOMMENDED!]

Pinwheel Pricker
Oh, it ouches so good! Looking like a cross between a pizza cutter and porcupine, this Pinwheel Pricker (or Wartenburg neuro wheel for those who prefer the medical lingo) is the best accessory to any sensation-play toy chest since a feather-tickler. This stainless-steel instrument has a 6-1/2" handle, ending with a 1-1/4" disk lined with sharp pins. When rolled across the skin, these sharp points lightly prick the skin in a sensation like being cut without the marks or the pain (okay, without most of the pain). If you bare down hard on the handle while rolling, you can break the skin, leaving rows of tiny pinpricks on your submitting bottom (or your own bottom if you are flexible). While some may consider pinwheels to be a fairly hard-core, if used lightly this toy won't hurt more than scratching with fingernails. However hard you engage, be sure to disinfect your pinwheel between partners and be conscious of how hard you are playing.

item TT-KOK-1968: $9.95 [Order]
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[RECOMMENDED!]

Inflatable Gag
This is an incredible gag for those who love mouth play or for those interested in getting into something seemingly more taboo and kinky. This black leather gag straps around the back of the head, firmly securing the inflatable rubber ball in the wearer's mouth. Once in place, the rubber ball can be inflated using the hand pump that hangs from the side, similar to the bulb that inflates blood-pressure arm cuffs. The size of the rubber increases slowly with gentle pumps, more drastically with hard ones. A pressure valve on the hand bulb allows for deflation in tiny amounts or all at once. At rest the rubber ball is a surprisingly comfortable 1-1/2" in diameter and just under 2" long. Inflated, the bulb grew to over 3" before we stopped pumping, but that is not to say you could not make it bigger. Just be sure that if you have an itch to test the limit of the bulb, make sure you are doing it safely and not inside your playmate's mouth.

Speaking of safety, just a note: If you decide to play with this gag, we suggest you work out a body signal that can be performed mid activity (usually known as a "safe word" but here used more as a "safe signal") that will alert all involved when the ball is big enough or is suddenly too big. Our tester suggested that humming or snapping fingers, once for slow down and twice for stop etc, worked well, but invent your own signals that work for you. We found this gag extremely hot and hope you will as well.

item TT-KOK-1975: $69.95 [Order]
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Boifriend Silicone Dildo
If you have been eyeing the Boitoy but secretly wanted something a little (or a lot) bigger, the same manufacturer has released a macho version we are calling the Boifriend Silicone Dildo (they actually call it the Lonestar but something about naming a dildo after a state in which until recently it was illegal to sell dildos didn't feel quite right to us Blowfishies). Molded from the same supple 100% silicone Vixskin as the little guy, the Boifriend feels and looks just like, if not better than, the real deal. This cock boasts a set of soft balls that dangle from the 6" x 1-5/8" shaft. Yup... he's a big boi!

While the whole toy measures over 6-3/4" and looks long when you glance at it, the balls are fairly substantial in girth which uses up some of the insertable length (which is a lovely length for thrusting all the way down to the base so you can really feel those super-soft nuts against your body, by the way). In fact, our testers reported the playful slap of the wobbly bits felt oh-so-nice against their perineum when fucking with wild abandon. This cock is very harness friendly; just be sure your O-ring can accommodate 2" wide toys. For those of you who prefer solo-play, the base will stick moderately well to flat, horizontal surfaces and/or makes a jolly handhold if you are more apt to get down with your hands. Did we mention that we love this toy? We do.

In comparison to other feel-real silicone toys such as the Hot Cocks, the surface of this cock has a more realistic squish to it (which we adore). The manufacturers sprinkle it with a little bit of powder to keep it from getting sticky and we recommend dusting it with cornstarch every once in while to maintain the realistic consistency. Because this toy is made of silicone, it is not very porous and can be cleaned with soap and water or can be sterilized by boiling it for three minutes. If you leave this ultra-soft silicone leaning against another surface it may leave an oily smudge of (perfectly safe) liquid silicone so take note of where you store it. The base on this dick makes it safe for anal play but please note: we are not able to guarantee the size of our toys to any closer than 1/4" due to individual fluctuations in the material. Remember that in sex toys, as in real life, no two cocks are exactly alike.

Available in three shades: a peachy Vanilla, a medium Butterscotch, or a dark Chocolate.

item TT-VXN-1987-VN, vanilla: $93.95 [Order]
item TT-VXN-1987-BS, butterscotch: $93.95 [Order]
item TT-VXN-1987-CH, chocolate: $93.95 [Order]
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[RECOMMENDED!]

Super Sex Sling
From the folks who brought you the original Sex Sling comes the ultra luxurious model we call the Super Sex Sling. Designed to aid the user in obtaining and maintaining more extreme sexual positions, this sling adds the special bonus of being honestly comfortable to wear for even extensive romp sessions. The Super Sex Sling comes equipped with a patented headrest pillow made of plush black velvet that wraps the whole back of the neck for substantial support. It looks a little like a travel pillow that you might take with you for an airplane trip except that it extends a little bit wider around the base of the head to allow movement if the situation you er—strap yourself into—is apt to make you thrash around a bit. The cuffs are made from the same silky velvet as the head pillow and are padded a little so your little ankles won't get scratched even with your full weight pulling on them. Each side sling is made from 1-1/2" wide black nylon straps that extend 38" from neck to ankle, long enough for our testers that are over 6'2" and adjustable enough for another who swears she is 5' (however, we seriously doubt that she is taller than 4'10-1/2" when she takes her heels off. )

This sling functions by holding the wearer's legs aloft, usually in the missionary or "one person on their back" position, by tension from the nylon straps tugging on the ankle cuffs. If desired, the nylon can be adjusted mid play to assure for optimal comfort while strapped in. (One of our customers wants to make sure that we point out the adjustment straps on this model are by the pillow instead of my the ankles like the original model. Our testers felt this made it far easier to adjust their legs without necessitating the flexibility of small gymnasts, but the placement does remove the hanging straps from the feet which some folks use as a handhold.) For an added twist, placing a small wedge or pillow under the sling-er's bottom puts their private parts in an even more tantalizingly exposed position, fabulous for a better G-spot angle or, for more extreme fun, a really sexy way to do some anal activities while remaining face to face. (Boys, this means you should get those ankles up and let your honey get down to work like you may have always wanted to!) One of our smaller and more flexible testers found that she could even strap the Velcro cuffs up beneath her knees and ratchet her legs almost all the way down to her torso like a little exposed frog (although the cuffs are only 16" in circumference at their widest extension, so this might not be possible for everyone.) Most of our testers agreed that they would spend many more hours experimenting the new possibilities that came from having this sling in their sex lives. They also noted that while the basic shape of the Super Sex Sling is very similar to the original, the extra comfort was worth their while.

item TT-SSI-1985: $77.95 [Order]
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Thigh Cuffs
If you are in the market for something a little different than your standard wrist and ankle restraints, Thigh Cuffs might be right up your alley. These soft, washable neoprene cuffs allow you to strap a hapless playmate's arms down and connect them to their own legs without bedposts, door jams, tethers, or bed restraints. The neoprene is backed with 1" wide adjustable nylon strap that extends to a 27" circumference with plastic buckles to aid in ratcheting the restraints closed. Metal O-rings with lobster-claw clips make for easy hook-ups to your favorite wrist cuffs (not included).

Once linked, the wearer's arms are held nearly immobile down along the sides of the body while their legs are kept relatively free for walking or staying spread wide open—fun and kinky! For an added twist, strap the Thigh Cuffs on to your own legs then attach your shackled playmate to you with their face at just the right height to service you until you let them free. Or, if you are feeling fierce and they are flexible, join their ankle cuffs to their thighs and keep those flailing legs fastened tight. Our tester mentioned that she uses them around her bedposts instead of tethers to keep from scratching the finish. The options for variations are near endless!

Note: While the cuffs extend to 27" in circumference, the sewn edge of the nylon strap stops the cuff from opening completely. While this works to keep the circle from pulling open too far and forcing you to stop and re-lace the buckle, it also means that you can't strap someone to, say, a telephone pole.

item TT-SSI-1984: $24.95 [Order]
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Masturbatrix
Frank Thring
Private/Pirate
Yummy, yummy Europorn. While the wrapper plot on this disc is silly (Kitty Sixx is the "masturbatrix" of the title, and these scenes are nominally her fantasies as she masturbates), the sex scenes themselves are simply delicious, with interesting art direciton, very attractive performers, and sex that looks like people are actually into it.

While all five scenes are worthwhile, two stand out: The first with Kathy Anderson, Kathy Blue and Vyona, a medical scene of particular note. While we don't get any kind of serious medical play, those girls do some fun things with forceps and gauze. The other is a "circus" scene (guys in masks, don't think like that) with Lara Stevens and Karla Romano. Lara is a beautiful goth-girl who really, really likes her work; top marks.

(This is #20 in the Pirate Fetish Machine series, for those who are keeping score. Note: For certain people, masturbatrix is a term of art for a certain kind of domme. That's not the kind of Masturbatrix this movie is about.) (2005, 90 min.)

Cast: Honey Winter, Karla Romano, Kathy Anderson, Kathy Blue, Kitty Sixx, Lara Stevens, Vyona

item TV-PVT-1385-DVD, dvd format: $25.95 [Order]
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Bubble Bath Girls
Einhorn, Andrew
Goliath
What's hotter than a naked woman in a bathtub? A naked woman in a bathtub with bubbles! Photographer Andrew Einhorn (of Naked Happy Girls fame) once again persuades dozens of hot young women off street, out of their clothes and in front of his camera. This time he adds the delightful theme of bubble baths, and the suds are the perfect complement to nubile skin, perky breasts, firm bodies, dangerous curves and plump buttocks. The personality of each girl really comes through, thanks in part to the props they either brought with them (the tiara, the iguana) or were given to play with (the fruit, the bubble bath, the roses). A delightful romp, full of sexy, bubbly clean fun. 7-3/4" x 5-3/4". (2005, 367 pp.)

item TB-GOL-1212: $37.95 [Order]
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Short Strokes
Moore, Richard
Amerotica
If you liked Horny Tails you should check out this latest collection of naughty short stories by artist Richard Moore. There's a little bit of science fiction, a touch of high fantasy, and a whole bunch of furry action going on (though even those of us not "into" furry culture think these stories are both charming and hot). A new M'Lady and some Teddies with 'Tudes are among the goodies you'll find in this collection. There's even a couple erotic cross-over shorts from Moore's non-erotic titles (a Far West spread and two risque Boneyard ads), which are a hoot if you're familiar with those titles (and still fairly amusing if not). A very hot, raunchy little comic. (2005, 64 pp.)

item TC-NBM-1033: $18.95 [Order]
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[RECOMMENDED!]

G-Force Silicone Dildo
When a woman who spends her whole life making silicone dildos comes into your office and announces that she has invented her favorite toy of all time, you better believe we were thrilled to be on the receiving end (so to speak). Proclaimed by many as the best new dildo design, the G-Force is the G-spotter to rival all other G-spotters. Made from 100% firm yet flexible silicone, this gently curved toy has a neat bulbed head, 1-3/8" at the widest point, that looks a bit like a tulip just waiting to open. The 6-1/2" shaft is slippery smooth and ends in a 4" nifty, grip-friendly handle (meaning the toy is nearly 11" long overall). Now, the best part about this handle is that it keeps you hands well away from the wet action so you never lose a handhold on your toy. Even better than that, the long reach of the handle enables you to thrust at a good angle whether you are lying on your back or reaching around and getting at it from the back side. All of that and in a shiny black silicone that almost looks like patent leather... what's not to love?

item TT-TNT-1996: $37.95 [Order]
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[RECOMMENDED!]

Loverboi Silicone Dildo
The latest goody in Vixskin feel-real silicone (others calls this cock the Bandit), the Loverboi Silicone Dildo has all the length you have been dreaming of and begging for without the width of some of the bigger toys. Many dildos with flat bases ideal for strap-on fucking lose too much of their length in the harness. The Loverboi is long enough to administer long, filling thrusts even from behind or when controlled from the waist. To top it off, some of us think this cock looks remarkably like Tommy Lee's schlong; if his wily looks or his famous dangling bits get your crank turning, you will love this dildo.

The Loverboi is a long and lean, 7" by 1-5/8", with a discernable lippy head and some very mild surface detailing on the shaft. The balls that dangle below are medium sized but lay flat thus working as a terrific anchoring device when harness fucking or thrusting by hand. If you have been hankering for a dildo bigger and longer than the Boitoy but less girthy than the Boifriend, this is your guy. Compared to the Hot Cocks, Vixskin toys have more squish to the material and are less firm throughout the shaft. Softer than and just as supple as real skin but dishwasher safe and boilable for squeaky cleanness, who needs a rock star when you can have a Loverboi?

Available in three shades: a peachy Vanilla, a medium Butterscotch, or a dark Chocolate.

item TT-VXN-2004-VN, vanilla: $90.95 [Order]
item TT-VXN-2004-BS, butterscotch: $90.95 [Order]
item TT-VXN-2004-CH, chocolate: $90.95 [Order]
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Gee Whizard Silicone Vibrator Attachment
Everyone loves their Hitachi Magic Wand and, because we want you to make the most of yours, we think you should have some options when it comes to high quality attachments. If you dig the Gee Whiz you are going to adore the Gee Whizard. This dildo-like attachment is made from 100% silicone and fits snugly over the head of a Hitachi Magic Wand. While the shape and function of this attachment is similar to its predecessor, the Gee Whizard has some enticing added features.

Other than being a oh-so-cool green and clear marbled color, the Gee Wizard has a longer cock (5") with a smooth belly and minor bloops for sensation while thrusting. The thickest bloop near the base is 1-1/2" and decrease mildly in size as the tip gets closer. Also, the back of the cup-shaped head has neat bumpies on it for some extra stimulation when using it to rub directly against your skin. While the shape of the shaft curves up for G-spot rubbing, the silicone is bendable enough that we would not classify this toy as being specifically intended for G-spot play. We would, however, recommend trying this attachment out as a super-vibing butt toy! Also, because the Gee Whizard is entirely made of silicone , it can be boiled and sanitized after you are finished playing with it- just be sure to take it off your Hitachi Magic Wand first.

item TT-VXN-2002: $46.95 [Order]
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[RECOMMENDED!]

Panthere Blue Aluminum Vibrator
This beautiful vibe, called Panthere, has the same incredible design as the titanium Le Lynx but is made from a beautiful teal-blue anodized aluminum. Not only is it stunning, it is also a little bit more affordable for those of you who have to have one of these incredible toys but can't quite swing the full-blown version. This model comes with the shaft and a single head, the triple-ringed high-speed motor for all of your vibeing pleasure. And let's be honest, while the low and medium speed heads that come with the titanium model are awfully nice, most of us generally grab for the high-speed head and get right down to it. If you are just such a person, this is your vibe. We would also like to mention that this is the toy buyer's "go-to" vibe and, well, she tests a lot of vibrators.

The Panthere is designed for underwater use and can be sterilized by boiling or by being washed in the dishwasher. This brilliant blue model comes in a special lockable case with faux cheetah fur and metal on the outside and is lined with plush black velvet on the inside. It runs on three CR123A Lithium batteries (which we do not yet sell, but are told that they aren't super expensive and one set comes with the toy), and the strong vibration make the special batteries worth it. Nothing says happiness like a sexy, strong metal vibe between your legs and this one is destined to make someone in your life very, very happy indeed.

Note: If you have trouble finding replacement batteries, try your local camera store or the photography department; CR123A Lithium batteries are a very common camera battery.

item TT-ELP-2007: $249.95 [Order]
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[RECOMMENDED!]

Le Lynx Titanium Vibrator
A rare gem of vibrators, we have never seen anything quite like this individually crafted titanium toy. This Le Lynx is a masterpiece in and of itself, sure to make you feel like the extravagant pleasure-god or goddess you are. This weighty metal vibe is made from fine titanium and comes with three interchangeable heads. The kicker is that the motor for the vibe is in the top of the toy so each head is a different speed. Choose the plain head for low vibration, the double bump for medium, or the triple ringed top for hard-core, full blown sensation. Metal is the perfect material for a strong vibrator because there is no soft rubber or silicone to damper the intensity. What is left is a ultra strong vibration that can be used externally like your favorite hard-buzzing wand vibe (for example: the Hitachi or the Wahl) or internally for a sensation our tester could not articulate save for wide eyes and a gaping mouth. She managed to stammer out that nothing that strong have ever been inside of her before and that she is unsure as to whether or not she will ever be able to part with it ever again. We take that to mean that she liked it.

The Le Lynx is completely waterproof when a top is in place and the manufacturers encouraged us numerous times to try it out in the hot tub. This also means you can throw them in the dishwasher or in sink full of soapy water to clean them. Because titanium conducts temperature pretty well, the high speed motor tends to heat the head of this vibe up after ten or fifteen minutes. Some of us liked it, others found using this toy under water or with the lower speed heads more pleasant. At 7-1/8" long and 1-1/4" wide, it runs on three CR123A Lithium batteries (which we do not yet sell, but are told that they aren't super expensive and this toy comes with a set), and the strong vibration makes the special batteries worth it. Also, the vibe with all of its heads comes in an lockable case with faux cheetah fur and metal on the outside and is lined with plush black velvet on the inside. We love the case almost as much as the toy that comes inside. This vibe makes an incredible gift for a special someone, especially if that special someone is yourself. You are worth it.

Note: If you have trouble finding replacement batteries, try your local camera store or the photography department; CR123A Lithium batteries are a very common camera battery.

item TT-ELP-2005: $499.95 [Order]
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[RECOMMENDED!]

[Blowfish Connection!]

Sextrospective: A Decade with San Francisco's Sexiest Lesbians
Phyllis Christopher
This DVD isn't a standard video DVD: it's even more wonderful. It's a photo gallery of the photography of Phyllis Christopher. Christopher has, for years, been documenting the lesbians of San Francisco: kinky and tender, wild and intimate, her photographs are an extremely hot record of decades of lesbian sex and culture in San Francisco. While we were watching this DVD during the recording of our podcast, we had to keep remembering to talk instead of just staring at the gorgeous images.

And some former Blowfishies are in the photos, too! (2005)

item TW-PCC-1003: $31.95 [Order]
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Anti-Bacterial Toy Cleaner
Nothing says you mean business like squeaky clean toys. If you plan on sharing toys or if you just want the peace of mind that your favorite playthings are bacteria free, this is a very user friendly toy-cleaner! Complete with a pump-top spray cap, this Anti-Bacterial Toy Cleaner is super easy to use. Just spray it on, leave on for about 2 minutes, then rinse it off. Presto!! A bacteria free toy!

Please Note: While this cleaner fights bacteria with the chemical Triclosan, it does not protect against viruses such as herpes or HIV. While sexually transmitted viruses are often extremely fragile outside of the body (meaning that they do not stay active long on toys or other surfaces), please be aware that cleaning agents do not kill viruses. In the long run, nothing beats scalding water (via a dish washer or pasta pot) to sterilize your playthings. However, if you are looking for something to provide a little extra protection against E. coli or other bacteria, this cleaner may be an easy way to keep on top of it.

Ingredients: Deionized water, Sodium C 14-16 Olefin Sulfonate, Disodium Lauroamphodiacetate (and) Sodium Trideceth Sulfate, Cocamidopropyl Betaine, Methychloroisothiazolinone (and) Methylisothiazolinone, Tetrasodium EDTA.

item TS-CAL-1066: $7.95 [Order]
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Digital Electrosex Power Box
Novices to E-stim as well as old veterans will love this Digital Electrosex Power Box. The sleek design and small LCD screen make venturing into electrical play a user-friendly and utterly fabulous experience. This controller is reminiscent of hand-held video games (like a Gameboy) but with a much better adrenaline-pumping, pleasure-inducing kick.

Powered on three AAA batteries (not included, but we do sell them), this controller has a number of features that are different from more traditional power boxes. The face of the toy has buttons to turn the power off and on as well as selector buttons to make the sensation stronger or weaker. When the screen flicks on, you will see that there are seven "types" of stimulation to choose from. Select from choices acupuncture, manipulation, slow stroke, united stroke, massage, cupping, or scraping using the smaller buttons on the left hand side. Each of these modes feels unique and impacts the muscles and nerves in different ways. The (included) sticky pads can be placed on the body in the location of your choosing for stimulation where you want it the most. This tester was amazed when she placed the pads on her forearm and watched her fingers move without her control. She was even more shocked and delighted when she slipped the butt plug (not included) in to find that the current made it feel like the toy was fucking her!

Another nifty feature of the Digital Electosex Power Box is the timer that allows someone to hook up their play partner for a set amount of time, leave them there to go rake the yard, then go back and find them when 20 minutes (or however long they wish) has passed. Also, there is a "higher intensity" button that bumps the sensation up to sharper level. This box has two jack ports and comes with two sets of two sticky pads. This allows you to cover your body in current, to attach two different attachments simultaneously (we really adore the butt plug and cock-ring combo), or to buzz two different people at the same time. We can see your minds racing with the possibilities...

The manual is available on-line, too.

Please note: The Digital Electrosex Power Box will run other Electrosex attachments, but not MyStim attachments. Also, this power box comes with sticky pads but no other attachments. If desired, those must be purchased separately.

item TT-RIM-2010: $116.95 [Order]
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Electrosex Parachute
When we were first introduced to this new line of E-stim gear, we asked the manufacturer what their most popular attachment was. There was no hesitation in their answer: the Electro Parachute. This handy device is shaped like a buckling rubber cone that wraps around the scrotum from under the cock. While worn, it looks a little bit like a small black lampshade covering the nuts. When connected to the (included) bipolar leads and an Digital Electrosex Power Box, the whole rubber shield acts as a conductor for electricity, wrapping the whole scrotum in tingles (using lube between the surface electrodes and the skin is very helpful in making the best possible connection). The very sensitive nature of testicles leads them to clench immediately when touched with current, often causing very intense and completely hands-free orgasms. Wowza! We also tested this Electro Parachute on other parts of the body and it works splendidly on many surfaces other than the family jewels. This is a great attachment for those new to E-stim and those who have tried rings and plugs but are still looking for a little something extra.

Please Note: To use Electrosex attachments you must have a power source. They will work with the Digital Electrosex Power Box, or, if you use a MyStim Power Adaptor Converter Plug with a MyStim Digital Power Box. Speaking of attachments, the Digital Electrosex Power Box, MyStim Power Adaptor Converter Plug, and the MyStim Digital Power Box are sold separately from this attachment. We repeat, the power source is not included.

item TT-RIM-2013: $34.95 [Order]
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Electrosex Teardrop Butt Plug
What a cute butt plug this is! This Electrosex Teardrop Butt Plug is a mushroom shaped bulb of fun measuring 3-1/2" of insertable length. The "head" of this plug is the positive end of the charge while the portion under the black rubber circlet is the negative end. For this toy to send electrical current to your hungry ass, it needs to be inserted deep enough for your body to make contact with both charged ends. (Somehow, we doubt this will be a problem for you.) The widest part of this plug is the head measuring 1-3/8" wide. When this toy is inserted, the sphincter muscles will contract involuntarily. The result feels like the plug is moving, fucking you in time with the electrical pulses. Pair this plug with cock-rings or a parachute and it will feel like someone or something has taken off with your genitals to do their bidding and haven't bothered to ask if you mind coming over and over again.

Please Note: To use Electrosex attachments you must have a power source. They will work with the Digital Electrosex Power Box, or, if you use a MyStim Power Adaptor Converter Plug with a MyStim Digital Power Box. Speaking of attachments, the Digital Electrosex Power Box, MyStim Power Adaptor Converter Plug, and the MyStim Digital Power Box are sold separately from this attachment. We repeat, the power source is not included.

item TT-RIM-2015: $124.95 [Order]
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Electrosex Vaginal Dildo
Electro dildos almost never look like "real" dildos. While they do work terrifically well, E-stim cocks generally come off looking more like a science fair creation than a pleasure object. Luckily, somebody finally made a vaginal dildo that looks as dashing as it feels. The Electrosex Vaginal Dildo, measuring 6-1/2" by 1-1/3" is a shiny metal probe, sized like most other dildos on the market (and most cocks out there too, for the record). It is a bipolar device; the top 1-1/2" head is the positive side while the shaft acts as the negative side. In order for current to be felt, one must have part of the head and part of the shaft in contact with their body. It is a hefty piece of equipment, almost 2-1/2 pounds. Better to use this one sitting down or risk losing a toe!

The wire connecting this dildo to the Digital Electrosex Power Box (not included) comes from the bottom of the shaft and is not removable. If you plan on inserting this probe deeply, make sure you do not let it slip into the body or it will be troublesome getting it out. Also, because this dildo does not have a flange, it is not safe for anal use. If you plan on using it in your butt anyway (which we do not recommend), please make sure you have a firm grip on the shaft before inserting it anywhere.

Please Note: To use Electrosex attachments you must have a power source. They will work with the Digital Electrosex Power Box, or, if you use a MyStim Power Adaptor Converter Plug with a MyStim Digital Power Box. Speaking of attachments, the Digital Electrosex Power Box, MyStim Power Adaptor Converter Plug, and the MyStim Digital Power Box are sold separately from this attachment. We repeat, the power source is not included.

item TT-RIM-2016: $135.95 [Order]
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Replacement Maxi Bullet Vibrator with Jack (no controller)
You haven't felt what a bullet can do until you have played with a Replacement Maxi Bullet. We like to think of this 4" long, 1" wide silver toy as more of a bomb than a bullet, taking down everything in its path with intense vibrations. It is rare to find a battery-run toy that can vibrate this hard, but the Replacement Maxi Bullet seems to do it with ease. It is so intense that this tester's mouth dropped open when she held it in her hand for the first time. It has to be felt to be believed.

Please note that it does not come with its own controller; you must have a controller with a jack to make this vibrate.

This is a substitute silver bullet for vibrator controllers that have a jack for plug-in vibrator motors (although do note, the vibrations may vary a bit in strength compared to the bullet that comes with the controller in question). It can replace a lost or broken bullet that came with the Dynamic Duo.

item TT-DVE-2000: $8.95 [Order]
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The Merry XXXmas Book of Erotica
Tyler, Alison, ed.
Cleis Press
We didn't even know we had kinky Santa fantasies until we read some of the stories in this book! Editor Alison Tyler has collected some of the hottest holiday tales we've ever read, creating new holiday traditions such as a Santa who deals out spankings if you're naughty, elfs in tight green latex outfits, and the seasonal giant dildo gift you give yourself. With stories from such erotica masters as Thomas S. Roche, Simon Sheppard, M. Christian and Alison Tyler herself, these stories are sure to put you in the holiday spirit! (2005, 186 pp.)

item TB-CLS-1223: $14.95 [Order]
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[Blowfish Connection!]

The Crash Pad
Shine Louise Houston
Pink and White/Blowfish Video
The Crash Pad is amazingly hot hardcore indie feminist dyke porn, sure to appeal to anyone who likes seeing gorgeous women do wonderfully nasty things to one another. These aren't your standard pornstar types, but a hip Bay Area cross-section — the sultry femme, the boyishly cute dyke, the tattooed, and the pierced are all represented. How hot is this movie? Within the first seven minutes, you're treated to double penetration with strap-ons, and it only ups the ante from there. These women devour one another. There's cocksucking, cuntlicking, anal fucking, rimming, squirting, masturbating, three-ways, and more.

The premise is simple: there's an apartment, and if you're lucky enough to be given the key, you can let yourself in... and let yourself go. This isn't fake lesbian porn with pointless high heels and starlets barely able to conceal their distaste as they awkwardly tongue kiss. Real sex, real orgasms, real sweat, real bodily fluids, real laughter — this is the genuine article, so utterly natural that the fact it's being filmed seems nearly incidental. Director Shine Louise Houston has become one of the leading lights of the feminist porn movement, and her debut film demonstrates her unparalleled sense of style, humor, and, most of all, her dedication to hot real sex. Extensive extras include a cast interview, director interview, storyboards, outtakes, trailers, and a director's commentary.

The Crash Pad is, simply, one of the hottest films we sell, a feature so groundbreaking that it has spawned a slew of imitations, and winner of the Hottest Dyke Sex Scene from the Feminist Porn Awards. It's really that good. Here's the key. Come inside.

View the trailers! QuickTime (best) • Windows Media PlayerMPEG-1 (should play on anything).

Be sure to check out Superfreak the great second movie by the same director!

And customers say...

This is the hottest adult DVD we now own (we've only made it through the first 2 scenes). Me & my wife enjoy the movie because it was real people enjoying what they're doing. Very very happy.

The adventures of The Crash Pad continue in Shine's latest release, The Crash Pad Series, Volume 1!

And if you are looking for even more wonderfulness from Shine Louise, be sure to check out The Crash Pad Series website, the on-going web site show. It's like TV, only there's always something on. (2005, 60 min.)

Cast: Jiz Lee, Dusty Ryder, Jo, Dylan Rion, Roxie Ryder, Simone, Shawn

item TV-BVI-1414-DVD, dvd format: $29.95 [Order]
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One-Touch Bullet Batteries, 3 pack
Replacement camera batteries for your One-Touch Vibrating Bullet. These will also fit the bullet in the One-Touch Vibrating Cock-Ring. They're 1.55V Super Cell batteries and their technical reference number is 625A+CNB. These will NOT fit in the One-Touch Mini Bullet nor the Micro-Mini Vibrator, so please shop carefully!

These batteries come 3 to a pack. Please note: we do not take returns on batteries.

item TT-DVE-2024: $2.95 [Order]
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Sensual Massage on a String
Inkeles, Gordon
What a unique idea! This is a set of laminated massage cards that can be hung from a string, so instead of looking down at a book for your next massage technique, you simply glance up at the cards you have conveniently hung at eye-level. There are sets of cards for the chest, head, arms, hands, legs, feet and back, with brief instructions and photographs illustrating each movement. The pictures range from artsy to sexy to slightly cheesy, though everyone in the images looks relaxed and happy. The 60 cards come in a box with 2 push-pins and 3 feet of elastic string. Choose the part of the body and the techniques you'd like to use, string them up, and break out the massage oil!

item TA-ARA-1035: $19.95 [Order]
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[RECOMMENDED!]

Pure Wand Stainless Steel Dildo
Let's just come right out with it: we love this toy but we dislike its dorky name. But, seeing as the ultra swanky black box that it comes housed in has the name stamped on the outside, inside, as well as the packaging, we were hesitant to offer up a different one. Regardless, the Pure Wand is one of the coolest toys the office has come in contact with in a long time. There was much ooh-ing and ahh-ing when this solid stainless steel crescent was lifted from its silky home.

So elegant, this heavy metal dildo is just as much a piece of art as an amazing toy. Each end is crafted to end in a ball, one side measuring 1", the other 1-1/2", allowing for versatility in which orifice to play with and how big you want to go. The 7-1/2" curved shape of the shaft (11" if able to straighten it out) makes thrusting extremely easy and can function as a nifty handle to really get deep inside your harder to reach places. Most anal dildos are not made with reach-around-ability in mind, so that makes the Pure Wand that much more of a standout. Additionally, the balled ends make wonderful prostate stimulators.

One of our testers reported that the Pure Wand, when used as a vaginal toy, was the first toy she was ever able to ejaculate with. Oh yes, you read that correctly. When sitting or reclining, the sitting surface makes a great fulcrum for rocking the toy into the vagina and rubbing hard on the G-spot. If you are a squirter or would like to become one, this toy is one that could help you along that path. And if you just want to rock your little world without a watershow, we can't think of a better toy to do it!

item TT-NJY-2011: $108.95 [Order]
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Aneros Helix Prostate Stimulator
If you are seeking prostate sensation higher up inside your tush, there is no better Aneros than the Aneros Helix. Like other versions, the Aneros Helix was developed with the same hands-free mechanism that strokes and massages the prostate, urging men to use muscle control to achieve orgasm without touching the penis. The Aneros Helix is specifically designed with a larger, more angled head for broader surface contact along the prostate. The tip bump is 1-1/16" and slowly decreases in width along its 3-3/4" length. This toy has more aggressive proportions than its brothers meaning it will take less practice and far less patience to get you hooping and hollering. Also wonderful for first-time-users!

item TT-ANE-1982: $72.95 [Order]
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Aneros Eupho Prostate Stimulator
This is the smallest of the Aneros brood, as well as the most sophisticated. The Aneros Eupho is a slender variation of the original, boasting high mobility and a sleek, ergonomic design. How can smaller be better, you ask? Well, the Aneros toys rely on muscle movement and technique to move them in a way that caresses the prostate. Larger toys are easier to grip onto, thus, easier to move around. This results in more rubbing for you but with less precision and control. A thinner toy will give you much more accuracy in your movements, but it is tricker to use well. (It is like comparing a sports car to an SUV- while the latter is sure to get you up the mountain in one heck of a hurry, the smaller, racier sports car is more difficult to control but will thrill you with its maneuverability in those tight, dark tunnels.)

The middle bump of the toy is the widest portion at 15/16" in diameter. The bloopy bump on the tip is 3/4" and the insertable length is 4".

item TT-ANE-1980: $84.95 [Order]
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[RECOMMENDED!]

Maxi Bullet Vibrator (with controller)
My oh my, what a fun bullet this is! If you have been searching for a super hard vibeing toy that can be held between the fingers or inserted, look no further! (Note: stick it inside a condom and it will be much easier to remove later.) The Maxi Bullet is not only the largest bullet we carry at 4" long, 1" wide, it is also the strongest. It is so intense that this tester's mouth dropped open when she held it in her hand for the first time. It has to be felt to be believed.

This bullet comes attached to a controller that runs on three AA batteries (not included, but we do sell them). Also, the bullet does not have a jack so it cannot be plugged into a different controller. If you are looking for a big bullet that can plug into other toys, check out the Replacement Maxi Bullet.

item TT-DVE-2020: $11.95 [Order]
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[RECOMMENDED!]

Afterschool Special/Turn Me Up Over & On
Fatale Media
Fatale brings back two of their classic movies, together again for the first time on one DVD!

Afterschool Special — Roughly speaking, a gang of big nasty lesbians descends on a bunch of nice straight girls having lunch after school, and mayhem of the sexual sort results. Everyone is having the time of their lives; this looks like the kind of movie you and your friends would make if you were attractive, physically varied college-age lesbians (and who are we to say that you are not?). The production values are, pretty much, "Hey, everyone, let's put on a porn movie," and this was shot in the days before Hi-8, but the sex is very authentic, very hot, and the performers are obviously very, very into what they are doing. (And, if we may be so bold, one of the performers wins the "best natural rack of the year" award, to boot.)

Tie Me Up Over and On — Have you ever had the experience of waiting for a lover, a lover who you wanted so bad you were aching, to arrive? Sure you have. And then the lover arrived, and... things happened much like what happen in this movie. Two very attractive young dykes go at each other like they haven't had sex in weeks. No plot, no words, just two lovers who want each other. A little light flogging, a great strap-on, and a lot of tongue. It's great. (2005, 50 min.)

Cast: Dame X, J. Bones, Lydia Thrill, Spike, Rusty Scooter, Duke H, Ms Hussy, June bBeaver, Miss Thing Rosenberg, Misty Mountain, Angelcake (non-sex)

item TV-FTL-1418-DVD, dvd format: $41.95 [Order]
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Vibrating Disposable Condom Ring, 3 pack
We took one look at these tiny Vibrating Condom Rings and shook our heads. How could something so tiny even possibly hope to function as a cock ring, much less as a clit-stimulator? We put them into action with dubious frowns only to discover that we were fools to think that size could determine efficiency— how does that saying go about about the size of the boat versus the motion of the ocean? Oh well, you get the idea.

We call these rings Vibrating Disposable Condom Rings because they are not only the size of the ring around the base of a condom, they are also disposable after the deed is done. By pulling the jelly ring over the shaft of the penis, the snugness of the circlet keeps your woody stiffer for longer periods of time while the teeny motor turns your whole cock into a gentle vibrator! A small on/off switch located on the side allows for you to turn the action on and off whenever you are ready and the jelly has small nubs for extra clit stimulation when the lady on your cock rides you (or their favorite dildo) deeply. When finished, the whole ring can be pulled off and tossed away— no messy cleanup. Small enough to carry in a pocket just in case an "opportunity" pops up when least expected. Pack of three rings, various colors.

Please note: The vibrating motor is single speed and will run for approximately 20-30 minutes. Also, while the jelly can be stretched to about 3" before tearing, exercise caution if you want to use this ring around your balls and cock simultaneously.

item TT-AML-2035-003, package of 3: $9.95 [Order]
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[RECOMMENDED!]

Vibrating Condom Ring, Multi-use
If you have been considering getting a cock-ring but feel like they might be a little bit too "hard core" for your sex life, these teeny weenie Vibrating Condom Rings might be just the things to slip into the sack with. This small, flexible cock-ring is made of a stretchy jelly material and topped with a nubby protrusion set to rub on her clit while getting it on. Inside the nub is a teeny motor with a one-touch button that vibrates the ring, the cock, and the clit in question all at once. This small motor cycles through different types of vibrations every 10 seconds or so; solid vibrations, long bursts, short bursts, random bursts, the whole gambit. The bullet is easy to turn on and off with a button on the side of the toy. Even better, when the batteries begin to wear down, they are replaceable!! Takes two LR1130 Alkaline button-cell batteries (about half the size a traditional button cell— currently attempting to stock) or one Button Cell Battery (which is very difficult to get out once you put it in, but it will work in a pinch).

Want some naughty alternatives to the standard "use on the penis" method? The Vibrating Condom Ring is perfect to roll onto your favorite dildo to turn it into a mild vibrator. Try slipping it into the pocket of your favorite jeans or down in your panties for a near-silent treat while working late at the office. Or, wrap the ring around your fingers to give your lover a buzzy fingering or hand-job they won't forget. So much fun in such a small package!

Please note: While the jelly can be stretched to about 3" before tearing, exercise caution if you want to use this ring around your balls and cock simultaneously. Various colors.

item TT-AML-2034: $6.95 [Order]
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[RECOMMENDED!]

Teardrop Chrome Cock-Ring
For those men out there who love the feel of solid metal around their member, the Teardrop Chrome Cock Ring will do you one better. This device is built to keep you hard and lift you up, like a push-up bra for your man parts. (Okay, not really like that, but you get the idea). Your cock and balls slip through the hole, pushing the tapered metal point down against the perineum, better known as that soft, sensitive spot behind your 'nads. The curve of the metal under your junk will lift the twins up and out, pressing lightly southward while pushing your rock-hard cock even further north. Um, hello!

This ring is made from solid brass and chome plated and weighs just under a pound. The substantial weight aids in keeping your chubby even chubbier for all of the wild action you can throw at it. (We're not kidding, it's really heavy!)

Side Note: We give the Blowfish testers more goodies than they could ever hope to fuck with, so it is a rare day when someone comes back with the claim that a particular toy has moved mountains and changed the way they have sex. Well folks, this is one of those toys. And might we add that the gentleman in question has never looked quite so happy.

item TT-LMS-2023-134, 1-3/4" hole: $57.95 [Order]
item TT-LMS-2023-200, 2" hole: $57.95 [Order]
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Le Tigre Magenta Aluminum Vibrator
Nothing says "I adore you" like love-inspired pink toys, and of all the pink things in the world, the Le Tigre might just be the finest one we have come across. Made from beautiful anodized solid aluminum in a bright magenta, this metal vibe is sexy, heavy, and ready to tickle your pink in the naughtiest of ways. This top quality vibrator comes with three interchangeable heads with the motors nestled inside. The low, medium, and high speed heads can be differentiated from one another by their rings and ribbing, each swaddled in a separate cubby hole in their very own lockable case, lined with black velvet. Much like it's sister vibes the Le Lynx and the Panthere, the Le Tigre is waterproof and is designed to be enjoyed in the hot tub as well as between the sheets.

Note: If you have trouble finding replacement batteries, try your local camera store or the photography department; CR123A Lithium batteries are a very common camera battery.

Please shop carefully. We do not accept satisfaction returns on this item. Please see our ordering information page for our complete returns policy.

item TT-ELP-2001: $349.95 [Order]
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Electrosex Sticky Pad Replacements, 2 pads
As much as it pains us to say so, sticky pads do not remain sticky forever. On the off chance that you, too, wore through yours already or that you got so carried away in an E-stim high that you flung your sticky pads face-down onto the shag carpet and ruined them forever, we are thrilled to have replacement pads for your shocking pleasure. It is never a bad idea to have some extras on hand. The Electrosex Sticky Pad Replacements come in a set of two pads with snap fasteners and are only compatible with the Digital Electrosex Power Box. Pads only; leads are NOT included.

item TT-RIM-2025: $15.95 [Order]
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[RECOMMENDED!]

Way of the Dragon
Celeste
Digital Playground
This has about as much to do with anything in Asia as The Mikado has to do with Japan (that is to say, not much except nice costumes and sets... really quite lovely ones, in the case of this movie). That being said, it's a great movie.

Celeste creates a series of beautifully-shot, wordless vignettes, all moving slowly and stylishly (indeed, it reminds us just a bit of Kabuki in that regard). Some are girl/girl/boy, some are girl/girl, some are just girl, but they all move at a dreamy, delicate pace, nothing like the slam-slam-slam style so popular these days. The videography and art design are gorgeous, sometimes stunning. Although it's not really a "bondage" movie, there's fair amount of very attractive rope bondage, too, and one scene with an actress lashed to a post that's definitely a bit more extreme than we've seen in mainstream porn for a while.

And if AVN creates a "Best and Most Thorough Use of Chopsticks" award, this is a shoo-in.

All of the scenes are worth watching, repeatedly, at great length. The performers are very attractive, both male and female, and there's a lot more female wetness than we usually seen in a mainstream porn movie.

If you are looking for something as interesting and beautiful as a Michael Ninn movie, without Ninn's frenetic editing or sense of cool reserve, Celeste (and this movie) are the movies for you. (2005, 100 min.)

Cast: Sophia Santi, Janine, Charmane Star, Penny Flame, Celeste Star, Jamie Lynn, Marie Luv, Marlena, Jamie Huxley , Sara Stone, Bobbi Blair

item TV-DPG-1426-DVD, dvd format: $25.95 [Order]
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[RECOMMENDED!]

Jack Rabbit Rechargeable Vibrator
This is the Jack Rabbit you fell in love with, only better. If you are tired of buying and replacing hoards of AA batteries and still can't figure out how to position your bed so it is close enough to the outlet to actually use your favorite vibrator while reclining on pillows, you are in need of a rechargeable toy. What better toy to make cordless and battery-less than your absolute favorite one of all time? The Rechargeable Jack Rabbit is the rabbit of tomorrow, crafted in bright pink jelly with silver accents and boasting three speed controls for both the energized floppy ears and the gyrating, beaded shaft.

The Rechargeable Jack Rabbit is easy to charge and keeps buzzing long past when most other cordless vibes we tested had quit. Slip the base of the vibe into the small, plug-in recharging pod and let it juice up for 6 hours. When the red light stops blinking, pop the toy off its stand and get ready for some fabulous sensations, both inside your pussy and out. Call us skeptical, but we tested the battery life and found that on a full charge, this bunny will keep going and going for more than 2 hours when both the clit stimulator and the shaft are at their highest speeds. Also, recharging it from being completely worn down to top speed took far less than the advertised 6 hours. Another cool feature of the Rechargeable Jack Rabbit's metal-beaded spinning shaft is the first-ever direction-reverse button. So, if you often get tired of only getting fucked in a clockwise grind, the option to change it up is in the palm of your hands. Literally.

The widest point on the shaft is right under the mushroom shaped head measuring 1-1/2" while the insertable length is 5". Please note: This vibe does have a slight, although not terribly unpleasant, rubbery smell. If you are sensitive to scents, please proceed with caution.

item TT-CAL-2028: $102.95 [Order]
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[RECOMMENDED!]

Fishhook Stainless Steel Butt-Plug
Fishing for a toy to inspire the stuff of legends? Cast in solid stainless steel and named by one of our loyal customers, these Fishhook Plugs have a unique conical bulb that eases inside with naught but a gentle nudge. The stem decreases in width, ending in an adorable oval handle which is a perfectly shaped handhold for lubey fingers or even a nook to hang your keys off of if you tend to misplace them often (just an idea). The tapered shape of the stem induces movement; as your sphincter muscles flex, the Fishhook Plug pulls deeper inside then slides back out a tiny bit when you relax. The neck is thinner than most other plugs we have seen, only slightly wider than 1/4", which means that this plug is likely to stay inside you even if you otherwise tend to pop toys out of your well-conditioned bum. It also means that the focus of the sensation from this toy comes from the delicious pressure of weighty metal inside your booty instead of the feeling of being "held open" that other butt-toys may provide.

If you have a prostate that begs for massages every now and again, the Fishhook Plug head angles naturally up towards that gland. By thrusting the toy, an action made simple with the help of the oval handle, the bulb can grind away on the prostate, producing a penis-free orgasm for many men. In fact, some of our testers were able to achieve prostate stimulation by sitting on the handle and rocking back and forth in their chairs, (and while no one mentioned doing this in the actual Blowfishie office, I'm not saying it was out of the realm of possibility). Ladies lacking prostates also take note, this plug is built for the ease and comfort of your tushie just as much as for his.

Comes in three sizes, a small measuring 1" wide and 2" long, a medium measuring 1-1/4" wide x 2-1/2" long, and the large, 1-1/2" wide x 3" long. The widest point of these plugs is measured at the head, but please note that this head is not circular but more of a strawberry shaped bulb. All toys come in an absolutely stunning black storage box lined magenta silk.

(Note: Njoy calls this the "Pure Plugs," but we like our name better.)

item TT-NJY-2038-S, small, 2" x 1": $59.95 [Order]
item TT-NJY-2038-M, medium, 2-1/2" x 1-1/4": $71.95 [Order]
item TT-NJY-2038-L, large, 3" x 1-1/2": $84.95 [Order]
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[RECOMMENDED!]

Scorpion Stainless Steel Dildo
This pretty little guy can come at you in two different ways, much like the member of the Arachnida family it is named after. Use the slightly pointed bulbous end vaginally for fabulous g-spot stimulation. Or, if uses anally, the smallish 1" bulb size is very forgiving if you're not quite warmed all the way up yet (or if you just find the big bulbs on other g-spotters too large a tool for such delicate work). While this end is inserted, you can reach back behind and pull the other end back forcing the bulb forward against your g-spot. When you tire of this, or if you don't have a g-spot, you can insert either end into the anus. The bulbous end is great for prostate stimulation, but we really love the teardrop-shaped bloops on the other end for anal good times. The gentle "point" and slim 3/4" size of the first bloop makes for easy insertion, and the narrow neck between bloops allows for a exciting open/ closed sensation as it enters the anus. The widest bloop is just under 1" wide thus making the Scorpion a gentle size even when it is all the way inserted. Go slow and be gentle as you work it inside; it's curved ever-so slightly along its 7-1/2" length, which means it may not work at every angle, or very deeply for every rectum. Comes in a nifty black box with a hinged lid, lined in sultry magenta satin.

(Note: Njoy calls this the "Fun Wand," but we like our name better.)

item TT-NJY-2036: $88.95 [Order]
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[RECOMMENDED!]

Sliquid H2O Water-Based Lubricant
Sliquid H2O is "formulated to last longer than most Hollywood marriages" and while that doesn't necessarily mean much these days, we can vouch that this water-based, water soluble lube stays wet for a very long time, espeically if you re-wet it with a lingering kiss or little tounge lap every now and again.

While lubes are certainy not made equal in this world, there are a lot of lubes made, and choosing the right one for your own use is likely becoming increasingly difficult. We feel for you. Sliquid H2O stands apart from the pack because it is not only 100% glycerine, paraben, and fragrance free, but it also has no flavor to speak of. None. Zip. Nada. So for all you folks who like the option of oral play without the sharp flavor of lube getting in the way, we adore this option.

Also, Sliquid H2O is hypoallergenic, non-staining, and is compatible with latex products, silicone toys, rubber, and just about anything else you want to slip inside you. Medium bodied and excellent for both vaginal and anal play. Made by women for women and wonderful for men as well, this lube is designed specifically to not cause yeast infections or UTI's. Also, no animal testing; we love that!

Ingredients: Purified Water, Plant Cellulose, Polyquat 007, DMDM Hydantion (100% vegan).

item TS-SLQ-1074-125, 125 ml (4.2 fl. oz.): $10.95 [Order]
item TS-SLQ-1074-255, 255 ml (8.5 fl. oz.): $14.95 [Order]
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[RECOMMENDED!]

Sliquid Swirl Flavored Lubricant
A glycerine-free, water-based lube that stays slippery and tastes amazing — what's not to love? One of the setbacks to flavored lube is the necessary sweetening agents that often contain glycerine or sugar, ingredients found to irritate the vagina and often cause yeast infections or UTIs. Take away the sugar and taste generally takes a nose dive. Sliquid Swirl however, is actually yummy without being overpowering (we were licking it off our fingers in the office and considered squeezing the packet directly into our mouths like rebellious teenagers with spray whipped cream). The mild flavor is present, but takes a sensory back-seat to the true slipperiness of the water-based formula. The tiny bit of aspartame in the mix left just a slight chemical aftertaste once we through lapping ourselves clean, but even those of us who would never consider anything but real sugar in our coffee didn't find it obtrusive. Latex, rubber and silicone friendly, Sliquid Swirl is a welcome addition to the realm of lubes that taste just as splendid as they function— in this case, terrifically well. 125 ml (4.2 fl. oz.).

Ingredients: Purified Spring Water, Sorbitol, Plant Cellulose, Polyquart 007, Flavoring, Aspartame, Methyl and Propyl Paraben

item TS-SLQ-1076-BLR, blue raspberry: $11.95 [Order]
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The Ultimate Guide to Pregnancy for Lesbians
Pepper, Rachel
Cleis Press
Yes, we know, it's not about sex per se — but sex has been known to lead to pregnancy on one or two occasions, so we decided to include this useful and informative book in our catalog anyway. Whether you're lesbian, bisexual, or heterosexual, if you're a woman who wants to get pregnant without a male partner, you'll find this book a big help. Includes info on many aspects of pregnancy — physical, legal, emotional, and logistical, to name but a few — from pre-conception (does thinking about getting pregnant count as a "pre-conceived notion?") to early babyhood. Thoroughly researched, clearly and humorously written.

Revised and Updated Edition (2005, 270 pp.)

item TB-CLS-1235: $16.95 [Order]
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Bondage Tape
When bondage cuffs feel too pre-meditated and duct tape is just too "ouchie", Bondage Tape to the rescue! This 60 foot roll of Bondage Tape looks just like hard-core sticky tape but is made from stretchy vinyl that doesn't pull or pinch. Tie wrists and ankles to the corners of the bed without rummaging for restraints, wrap it around the head for a painless but sexy tape gag, or bind your lover to the handles of your grandmother's antique china hutch drawers without fear of the gummy mess that will be left behind. The vinyl sticks to itself after a wrap or two but won't pull your little hairs out when it gets torn off in the heat of passion. This Bondage Tape is perfect for newbies to the bondage world who just want to give tying someone up a try, as well as for restraint aficionados who need a little extra something to get their bottoms to behave. Fins up from the blowfishies! Black only.

Note: The packaging says this tape is "reusable," but when we gave that a try, we ended up with a mess of vinyl all tangled and clumped around itself. If you took the time to gently wrap it back around the roll, it could indeed be reusable. We just aren't that meticulous.

item TT-CAL-2031: $7.95 [Order]
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[RECOMMENDED!]

Anal Douche
We never thought that we would see the day when an Anal Douche was so sexy it caught our eye before we even knew what it was! Designed by Colt and the men who know ass better than anyone around, this Anal Douche is the perfect cleansing tool to get you spick-spanking clean before your next anal adventure. Fill the bulb with warm water, pop on the bloopy bead attachment (which feels oh-so-nice, might we add), and you are set to go. We recommend using some lube on the insertable portion just to make everything slide a bit better. Also, the attachment is removable for easy cleansing, however, please be aware of the small tip that detaches. The mechanism is designed to release water when the tip is all the way closed to keep the attachment clean inside as well as to ensure that it does not get lost in your depths, so please keep it screwed on tightly. Those with allergies should note that this toy does contain latex.

If cleanliness is next to godliness, then we can't wait to visit the Colt guys up in heaven. And without a doubt, this Anal Douche is coming with us!

(Note: Please make sure the top is attached as firmly as possible! If the tip does come off inside you, it is small enough to come out with your next bowel movement, so do not be too concerned. However, this is quite preventable if you lock the tip on all of the way.)

item TT-CAL-2043: $15.95 [Order]
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Riding Crop
Got a wild one that needs to be tamed? Nothing like a few wicked spanks to get them under your control. And what better to deliver those intensely focused spanks than this gorgeous black and red woven Riding Crop? A full 25" from the top of the 2" leather tip to the 6" non-slip rubber handle, this crop demonstrates the finest in firm elegance and erotic discipline. Giddy-up!

item TT-KOK-2046-RDB, red and black: $17.95 [Order]
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[RECOMMENDED!]

Intensity Rechargeable Silicone Vibrator
Ahhh, at last... cordless pleasure without batteries! Did I say "waterproof pleasure without batteries"? I meant to! Finding a vibrator is difficult enough with worries about levels of vibration, keeping AA's on hand at all time, keeping it clean, and keeping it handy. The Intensity alleviates these nuisances with this innovative waterproof, rechargeable, silicone vibe.

The Intensity is 8" long from the tip of its flame-red silicone head to the orange base of the controller. The top 6" of this vibe is ribbed for added stimulation, gradually widening from the 1-1/4" head to 1-3/4" near the base. Uniquely configured, the controls of this toy also function as the docking mechanism that attach the dildo to its base for charging. A small "joystick" protrusion acts both as the power link to the base as well as the intensity controller. Simply push the little red button (looking rather like a little clitoris, if we do say so ourselves) to turn the vibrations on or off. Once on, the joystick can then be lightly pressed downwards to increase the vibrations or upwards to decrease them. This may seem upside-down until you play with it. With Intensity inserted, the handle points away from the body so pressing the joystick "up" acts to increase the sensation. We love that someone really put some thought into how these controls work! Also, once the intensity is at the highest of its nine vibration levels, if the joystick is held for a few seconds as if trying to make it go even higher, the vibe will begin cycling through vibrations that pulse and escalate. Also, the vibrations are virtually silent making this the perfect toy for mobility and discretion! Ivory with Raspberry Details.

The Intensity needs to be charged fully before use which takes about 10 hours. No cheating. We recommend plugging it in and leaving it overnight so you are not tempted to turn it on when it is only half juiced up. The manufacturer suggests that you keep it charging when not in use to keep the battery functioning at maximum efficiency. However, if the vibe is charged fully at least once every three months, your Intensity will retain a strong capacity. The vibe is waterproof and can be fully submerged in water for extra fun out by the pool, in the shower, or even if you just plan on rinsing it off in the sink without worrying. The colorful base has a 4-1/2 foot cord and looks pretty nifty holding the Intensity while it charges.

item TT-FUF-2040-IV, ivory with raspberry details: $139.95 [Order]
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[RECOMMENDED!]

House of Ass
Tristan Taormino
Adam & Eve
Fun! Fun fun fun! A departure for Ms Taormino, this movie is impossible to classify, but easy to love. She gathered a bunch of very fun, intelligent, hot porn stars together for a weekend, and they spent it doing extremely yummy sex scenes and chatting about sex, the business, what they like and don't like in performing, and everything. There's sex, drama, sex, intelligent discussion, sex, more sex, lots of sex... really, this is the best sleep-over you could possibly imagine. (And, while it is not an anal-sex instructional tape like her previous work, The Ultimate Guide to Anal Sex for Women volume 1 and volume 2, there's plenty of anal going on here.)

If you like "behind the scenes" extras, this is one, long behind-the-scenes episode. The conversation and interviews (which never get in the way of the sex) are witty and fascinating. If you think of porn actors and actresses as cute but dumb, this will definitively prove that these men and women are cute, but not the least bit dumb.

All of the scenes are great, but the Justine Joli/Sarah Blake scene takes particular awards for being just about one of the best girl/girl scenes that we've seen in months. Yum, yum.

Won "Hottest Anal Adventure" at the 2006 Feminist Porn Awards! (2006, 155 min.)

Cast: Joanna Angel, Sarah Blake, Leeani Lei, Justine Joli, Scott Nails, Mr Marcus, Talon

item TV-ADM-1431-DVD, dvd format: $19.95 [Order]
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[RECOMMENDED!]

Silken Sleeves
Maria Beatty
Bleu Productions
We may have finally found the bondage movie of our dreams.

FetishDiva Midori (Friend of the Fish and podcast guest) performs in the topic in this beautiful, stylized, intense display of bondage eroticism. Done in a Japanese style (and set to eerily beautiful Japanese-inspired music), and set around a "Four Seasons" motif, she does a variety of intense bondage with her lovely bottom, Mayan. Canes, flogging, rope bondage, plastic wrap and mummification, hot wax, knife play... Often all at the same time. Delicious. Of course, being a Maria Beatty film, it is beautifully shot and directed. Some of the scenes left us breathless. In fact, nearly all of them did.

Includes a bonus 18-minute segment of basic bondage examples and techniques. (2006, 49 min.)

Cast: Midori, Mayan

item TV-BLE-1432-DVD, dvd format: $19.95 [Order]
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Anal Dilator
If you are of the mentality that your privacy was created to be invaded, oh have we got the Anal Dilator for you! This Mathieu Speculum is wicked to behold with a three-pronged spreader to safely dilate the rectum for a view of one's deep and secret places. Squeeze-grip handles open the tri-spreading head up to 2-1/4" and a spin screw off the right side of the instrument will keep the 3-1/2" spreaders fixed at the desired amount of openness. Grab a flashlight and peek inside or take the opportunity to send some lube up there for further excavating activities.

Please be certain that you are using this rather intense and advanced Anal Dilator carefully and with caution. The anus is a very temperamental orifice and should never be stretched beyond its comfort level. Also, when releasing the dilation, make sure to do so slowly and with caution. The collapsing prongs have a tendency to pinch your sensitive tissues if you don't keep careful watch on your progress. That being said, lots of lube and active communication will make the most of your dilation experience.

item TT-KOK-2060: $36.95 [Order]
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[RECOMMENDED!]

Twisted Hemp Rope Kit
After scouring the industry for high-quality bondage rope, we have emerged from our bind victorious. Twisted Hemp Rope Kits, from the extremely highly regarded Twisted Monk, are perfect for all of your tying up and tying down needs. Unlike other ropes of various materials you can find at your local hardware store, these ropes are made from 100% natural hemp. Pure Romanian hemp threads are spun into lengths of twine and then twisted into cords. The result is premium rope that will not bunch up, slide, rip apart, abrade itself, or react strangely to the elements or to your skin. We consulted many professional rope artists when learning about this trade and natural hemp ropes emerged as (far and away) the top choice of the experts.

Because this rope is made from hemp, it has a very distinct scent and texture. The ropes smell vaguely of grass and hay; a gentle scent, like plants growing. The texture is rougher than a beginner might expect. These ropes are intended to "bite" a little bit, to hold onto the skin and form strong knots. These are not velvet cords, but durable ropes designed to hold your full body weight and then some, so expect a little bit of roughness especially before they are washed for the first time. They do, however, become softer and more supple with use. The ends are "whipped" meaning sewn together using black threads and a skillful stitch that will keep them from coming unwound.

These Twisted Hemp Rope Kits come in three beautiful colors: natural hemp (a sort of tan color) for the traditionalist out there, black, and crimson red (note: kits are monochromatic, so choose only one color). The rope is hand dyed using high quality inks but may bleed the first few times they are washed (laundering instructions included). The kit comes with three lengths of rope, all 6 mm think, one measuring 30' and two shorter 10' lengths to bind wrists or ankles individually. Also included are a pair of EMT Safety Scissors on the off chance that you need to cut yourself free in a heck of a hurry. If this is your first time playing with rope, or even if you are an old veteran, checking out a "How To" guide is extremely helpful (and insightful!). We especially liked The Seductive Art of Japanese Bondage by Midori, a wonderful guide to the ins and outs of rope play and this historical form of art and pleasure.

item TT-TWM-2073-BR, natural hemp: $69.95 [Order]
item TT-TWM-2073-RD, crimson red hemp: $69.95 [Order]
item TT-TWM-2073-BK, black hemp: $69.95 [Order]
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Layley
Donegan, John and Layley
Goliath Books
Ah, Layley. If you've ever wanted to watch a model slowly become more and more comfortable with her sexuality as she poses nude in front of her photographer, this is the book for you. Definitely read Layley's (the model) and John Donegan's (the photographer) introductions to get a feel for their relationship and how the collaborative process worked for them in creating this book. From her lithe, flawless body to the expression in her eyes, Layley carries off a kind of effortless erotic charge that really comes through in her pictures. This is the first book by Goliath (the publisher) to feature only one girl, and we think she really pulls it off nicely. Or maybe this reviewer just has a thing for hot blondes. Either way, it's a fascinating look at one woman's discovery of her own sexuality and power that never gets skeezy or too lewd. Very nicely done! 5-3/4" x 7-3/4". (2005, 159 pp.)

item TB-MOP-1259: $24.95 [Order]
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Hammer of Insatiability Glass Dildo
What kind of name is the Hammer of Insatiability? Well, what else are we to call this gargantuan, 3.4 pound wand of pure glass pleasure? Measuring a full 11" long and 2-5/8" wide at the widest part of the orb head (or handle, depending on how you hold it), the Hammer of Insatiability is huge. Really huge. Huge enough to make the toy buyer gasp when she saw it for the first time.

In case there was worry that this toy might not provide enough sensation to the user, the 2" wide shaft is covered with many glass bumps, each as wide as a nickel. We aren't sure if this toy was designed to crack open stubborn walnuts, to bludgeon undesirable intruders in your home, or to take you on one heck of a bumpy ride. Whatever you end up doing with it, we are fairly sure this beauty is bound to deliver.

Please note: Because each piece is hand crafted, they tend to differ slightly in overall dimensions. Size may vary in length from 10-1/2" to 11-1/2" and the width of the shaft may vary from 1-3/4" to 2-1/4". We can't accept returns based on size variations for these items.

This toy is made of tempered glass so it is heat resistant and can be cooled or warmed for temperature play and it can be boiled (gently!) or washed in the dishwasher. It will also warm with the temperature of your body. Please do be careful; although this glass is more durable than drinking glasses, it can be chipped, cracked, or broken if treated roughly and that will ruin the toy. These come to us from a company that sells incense (among other things) and the packing materials might carry the scent.

item TT-GLW-2077: $149.95 [Order]
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Electrosex Metal Sound
This smooth, simple metal wand is actually an Electrosex Metal Sound. Plug one in to a power device such as the Electrosex Power Box (not included) and this 7" long, 8 mm (5/16") thick sound can be slipped inside the urethra to stimulate your insides with mild electricity. This sound is thicker than a standard beginner size, so know your limits before buying. (Just for reference, 8 mm is about the same size as a standard pencil.) This device is bipolar and therefore must be inserted past the black line, 2" down the shaft, in order to feel the charge. Used in tandem with an Electrosex Butt Plug, many men report they can orgasm without ever touching their cocks!

Do be aware that catheter play carries a greater risk of infection than vaginal or anal play. Be sure that the catheter and the area around the urethra have been cleaned and disinfected before inserting it. Peeing afterwards is also a good idea.

Please Note: To use Electrosex attachments you must have a power source. They will work with the Digital Electrosex Power Box, or, if you use a MyStim Power Adaptor Converter Plug with a MyStim Digital Power Box. Speaking of attachments, the Digital Electrosex Power Box, MyStim Power Adaptor Converter Plug, and the MyStim Digital Power Box are sold separately from this attachment. We repeat, the power source is not included.

item TT-RIM-2078: $81.95 [Order]
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[RECOMMENDED!]

Burlesque and the Art of the Teese; Fetish and the Art of the Teese
Von Teese, Dita
Harper Collins
If devastatingly beautiful brunettes with ivory skin and ruby red lips are your thing, look no further. The Queen of the New Burlesque herself, Dita Von Teese, has put together a delectable new book, a dos a dos featuring the two sides of her glittering personality: the burlesque dancer opens the front of the book, but flip it over and open the other cover for Dita as fetish performer extraordinaire. With hundreds of exquisite photographs of the lovely Dita in her myriad costumes and personas, this book is a femme's dream, a collection of corsets, frilly underthings, stiletto heels, fishnets, fancy hats, cuban heeled stockings (always with garters!), petticoats, rhinestones, lace, feathers, satin pointe shoes, marabou tutus, bejeweled pasties, teeny panties, ruffles, bikinis, velvet, leather, gloves... you get the idea. Dita herself is the picture of glamour, whether she's vamping it up a la Bettie Page with a riding crop or doing a strip tease in a giant martini glass (complete with an olive sponge). We could gaze at her beauty all day long. And, if you can ever tear your eyes off the pretty pretty pictures, you can read up on Dita's versions of the history of both Burlesque and Fetish. A very lovely book, a pleasure for the eyes, much like Dita herself. Recommended for fans of all things glamorous. (2006, 272 pp.)

item TB-RGB-1267: $34.95 [Order]
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[RECOMMENDED!]

Dreamboat Remote-Controlled Vibrator
Over the years, we have tested many remote-controlled vibrators. Many. They have been, at best, disappointing. Imagine our elation when the Dreamboat happened into our lives. Not only does this jaunty toy function from three feet away, but when we walked it around a corner, across the warehouse, and out into the hallway over 100 feet back, we still did not lose the signal. A feat of unimaginable fortitude!

This purple jelly Dreamboat is shaped a bit like a thumb in a rowboat, the thumb portion measuring 1-1/2" at the widest point and 2-1/2" long. And, it's made of 100% elastomer, a phthalate-free, latex-free material. When used vaginally, the insertable bulb positions one end of the "rowboat" right up against the perineum for some stern (as in "opposed to bow", not as in "firm discipline", though that's fun too) side tickling and the front of the boat (aka the bow) comes just shy of hitting the clitoris on most women. If you want to stick this toy up your butt, we recommend using a condom over the bulb as the jelly material is porous and not easy to clean. The vibrations are extremely quiet and the controls on the base have three settings: on (a constant medium-high buzz), off, or "at the mercy of the remote-control" (which is matchbook-sized with key-chain hook). The remote control has three increasing speeds of vibration, then goes into a series of pulsation patterns. Note that the controller actually doesn't have any way to know what speed or pattern the vibe is on, so this is an extra-sneaky little vibe.

When it comes right down to it, the only disappointing aspect of the Dreamboat's performance is that it struggles to vibrate effectively from a distance when inserted. The human body, being mostly water, blocks most electrical frequencies put out by remote devices. While the Dreamboat does work remotely at short range when inserted into the body, ducking around a corner or moving too far away from the controller will halt the vibrations. It makes a terrific "outie vibe" for hand held pleasure whether being controlled by a lover watching TV across the house, under the dinner table at a fancy restaurant, or manipulated with your own hands. No, it isn't perfect, but it is still way-fun. We are thrilled such large strides are being made in technology with the advent of this affordable and innovative remote device.

The remote runs on a 3 volt battery (included) and the vibe itself runs on two AAA batteries (not included, but we do sell them).

item TT-VBX-2076: $59.95 [Order]
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Triple Ring Steel Cock-Ring
Not one, not two, but three rings to keep your man parts occupied! This rigid chrome-plated steel Triple Ring Cock-Ring firmly holds your cock and balls for some erection-prolonging effects and unique pleasurable sensations. The largest of the three rings fits around your whole package and behind the balls, while the medium and small ring accommodate the balls and the cock, whichever fits comfortably in each hole. (We found it works best with the medium hole around the shaft and the smallest around the neck of the testicles, but you will have to play around and find what works best on your parts.) While these devices often take some patience and some lube to wriggle into place, the after effect of the welded metal rings is reward in and of itself.

We recommend the "134" variety for men who generally use 1-3/4" or smaller cock-rings and the "200" variety for those who use 1-7/8" or 2" cock-rings.

item TT-LMS-2103-134, 1-3/4": $24.95 [Order]
item TT-LMS-2103-200, 2": $24.95 [Order]
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[RECOMMENDED!]

Bodies in Motion: Stories
Mohanraj, Mary Anne
This latest collection from Mary Anne Mohanraj is a story suite that follows two Sri Lankan families throughout several generations. Although only a few of these stories would qualify as outright erotica, almost every piece deals directly with sexuality. Whether talking about arranged marriages, rape or being gay in a conservative culture, Mohanraj has a keen sense of character, bringing the events into sharper focus. Because these are short stories, not a novel, we get only the crisis points of these families, the moments that try their patience and test their love for one another, making for compulsive reading. Beautifully written, heart-wrenchingly realistic, these are stories that will stick with you long after you've finished reading them. Hardcover. (2005, 278 pp.)

item TB-HCB-1283: $22.95 [Order]
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Chrome Ball Weights
Chrome Ball Weights —what fun! There are many reasons men would want to lengthen the distance between their bodies and their balls. Some are interested in the visual effect of low danglers, others the extension of their pre-orgasm state, and some do it just for the intense thrill of a constant tug on one of their most sensitive places. Whatever your intention, these chrome plated stretchers add a bit of macho swagger to the experience.

Each ring is sliced in half down the center and can be opened by removing one of the two screws (using the included Allen wrench) and sliding the halves away from one another. By capturing the nut sack in the 1-1/4" center of the circlet and closing the halves, the wearer is able to join the pieces back together again, closing the ring without having to force their balls one at at a time through the rigid center. Each ring also comes equipped with two removable eye hooks that can be screwed into the metal on opposing sides and used for hanging additional weight or to connect further restraint gear. These Chrome Ball Weights are of superb quality and are polished to a reflective sheen. They make us kind of want to launch into a full volume rendition of "Do your balls hang low, do they wobble to and fro...?".

Sold individually by weight, please select from our three sizes: 8 oz. (1/2" tall x 2-3/8" across), 16 oz (1" tall x 2-3/8" across), and 22 oz (1-1/2" tall x 2-3/8" across).

Note: We have heard from a few customers that the bottom edge of these weights, being a right angle, can feel a bit pointy on some men's balls. While our tester did not note this as problematic, we want to be sure to mention it in case your soft bits are extra sensitive.

item TT-LMS-2105-008, 8 oz weight: $62.95 [Order]
item TT-LMS-2105-016, 16 oz weight: $69.95 [Order]
item TT-LMS-2105-022, 22 oz weight: $81.95 [Order]
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Colt Thick Ring Set, 3 Piece
A set of three super soft, jelly-like rubber cock-rings for your extended play adventures. The black rubber is quite pliable and has a little bit of stretch so these rings can be worn very comfortably for a very long time without cutting off your circulation. The material has a bit of a pleasant rubber scent that we found unobtrusive. Ideal for folks who want a plump ring without the weight of metal or the upkeep of leather, these Colt Thick Rings had us wishing we could strut our stuff around the neighborhood instead of just around the living room. Three rings, all with a 1/2" bandwidth, diameters measuring 1-1/2", 1-3/4", 2".

Note: Our tester did not report that his hairs got caught in the ring, but if yours are not trimmed short, please make sure you are yanking these rings off with caution.

item TT-CAL-2114: $8.95 [Order]
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Colt Waterproof Bullet Vibrator
Ever stand in your shower and think to yourself, "Hmm, I wish I had my bullet vibe in here with me"? This high-powered, multi-speed vibrating egg has been dipped in tactile-friendly waterproof rubber and gotten the green light to invade your shower play and your pool-side escapades. Vibrating eggs are one of the most popular, versatile vibes on the market and the Colt Waterproof Bullet makes it easy to see why. The hand held controller takes the vibration through four almost silent levels of sensation, from a throbby low to a dang substantial high, and the whole device is coated in a silky-soft matte black finish. In all respects, this 2-1/4" x 1" little vibe feels of far better quality than the price tag suggests. All you need is two AA batteries and you are off to underwater bliss (not included, but we do sell them).

Note: If you choose to insert this egg, just pop it into a condom so you have something to pull it back out with other than the cord (which might break your new friend).

item TT-CAL-2113: $16.95 [Order]
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[RECOMMENDED!]

Colt Anal-T Vibrating Butt-Plug
If you hear the name Colt Anal-T and think of anything involving crumpets or Earl Grey, have we got a surprise for you. This butt-vibe, while having nothing to do with teatime, is one of the best to come along in awhile. (Although, now that we ponder the subject, perhaps Earl Grey did like it in the butt... who knows?) The 5" long x 1" wide probe vibe is set at an angle so when it is inserted up the butt, the length sits along the prostate without having to hunt around for it. The hand-held side has a plunging handle if you care to thrust with it which doubles as a base flange. The insertable portion ends with a ball-shaped indentation near the base to help keep the shaft deep inside.

The small hand-held controller takes the vibration through four near silent levels of sensation, from a throbby low to a dang substantial high. Best of all, the motor is located in the top of the shaft so the vibration happens at the maximum depth. Silky-soft black rubber covers the entire surface of both the controller and the vibe making the entire device waterproof. The Colt Anal-T was designed as a butt toy but we see no reason why it can't be used vaginally or externally if you so choose. The only thing we didn't love about this toy was the seam of the rubber along the top and bottom edge of the shaft but it ended up being hardly noticeable once in use. A fresh idea in anal play that would delight any butt-play fan, be it a novice, expert, or even Earl Grey.

All you need is two AA batteries and you are off to underwater bliss (not included, but we do sell them).

item TT-CAL-2112: $15.95 [Order]
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[RECOMMENDED!]

Smoothie Vibrating Silicone Dildo
We've toiled away in our bedrooms for hours on end, harnesses strapped on in ever-ready positions, searching for an anal sex dildo that would rival all others. (It's a tough life, being a Blowfishie.) For all of those people who want a silicone cock that is smooth, long, thin without being too thin, and harnessable, that can also vibrate, we finally have it!

The Smoothie is the butt-lover's dream. The 6" long x 1-1/4" wide shaft is slippery and sleek from tip to base. The silicone has a slight upwards curve and medium-firm texture to help guide rear entry and the whole dildo is a lovely metallic-swirled deep pink. The cut-out base is an ideal shape for fitting between the butt-cheeks should you opt for deep penetration and there is a (removable) one-touch micro-mini vibe included in the base with a nifty pull string to help yank it out for cleaning. The vibrations emanate from the base so while the shaft retains a little bit of the buzz, the bulk of the vibration can be felt by the harness wearer. Ingenious!

Of course, if you would like to use this dildo vaginally, it would offer up a lovely smooth ride as well. Either way, we love it.

item TT-VXN-2111: $47.95 [Order]
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Double-Headed Stinger Dual Vibrator
It is tough to find a double penetration (that's DP for those in the know) dildo that is the right shape for a woman's body. We haven't carried these toys in the past because of the difficulty of fitting them to such a wide spectrum of lady parts. After shifting through heaps of creepy flesh colored DP toys, however, we were pleased to stumble into the Double-Headed Stinger.

This dual-vibe, one slim arm for the pussy and one slim arm for the ass, branches off from a single handle with an intensity-control dial base. We love that filling two orifices at once leaves another hand free for getting into even more mischief! The material is a firm purple jelly with silver sparkles on the shaft (pretty) and colored heads on top of the shafts (a little odd, but we got used to it). The vaginal side of the Double-Headed Stinger is 4" long and has three bloops measuring 1-1/8" at the widest point and 3/4" between them. The anal portion curves up towards the belly button for easier entry and is 3-1/4" long x 1" at the widest point. We tried flipping the toy over so the bumpy shaft was used anally, but had limited success. But when the smooth shaft was used in the behind, we found the proportions right-on for feeling quite filled in both sensitive places at once. With a little extra lube, we also had a great time playing with short thrusting motions, sending shivers of pleasure through our tester. Requires two AA batteries (not included, but we do sell them).

Available with either Blue Tips (shown) or Red Tips.

item TT-NSW-2088-BL, blue tips: $19.95 [Order]
item TT-NSW-2088-RD, red tips: $19.95 [Order]
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[Blowfish Connection!]

Superfreak
Shine Louise Houston
Pink and White/Blowfish Video
The premise of Superfreak is a kind of funky genius: the roaming ghost of punk-funk musician and notorious wild man Rick James possesses the bodies of women and makes them get super-freaky with one another. The ghost, who appears only briefly between possessions, is played by director Shine Louise Houston, who does an impression of Rick James that rivals Dave Chapelle's. Houston is rapidly becoming a name to be reckoned with in the world of independent lesbian porn, and Superfreak is just as hot (and far funnier) than her first award-winning film The Crash Pad.

The lascivious ghost of Rick James's first victim is luscious fetish goddess Madison Young (of madisonbound.com and another wonderful Blowfish Video release, Bondage Boob Tube), who masturbates in the opening scene with a dildo and Hitachi Magic Wand. The only touch of bondage is a rough rope tied around one of her thighs, but a little goes a long way, and Madison's intensity is mouth-watering. Not content with self-pleasure, Madison goes in search of fellow freaks, and finds a hopping party, where she proceeds to seduce Dylan Rion, a cute strap-on-wearing butch. After some sucking and fucking against a wall, the ghost of Rick James decides to move on, leaving Madison bewildered and embarrassed behind the couch; it's a weird and whimsical movie. The ghost of Rick James finds plenty more to entertain himself, though, and we're treated to a delectable series of varied scenes, from two short-haired, lean beauties (Vasa and Shawn) fucking in the kitchen (with a lot of spraying water from the sink), to a bathroom floor-romp with Rozen and Guy Handful that threatens to break fixtures and crack porcelain, to an amazing three-way with deliciously femme lesbians, featuring some of the hottest ass-play we've ever seen, with Dana DeArmond and Princess Donna having their alternately rough and tender way with the lovely Lorelei (familiar to devoted Blowfish fans from our first feature, Clearly Sex).

It's a whimsical, warm, funny, unspeakably hot movie, and as a special two-disc set there are heaps of extras. All porn should be this smart and delightful. Highly recommended.

Winner of Best Dyke Sex Scene at the 2007 Feminist Porn Awards!

View the trailers! QuickTime (best) • Windows Media PlayerMPEG-1 (should play on anything)

If you are looking for even more wonderfulness from Shine Louise, be sure to check out The Crash Pad Series, the on-going web site show. It's like TV, only there's always something on. (2006, 60 min.)

Cast: Madison Young, Dylan Rion, Vasa, Shawn, Rozen, Guy Handful, Dana DeArmond, Lorelei Lee, Princess Donna

item TV-BVI-1443-DVD, dvd format: $29.95 [Order]
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[RECOMMENDED!]

Gay Tarot
Based on the sequence and images of Waite-Smith style tarot decks, Gay Tarot is a modern, homosexual interpretation of those familiar symbols. And, wow, is it ever well-done. Updated not only for gay life, but for modern living, the images reflect and refer to the older images in the Waite-Smith style decks. For example, the 10 of Swords features a computer screen showing the Waite-Smith style image of the impaled figure. Others are more subtle: the 3 of Wands features a (presumably gay) father waving goodbye to his young daughter on her way to school, ghosted on either side by older images of the same girl, while the Waite-Smith styles picture a man gazing out over a bay as his three ships sail into the future. Other significant changes: The Priestess is now The Intuitive, The Empress is now The Protector, The Devil is now Self-Hatred, the Tower is now Revelation (with the image of a young man coming out to his parents) and Judgement is now Beyond Judgement. The court cards are titled Youth, Man, Guide, and Sage. The little white book does its best to update the meanings as the images have been updated, albeit in the usual minimal phrasing found in LWBs. The best part of the LWB is the "self-image" spread (which is the only spread included, although the LWB refreshingly acknowledges that there are many different spreads, and you can make up your own). The changes all make sense, the images are well-drawn, and the modern imagery makes it more accessible for those who have trouble relating the more traditional images to their modern lives. Overall, we're seriously impressed with this lovely deck. Two fins up!

item TA-LLW-1048: $19.95 [Order]
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[RECOMMENDED!]

Corded One-Touch Mini Bullet Vibrator
The same lovely design as our One-Touch Mini Bullet but with the added feature of a pull-cord. If you are using this little vibe as a hand-held toy all on its own, this teeny strap might not make much a difference to you. But if you have a toy that holds a miniature vibrator and have ever struggled to get the darn thing out once you stuck it in, you will see why we are so jazzed about the pull-string. Even when we yanked really, really hard, the handle string gave no sign of breaking.

The vibrator itself is waterproof, wireless, and very simple to use. The bottom bears a small black rubber button that can be pushed once to turn it on, pushed a second time to turn it off. The bullet is approximately 11/16" in diameter and about 2-1/4" long. It will fit into the vibrator holes in any of our toys that take a Micro-Mini Vibrator as well, providing vibrations without wires and making them usable in wet conditions too! Do note that this bullet is slightly larger than the normal bullets used in these toys; it will fit in fine (a little lube on the vibe before inserting makes it easier to get in and out). The vibe runs on 3 watch batteries, which are included.

Note: The one drawback we see to this design is that you have to be careful about screwing the battery case closed. For the little black gasket that makes it waterproof to work you have to screw it down tightly, but screwing too tight will distort the gasket. Make sure the gasket is flush with the edges of the vibe and that there's no gap between the gasket and the cap before using it in wet conditions or washing it.

Also Note: This really isn't meant to be used as an insertable vibrator. We know you might think this is a great toy to slip inside and wear around but we really don't think you should do that. For one thing, all vibrators gradually heat up while they're running, and you don't want to harm yourself with a vibrator that gets too hot, especially since you probably won't notice what is likely to be a gradual temperature increase. If you feel compelled to insert it, be smart and put it into a condom first, that way clean up is easier and it's much easier to remove, and only run it for short periods (which will mean pulling it out to turn it off). Absolutely do not insert this up your butt without a condom and make sure that condom doesn't slip inside too!

A few notes about batteries: We won't guarantee the included batteries are any good, since we don't know how long they've been in storage. Also note that these watch batteries seem to overheat easily if you run the battery for too long; do not use for more than 20 minutes at a stretch or the batteries will wear out much faster than they should. We sell replacement batteries for this toy; see Button Cell Batteries.

item TT-DVE-2119: $8.95 [Order]
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Down and Dirty: 69 Super Sexy Short-Shorts
Tyler, Alison, Ed.
Pretty Things Press
Each smutty story in this anthology is only a few pages long, which means that it never takes too long to get down to the dirty bits you're looking for. And, whoo boy, are they dirty! These stories focus on pushing erotic boundaries — whether it's cheating on your spouse or just really needing that over-the-knee spanking. Some of these stories have a surprising amount of back-story, others are nothing but a steamy sex scene, but with 69 different stories there's sure to be something here to please you in just the way you like it. (2003, 211 pp.)

item TB-PTP-1304: $14.95 [Order]
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Astrea Remote-Controlled Vibrating Panties
Who doesn't smile at the idea of vibrating panties? The slightest peek of lace coming into sight over a waistband or from up under a skirt has been known to bring lovers to their knees. If lingerie all on its own can be such a powerful aphrodisiac, imagine what lacy, lovely underthings could do if they vibrated!

Not only are the Astrea Remote-Controlled Vibrating Panties sexy (which they are), they are also very versatile. The remote controlled vibrator is actually separate from the panties entirely. This means that you are free to slip the vibe inside the little crotch pocket of the panties they include in the box (size small/medium by our estimation) or you can place them inside the crotch pocket of your very own sexy panties (which we found made more sense for most women as the included pair are pretty teeny and only come in one size). You can even put the remote in your bra, your boxer briefs behind your balls, or the glove compartment of your lover's car on Halloween for a spooky "ghost in the car" effect. The options are endless.

The vibe itself is 2-1/2" long x 1" wide so it tucks neatly between the legs. It is also almost 1" tall as well, so be sure to note that you can feel it when you sit down. While small enough to insert, the vibrator is NOT designed to go inside the body, even with a condom to protect it. The vibe takes 2 AAAs (included) and cannot be used without the controller.

The controller is powered by one 12 volt battery (included) and has an on/off switch located on the side of the 3-1/2" x 1-1/2" box. It can easily be slipped inside a pocket or purse for discrete use when out in public.

The range of the vibe is very good. We were able to use it for over 20 ft in clear line of sight, and well over 10 feet around a corner. You could even slip the panties on and put the controller into your own pocket for playtime while waiting in line at the DMV if you were so inclined. (New car registration, anyone?) The vibrations are quiet but not silent so while you could use the toy in a movie theater or walking down the street and no one would be the wiser, unless there was some music playing at your remote-enhanced romantic dinner, the waiter might think your cell phone was ringing on the vibration setting. Do note that if you are sitting on a very hard surface (a park bench, for instance) the motor may be quiet but the knock of the vibrator against the wooden seat could be loud. Choose padded seats for maximum discretion.

While the panties come only in one size, we do offer them in both a black lace thong and a black lace brief style so you can be as bare as you dare or leave a little to the imagination. Also check out the nifty packaging that opens in the front via Velcro to a quick "how to identify your pleasure parts" guide for ladies. Festive and educational, need we say more? We love these naughty knickers!

item TT-CAL-2132-THG, thong style: $64.95 [Order]
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Bell Bearing Nipple Clamps
What a great idea! Pinchy little Bell Bearing Nipple Clamps with a cute little silver bell on the end of each! Now you can adorn your nipples (or your clit, or your scrotum or...) with dangling bells that chime when you move. We can think of a lot of fun games for this—trying to walk while wearing them without making a sound (and a smack on the bum if you do), performing "Jingle Bells" with only your naughty bits... the possibilities are many! Our only complaint is that the tinkly sound is rather faint, especially if there's lots of ambient noise in the room. But in a quiet moment, they make the most delightful peal, and we just love them.

item TT-SPA-2124-001, single clamp: $7.95 [Order]
item TT-SPA-2124-002, pair of clamps: $12.95 [Order]
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[RECOMMENDED!]

The Cone Silicone Vibrator
The Cone is unlike any toy we have seen to date. This hands-free toy is made of firm pink silicone and equipped with a 16 function motor that vibrates and shakes at a variety of intensities (and in heaps of patterns that don't rely on predictable "two seconds on, two seconds off" types of sequences). Similar to the infamous Sybian (without the insertable portion and at a fraction of the cost) the body of The Cone is a delight to snuggle up to and rub against. While it looks nothing like a sex toy, lending itself nicely to sitting out when company comes over, The Cone even comes equipped with a high powered "orgasm button" for those times when you just can't wait a moment longer to come and need to skip to the highest-powered setting in one heck of a hurry. Best yet, the design is not based on a phallus shape so everyone, regardless of gender, can enjoy the rollicking, totally hands-free sensations. Takes three C batteries (not included).

If you are looking at this and thinking, "Well, great, but how do I use it?", we sympathize. A few of our favorite ideas include lying down over it to read erotica (so you can get off without getting the pages all lubey!), rubbing against it sitting cross-legged while going down on a partner, sitting in a desk chair and typing emails with it tucked in between the legs (or watching sports or porn or...), and wrapping around it lotus-style with a partner so both people get to play at the same time. While one could penetrate themselves on the tip of the cone, we find it it is better suited for rubbing against the surface; frottage is your friend! Depending on how you sit around it, you may find that it is difficult to reach the buttons on the side, so be conscious of your body placement. It takes 3 C batteries, not included, although we do sell them.

item TT-TPR-2123-PK, pink: $128.95 [Order]
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Hegar Flat-Ended Sounding Kit, 14 piece
Longer sounds for the more adventurous user, these Hegar Flat Ended Sounds come as a set of 14 dilators, each with a very slight curve (for more stimulation when gently spun after insertion) and flat ends. The flat surface works as a terrific contact point for electrical stimulation gear or as a grip-friendly handle as you play. The rods are insertable for nearly 6", 8" overall length, and range in diameter from 4 mm to 17 mm. Each comes stamped on the flat handles with their gauge sizes. The set comes in a lovely, velvet lined zipper case for storage.

(Please remember, use lots of lube, don't apply pressure, and only insert them as far as the base of the shaft for safety purposes!)

item TT-AWC-2128: $73.95 [Order]
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Stroke 29 Masturbation Cream Lubricant
Masturbation lotions are easy to come by in the household cupboard, but why not use something specifically designed for your prick? Stroke 29 is a lovely jack-off cream that, as it heats up, doesn't get sticky. It also doesn't feel oily like so many other lotions and oil-based creams do, so you aren't left with greasy hands when you are done and can wash or wipe right up. The manufacturers say that around the 29th stroke of your hand-job, the sensation of the formula changes. We tried and tried to feel this change right before stroke 30, but the more we tried, the less we cared about sensing the change and just kept leaning back and enjoying ourselves. Maybe you can find a volunteer physical trainer to come keep you company and count for you — let us know if you discover anything.

Made by the guys at Gun Oil who know their cocks like they know, well, their cocks. We simply couldn't get enough. Sold in a 3.3 oz tube as well as a packet, good for two uses (depending on how much you use) .

Stroke 29 is an oil-based product, and thus is not compatible with latex toys or safer-sex products.

Ingredients: Water, Octyl Palmitate from Coconut Oil, Almond Oil, Steary/Cetyl Emulsifiers, Aloe Vera, Vitamin E, Methy/Propyl Paraben, Germal, Carbomer 940, TEA

item TS-EPP-1077-100, tube 100 ml, (3.3 fl. oz.): $15.95 [Order]
item TS-EPP-1077-007, packet 7ml, (0.25 fl. oz.): $1.95 [Order]
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Best Sex Writing 2006
Newman, Felice and Frederique Delacoste, eds.
Cleis Press
This series is the perfect non-fiction counterpart to the Best American Erotica series. Each essay is a take on sex as it happens in today's culture — from New York teenage girls frequenting nightclubs to writer musing on what her time in Porn Valley meant for her to what today's abstinence only sex ed is doing to our teenagers — and the result is an eclectic, but fascinating, book. We laughed at some, shuddered at others, but overall it's just a great, provocative read. (2006, 197 pp.)

item TB-CLS-1311: $14.95 [Order]
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Bondage Boob Tube
Madison Young
MadisonBound/Blowfish Video
Bondage Boob Tube was named Hottest Kink Film at the Feminist Porn Awards, and it's easy to see why. It's a delightfully surreal and sexy flick that begins with Jewell Marceau watching a 1950s TV series and lamenting the utter lack of sex therein. Soon she's transported into the TV show — dressed in a period polka-dot dress, no less — where she finds out things aren't quite as straitlaced as they seem. For one thing, the lamp in the living room is actually Madison Young in bondage with a lampshade on her head, and Jewell does her best to turn thfat lamp on. When Bridgett Harrington, a native of the TV world, bursts in, she's appalled at the action, and she and Jewell have a spirited debate about whether bondage is more suited to function or fun. Meanwhile, Chanta Rose and Satine Phoenix get together for a polite social tea, which soon moves into the realm of rope bondage and vintage '50s underwear! Soon Satine is all tied up, and Chanta gets to work on her with a (thankfully anachronistic) vibrator. We return to Jewell and Madison, who've taken their fun outside, where Madison is pressed into service as a human clothesline, suspended sideways in a net of ropes. It's not long before the clothespins come out, of course. Madison is hit with a riding crop, doused with cold water, and generally abused for Jewell's amusement.... but comeuppance always comes. Bridgett arrives and takes charge of Jewell, wrapping her in ropes and chastising her verbally and otherwise, at one point making her into a living watering can. By the end of the film, Madison is transformed into a human footstool, Jewell is made into a living TV stand-cum-drink holder, and all is right with the world. This is weird, whimsical, smart BDSM, highly recommended.

Winner of the 2008 Feminist Porn Award for Hottest Kink Film! (2006, 60 min.)

Cast: Madison Young, Jewell Marceau, Chanta Rose, Bridgett Harrington, Satine Phoenix

item TV-BVI-1449-DVD, dvd format: $29.95 [Order]
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Afterglow Toy Tissues
If you would rather stay tucked between the sheets and enjoy your post-orgasmic bliss without fretting over where to drop the soiled toys between uses, you might want to consider some Afterglow Toy Tissues. Part anti-bacterial disinfecting disposable wipe and part refreshing personal clean-up cloth, these pre-moistened wipes can clean your toys, your bodies, and your mind (well, we won't go that far) in one fell swipe. These wipes can navigate any type of toy material and will remove residue from your romance accessories in case you want another go-around or just don't want to walk to the bathroom in the middle of the night down your long, cold hallway. If you rather, these tissues can also be used for mopping up your love liquids when the used tube sock you grabbed off the floor seems less than romantic. One tissue is good for cleaning up to two or three toys, so best bring out the heavy artillery before you get down to business.

We sell Afterglow Toy Tissues in two different ways. The multi-pack is one, re-sealable package of 20 wipes to keep bedside or in a drawer for whenever you might need one (can you say easy access?). The individual pouches are individually wrapped tissues sold singularly or in a set of five, ideal for tossing into your purse, pocket, or the bowl of condoms next to your partner's bed at the next sleep-over. Slightly scented with a pleasant tang bergamot tea.

Ingredients: Water, Propylene Glycol, Aloe Barbadensis leaf Juice, PEG 14M, Polysorbate 20, PEG-40 Hydrogenated Castor Oil, Bergamot, Chlorhexidine Digluconate, Iodopropynyl Butylcarbamate

item TS-DVT-1080-001, one individual tissue: $0.95 [Order]
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NaughtyKnobs
These fancy little knobs are just the thing to spice up your bedroom! Each piece is spin cast of high-quality, lead-free pewter and hand finished by the artist, Peter G. Conley. Choose from five different designs (pictured, clockwise from top left): Heels (the bottom half of a woman wearing heels), 69 (a gender-neutral couple engaged in the act), Full Moon (a graphically depicted female rear-end), quarter (for scale, not for sale), Adam (a handsome male torso), and Hands Tied (two fists bound at the wrists by rope). Replace every pull in your bedroom with one of these naughty little knobs!

item TA-NTK-1051-AD, adam: $18.95 [Order]
item TA-NTK-1051-69, 69: $27.00 [Order]
item TA-NTK-1051-HT, hands tied: $25.00 [Order]
item TA-NTK-1051-HE, heels: $25.00 [Order]
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Down and Dirty: 69 Super Sexy Short-Shorts (Volume 2)
Tyler, Alison, Ed.
Pretty Things Press
The first volume of this title just flew off of our shelves, so when we saw there was a second volume, we pounced on it. With each of these 69 stories only lasting a few pages, you don't have to wade through too much plot to get down and dirty with the characters. The introduction by Alison Tyler hints that these morsels of sexual fantasy might be just the thing to use while masturbating, and we have to agree! From spanking stories to tales of shameless exhibitionists, there's something here for everyone's wanking pleasure. (2004, 189 pp.)

item TB-PTP-1319: $14.95 [Order]
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Colt Silicone Suction-Cup Dildo
The Colt is a suction-cup silicone dildo with a sweet curve at the tip, a short-and-stubby size, and an interestingly sectioned undulating shape. Great for attaching to hard, flat surfaces (although do be warned that it may leave a slight stain on wood), the base is well designed to hold firmly in place until you break the seal. The entire base has a cupped shape to create suction, so you can use it as a standard non-suctiony dildo if you like, and it's wearable in a harness. You can also stick two of them together at the base to make your very own double dildo. 6-1/2" total length, about 5-1/4" insertable length, 1-5/8" in diameter at the widest insertable point. Black, Purple Marble, and Blue Marble.

item TT-DIV-2135-BK, black: $49.95 [Order]
item TT-DIV-2135-PR, purple marble: $49.95 [Order]
item TT-DIV-2135-BL, blue marble: $49.95 [Order]
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Ménage à Trois for Two Nylon Harness
If you've sat watching your favorite porn actress getting DP'd (that's double penetrated for us lay folk) and wished you could try that at home, well now you can! No need to go trolling online for a second boy, now you can rig up your own man and make, well, a Ménage á Trois for Two with this nifty harness and dildo!

It works its magic with two O-rings: one to hold a dildo to his abdomen and another to go around his cock and balls. The kit comes with three metal O-rings (1-1/2", 1-3/4" and 2") and one rubber one (1-3/4") which can all be swapped around depending on which one fits around his package better; however, most of our male testers wanted a larger rubber O-ring for comfort's sake (not included). The bottom ring is connected to the harness by four snaps; so keep in mind that even if you usually wear a 2" metal cock-and-ball-ring, it's going to fit smaller on this harness. (By the way, one testing couple reported that you can remove that G-string strap and the whole shebang still stays in place just fine). Also note that getting this harness on takes a bit of calculation and forethought; best try it with the lights ON first time around.

The dildo that comes with this harness measures 5-1/4" x 1-3/16" (shown top) and comes in red or purple (sorry, but we do not offer a choice of color). If you are a female wearer wanting to do another lady, all you need is a second dildo and you are off to the races (so to speak). Or, if you are just looking for a cool cock-ring harness, or even just a harness than men can wear above their package with a higher dildo for vaginal penetration, this one works smashingly.

Note: We photographed this harness with two dildos to show how a cock should be positioned with both the balls and shaft through the ring, but only the top toy (shown in Purple) is included with the harness.

item TT-SSI-2136: $58.95 [Order]
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[RECOMMENDED!]

Glide Prostate Stimulator
Ever look at a "hands-free" prostate toy and wonder how on earth the round handle is supposed to move the device enough to actually get you off? The Glide Prostate Massager is a different sort of prostate massager with a nifty ball bearing adorned abutment that, (yup, you guessed it), glides with gentle ease. Set at a sharper angle than many other butt-toys, the Glide puts a fair amount of pressure right against the length of the prostate, a sensation many men find orgasmic all on its own. When the user tightens their abdomen muscles, the body of the toy moves a bit and sends the smooth metal ball rolling. This in turn causes the shaft of the toy to rub back and forth on the gland. Wee! Three small ridges near the base for a little bit more grip and some extra texture for your bum. Measures 1-1/8" x 1" at the widest point and is insertable up to about 3-3/4". Firm plastic.

The Glide also comes with a nifty tool (made of color corresponding plastic that matches the toy) that pops the ball bearing out of the massager if you find that you want to clean it thoroughly. We who love to keep our playthings spick-and-span think this is damn near brilliant.

item TT-P2M-2141-PR, purple: $48.95 [Order]
item TT-P2M-2141-WH, white: $48.95 [Order]
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Shibari You Can Use: Japanese Rope Bondage and Erotic Macrame
Harrington, Bridgett
This rope-bondage book is chock-full of instructions for really cool ties, corsets, gauntlets, chest harnesses and even dildo harnesses (which can be made for any size body!) that you can make out of rope! Starting with the basics (the kinds of rope, how tight you should bind, how to care for your rope, etc.), each chapter takes you one step further in the world of Shibari (Japanese decorative rope bondage): One Column Ties, Two Column Ties, Chest Harnesses, Combinations, Rope Corsets and Crotch Ropes. Not as glossy as Bondage for Sex (this one is all black-and-white inside), this book focuses more on wearable bondage (harnesses, wrist bondage, etc.) than on using rope to tie a person down for sex, though there is some overlap between the two. In other words, if you're looking for a book to teach you to make a very nice, all-rope outfit for your next sex party, this is the book you want. (2006, 155 pp.)

item TB-MYP-1322: $22.95 [Order]
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Real Girls: Photographs
Lanes, Scott
Goliath Books
Contemporary photographs of nude "girls next door" fill the pages of this book. Not quite as fresh-faced as the neighborhood girls of yesteryear, the models in Real Girls sport tattoos, facial, nipple and navel piercings, or dreadlocks, creating a much more up-to-date look. Reminiscent of Suicide Girls, these young women are natural in their presentation of themselves — from innocent pouts to confident stares, these women aren't afraid of showing themselves to the camera just as they are. Flirty, playful, sometimes even a bit vulnerable and innocent, these pictures are a yummy delight for the modern viewer. 6-1/4" x 8-1/2". (2006, 160 pp.)

item TB-GOL-1314: $24.95 [Order]
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Fantasy Restraint Kit, 7 Piece
Everything you have ever wanted for bondage (yes, beginners, you too), all in one place! The Fantasy Restraint Kit, 7 piece is an all-in-one package that aims to help fulfill all of your naughty desires without going over the top or setting you back a pretty penny. Included are four, one size fits all, neoprene Velcro cuffs that link into two separate sets. Use them on you and your partner at the same time or save them all for yourself and put a pair on your wrists and a pair on your ankles for a spread-eagle effect. Tough enough to stand up to your thrashing and soft enough banish any thoughts of wrist rash. Cuffs fit 2"-12", or, well, just about everybody.

Each set of cuffs link together with lobster claw attachments as well as to the (included) set of two of adjustable tethers. These black webbing straps (48" max) have rings at each end that hold an additional clip to easily affix your limbs to bedposts or table legs or to one another or to just about anything you can imagine. The tethers are very strong and easy to use.

Last but not least, this Fantasy Restraint Kit also comes with a leather Velcro blindfold. (They won't be able to guess what naughty things you are planning for them next...) The pliable leather is backed with very soft felt and fastens around heads 24" - 12" blocking all sight and all light on just about everyone we tried it on.

The variations one could dream up with all seven pieces are nearly endless. And given how fun and accessible these accoutrements are, you might find that they keep popping up when you least expect it. (Cuffs under your pillow, blindfold in the suitcase...hint, hint). You might even consider leaving a love package on your partner's side of the bed with this kit and a note confessing a secret fantasy. Truly a gift that keeps on giving.

Comes in two color sets: the Red Set has red and black cuffs with black tethers and blindfold (shown) while all seven pieces of the Black Set are solid black (except for the labels).

Note: As a quick re-cap, the seven pieces include four cuffs (two pairs), two adjustable tethers, and a blindfold.

item TT-SSI-2138-RD, red set: $77.95 [Order]
item TT-SSI-2138-BK, black set: $77.95 [Order]
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Far Away
Vivid Videos
David Stanley
So, this movie doesn't start off too surreal: A girl's last single girlfriend is getting married, and she's depressed because her boyfriend is off in Los Angeles running a strip club. So, she decides to go out to LA and be with him...

And then things get surreal. She finds LA, but not LA as we know it: It's a strange land full of anonymous sex, porn stars, and weirdos. OK, maybe that is LA as we know it, but she seems to find it all, in rapid succession. It's a (very funny) parody of how people view Los Angeles, and it works remarkably well. The sex, while standard Los Angeles porn sex, is superb examples of the genre, and the cast manages to get some acting in even during the sex. And Evan Stone is, as always, the comic center.

The only real problem, as with all Vivid releases, is the mass of really tacky ads that they insist on putting at the front of disk. Fast-forward is all we can recommend. (2006, 86 min.)

Cast: Tawny Roberts, Nicole Sheridan, Stephanie Swift, Holly Hollywood, Voodoo, Evan Stone, Eric Masterson, Chris Cannon

item TV-VIV-1095-DVD, dvd format: $30.95 [Order]
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Candy Cane Cock Glass Dildo
Slip a little extra cheer into their stocking this year. This Candy Cane Cock is a titillating treat; a full 6-1/2" long by 1" wide crook of slippery glass deliciousness. The 3-1/2" wide hooked end is fabulous for serious G-spot and prostate play or for hanging your Christmas dildos right next to the mistletoe so you can really get down to business in the doorways. No, it doesn't taste like peppermint, but the red and clear swirls are more than enough to bring some holiday cheer any time of the year.

item TT-GLW-2148: $29.95 [Order]
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[RECOMMENDED!]

Soft Lover's Blindfold
A quality blindfold is a key element in the bedroom, and this Soft Lover's Blindfold is an ideal romantic accessory to sensory play. This handcrafted eye mask is made of slightly padded, very soft microfiber material that feels like velvet against the skin, front and back. A built-in no-peek bridge made of padded satin lines the nose piece, blocking light as well as keeping the material from pressing down upon on the eyelids. The wearer can open their eyes and blink with the mask on, a delightful relief from other blindfolds that rely on mashing the eyes shut to control sight.

When the ability to see is removed, a lover's touch, taste and smell are intensified. This blindfold is an elegant, comfortable way to explore sensual fantasy and keep your lover guessing your next move. The back closes with Velcro and fits heads 15" - 24". Black microfiber, Black satin.

item TT-OUI-2154: $25.95 [Order]
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After Midnight: True Lesbian Erotic Confessions
James, Chelsea, Ed.
Cleis Press
Sure, you've seen The Crash Pad and Superfreak so you have a good idea of how lesbians really fuck. But what if you want more details? Or you want to read about it? Or maybe you just want more story behind your fucking. Well, After Midnight is a collection of true lesbian erotic confessions, and is sure to satisfy any lingering curiosities about what real women do with one another. From affairs with married women and all-girl gang-bangs to tender expressions of love and sensuality between committed partners, many aspects of lesbian love-lives are depicted here. (2006, 240 pp.)

item TB-CLS-1325: $14.95 [Order]
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Electrosex Slim Anal Wand
For those who want to delight their ass with electric bursts but find the Electrosex Butt-Plug a bit too girthy, this Electrosex Slim Anal Wand is thin enough to slip right inside your eager orifice (we think it works just splendidly in the pussy, as well!). Measuring 6-1/4" long and maxing out a 1" thick, this wand can likely accommodate those new to butt play as well as those who are just getting into E-stim and don't want to feel too overwhelmed. Or, if you just want to thrust something heavy and stimulating up your ass, this wand is perfect for that, too!

Right after the 1-1/2" long head, the shaft gives way to a recessed neck that thins down to 5/8". This neck serves both as a comfortable flange to keep the toy from slipping in too far, too fast as well as gives the sphincter something to squeeze down upon when the electricity-induced muscle clenches make you quiver. If you would like to insert more than just the head, be sure to keep a firm grip on the bottom of the wand to make sure it doesn't disappear!

Please Note: To use Electrosex attachments you must have a power source. They will work with the Digital Electrosex Power Box, or, if you use a MyStim Power Adaptor Converter Plug with a MyStim Digital Power Box. Speaking of attachments, the Digital Electrosex Power Box, MyStim Power Adaptor Converter Plug, and the MyStim Digital Power Box are sold separately from this attachment. We repeat, the power source is not included.

item TT-RIM-2150: $129.95 [Order]
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[RECOMMENDED!]

Chemistry, Volume 1
Tristan Taormino
Vivid
Finally, someone has done something interesting with the idea of reality-porn! In Chemistry, Volume 1, Tristan Taormino, sex columnist, author, and director, locked seven porn stars up in a house for a day and half, and did interviews and sex scenes, one after another, with them. The results are utterly charming, even more than her previous release House of Ass (which we loved, too). The stars are interesting and articulate, the sex is incredibly hot (after the very first scene, we're amazed Mr Marcus has a cock left), and the whole thing is like the absolute best dirty weekend ever.

We're also pleased to see that it stars Dana DeArmond, who appeared in our release Superfreak ... hi, Dana!

The main feature is nearly three hours long, and there's a whole bonus disk, so you cannot beat this one for value for money, too!

Won the 2007 AVN Award for Best Gonzo Release. (2006, 147 min.)

Cast: Dana DeArmond, Marie Luv, Mika Tan, Taryn Thomas, Jack Lawrence, Kurt Lockwood, Mr Marcus

item TV-VIV-1451-DVD, dvd format: $25.95 [Order]
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Pandora Silicone Prostate Vibrator
The name "Pandora" in Greek means "all gifted," and this little silicone vibe is nothing if not that. Designed to slip easily into the butt and stimulate your inner-most parts, the Pandora P-Spotter is a fun little nymph. The 3-1/2" insertable length is a very manageable size that, coupled with a skinny body only 1" wide at the thickest point, should have no trouble sneaking into the most novice of anuses (or is that anui? Hmm...).

Once inserted, the little hooked nose presses into the general area of the prostate gland, what seems like the gold-mine of pleasure spots for men these days. What's better, a small on/off button on the bottom of the 3" base can be pressed to move the vibrating mechanism through 7 levels and functions of vibrations. The vibe is very high speed, almost hummingbird-wing-flapping fast, so even when it is going full out at the hardest level, the sensation is still fairly mild and more buzzy than throbby. It's also nice to insert and leave in place for a while, you know, if you are into that kind of thing. Runs on three Button Cell batteries (included).

item TT-VBX-2151: $31.95 [Order]
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OhMiBod Music Activated Vibrator
Anyone who has ever turned on the stereo before hopping into bed with a lover knows how much music can add to the erotic component of sex. The bumps and grooves, swells and rhythms of certain beats impact our moods and the ways we want to get off. So why not link the music you love the the vibrator that can get you there?

Meet the OhMiBod, the clever vibe that is iPod (or other MP3 player) compatible. Plug in your iPod (or your compact disk player, stereo, or any musical device with a headphones jack) using the included splitter, pop in your headphones, lean back, and enjoy the ride! No, we aren't kidding. This whimsical toy pulses in time with the bass beats that come from your iPod, throbbing in time with Shakira's hip-shaking drums, Snoop Dogg's rhymes, or Bocelli's dramatic crescendos. The intensity can be controlled with the volume, so at a reasonable listening level, the vibe throbs in time with the beat. But turn it up so the music is louder, not only does the shaft vibrate harder, it also picks up the pace and vibrates in longer durations than the rhythm.

We shrieked with glee when we plugged this toy in for the first time, making one another try to guess what we were listening to by the sensation of the vibrations coming through the vibe. It works pretty darn well, too! For a hard plastic vibe, this sucker is pretty intense. In fact, if you want to take a break from your musical adventures, the nice people at the OhMiBod factory included a second end-cap with a plain 'ol intensity dial so you can play with the vibrator all by itself. The shaft is insertable 5-3/4", is 1" thick, and is made of firm white plastic. The toy comes with a 5' cord to connect the toy to your musical device (no, an iPod is not included with purchase), a universal headphone connecter that allows you to hook up your headphones and the vibe to the same toy (which we found you can also use to hook up two sets of headphones to one musical device so two people can listen to the music at once-we thought that was cool), two end-caps, and a velvety pink storage pouch. Takes two AA batteries (not included).

Also, if you are interested in making your vibe feel a bit more like a real cock, check out the OhMiBod Pinkie Sleeve.

Note: We should mention that we found the painted silver base a little bit flimsy and, if we weren't careful putting the batteries in, might have damaged the cap.

item TT-SUK-2157: $69.95 [Order]
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OhMiBod Pinkie Sleeve
So you want a little sumpthin' to slip over your OhMiBod to make it a little less firm? This OhMiBod Pinkie Sleeve is a mildly fruity scented sleeve that feels velvety and squishy. While it is a bit pinker than the "real thing," it does have a detailed cock-head and very faint surface detailing that makes it lovely to look at.

If you are thinking, "Hmm...wonder if I can put my cock in that to add a bit of girth?" the answer is, probably. The 1" wide x 5-1/2" long opening stretches to accommodate something as wide as a hand, although using it on something much bulkier than a slim phallus-shaped thing may cause it to tear. If you bunch it up like a pair of panty hose (cause I know so many of you can relate to that...) and put the tip of the toy/dick up against the inside of the head of the sleeve (see lower photo), you should be able to unroll the sleeve down over the phallus without much pulling or yanking. If you do decide to wear this sleeve on your body, do note that it was not intended for such a purpose, and it may slip around or tear more easily than it would if placed over a toy. Please do not use it in lieu of a condom. Don't say we didn't warn you.

The sleeve adds about 3/4" of squishy length to the OhMiBod as well as about 1/2" in girth. This sleeve is made of polymer, a fairly popular jelly material, and is porous, so slip a condom over it if you plan on sharing your sleeve. Wash with mild soap and water.

If this has sparked your interest in the OhMiBod, a music activated vibrator, you can find it by clicking here.

item TT-SUK-2158: $13.95 [Order]
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The Smart Girl's Guide to Porn
Blue, Violet
Cleis Press
The estimable Violet Blue has written The Smart Girl's Guide to Porn, to help you in your search for just the right kind of hot, smutty scenes your little, er, heart, desires. She addresses some common concerns about what you're going to find in porn (alas, she can only recommend the fast-forward button for those ubiquitous money-shots), tells you how to find porn that suits your libido, and suggests different podcasts and websites where such elusive porn may be lurking. She also goes into issues you hardly ever see addressed, such as reconciling fantasy with your real life and how to maintain a good body image while watching impossibly perfect female bodies fuck onscreen. Overall, it's a great little book to help you demystify the world of porn and make it work for you. (2006, 137 pp.)

item TB-CLS-1334: $14.95 [Order]
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[RECOMMENDED!]

Ideal Rechargeable Vibrator
If you love your Hitachi Magic Wand, prepare yourself to go buck-wild over the Ideal Rechargeable Vibrator. While we would never claim that a vibrator is sure to get someone off, wand-style vibes like this one have helped countless women (and men) achieve orgasm when standard stimulation and smaller, less intense vibes could not take them over the top. Now you can get the vibrations you love without the nuisance of the plug-in cord!

This hand-held wand-vibe is quite similar to the Hitachi in terms of intensity and volume, but this versatile massager is rechargeable and cordless (or rather, it plugs in to the wall to charge with the included charger and can then be removed from the cord for use). A fully charged Ideal Rechargeable Vibrator will run 60 consecutive minutes on one charge (The battery, for those in the know, is a NI-MH rechargeable - we are told this is a very good battery by customers who claim to know about these sorts of things. From what we can tell, they are right on the money!)

Advancing the standard wand design, the Ideal Rechargeable Vibrator's ergonomic handle is built at a curve making it far easier than ever before to get the head of the toy down between two bodies, not to mention easier to hold on to for longer play sessions (regardless of whether you are right or left handed). The vibrating head is mounted on a spring-loaded neck so it gives a little bit when you press it into your tender bits, and it looks so much like a standard back massager that you could even leave it on your dresser when company comes over! While the Ideal is pretty quiet when switched on, but it makes a medium amount of noise when it comes into contact with the body. Not terrible by any means, but notable.

If you would like to turn your Ideal Rechargeable Vibrator into an innie vibe, all of the Hitachi-Style Attachments (such as the Gee Whiz) fit perfectly and actually muffle the vibration sounds a bit. Be sure to let your Ideal charge for 10 hours before using it the first time to allow the rechargeable battery to prime correctly. The anticipation is sure to make your first romp together that much better.

item TT-FEM-2160: $48.95 [Order]
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Switch
Hank Hoffman
Vivid
Switch is billed as Lacie Heart's "nasty debut," but in truth it never gets all that nasty. She also never appears in the schoolgirl outfit she wears on the cover of the DVD case, which is a profound shame. Lacie is very, very pretty however, and watching her fuck is a pleasure, so there are some good moments here — she appears in every other scene.

Switch is a series of vignettes, each scene "switching" some standard situation, most amusingly when a wife (the luscious Monica Sweetheart) pressures her husband to have anal sex with her; he's reluctant because he's afraid it might hurt her. The resulting scene is quite wonderful, with a long anal interlude that begins tenderly and becomes progressively more heated. Another funny set-up has two women (Lacie Heart and August) flirting with — very nearly harassing — a man on the street, only to fuck him and then leave abruptly once they're finished. Savanna Samson has a good role as a tailor with an uptight and demanding client; she turns the tables and appears in a leather outfit with a riding crop and nipple piercings to give him a different kind of "customer service." It's a nice scene, in a BDSM-lite sort of way (dominatrixes in mainstream porn sure do suck a lot of cock!). The first scene, with Lacie as an art gallery owner who gets robbed, only to fuck the robber, has some gunplay, with Lacie licking and sucking a pistol. The scene is consensual, but the presence of a gun could be a serious turn-off for some and a turn-on for others, so it bears mentioning. Gun aside, it's a very nice scene. The weirdest scene has Lacie as a demon-girl with horns and inexplicably frizzy hair seducing a king; it's not a bad scene, but it's really odd. Cool carved gargoyles at the foot of the bed, though.

The humor of the set-ups are somewhat diminished by the annoying directorial intrusions in the form of commentary appearing on the screen as lines of text — it's like watching a movie with an irritating heckler talking in the row in front of you. Still, there's more good than bad, and it's an amusing way to pass an hour and a half. (2006, 90 min)

Cast: Lacie Heart, Savanna Samson, Monica Sweetheart, August, Ben English, Tommy Gunn, Trent Tesoro, Derrick Pierce, Jerry

item TV-VIV-1459-DVD, dvd format: $27.95 [Order]
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Caught Looking: Erotic Tales of Voyeurs
Tyler, Alison and Rachel Kramer Bussel (editors)
Cleis Press
Do you like to show off? Or maybe you just wanna watch. If your voyeuristic or exhibitionist tendencies have been sorely neglected of late, this anthology may just be the thing to get your pulse racing. Stories about folks who like to see, or be seen (or both), with a good dollop of sizzling hot sex to release you from the tease. You don't have to be the kind of person who keeps binoculars near the window that faces your shameless neighbors to enjoy these steamy tales. (2006, 224 pp.)

item TB-CLS-1343: $14.95 [Order]
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Bracelet Leather Cuffs
It's a bracelet! No, it's bondage cuffs! No wait... bracelet? Could it be both?

Oh yes, these Bracelet Cuffs might look like an innocent wrist adornment, but unbuckle one of the double straps and spin it around on the nifty cylinder-hinge center, and the bad-ass leather bracelet becomes an even more bad-ass set of bondage cuffs. These Bracelet Cuffs are ideal for those tie-you-up-in-puplic moments that come and go in life; didn't your mother always tell you to be prepared?

These "cuffs" are sold as a single bracelet, thus you only need one cuff to restrain two wrists. The buckles are set so that the wearer can undo just one of the two straps, turn it around, and easily be cuffed behind their back in a matter of seconds. Taking off the whole bracelet to then cuff someone else takes a bit more time, but we aren't saying the result isn't worth the effort.

The suede-backed leather of each strip is 1" wide (or a little over 2" when the whole restraint is worn on one wrist) and comes in Small/Medium which fits wrists 7" to 9-1/2" in circumference.

Comes in shiny Patent Red leather.

  • red patent leather (-RD)

item TT-KOK-2171-SM, small/medium cuff: $29.95 [Order]
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Virtual Vivid Girl Sunny Leone
Vivid Virtual
This is a porn flick with a user guide, though it has a pretty well-designed interface, and many of you probably won't need the guide. In the intro, Sunny Leone leads "you" into the lavish house she shares with four girlfriends, promising you some illicit lunch-hour sex. "You" are the camera, and, like in a first-person shooter video game, "you" never appear on camera much except for your hands, which in this case tend to hold vibrators instead of shotguns or laser rifles. When appropriate, "your" cock does make an appearance, though it's a semi-realistic squirting dildo someone has strapped on (Sunny Leone doesn't have sex with men on camera). The first-person sex-simulator isn't a new idea, but this is the most complex and well-designed version this reviewer has encountered.

Every scene on disc 1 has a series of tabs running across the top and the bottom, so you can switch to a different menu at will. Each main section has several sub-sections, and each sub-section has different camera angles and the choice of making Sunny a "good" girl or a "bad" girl, which adds up to a lot of possible variation and — as the gamers say — extensive replayability.

Under the "Tease" menu, you can choose "strip," "boobs," "pussy," "ass," and "feet," all with the good/bad variations. "Good" Sunny is flirty, innocent, inexperienced, and wears sexy lingerie; "Bad" Sunny is raunchy, dirty-talking, wears slutty lingerie (if any), and tends to invite her girlfriends into scenes. The "Masturbation" menu offers "fingers," "vibrator," "dildo," and a "make her cum" button that lets you jump right to the climax. Under "Tease Her" you can select among "finger her," "eat her pussy," and "fuck her with a dildo," and while "your" fingers appear for the fingering and dildo-fucking, "eat her pussy" just uses extreme close-ups and appropriate writhing (we don't recommend actually licking your TV, but whatever makes you happy). The "Get It On" menu offers "blowjob," (the "good" girl says she likes to swallow — ha!), "missionary," "cowgirl," "doggy," and "reverse cowgirl," and in addition to the "make her cum" button there's a "shoot your load" button so you can go straight for the cumshot (again, be aware that it's a dildo squirting some kind of jizz-analogue, not a real cock). You can't fast-forward through any of the individual scenes, and have to watch them in real time, but most of them are only a few minutes long, and if you get bored, you can always switch to something else.

All the options add up to a lot of variety, and Sunny's sexy co-stars pop in from time to time and help out. Disc 2 offers less interactivity (no good/bad option), and the camera-angle switching is buggy in a couple of places (switching scenes instead of just angles). Still, the "makeout session" scenes are hot, with Sunny kissing and fondling Charmane Starr and Amy Reid. The "girl-girl" sex is a three-way with toys, and "your" hands take part. The "Sybian sex machine" lets you choose which of four women will ride the famed saddle-with-a-vibrator, and there are "faster" and "slower" buttons to control the vibrator speed, along with the "make her cum" button. There's a lovely hot tub orgy scene, which has no interactivity at all, but it does feature five women in skimpy bikinis having group sex in a hot tub. Sometimes it's best to let them do whatever feels right. (2006, 9 hrs.)

Cast: Sunny Leone, Lanny Barbie, Lexie Marie, Charmane Starr, Amy Reid

item TV-VIV-1465-DVD, dvd format: $34.95 [Order]
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[RECOMMENDED!]

Sliquid Satin Silicone Lubricant
We noticed that the name on the bottle of this lube is somewhat similar to that of another we sell, so in order to reduce confusion we are calling this Glycerine-free, ultra-silky lube Sliquid Satin. Beginning with a wonderful water-based formula, this lube is then blended with 12% high grade silicone to create a solution that stays slick without the high levels of silicone and difficult clean-up of similar formulas. The luxurious creamy texture is more similar to a light lotion than a liquid or gel, so it stays where you put it for both anal and vaginal play without melting through your fingers. Latex friendly, hypoallergenic, and made by women who understand that lube should never cause yeast infections or UTIs, this water-based silicone lube is a welcome twist in the world of lubes.

Ingredients: Purified Spring Water, Sorbitol, Isopropyl, Palmitate, Polysorbate 20, Dimethicone, Emollient Ester, DMDM Hydantoin.

item TS-SLQ-1075-125, 125 ml (4.2 fl. oz.): $13.95 [Order]
item TS-SLQ-1075-255, 255 ml (8.5 fl. oz.): $19.95 [Order]
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Naughty Spanking Stories from A to Z (Volume 2)
Bussel, Rachel Kramer (editor)
Pretty Things Press
The first book in this series was such a rousing success that when the second volume came out, we simply pounced upon it. If you enjoy spanking — giving them, receiving them, watching them, especially reading about them — then chances are you're gonna love this book. Twenty-six stories, plus four bonus stories, all centered around spanking. While every story in this anthology isn't exactly BDSM, it's hard to get around that aspect of a good, old-fashioned spanking without indugling in a little power play. We especially liked the retelling of the Nutcracker with the prince teaching (an eighteen year-old) Clara a thing or two about discipline, but the stories run the gamut from formal mistresses to BDSM clubs to happy couples wacking away at one another's posteriors. All in all, a spanking good time! (2006, 268 pp.)

item TB-PTP-1359: $14.95 [Order]
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[RECOMMENDED!]

Clit Exciter Waterproof Vibrator
While we knew the Clit Exciter would be a great "my first vibrator," we weren't prepared for how much our veteran testers would like this fast and flirty toy. The head is actually cup-shaped so instead of applying full-speed-ahead pressure to the clit, one can surround her love button with intense sensations without desensitizing her bits. The cup can also be moved around on top of the clit for stronger stimulation, bumpy nodules on the inner rim of the head adding more friction as the toy moves. Not only that, it's waterproof!

While the manufacturer refers to the head portion as an "Orgasmic Clitoral Encaser," we think it makes an eye-rolling G-spot vibe as well. All of the high-frequency vibrations are concentrated at the tip thus, if slipped inside, one can focus all of Clit Exciter's excitement internally. The head even angles up to give the G-spot all sorts of extra lovin'. It makes a great couple's toy, too, as it is slim enough to easily work its way between tightly pressed bodies. We should note that the spin-dial intensity controller at the bottom is very small and little bit tricky to turn (even trickier to turn while standing on one foot, wet, in the shower). We found a washcloth instrumental in turning it off when we were done playing "who dropped the soap this time!?". The toy is translucent pink plastic with silver sparkles and measures a very slim 1-1/8" at the head, 3/4" shaft, and a 6-1/2" long. Very quiet, too! Takes two AAA batteries (not included, but we do sell them).

item TT-CAL-2165: $12.95 [Order]
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Kiss Your Ear (Spice Series)
Sounds Romantic (editors)
Sounds Publishing
Very high production values coupled with some of the sexiest female voices we've heard make these CDs a true aural pleasure. The stories are more of the "get you turned on, and get you off" variety than of the "win literary awards" type, so be careful if you listen to these tales while driving! The Spice Series isn't quite as naughty as the Spank! Series, though both feature explicit sex. Kiss Your Ear has eight good stories, including "The Big Tip", where a customer enjoys giving the tip as much as the waitress likes getting it, and "Falling for Giancarlo", the story of a female tourist indulging in the ultimate vacation fantasy fling. The rest of the tales are each a naughty little treat as well.

Listen to a sample story from this CD: Roadside Assistance. (2006, 72 min)

item TD-SDE-1014: $14.95 [Order]
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[RECOMMENDED!]

Jack Jelly Masturbation Lubricant
The manufacturer calls Jack Jelly Masturbation Lube "The slickest glide for the quickest ride." But hey, why hurry? We think you should take all the time you need... or that you can handle. This oil-based gel has fewer emollients than creamier formulations so instead of feeling like a lotion, it glides on like thick oil. This means you still have a slippery ride for furious jerk-sessions while maintaining control and can still feel the friction. Jack Jelly is translucent with tiny specs of conditioning oils that melt into the skin as you work it, and it is flavorless and odorless. Clean-up is a snap, just wipe off the excess with a tissue and your skin should absorb the rest leaving your cock moisturized. The feel is decidedly different from our other oil-based lubes, almost like a silicone lube although it is safe on silicone toys. We sell this lube in 3.3 oz. tubes only.

Jack Jelly is an oil-based product, and thus is not compatible with latex toys or safer-sex products. We do offer safe, non-latex gloves (Purple Nitrile Gloves) and condoms (the Avanti condom) that can be used with this product.

Ingredients: Mineral Oil, Cocos Nucifera (Coconut Oil), Isododecane, Ozokerite Wax, Dimethicone, Laureth-4, Zea Mays (Corn Starch), Carthamus Tinctorius (Safflower Seed Oil), Beta Carotene, Aloe Barbadensis (Organic Aloe Vera Leaf Juice), Propylene Glycol, Tocopherol (Antioxident), Propyl Gallate, Citric Acid.

item TS-EPP-1084-097, tube, 3.3 oz (97 ml): $11.95 [Order]
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[RECOMMENDED!]

Decadent Indulgence "3" Vibrator
We giggled when the Decadent Indulgence "3" Vibrator arrived on our proverbial doorstep with an elephant-shaped clitoral stimulator. An elephant? Could they have come up with a critter any less sexy than the elephant? (Our apologies to the elephant enthusiasts out there. The ears and fully extended trunk are pretty cute.) Despite our reservations, we clicked the little elephant on and gasped in surprise as it trumpeted to life with surprising force. This ain't no ordinary little "bunny vibe" friends, this is the top peanut.

The Decadent Indulgence "3" sets a new standard in strong, effective, and shall we say fabulous, In/Out Vibrator technology. While we loved the original (we never saw the second model, perhaps the newt design didn't go down too well), this third edition is the strongest In/Out vibe to date.

Let's start with the basics. The shaft is fairly slim and swivels, almost like its hula hooping, at 10 different intensities. Affixed in tracks, the internal beads are set inside the jelly shaft at G-spot level for thrilling pressure and friction as the beads turn and the insertable portion rotates. (We should note that the insertable length of this vibe is a bit longer than others, so the beads might stimulate the vaginal lip as well.) A little elephant hovers over the beads, waiting to be taken through its paces: 10 levels of intensity and five different functions (constant, bleeping, escalating, a very intense roller coaster, and a pulse-pulse-shimmy routine). When all is said and done, the toy has over 300 patterns of vibration levels and still manages to be easy to control.

Other neat add-on's include glow-in-the-dark buttons so you can see which selectors you are pressing as well as a detailed cock-head for some realism in shaft shape. We love that when the intensity of one component goes way up, it doesn't affect the level of the other components. This means that you can have the shaft swivel on high and the clit-stim on high at the same time, and the intensity will stay at peak performance for both. We also like that the elephant's feet can sit on either side of the clit, letting the trunk rest above, and the whole package makes for some awesome "right near my clit but not buzzing too hard on it" sensations. You can also do what our testers did and smooch the elephant directly down onto the clit if that is more your style. Takes 4 AA batteries (not included, but we do sell them). 5" insertable length, 10" overall length, 1-1/4" thick.

item TT-CAL-2164: $84.95 [Order]
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Electrosex Double Bubble Butt-Plug
Exciting developments in the Electrosex brood bring us the Electrosex Double Bubble Butt-Plug. The shape boasts a two-ball shape for extra sensation as it slips in and out of the body and feels deliciously filling and firm. Notably, this plug is made from aluminum, a much lighter metal than previous Electrosex attachments, thus the inserted toy is easier to retain and feels somewhat less noticeable once inside. Same buzzing goodness, different way of getting there. 1-3/8" wide x 3-1/2" tall

Please Note: To use Electrosex attachments you must have a power source. They will work with the Digital Electrosex Power Box, or, if you use a MyStim Power Adaptor Converter Plug with a MyStim Digital Power Box. Speaking of attachments, the Digital Electrosex Power Box, MyStim Power Adaptor Converter Plug, and the MyStim Digital Power Box are sold separately from this attachment. We repeat, the power source is not included.

item TT-RIM-2195: $124.95 [Order]
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Stainless Steel Euro Cock-Ring
This solid Stainless Steel Euro Cock-Ring is the finest quality metal cock-toy we've seen to date. We're not sure why the Stainless Steel Euro Cock-Ring are so "Euro." We went to the nearest expert of all things European, our very own Christophe, for an answer. After considering the cock-ring for a moment he replied, "Is it measured in millimeters?" Good guess, but no, it isn't. Other helpful suggestions from the 'fishes included "square around the edges" (giggle), "make a dull noise when dropped" (what?), and "Let's price them in euros!" (not a bad idea...).

Regardless, you can really feel this hefty ring hold your man parts with pressure that feels like a firm but loving squeeze. The metal heats with your body temperature, too. Beautifully made with rounded edges around the thick, flat band, these rings fit flush against the skin for an overall tighter and grippier hold. As the size indicates, these rings are to be worn around the cock and balls, not just the shaft. 3/4" across, 1/4" thick, you choose the inner diameter of the ring: 1-3/4", 2", and 2-1/4".

item TT-VUL-2186-134, 1-3/4" ring: $36.95 [Order]
item TT-VUL-2186-200, 2" ring: $39.95 [Order]
item TT-VUL-2186-214, 2-1/4" ring: $43.95 [Order]
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Fetish Sex: An Erotic Guide for Couples
Blue, Violet (with stories by Thomas Roche)
Daedalus Publishing
Do you have one thing that really turns you on? Then you may very well have what we call a fetish. In Fetish Sex author Violet Blue delves into the world of, well, fetish sex, beginning with questions such as "How do I know if I have a fetish or just an interest in something?" and "Does your lover have a fetish?", moving into suggestions on how to talk about these fetishes with your lover and incorporating the fetish into actual sex play. The last two-thirds of the book talk about the details: from role-playing to fetish wear to lists of the actual fetishes themselves, these chapters are fascinating both in their usefulness (the role-play chapter has a quiz you can fill out so you can clearly define exactly what you're looking for in a scene) and variety. Nearly every fetish you can think of (and we're betting some you never have!) is discussed at least briefly, and it can read either as a curiosity ("people really get off on that?") or a serious turn-on ("ooh, I like pony play, but I never thought about making an feeding trough for mine!") or both! And, speaking of serious turn-ons, we should note that this book is peppered with very hot short erotic stories about different fetishes, each one written by one of our favorite kinky writers, Thomas Roche. Good resource section at the back, too. A great book for exploring your own fetishes or even just expanding your fantasies. (2006, 223 pp.)

item TB-DLD-1274: $18.00 [Order]
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Internal Sensation Waterproof Vibrator
When we went looking for a "romantic" vibrator that really broke away from the torpedo/light-saber/flashlight motif, we were pleased to come across the Internal Sensation Waterproof Vibrator. By far one of the loveliest toys in our collection, this lilac colored vibe has feminine curves, a high-powered motor, and is so quiet, one of our toys testers used it next to her napping partner and they were none the wiser! The teeny tip (only 1/2" wide) houses an even teenier motor that vibrates very fast. Its strong but "high-pitched" like the fluttery buzz of a hummingbird's wing. While this vibe is not deep and throbby like others in our line, if you like your toys fast and furious with a hint of zing, look no further.

The Internal Sensation Waterproof Vibrator is made of faintly grape scented jelly plastic, but unlike other jellies, this one is semi-firm and isn't at all wet or sticky. The neck and tip are both flexible for comfortable use and the small tip is easy to wedge between bodies, set directly on the clit, slip inside even the most novice of vaginas, and can easily be used as a beginner's butt-toy. The shaft is covered in 8-1/2" of jelly, but if you decide to play with this toy anally we recommend that you insert the toy only as far as the widest part of the hips (about 6-1/2") to prevent it from slipping too far inside. The base has a spin dial intensity controller that has a great waterproof seal, but we found the levels of vibration fell into two categories: low or high, not a full gradient as the dial suggests. Still, this toy is beautiful, fun, and functional! Takes two AA batteries, (not included, but we do sell them).

item TT-DOC-2193: $19.95 [Order]
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The Big Book of Breasts
Hanson, Dian (editor)
Taschen
Big almost doesn't begin to describe this hefty tome that's chock full of big, beautiful boobies. Arranged by decade, this book contains nude pictures of women with large natural breasts (it is not coincidence that the three decades covered are the 1950's, 1960's and the 1970's, after which most big breasts in nude pictures are artificially created). Because of the time period, you're going to see women with more natural bodies (read: you can't see their rib cages! some even have pubic hair!), and come into contact with hair styles that your mother wore (though some are "so out they're in again"). There are little features on certain famous strippers and burlesque dancers, which make for some fascinating reading, but for the most part you've just got pictures of breasts. Hubba hubba! 12" x 12". (2006, 396 pp.)

item TB-TSC-1345: $49.95 [Order]
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O: The Power of Submission
Ernest Greene
Adam & Eve
Pauline Réage's classic erotic novel Histoire d'O (The Story of O in its English translation) spawned countless imitators and provided the basis for many a film adaptation. The most recent, O: The Power of Submission featuring the delectably voluptuous Carmen Luvana as O, is incredibly hot, combining all the sexy bondage and dominance/submission mind games with serious hardcore sex, while remaining pretty faithful to the story and the enigmatic character of O herself. The story: O is a photographer (in this case a fetish photographer for a website) who plays sex games with her lover, Ray (Tommy Gunn), who enjoys tying her up and cutting her clothes off and generally dominating her, though in a very loving way. He convinces O to go into temporary service at a house where beautiful, willing female slaves get whipped and sexually satisfy male and female guests (the house is not explicitly called Roissy in this version, and it's more a nice California house than a French country mansion, but no matter). O likes this deeper submission, and Ray tests her love for him by giving her to his half-brother Stephen (Evan Stone), who is a much harsher master than Ray — the other slaves first train O with a rather impressive butt-plug so she can take Stephen's anal attentions. Stephen takes ever more control of O's life, plays mind games with her, and even enlists O into setting Ray up with another woman, a rather vapid fetish model, so Stephen can have O to himself forever. Through it all, Carmen Luvana plays O as cool, aloof, impossible to really break — she's perfectly obedient, but always holds something of herself back. That's the central, fascinating ambiguity of O as a literary character, and the actress conveys it beautifully (though her acting is rather wooden when she has to deliver lines). Tommy Gunn's performance as Ray is wonderful — his love for O, tinged with sadness, comes through clearly.

Nina Hartley (reputedly quite a BDSM aficionado in real life) does the voiceover narration, and her husband Ernest Greene directs. It's one of the more authentic-feeling BDSM movies ever made, with good whip technique and plausible action — no half-hearted flogging here! All the accoutrements are lovely; great collars, great whips, great restraints, hot lingerie — yum. There's plenty of decent bondage porn out there, but this is a cut above. It combines a classic story with lush performances, a cast that seems to care about the product, good production values, and — it must be said — Carmen Luvana's astonishingly gorgeous breasts.

The bonus disc has a long interview with the director, trailers, a photo gallery, and a couple of bonus scenes from other movies. (2006, 165 min)

Cast: Carmen Luvana, Dragon Lilly, Tommy Gunn, Todd Driller, Kylie Ireland, Angelina Black, Tyler Knight, Van Damage, Shayla LaVeaux, Johnny Castle, Evan Stone, Justine Joli, Monica Sweetheart; Nina Hartley (non-sex)

item TV-PHE-1475-DVD, dvd format: $27.95 [Order]
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Best Lesbian Erotica 2007
Taorimino, Tristan (editor)
Cleis Press
What with all the fauxbian sex being showcased as the real deal, it comes as no surprise that stories of real dykes having real sex in the tender, hot, kinky, nasty, loving ways they do in their own lives are in high demand. In Best Lesbian Erotica 2007, we get some of the hottest writers around treating us to a sampling of diverse desires that wets our panties. This one-handed read is packed cover to cover with steamy stories of lust and desire that feels so real it is palatable. It has a little bit of everything, too; kinky ladies leading their pussy cats on leashes through hotel lobbies, sweet tales of Valentines confections and sugar-filled lip locks, first time rendezvous after many years of wanting, as well as a whole lot of gender role switching, motorcycle riding, cock-sucking, bathroom stall rockin', fuck 'til you drop kind of action. With many of our favorite authors including (but not limited to) Radclyffe, Rachel Kramer Bussel, Joy Parks, and edited by Tristan Taormino, demi-god of all things sexy, you are sure not be disappointed with this 2007 collection. (2006, 250 pp.)

item TB-CLS-1373: $14.95 [Order]
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The Wild Search
Shine Louise Houston
Pink and White/Blowfish Video
The Wild Search is from indie auteur Shine Louise Houston, whose earlier releases The Crash Pad and Superfreak garnered her accolades from feminist porn fans and queers of various persuasions. Like her previous movies, The Wild Search is a tour-de-force of lesbian sex, featuring lots of hot butches and femmes from the San Francisco area. This is the pure product. There are no gay-for-pay bottle blondes with scary fake fingernails engaged in perfunctory open-mouthed tongue kissing here — except in a brief, hilarious scene that parodies such moments in mainstream porn movies.

The basic premise is clever and used to very funny effect. A documentary film crew follows around another documentary film crew as they attempt to film the mating habits of San Francisco lesbians. So The Wild Search is a (fake) documentary about a (fake) documentary about (real) lesbians. (Follow all that?) Imagine one of those National Geographic programs, with cameras watching lions from the distance, only instead of lions, they're watching lesbians. The fundamental joke is that the people having sex don't notice the camera crew in their apartment or in the bar, and there's a really funny bit of business with a "decoy lesbian," a mannequin dressed up and sent out to attract the natives. All that's cute and innovative, but what about the sex? This is a film made by and for lesbians, but given the tastes of most heterosexual men, they're likely to enjoy this, too, and it might even dispel some silly misconceptions about how women have sex. (Short answer: they have sex in all sorts of awesome ways.) The sex scenes are often really intense, especially a long three-way with two women wearing strap-ons. The most important thing: this is real fucking, messy, gasping, sweaty, improvisational, impetuous, spirited, and beautiful. It's a very funny mockumentary, but there's nothing mock about the sex. Don't miss it.

Winner of Best Trans Sex Scene at the 2007 Feminist Porn Awards!

(Note: This movie was previously entitled In Search of the Wild Kingdom.)

Watch the trailer! (QuickTime format).

If you are looking for even more wonderfulness from Shine Louise, be sure to check out The Crash Pad Series, the on-going web site show. It's like TV, only there's always something on. (2007, 65 min.)

Cast: Beau Flex, Trouble Royale, Rozen DeBowe, Dylan Ryon, Wil Thrustwell, Papi Coxxx.

item TV-BVI-1491-DVD, dvd format: $29.95 [Order]
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Inflatable Rubber Dildo
It bothers us that no matter how warmed up you get, your toy will always remain the same size. And sometimes, that just won't do. Sometimes you need something that will get bigger and grow with your arousal, pushing your limits as your adrenaline rises. Per your insistent requests, the Inflatable Rubber Dildo is here to service your expanding orifice needs. Yes, "We want to pump you up!"

At rest, this foam-cored cock measures a smidgen over 1-1/2" thick. By squeezing the pressure cuff bulb dangling off the end of the shaft you can gradually increase the diameter of this toy, squeeze by squeeze. Because the size increases slowly, you really get the sense that the cock is filling you up to the fullest extent, gently pushing you to the edge of fullness. Pretty hot, no?

The surface of the Inflatable Rubber Dildo is rippled and veined like a real penis and the foam core gives it enough firmness to insert it. We would have liked a little bit more firmness from the core, but when all was said and done, this one performed just fine. To be clear, the skin of this dildo inflates, not the core. As you pump, the dildo feels (and looks) more like a thick balloon and less like a dick (the vinyl smells a bit like a balloon, too, so give it a rinse before playing with it for the first time). While we didn't inflate our test cocks to the popping point, we didn't have any trouble plumping them up and into the 2+" range. If you have grandiose plans of making this dildo more than 2-1/2" thick however, try pumping it up that large before sticking it into someone's body on the off chance that you reach the toy's limit. Speaking of limits, be sure to listen to your body if it tells you that a certain level of plumpness is too much. There is a quick release dial on the bulb when you decide enough is enough. 7-1/2" long. 8" cord.

A note on materials: We are told by the manufacturer this is made of "natural rubber and dyed black." Thus, it almost certainly contains latex. If you have a latex allergy, we advise you to just skip this one.

item TT-VUL-2187: $32.95 [Order]
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Two Knotty Boys Showing You the Ropes
Two Knotty Boys, Larry Utley
Green Candy Press
Not just another rope bondage how-to book, Two Knotty Boys Showing You the Ropes is possibly the easiest to understand of all the easy-to-understand rope bondage books that have come out recently. It breaks down the steps so fine that often you get to see both the step in action ("pull the end all the way over the top") and what it looks like once that step is done ("you have two ropes hanging down"), which is way useful when you're trying to figure out if you're doing it right. The photography is black-and-white, but very clear and, we'll say it again, easy to follow. The whole thing is arranged in self-explanatory sections: The Knots (from square knots to trinity Celtic knots), Basic Bondage (Cat's Paw for Ankles, Rope Shackle, etc.), Decorative Bondage (Rope Corset, Trinity Knot Bra, Tortoise Shell Bodysuit, and so on), Dominance Bondage (Wrist Tie-Back, Quick Bit Gag, etc.), and Sex Bondage (from Table Tie-Down to Rope Strap-On). And it's seriously reasonably priced as well. What's knot to like? (2006, 80 pp.)

item TB-GCY-1367: $16.95 [Order]
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[RECOMMENDED!]

Jacques Comfort Cloth Jock-Style Harness
The folks who make this Jacques Comfort Cloth Jock-Style Harness know a thing or two about strap-on sex. It's obvious from the moment the Jacques slips from its packaging that it was designed to make harness sex feel as second nature and as hot as possible.

Made entirely from vegan materials (mostly silky soft polyester and spandex), the Jacques (or "Joque" as the manufacturer calls it) can be used by just about anyone, regardless of gender or body type. The crotch piece is soft and malleable, made from materials comfier than any lingerie we've ever felt, and it has two nifty properties. First off, the O-ring fixed into the fabric stretches from 1-1/2" to 2" so dildos approximately 1-1/4" through 2" thick (with a flat base) should work with this set-up. Additionally, the fabric that sits between the wearer's body and the dildo base is sewn in such a way that it can be pulled out of the way (think: similar to the crotch hole in men's briefs) and allow a double dildo through! We found this harness worked really well with both the Feeldoe as well as the Nexus double dildos we sell. Fabulous!

But the good doesn't stop there. If you've played with harnesses before you've probably had to deal with the flapping ends of adjustable straps hanging willy nilly from your hips and butt. The Jacques solves the flappy-strap problem ingeniously, using bra-strap-like sliders on the leg adjusters and a strong fold-over Velcro waist band that keeps the belt perfectly adjusted for the hips of the wearer. Fine-tune tighteners on the sides of the hips keep the harness snug to the body, requiring no shimmying around or in-the-dark fumbling to get all of the parts on just right. Just step in, fold it to the right size, and you are set to go! You could also drop a small vibrating bullet into the crotch piece (since the double-sidedness forms a pocket of sorts) if you wanted to make things vibrate a little, or you could use this as a lovely way to hold up a soft pack under your clothes.

Our testers said this was the most comfortable harness they've ever worn, high praise from our crew who've tried just about everything on the market. A few technical notes: wash before use (if you can wait that long) to set the dye in the fabric, machine washable (secure the Velcro first) on delicate cycle, do not use with oil-based lube, made in the USA. We sell the Jacques in two sizes. Size A fits waists 20"-50" inches where Size B fits waists 35"-65".

  • black (-BK)

item TT-SPH-2217-A, fits waists 20-50": $95.95 [Order]
item TT-SPH-2217-B, fits waists 35-65": $95.95 [Order]
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[RECOMMENDED!]

Boi Next Door Silicone Dildo
Looking for a realistic dildo with a realistic density and maybe a touch more length than is, well, realistic? The Boi Next Door Silicone Dildo is the middle-ground of Vixskin cock sizing, the proverbial "one size fits all" hard-on. We dreamed up a dildo that would fit in nearly every harness we own, be long enough to fuck someone from behind, that could also whip up a fine batch his mother's homemade brownies at the drop of a hat, and this is that toy. (Except for the baking thing. We're still working on that one.)

Our Boi Next Door is made like the other "Boi" cocks that live here at Blowfish; the same 100% medical-grade silicone composition, the same flexible but firm silicone core, and the same wonderful Vixskin silicone outer that gives and squishes like the real deal. The shape and size are what differentiate this johnson from his brothers. The Boi Next Door is like a longer Boitoy, similar to a Loverboi but without the balls. This cock has a long shaft with a reasonable girth, measuring about 7" long and just a bit over 1-1/2" thick for most of the shaft. This new kid on the block is destined to win us over. In fact, he already has.

Available in three shades: a peachy Vanilla, a medium Butterscotch, or a dark Chocolate. (Butterscotch shown large.)

item TT-VXN-2212-CH, chocolate: $90.95 [Order]
item TT-VXN-2212-BS, butterscotch: $90.95 [Order]
item TT-VXN-2212-VN, vanilla: $90.95 [Order]
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Wireless Vibrating Nipple Clamps
Vibrating nipples clamps marry the best of two worlds: a constant pinch that keeps attention focused on your sex parts as well as the varying hum and buzz of "faster than you can tweek 'em" vibrations. And let's get honest, most vibrating clamps aren't half as cute as these Wireless Vibrating Nipple Clamps.

Sold as a pair, these Wireless Vibrating Nipple Clamps are a fun, fresh way to incorporate nipple play into your bedroom festivities. The clamps themselves are very forgiving and are only as pinchy as you want them to be. Spin dial controls on each clamp adjust the pressure from quite mild to ouch and hot-pink rubber tips cover the heads for an additional cushion. Of course, if you think cushions are for sissys and want to tear the pink rubber tips off and laugh maniacally, we think that's great too. We'd like to mention that these clips didn't open up overly far. This made it easy to pinch onto the nubby part of a nipple but can't grab anything wider than a 1/2".

Hanging off the bottom of the clip are two multi-speed mini massaging bullets in the same dashing pink shade. These mini vibrators are about 2" long, making the whole clamp about 4" end-to-end. Each vibrator can be adjusted individually by the small spin dial at the bottom for a variety of intensities. The vibrators are wireless and run off of 3 Button Cell watch batteries each, or six at a time (12 batteries included — how generous of them!).

item TT-TPC-2199: $29.95 [Order]
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Pornscapes
Radisic, Pierre
Goliath
Pornscapes features sets of six photographs, arranged in such a way as to complement one another, continue an image or a theme, or simply extend the natural world into the realm of the surreal. For example: a breast and nipple in one frame become the eye of the profile in the next. A penis seems to extend outward from a woman's mouth, the head pointing down in the next frame. A thigh extends upwards out of the frame and into the next, becoming the bottom of a torso getting fucked up the ass. The spaces between the photographs don't detract from the optical illusions going on here, though we will note that not everything is so neatly lined up: sometimes photos are simply arranged by theme (assholes, and things that look like assholes) and not every photo is erotic (though most are). Be warned that not only are golden showers depicted in this book, but sex with what probably is menstrual blood graces a few pages (it's not entirely easy to tell since the entire book is black-and-white). Overall, a fascinating glimpse into one couple's experimentation with photography during sex. (2006, 128 pp.)

item TB-GOL-1371: $24.95 [Order]
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[RECOMMENDED!]

Sliquid Sassy Water-Based Gel Lubricant
Water-based lube that won't run around on you! Sliquid Sassy Water-Based Lube is a glycerine free, paraben free formula comes as a thick gel that will stay where you put it. If your pussy is prone to lube reactions, this is an optimal choice for keeping it happy. But don't limit your use to pussy play. Sliquid Sassy was intended for the butt-play enthusiast! (They don't call it Sassy Booty Formula for nuthin!) This lube is certainly slippery and stays wet for quite a while, but if it starts to dry up a little, dab a little water or saliva on the area for tons more glide. Flavorless and non-staining, a great new product made in the USA by folks who put the health of your body on par with your pleasure! We admire that in a company and we love their lubes.

We should also note that this is the very first lube here at Blowfish that is both glycerine free and paraben free and we are thrilled that someone finally, finally made one.

Ingredients:Purfied Water, Plant Cellulose, Polyquat 007, and DMDM Hydantoin (100% Vegan and never tested on animals).

item TS-SLQ-1085-125, 125ml (4.2 fl. oz.): $11.95 [Order]
item TS-SLQ-1085-255, 255ml (8.5 fl. oz.): $17.95 [Order]
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[RECOMMENDED!]

Three-Way: Erotic Stories
Tyler, Alison (editor)
Cleis Press
Three-way is hot, hot, hot! Whether the characters in these stories are couples adding a "guest star" for the night or have more complicated relationships, the sex in these tales is almost always breathtaking. There's a higher level of characterization in these stories, so not only are they simply good as stories, but the sex is more meaningful (though that doesn't always mean it's tender or without emotional consequences). Sometimes the most wrenching psychological scenarios make for the hottest sex, and the stories in this book don't shy away from that level of complication. And it's no wonder, with stories by such seasoned pros as Thomas S. Roche, Rachel Kramer Bussel, Alison Tyler (who is also the editor), Marilyn Jaye Lewis and others. Two fins up! (2004, 215 pp.)

item TB-CLS-1377: $14.95 [Order]
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In Search of the Wild Kingdom Poster
We just love the understated sexiness of this poster for In Search of the Wild Kingdom, a steamy hot new flick by award-winning director Shine Louise Houston. If you, too, love the artwork that goes along with the pomo-homo-mocku-documentary of the decade, now you can buy your very own, full-color, glossy, 24" x 36" poster, signed by Shine herself! With its stylish autumn hues, it's perfect for spicing up your dorm room, living room, rumpus room, dungeon or formal dining room.

item TA-BLO-1057: $10.00 [Order]
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[RECOMMENDED!]

MyStim Digital Power Box
MyStim, you stim, we all scream for e-stim (so to speak, of course). We're thrilled to have the MyStim Digital Power Box and all of its attachments here at Blowfish! The MyStim line was designed to be an easy-to-use e-stim system with careful directions, beginner-friendly suggestions, and quality attachments designed specifically for sexual pleasure. And boy have those German manufacturers succeeded!

The MyStim Digital Power Box is ready for use when you open the lovely storage suitcase, after you unscrew the back and put the 9 volt battery (included) in, that is. The set comes with the box, battery, two sets of lead wires, and four sticky pads (white, but pictured from the bottom so they appear black) that can attach to any part of your external body (below the heart and not on the clitoris, though). Each set of two pads can be controlled individually via the dual channel controls on the box. This means one person can play with two different sets of pads or two different attachments (sold separately) at the same time and have them operating at different levels. It also means that two different people can play with one box at the same time. Please note that the channels cannot be linked thus all of the pads and attachments for the MyStim line are bipolar and emit their own impulses.

The box itself is wonderfully simple to use. Pink spin dials on the top of the box act as the on/off switches and also the intensity control (how hard the sensation feels). Six pink buttons on the front control the way the sensation feels and how long you feel it for. Using these buttons, and the immensely helpful instructional manual, this box can move create sensations that pulse and escalate, some that buzz or throb, some fast and some slow. There are six pre-set programs to choose from if you'd rather not fiddle and each channel displays its settings on the LED screen simultaneously. You're also able to fix the settings so muscle contractions occur creating a ghostly, spectacular sensation that many people find compelling, especially when felt internally while using attachments.

E-stim play should never be painful (unless you want it to be, of course) and the MyStim Digital Power Box is a wonderful way of becoming acquainted with electrical stimulation as pleasure. And please, the set is so adorable, its hard to put it away when we are finished playing! It even has a belt clip on the back of the box like a beeper (do people still own beepers?) so you don't have to busy your hands with holding it. Even if you aren't really planning on wearing pants while you play, we think it was very thoughtful of the designer.

Please note that the MyStim line utilizes a funky-cool 2.0mm plug that is not compatible with other systems of e-stim we've seen in the US.

item TT-MSM-2174: $199.95 [Order]
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[RECOMMENDED!]

MyStim Aluminum Bloop Stick
The MyStim Aluminum Bloop Stick is arguably one of our favorite e-stim attachments of all time. It ends up feeling like 6 inches of electro anal beads and our bottoms are still smiling from the after-effects. Used as a vaginal or anal toy, this polished aluminum wand slips into the body with ease. Six bloops stack on top of one another, 1-1/8 inches at their widest swell, thinning to 3/4 of an inch between the bumps. You need to insert the toy at least three bloops deep to feel the electrical impulses (translating to about 3 inches deep). The bumpy portion of the MyStim Aluminum Bloop Stick measures 6 inches long, but it could be insertable up to 9 inches if you were very, very careful about firmly holding onto the end. Please note that there is no anal flange to keep this wand from slipping all the way inside your butt should you get it in that far, so don't get too wrapped up in your orgasms to pay attention!

Please note that this attachment plugs directly into your MyStim Digital Power Box without necessitating the grey leads included with your power box.

Please also note: The MyStim attachments will only work with the MyStim Digital Power Box which is sold separately. We repeat, the power source is not included with the purchase of an attachment.

item TT-MSM-2177: $128.95 [Order]
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MyStim Slim Aluminum Dildo
The MyStim Slim Aluminum Dildo is a perfect tool for folks who want one toy that can go all sorts of places. This dildo is skinny enough to be used by anal play beginners yet firm enough and plenty long enough to also excel as a vaginal toy. Because its a smooth, slender 1 inch at the widest point, it makes a wonderful toy for just about anyone interested in e-stim. The head must be inserted at least 2 inches to feel the impulses, made simple by the dipped resting place in the polished aluminum at 2-1/2 inches down the shaft. This makeshift flange is only 3/4 of an inch think. If you feel like pressing the dildo in further, you could insert this toy up to about 5-1/2 inches. Please note that there is no anal flange to keep this wand from slipping all the way inside your butt should you get it in that far, so please pay pay attention and get a firm grip.

Please note that this attachment plugs directly into your MyStim Digital Power Box without necessitating the grey leads included with your box.

Please also note: The MyStim attachments will only work with the MyStim Digital Power Box which is sold separately. We repeat, the power source is not included with the purchase of an attachment.

item TT-MSM-2176: $103.95 [Order]
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[RECOMMENDED!]

MyStim Romeo Arrow
The MyStim Romeo Arrow is a teeny butt-plug that packs a wallop. Let your ass feast on hands-free e-stim without having to use a larger toy that fills you up with its distracting humongousness. Made of medical-grade hard plastic with a positive pole on one side and a negative on the other, this 2 inch long plug places a lot of sensation near the inner side of your opening. The base flange is significant to keep the whole plug from slipping inside and the stem an incredibly slim 1/4 inch and it stays in the butt very, very well during vaginal penetration. The MyStim Romeo Arrow is shaped like a taped oval, 1 inch thick one way and 3/4 of an inch the other way. The adorable handle comes with a hole in the back so it can easily be removed by even the lubiest of fingers. There is a teeny seam running along the horizontal axis of the plug, but our testers did not report feeling it during play. An ideal choice for "my first e-stim folks" or for aficionados who want to add other elements to their standard play. Two fins up!

Please note that this toy is bipolar and you must use a set of leads (included with the MyStim Digital Power Box) for this attachment to function.

Please also note: The MyStim attachments will only work with the MyStim Digital Power Box which is sold separately. We repeat, the power source is not included with the purchase of an attachment.

item TT-MSM-2179: $68.95 [Order]
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MyStim Julian Bulb
The MyStim Julian Bulb is quite an unusual vaginal toy. Instead of filling up the pussy like a dildo, this "bulb" slips inside and rests around the edges of the vaginal wall. Even though there was a toy tucked up inside our pussies, we hardly noticed there was a toy in there at all once the power box was turned on. With positive and negative poles located on the sides of the the 1-1/4 inch thick oval (3/4 inch tall), the electrical charges wrap the G-spot and lower vagina in waves and spasms of sensation. A teeny flange keeps you from inserting this toy further than the designated 2-3/4 inches, but the base is not significantly large enough to trust it as an anal flange. We recommend the MyStim Julian Bulb primarily as a vaginal toy, but for those who can't seem to keep cool gadgets out of their asses, this formfitting bulb could potentially be quite nice if you are extremely careful. Please note that the insides of the electrodes are concave and will certainly need a light soap and water rinse out after play. Please be sure to keep the electrode plugs out of the water!

Please note that this toy is bipolar and you must use a set of leads (included with the MyStim Digital Power Box) for this attachment to function.

item TT-MSM-2178: $88.95 [Order]
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MyStim Replacement Sticky Pads (set of 4)
Sticky gel pads are spiffy inventions, but eventually, no matter how diligently you rinse them between uses, the sticky stops sticking. Sad but true. If you've exhausted your sticky pads and need some new ones, we sell MyStim Replacement Sticky Pads in sets of four. We photographed them from the bottom, the part that sticks to the skin, so when you look down at them on your body they will appear white instead of black. Use them with the leads that come included with the MyStim Digital Power Box.

item TT-MSM-2182: $12.95 [Order]
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The Bi Apple
Audacia Ray
Adam & Eve
The Bi Apple is sometimes goofy, sometimes charming, often hot bisexual film featuring almost every conceivable gender combination. Are you sick of seeing three-ways where the two men involved studiously avoid touching, looking at, or even acknowledging the existence of one another (and their respective penises)? Then The Bi Apple will please you. It's a groovy pervy celebration of polymporphous pansexuality, with the beautiful Simone Valentino playing a sex researcher come to explore the wonders of The Fuck House, a New York hangout for oddball folks with fluid sexual preferences. Naturally, she goes from merely studying the mating habits of the inhabitants to joining in on their activities. The film has a somewhat cheesy free love vibe, and the performers look less like porn stars and more like the kind of people you'd meet at the local polyamorous potluck — some very attractive, but not in the standard silicon-enhanced, gym-cultured porno style. Bisexual movies are something of a niche taste, and this one provides everything you could ask for from the genre — cute boys fondling and sucking each other in the bathroom while a hot girl watches and masturbates, guys taking it up the ass with strap-ons and cocks, a girl-girl scene with lots of toys, a three-way where the men are as interested in each other as they are in the woman involved, and so on. There are some funny jokes, some weird non-sequiturs, and some very odd moments (the mysterious lesbian with the cape and utility belt full of sex toys is among the oddest things you're likely to see in a porn movie), but they add up to a quirky film that's all about having fun with whoever's handy, regardless of their gender or sex. (2007, 90 min.)

Cast: Simone Valentino, Mariah Ritani, Tyler Marciano, Tasty Trixie, Tucker Lee, Antonio Rodickuez, ReVay, Josh

item TV-PHE-1499-DVD, dvd format: $25.95 [Order]
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Vibro Ribbed Prostate Vibrator
Leaving standard prostate stimulators in the dust, the Vibro Prostate Vibrator has charged into our butts with delicious new sensations and an aggressive new design. The Vibro has an extreme curve to the shaft, putting pressure firmly against the prostate. The shaft is smattered with rippled ridges (this massagerrrrr has rrrriples) that prove quite intense as it slips inside, a sensation we found invigorating but that beginners or those with highly sensitive rectums could find it challenging—just warning 'ya!

But really, the focal point of this fabulous ass-toy is the vibration for which the toy is named. Located in the bottom of the shaft, a hand-crafted stainless-steel bullet vibrator sends "prostate specific" vibrations through the firm toy and into your body. We aren't sure exactly how the manufacturers stumbled across these three vibration patterns, nor how they tested them for prostate specificness, but our testers sure loved them! The packaging even suggests inserting the toy and getting it on with a partner, thrusting into them during each vibration burst. Now there's an idea we love!

The vibrating bullet and the stainless ball-bearing are both removable from the firm plastic shell for cleaning. The vibe takes one, 6V, L1325 battery (included). 3-1/2 inches insertable (4-1/4 inches if measured along the curve) by 1 inch wide (plus ripples).

item TT-P2M-2221: $144.95 [Order]
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C is for Coeds
Tyler, Alison (editor)
Ah, college. Long days where your time between classes was yours for the fucking. Who doesn't sometimes reminisce about their days as a campus coed? C is for Coeds is the perfect tool for getting you going down on memory lane. With stories about watching your roommate spank her boyfriend (in Michelle Houston's "Janelle's Spankology 101") or a college girl getting mutually agreeable spankings from her professor (in Greta Christina's steamy "This Week"), there's definitely something here for even the naughtiest of readers, though there's plenty of more straightforward sex as well. A great little collection with lots of school spirit, it's sure to make you actually consider hitting homecoming this year. (2007, 140 pp.)

item TB-CLS-1380: $12.00 [Order]
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Men's Leather Harness
Designing a dildo harness for men is tough going, mainly because the cock and balls get in the way! Finally we've spotted a design that holds a dildo in place for serious fucking while safely cupping the family jewels.

Made of sturdy, high-quality black leather, the Men's Harness is built to last a lifetime. Both sides of the hip straps have buckles for adjustability (between 30" to 46"), not quite the range we might have hoped for, but still. A codpiece-like cup houses your cock and balls when you are strapped in, keeping them cozy while the dildo of your choice does all the work. The cup is fastened to a buckle-adjustable ass-strap to keep everything firmly in place and tight to the hips. Ideal for times when your cock just won't (or can't) get hard, when you want to go all night long and your parts have a mind of their own, or when you want to do your lover with a shaft that is bigger or smaller than what you were blessed with, the Men's Harness is your pinch hitter.

The cut-out hole for the dildo holds toys up to 1-3/4 inches in diameter, but anything wider than that will not fit through (there is no adjustable 0-ring on this harness). Likewise, a skinny dildo will flop around in a hole of this size, so the most compatible dongs are between 1-1/4" to 1-3/4" wide. Make sure the dildo you choose to pair with the Men's Harness has a flat, flanged base at least 2" across so it will not slip all the way though and onto the floor. Because really, what good is a dildo going to do for your lover on the floor? Also, it took a few tries for some of our guys to get used to thrusting with their upper abdomen instead of their lower hips (and they are professionals!). Be prepared to need some practice when adjusting to your new cock.

item TT-KOK-2204: $129.95 [Order]
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Special Delivery
Early to Bed
Special Delivery is queer indie all-girl porn, something we're seeing more and more of in recent years, and it's a welcome change from the usual mainstream approach to such material. Cute, butch Deb Shooter works in a feminist sex toy shop, spending a long afternoon boxing up dildos and vibrators and harnesses to send to customers, and eventually exposure to so many implements of carnal delight gets her mind moving in sexy directions. Soon she takes a little masturbation break, settling down in a chair and unbuttoning her jeans and thinking about where those boxes of toys might go, and what people might do with them. Cue her fantasies, which involve a pair of real lesbian couples, each couple getting two scenes each. Eva and Anja are adorable, clearly in love and lust and like with each other, and they have a fine romp on their couch and later their bed. Their chemistry is palpable, and they seem utterly unaware of the camera. It's like a glimpse into a real sex scene — but with better blocking — which is one of the greatest illusions porn can provide. They're also both incredibly cute, which doesn't hurt. The other couple, Benito and Flora, seem less comfortable on screen, and there's a stiffness and awkwardness to their actions; it's pretty clearly their first time having sex on camera, and they never quite manage to loosen up and go with it (and don't seem to have the experience to fake casualness convincingly). Deb Shooter's masturbation scene, which appears in snippets throughout and then concludes the movie, is nice, and she seems pretty uninhibited about it, though since she's in a building literally filled with sex toys, and was ostensibly aroused by the presence of said sex toys, it would have been nice to see her use a few more of them. Overall it's a natural, charming film with a nice indie sensibility. The bonus material includes interesting interviews with the cast and director. (2007, 80 min.)

item TV-E2B-1509-DVD, dvd format: $33.95 [Order]
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Cosmo's Aqua Kama Sutra: 25 Sex Positions for the Tub, Shower, Pool, and More
The Editors of Cosmopolitan, (Author), Lundberg, Bo (Illustrator)
Hearst Books
If you've ever tried to have sex in a pool, jacuzzi, shower or ocean, you might have found that it's not quite as easy as it looks. Cosmo's Aqua Kama Sutra is a positioning guide for those times when you want to have sex without drying off first. Each position is marked with a "lust locale" symbol and comes with "erotic instructions" (written directions), an drawing of two figures doing it, reasons why you'll love it and a "aqua extra" tip for making it even better (for example, suggesting that you time your thrusts with the ocean waves for more oomph!) Best of all, the whole thing's waterproof, meaning you can throw this slender little reference in your beach bag or bring it into the pool without worrying about the ink running. Our only complaint is that it could be organized better (all the different locales are interspersed together, making it potentially tricky to flip through all the various positions for one specific locale). But overall it's a brilliant little book that should help you figure out the best way for getting down and wet at the same time. (2006, 63 pp.)

item TB-HRT-1389: $9.95 [Order]
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[RECOMMENDED!]

Ace Silicone Butt-Plug
When this reviewer did it doggie style with her well endowed lover and the Ace Silicone Butt-Plug stayed neatly tucked up in her ass the whole time, she knew she'd stumbled upon greatness. This smaller butt-plug has a tapered, bulbous head and a long, thin shaft. Together this makes for a dynamic experience; a plug small enough for most novice players with a shape that stays in place, even when vigorous movement is involved.

If you've been eyeing the Tristan Silicone Butt-Plug but know that it is just too darn big for your bottom, the 1-1/4 inch head of the Ace might be more your style. The neck is longer than most other silicone plugs (1-1/2 inches) so if you were thinking about wearing it out to dinner, to a movie, and out for a cocktail afterwards, this little baby ain't skipping out early. The 3 inch long silicone plug is quite firm for easy insertion while the apple-core shaped base fits neatly between the ass cheeks for a comfortable fit. A new Blowfishie fave!

item TT-TNT-2225-BK, black: $29.95 [Order]
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[RECOMMENDED!]

Debbie Does Dallas... Again
Thomas, Paul
Vivid
Debbie Does Dallas...Again is a funny, sexy, big-budget film that's sure to show up on award ballots. Director Paul Thomas has crafted a truly strange and surprising film that is ostensibly a remake of the original Debbie Does Dallas. The two movies don't have much in common, though, except the presence of cheerleaders in skimpy outfits — and, really, isn't that enough?

Stefani Morgan plays Debbie, head of a co-ed cheerleading squad that's about to take part in a big national competition. She's having fun sleeping with cute boys and leading her team on the road to victory until her treacherous co-captain arranges for her to have an "accident" during a particularly acrobatic cheer. Penny Flame, who hilariously plays a rather sex-crazed angel, informs Debbie that she's dead, but Debbie has unfinished business, so she makes a deal to trade sexual favors in the afterlife for a return ticket to Earth. The resulting angelic orgy — on a set featuring a vintage convertible and pools of water — is both very hot and very weird, with amazing rough sex with Penny and Debbie and Evan Stone. Debbie returns to Earth... but not in her own body. She has to steal the body of suicidal geek Hillary Scott, and win her way back onto the cheerleading squad without revealing her true identity. The bits with Hillary and her blatantly cheating boyfriend Marty Romano are hilarious, especially when she walks in to find him dressed up in a cheerleader outfit — the movie's full of bizarre, funny little details like that.

Naturally, the reincarnation of Debbie takes over the cheerleading squad, leads them to the finals... and then there's an actual plot twist that you may not even see coming. The movie's full of good sex scenes and tons of scantily-clad eye candy, including everything you'd expect from a cheerleader porno, including erotic exercise routines and locker-room lesbianism. Plus all the weird stuff — a blowjob in a coffin, angels in undisguised fake wings and halos shagging against pillars, even some play with candle wax (not a traditional part of cheerleader porn). The extras are epic — this is a three-disc set, and includes the entire original Debbie Does Dallas, plus tons of bonus scenes and outtakes, trailers, galleries, behind the scenes feature, and so on.

Winner of the 2008 AVN Flim Award for Best Group Sex Scene (Stefani Morgan, Savanna Samson, Monique Alexander, Evan Stone, Christian & Jay Huntington). (2007, 2 hrs.)

Cast: Stefani Morgan, Derrick Pierce, Monique Alexander, Lacie Heart, Sunny Leone, Courtney Simpson, Penny Flame, Evan Stone, Staci Thorne, Marty Romano, Hillary Scott, Cassidey, Savanna Sampson, Christian, Jay Huntington

item TV-VIV-1513-DVD, dvd format: $27.95 [Order]
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Janine Loves Jenna
Vivid/ Club Jenna
In Janine Loves Jenna, the title stars are out for a night on the town when their limo crashes, killing Janine. The opening sequence is animated, and it's one of the stranger cartoons you're ever likely to see. Jenna is distraught and wracked with survivor's guilt, and soon commits suicide. After dying in her bathtub, Jenna finds herself in Hell, where Janine acts as her guide, hoping to lead her up and out of the underworld. The special effects are sometimes cheesy, but no worse than those in many low-budget horror films, and the set designs are often inspired, from a café with a Deadly Sins theme to industrial platforms surrounded by fire-eaters and midgets in devil costumes, to the cool austerity of the devil's icy throne room. Many of the costumes are impressive too, from Jenna's giant leather batwings to Justin Sterling's convincing Devil costume. A lot of time, effort, and thought went into making this film, and it's inventive and ambitious. The actual sex scenes are often overshadowed by the design elements, as in the scene with Jenna and Janine having sex in an alley with men who have flames for faces; it's hard to pay attention to the fucking when there are people with hoods full of fire onscreen. Some of the dialogue is a bit tedious, too, but the essential premise of a sexual tour of the underworld is a great idea to hang a movie from, and Janine and Jenn are both in top form. (2007, 2 hr. 10 min.)

Cast: Jenna Jameson, and Janine, Justine Joli, Dominica Leoni, Reno, Jerry, Manuel Ferrara, Justin Sterling, Katja Kassin, Tommy Gunn, Vincent Vega, Julian

item TV-VIV-1514-DVD, dvd format: $32.95 [Order]
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Maids: An Erotic Anthology
Erotic Print Society
Erotic Print Society
What is it about a young woman in an apron that gets some of us going? Maids: An Erotic Anthology explores the erotic world of maids in great detail, from both a historical and an artistic perspective. After a rather interesting introduction, the book interjects bits of historical fiction (mostly maid-centric scenes from that naughty era of Victorian erotic writing) with paintings and photographs of maids from approximately 1750 to today. This juxtaposition of erotica with naughty pictures (featuring everything from plain nudes to various sex acts to whippings to even an implied enema in one picture) is a brilliant idea, giving you something to feast your eyes on while your mind processes the hot little sex scene you just read, and we wish more erotica publishers would indulge in the practice. A must for all lovers of a woman in an apron. (2005, 201 pp.)

item TB-EPS-1383: $31.00 [Order]
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[RECOMMENDED!]

Ashley and Kisha: Finding the Right Fit
Tony Comstock
Comstock Films
Ashley and Kisha: Finding the Right Fit is the latest film from Tony Comstock, porn's premiere cinema verite director. Comstock specializes in finding real people who are willing to speak frankly about their sex lives, and demonstrate those sex lives on camera, and the latest film follows the same documentary premise, intercutting interviews with brief snippets of a sex scene, followed by the complete scene. While his previous films have focused on straight couples and one gay male couple, this is the first devoted to a lesbian relationship. Ashley and Kisha are a charming couple, very comfortable together, and their story is funny, interesting, and rather charming. They met in college, where Ashley was an openly gay student athlete, and Kisha was a straight student who wasn't even bi-curious — at least, as far as anyone knew, including herself. But Ashely pursued Kisha, and gradually won her over, with some humorous misadventures along the way. (The story of their first attempt to use a strap-on is hilarious.) Having gotten to know them a little through their interviews, it's a bit odd to watch them make love — after all, they're not playing roles, but letting you peek into their real lives — but the context also makes the sex more emotionally involving for the viewer. (It doesn't hurt that they're both gorgeous.) For those of you who can't abide talking, you can elect to watch just the sex scene, but if that's your attitude, this probably isn't the film for you — hearing them talk about sex is at least as interesting as watching them have it. (2007, 60 min.)

item TV-DRY-1515-DVD, dvd format: $24.95 [Order]
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[RECOMMENDED!]

Head Honcho Sleeve
The Head Honcho Sleeve isn't just another jelly blob with a hole drilled through the middle. Inside of the tight and stretchy shaft, not one, not two, but three cavities are poised for vacuum-suction action, pulling on your cock like a triple-roller car wash. These chambers create a sucking sensation as you thrust, an effect our tester went ga-ga over (even if it did occasionally make a silly slurpy noise). We found that squeezing all of the air out of the chambers before thrusting into the sleeve makes the suction sensation even stronger! The opening end is topped with a semi-realisitc orifice that looks a bit like the Eye of Ra surrounded by polka dots, a look we much prefer to some of those scary vaginal replications out there. The shaft measures 5 inches long and is see-though clear, so if you like watching your manhood throb and twitch while you get off, here you have your chance. Because the end of the canal is sealed, you get to watch your load blow without dealing with the spilled lube or come out of the back, too. How tidy!

The packaging says the Head Honcho Sleeve is made of silicone, but if that is true, and we aren't saying it is, it's awfully jelly-like and lemony-scented to be convincing as silicone. We dig the size though, easy to hold in one hand and simple to hide in a sock drawer when finished. We recommend using it with water-based lube and rinsing it out using mild soap between playtimes, letting it air dry afterwards. The sleeve is thick enough that you can flip it inside out to rinse it, but it could tear if you're rough cleaning it. While you're thrusting, however, be as rough as you like. Go ahead, she can take it.

item TT-CAL-2230: $15.95 [Order]
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Lascivious Liaisons
Digital Playground
Lascivious Liaisons is a classy, glossy film featuring beautiful women in stunning lingerie, slow-motion effects and some soft-focus camera work, no vocal track, and a classical-sounding score, all hallmarks of a "couples" movie. The twist here is that all the scenes have some element of BDSM, mostly of a very gentle sort — though the BDSM doesn't look fake, as it does in many films, but like the sort of playful experimentation lovers would use to spice things up in the bedroom.

The cool, blonde, and lovely Jana Cova is the heart of the film, appearing in most of the scenes, but her supporting cast is all top-notch too. It's hard to choose a favorite from among the seven scenes, as all have something impressive to offer, but highlights include Lela Starr in a maid's outfit being chastised by Erik Everhard, and the adorable Kinzie Kenner in a relatively straightforward but fun scene with Jean Val Jean. Of the girl-girl scenes, the best has Jana Cova tying Charlie Laine and Karlie Montana together back-to-back and teasing them orally with a strap-on for a while, finally releasing them for more hardcore fun. The scene with Jana and Holly Morgan starts strongly, with Jana wielding a long whip (used mostly for oral play and masturbation with the handle; this isn't the kind of movie with actual whipping), but it sort of trailed off and ended a bit abruptly. The most elegantly-shot moment of the film comes in the final scene, with the incredibly cute Daisy Marie dressed in stockings and white lingerie, stretched out over the knee of the black-clad Jana Cova, who spanks Daisy's perfect ass with a paddle for a nice long while. It's a beautiful moment captured beautifully.

With a running time approaching three hours, there's plenty to love here, and there are lots of extras, too. It's a wonderful choice for adventurous couples, or for lovers of softer BDSM. (2007, 160 min.)

Cast: Kelly Kline, Jerry, Lela Starr, Erik Everhard, Jana Cova, Holly Morgan, August, Jean Val Jean, Charlie Laine, Karlie Montana, Kinzie Kenner, Marco Banderas, Daisy Marie

item TV-DPG-1516-DVD, dvd format: $30.95 [Order]
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Water Lily Waterproof Vibrator
Lilies are such sexy flowers, what with the way their petals pull away from the stamen to reveal a delicate center bathed in a blush of pink. It's no wonder that the Water Lily Vibrator is designed around such flirtatious foliage. This phthalate-free, waterproof vibe is intended to tickle your pink by means of the fluttering petals and a teasing pistolette, all set inside a scooped blossom head. It's intended as a mild-to-medium intensity vibe for the ladies who want to press the rim of the blossom all around their labia, but our testers felt the sensations were at there best when just the tip of the lily on their clit. While made for pussies, we think this would make one heck of a cock-head vibe as well. (Side note: We sent a sample off to a male tester to get his feedback on the matter, but after receiving the package, he disappeared into his bedroom and we haven't spoken with him since. We think this bodes well, but we'll make sure to update the website with more information for you men out there when he finally weighs in.)

The Water Lily is safe to use while gallivanting in spring-time showers (or in "getting ready for work" showers, too) as it's quite water-resistant, although we wouldn't recommend submerging it under water. The push-button on the bottom of the vibe moves the intensity through three levels of vibration and it's quiet enough to be classified as nearly silent. The easy-load battery case houses 2 AAs, (not included). Makes a great starter vibe for those new to toys, who want a partner toy that looks very unlike a penis, or for folks who like their vibrations at medium intensity. If nothing says, "I Love You," like flowers, do you lover a favor and get one that will never wilt on them. 8-1/2 inches end to end, blossom measures 2-1/4 inches x 1-3/4 inches.

item TT-CAL-2235: $29.95 [Order]
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Velvet Tension: Stroke of Genius
Inpulse Pictures
Velvet Tension: Stroke of Genius is porn by and for straight women, with plenty of hot, well-hung beefcake and an emphasis on handjobs (the subtitle "stroke of genius" is apt). Tattooed, muscular Julian is the leading man, playing a real estate agent who makes a bet with a friend that he can go a week without having sex. Apparently, "sex" means penetration in this case, because within moments he's naked in a pool with the blonde house appraiser, making out, before retiring to poolside lounge chairs for a little teasing with fruit and, finally, a lingering handjob. No blowjob, no penetrative sex, just hands, and that's pretty much the repeated motif here, though there's some toy play for the ladies, some mutual masturbation scenes (including a nice one in a shower, where we see what the maid and butler in a mansion do on their afternoon off), even a brief foot-job and some toe-sucking for you foot fetishists out there. There are no facial cumshots in this film — half the time the guys come on their own bellies and chests, the other times on the breasts of their female co-stars, and the women are in control the whole time. There are lots of long, lingering shots of big hard cocks, cocks being soaped up, cocks underwater, cocks straining against tight boxer-briefs, and so on. This is an unusual film — the total lack of intercourse or blowjobs is mind-blowingly rare in mainstream porn — but it's pretty, the guys are hot, the ladies are easy on the eyes too, and, oh, did we mention the big throbbing wet hard cocks? (2007, 90 min.)

Cast: Julian, Jack Lawrence, Mario Rossi, JoeyRay, Katie Morgan, Tyla Wynn, Eve Lawrence, Jolean, Ava Ramon

item TV-PUL-1517-DVD, dvd format: $19.95 [Order]
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Ron Jeremy: The Hardest (Working) Man in Showbiz
JEREMY, RON AND ERIC SPITZNAGEL
Ron Jeremy: The Hardest (Working) Man in Showbiz is a gripping autobiography that is brutally honest, well-written and really fun to read. From his early, early beginnings (where nurses in the maternity ward comment on his (to-become-famous) endowment), Jeremy doesn't shy away from telling the fascinating details of his quite eventful life. With the help of author Eric Spitznagel, the story of Jeremy's life is told anecdotally, with gossip, name-dropping, scandal and fun little stories all told with equal candor. We love the way the book is peppered with pictures of Ron with all sorts of famous folks (many of them showing their penis size with their hands), though it's the pictures of Ron throughout his life that are the most compelling. If you've got a thing for Ron Jeremy, the porn industry, or just really good autobiographies, you're not going to want to miss this one! (2007, 343 PP)

item TB-HRP-1391: $25.95 [Order]
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[RECOMMENDED!]

Rude Boy Silicone Prostate Vibrator
While it might be rude to leave your elbows on the table during a nice dinner out with the in-laws, we hadn't heard rockin' hands-free orgasms were considered faux pas. (Things get labeled taboo so quickly these days!) Made to pleasure both male p-spots simultaneously (the prostate and the perineum) , the Rude Boy Prostate Vibrator is the first silicone prostate toy that really wows the pants off of us.

Built like a solid-silicone finger and thumb, the Rude Boy is designed to slip inside your butt easily while also rubbing against your neglected outside parts. The insertable "finger" portion measures 5 inches long (when uncurled) and a novice-friendly 1 inch wide for the entirety of the shaft. The external "thumb" portion is about 2-1/2 inches long and topped with some pleasure nubbies that help grip the skin and keep the toy in place behind the balls. The "thumb" portion also houses a vibrating bullet that sends fast-paced vibrations through the toy, deep inside your body. You can sit up with the Rude Boy inserted for extra sensation on the perineum and, if even more friction is desired, you can rock back and forth for hands-free stimulation. The shape of the silicone makes it easy to retain the toy while sitting or lying down, and some of our testers reported being able to walk around and fuck with it inserted as well!

The Rude Boy vibrates with medium intensity almost silently and it's waterproof for those who want a prostate massage and a bubble bath at the same time. The vibrating motor is actually a bullet massager and (we were told) it's removable for partner play. However, the bullets inside the test massagers were held so firmly in place that it was a big hassle trying to get them out. In all honesty, our testers weren't so keen on handing off the fabulous vibration element in the first place, so the issue was moot from the get go. We suggest assuming the bullet won't come out and consider buying a second Rude Boy for your lover, just in case. Requires one 1.5V size N battery to vibrate (included; we also sell replacements).

Note: The Rude Boy is now only available in Black.

item TT-ROF-2239-BK, black: $72.95 [Order]
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Tsunami Helix Glass Dildo
Swirled with a twisting ribbon of blue and white, the Tsunami Helix Glass Dildo is a stunning piece of art, not to mention a great dildo. The shaft is slightly curved to help rub all those hard to get at places and the 7 inch by 1-1/4 inch size is bound to satisfy those who are looking for "more". The realistic head of the Tsunami Helix is a thick 1-1/2 inches with a lipped edge that really pops in and out of the body while it's thrusted. The base is flat to act as a flange for deep anal play or as a stand for those who want to proudly display their toy like the sculpture it is. Doesn't everyone need gorgeous glass paperweights that lean towards the sexually suggestive? We think so. (Especially if said paperweight is really a sumptuous dildo in disguise. Mwahaha.)

These are hand-made, so the measurements might vary a bit from piece to piece. They're made of tempered glass so they're heat resistant and can be cooled or warmed for temperature play and they can be boiled (gently!) or washed in the dishwasher. They will also warm with the temperature of your body. Please do be careful; although this glass is like Pyrex and is more durable than drinking glasses, it can be chipped, cracked, or broken if treated roughly and that will ruin the toy. Comes with a fabulous padded storage bag. Do note, these come to us from a company that sells incense (among other things) and the bags smell lightly of incense.

item TT-GLW-2241: $69.95 [Order]
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Erection Services
InPulse
Erection Services is a porn-for-straight-women feature starring buff beefcake Julian (this time with the assistance of Alex Sanders and Chris Cannon). The male performers get top billing here, which should tell you all you need to know about the sensibility of the film — it's about pleasing women, though the female stars are lovely enough that male viewers can enjoy it, too. In voiceover, Julian explains how his ex-girlfriend always insisted that men never know what women really want. Determined to prove her wrong, he decides to start a gigolo service with a couple of friends. In the course of servicing his clients, Julian discovers that, in fact, he doesn't understand women. It turns out women like to be pampered! And to be treated nicely! (Though, oddly, they don't mind the occasional facial cumshot.) The film serves female viewers well, with plenty of lingering shots of beautiful male bodies in all their sweaty glory, with lots of cunnilingus, some foot worship, and a brief, tasteful anal sex scene. The highlight is the final scene, where Julian gives a woman a long slow oil massage. When he's done, he stretches out on the table, and she oils him up thoroughly before fucking him. The production values aren't incredibly high, and there are some odd directorial flourishes, but nothing too distracting. The film is fairly short overall, only about 75 minutes, though the three scenes are all individually fairly long and involved. This is a good choice for couples, or for women who might be reluctant to try porn. (2007, 75 min.)

Cast: Julian, Chris Cannon, Alex Sanders, Roxanne Hall, Jessica Dee, Casey Pink, Wendy Devine

item TV-PUL-1522-DVD, dvd format: $19.95 [Order]
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Girls Get it On
Abby Winters
Girls Get It On features two sex scenes, starring Australian girls making love, as well as before-and-after interviews with the performers. This is indie porn made by a woman, and the performers are amateurs. No plot, no elaborate sets, no strap-ons or other accessories, just two girls in a room. The first two, Ava and Liandra, are cute as sexy buttons, young and sweet and seemingly very happy about getting together. (They do have noticeable armpit hair and pubic hair, which will be a turn-off for some of you and a turn-on for others, no doubt). They make out in a bathtub, touch and kiss one another intimately, eventually move to the floor, and continue. They laugh and they smile and it really is like watching two people have sex for the first time, complete with moments of tenderness and awkwardness. It feels genuine.

The second scene, with lovely Asian Fuji and the lanky (but still cute) Armine getting together in a book-lined living room is a bit less tender but, in some ways, even hotter — Fuji has a take-charge attitude, and she's the most gorgeous woman in the movie, with an incredible body. There's something wonderful about seeing a woman lounge in a chair while another woman kneels between her legs with her head bowed, and there are orgasms aplenty as a result.

The interviews are pretty brief, and not particularly illuminating, though they do serve to reinforce the amateur, unpretentious feel, and further humanize the performers — it's hotter to watch them make love when you feel you've had a glimpse of their "real" selves, however briefly. There are no extras to speak of beyond the interviews, and overall this has a real bare-bones feel, more like a couple of porn website mpegs ripped onto a DVD than a proper feature. The production values are only adequate, but the individuality of the women involved makes it noteworthy, and the chemistry and genuine joy they seem to take in their lovemaking raises this one to a recommendable level. (115 min.)

Cast: Ava, Liandra, Fuji, Armine

item TV-ABW-1520-DVD, dvd format: $21.95 [Order]
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Watermelon Double-Ender Glass Dildo
Slip into some summer lovin' with this smooth, double-ended glass dildo. The Watermelon Double-Ender Glass Dildo is reminiscent of a sweet slice of that favorite summer fruit, with green (well, darker green than most watermelons, but close enough), white and red swirls all throughout its slight curve. Both ends are vaguely phallic-shaped, one measuring approximately 1-1/2" wide by 1-5/8" long and the other end 1-1/4" wide by 1-3/8" long, with an overall toy length of 8-1/2" long. The shaft itself is about 1-1/4" long at the widest point. Goes down smooth and refreshing!

These are hand-made, so the measurements might vary a bit from piece to piece. They're made of tempered glass so they're heat resistant and can be cooled or warmed for temperature play and they can be boiled (gently!) or washed in the dishwasher. They will also warm with the temperature of your body. Please do be careful; although this glass is like Pyrex and is more durable than drinking glasses, it can be chipped, cracked, or broken if treated roughly and that will ruin the toy. Comes with a fabulous padded storage bag. Do note, these come to us from a company that sells incense (among other things) and the bags smell lightly of incense.

item TT-GLW-2240: $79.95 [Order]
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Intimate Moments: Shared
Abby Winters
Intimate Moments: Shared is a great idea with a charming, sexy execution, produced by AbbyWinters.com, an Australian company that specializes in all-girl amateur films with a feminist bent (so it's more about embracing the sensuality of womanhood than fetishizing teenage girls, which is a nice change). The set-up is simple. Two girls in a room with a camera, masturbating to orgasm. These aren't lesbian scenes per se — each woman is mastering her own domain, as it were — but there are some moments of mutual masturbation and the occasional lending of a helping hand for a caress or nipple-tweak. There's no director, and no cameraman, either, so the camera doesn't move, but the static shot, usually from the foot of the bed, only serves to heighten the realism. There's no sense that the women are acting, either, and their performances range from the shy and the demure to the loud and exhibitionist. Watching young, cute women (with adorable Australian accents) bring themselves to climax is wonderful, but their conversations are often just as good, as they share fantasies, talk about techniques, or just chat. Despite the fundamental artificiality of filming two women masturbating side-by-side, the scenes feel very real and unmediated, and it really does feel like you're peeking in at, well, intimate moments. There are seven scenes, with seven pairs of women, all attractive, natural Australian amateurs, and there's enough variety to keep it interesting (most of them are laying on beds, but one couple sits facing a mirror, and while they mostly all use their hands, there's a toy or two in evidence as well). It's a great concept, simply produced and well executed. (90 min.)

Cast: Paula, Chloe B., Miranda, Lucinda, Tarah, Shannen, Mim, Liandra, Vanessa Y, Dee H., Gilian, Mollie, Zena, Cassy

item TV-ABW-1521-DVD, dvd format: $21.95 [Order]
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Tristan Taormino's Expert Guide to Anal Sex
Taormino, Tristan
Vivid Ed
Tristan Taormino wrote the book on anal sex for women (literally — it's called The Ultimate Guide to Anal Sex for Women), and her Expert Guide to Anal Sex is essentially a video primer on the same subject. Despite the general title, this is specifically about anal play and sex for women, not men — though many of the principles are the same, be aware there's plenty here about indirect g-spot stimulation and nothing about prostate massage. The film begins with an "anal workshop" hosted by Tristan herself, featuring anatomical diagrams and demonstrations by Lorelei Lee and Ariel X. The workshop is a remarkably complete rundown on the ins-and-outs of anal play, from the basics to more advanced issues, answering questions like: Why would anyone want to do this? How does it feel? What kind of lube should I use? What positions work best? How do I get warmed up? Tristan also covers the psychological aspect, acknowledging the fact that the taboo nature of anal sex makes it one of the most erotic forms of sexual play. Following the workshop portion, there are two scenes featuring different couples, beginning with brief interviews about their own experiences and preferences regarding anal sex, and moving on to demonstrations of various positions and techniques, with voiceover commentary by Tristan and pop-ups on screen pointing out salient points. If you'd like to watch the scenes as straightforward porn, you can disable the educational portions, however. There's also a wealth of bonus information, including a long how-to on enemas, safe sex tips, and some behind-the-scenes footage. This is a fairly short film, but it's remarkably complete and informative. If you're interested in anal sex, but inexperienced — or if you've done lots of anal, but it never seems as good in practice as it is in theory — this will provide you with invaluable tips and tricks to smooth the way. (2007, 140 min.)

Cast: Lorelei Lee, Ariel X, Ricki White, Adrianna Nicole, Marcus Leon, Manuel Ferrara

item TV-VIV-1524-DVD, dvd format: $32.95 [Order]
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Tiffany's Lingerie Lesson
Vivid
Tiffany's Lingerie Lesson takes the form of a series of brief tutorials on different kinds of sexy underwear, hosted by Tiffany Taylor. Each section starts with a brief historical overview of the garment in question, followed by a few shots of women modeling different styles of the clothes, and culminating in a sex scene featuring the lingerie under discussion. "The Bra" has Tiffany and Tommy Gunn in a nice, if straightforward, scene (and the bra she's wearing is quite pretty). "The Panty" has a good blowjob, and features Tiffany's first ever anal scene (with Marcos Leon), but the anal is very brief and doesn't seem that much fun for her. Still, the pretty underthings help. "The Corset" is the best scene, with the lovely Avy Lee Roth showing off her corset and then fucking Marco Banderas with great enthusiasm. "Nylons" is a nice girl-girl scene with Tiffany and Lorena Sanchez. It's too brief, but they look great in their stockings, the 69 is good, and their final kiss is hot. "The Baby Doll" has Roxy DeVille and Riley Shy in short little nightgowns, playing briefly with one another before moving on to service Christian — there's a nice tag-team blowjob, and the penetrative sex is hot, too, though it doesn't last long enough. Overall, this would be a fairly average movie, but the attention given to costuming lifts it above the typical, and the prettiness factor of nice lingerie shouldn't be dismissed. (2007, 90 min)

Cast: Tiffany Taylor, Tommy Gunn, Marcos Leon, Avy Lee Roth, Marco Banderas, Lorena Sanchez, Roxy DeVille, Riley Shy, Christian

item TV-VIV-1525-DVD, dvd format: $27.95 [Order]
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Bumpin' Betty Glass Dildo
If you've admired the Hammer of Insatiability but thought it's just a tad bit too big for what you had in mind, this might just be the toy for you. The Bumpin' Betty Glass Dildo is little sister to the Hammer, measuring a modest (well, only in comparison to the Hammer, that is) 2-3/8" wide at the bulbous head and a smidge over 1-5/8" wide along the shaft. She makes up for her comparative slenderness by measuring a whoppin' 11-3/4" long (9-3/4" insertable). We call her bumpin' because of her lovely blue bumps, which at only 7/16" wide each stand out a bit more than her big brother's do, making for more intense bumprific sensations. Whatta gal!

item TT-GLW-2245: $99.95 [Order]
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Egg Weight Vaginal Exercisers
If some of the other PC exercisers out there are way too heavy for you to start with, the Egg Weight Vaginal Exercisers may be just the thing to get your Kegel exercise regime started! Designed to help you gradually strengthen your pelvic floor muscles over time (the included instructions say it'll take about 1-2 months), these color-coded weights work progressively: start with inserting the lightest weight and trying to hold it in for 15 minutes. If that's too easy, go on to the next weight in the set (or, you know, try holding it while climbing stairs). The weight of the eggs are 25g, 40g, 55g, 70g, 85g, and 95g and they come with detailed instructions. We will say that we thought that even the heaviest of these weights is still very light, so we only recommend these for folks who have very weak pelvic floor muscles and are in need of of a gentle exercise regime to help them regain strength and/ or bladder control.

item TT-SXX-2243: $48.95 [Order]
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Nitrile Black Dragon Gloves
Now you can have the powder-free, latex-free luxury of Nitrile in a color other than purple! Not only are these Nitrile Black Dragon Gloves a sultry shade of black, but they are also available in a size Extra-large (a godsend for those of us with hands too large for the Purple Nitrile Gloves), as well as all the usual sizes. Nitrile is a synthetic alternative to latex, with many advantages, including being stronger, thinner (which means more sensation!), and compatible with oil-based lubricants. It contains no natural rubber proteins to distress those allergic to latex. The fingertips have a very subtle texture to them that helps with grip without being rough on sensitive parts.

We've found nothing better in a latex substitute.

We carry these in four sizes: Small, Medium, Large and Extra-large. They come in boxes of 100 (all one size). One size definitely does not fit all, so please keep that in mind. Since Nitrile is less stretchy than latex, if you usually wear your latex pretty snug we suggest that you order these Nitrile Gloves one size larger than you normally would.

item TS-GLG-1086-S, small: $19.95 [Order]
item TS-GLG-1086-M, medium: $19.95 [Order]
item TS-GLG-1086-L, large: $19.95 [Order]
item TS-GLG-1086-XL, extra-large: $19.95 [Order]
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[RECOMMENDED!]

The Smart Girl's Guide to the G-Spot
Blue, Violet
Cleis Press
Finally, a straightforward, witty book about finding and enjoying your G-spot! The Smart Girl's Guide to the G-spot was inspired by author Violet Blue's frustration with the lack of clear information on this hot topic; she's right, pretty much every other guide out there wants you to call it your "goddess spot" and couches descriptions and information in flowery spiritual language. That's great, but it's not going to speak to the vast majority of women out there. Blue's guide has nothing but clear, easy-to-understand, approachable information about the G-spot. From where it is, to how it was named, from different ways to stimulate it to different sex acts to use with it, she covers everything you need to know about your G-spot. And there are four steamy G-spot-centric tales by Alison Tyler to help get you in the mood to go for the G! Our new favorite guide to the hottest spot in town. (2007, 144 pp.)

item TB-CLS-1395: $14.95 [Order]
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Le Petit Ami Titanium Vibrator
Say hello to my little friend! If you've admired the Le Lynx or the Panthere, but don't want to spend the money on the former and think the super-hard vibeing action of the latter may be too much for you, well, we just might have the answer! Le Petit Ami is a new, smaller, smoother design made out of gorgeous, titanium, with a gentle undulation along its 5-3/4" x 1" shaft. You turn it on by twisting gently. It's one-speed, a gentle-yet-firm medium-speed motor that will please those of you who find the Panthere's near-Hitachi strength too intense. And, if the "short" end of this vibe (where the motor lives) is still too strong, try turning it around and using the other, slightly less intense, side.

Le Petit Ami is waterproof and comes in a special lockable case that is lined with plush black velvet on the inside. It runs on two CR123A Lithium batteries (which we do not yet sell, but are told that they aren't super expensive and one set comes with the toy), and the long-lasting vibrations make the special batteries worth it. Neat, petite and the perfect treat for your special sweetie.

Note: If you have trouble finding replacement batteries, try your local camera store or the photography department; CR123A Lithium batteries are a very common camera battery.

item TT-ELP-2248-TTN, titanium: $275.95 [Order]
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Tulip Silicone Butt-Plug
Here's a spiffy new butt-plug that stays in via both its longer-than-usual neck and the wide bottom of the plug part. The Tulip Silicone Butt-Plug's long neck means that you'll have something to grip onto... once you've made it past the wide flare of the bottom of the "tulip" part, that is. It's a gradual progression to that flared bit, but be warned that, if the start of this plug was at all challenging for you, you're really going to feel that last little swell before everything cinches down to the long, relatively narrow, neck part. The base of this toy is a comfy "apple-core" shape, which means it nestles oh-so-snuggly between your cheeks once it's inserted the entire way. Comes in two sizes: Small, 3-3/4 insertable x 1-3/4" wide with a neck that's just over 1/2" (Purple Haze only) and Large, 4-1/2" insertable x 1-15/16" at the widest point with a neck that's just over 3/4" (Black only).

item TT-TNT-2226-SM, small: $31.95 [Order]
item TT-TNT-2226-LG, large: $37.95 [Order]
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[RECOMMENDED!]

Ace 2 Silicone Butt-Plug
If you admired the stay-put design of the Ace Silicone Butt-Plug but feel it's just a bit too small for your tastes, we now have a bigger size of this extremely popular plug! With a 1-5/8" wide bulb, 1" wide neck and 3-3/4" insertable length, the Ace 2 Silicone Butt-Plug actually falls in size between the Tristan and the Tristan 2, filling a niche in the graduated sizes of these similar, well-designed, plugs (though it's still something of a big jump in size from the Ace 2 to the Tristan 2, this does help bridge the gap). And the Ace 2 has a very long neck (approximately 2" of the insertable length is neck) and a comfy, apple-core shaped base, which means it really stays put almost no matter what. Black only.

item TT-TNT-2246-BK, black: $33.95 [Order]
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Afrodite Superstar
Femme Chocolat
Adam & Eve/Femme Productions
Afrodite Superstar is the first feature from "Femme Chocolat," a new division of feminist porn company Femme Productions dedicated to increasing ethnic diversity in porn. It's a welcome change to see so many performers who aren't white, blonde, and surgically-enhanced, but a laudable mission statement doesn't guarantee good moviemaking. Fortunately, this film stars the wonderful Simone Valentino, who combines great sexiness with great comic timing. She even has a good script to work with, playing Afrodite, a self-described "BAP" — Black American Princess — from Beverly Hills. One night while she's out at a karaoke bar with her best friend Isis, Afrodite is discovered by a hip-hop starmaker CEO. Afrodite doesn't actually have any talent, or any desire to be a musician, but she goes along for the ride while Isis provides music for her to lip-sync over. Eventually, of course, Afrodite has to decide whether she wants to live a lie, pretending to be a badass from Compton in a culture where women are routinely called bitches and hos, or if she wants to be true to herself and find her own path. The film is a gentle satire of gangsta rap culture, and ultimately a rather sweet love story. Some of the jokes are hilarious — Afrodite's gangsta alter-ego claims to have been born in prison! — though others are less inspired (she suffers a "wardrobe malfunction" during a live performance and has to apologize to her fans). The numerous fake music videos are a treat, too. The filmmakers occasionally hits you over the head with the feminist subtext (one character likes to quote Gloria Steinem and bell hooks, complete with attribution!), but their intentions are good. This is a porn movie, of course, and there are sex scenes, but there are long stretches of movie with no naked booty on screen at all, and less than half the movie features people fucking onscreen. Still, it's a sexy, funny, and best of all different film, well worth a look. (2007, 70 min.)

Cast: Simone Valentino, India, Mr. Marcus, Sativa Verte, Revay, Jay Junker, Justin Long, Liliana Velasquez

item TV-FEM-1529-DVD, dvd format: $25.95 [Order]
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Nexus Silicone Double Dildo
One of the better double dildos we've seen, the 100% silicone Nexus is made to be worn with a harness. It has one side that curves upward, so it stays more securely inside the woman wearing it (and gives her G-spot stimulation), and the wearer's side has a little ridge to provide clit sensation. The original, or Nexus Sr. has a wearer's side measuring 4-7/8" long and 1-5/16" wide and a recipient's side that measures 6" long and 1-1/2" wide. The Nexus Sr. is available in Purple Marble only.

And, if by chance that's too big for you, by popular demand, there is now a smaller version, the Nexus Jr.. It has the same excellent design features that makes the Nexus Sr. such a good double dildo. But the Nexus Jr. is narrower than the Nexus Sr., and the recipient's side (the straight end) is shorter, which makes it good for folks who prefer a smaller dildo. Anal sex fans should take special note — couples who want to use a double dildo for buttfucking but find the the regular Nexus Sr. too bulky may be very pleased indeed with the Nexus Jr.. The curved end (the wearer's side) is 4-5/8" long; the straight end (the recipient's side) is 5-1/8" long from base to tip. Both ends are 1-1/4" in diameter for most of the length; the straight end is 1-3/16" at the widest point near the base. Nexus Jr. is available in Electric Blue only.

Please read the Double Ended dildo section of our Harness Buying Guide for advice on harnesses to go with this dildo.

item TT-VXN-1185-JNR, jr. (electric blue): $74.95 [Order]
item TT-VXN-1185-SNR, sr. (purple marble): $79.95 [Order]
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Electrosex Cone Butt-Plug
For those of you who miss the heavy (and we do mean heavy) weight of solid stainless steel e-stim toys in your ass, we're bringing on the Electrosex Cone Butt-Plug. Traditionally butt-plug shaped, more or less, this puppy is only 1-3/8" wide at the widest point (with a 5/8" wide neck) and rather long at 5" insertable (4" of that is the plug itself). The plug and cord together weigh just under 1-1/4 pounds, so this is something that you're going to notice, even before you turn on the juice. Be sure to insert it past the black ring in order to allow the electricity to flow.

Please Note: To use Electrosex attachments you must have a power source. They will work with the Digital Electrosex Power Box, or, if you use a MyStim Power Adaptor Converter Plug with a MyStim Digital Power Box. Speaking of attachments, the Digital Electrosex Power Box, MyStim Power Adaptor Converter Plug, and the MyStim Digital Power Box are sold separately from this attachment. We repeat, the power source is not included.

item TT-RIM-2251: $162.95 [Order]
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American Bi
Pulse Pictures
American Bi is a blowjob video with a twist: each scene features a man getting oral attention from a guy and a girl. That's probably all you need to know to decide whether or not you want to see this — if you're a bi (or bi-curious) man or a woman who likes seeing guys get it on, and you enjoy seeing people on their knees sucking cock and taking cumshots, there are five scenes of joy ahead of you. The two most beautiful performers here — Tory Lane and Park Wiley — serve as hosts, setting up each scene in brief (and somewhat pointless) interludes. The first scene has gorgeous brunette Shy Love convincing her boyfriend Scott Wilde and his friend Mark Slade to kiss for her enjoyment, and before long Scott joins Shy in servicing Mark — there's some tit-fucking in this scene, too, and they both come on Shy's breasts. Scene two has Isabel Ice and Jean Val Jean seducing their gardener Riley Morgan, and ends with Riley and Isabel taking a cumshot. Scene three is a highlight, with the amazingly hot Tory Lane working out in skimpy shorts and a barely-there t-shirt before she taunts and teases her boyfriend Jason Crew and his tattooed trainer Josh Carter into a three-way. The results are what you'd expect, but all the people involved are exceptionally beautiful. Next, Mark Slade and Park Wiley (who has cornfed fratboy good looks) are working out in a boxing ring when Venus climbs into the ring and strips — it's the most playful scene, and everyone involved has a good time. The last scene has Roxy Jezel and Adam Gabriel sucking Jean Val Jean, and by this point the movie has dispensed with any pretense of plot.

It's not a sophisticated movie. The formula is, well, incredibly formulaic. But if you're hungry for some bisexual cocksucking, you won't mind the fact that all five scenes are minor variations on the same theme. And you'll also be pleased to hear that this one is subtitled "Volume 1," so there may be more installments to come. (2006, 100 min.)

Cast: Shy Love, Mark Slade, Scott Wilde, Tory Lane, Jason Crew, Josh Carter, Isabel Ice, Riley Morgan, Venus, Park Wiley, Roxy Jezel, Adam Gabriel, Jean Val Jean.

item TV-PUL-1533-DVD, dvd format: $32.95 [Order]
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Stare: Photographs
Ridgers, Derek
Goliath Books
Photographer Derek Ridgers hangs out in stylish nightclubs, waiting for suitable subjects to flaunt themselves in front of his camera. According to the introduction, he does not direct but allows these sexy, fashionable women to express themselves as they see fit; this makes the range and depth of sexy on these pages even more astonishing. From schoolgirl outfits to out-and-out fetish gear, the getups these foxy women are wearing make it clear that we haven't been going to the right nightclubs. All black-and-white photography. (2006, 160 pp.)

item TB-GOL-1401: $39.95 [Order]
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Rabbit Habit Elastomer Vibrator
Here's everybody's favorite bunny in a new, 100% phthalate-free elastomer! Essentially a Rabbit Pearl, but with the wired battery pack replaced with a battery compartment at the bottom of the toy. Made in Japan, the toy part of the Rabbit Habit Elastomer Vibrator has essentially the same look as other bunny vibes, but in a much more attractive, sparkly lavender color. As with other rabbit vibes, the ears and nose vibrate to stimulate the clit, and the 6-3/4" long main shaft (4" of which are insertable) contains pearly beads and a mechanism that makes the whole shaft grind around in a sort of "stirring" motion while the beads jumble around providing even more sensation (the pearls area is the widest part of the shaft at 1-1/2"). The two parts of the toy are controlled by separate sliders on the base, each of which has a good range of strength. Unfortunately, the shaft does lose some (but not a tremendous amount of) strength when you crank up the rabbit vibrator. Made in Japan. Takes three AA batteries (not included, but we do sell them).

Please note, the rabbit vibrator prong is meant for external vibration only. Please do not insert it, as you may damage the toy and such use is not covered under the warranty.

This toy has a higher range of vibrations for the rabbit part, but provides somewhat less movement in the shaft/pearl part. The soft rubbery material with which it is covered has very little scent.

item TT-VBX-2260: $60.95 [Order]
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[RECOMMENDED!]

Gigi Rechargeable Silicone Vibrator
Meet the toy buyer's new favorite vibrator, the Gigi! This high-end, rechargeable vibe is simply elegant in shape and exquisite in use. The slender, deep rose silicone shaft makes it easy to insert, and the unique, wedge-shaped head nestles perfectly up against the G-spot. Once it's charged up (charging takes about two hours) and ready to go, this sweet little thing runs for at least an hour and a half. The best feature, in our opinion, are the five different "pre-programmed pleasure modes" which range from a steady vibration to a nice throbbing sensation in a variety of speeds. It almost feels like a good steady shagging, that rhythmic pulse against the G-spot. The intensity of said vibrations is easily varied by the controls in the base, and the motor is nearly silent, especially once inserted. Approximately 6-1/2" long (3-1/2" insertable) and 1-1/2" at the widest point. Comes in a lovely gift box, with a charger, manual and satin pouch. The most elegant G-spot stimulation we've ever experienced!

item TT-LAB-2259-PR, deep rose: $99.95 [Order]
item TT-LAB-2259-PK, petal pink: $99.95 [Order]
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Nea Rechargeable Vibrator
This high-end rechargeable vibrator is made by a Swedish bikini team, oops, we mean Swedish design team. They don't even call the Nea a vibrator, they call it a "pleasure object". This tiny little piece of vibrating art is just under 3" long and just under 1-7/16" wide at the widest point (just under 1" at the tip), with a gentle bend in it that makes it perfect for nestling up against a pretty pretty pussy (though it can easily be used against boy parts as well). We have to say, though, that the slightly pointed tip seems to be just the thing when reaching down for some direct clitoral stimulation. It fits neatly in the hand (palm or held in the fingertips), and the delicate floral motif makes this as pretty as it is satisfying. After a 2-hour charge, the manufacturer claims that this will run for 7 hours straight, or will hold a "stand-by" charge for up to 90 days (we were impatient and couldn't wait that long to try it, however). Comes in a gift box, with a charger and manual.

item TT-LAB-2012-BK, black: $79.95 [Order]
item TT-LAB-2012-WH, white: $79.95 [Order]
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Coming Home
Early to Bed
Coming Home is indie lesbian porn featuring real gay performers, and the difference between this — the real thing — and fake lesbian mainstream porn is palpable. There are four scenes, each featuring a different couple making love at home, and the performers here are experienced, vigorous, enthusiastic, and fun-loving. They also display a refreshingly wide range of body types. Sure, there's one scene with young, slender, tattooed hipster types — Anja and Eva — who could probably make the jump to mainstream alt-porn if they wanted, but they're the exception (albeit a yummy exception, who engage in some very fine strap-on fucking with some light bondage accessories). The first scene has a couple of dykes the likes of which you'll never see in mainstream lesbian titles, and Kathleen and Everett fuck with tremendous enthusiasm and hunger. Deborah and Shannon are older women — not elderly, certainly, but approaching middle-aged, which is pretty much elderly in porn terms — who have a tender romantic moment that turns into a romp all over the room, with the assistance of some toys. The best scene of the bunch is the weirdest, a Tinkerbell/Peter Pan roleplaying scene, with a gorgeous black femme covered in body glitter and wearing a beautiful pair of wings, alongside a boyish, pixieish Pan. They're having an absolutely wonderful time, and there are a lot of nice whimsical touches — like a spanking with a magic wand! — along with some serious fucking, including a strap-on and some great anal play.

It's a low-fi production overall, to be sure — the sets are nothing special, the costuming (apart from the divine Tinkerbell and Peter Pan scene) is minimal, and the lighting and sound are only adequate, but the minimalist feel only adds to the sense of verisimilitude.

Cast: Angelene, Chance, Everett, Kathleen, Deborah, Sharon, Anja, Eva

item TV-E2B-1440-DVD, dvd format: $29.95 [Order]
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Adjustable Spreader Bar
We are pleased to finally offer an Adjustable Spreader Bar for all of your kinky, spreading, needs. Spreader bars are relatively simple in design: attach your partner's cuffed (or cunningly roped, if you're good at that sort of thing) ankles to either end of the bar to force him or her to hold their legs open while you have your way with them. Our spreader bar is not only made out of sturdy black metal with strong silver eyebolts on either end, but is also adjustable from 24" to 36" by moving the silver pegs along the preset holes (drilled 2" apart). Deliciously, fiendishly hot scenes await with the help of this simple little device!

item TT-KLB-2252-BK, black with silver hardware: $67.95 [Order]
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[RECOMMENDED!]

Share Classic Silicone Double Dildo
The Share Classic Silicone Double Dildo is the latest in double dildo technology. We think it's an improvement over previous designs, thanks to the cunning angle of the wearer's side, bulb-shaped dildo. Much like the Feeldoe, the bulb narrows towards the bottom, making it easier to use without a harness by squeezing down on it with your PC muscles (sometimes known as your kegel muscle), but the bulb itself is bigger and angled in such a way as to provide awesome G-spot stimulation as you thrust away. The connection between the wearer's bulb and the receiver's dildo is also well-designed, with a scooped-out area that neatly cups a woman's parts (ending in a sweet little ridge that rubs right on the clitoris, at least it did on this reviewer), with less extra material pulling the whole thing down. The receiver's dildo has a perky, smooth shaft that narrows down until it reaches a semi-realistic cock-head. Our only small complaint stems from the way the toy is made — there's a tiny seam that runs the entire length of the toy from where the mold joins together (which is how they can make it in such a cool shape in the first place); it's not something that we think impacts the function of the toy at all, but we thought you should know that you can feel it with your fingertips (though we couldn't feel it in any body parts, we suppose your bits may be more sensitive than ours). The wearer's side is 1-3/4" at the widest point, approximately 4" long; the receiver's side is about 1-3/4" at the widest point, approximately 6" insertable. We love, love, love this new design, and are pleased as can be to share our new way to get off while strapping it on.

item TT-FUF-2255-BK, black: $99.95 [Order]
item TT-FUF-2255-PR, violet: $99.95 [Order]
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Pfun Stainless Steel Butt-Plug
Great for hands-off play and silky smooth to the touch, the regally designed Pfun Stainless Steel Butt-Plug is great for those looking for a good intermediate plug. Nestled in a black jewel case delicately lined with luxe satin plum fabric, this anal toy is designed specifically for prostate stimulation. Still, its sensual, curvy body is quite girl-friendly — our female testers especially loved its solid weightiness (it weighs in at .68 lbs). The tapered neck means it stays inside you for the full ride, and its gentle curve follows your body's natural form. The flared oval shaped base makes it easy to grip, either for gentle thrusting or slip-free removal. With a 3-1/2" insertable length, its 1-1/4" head mimics the shape of the head of a cock, and its second smaller "bloup" gives extra stimulation. (The widest point of these plugs is measured at the head, but please note that this head is not circular but more of a strawberry shaped bulb.) Non-porous, the Pfun plug plays well with any lubricant you choose. Hypoallergenic, easy to clean and built to last, this can also be used alongside clit play and female penetration. Truly a luxury!

item TT-NJY-2253: $89.95 [Order]
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Big Fish Stainless Steel Butt-Plug
For those of you who scoff at the wee metal weightiness of our Fishhook Plugs, we have the next generation and we have to say he's quite a catch! The Big Fish Stainless Sttel Butt-Plug is an impressive 1.28 lbs of medical grade stainless steel. The head of this big boy is gently pointed for easy entry, with four thumb-sized impressions all around for extra stimulation (if you need it). The neck has Njoy's cool tapering design, which means it gets smaller towards the base, making it easier to hold in as your sphincter naturally grips down on the narrowest part of the plug (it also allows the plug to slide in and out a bit as these muscles naturally tenses and relax). The angle makes this a great plug for prostate play — it's big enough that you can hardly miss it! The oval handle/ base is easy to hold onto and makes a great place to attach a leash, vibrating nipple clamps, a tail or whatever else your devious little mind can come up with. All this and he's shiny, too! A great plug for the more advanced tushie.

1-7/8" at the widest point, 3-1/2" insertable (including neck). The widest point of these plugs is measured at the head, but please note that this head is not circular but more of a strawberry shaped bulb. All toys come in an absolutely stunning black storage box lined magenta silk.

(Note: Njoy calls this the "Pure Plug 2.0," but we like our name better.)

item TT-NJY-2254: $113.95 [Order]
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He's On Top: Erotic Stories of Male Dominance and Female Submission
Bussel, Rachel Kramer (editor)
Cleis Press
How much hotter is the humiliation when you know she wants it? Celebrating the romance of BDSM from the male top's perspective, the mindfuckery in He's on Top makes perfect fare for kinky newbies, couples and longtime play partners. Penned with mutually empowered perspectives in mind, each tale reminds us that power-play can indeed be safe, sane and consensual, reliant on more than props and rote scenarios. Andrea Dale's "On the Twelfth Day" counts down the days to Christmas with progressively kinkier pain-inducing tasks and toys, while the couple in Shanna Germain's "The Sun is an Ordinary Star" morph a woman's cancer recovery into a brilliant way to transcend pain in ways that can be controlled. The psychological twists, rape fantasy and sexplay in Gwen Masters' "Confession" reinvigorate a couple's previously vanilla relationship. All of the power exchanges in this anthology put less emphasis on the brute, more on the force. A bittersweet collection for those who love the kinkier side of sex. (2007, 177 pp)

item TB-CLS-1406: $14.95 [Order]
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Stacked Decks: The Art and History of Erotic Playing Cards
Rotenberg Collection
Quirk Books
Spotlighting coquettish art nudes featured on erotic playing cards, Mark Lee Rotenberg's Stacked Decks stimulates both your nethers and the naughtier side of your intellect. Gaggles of babes from around the world, dating from circa 1835 to the mid 1970s, traipse through this diverse gathering from Rotenberg's personal collection. Pin-ups, of course, predominate: Bettie Page-esque mini-cover models promise light bondage, sapphic satisfaction, perky pasties, naturally buxom beauty, and come-hither glances. The atmospheres depicted on these cards range from raw photography (a predecessor to today's indy aesthetic, perhaps) to exceedingly elaborate artwork. A pleasant, albeit brief, cherry on top: Rotenberg cohesively details the history of art nude through the medium of card decks. This reviewer's favorites include: a suggestive and somewhat endearing Strip Tease deck, black-and-white cat-fight/power-play photos, and the lush, smolderingly Renaissance-esque beauty of the Le Florentin deck. Of notable significance, too, are naughty comics (Archie gone vaudevillian), classic French nudes, Esquire Magazine decks, East African and Asian fetish samplings and the obligatory guns, guns, guns. Did we mention the wolf-masks and stuffed koalas? Overall, a great deal of naughty fun is to be had in these Stacked Decks. (2007, 192 pp)

item TB-QUB-1403: $24.95 [Order]
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BigBoi Silicone Dildo
The firm-core-squishy-exterior realism of the Vixskin dildos just got bigger, longer and cockier! With a huge ridged head, sizable testicles, and a look and feel as smooth as skin, our Bigboi Silicone Dildo is as veined and erect as any real-life willy. At its widest point, this big boy clocks in at 2" with an 8-1/2" insertable length. Bigboi's ultra-realistic feel and hang makes for hotter gender-switch play, whatever your persuasion. With a little patience and, (with a cock this size, let's face it) probably lot of lube), you and/or your partner can use its 1.28 lbs. for an exceptional feeling of fullness. Strap it on (be sure to select a harness that can accommodate a dildo this wide), or use its handy ballsy base to fuck by hand. On any even, horizontal surface, Bigboi stays put surprisingly well, despite its not having a suction-cup base. In this case, size really does matter — in fact, we encourage you to make sure your eyes aren't bigger than your orifice before you order this puppy.

Available in three shades: a peachy Vanilla, a medium Butterscotch, or a dark Chocolate.

item TT-VXN-2228-VN, vanilla: $105.95 [Order]
item TT-VXN-2228-BS, butterscotch: $105.95 [Order]
item TT-VXN-2228-CH, chocolate: $105.95 [Order]
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Jesse Jane: All-American Girl
Digital Playground
Jesse Jane: All American Girl stars the popular blonde bikini-model-turned-porn-starlet in six out of ten (ten!) scenes that range from cheesecake solo stuff to all-girl frolics to enthusiastic boy-girl banging. Jesse excels in most of her scenes, especially her very energetic blowjob in the first scene. Her supporting cast — mostly sexy brunettes — hold their own as well. There's no vocal track in the film, which is a shame, since the sounds of sex tend to intensify the viewing experience. There's just music of various sorts, from the appropriate (marching band music while Jesse does a bouncy striptease in a cheerleader uniform) to the ear-gouging (some overproduced pop crap during a three-way scene). There's a certain lightness and silliness to the film that can be charming at times, as in the opening scene when schoolgirl Jesse plays paddle ball, pouting when the rubber band breaks — fortunately, Jerry is there to console her by spanking her ass with the paddle. There's a solo scene where cute brunette Celeste Star pours herself a bowl of cereal — doing her best to look seductive while doing this very banal task — and later splashes milk onto her delicate parts. The scene where Jesse slips a condom onto a piece of candy she's using to fuck Karlie Montana is, though practical, also a bit giggle-inducing, as is the scene where Scott Nails jerks off onto an apple pie... It's nice to see a porn film that doesn't take itself too seriously, and Jesse isn't afraid to enjoy herself. It's a fun, light movie with some quite sexy scenes, and if the soundtrack is annoying at times, well, that's what mute buttons are for. (2006, 85 min.)

Cast: Jesse Jane, Jerry, Karlie Montana, Celeste Star, Nadia, Scott Nails, Carli Banks, Valerie Vasquez, Joey

item TV-DPG-1430-DVD, dvd format: $25.95 [Order]
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Best Lesbian Bondage Erotica: Stories of Erotic Restraint
Taormino, Tristan (Editor)
Renowned author, editor, sex educator and all-around Pucker-Up goddess Tristan Taormino's' Best Lesbian Bondage Erotica: Stories of Erotic Restraint re-ignites a flame for longtime bondage aficionados, and lights a spark for those who are somewhat new to sexplay with any type of an edge. Stories travel from bisexual-cum-lesbian-tinged magical surrealism (involving full-fledged restraints) to girl-next-door seduction scenes (with fisting, gender and power-play, and handcuffs, for starters). At its core, these rope-wielding, spank-happy women bring to mind "your first time:" when you'd asked your lover to tug at your choker (before you knew you could buy assorted shiny, new collars), or when, impassioned, you slapped a pussy or behind (as a precursor to later, more elaborate toys that also go "whap!"). The leather bar dykes and leash virgins, muscled butches and play-party regulars populating these pages are a sensual lot: whether centered on topping or bottoming, the gist of the stories has more to do with its characters feeling entitled to all their so-called pervy desires than anything else. Best Lesbian Bondage Erotica's imaginative tales include trans-men, straight-girl seduction fantasies, a lusciously callous femme-domme, and exploratory girl-types who dare to enjoy the narcotic bliss of submission, the empowered high of domination, and all of the glorious grooming, preening, biting, scratching, pinching and binding in between. (2007, 202 pp.)

item TB-CLS-1409: $14.95 [Order]
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Icy Warm Menthol Lubricant
If you think you've tried it all, how about a tingly sensation to titillate your sensitive bits? Icy Warm Menthol Lube is a water-based lube with menthol in it, which creates a cooling sensation on the skin. Blow on it for an almost icy feel that's less potentially damaging than using an ice cube. Icy Warm can be used as a regular water-based gel lube for sex, too (it's even safe to use with condoms!), and since the sensations increase with your body heat, the friction is sure to make things nice and tingly indeed! We have heard that it turns to a warming sensation after a while, but our testers did not notice it doing so (but we wanted to give you a heads up in case it did warm up on you). A fun, useful lube that gives you the good kind of shivers.

Ingredients:Water-purified, glycerine, propylene glycol, hydroxy ethyl cellulose, polyquaterniums 7,10,15 & 32, menthol, total hydroxybenzoates (preservatives), phenoxy-ethanol, tri-ethanol amine, citric acid, EDTA.

item TS-FOU-1090-100, 100 ml (3.38 fl oz): $19.95 [Order]
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Taboo: Pain
Taboo: Pain won't satisfy serious bondage aficionados, but for those who like their fucking dressed up with a few kinky grace notes, it's a fun and satisfying flick. It begins promisingly, with blonde beauty Kayla Synz standing in a cage, her breasts in rope bondage, a ball gag in her mouth. But not long after her partner, Marco Banderas, enters the silly-looking dungeon, all the bondage stuff disappears, and the result is a rather straightforward fucking session with no real bondage or domination component. That's the pattern for most of the film. In the second scene, Rachel Roxx is kneeling on a platform, her arms outstretched and chained, with a rope running down her back to a silver anal hook, a bit of hardcore bondage gear that's becoming trendy in porn lately. Once again, after a little bit of taunting by her "dom," all the gear comes off and straight sex ensues. Lovely Latina Daisy Marie begins facedown, shackled with her wrists between her ankles, until her master—who's wearing a serial-killer-creepy leather apron—gives her physical liberty and fucks her silly. The fourth scene is barely BDSM at all, with a business-casual guy in a generic office setting sexually harassing Heidi Mayne. The last scene is the most hardcore, and actually has a somewhat genuine vibe, with Staci Thorn wearing a placard that reads "whore" and serving as a human ashtray (don't worry, no cigarette burns—she just wears a gag with an ashtray attached to it). She's the only one who actually gets fucked while in any semblance of bondage, one of her two masters screwing her while the other sits around smoking a cigarette, ashing into the ashtray attached to her gag, and looking jaded for a while. Then the gag comes off, and it's a nice three-way with some vigorous double penetration. This is BDSM-lite, but it's good for what it is, with attractive performers and some nice costuming. You'll probably enjoy it as long as you don't take the hardcore PAIN nonsense on the box cover seriously. (2007, 120 min.)

Cast: Kayla Synz, Rachel Roxxx, Heidi Mayne, Daisy Marie, Staci Thorn, Harley, Alec Knight, Barry Scott, Jack Lawrence, Alex Sanders, Marco Banderas

item TV-HUS-1543-DVD, dvd format: $27.95 [Order]
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[Blowfish Connection!]

Crash Pad Series, Volume 1
Shine Louise Houston
Pink and White/Blowfish Video
In The Crash Pad Series, Volume 1, leading indie feminist porn director Shine Louise Houston returns to the world of her astonishing debut film The Crash Pad for a series of self-contained vignettes that recreate all the power, passion, and hotness of the original. The premise remains the same: some lucky women are given keys to a very special apartment, and once inside, they let their inhibitions go. There are some familiar faces from the original Crash Pad — notably Shawn, Jiz Lee, and Dylan Ryan — along with a wealth of new hot uninhibited talent, including beauties like Princess Donna and Trouble Royale.

Sexy femmes, buff butches, cute bois, and assorted sexy transfolk unleash their passions behind closed doors — but you've got the key to come inside and watch. In these five scenes, you'll see strap-on fucking and sucking, hard pounding, deep kissing, and pretty much anything else two women with a well-supplied toy chest and a lot of energy can do to one another. It's the hottest dyke flick we've seen since the original Crash Pad, and the winner of the 2008 Feminist Porn Award for Hottest Dyke Film. Extras include trailers and outtakes for all the scenes. This is real queer fucking of the highest quality, and we can't recommend it enough.

If you still want more — and why wouldn't you? — you can visit The Crash Pad Series website, home to the ongoing adventures of the denizens of the Crash Pad. It's the happiest place on earth!

Winner of the 2008 Feminist Porn Award for Hottest Dyke Film!

You can view the trailer here. (QuickTime 7 required.) (2007, 75 min.)

Cast: Shawn, Jiz Lee, Princess Donna, Jake, Stacy Staxxx, Skye, Trouble Royale, Johnny, Dylan Ryan, Trucker Cash

item TV-BVI-1542-DVD, dvd format: $29.95 [Order]
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Iris Rechargeable Silicone Vibrator
Can we say, "Wow!" (or "Whoa!")? The Iris Rechargeable Vibrator may look like a delicate flower but she gives vibrations that are strong as hell. Don't let her pastel colors and rose petals fool you; this girl packs power and keeps quiet, too. This splash-proof vibrator is quiet when you use her tapered head to fire up your clitoris to when she's inside you. Ergonomically designed to greet your G-spot and for maximum insertion. The reviewer claimed that her hands were still tingling even after she turned Iris off. Her five stimulation modes give a variety for any occasion and you will never get bored. She also has two individually powered pleasure points (crown and base) that can be activated by the arrow buttons. The (+) and (-) buttons control the intensity of the vibrations. At the highest level of vibration, she gives the sensation that something is swimming inside; it's amazing! The rose petal-like layers are a nice change from the usual ripples that most vibrators have. The interface dial turns red to indicate a low battery so you won't be stuck hanging high and wet next time you need her. She is made of silicone and weighs about 7.3 ounces. Her widest insertable point is 1-3/8 inches in diameter and she is 5-1/8 inches insertable.

item TT-LAB-2283-PR, deep rose: $122.95 [Order]
item TT-LAB-2283-PK, petal pink: $122.95 [Order]
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Red Sweetheart Glass Dildo
You don't have to wait for Valentine's Day to give yourself (or your lover) this treat. The Red Sweetheart Glass Dildo is simple-looking but gives great stimulation. This straight, clear glass dildo has a cute little head with a mushroom tip that allows for smooth penetration. But what makes this baby special are the raised red hearts scattered along the sides. A lovely alternative to the dots and swirls, these hearts tickle your insides when you slip it in and out. This sweetheart can be warmed up in hot water or simply with body heat. It is perfect to share your bed with or to show that special someone that you care. The base is not too wide so we exercise caution when using it anally. Approximately 6-3/4 inches insertable length with a 1 inch diameter at the shaft and 1-1/4 inch diameter at the widest insertable point on the head. Comes in a velvet drawstring pouch.

item TT-GLW-2286: $25.95 [Order]
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Elise Rechargeable Silicone Vibrator
As the big sister of the Liv Rechargeable Silicone Vibrator, the Elise Rechargeable Silicone Vibrator gives as much power in addition to a feeling of fullness with her longer and thicker physique. This baby's smooth silicone surface and quiet motor contrast exquisitely with the heavy vibrations it produces. We love how her conical tip provides very direct clitoral action, especially since the vibrations are strongest at the tip. Ergonomically designed with an upward curve located toward the end of the insertable length makes G-spotting easy. The (+) and (-) buttons help you reach your desired intensity of vibrations. You can also access the different modes with the arrow buttons. The modes range from steady pulsations to quick pulsations. Her silence is a bonus for those who don't get enough privacy at home (or work or on the bus, be creative!). As for men, don't be shy; pressing the tip against the perineum (between the balls and asshole) will rock your world. Approximately 5-1/8 inches insertable and1-1/2 inch diameter at the widest point. She weighs 7.3 ounces.

item TT-LAB-2282-PR, plum: $154.95 [Order]
item TT-LAB-2282-BK, black satin: $154.95 [Order]
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[RECOMMENDED!]

Intimate Moments: Intimate Orgasms
Abby Winters
Intimate Moments: Intimate Orgasms features seven scenes of girls getting off, either alone or with a friend. These "happy, healthy, natural" amateur Australian girls were left alone with a camera — and no director or cameramen — and given no direction, except to masturbate to orgasm however they normally would. The results are charming, sweet, intimate, and often remarkably hot. There's a little bit of vamping for the camera, of course — the first girl, cute blonde Sue Anne, fingers herself while sitting on a kitchen chair, sucks her fingers afterward, and leans over the table to show off her ass — but for the most part the scenes are very natural. Judging by the noticeably flushed red cheeks, the orgasms are genuine, too. The second scene is the closest to a girl-girl, as dreadlocked Jilly and glasses-wearing Gabrielle have a little small talk about bra shopping before making out, cuddling, snuggling, and mutually masturbating. Belinda F. is up next, a brunette with pixie-short hair and lacy panties, who very seriously fingers herself while laying on a couch. Halfway through she stops, cracks her knuckles and stretches her wrists, and then gets back down to business. It's a charming moment, and her intensity is hot. Hayley and Emma R. are next, and their scene is serviceable but nothing special. They don't chat or even interact at all, just concentrate on rubbing themselves, and though they're side-by-side, they may as well be alone. Belinda and Shelly B. are more comfortable in their scene together, leaning on one another and kissing a bit, and Shelly breaks out a vibrator, the first one in the film. Paula is possibly the prettiest girl here, with gorgeous breasts and a lovely languid affect as she sprawls in an armchair and brings herself to orgasm. The best scene of the bunch, though, features the return of fit and lovely Jilly as she tries out a bunny vibrator, apparently for the first time. She's tentative at first, but by the end she's kneeling on the bed and riding the vibe to a strong finish (for herself, and for the film). Cute, young, sexy girls getting themselves off for your viewing pleasure? Grab a copy and schedule some alone time.

Winner of the 2008 AVN Award for Best Amateur Series. (2007, 90 min.)

Cast: Sue Anne, Jilly, Gabrielle, Belinda F., Hayley, Emma R., Shelly B., Paula.

(New as of July 30, 2010)

item TV-ABW-1544-DVD, dvd format: $21.95 [Order]
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Double Up
Chuck Lords
Vivid
Double Up has one compelling and unusual element: it features beautiful blonde identical twins Lyndsey and Lacey Love, together in hardcore sex scenes. That fact alone should be enough to inspire many viewers to pick this one up, though it should be noted that the twins don't do much sexually together — they're naked in the same scenes, but they tend to focus on the male object of their affections, so don't expect twincestuous fisting or come-swapping or the like, though they do provide two-on-one blowjobs and take a couple of shared facial cumshots. The twins appear in the first scene, with Nick Manning, who does some unfortunate growling and mugging for the camera, and in the (much better) final scene with tattooed Harley, where there's an exceptionally hot blowjob. The twins are not great actors, and they're not the best porn performers, either, but it doesn't matter — they're hot blonde identical twins willing to do hardcore pornography, so they shall never want for work. The real highlight of the film is a long and wonderful orgy with brunettes Jenaveve Jolie, Diana Prince, the incomparable Roxy DeVille, and the very lucky Derrick Pierce. One of the girls has a strap-on, so the sexual permutations are numerous, and pretty much all of them are explored. It's a tour-de-force of a four-way. The disc has the usual sorts of extras — behind the scenes, some bonus footage, trailers, photo gallery, etc. Since there's no real plot to speak of, the positions menu is especially useful. (2007, 90 min.)

Cast: Lyndsey Love, Lacey Love, Katrina Kat, Holly Wellin, Jenaveve Jolie, Diana Prince, Roxy DeVille, Richard Kline, Harley, Derrick Pierce, Nick Manning

item TV-VIV-1545-DVD, dvd format: $25.95 [Order]
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Liv Rechargeable Silicone Vibrator
The Liv Rechargeable Silicone Vibrator proves that power can come in beautiful small sizes. There is almost nothing bad we can say about Liv. First of all, she is gorgeous. Her sleek, non-phallic shape hides the look of the old-school vibrator. Second, she is made of medical-grade silicone and her end is tapered so insertion is made easy. The widest insertable point is 1-1/4 inch in diameter, which totally lowers her intimidation factor. If you are afraid of being too wide to accommodate her (hey, pussies and asses come in all shapes and sizes!), her strong vibrations will soothe—or shake—you. She has five pre-programmed stimulation modes that you can try out by pressing the buttons on the quadrant. The (+) and (-) buttons control the strength of the vibrations while the arrow buttons control the speed of the vibration intervals. You can mix and match according to your taste and mood. Another feature we like is that the LED light will turn red to indicate a low battery, so you can prepare for next time. Yes, this little girl can be costly, but is there any other fancy toy that can provide strong sensations, but are tame enough for sex-toy virgins and toy collectors alike? She comes equipped with a battery charger and a satin pouch in a lovely black box, so don't be shy to give her as a gift, too. She has an insertable length of approximately 4 inches and weighs as little as 3.25 ounces.

item TT-LAB-2281-BL, navy blue: $99.95 [Order]
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[RECOMMENDED!]

Girls Go Hardcore
Abby Winters
Girls Go Hardcore features two scenes of unscripted, natural, girl-girl fucking by hot Australian amateurs. (At least, "amateur" in the sense of performing for cameras — they're clearly quite experienced and comfortable with their bodies and the bodies of others). Both scenes feature a pierced, dreadlocked, intense woman named Shane, who is clearly the star here, though her partners shine too. The first scene has Shane and a strawberry-blonde, innocent-looking girl named Laurin, and after a little conversation and making out on the street they return to Shane's place and jump into bed. There's no cheesy music, no attention paid to positioning themselves for the cameras, just serious fucking. This isn't soft-focus languid slow lipstick lesbian stuff — Shane finger-fucks Laurin hard, buries her face in her cunt (she even has pubic hair!), and generally puts the girl through her paces. Shane is very much the aggressive dominator, and Laurin is swept away. The first scene is good, but the second is spectacular — Shane is perfectly complemented by Fallon, a short-haired girl with a beautiful fit body. After brief preliminaries they get down to it, Shane once more taking the lead, but their chemistry together is astonishing. Fallon clearly has a hair-trigger when it comes to orgasms, and she spends much of the time authentically gasping, shuddering, and moaning; it's very hot. Her intensity goads Shane to even greater heights, and they fuck wildly, like starving women presented with a buffet. When Shane goes down on her, Fallon grabs her hair and grinds against her face, and Shane finger-fucks Fallon so hard she has to brace herself against the footboard to keep from sliding off the bed. Once they've worn each other out, they collapse, entwine, and sweetly kiss. It's altogether awesome, the kind of chemistry that can't be faked. There's some decent behind-the-scenes footage, and a very fine short scene, "An Intimate Moment with Shane and Laurin," where they talk about their various piercings and then masturbate together. This is hot, straightforward, hardcore smut, and well worth a look. (2007, 110 min.)

Cast: Shane, Laurin, Fallon

item TV-ABW-1546-DVD, dvd format: $21.95 [Order]
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Nina Hartley's Guide to the Ultimate Sex Party, DVD
Ernest Greene
Adam and Eve
One of porn's most legendary personalities lends her expertise to the subject of orgies in Nina Hartley's Guide to the Ultimate Sex Party. The video begins with a twenty-minute informational presentation, with Nina aided by her lovely assistant Adrianna Nicole. Nina speaks with confidence and authority (though Adrianna speaks as if she's reading text she's never seen before off of cue cards), and they cover the major issues that are likely to confront someone planning to throw an orgy, from emotional hurdles to logistical ones. (This video is a how-to for relatively small, intimate gatherings of close friends, not giant sex parties with a hundred guests and dungeon monitors and release forms and such.) Nina's quite honest about how difficult it can be to plan something like this, and she's responsible, too, covering pretty much everything — from making sure everyone has clean STD tests, to doing separate negotiations with all potential guests, to making sure there are enough clean towels to go around. It's a pretty good overview, though you may decide that pulling off such a party in reality is too daunting, and choose to stick with the fantasy instead. After the presentation there are two demonstrations, the first featuring Nina with three men (and a woman with a strap-on serving as an "honorary guy"). Nina gets thoroughly serviced, with lots of oral, DP, and tag-team fucking. Everyone laughs and has a great time. The second demo has Evan Stone and a bevy of female beauties, and he manages to keep all four of the ladies pretty well occupied. Whether you're trying to plan an orgy of your own, or just like thinking about the idea, you'll find plenty here to keep you entertained. (2906, 90 min)

Cast: Nina Hartley, Byron Long, Alec Knight, TJ Hart, Chris Cannon, Sandra Romain, Adrianna Nicole, Vicky Vette, Mika Tan, Evan Stone

item TV-PHE-1547-DVD, dvd format: $19.95 [Order]
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La Femme Chanel
Bill Fisher
Club Jenna
La Femme Chanel is a series of erotic set-pieces, very well produced and superbly shot, featuring some breathtakingly beautiful women. The first two scenes have a BDSM-lite quality with the trappings of human pony play, featuring hot brunettes wearing bits and bridles and even pulling carts for their whip-wielding masters. The first scene is girl-girl, and after a bit of groping with the bondage headgear in place, the leather gets tossed aside and things settle down to standard girl-girl, but it's still hot. There's more pony play up next with Veronica Jett and Celeste Star in harness for Reno, who rides into the scene on actual horseback looking like an over-buffed romance novel cover, but after they pull his cart around the paddock for a bit they settle down to a good old fashioned three-way, with a nice double blow job and some riding-crop-handle-in-the-ass-action. Chanel St. James is up next wearing lingerie that appears to be made out of eviscerated purses, with lots of buckles and leather, but it's sexy, even though she winds up fucking a guy on the seat of a fork lift and has very scary French fingernails. Scary fingernails are again in evidence in the next scene, a fashion photo shoot with a hot blonde that goes pretty much where you'd expect it to... though it's patently gay-for-pay, the slow kissing is actually hot anyway, and there are more glass toys, which always serve to make a scene more classy. The director seemed to run out of ideas for the next scene — it's just a girl in a dress fucking a sweaty guy in a room — but he returns to weird conceptualization for the final pairing, with Latina Lela Star climbing into a stagecoach to fuck a cowpoke. The action is quite hot overall, and the production values are stellar. The bonus features includes two solo masturbation scenes and about 20 minutes of outtakes culled from all the scenes, plus the usual behind-the-scenes footage and trailers. This one is glossy, exceedingly well made, and just weird enough to be interesting. (2007, 120 min.)

Cast: Chanel St. James, Celeste Star, Lela Star, Diana Doll, Katalina Samora, Rebecca Linares, Veronica Jett, Tony De Sergio, J-Mac, Jordan Ashley, Reno

item TV-VIV-1552-DVD, dvd format: $28.95 [Order]
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Celtic Cross Silicone Dildo
Divine Interventions
Divine Interventions designed this gorgeous dildo specially for us! At first glance, the Celtic Cross Silicone Dildo looks plain, but look closely, or touch it, and you'll notice the subtle Celtic cross designs. This is a great all-around dildo: a classic shape and size with a hint of loveliness to set it apart. Thanks to the firm shaft and average girth, this toy easily slides in your body (with lube, of course!), or through a harness without bending. The wide base is great for anal play, and suctions well onto slick surfaces (like a shower tile) without a separate, attached suction cup. It is concave underneath and very sturdy for hands-free fun.

The delicate curve angles the head perfectly to hit our tester's G-spot, which loved all the attention from the texture around the tip. Although the Celtic patterns are interesting to look at, and easily felt by hands, it didn't make much difference inside the body. About 6-1/4 inches insertable, 1-3/8 inches in diameter with a 4-1/2 inch wide base. Fits in a 1-5/8 inch harness opening.

item TT-DIV-2289-BL, blue: $56.95 [Order]
item TT-DIV-2289-RD, red: $56.95 [Order]
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Art Deco Stainless Steel Butt-Plug
Another Tiffany's-esque sex toy has arrived to seduce all the fancy butt-lovers out there. This gorgeous Stainless Steel Butt-Plug is made of high quality surgical steel and polished to a mirror finish. It has a tiny, elongated tip that enters easily, and preps your butt for the upcoming treat. This plug expands to a wider bulge, then tapers to a neck, giving your body something to hug once it's inserted. Weighing at 1 pound, the steel is surprisingly heavy; one might even say it's the Big Flirt on steroids! This is a moderately-sized butt plug, but the weight may be a bit more advanced for beginners, especially those who are interested in holding toys inside. Go lightly first with this baby and it will be gentle with you. The super smooth surface is compatible with lube, so get slippery and wet!

If you're feeling generous, this beauty makes a great gift with its iridescent white display box lined with satin. Classy and very high end. 4-3/4 inches long, 1-3/8 inch diameter at the widest point, with a 1-1/2 inch wide base.

Note: This toy is heavy, but we warn against being very active during anal play because the base isn't wide enough to act as a truly effective flange and keep it from slipping completely inside.

item TT-LUX-2292: $94.95 [Order]
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Tuyo Vibromasseur Spherical Vibrator
The possibilities are almost endless with this ball of joy. The Tuyo Vibromasseur is an elegant, spherical vibrator and a luxury item. Half of you may be thinking, "Wow, what an innovative design!" The other half of you may be scratching your heads, wondering how it works. That is the beauty of it: its discreet design is aesthetically-pleasing and functional because it allows you to experiment. Our favorite play position is the old-fashioned hugging of the ball between the legs and rolling it back and forth or in circles (it never fails!). Or you can roll and rub it all over your body (and your honey's) to discover new erogenous zones in ways that a torpedo-shaped vibe cannot. The three vibration speeds and five patterns of pulsations will keep you entertained and match the sensitivity of each body part. This is a quiet external vibe, but it might sound loud because you can't suppress the buzzing with your pussy. It's splash-proof, so playing with it in water will lower the volume level. There is a stripe of silicone for you to grip onto, so this baby doesn't slip away no matter how slippery your body is.

It is made from virgin, phthalate-free plastic, and requires 3 AAA batteries (not included). Available in pearl white with a pink stripe and housed in a satin-lined box. Diameter is 3 inches.

item TT-BTT-2301-PK, pink: $59.95 [Order]
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High Flyer Aluminum Dildo
The High Flyer Aluminum Dildo is a chic objet d'art made from aircraft-quality aluminum that's polished to a gleaming mirror finish. It is stunningly luxurious and designed to hug the curves of your body. With a smooth undulation along the 8 inch shaft, it gradually broadens from a 1-1/8 inch head to 1-1/2 inch base. The swellings of the shaft give your vagina an exquisite open-and close feeling that is difficult to achieve with a smooth dildo. This toy is also good for exercising those PC muscles because the metal is heavier than other materials, but it's only a light 10 ounces. Turn up its heat with your body temperature or warm water. The surface is slick and compatible with all known lube. It comes in an iridescent white box lined with satin. Hands down, the High Flyer Aluminum Dildo is one of the classiest dildo we've ever seen.

item TT-LUX-2293: $94.95 [Order]
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Goodboi Silicone Dildo
The Boi Next Door just got some balls! Our toy cocks took Vixskin realism a step further with the Goodboi Silicone Dildo. With a strong, upward, G-spot stimulating curve, and testicles that move freely even when this bad boy is strapped down, the Goodboi provides all the right sensations in all the right spots. The balls feel terrific in your hands, and are a great visual for jack-off scenes. They could be a bit floppier, but there really is very little room for complaint.

How is it different from the other Bois? The Goodboi is longer and slightly thinner than the Boitoy, and has a pointier head. It is thinner and shorter than the Loverboi and the Boifriend. And this Boi is special because its testicles sit on top of the base rather than be the base itself, so it goes in front of the harness hole, not behind it.

Like all the other "Boi" cocks here, the Goodboi is made from the same 100% medical grade silicone with the same flexible, but firm, core. Overall, this might just be the best, all-around, moderately-sized dildo we've seen. About 5 inches long with a 1-1/2 inch thick shaft. The base is 3 inches long and 2-1/4 inches wide. Available in three shades: a peachy Vanilla, a medium Butterscotch, or a dark Chocolate.

item TT-VXN-2291-BS, butterscotch: $109.95 [Order]
item TT-VXN-2291-CH, chocolate: $109.95 [Order]
item TT-VXN-2291-VN, vanilla: $109.95 [Order]
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[RECOMMENDED!]

Matt & Khym: Better Than Ever
Tony Comstock
Comstock Films
The latest in Tony Comstock's series of documentaries featuring real couples talking about — and demonstrating — their sex lives is sweet, sexy, and ultimately even inspirational. Matt and Khym met when she was just out of high school (he was three years older) and, after a brief friendship, became romantically involved. They've been together ever since, for almost twenty years, and the first half of the film features them sitting together on a couch, talking about how they met and the course of their lives together, with an emphasis on the sexual. It's clear they're just as much in love now as they were when they first got together, and they can't keep their hands off each other. Their story is sometimes sad and sometimes funny. They talk about their first years together, when she still lived with their parents and they could only have sex in the car. They had making love in a car down to a science, and when they finally had a place of their own, they had to re-learn how to have sex in a bed. Over the years they had various long-term houseguests (assorted relatives, a troubled teenage foster child), and so their sex life always had a whiff of the clandestine about it. In their last couple of years, living alone together, they say they've undergone a sexual renaissance. Twenty years, and still so passionate. We should all be so lucky!

They obviously take great comfort and solace from their relationship — it seems to be the utter bedrock foundation of their existence. And sex is a big part of that life; they can't even take a day-long road trip without finding a place to pull off the road for a quickie in the car. I almost expected the inevitable long sex scene to take place in a car, for old time's sake, but it happens in their bedroom, and it's a loving, intimate, sexy affair. And, not to be prurient, but she's got a very beautiful body, and he's stayed in shape, too, though neither one looks a bit like a stereotypical porn performer, which is a big part of the point. After the sex scene, the camera returns to them, and they explain that they took part in this film to show people that it's possible to be with someone for decades and still feel all that passion, chemistry, and devotion. It's clearly true, and it's inspiring. (2006, 55 min.)

Cast: Matt and Khym

item TV-DRY-1470-DVD, dvd format: $24.95 [Order]
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Eggplant Glass Dildo
For those who love to mix sex with food, the Glass Eggplant Dildo is a non-messy treat with zero calories. It is curved like a real eggplant for maximum insertion and G-spot stimulation. The bulbous tip tantalizes your G-spot deliciously by covering more surface area than pointy tips of other dildos. The smooth, nub-free surface of this toy is gentle for those who are new to glass, but the playful appearance gives more eye-candy than the Simplicity Glass Dildo. A small purple stem and leaves decorate the end, but provides no texture. This gem's compact size make it easy to tote around while traveling, and it comes in a velvet draw-string bag. Warms up easily with warm water or your body heat. 4-1/8 inches long with a 1-1/8 inch diameter.

Note: This toy has no flange, so it is not suitable for butt play.

item TT-AML-2265: $15.95 [Order]
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Natural Contours Ultime Ergonomic Vibrator
The Natural Contours Ultime Vibrator allows you to tease and thrill many erogenous zones at the same time. The company boasts about Ultime's women-friendly shape, but it is good for men, too! With a soft V-shape, this vibe stimulates your G-spot, clitoris, prostate, or perineum, and it feels wonderful inside as well as outside. When tucked inside your pussy, it aims upward toward your G-spot while the end opposite the head rubs against your clit. For some anal fun, slip this vibe into your butt and let the vibrations rock you to ecstasy. The curve allows the head to tantalize your prostate while the other end buzzes pleasantly against your perineum or balls. The shape also gives a handle for you or your lucky lover to hold onto. Just wrap your fingers around the battery end and use your thumb to slide the switch. If you want some light tickles, rim your vulva or anus with the tip. Slide the switch to any of the three levels of vibration strengths (it starts from the highest level to the lowest) and relax. The vibrations are nowhere near as powerful as plug-in vibrators, but they are very soothing. The volume is low, and it's barely audible when buried inside your body. This periwinkle blue toy is lovely to look at, smooth to touch, and compact. 7-1/2 inches long with a 7/8 inch wide neck that swells to a 1-1/4 inch diameter head. Weighs 3 ounces.

Uses two AA batteries (included). Please do not immerse in water as this toy is not waterproof.

item TT-FEM-1252: $34.95 [Order]
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Natural Contours Liberte Ergonomic Vibrator
The Natural Contours Liberte Vibrator is a classy, ergonomic yellow wand designed for women by women. It curves gracefully to greet your G-spot with a bulbous head that fills your pussy. For external pleasure, use the tip of the head to rim around your clit, labia, anus, perineum, and just about anywhere else! One touch of the button starts the buzzing, and you can choose from three vibration speeds and a bonus pulsation mode. The vibrations are quiet and comforting, the kind you would crave for during a long self-love session. Unfortunately, you cannot relax with the Liberte in the tub because it is not waterproof, so please do not immerse in water. The shape is also discreet enough to take everywhere. Takes 2 AA batteries (included). 8 inches long with a 1/2 inch diameter neck and a 1-1/8 inch diameter head. Weighs 3 ounces.

Please note that this toy is not suitable for anal play as it lacks a flared base.

item TT-FEM-2321: $39.95 [Order]
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Natural Contours Jolie Ergonomic Vibrator
The Natural Contours Jolie Vibrator is a pocket-sized vibe that packs a lot of power for its size. Designed by women for women, this seafoam green buzzer resembles the Pocket Rocket, but with a bent shaft and a tilted tip, like a brand new lipstick. Treat it as a lipstick for your lips below by running it along your labia, or tease your clit or anus with it. You can insert it into your pussy, but not all the way because it is a very short vibe. Because it works so well for external stimulation, its can also be used on men. The Jolie delivers one speed, but it is stronger than you might think. It vibrates so furiously that our tester had to grip it tightly to prevent it from slipping from her hands. To make this toy even more loveable, the motor is quiet. You can tell it is working, but it wouldn't wake up your roommates. A dial located at the bottom allows you to open the battery compartment, and to turn it on or off. When it is fully closed, it is waterproof, so play with it in shower! With its mighty vibes, simple and stylish appearance, and quiet motor, this portable toy is definitely women-friendly. Takes 1 AA battery (not included). 4 inches long with a 1 inch diameter. Made from high-quality ABS plastic.

item TT-FEM-2320: $21.95 [Order]
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Natural Contours Magnifique Ergonomic Vibrator
The Natural Contours Magnifique Vibrator has a sleek, feminine form that is great for innie and outie pleasure. Designed by beautiful Candida Royalle, this high-tech toy is slightly curved to fit the contours of your body and inside the pussy. The smooth plastic allows it to glide in nicely, and the flat tip is great for massaging your vulva or entire body. And ladies, don't be selfish; this toy can be used on a man's perineum or balls. Magnifique lets you set the pace with its three soothing speeds controlled by an on/off switch. The volume of the buzz can be well hidden under your sheets, and it's barely audible at the lowest intensity level. Though it is an innie vibe, this feminine-looking vibe does not resemble a penis; it is perfect for women who want style and class with their toys.

It is not waterproof, so please do not immerse in water. Made of high-quality phthalate-free ABS plastic and compatible with all known lube. Takes 2 AA batteries (included). 7-3/4 inches long, 4-1/2 inches insertable, and 1-3/8 inches wide.

item TT-FEM-2322: $33.95 [Order]
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Natural Contours Superbe Ergonomic Vibrator
The Natural Contours Superbe Vibrator was designed by sex goddess Candida Royalle to look discreet, fit well with a woman's body and provide relaxing sensations. She did a great job: this lime green wedge doesn't look anything like a sex toy, and its curve hugs the contours of your body and pussy. It's small enough to grip firmly for a massage all over your body. There are three speeds to choose from, so you can set your pace. They are light, relaxing vibrations, but believe us, they provide exquisite sensations because this vibe is made to be used externally. It feels wonderful on the clitoris, lips, and perineum. You can activate the buzzing easily by sliding the switch. Please do not immerse in water because it is not waterproof. Takes 2 AA batteries (included). 5 inches long, 1-3/8 inches wide at the top and swelling to 2-1/2 inches.

item TT-FEM-2324: $29.95 [Order]
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Desperate Housewhores #8
Mark Kismet
Hustler
Desperate Housewhores 8 has an amusingly strange premise. The five women featured are all ostensibly "contest winners" chosen to receive "sexual makeovers." In faux-reality-show establishing shots, the director finds the women at home and tells them that, based on their letters and photographs, they've won the chance to fuck on camera! The women react like lottery winners, leaping up and down with joy, and then the action moves to time-lapse scenes of the women having make-up put on and their hair styled, during which they read aloud their winning letters, all various tales of woe about husbands who have small penises, or aren't home often enough, or who've become sex-hating born again Christians. They get the chance to shag male porn stars (and become porn stars themselves), and the results are mostly quite hot, and there's even some decent acting. Nyomi Banxxx, a black woman who's the most gorgeous person in the film, has a great, fun scene with Marco Banderas, with lots of first-rate cocksucking. Cover girl Felony is up next with Christian, again with noteworthy oral skills on display, and the anal reverse cowgirl is especially impressive. Blonde Odessa is a bit disappointing in her scene with Derrick Pierce, never quite getting into the groove. But fit and fine Asian Lyla Lei is up next, and she's cute, flexible, and loves to take a pounding, even though her partner Justice is the least self-assured and charismatic of the leading men, a bit out of his league in such a strong cast. The final scene has Heather Presley, an athletic hottie who is either not quite comfortable in the scene or is very good at acting that way — she sucks Christian's dick more diligently than enthusiastically, as if it's a wifely duty, but when he grabs her hair and fucks her mouth, she takes it well. She doesn't have the wanton quality some of the other women have, and looks visibly uncomfortable during the cumshot, as if wondering what she's gotten herself into. There are ups and downs, but the baseline here is high, with some whimsy and a couple of wonderful scenes, especially those with Nyomi and Felony. (2007, 90 min.)

Cast: Felony, Nyomi Banxxx, Odessa, Lyla Lei, Heather Presley, Marco Banderas, Christian, Derrick Pierce, Justice Young

item TV-HUS-1566-DVD, dvd format: $26.95 [Order]
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Skateboard Kink Freak
Maria Beatty
Bleu Productions
Michelle Aston and Amber Rane are Skateboard Kink Freaks. They ride skateboards, then come home and have kinky sex of the chains, blindfolds, and dog collar variety. Michelle leads Amber around on her leash, manhandles her, and takes her to a chaise for some light beating and rimming. Michelle dons a dildo gag, lubes up Amber's ass, and then warms her up with a butt-plug and fingers before sliding the big dildo in (though she eventually removes it from the gag, for ease of penetration). In the next scene Amber, gagged, pleasures herself on the chaise until Michelle returns bearing clothespins, which are affixed cruelly to Amber's tender bits. Michelle pulls on rubber gloves and goes to work with various vibrators and dildos, to Amber's vocally-appreciative delight. Next up: rope. Amber, naked but for her collar, lays on a skateboard on her back, and Michelle does some beautiful wraparound ropework, and soon has a bound slavegirl on wheels to pull around like a perverted little red wagon. Hot strap-on fucking follows, with Amber on her back, and up against the wall, and bent over. Amber gets a nice beating, then Michelle licks and fingers her until she gets off. Everybody's happy. If you like kinky lesbian sex with an indie sensibility, check this one out.

Nominated for the 2009 Feminist Porn Awards! (2007, 71 min.)

Cast: Michelle Aston, Amber Rane

item TV-BLE-1557-DVD, dvd format: $19.95 [Order]
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Sex Mannequin
Maria Beatty
Bleu Productions
Sex Mannequin is aptly named. Dylan Ryan takes a freight elevator up to a loft, where she finds a stiff bald wooden female mannequin waiting for her. After kissing the mannequin for a while, it transforms into London, a far less stiff (and far less bald) woman. At first scenes of Dylan and London are intercut with scenes of Dylan and the mannequin, which is annoying — it's much nicer to see warm flesh-on-flesh than to see Dylan licking a life-sized wooden doll. When the women are on screen together, they're both lovely, though they take a while to get going. The usual trappings of BDSM are mostly absent — no whips, no chains, only the occasional riding crop — but there's definitely a domination/submission thing going on here, with Dylan firmly in the top role. London is spanked and cropped for a while before Dylan turns to more tender ministrations. Eventually she ties London — fetchingly dressed in skimpy white things — to a post, then caresses and fingers her. The film is only really hot in the last few minutes, when Dylan starts fucking London with her whole hand. Before that, it's mostly a lot of beautiful posing, slow kisses, and light spanking, all of which are fine in moderation, but which become a bit dull here. It's a pretty movie, but lacks that driving erotic spark.

Nominated for the 2009 Feminist Porn Awards! (2007, 47 min.)

Cast: Dylan Ryan, London

item TV-BLE-1556-DVD, dvd format: $19.95 [Order]
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Vibrating Glass Dildo
Ever wondered how amazing it would be to play with one of our glass dildos, but one that can vibrate? Well, you can find out with the Vibrating Glass Dildo. It's a solid glass sleeve covering a vibrator (not removeable). The glass provides a nice, rock-hard feeling inside your pussy, but it is significantly lighter than metal toys. The head gives it the natural look of a real penis, and can be used externally to tease your clit or anus. This vibe comes in two variations: a nubby shaft and a smooth shaft. The nubby shaft has bumps scattered everywhere to tickle you as it slips in and out, or you can rub it along your vulva to tantalize your lips. The smooth shaft feels more like a real cock, and the vibrations may feel a bit stronger because there is only one layer of glass without the additional layer of bumps.

The dial on the cap allows you to adjust the strength of the buzzing. It is quiet at low to medium force, but full force may sound a tad loud when used externally. It's loud because glass conducts vibrations, allowing them to travel faster, while silicone absorbs them. The vibrations of this toy are more relaxing than strong because the glass sleeve is very thick. To warm it up, dip the glass-covered area in warm water, and it should hold your body temperature pretty well. Although it is thick and sturdy, it is not waterproof, and we suggest keeping the water away and out of the battery pack as much as possible. Other than that, it is non-porous, so cleaning is easy. 7-1/4 inches insertable, 1-5/8 inches in diameter, and weighs 10 ounces. Uses two AA batteries (included).

  • nubby (-NB)

item TT-GLW-2303-AG, silver: $79.95 [Order]
item TT-GLW-2303-BL, blue: $79.95 [Order]
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Girls on Film
Abby Winters
Girls on Film is, essentially, a single lesbian sex scene that runs close to an hour long. That may seem potentially boring, but in fact it's a voyeuristic thrill — you'll feel like you're sitting in a corner of the bedroom, watching these cute, happy girls get it on. The film opens with a pair of adorable Australian girls — one brunette, one strawberry blonde — joking and laughing and playing around with a cheap instant camera, taking snapshots of one another while flashing their panties and bras. After a few minutes they head into an apartment and tumble into bed, where they spend the next long little while stripping one another naked, kissing each other, fingering each other, licking, sucking, and generally enjoying themselves immensely. Jamie is incredibly flexible — she puts her legs behind her head, then hooks them into the headboard, opening wide for Annabel's tongue. They're petite, pale, and totally gorgeous together. The scene doesn't seem chopped-up or edited together, but like a long continuous take, which only increases the voyeuristic joy. There's no music, either, and the only soundtrack is their laughter and gasps of pleasure. It's marvelous stuff. Bonus features include trailers for various other AbbyWinters.com DVDs, but the main event alone is worth the price of admission. (2006, 60 min.)

Cast: Annabel, Jamie

item TV-ABW-1588-DVD, dvd format: $21.95 [Order]
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Helix Dichromatic Glass Dildo
The Helix Dichromatic Glass Dildo is the beautiful lovechild of the Iridescent Ribbon Glass Dildo and the Tsunami Helix Glass Dildo. It's so gorgeous that you can prop it up on your desk as a paperweight or a decorative piece of art while it's not engaged in other uses. The clear glass shaft has a sparkling multi-colored ribbon twisting along it. The mushroom tip head is 1-5/8 inches thick with a lipped edge that creates a delicious popping sensation during thrusts. It's heavier than silicone or jelly dildos, but with a rock-hard and full feeling inside your pussy. The base is flat and wide to act as a flange for anal play, but exercise caution! The flange is is not much wider than the shaft. Go ahead, stand this beauty up on your office desk or bookshelf, and show it off to your envious friends.

These are hand-made, so the measurements, and even the colors, might vary a bit from piece to piece. Sadly, due to supply issues, you can't specify the color, but they're all simply gorgeous. They're heat resistant and can be cooled or warmed for temperature play, boiled (gently!) or washed in the dishwasher. They will also warm with the temperature of your body. Please do be careful; although this glass is like Pyrex and is more durable than drinking glasses, it can be chipped, cracked, or broken if treated roughly, and that will ruin the toy. Comes with a fabulous padded storage bag. Do note, these come to us from a company that sells incense (among other things) and the bags smell lightly of incense. 7-1/2 inches tall, 1-1/4 inch diameter, 1-5/8 inch diameter head, 2 inch diameter base.

item TT-GLW-2326: $79.95 [Order]
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Natural Contours G-Plus Vibrator Attachment
The Natural Contours G-Plus Attachment is a great buddy to your Ideal Rechargeable Vibe, or Hitachi Magic Wand. With two "limbs" for internal and external pleasure, along with the super strong buzz from plug-in vibes, you can just slip it over the ball-head and enjoy. Made from high quality thermoplastic rubber, the material is more pliable and flexible than either the Gee Whizard or Gee Whiz attachments. No fighting to get it on or off, and no need to add a drop of lube inside the cup to make it fit easier. The surface is very smooth, and feels comfy inside your body.

Its unique shape is woman- and man-friendly. Women can use it vaginally with the longer limb tucked inside the pussy, and the shorter one tickling the clitoris. The longer limb curves slightly to play with your G-spot. Men can slip the longer limb inside the anus, tantalizing the prostate while the shorter limb buzzes pleasantly against the perineum. You can also trace along your vulva, over the lips to the anus if you don't want internal stimulation. We tried the G-Plus on both the Hitachi and the Ideal Vibe. It is much stronger on the Hitachi (a little too strong), but louder than normal. On the Ideal, it is substantially strong, but pretty quiet. It is barely audible if you have the stereo on.

Fits most ball-head massagers. Unlike silicone, it is made from latex- and phthalate-free thermoplastic rubber that is compatible with silicone lube. It's not very porous, and washes up easily with soap and water. 3-3/4 inches insertable, and1-1/8 inch thick diameter.

item TT-FEM-2231: $19.95 [Order]
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Comfort Fit Leather Collar
The Comfort Fit Leather Collar is made from a sturdy yet flexible leather that has a bit of smooth texture for comfort. The black leather warms up quickly from body temperature, and the two layers make it durable, but not restricting. It measures 1-1/2 inches wide; we think this is a pleasant width for most necks. Simple and stylish with one D-ring in the middle, it's great as an everyday collar. Hook your favorite leash through the D-ring (which is big enough for most leashes) and lead your slave everywhere. Fits necks from 13-3/4 to 18-1/2 inches circumference.

item TT-SPA-2275: $33.95 [Order]
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Kiss My G Silicone G-Spot Dildo
This pretty pink dildo can do something your lover, vibrator, or fingers cannot do: kiss your G-spot (if your lover can do that, we'd love to hear about it...). With a pair of puckering luscious lips in place of a head, the Kiss My G G-Spot Silicone Dildo curves at the top to greet your G-spot with a kiss. Well, it's more like a closed-lipped peck instead of a real kiss, but it's adorable. The crease between the lips add extra stimulation against your G-spot, or whereever. The lips also feel great when you trail it along your pussy and all over, giving yourself kisses. The shaft is smooth and firm with a bit of bounce, just like a real penis. With a nice, wide base, it is harness compatible and anal-safe. The base also suctions onto flat surfaces (works best when it is moist), so you'll have your hands free to stimulate the rest of your sexy body.

There are two variations: the Good Morning Kiss and the Good Night Kiss. The Good Morning Kiss has a pair of 1/2 inch wide smoochers, giving it a small and pointy tip for very direct stimulation. The Good Night Kiss is no longer available, sorry.

item TT-VVS-2278-GM, good morning: $39.95 [Order]
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Tail of a Bondage Model
Madison Young
MadisonBound/Blowfish Video
Tail of a Bondage Model is a an extraordinary film by, about, and starring Madison Young, the most luscious bondage model/actress in the business today. This is her story, the memoir of a professional fetish model trying to balance work and love, and it confronts some of the most difficult issues that trouble sex workers looking for meaningful romantic relationships. When you're naked and exposed for a living, faking intimacy for a camera, how do you find genuine intimacy at home? (It also features lots of hot sex and Shibari-style rope bondage, so that's a plus.)

The film begins with Madison having idyllic (and bondage-free, though there's hot wax involved) sex with her girlfriend Gauge. Home is just a temporary situation, though, because as a professional model, Madison spends most of her time on airplanes and buses traveling from one shoot to another, her life a jumble of changing time zones and long empty hours in strange places. The next scenes take place during a trip to New York, where she works with the gorgeous Claire Adams, who ties her up in a rope harness and treats her deliciously roughly. Back at home she comes into conflict with Gauge, who wants to spend more time together, and Madison's guilt is dramatized in a rather surreal scene where Gauge suspends jugs of water from Madison's clothespinned cunt — the water is several years' worth of Gauge's accumulated tears. Madison goes back to work, and we're treated to long lingering shots of her perfect body suspended in a rope harness and worked over with a vibrator. Finally we get an intense medical scene with Lorelei Lee as a sadistic nurse — there are clamps, forceps, a gag, and other nasty implements. Because this is a glimpse into a life story in progress, there's no neat resolution, no simple emotional wrap-up — just an acknowledgment of Madison's ongoing struggle to maintain balance in her complex life. The optional director's commentary offers even more insight.

Nominated for the 2009 Feminist Porn Awards!

Be sure to check out the trailer in either QuickTime or Windows Media Player format. (2008, 65 min.)

Cast: Madison Young, Lorelei Lee, Claire Adams, Gauge

item TV-BVI-1490-DVD, dvd format: $29.95 [Order]
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I Rub My Wormie Travel-Size Vibrator
If you love the cute insecty goodness of the I Rub My Wormie but wish you could fit it in your bag, you no longer have to leave your little friend behind thanks to the new I Love My Wormie Travel-Size Vibrator. At about half the size of the original the body on this cute little caterpillar is just perfect for nuzzling up against the butterfly wings of your labia while he holds his head up to work on your clit. Made of phthalate-free hard plastic that transmits the three levels of vibration very well, this Wormie is fairly easy to wipe clean, which means you can also turn him around so that his head teases the outside of your anus while the rest of his body nestles against your vulva. Not to imply that he's only good for girls; his nubby "legs" provide extra texture, which is simply awesome when applied along the shaft of a penis. There are so many interesting things to do with the whole body of this little guy that it's fun for everyone!

With huge eyes and a little smile, this little Wormie is uber adorable and ultra discreet (just say it's your nephew's toy if anyone dares question what it's doing in your purse). Although waterproof, it doesn't float (caterpillars just aren't amphibious, we guess). It's not very loud, but it will be louder in water than just having fun on the sheets (or wherever). Overall, it's 4-1/2 inches long, 1-1/2 inches in diameter, and the head is 1-5/8 inches in diameter. As the battery compartment and controls are at the end of the tail, we strongly recommend not using it as a penetration toy, even if that's a size you are comfortable with. It takes one AA battery; not included but we do sell them.

Comes in pink and green.

item TT-BTT-2297-PK, pink: $14.95 [Order]
item TT-BTT-2297-GR, green: $14.95 [Order]
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I Rub My Fishie Travel-Size Vibrator
Fish gotta swim, and let's face it, it's easier to let your I Love My Fishie swim everywhere with you if it's a handy Travel Size. At half the size of the original, the I Rub My Fishie Travel-Size Vibrator is even cuter (well, because small things are always cuter), and has all the fun angles to rub yourself against that we loved so well in her big brother. The body of this googly-eyed koi is made of a firm, but somewhat flexible, plastic (you turn the vibrations on by pressing on the left fin) that translates the low-rumbly vibrations quite nicely. We tried this fish served up every way we could think of, rubbing up against her tail at different angles, humping against her little fishie mouth, and, with all the various surfaces to get off on, we have to say that this little fish is quite a catch!

Being a fish, of course it's going to be waterproof, good to go in the tub, pool and easy to clean. Takes one AAA batteries (not included, but we do sell them). To access the battery case you'll need a small screwdriver (phillips or flat), but it's a size that you're almost sure to have around the house. Do make sure you close the battery case completely so the rubber seal keeps it waterproof. And when you're done using it, take the batteries out, especially if you've been using it in water, so you can let the compartment air out if it got at all damp.

Made from phthalate-free PVC, ABS plastic, and stainless steel. This has got to be one of the strangest shapes we've ever tried to describe by measurements, but here's what we could come up with: At maximum he's about 2-1/2 inches tall and about 3-1/2 inches long, with a measurement of about 1-7/8 inches wide (minus the eyes). If you're concerned about other specific measurements, please drop the Toys Buyer a note and ask.

Comes in pearly pink.

item TT-BTT-2299-PK, pink: $13.95 [Order]
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Nexus Maximus Silicone Double Dildo
The Nexus was the first sane double-ended dildo we'd seen, with the shafts of the dildos at an angle to one another instead of end-to-end, making it work much more like a real cock when you're wearing it. Now, the good folks who came up with this spiffy design have gone and made it even better, by adding length and a vibrating bullet to give the wearer (and her partner, if the partner is female) some extra clitoral stimulation. Because it's longer and not actually wider, the extra length is great if the Nexus Sr. just didn't reach all your nooks and crannies, or if your harness takes up too much room along the shaft; it also makes this toy a great option for those of us with a little more padding around our middles.

Like all Nexus dildos, the wearer's side curves up for excellent G-spot stimulation while the recipient's end juts out at a fuckable angle. The Nexus Maximus Silicone Double Dildo also comes with a corded bullet vibe (which runs on three AG13 batteries that are included), which nestles in at the junction of the two sides (be sure to lube it up before you insert it so you don't strain the cord too much when trying to remove it); because of the nature of silicone, you really can't feel the vibrations along the shaft, though, as we said, it does feel nice on your clit when you rub up against the middle.

Made entirely of silicone, the Nexus Maximus is easily cleaned with antibacterial soap and water or by boiling for a few minutes. The wearer's end of the dildo is 5 inches long and 1-1/4 inches wide. The recipient's end is 7 inches insertable and 1-1/2 inches wide. The base is 2-7/8 inches wide. In pretty ivory shimmer only.

Please read the Double Ended dildo section of our Harness Buying Guide for advice on harnesses to go with this dildo.

item TT-VXN-2332: $108.95 [Order]
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Curve Silicone Dildo
It is not often that a silicone dildo can look phallic and elegant at the same time, but the Curve Silicone Dildo manages this feat with a grace unbeknown to most other dildos. Its lovely S-curve and distinct phallic head is as pleasing to the eye as it is to the pussy (and even wrists). A sinuous wave along the entire shaft adds extra texture and the "Royal Curl" at the end makes a pretty little handle to slip your fingers through so you don't lose your grip when it's lubed up.

The ergonomic curve is one of the best G-spot curves we've ever used because it is curved along the shaft rather than right under the head, making it nearly effortless to reach the G-spot. On the head is a bump designed for clitoral stimulation, which also offers a popping sensation as it slides in and out. Unlike most dildos that have tapered heads and thicker shafts, the head of the Curve has a wider girth than the rest of the body, getting thinner towards the curl. This gives you a much fuller feeling inside, especially near your G-spot, without feeling held open. It's gorgeous, stimulating, easy to handle, and great for giving and receiving. What's not to love?

Made from hypoallergenic silicone that is durable and easy to clean (boil it for 5 minutes or wipe it down with a 10% bleach solution to sterilize). Please note that only water-based lubricants should be used with this toy. 8-1/2 inches long, 6-3/4 inches insertable, 1-5/8 inches thick. Violet only.

item TT-FUF-2258-PR, violet: $63.95 [Order]
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Delight Rechargeable Vibrator
At first glance, one would think the Delight Rechargeable Vibrator is an ultra hip gadget instead of a sex toy. It is a sleek, well-designed, sophisticated vibrator that's pleasing to the eye (as well as other parts!); in fact, it won the Reddot design award for 2008. With a sharp S-curve, it is not phallic-looking at all, and it hits your G-spot with less effort than most of our other curved vibrators. While tucked neatly inside, the curve presses against your mons and clitoris, sending yummy vibrations inside and out. Our tester said that thrusting isn't necessary to stimulate the G-spot, only light tugging will do (but thrust away if you want even more sensation). The round tip is great for external stimulation, such as rimming all around your vulva and anus. This vibe can also be used anally; the sharp curve acts as a flange to prevent it from sneaking all the way inside your bum.

The curl on the end is perfect for hooking two fingers through while your thumb easily operates the controls on the handle (which are illuminated once it's turned on, which is especially nice for those of you who like to play in the dark). The four vibration speeds range from very mild to fast and tingly. The noise level is incredibly low; our tester barely heard it at arm's length away, and she didn't hear anything when it was inside her pussy. After you're done with the Delight, you can leave it out in its stylish travel case, which doubles as a charger; just rest the toy inside, plug the case in an outlet and you're all set. It takes about 3 hours to charge for 90 minutes of pleasure, but it looks so discreet, you can set it next to you at work while it is charging and no one will know. Made from medical-grade silicone and thermoplastic. 7-1/2 inches long, and 1-1/4 inch diameter. Comes in black/white and pink/rose.

item TT-FUF-2277-PK, rose/pink: $119.95 [Order]
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Divas of San Francisco: Portraits of Transsexual Women
Steinberg, David
Red Alder Books
We love David Steinberg's photography here at Blowfish, so when we discovered that he had a new collection out, we had to pounce on it. Divas of San Francisco: Portraits of Transsexual Women is the culmination of a five year project documenting the beautiful women who frequent San Francisco's famous Divas Nightclub. Every type of woman is represented here: various body types, ethnicities and ages grace the pages. Taken with Steinberg's keen eye, the women in these images, though all dolled up, are not of your stereotypical "drag queen"; from candids to posed shots, Steinberg captures something of the personality of each woman through the intensity of their gaze. Allowing a glimpse into a world that few of us know much about, he helps demystify transsexual culture and presents these women as the normal, everyday people that they are. (2007, 64 pp.)

item TB-RAB-1417: $40.00 [Order]
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Cubbyholes: Trans Men In Action
Chopper Pierce  Prince Warren  M. Van Helsing 
Trannywood Pictures
If you're looking for a true glimpse into the world of transmen, if you enjoy watching hot transmen doin' it with furry bears, or if you just want to watch very real, playful sex and don't give a hoot who's doing who, look no further! Cubbyholes: Transmen in Action features hot female-to-male transgendered men and the born males who love them. Shot on location at San Francisco's very own EROS, a gay boy, trans-inclusive, safer-sex bathhouse, Cubbyholes is an amateur production that fills a great up-and-coming niche in the porn industry. There is a slightly awkward, but very playful, realness about it that distinguishes it from the mainstream and make it damn near adorable (adorable in a manly, furry bear way, of course). Although production values could be higher and at least one of our reviewers thought that the sex could be a little rougher, we found that the tentative and respectful nature of these performances makes this movie very accessible to those new to the world of transsex. Kudos to Trannywood Pictures for putting this one on; we look forward to future releases from this company. Standout performances include some tasty cock sucking by CJ Cockburn, and a very thick strap-on fuck given by Dex Hardlove to Ian Sparks' hairy bear butt. Mmm! Includes a little pamphlet on safer sex for transguys. Hot boy-on-boi action is something we just haven't seen enough of, and Cubbyholes gets us well on our way to filling that yummy little hole in our lives. (2006, 89 min.)

Cast: Ian Foxe  Dex Hardlove  Ian Sparks  Mark Van Helsing  Marlo Davis  CJ Cockburn 

item TV-TRA-1550-DVD, dvd format: $39.95 [Order]
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Debbie Loves Dallas
Eon McKai
Vivid Alt
Debbie Loves Dallas is a re-imagining of legendary cheerleader porno Debbie Does Dallas (already the subject of many a remake), with the pierced-and-punk aesthetic typical of Vivid Alt productions. This time Dallas is a rock band, and Debbie (Cassidey) is their biggest fan, determined to lay the lead singer (Alex Gonz). In the first scene, Dana DeArmond fucks drug dealer Tommy Pistol in his van, with a rough blowjob, some slapping, and anal — it's a fun scene, and the performers have a good time with it. Next up, junkie James Deen gets it up for Pixie Pearl, with some tit-fucking to start. There's a nice effect where Pixie fantasizes that she's fucking the singer from Dallas instead. Then Pixie and Dana make their way to the recording studio to fuck some of the band members, with three guys and two girls switching partners frequently — it's rough, nasty, and frenetic, filmed on shaky handheld cameras, and when the action isn't hard to follow, it's hot. Charlotte Stokeley and Cassidey hold out for a chance to fuck the lead singer, though, and find a guy who's willing to introduce him... to whichever one of them sucks the best cock. They do their best, but he doesn't follow through on the promise. Monique, Pixie, and Cassidey assuage their disappointment by having a rough-and-tumble all-girl three-way. Charlotte finally sneaks into the recording studio under the pretense of being a reporter, and manages to give the rock star a good sloppy blowjob... but they're interrupted before she goes as far as she'd like. Finally — as we knew she would — Cassidey gets the chance to fuck her number one crush. It's a pretty good scene, though perhaps not worth all the build-up. There's some foot-fucking for the cumshot, which is nice if you're into that. This is a clever, fun flick full of little jokes, asides, and pop-cultural references, with a hot cast. The music is even pretty good. Extras include commentaries, a PDF of the script, photo gallery, a short film, and a CD soundtrack in the form of "Dallas's" new EP. It's a cool, funky, sexy package. (2007, 1 hr. 57 min.)

Cast: Dana DeArmond, Tommy Pistol, Pixie Pearl, James Deen, Pixie Pearl, Daniel, Julius Ceazher, Icarus Corpse, Cassidey, Charlotte Stokely, Justin Syder, Monique Alexander

item TV-VIV-1583-DVD, dvd format: $27.95 [Order]
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Silky Bendable Elastomer Dildo
We wish all dildos were made like the Silky Bendable Elastomer Dildo. Made with a flexible spine that allows you to bend this guy at nearly any angle you could desire: bend it at the top for some G-spot (or p-spot) action, curve along the whole length for some rockin' good times, or bend it at the bottom to imitate a (rather large) flaccid penis for packing. Sure, you might get some hungry stares from folks on the street (we did mention that this is going to be a rather large packer, yes?), but when you pick up that hottie and take them back to your place, you need only straighten out the Silky and thrust away (do warm them up with a nice kiss first, of course). Made from a silky smooth elastomer, it's squeezable and feels a lot like very smooth skin. The wide flange makes this usable in a harness and a great choice for anal sex; it even suctions very well on flat surfaces (works best when the bottom is moist). It is latex- and phthalate-free, and compatible with silicone- and water-based lubricant. Do not store elastomer toys with vinyl products. 7" long, 1-1/2" thick, and the base is 2-1/2" by 3". Blue only.

item TT-VBX-2334-BL, blue: $49.95 [Order]
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Tickle His Pickle: Your Hands-on Guide to Penis Pleasing
Allison, Dr. Sadie
If you'd like to get more comfortable pleasing the man in your erotic life, Dr. Sadie Allison's Tickle His Pickle: Your Hands-On Guide To Penis Pleasing is just the guidebook you need. With chapters on seducing a man, hair trimming, handjobs, blowjobs, butt play and more, not to mention sexy cartoon illustrations, this book is almost as fun to read as it is to put into practice. There's even a recipe to make your man's come taste sweeter! Dr. Allison knows her stuff, and this book is great as a beginner's manual or as a refresher course (though there are some tricks in here you might never have thought of) on making your favorite cock stand up and, er, shout with joy.

item TB-TKK-1418: $14.95 [Order]
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Kama Sutra Petite Pleasures Body Soufflé
Adding a new level of decadence to any sensual massage, the Kama Sutra Petite Pleasures Body Soufflé tastes as good as it feels. Designed specifically for erotic massage, it absorbs quickly into the skin, leaving it soft, not greasy; perfect to rub up against! In fact, it's so light once it's rubbed in, it makes for a very nice all-around body lotion (one that will make you want to lick your fingers once you've rubbed it in). The new Petite Pleasures is 2 ounces and small enough to fit in your cosmetic bag. Perfect as stocking-stuffers or a treat for yourself. Indulge in Chocolate Crème Bruleé or Strawberry Crème. Hypoallergenic and dermatologist tested. Not for use as a sex lube.

Ingredients: Water, Ethylhexyl Palmitate, Cetyl Alcohol, Glyceryl Stearate, Caprylic Triglyceride, Glycerin, Dimethicone, Cetearyl Alcohol, Flavor, Polyacrylamide, C13-14 Isoparrafin, Laureth-7, PEG-100 Stearate, Carbomer, Sodium Saccharine, Sodium Hydroxide, Potassium Sorbate, Tetrasodium EDTA, Phenoxyethanol.

item TS-KMS-1092-CHO, chocolate crème bruleé: $10.95 [Order]
item TS-KMS-1092-STR, strawberry crème: $10.95 [Order]
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Kama Sutra Petite Pleasures Oil of Love
Warm up your night with Kama Sutra's Petite Pleasures Oil of Love. These tasty oils are unlike other massage oil. Made specifically with a more erotic massage in mind, these water-based oils warm when you blow on them gently, making for an even more sensual experience. Sprinkle some kisses here and there or lick the tasty oil off for a sweet treat. Kama Sutra Petite Pleasures Oil of Love is 0.75 ounces and comes in a super cute glass bottle with a cork cap that's small enough to tote in your purse (for those late night sexcapades) and cute enough to give as gifts (they'd make a great addition to a bridesmaid gift bag, a naughty Easter basket, a dirty Santa stocking and so on). Indulge in Strawberry Dreams, or Vanilla Creme. They are hypoallergenic and dermatologist tested. Washes off easily with water. Not for use as a sex lube.

Ingredients: Glycerin, Propylene Glycerol, Water, Sucrose, Sodium Saccharine, Citric Acid. Love

item TS-KMS-1091-VAN, vanilla creme: $9.95 [Order]
item TS-KMS-1091-STR, strawberry dreams: $9.95 [Order]
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Kama Sutra Petite Pleasures Honey Dust
If you've wanted to try our Kama Sutra Honey Dust but didn't want to commit to the full 8 ounce size, we now offer it in a Kama Sutra Petite Pleasures Honey Dust 2 ounce size! When dusted over the body, it gives the skin a silky, luminous glow and makes the wearer into a deliciously lickable treat. You can also sprinkle it in your bed sheets for a delicate scent, or use it daily as a sweetly scented body powder. The diminutive size makes it the perfect addition to gift bags (for bridesmaids, slumber parties, etc.) or grown-up Easter baskets and Christmas stockings. Comes with a tiny feather applicator.

item TS-KMS-1094-SD, strawberry dreams: $14.95 [Order]
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[RECOMMENDED!]

Tristan Taormino's Expert Guide to Oral Sex Part Two: Fellatio
Tristan Taormino
Vivid
Tristan Taormino's Expert Guide to Oral Sex Part Two: Fellatio is a great overview of the noble art of cocksucking. Tristan begins by presenting anatomical charts to a room full of ordinary women, discussing the anatomy of the penis (circumcised and un-), with special attention to the more sensitive parts (head, frenulum, etc.). She then addresses the camera to remind guys that fellatio can be a mutually-pleasurable experience for both partners, not just a selfish act. The talk doesn't last too long before the demonstration begins, with Roxy DeVille trying a variety of techniques on Christian, while Tristan's voice-over suggests various moves. Kaiya Lynn and Alec Knight are up next, talking about "more advanced" techniques and their own preferences, and then diving right in. This is a far less clinical scene, in a bedroom setting, and while Tristan's voiceover still points out relevant techniques, it's much more like typical porn. (The voiceovers can be turned off, too — in fact, you can watch the whole film just as pure smut, though it's better as an education film than a straight blowjob movie.) Lindsey Meadows and Marco Leon follow, with a little talk and then some sweet and tender action, basically reprising the earlier advice, with an emphasis on communicating likes and dislikes. Finally, Adrianna Nicole and Alec cover the really advance techniques — deep-throating, contortionist positions, face-fucking, etc. (There are occasional disclaimers, like, "Only try this position if it feels comfortable: it's not for everyone.") Finally, we get extended glimpses of some of the earlier demonstrations, which feels a bit like filler, but has some nice moments, and then a really nice blowjob with Roxy and Christian featuring some anal stimulation for him. This is a remarkably complete guide to fellatio, from sweet and tender to rough and sloppy and all points in between, with tons of practical advice and interesting extra features. Highly recommended.

Winner of the 2008 Feminist Porn Award for Best Educational Title! (2007, 90 min.)

Cast: Roxy DeVille, Christian, Kaiya Lynn, Alec Knight, Lindsey Meadows, Marcos Leon, Adrianna Nicole, Tristan Taormino

item TV-VIV-1569-DVD, dvd format: $32.95 [Order]
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Kama Sutra Milk Chocolate Body Paint
Attention artsy types! If you love making an artistic statement and want a novel new way to do it in the bedroom, consider using the Kama Sutra Milk Chocolate Body Paint to express yourself all over your lover's body canvas. Just dip the supple paintbrush into the cute little jar of tasty milk chocolate body paint and stroke your way into decadent self-expression. Clean-up never tasted so good! Includes a 2-ounce jar of milk chocolate flavored paint and one paint brush.

item TS-KMS-1089: $13.95 [Order]
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Role Modeling
Dana DeArmond
Vivid Alt
In Dana DeArmond's Role Modeling, Dana "mentors" five new porn stars, recruited from Dana's legions of fans on the internet, and films their first onscreen fucks. First up, tattooed brunette cutie Rory Tonic has a hot three-way with Sascha and Alec Knight; she's very fetching on her knees, sucking them both off, with her pierced breasts on display, and likewise when bent over to take one cock in her mouth and one in her cunt. Alas, there's no DP, but Dana does join in for a bit at the end. Next, newbie Apple McCall — who's cute in oval glasses — shags Daniel. She's a bit nervous and kind of awkward on camera, without the wantonness some of the other performers demonstrate, but by the end she's loosened up a bit, and seems to be having a hot time; she's certainly good at giving the camera soulful looks. Newcomer Casper Vice, pale and not your typical porn-star pretty, fucks Daniel a bit coolly at first, but quickly heats up. There's some choking and rough rolling-around, and when Casper spreads her ass cheeks so he can penetrate her cunt more deeply — that's hot. Dana herself breaks in male discovery Johnny Utah, who doesn't do much in the scene but sit around looking stoned, but it's still quite hot after Daniel joins in to make it a hardcore three-way, with lots of the ass-pounding we've come to know and love in Dana's performances. Finally, Andy San Dimas wears athletic socks and a denim skirt and shags Jordan in the back of an El Camino. The music is a bit annoying at times, and she doesn't always look that into the action, but the gonzo blowjob is nice. The focus on fresh faces is appealing, and Dana's personality carries the day, but be aware that about a third of the feature is interviews and general blathering, so there's not as much sex as you might suppose from the running time. Extras include a whole disc with trailers, behind the scenes footage, and Dana's video blog entries, plus a pretty good indie rock CD. (2007, 154 min.)

Cast: Rory Tonic, Alec Knight, Sascha, Dana DeArmond, Apple McCall, Daniel, Casper Vice, Daniel, Johnny Utah, Andy San Dimas, Jordan Ash

item TV-VIV-1585-DVD, dvd format: $27.95 [Order]
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Best Women's Erotica 2008
Blue, Violet (editor)
Cleis Press
Sometimes, you just really need a woman's touch (in more ways than one). Best Women's Erotica 2008 focuses on stories that are written for women, with female viewpoint characters, and, for the most part, are written by women. But don't try to pin down "women's" erotica any more than that. Sure, there's an emphasis on character, but these characters are as diverse as real women: tender, strong, naive, experienced. And the stories follow suit, with sex that's rough, messy, gentle, voyueristic and so forth. With stories by Alison Tyler, Morticia Catherine, R. Gay, Lola David, Miel Rose, George Storey, Xan West, Cerise Noire, Scarlett French, and many more. (2008, 240 pp.)

item TB-CLS-1420: $15.95 [Order]
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Naked Ambition: An R-Rated Look at an X-Rated Industry
Grecco, Michael
Rock Out Books
If you've ever wanted to know more about the sex industry — especially about the stars, the directors, the folks who make their living there — you can't miss Naked Ambition: An R-Rated Look at an X-Rated Industry. Photojournalist Michael Grecco set up a booth at the 2006 and 2007 AVN awards and shot — and interviewed— many of the most important, unique and fascinating people in the porn industry. Following the format of a full-page, full-color picture (or two), most are accompanied by a paragraph detailing the significant history of the individual in question (sometimes with fun quotes or body measurements or what they did before porn, etc). From Jenna Jameson to Joanna Angel, from Larry Flynt to Seymour Butts, from Ron Jeremy to Buck Angel, it's an engrossing look at what it means to be in the industry. The photographs appear very natural and realistic (you can see wrinkles and pores sometimes), though Grecco does thank his retoucher in the acknowledgements. Remarkably frank, this book makes the sex industry into what it really is — simply a way of life, not some scandalous, snickering secret to be ashamed of. We had a hard time putting this one down, and, considering the size of this gorgeous coffee-table book, that's saying something! 14" tall by 10" wide. Full color. (2007, 224 pp.)

item TB-ROB-1412: $40.00 [Order]
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Hipster Leather Harness
This groovy two-strap harness is made out of a supple garment leather that molds smoothly to your body and feels really sexy against your skin. Unlike almost every other harness we carry, the Hipster Harness does not use an O-ring to hold the dildo on; there is only a simple 1-7/8" wide hole (reinforced with top-stitching) through which you insert your dildo; the leather of the crotch piece holds the base of the dildo against you. Because of this, this harness is only really recommended for dildos from 1-1/2" to about 2" wide (provided they have a wider base, of course). We almost didn't bring this harness in because of this, but we just loved the garment leather and awesome fit of it too much to pass up. It fastens securely with buckles low around the hips, putting your dildo right where a real dick would be; the leg straps are adjusted by D-rings and can be moved by sliding them along the back of the hip strap. Fits hips 28" to 44". Dildo not included.

item TT-KOK-2107: $79.95 [Order]
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Off With Your Head Silicone Topper
Oh, boy, do we ever love the Hitachi Magic Wand, but, let's face it, the tennis-ball-sized head is not the prettiest thing we've ever rubbed ourselves against. Off With Your Head not only solves the aesthetic issue, but improves on the original's function as well. Made to replace the entire head of the Hitachi (so you're going to have to work that old head off (don't worry, it comes with instructions); some of them take some time to get off, so be patient), the Off With Your Head is made of 100% silicone, so it can be boiled (only when it's off the toy, of course). With three horizontal ridges on one side and a vertical ridge ending in a little nubbin on the other, there are many fabulous feeling textures for you to grind against while your Hitachi vibes you into a blissful state. We found that this focuses the vibrations on the clit much better than the original head does. Just keep your old head around in case you also want to use your Hitachi with a different attachment (such as the Gee Whiz). In stylish black, it really improves the look and feel of this old best beloved vibrator!

item TT-VXN-2359: $29.95 [Order]
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Rosebud Silicone Vibrator
As if having a bunny or elephant tickling your clit isn't funny enough, how about a stingray? The Rosebud Silicone Vibrator has a little stingray clitoral tickler that may look odd, but it feels amazing. The stingray's wings and antennae buzz so fiercely that they blur as they completely surround your clitoris in vibrating bliss. But there's no need to limit the little stingray to your clit; our tester got a kick out of turning the vibrator around while the shaft was inside, so that the tickler worked its magic on the outside of her ass. Verrry nice!

Aside from the fierce tickler, the pink Rosebud is simplicity at its best. Made from silicone that is silky smooth to the touch, it glides over your pussy with little friction and slips inside easily. The smooth shaft is topped with an egg-shaped head and, although it does not have the tumbling beads, the shaft swivels rather strongly — not quickly, but strongly — and it still moved even when our tester clenched it as hard as she could with her PC muscles (your mileage may vary, of course). The shaft and tickler can move independently, so you can have the swiveling without the vibrating, and vice versa, controlled by sliding the switch on the battery pack at the base of the toy. Some minor problems are the little difference in intensities when both switches are moved from low to high, and the loud volume. Overall, it is a very strong and very pretty toy. It is not waterproof, so we suggest just washing it with a wet washcloth and soap. Please note, the stingray vibrator prong is meant for external vibration only so do not insert it, as you may damage the toy and such use is not covered under the warranty. Takes four AAA batteries (not included, but we do sell them). 3-1/2 inches insertable, 1-3/8 inches diameter, 2-1/4 inches long sting-ray.

item TT-VBX-2333: $70.95 [Order]
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Tranceptor, Book Two: Iron Gauge, Part One
Manning, Michael and Patrick Conlon
Amerotica
After far too long, the sequel to the stunning Traceptor: Volume One is here! Tranceptor: Volume Two: Iron Gauge picks up right after the first one leaves off, with the workers nervously trying to get a tranceptor to sign to cover the damages she inflicted on their stables. She puts the messenger through some delightfully naughty paces. Meanwhile, her rival tranceptor gives her ponygirls a chance to strip down and sponge each other off while she gets a sensual massage from a worker she picked up. The sex that follows is anything but ordinary, but definitely hot. Artist Michael Manning brings deliciously kinky sex alive in black-and-white drawings, and the world created by author Patrick Conlon is ripe with intrigue and possibilities for even more outrageous sexcapades. A delicious sequel which answers some questions but leaves us panting for more, more, more! (2007, 48 pp.)

item TC-AME-1055: $9.95 [Order]
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Electrosex Silicone Cock-Rings, Bi-Polar
Finally, some cock-rings to add some fun to your Electrosex play! These Electrosex Silicone Cock-Rings, Bi-Polar fit around the outside of your penis (or, depending on where they fit the best, around your cock and balls) and send an electrical current through from one side of the ring to the other. One side of the inside of this ring is the positive side, one the negative, so you need to be sure that these fit snugly enough to make contact on both sides at once for the current to pass through your penis properly. Made out of silicone, so these are going to give a little (though not as much as the Electrosex Silicone Cock-Rings, Uni-Polar; these are a more rigid silicone). Comes with two rings, one 40mm inner diameter (that's a smidge over 1-1/2") and one 50mm inner diameter (that's just under 2"). A fun new way to put a spark into your sex life!

Please Note: To use Electrosex attachments you must have a power source. They will work with the Digital Electrosex Power Box, or, if you use a MyStim Power Adaptor Converter Plug with a MyStim Digital Power Box. Speaking of attachments, the Digital Electrosex Power Box, MyStim Power Adaptor Converter Plug, and the MyStim Digital Power Box are sold separately from this attachment. We repeat, the power source is not included.

item TT-RIM-2306: $53.95 [Order]
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Electrosex Silicone Cock-Rings, Uni-Polar
These days you don't see many uni-polar e-stim devices, which is one reason to get excited about our Electrosex Silicone Cock-Rings, Uni-Polar. This set of two cock-rings has one with a positive charge and one with a negative charge, which means that the current will pass from one cock-ring to the other, and not between two points on the same ring. These are far wider and more flexible (thanks to their silicone goodness) than your typical cock-ring, making for a very unusual sensation (more surface area means a less pins-and-needles feeling when the juice is turned on). Unlike our Electrosex Silicone Cock-Rings, Bi-Polar you must use both rings at the same time in order for these to work. Place one on your shaft and one around your balls, (or both on different points along the shaft, or both on different places on your balls, etc.) and the current will take the shortest route through your body from one ring to the other. Comes with two rings, one 40mm inner diameter (that's a smidge over 1-1/2 inches) and one 50mm inner diameter (that's just under 2 inches). Please note that both rings must make good contact with your skin in order for these to work properly. Not for use above the waist. With these two rings, you're in for a shockingly good time!

Please Note: To use Electrosex attachments you must have a power source. They will work with the Digital Electrosex Power Box, or, if you use a MyStim Power Adaptor Converter Plug with a MyStim Digital Power Box. Speaking of attachments, the Digital Electrosex Power Box, MyStim Power Adaptor Converter Plug, and the MyStim Digital Power Box are sold separately from this attachment. We repeat, the power source is not included.

item TT-RIM-2305: $41.95 [Order]
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Electrosex Leather Cock-Ring
The Electrosex Leather Cock-Ring isn't your typical cock-ring. With a strap that snaps around your cock and balls and a strap that snaps just around your shaft, this baby gives you a little extra squeeze while it holds you tight, which pushes your package out further in front of you. Not just visually stimulating, the bi-polar design of this toy sends an electrical current (via flat metal studs on the inside of the toy) through your parts for wonderful tingly sensations. Some folks found it can be used for hands-free masturbation, and it leaves the head free for extra manual stimulation if you're so inclined. The big ring's inner diameter measures from 1-7/8" to 2-1/8" and the smaller ring's inner diameter measures from 1-1/4" to 1-3/8". Add a little zing to your cock-ring play!

Please Note: To use Electrosex attachments you must have a power source. They will work with the Digital Electrosex Power Box, or, if you use a MyStim Power Adaptor Converter Plug with a MyStim Digital Power Box. Speaking of attachments, the Digital Electrosex Power Box, MyStim Power Adaptor Converter Plug, and the MyStim Digital Power Box are sold separately from this attachment. We repeat, the power source is not included.

item TT-RIM-2149: $41.95 [Order]
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Electrosex Leather Cock Sheath
Definitely one of the sexiest e-stim toys around, the Electrosex Leather Cock Sheath is made of real leather and laces up, making it wonderfully adjustable. The 14 steel electrodes on the inside of the sheath (the sheath is pictured inside out so you can see the studs; the exterior of the sheath is just plain leather, not studded) make easy contact with your cock once it's tied snugly inside, and pass current from the positive side to the negative side, moving through your cock in the process. A very fun toy in BDSM situations, this can also be used for solo or more gentle partner-play by dialing back the intensity on the power box (not included). Measures nearly 4" long and can fit cocks anywhere from 1-3/8" to about 1-3/4" wide (or wider if you use a longer shoelace). Gives new meaning to dressing for shock value!

Please Note: To use Electrosex attachments you must have a power source. They will work with the Digital Electrosex Power Box, or, if you use a MyStim Power Adaptor Converter Plug with a MyStim Digital Power Box. Speaking of attachments, the Digital Electrosex Power Box, MyStim Power Adaptor Converter Plug, and the MyStim Digital Power Box are sold separately from this attachment. We repeat, the power source is not included.

item TT-RIM-2308: $41.95 [Order]
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Strap-on Motel
Beatty, Maria
Bleu Productions
Strap-on Motel is far more classy than its rather straightforward title would suggest. Indeed, it's an elegant and even sweet indie film, made with great care and attention to detail, with a willingness to linger that's absent in most frenetic mainstream porn. There are only two performers onscreen, the blonde London and the boyish Dylan Ryan, and the success of the production depends entirely on their chemistry together; fortunately, they seem perfectly at ease with one another, and the film is like a glimpse into a long lost weekend of languid lust. Dylan and London make love to one another in a motel, and that's all there is to this film, but the closeness of the focus does not necessarily mean a lack of variety. There are scenes shot in black and white, with both women in boy-drag; scenes with elegant evening gowns and high black boots; scenes of breathless fucking in a bathroom; scenes of dripping candlewax; scenes of face-riding, featuring a dildo in a mouth harness. The sweetly kinky sex onscreen is set off beautifully by a jazzy, bluesy soundtrack, and by occasional thoughtful and poetic voiceovers written and read by the sultry-voiced Ursula Del Aguila. This is a charming jewel of a film.

Nominated for the 2009 Feminist Porn Awards! (2008, 50 min.)

Cast: Dylan Ryan, London

item TV-BLE-1605-DVD, dvd format: $19.95 [Order]
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Thumbelina Elastomer Vibrator
With a bulbous head shaped somewhat like a rather large thumb, the Thumbelina Elastomer Vibrator is quite possibly the best G-spot in/out vibe we carry. The lower edge of the head dips in a bit, making a gentle ridge that fits quite nicely against the G-spot; as the entire shaft rotates around, this ridge rubs against the G-spot over and over again, feeling, at least to this tester, kinda like having sex with a guy who really knows how to move his hips around (as opposed to the guys who just thrust in-and-out). As if this delicious grinding sensation were not enough, the Thumbelina has a nice, broad tickler, lined with bumpies and sprouting a tiny little antennae at the top. Use the flat expanse of the tickler to rub your clit against or pull the toy out a bit and let that antennae flick against your clit; either way, it feels really fantastic and provide the perfect counterpoint sensation to the grinding shaft take you over the edge. The rotating shaft and the vibrating tickler are controlled by separate sliding controls in the base; we noticed only a little lessening of the rotating power when the vibrating tickler was turned on, but not so much as to distract us from our purpose. Those with very powerful PC muscles might find themselves able to stop the rotating shaft, but our tester had to concentrate and use every bit of her Kegel muscles to do so, but, of course, your mileage may vary. 8-1/2 inches long overall, 4 inches insertable, 1 1/2 inches wide at the widest insertable point. Takes four AAA batteries (not included, but we do sell them). This is one vibrator you'll definitely want to hitch a ride on!

item TT-VBX-2375: $44.95 [Order]
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Beadazzle Vinyl Anal Vibrator
We all appreciate the swiveling motion of a good in/out vibrator, but just imagine what such a deliciously undulating motion would feel like in your ass. Seriously. Beadazzle Vinyl Anal Vibrator is sort of a like a vibrating bloop stick... that wiggles. Like a lover's gentle finger, the Beadazzle moves in small circles, carefully opening you up, caressing your body to make it relax. The slider in the base allows you to control the speed, so you can start off nice and slow and work your way up to a vigorous grind. It has four bloops that gradually increase in size as you work your way down the toy; only the top two really gyrate, in relatively small circles, which is probably all that one would want in such a delicate area. The vibrations turn on when the gyrations do, and are mostly concentrated in the tip, which is great news for beginners who can only fit the first bloop or two into their tushies, but still want all the rotating, vibrating fun. It's made of food-grade vinyl, so you can wipe it clean with a soapy washcloth; just be sure not to store vinyl with elastomer toys. 6" insertable, 1/2" to 1" wide. Takes three AAA Batteries (not included, but we do sell them). Let your butt be beadazzled!

item TT-VBX-2377: $33.95 [Order]
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Rabbit Pearl Elastomer Vibrator
Here we have what claims to be the "original" rabbit vibe, but now in pthalate-free elastomer. Made in Japan, the Rabbit Pearl has essentially the same look as other bunny vibes, but in a much more attractive (pale pink) color. As with other rabbit vibes, the ears and nose vibrate to stimulate the clit, and the 7-1/4" long main shaft (4" of which are insertable) contains pearly beads and a mechanism that makes the whole shaft grind around in a sort of "stirring" motion while the beads jumble around providing even more sensation (the pearls area is the widest part of the shaft at 1-1/2"). The two parts of the toy are controlled by separate sliders, each of which has a good range of strength. Unfortunately, the shaft does lose some (but not a tremendous amount of) strength when you crank up the rabbit vibrator. Takes three C batteries (not included, but we do sell them).

Please note, the rabbit vibrator prong is meant for external vibration only. Please do not insert it, as you may damage the toy and such use is not covered under the warranty.

This toy has a higher range of vibrations for the rabbit part than many of our other bunny vibes, but provides somewhat less movement in the shaft/pearl part.

item TT-VBX-2378: $59.95 [Order]
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MyStim Tristan Wand
The MyStim Tristan Wand is a small probe in a pleasing tapered shape that delivers a bit of zing just where you want it. At only 2-1/2" insertable, it makes for a small vaginal probe, and on the "beginner" side for a butt-plug, but thanks to the positive pole on one side and the negative one on the other, the electrical current this little guy delivers can definitely be quite noticeable. The gentle tapered shape makes it easy to grip vaginally, and it stays in surprisingly well anally despite it not having a distinct neck to clench down on. Note that although it can be either a vaginal or an anal probe, once you pick one you need to stick with it, as it cannot be sterilized and you don't want to risk infection; if you'd like to use it in both orifices, we recommend getting a second toy. The base is also a bit on the small side, so be careful not to lose it entirely inside if used anally; you can always use the cord to pull it out if this happens (disconnect the power first!), but that puts wear and tear on the connection and may shorten the life of your toy. A versatile probe for those new to e-stim, anal play or both! 1-1/8" by 1" wide at the widest insertable point, 2-1/2" insertable, 1" wide base.

Please note: The MyStim attachments will only work with the MyStim Digital Power Box which is sold separately. We repeat, the power source is not included with the purchase of an attachment.

item TT-MSM-2180: $77.95 [Order]
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MyStim Power Adaptor Converter Plug
Finally, a way to make other e-stim toys work with your MyStim Digital Power Box! The MyStim Power Adaptor Converter Plug is a simple little cord that plugs into your MyStim Digital Power Box on one end, and lets you plug in a 2.5mm plug on the other. This means that all of you MyStim users who have been eyeing the Electrosex line of toy attachments can now buy this adaptor and the Electrosex toy of your dreams and hook them up to use with your MyStim Digital Power Box! Simple, works well; it's about damn time!

item TT-MSM-2371: $15.95 [Order]
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Crash Pad Series, Volume 2: Unlocked
Shine Louise Houston
Pink and White/Blowfish Video
Crash Pad Series, Volume 2: Unlocked returns to the eponymous apartment of sexual delight, with all the fun and feisty antics inside secretly recorded by (actual director) Shine Louise Houston in the role of high-tech voyeur-next-door. As always, the series features real lesbians and trans-folk with a range of body types — though there's a definite emphasis on the tattooed-and-pierced aesthetic — having realistic (if delightfully kinky) sex. The first scene has two longtime lovers bringing in a guest star — "I've got a present for you" — to spank, slap, (wo)manhandle, pound with a strap-on, and generally ravish. In the next scene, a diligent student comes to the Crash Pad for a quiet night of studying.... but, before long, she's sprawled on the couch fingering herself and fantasizing, eventually blindfolding herself, too. She seems to be having a pretty good time alone, but she welcomes the company when a friend shows up to join her for a playful fuck. The next scene pairs a bossy brunette and her blonde friend, both femmey, for some toe-sucking and deep fucking — their chemistry is fantastic. The fourth scene has a couple of bois roughhousing, with face-fucking, rough doggy style, and even some dildo reacharound action. In the final scene, a couple of tattooed beauties (including alt-porn star Michelle Aston) share their fantasies, and then do their best to realize them. As a whole the film is hot, varied, inventive, and smart, with great production values — the series just keeps getting better and better.

Winner of "Steamiest Trans Scene" in the 2009 Feminist Porn Awards!

Trailer: QuickTime formatWindows Media Player format. (2008, 106 min.)

Cast: Shawn, Jiz, Micah, Dallas, Vai, Legs, Johnny, Jake, Wilder, Michelle Aston, Julie

item TV-BVI-1594-DVD, dvd format: $29.95 [Order]
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MyStim Don Juan Probe
This MyStim Don Juan Probe is one of the smaller e-stim attachments we've seen. Only an inch wide, this slippery, slim number is roughly finger sized! Without all of the usual girth to distract us from the e-stim sensations, we could really focus on exactly what was going on with the patterns we dictated on our power boxes. This toy is a bit tricky as it needs to be inserted at least 2 inches for you to feel the impulses, but not more than 3-3/8 inches or the whole MyStim Don Juan Probe could slip inside. (Oh, that naughty Don Juan, always stirring up trouble!) The MyStim folks tell us that this attachment can be used either vaginally or anally, but if you are putting it in your butt, please exercise extreme caution as there isn't a hint of a base and the shaft is quite short. For this reason, we recommend using this just as a vaginal toy. In any case, do not tug the probe out of your body with the wire as it could ruin your attachment.

Please note that this attachment plugs directly into your MyStim Digital Power Box without necessitating the grey leads included with your box.

Please also note: The MyStim attachments will only work with the MyStim Digital Power Box which is sold separately. We repeat, the power source is not included with the purchase of an attachment.

item TT-MSM-2394: $68.95 [Order]
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Best Lesbian Erotica 2008
Taormino, Tristan (editor)
Cleis Press
If hearing the words "lesbian erotica" conjures up soft-focus visions of women gently petting one another's breasts and hair, this notable anthology is going to change all that. Best Lesbian Erotica 2008 finds all sorts of lesbians in all sorts of places, from femmey college students to a friend's mom to an Amish teenager stuck in a downpour with her friends. These women fuck one another with wild abandon, often with a "no holes barred" sort of mentality that leaves the reader breathless and sometimes more than a little wet herself. With stories by Rachel Kramer Bussell, Shanna Germain, Peggy Munson and more, this fantastic anthology is sure to tickle you just right. (2008, 254 pp.)

item TB-CLS-1421: $14.95 [Order]
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Maven Elastomer Sleeve
Made out of 100% phthalate-free elastomer "softwear skin", the Maven Elastomer Sleeve is unusual in that it is a closed sleeve, which is more like the real thing than the (slightly easier to clean up) other sleeves with a hole on both ends. The Maven is also very, very soft and stretchy, so even if you're longer than its 7" length, it feels more like hitting a soft, pliable surface with the end of your dick, (instead of an immovable object), which just adds to the sensation. Also adding to the good times are numerous soft bumps that line the inside and caress you as you thrust into the toy. The opening measures about an inch wide, but as we said, this is very stretchy material and the toy-buyer managed to fist this toy without problems. Small pock-marks on the outside surface of the toy are a normal part of the manufacturing process and will not affect the use of this unique, real-feel sleeve. And, for all it feels like the real thing, it comes in a soft, dusty blue color and neutral outside that's... shall we say more discreet than many other sleeves. 7" long, outside diameter of 2-3/8" to 1-3/16", but did we mention it's stretchy? A blue tunnel of fun!

item TT-VBX-2379: $24.95 [Order]
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Bride of Sin
Madison Young
MadisonBound/Blowfish Video
Bride of Sin, featuring bondage aficionado and redheaded beauty Madison Young, begins with a bachelorette party, where Ariel X offers to give Madison a striptease and a lapdance — complete with very strictly enforced no-touching rules. Of course, this rule applies only to Madison — Ariel feels free to touch her, grope her, slap her, sit her down on a dildo, and grind on her likewise bare lap. Eventually, a little foot worship and toe-sucking is permitted, and there's a fair bit of foot play. Next we get to witness an intimate moment post-wedding-rehearsal, with lusciously becorseted Madison and Ariel making out on a pew. If you like deep, hot girl-girl kissing, you're in luck — and if you like more, just wait around for a couple of minutes, because things heat up from there, with some strap-on sucking and fucking, including some extremely hot doggy-style anal. Madison turns the tables for our first real bondage, binding up Ariel with a rope harness and eating her out. Next comes "Bride on Bride" action when Madison's betrothed Selina Raven decides to give her a workout before the ceremony with spanking, fucking, rope bondage, and a dunk in a toilet bowl. Then we have "Confession" — of a decidedly non-traditional sort, as Madison kneels before a priest in the form of Claire Adams and admits her transgressions. Naturally, penance must be done, in the form of strict bondage, upside-down suspension, water dunking, strap-on face fucking, and other humiliations — including being bound by ropes from a hanging cross and whipped. (There's a lot of religious iconography juxtaposed with the sex, actually.) Madison is always watchable, and she does some of her best work here.

Nominated for the 2009 Feminist Porn Awards!

Trailer: QuickTime formatWindows Media Player format (2007, 97 min.)

Cast: Madison Young, Claire Adams, Ariel X, Selina Raven

item TV-BVI-1506-DVD, dvd format: $29.95 [Order]
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Graduate Bubble Head Glass Dildo
With seven graduated bloops, the Graduate Bubble Head Glass Dildo is the perfect "warm up" toy for vaginal or, if you promise to be careful, anal play. Ranging in size from about 1" to 1-3/4", the seven bloops follow a subtle curve along the 6-3/4" length. Our testers found this toy especially awesome for partner, G-spot play; the bloops on either end make a good tool for getting in there and really rubbing up against the G-spot, and the firm, slick surface of the glass feels really wonderful rubbing against one's more sensitive bits. The Graduate can be used as an anal toy if you insert the smaller end and make sure to keep a firm grip on the largest bloop (which should never be inserted anally); the gradually increasing size of the bloops gives your ass a chance to get used to one size without the fear of it slipping it back and losing the width you've gained. Try rubbing the bloops along your labia or clit for a ripply warm-up. In a lovely soft pink or a stunning dark cobalt blue glass, this is one is as easy on the eyes as it is hard in your pussy.

item TT-GLW-2382-PK, pink: $35.95 [Order]
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[RECOMMENDED!]

Opening Up: A Guide to Creating and Sustaining Open Relationships
Taormino, Tristan
Cleis Press
It's been a long time since we've had a new book on how to do polyamory right, and, though we love The Ethical Slut with a love that knows no bounds, we're sure that it understands that we can also love other books on the subject just as much, and that it does not diminish our original love for it. If that sentence sounds familiar, intriguing or even confusing to you, you might consider checking out Opening Up: A Guide to Creating and Sustaining Open Relationships. Written by the uber-awesome Tristan Taormino, Opening Up is an updated and very thorough look at what it takes to openly romantically love more than one person at a time. After a very well-researched history of marriages of all types, Taormino settles down into the nitty-gritty: from deciding if an open relationship is for you, to the various kinds out there, to how to create and sustain them, along with all the details and concerns that goes along with that. Peppered throughout with stories from real-life poly folk and written in Taormino's easy-to-read style, this is an excellent way to figure out open relationships. (2008, 256 pp.)

item TB-CLS-1432: $16.95 [Order]
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Paging Betty
Jim Enright
VCA
Paging Betty is a flick from the mid-'90s, vaguely based on the life of fetish pin-up model Bettie Page. The tale is told within a rather sweet frame story — Betty's grown daughter discovers her mom's old pictures, and asks about her wild times as a model in the '50s. The bulk of the film is flashbacks, and the first sex scene is Betty's roommate working as a hooker to make ends meet. That scene is fairly standard stuff, but things get more interesting when Betty goes for an audition with a schlock B-movie producer (he does films like "Attack of the Gopher People") — it's a pretty funny scene, especially Betty's line reading as Queen of the Gopher People, and when it inevitably moves into casting couch territory, Betty runs away, her sensibilities thoroughly shocked. (We get a sex scene anyway when the director calls in his very hardworking secretary.) Desperate for money, Betty goes into business with her roommate, picking up a little cash by watching her fuck an exhibitionist John. Then they get a gig doing pin-up photographs, posing in lingerie, and it's a cute sequence with fake spanking and hair pulling. The two celebrate their success by making out, and we finally get a sex scene with Betty, albeit girl-girl. Next Betty pays her rent with a blowjob — well, gets an extension, anyway — and then agrees to make a porn film to earn some much-needed money. The sex is good, the writing is way above average, and there are some clever plot twists all the way through. Worth a look, especially if you're a Bettie Page fan (though there's no fetish action, alas). (1994, 77 min.)

Cast: Selina St. Claire, Jasper, Leena, Sean Rider, Ona Zee, Bridgette Ami, Chante, E.Z. Ryder, Buck Adams, Steven St. Crois, Jonathan Morgan, Steve Austin

item TV-VCA-1611-DVD, dvd format: $19.95 [Order]
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Clearly Sex Glass Mug
These 12 oz mugs say "Clearly Sex" on one side and "Blowfish Video, www.blowfishvideo.com" on the other. With a little base and a handle, these are easy to use and work for both hot or cold beverages. We only have a handful of these left; once they're gone, they're gone forever!

item TA-BLO-1005: $9.95 [Order]
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Electrosex Silicone Vibrator All-in-One Unit
Those of you who are curious about e-stim play, (especially insertable e-stim play), but don't want to make the big financial commitment of a power box and attachments just to try it out, can now get tingly with our new Electrosex Silicone Vibrator All-in-One Unit. This silicone e-stim vibrator is connected to its own dedicated power box, so you need only insert the batteries (included) and get busy. We love that this is a silicone e-stim toy; those of you dismayed by the hard metal dildos that have ruled e-stim take note! The current cycles on its own through various sensations — from pulsating bursts to tingly strokes, and so on — for three minutes each; note that this means you cannot control what type of sensation comes when. However, you do get to control the intensity of the charges coming through the toy by pressing the ON/UP or the OFF/DOWN keys; this is a good thing, as the first cycle is basically a warm-up, and our tester had to quickly turn the intensity down on the second one. It's also a vibrator, and you can turn on the vibrations separately, though we did notice that the vibrations make the current feel even stronger. Yet, despite the fact that this toy is strong enough to make the muscles contract (which is, of course, one of the joys of e-stim), this toy still doesn't go quite as high as other e-stim toys, which makes this ideal for beginners. 6" long overall, 5-1/4" insertable, the shaft is oval, not round, and measures 1-5/8" wide at widest point one way and 1-7/16" wide the other. Because the base is small (1-5/16" one way and 1-1/16" the other) we don't really recommend this as an anal toy.

item TT-RIM-2383: $95.95 [Order]
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Double Decker D.P. Leather Harness
Double-penetration (a.k.a. "D.P.") is a staple in the world of porn, but so few of us can manage to arrange such an experience in real life. The Double Decker D.P. Leather Harness allows you to experience the joys of being full-up without needing to add a third person to your bedroom chemistry. Made with two removable metal O-rings in the front, you can put the man in your life through the bottom ring and your favorite dildo in the top. Women can also use this harness with two dildos, or guys could use it as a cock-ring harness, or it can be used with only one dildo as a regular ol' harness... the possibilities are nearly endless! Because the O-rings are removable, you can swap out the included 1-1/2" and 1-3/4" metal O-rings with sizes and materials that better suit you (additional rings not included). In a firm-yet-flexible latigo leather, this is the slightly more durable, hardcore version of our popular Ménage à Trois for Two Harness. Fits hips up to 52.

Note: If you would like to see how this harness looks with dildos in it, please check out the photograph of our Ménage à Trois for Two Harness. The Double Decker does not come with any dildos.

item TT-KOK-2413: $49.95 [Order]
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Screw Silicone Butt-Plug
The Screw Silicone Butt-Plug is so versatile that it appeals to beginners, occasional butt players, and true back-door buffs. This twisty delight is it is made from a cushy silicone that feels gentle when inserted. Thanks to the swirls along the plug-end of the toy, you can rotate it as you push it in to make it even more comfy (or don't, for a more ripply effect). Once fully inserted, hold the base and rotate it some more or gently slide it in and out for extra sensation. The Screw has a wide, oval base that holds it neatly and comfortably in place. The small is 2-3/4" insertable and 1-3/8" thick at the widest insertable point with a 7/8" wide neck; the large: 3-1/2" insertable and 1-5/8" thick at the widest insertable point, 1" wide neck.

item TT-WSR-2358-S, small: $31.95 [Order]
item TT-WSR-2358-L, large: $43.95 [Order]
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Tentacle Silicone Dildo
Fans of tentacle porn, take note! The Tentacle Silicone Dildo is a nicely curved silicone dildo, textured on the inside with 19 little suction cups for a texture unlike any you've fucked before (we assume). Try rubbing the suctions cups over your mons, your clit, and down into your pussy — the Tentacle has a wonderful curve that's perfect for finding that G-spot for some serious stimulation, and it gets wider towards the base for a nice, full-up feeling. Made of glow-in-the-dark silicone that has a nice give to it, which makes that strong curve a less intimidating prospect. On the underside of the base is a hole that accommodates a 2-1/4" long and 1" wide bullet (not included; see below). Just add a drop of lube before you insert the bullet so you'll be able to get it out again! The base is flat so it can stand upright on your desk, but it is not harness compatible. 6-1/4" tall, 1" wide at the top, expanding to a 2-1/4" wide base. Whether it's a deep sea fantasy or a tentacle-y hentai fantasy, the Tentacle is sure to hit the spot!

We recommend using a bullet that has a control box. The Tentacle works with the Silver Bullet Vibrator, the Colt Waterproof Bullet, and the Hyper Bullet.

item TT-WSR-2338: $77.95 [Order]
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Unicorn Horn Silicone Dildo
We all know about unicorns and virgins... but you don't have to be inexperienced to experience the joy of this Unicorn Horn Silicone Dildo. Handmade out of quality silicone, this stunning shaft is tapered and textured to look remarkably like a unicorn's horn (or what we imagine one would look like) in a shimmering, opalescent white. A ridge spirals down the shaft to create yummy texture as you ride this horn. The tip is 3/4" wide and expands toward the deep bronze base. The base fits neatly in the palm of your hand and in most harnesses and has a notch in the base for a bullet vibrator (not included, see below). Who doesn't want to fuck a mythical creature? 7" tall, 3/4" to 1-5/8" wide, with a 2-5/8" diameter base.

We recommend using a bullet that has a control box. The Unicorn Horn works with the Silver Bullet Vibrator, the Colt Waterproof Bullet, and the Hyper Bullet.

item TT-WSR-2352: $73.95 [Order]
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[RECOMMENDED!]

Undone
Madison Young
MadisonBound
Undone is written, directed by, and stars Madison Young, the lovely redheaded bondage aficionado. In the first scene, Madison seduces lanky, nipple-pierced Daniel with some dirty talk before kneeling to provide a sloppy blowjob. Then she gets slapped around, manhandled, and pounded hard. She's a screamer, too, and makes her pleasure at all the rough handling known. He bends her over doggy-style and fucks her, giving us a clear view of her smacked red ass (Madison's skin pinks up beautifully under rough treatment). Next we visit an S&M club populated by jaded doms looking for new faces (and other body parts). Daniel obliges by bringing Madison along and — much to her dismay — putting her up for auction. Before she knows what's happening, Madison is naked on the auction block, being examined thoroughly by a potential mistress and master (Selina Raven and James Mogul) — she's cuffed, slapped, flogged, forced to lick boots, and fucked from both ends with cock and strap-on dildo. She gets caned, and unlike so many bondage movies, they hit her for real, and leave the marks to prove it. Of course, no slave examination is complete without anal fucking, and Madison takes it beautifully before being left on the floor, defiled and crying. There's a lot of voiceover work, with Madison narrating her thoughts and motivations, but the writing is smart and often surprising — Madison is talented in many arenas, and this film is one of her best.

Nominated for the 2009 Feminist Porn Awards! (2008, 54 minutes)

Cast: Madison Young, Daniel, Selina Raven, James Mogul

item TV-MAD-1610-DVD, dvd format: $21.95 [Order]
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Moving Out
Jonathan Morgan
Wicked Pictures
Moving Out is presented as a series of flashbacks as the three sexy main characters think back on their years together as roommates, and their various sexual adventures in the apartment they're leaving behind. Blonde Brooke Banner remembers the Y2K New Year's party where she met her boyfriend Voodoo — when they realize it's not the end of the world, she goes down on him, and they move on to reasonably spirited fucking. Maya Gates remembers her drunken belching loser boyfriend Alex Sanders, who aggressively bosses her around in the bedroom — Maya's oral skills are outstanding, and he eats (and smacks) her ass with great enthusiasm before fucking her long and hard both vaginally and anally. Renae Cruz seduces a senator (Steven St. Croix) in hopes of enlisting his help for an environmental cause — she's adorable and passionate, and appears to pretty thoroughly wear him out. Next the roommates use a telescope to spy on neighbors Kylie Wilde and Tommy Gunn having sex, prompting Maya to join in for a three-way that's one of the movie's standout scenes. Finally, the roomies recall a game of truth or dare (with sex toys). The dialogue is fun and flirty, but the all-girl three-way that results is a bit unfocused and slapdash, and isn't a strong ending to the film. The surprisingly funny writing and good dialogue — plus the generally good sex, of course — makes this one worthwhile. (2008, 88 min.)

Cast: Brooke Banner, Voodoo, Maya Gates, Alex Sanders, Renae Cruz, Steven St. Croix, Kylie Wilde, Tommy Gunn

item TV-WKD-1614-DVD, dvd format: $28.95 [Order]
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Badboi Silicone Dildo
While most folks want to end up with really nice guy, we all know that sometimes it's those bad boys that can really get your motor running. And, just like its human counterpart, the Badboi Silicone Dildo is sure to get you all revved up. This guy is made with the firm inner core and soft outer silicone material that makes Vixskin a much revered favorite. This Badboi swaggers in with an impressive 7" in length and a mighty 2" in diameter. With his pronounced mushroom head and ridged foreskin this is both a realistic looking and big feeling cock. The flat base allows for a firm fit if wearing in a harness (though do make sure that your harness can take something this wide!). The slight bend in the shaft makes this a rocker for g-post or p-spot stimulation. Who said bad couldn't mean good — oh, oh, so good.

item TT-VXN-2419-VN, vanilla: $92.95 [Order]
item TT-VXN-2419-BS, butterscotch: $92.95 [Order]
item TT-VXN-2419-CH, chocolate: $92.95 [Order]
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Boiscout Silicone Dildo
Just like any good scout, the Boiscout Silicone Dildo strives to give just a little more, measuring in at 6" in length by a girthy 2" diameter. A smoother, less veiny, and slightly wider version of its older brother, the Boifriend, it has a flat, harness-compatible base that will appeal to those who appreciate a more streamlined look and fit. Made from the same soft, squishy exterior and hard inner core material that makes Vixskin silicone fully functional and some of the most realistic dildos on the market, this trustworthy Boi puts fun and adventure back into scouting around. You'll be making the Boiscout pledge in no time!

item TT-VXN-2418-VN, vanilla: $92.95 [Order]
item TT-VXN-2418-BS, butterscotch: $92.95 [Order]
item TT-VXN-2418-CH, chocolate: $92.95 [Order]
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Where's Dildo? And 99 Other Mind-Stimulating Puzzles
Nerve.com
Not just a bunch of find-the-hidden-dildo pictures, Where's Dildo? And 99 Other Mind-Stimulating Puzzles is stuffed full of a variety of different games, such as mazes, word finds, sexy mad libs, trivia, riddles, crosswords, stuff we can't describe in a few pithy words, and yes, a few find-the-dildo pictures too. Spiral-bound so the book lays flat (easier to write in that way), it's printed in a soft red ink which is easy on the eyes, and is divided into Easy, Medium and Hard sections. Most pages are discreet enough that you could work the puzzles on an airplane (especially if your lover is sitting next to you, helping out), and the puzzles are interesting and often funny enough to keep you entertained for quite some time. A great way to get in a dirty state of mind, Where's Dildo? is a good time between the (paper) sheets. (2008, 200 pp.)

item TB-CHR-1436: $12.95 [Order]
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Joy Rider Leather Harness
If you love the idea of strapping on a dildo, but hate the feel of a substantial harness against your tender bits, we have the answer. The Joy Rider Leather Harness is the updated and leather version of our Big Nothing Harness, with a metal O-ring in the front connected to latigo leather straps: one that goes around the hips, and one going from the O-ring to the hip strap in the back. Fully adjustable, you can swap out the included 1-1/2" O-ring for rings in other sizes (additional rings not included), slide the crotch strap along the back until it's comfortable, and cinch up either strap with easy-to-manipulate D-rings. Despite its diminutive size, it holds on most dildos (not included) quite well while letting you get up close and personal with the object of your thrusting. Fits hips up to 52". The Joy Rider is a joy to ride in, or on.

item TT-KOK-2423: $39.95 [Order]
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[RECOMMENDED!]

Writers & Rockstars
Madison Young
MadisonBound
In Writers & Rockstars, writer/director/star Madison Young plays a poet working on a piece about fucking rockstars. Her efforts are interrupted by James Mogul, who bosses her around a bit and films her with a handheld camera while she sucks his cock. Though known for her bondage skills and SM films, Madison is equally adept at straightforward sex, and she's beautiful on her knees (wearing cute glasses, no less), stroking and sucking with verve and style. Next we see her on stage, reading from her work and expounding on her theory that rockstars fuck the way they play music onstage. The poem moves into a flashback of backstage shenanigans with lean leading man Daniel, who clearly excels at groupie-groping. There's a bit of SM stuff here — Madison gagged with underwear and choked with a belt, dribbled with hot candlewax, and thoroughly pounded. There's more candlewax in the girl-girl scene that follows, where Madison fucks busty blonde Dia in a bar; there's also a Hitachi magic wand, a big dildo, and lots of kissing and fingering and licking. Afterward Dia slips away into the bathroom, where she encounters Dylan Ryan, and they fuck furiously on the toilet, the sink, and against the wall (Dylan sports a strap-on for the last moments of the scene, and Dia's thigh-high boots are fuckably hot). The music throughout — by band Casual Lust — provides better-than-usual background atmosphere, and is well-suited to the story. Every single scene here is hot, and the writing rocks. Highly recommended. (2008, 75 min.)

Cast: Madison Young, James Mogul, Daniel, Dia Zerva, Dylan Ryan

item TV-MAD-1616-DVD, dvd format: $21.95 [Order]
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Amorous Sexcapades
Playgirl
Amorous Sexcapades is porn for straight women who like looking at men with hot bodies and big cocks. (Of course, the women are also gorgeous, so it's pleasant for men to watch, too, making it quite good for couples). The women narrate their fantasies and experiences in voiceover, giving each scene a definite point of view. The first, "Kinks and Brains," has a hard-driving rock soundtrack as busty beauty Gia Paloma, decked out in black lingerie and bearing a riding crop, has her way with a bound and blindfolded TJ Cummings. "Cabin Fever" is more romantic, with Lola making love to Tyler Knight making love for the first time before a fire. In "Hot Rod Lover," Anthony Hardwood fucks Faith in, on, and around her red convertible. The next scene has Talon and Sharon Wild as mechanics working on cars in a shop and engaging in some consensual workplace sexual harassment, with playful flirting escalating to hard sex. Kurt Lockwood is a rockstar in "Watching him Play," with adorable Samantha Ryan as the lucky groupie he takes home. The oddest scene is "Incandescent Love," with Gia Paloma wrapping Mario Rossi in strings of colored lights after a party and fucking him by the light of, well, him (and a lot of candles). There's a bonus scene with Randy Spears and Charmane Star, and a couple of solo male cheesecake scenes too. This is good for straight women looking for some familiar fantasies (and some less familiar) enacted onscreen, or for couples — it's definitely entry-level porn, with a soft-focus and a sense of fun. (2008, 101 min.)

Cast: Mario Rossi, Anthony Hardwood, Kurt Lockwood, Talon, TJ Cummings, Tyler Knight, Faith, Gia Paloma, Lola, Samantha Ryan, Sharon Wild

item TV-PLG-1617-DVD, dvd format: $28.95 [Order]
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[RECOMMENDED!]

Nipplettes Vibrating Nipple Clamps
Meet our new favorite pair of nipple clamps! The Nipplettes Vibrating Nipple Clamps are wireless, activate with the push of a button (well, two buttons, one on each), are coated in a soft, matte-feeling rubber and are waterproof. But none of that is why we actually like them so much. No, these nipple clamps are the perfect beginner nipple clamps, because they honestly hardly pinch at all! Adjustable, even at the "tightest" setting these are very wearable and the pinch is almost not a pinch at all, it's so mild (do note that they'll still sting a bit after taking them off if you've worn them a long time). And yet, they stay on really well. If that's still too much for you, you can adjust them down to an even easier, "looser" setting, though they might not stay put as well if you widen their pinchers too much. The widest you can adjust the clamp to stay open on its own is 5/8", though it will open even wider than that — up to 1-1/8" wide, which is wider than most thumbs. The vibrations are surprisingly tingly when clamped to your nipples; definitely more of the turn-on variety than the inflict-pain variety of vibrating nipple-clamps here. And, with their sleek design and fashionable pink-ness, they're a fashion accessory all on their own! 1/8" gripping surface, 11/16" by the end of the vibe, 2-3/4" long (including the button). Takes three watch batteries (batteries and back-up batteries included) for each clamp.

item TT-CAL-2401-PK, pink: $20.95 [Order]
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Jimi Hendrix: The Sex Tape
Vivid
Jimi Hendrix: The Sex Tape is essentially a short documentary about famed rock star Hendrix and 1960s free love, built around about nine minutes of grainy film footage featuring a black man having sex with two white women. The footage was found when a collector bought a trunk at an auction and found an 8mm film canister labeled "Black Man." He thought the guy in the film looked like Hendrix, did some research, decided that was plausible, and hooked up with Vivid Video for distribution (and, one assumes, subsequent riches). Is the man in the 1969 film actually Hendrix? There's a lot of commentary from a pair of authenticators, both of whom think the answer is yes. One is supergroupie Pamela Des Barres, who famously hooked up with everyone from Jim Morrison of the Doors to Jimmy Page of Led Zeppelin, and the other is Cynthia "Plastercaster," who made a plaster cast of Hendrix's cock in 1968, and is thus in a good position to identify the famous member. Hendrix's lovers say he was a big fan of filming sex, so it certainly seems possible. It's not a terribly dynamic video — Hendrix lies back unmoving while the women suck him, rousing himself only briefly to give them head before they climb on top and fuck him — and the majority of the feature is dedicated to Des Barres and Plastercaster insisting it's really, truly Jimi, they're totally sure of it, they swear. (He looks like Hendrix, but the quality of the film isn't great, so who knows?) It's a pretty good old-school amateur sex film on its own merits, and it's arguably of historical interest, so if you want to see a god of rock using his cock, pick it up. The most interesting special feature is simple footage of the sex tape, with audio commentary by Des Barres and Plastercaster, recorded the first time they watched it — though Vivid also fluffs out the slim contents of the disc with some interracial bonus scenes and the usual trailers. (The "bonus disc" touted on the box cover is just a bunch of preview trailers.) (2008, 40 min.)

Cast: Jimi Hendrix, Pamela Des Barres, Cynthia "Plastercaster"

item TV-VIV-1618-DVD, dvd format: $47.95 [Order]
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Sidekick #1 Elastomer Sleeve
This gorgeous blue sleeve is just the thing to help you out in tight situations! The Sidekick #1 Elastomer Sleeve is 6-1/2" of shiny, deep blue elastomer, smooth (for the most part) on the outside, and peppered inside with stimulating nubbs for exquisite sensations. (Note: the picture is of the sleeve inside-out so you can see the nubby goodness... goodness, isn't it nubby inside? It actually comes inside-out, so the first thing you'll want to do is carefully turn invert it before use.) If those nubs aren't enough for you, the closed end, while stretchy enough for comfort, also means that this little Sidekick can create some seriously strong suction — the closest thing we've found to "blow-job" action in a sleeve since the Head Honcho. 100% elastomer means it's 100% phthalate-free, easy to clean (as you can see, you can carefully turn it inside out), and did we mention the really rockin' deep blue color?

item TT-VBX-2422: $13.95 [Order]
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Eleven Stainless Steel Dildo
By far the biggest, heaviest, metal toy we carry, the Eleven Stainless Steel Dildo caused some double takes and long whistles of awe when it arrived in our offices. It gets its name from its impressive eleven inch length, though don't let the size scare you off — once we started using it, we realized that this is more of an intermediate than an advanced toy. Far longer than you'll probably be able to insert all the way, the Eleven functions quite well as a double-ended dildo, with one end angled up with a 2" head, tapering somewhat to a ridged shaft ending with a slightly downturned, slightly smaller head measuring 1-3/4" diameter. Great for both solo and partnered play and for vaginal and anal play (please use some care as there is no flange). With both ends rounded and slightly pointy, this is a great dildo for G-spot play — the length provides excellent control for giving just the right amount of pressure, and the other end makes a nice handle to maneuver around. It comes in an attractive black bag that is so nice you could use it as a clutch and not one person would ever know it was made to house your honkin' huge metal dildo. For PC exercises the sheer girth and weight is a big bonus; you'll definitely feel your pelvic muscles and you might even feel a bit sore due to the combination of size and weight (a hefty 2.75 lbs). But it's a good satisfying kind of sore like after a good sweaty workout at the gym. A sense of accomplishment. Yeah Muscles! Good job!

item TT-NJY-1981: $299.95 [Order]
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MySexTherapist.com: The First Sessions
Kelly Holland
Chick Media
In MySexTherapist.com: The First Sessions, Tina Tyler plays a relationship counselor who tends to give variations on the same basic piece of advice: Have more, and better, sex. We get to watch the results. The scenes are all romantic boy-girl stuff, with nothing edgy or offputting — there's only one scene with anal, and even it's incredibly gentle and tender. Tyler Knight and Chanel Chavez are up first — the sight of his hard cock trying to escape his boxers is very fine, and Chanel knows what to do with it. The two are beautiful pressed against one another, and their 69 is especially stimulating. Next up, Alexis Malone has sex with her boss, and tries to be understanding of his foot fetish, which mostly consists of rubbing her stocking-clad tootsies against his cheeks and finally coming across her insteps. Marcos Leon's wife Sahara Knight wants to be an exhibitionist, but Marco is shy, so they find some swingers who don't know them personally but are willing to watch; Sahara thrives under the attention. Petite beauty Jasmine asks Kris Knight to provide her first anal sex experience, and there's lots and lots and lots of tender foreplay before they get to the anal (she doesn't really act like it's her first time!). Azalea Lee is afraid she's too vanilla for her boyfriend Ross Severance, so she decides to be a "bad girl" by wearing trashy lingerie... which isn't really that trashy, just a pretty bra and panties, a garter belt, and stockings, but it certainly seems to help their relationship. This is a film full of beautiful people and beautiful lingerie, soft lighting, and tenderness, perfect for couples hoping to spice up their own relationships a bit.

Winner of the 2008 Feminist Porn Award for the Sexiest Straight Film. (2007, 90 min.)

Cast: Tina Tyler, Alexis Malone, Sahara Knight, Chanel Chavez, Azalea Lee, Jasmine, Randy Spears, Marcos Leon, Tyler Knight, Kris Knight, Ross Severance

item TV-CKM-1636-DVD, dvd format: $25.95 [Order]
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Bondage Bar
If you like the idea of being spread-open, but typical bondage-bars seem a bit too hardcore, this Bondage Bar is a gentler version of the same thing. Covered in fabric, with a wide, stiff bar holding four velcro-fastening cuffs (two sets), this bar gives you options and isn't quite as scary-looking as its metal cousins (such as our Adjustable Spreader Bar). The packaging suggests the sub puts her hands through the inner cuffs, while her ankles are held in the ones further out, but our testers found many, many ways to use these. The "ankle" cuffs aren't that far apart (well, far enough for you to feel exposed) but you can use the wrist cuffs for an even narrower spread. You can arrange them every other, with the feet on the inside, along the sides... you can even use it in an extreme hogtie, if you'd like (and are that flexible). The bar itself (the firm part) is 16-1/2" long and the inner cuffs are 9" apart (both of these measurements are from the middle of where the cuffs connect to the bar). The cuffs themselves measure 16" end-to-end, though you'll want at least an inch or two overlap for the velcro. An easy way to add some delightfully naughty fun to your bedroom.

item TT-SSI-2386: $39.95 [Order]
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Twist & Shout Bumpy Glass Dildo
This is definitely a cool toy (albeit a quite unusual one), and it's an excellent choice for fans of serious sensory overload. It really does look like a citrus juicer (well, it looks more like a citrus reamer, but juicer sounds so much more friendly!); a conical ridged head sits on the end of a straight shaft, which sits on a wide, flat base. And at the bottom of the base there's a handle — so you can insert it into the orifice of your choice and rotate the thing with the handle, to get a twisting sensation that's unusual and intense. (You can also just use it in the standard in-out motion if you prefer.)

The Twist & Shout Bumpy Glass Dildo has a 3-1/2" business-end decorated with two rows of bumps and a deliciously bulbous head. Our tester was delighted with the way that bulbous head wedged right against the G-spot. Twist the bottom of the toy with the little crank handle, and you've got friction spinning right against that spot. The 1" width provides a satisfying fullness and the extra bumps on the shaft really make the whole toy that much more satisfying — try an in-and-out motion when you tire of the unique spinning sensation. The glass is slick, smooth and completely unyielding, which provides extra-firm pressure. This makes the toy an intermediate vaginal toy, but more of an advanced anal toy, so if you plan to use it up the butt, be aware (and go gently!). We love the Twist & Shout Bumpy Glass Dildo! Comes with a padded velvet draw-string storage bag. Made in the U.S.A.

Note: These are made of the same kind of glass as Pyrex™, but like all glass sex toys, please exercise caution when handling it, as even a small nick in the glass will make it unsafe to use.

item TT-PHX-2409-PR, solid purple: $199.95 [Order]
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[RECOMMENDED!]

We Vibe II Silicone Vibrator
Wow! We're not often surprised with genuinely new ideas in sex toy technology here at Blowfish, but when we are, we get very, very excited about it. The We Vibe II Silicone Vibrator is an innovative vibrator design, and one that, frankly, we didn't believe would work until we bed-tested it. And wow, were we ever pleasantly surprised!

The We Vibe II is a flexible curve of silicone, with a vibrator at either end. You turn it on by pushing a little button on the We Vibe II's nose. It has nine modes: low, throb, ascending, wave, pulse, tease and cha-cha. Once this rechargeable vibrator is charged up and ready to go (you'll want to charge it overnight for the initial charge) it runs for up to 2 hours. (Press the button for two seconds to turn it off; it also has an automatic shut-off feature.) Insert the flatter side (the side without the charge hole/ switch) into your vagina and let the other end nuzzle up against your clitoris...; the vibe is surprisingly comfortable thanks to the flexible connection between the two ends. Then, and we're not kidding here, go ahead and fuck. Yes, with it inside. The vibrations concentrate sensation on your G-spot and clit simultaneously, and the pressure of the cock thrusting inside you will drive the extra thickness against your G-spot (not to mention rub against your clit) for even stronger stimulation. The result is sex with your key parts fully engaged, rubbed, stimulated, vibrated and loved. Women who have trouble orgasming should definitely give this a try, but even our testers who come easily sang the praises of this clever little toy. The only folks who might have some trouble are folks who find things are a bit tight for them during regular sex (the We Vibe is small, but it definitely makes things a bit tighter, which is a plus for some of us!) or folks who find friction a problem (though that is easily solved for many with the addition of a water-based lube).

It's touted as solo toy as well, but the vibrations by themselves are rather mild/ medium, and our testers thought that it was the added pressure from penetration that really gave the We Vibe its edge. If you use it with a dildo, use lots of lube to help combat the friction from the two silicone toys.

We will note that not everyone is going to have it hit their bits just right, due to differences in anatomy; our testers all loved it, but some might have to make a choice between having it rub the G-spot or the clit, if it won't reach both at once. Measures 1-1/4" wide, 2-1/2" long at the insertable end, and 1-1/8" wide at the other. Rechargeable and comes with charger, instructions, and a pretty case. We We Vibe; maybe you should, too!

item TT-VBX-2427: $99.95 [Order]
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Cockstar
Brad Armstrong
Wicked Pictures
Cockstar embraces sex and rock-and-roll for six musical vignettes, with lots of guitar-thrashing to go along with the hip-thrusting. Kirsten Price, Alektra Blue, and Lexxi Tyler came first as members of a hard-rocking girl band, who celebrate after a gig with some all-girl love, and some very rock-and-roll sex toys. Director Brad Armstrong takes the screen as a heavy metal star getting it on with Goth groupies Stephanie Swift and Michelle Avanti, and fucks them silly (without every fully removing his leather pants); there's a little bit of butt-play before the ladies share a cumshot. Kirsten Price, Lichelle Marie, Justice Young, and Eric Masterson are a fun pop rock band, and Kirsten is crazy hot in a tiny little top and short skirt. The girls suck and fuck the guys, and swap a little cum at the end. Jennifer Dark and Niko take a break from their work in the sound booth at a recording studio for oral, vaginal, and anal pounding. The next scene is strictly oral, with Kirsten dancing in a music video before sucking off Tommy Gunn; it's not bad, especially when she lays on her back and he fucks her face, but it's just a blowjob. In the last act, Victoria Sin, Michelle McLarren, Marcus London, and Nick Manning fuck madly in a tour bus, with tandem blowjobs and some sweet anal. It's a fun flick with some good performances, so pick it up and rock out with your cock out. (2008, 98 min.)

Cast: Kristen Price, Alektra Blue, Lexxi Tyler, Stephanie Swift, Michelle Avanti, Brad Armstrong, Lichelle Marie, Justice Young, Eric Masterson, Jennifer Dark, Niko, Tommy Gunn, Victoria Sin, Michelle McLarren, Marcus London, Nick Manning

item TV-WKD-1622-DVD, dvd format: $33.95 [Order]
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Under the Covers
Candida Royalle
Adam & Eve
Under the Covers is a funny, sweet film from gifted director Candida Royale. It opens with newlywed Richard Range filming his wife Sativa Verte as she does a little striptease for him in lingerie. Turns out the filming is an assignment from their sex therapist, Charly Carlyle, and next up we see Charly being interviewed by a reporter doing a story about "Modern-day Aphrodites" — women who embrace porn and sex.

It's largely a film about secret lives. For one, Charly insists in an interview that the size of a man's cock doesn't matter, but then she heads to a sex shop and we find out otherwise when Charly picks up a nice big toy — and later she orders a well-endowed male prostitute off the internet. The cute girl behind the counter at the sex shop (Erika Kole) turns out to be an abstinence advocate who's gone undercover to infiltrate the world of sex-obsessed heathens — but she's tempted by the toys. The reporter visits a dominatrix (Syren), and there's girl-girl sex with a strap-on, caning, and various flavors of BDSM. Finally, a masquerade sex party allows guests to act on their true urges while in disguise... though there might be a little embarrassment when the masks come off. It's a sexy, funny flick, well worth watching, and good for couples or people just looking for smarter-than-your-average porn. (2007, 85 min.)

Cast: Syren, Lisa Ann, Sativa Verte, Richard Range, Primo, Charly Carlyle, Erika Kole, Maria Ritani, Johnny Dannon, Tyler Marciano, Jamye Waan, Andre Trauberg, Michele Capozzi

item TV-PHE-1627-DVD, dvd format: $27.95 [Order]
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Rocco: Animal Trainer 10
Rocco Siffredi
Evil Angel
Rocco: Animal Trainer 10 continues Rocco Siffredi's long running hardcore gonzo series and (mostly) maintains the high standards of stunt-fucking with hot anal-loving girls that we've come to expect. The Animal Trainer films are among the best in hot, rough, over-the-top sex, and this one is no exception. It opens with Belladonna in a bikini top and a pair of tight shorts, which Sara strips off for Rocco's amusement — revealing the big butt plug already waiting in Belladonna's ass. Sara removes the plug, then proceeds to sodomize her with a huge dildo while Belladonna tells Rocco that she actually "very much prefers it in the ass." If this sounds like something you'd enjoy, the whole movie is just as straightforward, ass-centric, and smut-embracing (with the later addition of real hard cocks in real tight asses). It's low-budget, shot on handheld, and incomparably nasty. There are only a few scenes, most very long, free-form group sex affairs with lots of partner swapping, and there's never a dull moment — for a majority of the film's running time, there's a dick pounding in someone's ass. Though most of the women are nubile and flexible, there are also some older women involved (Rocco's tastes are broad). The final sequence, with a huge horde of guys being serviced by a woman missing a tooth or two, is a low point, and rather a sour ending for an otherwise impressive gonzo film. The only other drawback is the fact that Belladonna and Rocco don't actually fuck...though Belladonna does have plenty of good boy-girl (girl-girl-girl-girl...) scenes. If you like your porn rough, unpretentious, and enthusiastic, this Animal is for you. (2002, 137 min.)

Cast: Belladonna, Kelly Stafford, Melinda Casta, Daniella, Sara, Alissa, Agnes, Ibolya, Betty, Michelle, Nacho Vidal, Sebastian, Danny, Max, Antonio Pilastro, Aratro, Francoise, El Cubano, Lucas, Solar, Joy, Suud, Franco, Clood, Rocco Siffredi

item TV-EVA-1640-DVD, dvd format: $32.95 [Order]
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Vibrating Silicone Cock-Ring
Our vibrating cock-rings have been all the rage for couples for years now, but despite their popularity, very few manufacturers have created these buzzing little treats in silicone. So you can imagine our delight when the Silicone Vibrating Cock-ring showed up in our fishtank one day! The ring itself is a sturdy 2" in diameter and is 3/4" thick, which provides both greater surface area (so it snugs against his stuff without the pinch of smaller rings) and a more visually pleasing package. Perched atop this is a tube of silicone which houses a one-touch bullet vibrator (included) which runs on 3 LR44 button cell batteries (included). The vibrations can be felt by the dude (or strapped-on dudette) wearing it, but it's intended for the recipient during fucking, and that's where most of the vibrations shine, as they buzz against her clit. Do be aware that, because we're all built differently, the vibrations might not hit in just the right spot on all bodies. Also, make sure you use a lot of lube so the silicone can slide easily without sticking. A great way to add a little "oomph!" to your regular ol' sex life!

item TT-TNT-2399-PR, amethyst (purple): $43.95 [Order]
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Intense Desires
Eli Cross
Lennox Films
Intense Desires is porn for women, featuring hard-bodied men who love performing cunnilingus and posing with their six-pack abs a-glisten. In the first scene, Denis Martin plays a sex therapist... who fantasizes about fucking during his sessions. He and fantasy girl Flick Shagwell work through positions on a couch, with plenty of shots of his tight ass moving as he fucks her. When he starts paying attention to his clients again, they're telling him about their experience at a sex club — and we get a flashback to that action in a brick dungeon. It's a four-way — or, more accurately, two couples — with Kurt Lockwood and Aria on one side, and Mario Rossi and Julie Night on the other, fucking in a hanging cage. The blowjobs are very hot, and the fucking is athletic. Next Tyler Knight takes charge with his lover, petite Asian Bamboo, and they get adventurous — she wears a blindfold, and he fucks her thoroughly. They're gorgeous together. Steven St. Croix and Kimberly Kane try to spice up their marriage by doing a little roleplay, pretending to be strangers who meet in a bar and hook up — they certainly fuck on screen like they're doing it for the first time. Finally Denis makes love to Alicia Rhodes on his couch, and it's just as passionate as the others. Call this one couples-friendly with a kinky edge.

Winner of the 2009 Feminist Porn Award for "Sexiest Straight Movie"! (2008, 115 min.)

Cast: Denis Martin, Mario Rossi, Tyler Knight, Steven St. Croix, Flick Shagwell, Aria, Julie Night, Bamboo, Kimberly Kane, Alicia Rhodes

item TV-LNX-1606-DVD, dvd format: $19.95 [Order]
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Dita von Teese: High on Heels
Peter W. Czernich
Marquis Media
High on Heels is a treat for lovers of feet and footwear, featuring submissive boy Sascha in his dream job as a shoe salesman at an exclusive shop featuring extremely high heels and an exquisitely bitchy clientele — specifically, striptease queen Dita von Teese and her busty companion Stacia, who arrive in glossy black overcoats and begin sorting through the merchandise. Serving them in the shop sends Sascha into a fantasy of foot fetishism, where the ladies press his flesh with their heels, crawl around in scanty corsetry, lick one another's heels, and eventually feminize him with make-up, a wig, and a latex maid's outfit. Things heat up a bit when the ladies strip and cuddle in the back seat of a car, with much rubbing of footwear, of course. There are several slow passages with shoes being tried on and close-ups of feet and shoes, which will delight foot fetishists, but might be a bit boring for others. There's no actual sex, just some masturbation, but as far as highly-specialized fetish flicks go, though, this one is incredibly well made, and is a must for podophile fans of glamour, ridiculously high heels, stockings, corsetry, feminization, and light BDSM. (2008, 90 min.)

Cast: Dita von Teese, Stacia, Sascha

item TV-MAR-1646-DVD, dvd format: $38.95 [Order]
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Girls with Desire
Patience
Abby Winters
Girls with Desire has two substantial scenes of Australian amateur lesbians making passionate love, both featuring the gloriously busty, black-haired Angie. In the first scene she's paired with Chloe B., a redheaded cutie with a tongue stud, for a spirited roll in the hay (literally — they're on a horse farm). The two make out, flirt, tease, and finally attack one another in a grinding, fondling, tongue-fucking, cunt-licking, ass-fingering frenzy. Angie introduces the multiply-pierced-and-tattooed Shaminee to on-camera fucking in a warehouse, and Shaminee is a quick study, putting her pierced tongue to work. There are more anal explorations, too. Angie is a voluptuous star with beautiful, womanly curves. Hot, natural, and real, this is another fine girl-girl film from Abby Winters, with bonus features including solo scenes of girls playing with themselves and behind-the-scenes footage and interviews. (2008, 73 min.)

Cast: Angie, Chloe B., Shaminee

item TV-ABW-1648-DVD, dvd format: $27.95 [Order]
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Rubber Sex
Bussel, Rachel Kramer (editor)
Cleis Press
There's something about the squeak of skin-tight rubber that gets one juices flowing — the constriction, the way it covers you while hiding nothing, the shiny, curve-hugging sleekness of it all. The authors in Rubber Sex: Erotic Stories definitely understand the pleasure of latex, PVC and rubber. From hard cocks straining against tight rubber to the ease of cleaning off a thoroughly drenched PVC panty, the reality of squeaky hot rubber sex is beautifully bent over, prodded, examined and punished in this hot hot hot anthology. Fans of more general BDSM should definitely check this one out as well, since most of the stories feature kinky goodness in some form or another. With stories by Rachel Kramer Bussel, Thomas Roche, Alison Tyler, Teresa Noelle Roberts and others, you know this is going to be a delightfully naughty read. (2008, 200 pp.)

item TB-CLS-1437: $14.95 [Order]
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Woody Vibrating Silicone Dildo
A longish, medium-thick dildo of the realistic variety, but in a stunning deep red to keep it from looking too real. The knobby head, ridges, and gentle curve add a touch of verisimilitude while giving extra sensation. 6-3/16" insertable length, 1-1/2" in diameter, with a 2-3/4" wide base. A really nicely sized dildo for strapping on for vaginal or intermediate anal sex. Now with a notch in the bottom that fits a One-Touch Bullet Vibrator (included) for even greater sensations!

item TT-VXN-2417-RD, red: $49.95 [Order]
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[Blowfish Connection!]

Lesbian Life: Real Sex San Francisco
Madison Young
Abigail Productions
Lesbian Life: Real Sex San Francisco is directed by Madison Young, who also provides Sex in the City-style voiceovers to set up the scenes. Shot on location around San Francisco, with some of the hottest members of the coterie of Bay Area lesbian performers, this is a joyful genuine flick with plenty of passion, strap-on fucking, and fun. Settings include Dolores Park (where Jiz Lee and Lorelei Lee read Rilke, eat strawberries, and then enjoy one another thoroughly beneath the trees); auto shop Charlie's Place, where Lorelei Lee hooks up with mechanic Shawn for some much-needed body work; Black & Blue Tattoo, where Shawn thoroughly fucks the adorable Carson on the table, working up a lovely sweat in the process; and finally Ritual Cafe, where Dylan Ryan and Jiz Lee meet briefly before retiring to more intimate quarters for strap-on sucking, fucking, and play with a glass toy. Everyone involved seems to have a blast, and their joy is infectious. It's a shame Madison stays mostly behind the camera, but her skills as a director are quickly coming to match her prowess as a performer.

Nominated for the 2009 Feminist Porn Awards! (2008, 69 min.)

Cast: Madison Young, Lorelei Lee, Shawn, Carson, Jiz Lee, Dylan Ryan

item TV-MAD-1650-DVD, dvd format: $24.95 [Order]
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Bent Graduate Glass Dildo
Sometimes you just need the right tool for the job and, sometimes, that tool is good for more than just the job you started with. The Bent Graduate is, first of all, an excellent G-spot toy. Made out of glass, so it's completely firm, slick (especially with lube) and unyielding, it gives you direct, unrelenting (unless you ease up on the handle) pressure right where you need it. The Bent Graduate has a definite bend in the neck — just about a 45 degree angle — that allows for both easy insertion and ergonomic ease as you press it against the G-spot (or p-spot for that matter); you don't have to torque your wrist all out of line just to get the pressure you're craving. As if that wasn't enough, the other end, which functions as a handle, is easy to grip thanks to three bloops and a thinner disc which separates it from the smooth shaft of the G-spot end. These bloops can be used for vaginal or anal insertion, or for some deliciously bumpy rubbing over your clit (or under the head of your cock). So versatile, it's like a Swiss Army Knife of sex toys! G-spot end is about 4" insertable (5" if you straightened out the curve, which you can't of course) and 1-1/16" wide at widest point; bloopy end is about 3-3/4" insertable and 1-5/16" wide at widest point.

item TT-GLW-2443-PK, pink: $23.95 [Order]
item TT-GLW-2443-BL, blue: $23.95 [Order]
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Rubber Cuffs Kit
Whether you're looking for something vegan or you just like the cool look and feel of rubber against your skin, our Rubber Cuffs Kit is sure to tie you up properly. This set comes with two wrist cuffs, two ankle cuffs, two pairs of plastic clips connected with matching rubber and a simple cloth blindfold — bondage made easy!

Made from durable PVC, these cuffs fit snugly against the skin and are extremely adjustable thanks to the plastic, tongue-less buckle — simply slide the end through the buckle and pull to tighten; thanks to the somewhat grippy nature of rubber, they stay pretty well once they're tightened down. For folks who usually find cuffs too big, do note that these are some of the smaller cuffs that we carry — they fit wrists measuring from 7" in circumference to 9" in circumference and ankles 9-3/4" in circumference to 11-1/2" in circumference. The connector piece for the wrists is 6-3/4" long, and the ankles is 8-3/4" long.

There is a very slight, rubbery odor to these cuffs — we had to hold our nose up to them to get a whiff, but we wanted to mention that for people who are very sensitive to odors. And the included blindfold isn't nearly as high a quality as the cuffs themselves — it'll do in a pinch, but for longer sessions, consider our best-selling Soft Lover's Blindfold, which is far more comfortable. But the Rubber Cuffs themselves held up to our vigorous testing quite well. And, if you're looking for cuffs that are easy to clean up, these are just the thing (just be sure to thoroughly dry the few metal grommets so they don't rust). With all the perks, these Rubber Cuffs are an excellent way to get your bondage on!

item TT-PIP-2437: $24.95 [Order]
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Bwarm Massage Candle
We've carried such things before, but none of them have held a candle to the clever design of the Bwarm Massage Candle. Shaped sort of like a super-groovy chair from the 1960's, the wick is centered in the seat, with the fragrant wax the cushion. Burn it down until you get a melt pool, then extinguish the flame. Use the high back of the chair to help your aim as you drizzle the melted wax just where you want it, then massage into the skin.

Even right from the flame, the wax feels only warm on the skin, not hot, and it doesn't immediately harden like regular candle wax does, so it's easy to massage into the skin. It feels very greasy at first (which makes it easy to give a good massage), but as long as you use sparingly (a little goes a long way here) it absorbs nicely into the skin (though the person doing the massaging will probably want to wash excess off their hands before handling anything that could stain).

With good, moisturizing stuff such as shea butter, aloe vera and vitamin e, it leaves your skin feeling very nicely moisturized and supple. The Fig Wood scent is fairly light on the skin, though it's stronger from the candle itself — luckily, you don't have to burn it for too long to get a good melt pool going. A great way to enhance a romantic evening.

Ingredients: coconut oil/ wax/ soy oil/ wax, shea butter, palm wax, beeswax, jojoba oil, aloe vera, vitamin e oil and fragrance.

item TS-BSW-1062-RD, fig wood: $21.95 [Order]
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Tickler Glass Thimble
The Tickler Glass Thimble is a thimble of glass with cute red bumps over the outside — simply slip your finger inside and use it to masturbate yourself (or your partner) to glassy-eyed bliss! You don't hold it, you wear it, which means less strain on your hands (great for those of us with RSI). The glass gives you a firm, slick texture which allows it to slip over your velvety bits with exquisite ease, but it's the bumps that steal the show here. Quite pronounced, they give the Tickler enough texture to keep things very interesting. Definitely our new favorite finger puppet!

The Tickler is about 3/4" wide and 2-7/8" deep inside, and 1" wide and about 3" long on the outside, with seven ruby red bumps (of various sizes). Do use caution, as this is an unyielding glass toy, and if your finger gets stuck it might be tricky to get it out again (the included instructions suggest trying Windex if it gets stuck). If you have to force your finger inside, it's too small for that finger (try a smaller one); if it's a tight fit, consider using a drop of lube when putting it on to help when you're ready to take it off again. Not meant for insertion.

item TT-RBG-2431-RD, ruby bumps: $24.95 [Order]
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Penny Flame's Expert Guide to Hand Jobs for Men & Women
Penny Flame & Tristan Taormino
VividEd
Penny Flame's Expert Guide to Hand Jobs for Men & Women is the first installment in Tristan Taormino's educational series to be helmed by someone other than Tristan herself. Penny is one of the warmest, most engaging personalities in porn. Her sense of humor and willingness to be silly make her a fun instructor, while her adorable sexiness and undeniable handjob skills certainly suffice to prove her qualifications. The film begins with the familiar lecture format, with Penny talking about the versatility of hands and how underrated handjobs are; giving a rundown on male and female erogenous zones; explaining the qualities of various lubes; stressing the importance of communication and clean hands; and finally demonstrating on a couple of assistants, Harmony and Justice Young. After the lecture there are a few full-on demonstration scenes that include more sex, first with cutie Amber Rayne and Daniel using sex toys including a Fukuoku vibe; then with Christian and Alexis Texas touching and fucking; and finally Penny herself in a scene with Anthony Rosano. Penny's voiceovers and onscreen cartoon tips can be disabled if you'd rather just see the screwing. It's a funny, sexy, and informative guide with plenty of hands-on advice.

Nominated for the 2009 Feminist Porn Awards! (2008, 102 min)

Cast: Penny Flame, Harmony, Justice Young, Amber Rayne, Daniel, Alexis Texas, Christian, Anthony Rosano

item TV-VIV-1652-DVD, dvd format: $32.95 [Order]
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Natural Contours Petite Ergonomic Vibrator
The Natural Contours Petite Vibrator was designed to not look like a sex toy while still fitting well with a woman's curves. This is the little sister of the Superbe, so if you like that style but wanted something a bit smaller, this one's for you. This coral-colored wedge hugs the contours of your body and pussy just perfectly; it feels wonderful cupped over the clitoris, lips, and perineum (we think it'd be great cupped over boy parts, too). You can activate the three speeds of very quiet buzzing easily by sliding the switch. Not waterproof. Takes 2 AA batteries (included). A smidge over 4" long and just over 1-1/2" at the widest point. Comes in a pretty orange color!

item TT-FEM-2323: $24.95 [Order]
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[RECOMMENDED!]

My Semi-Precious Cock-Ring
When it's such a precious package, why shouldn't you wrap it in luxury? My Semi-Precious Cock-Ring is crafted out of semi-precious stone — your choice of aventurine, rose quartz or black agate — and is made to wrap around your entire package (cock and balls) (though of course you could just wear it around your cock, if it fits you better that way). The ring comes in three different inner diameters: 44 mm (about 1-3/4"), 50 mm (about 2") and 55 mm (about 2-1/8"). The width of the ring itself is about 1/2" thick. The stone is cool to the touch, but warms up over time as you wear it. Stunning, unusual and exquisite, the My Semi-Precious Cock-Rings is a loving gift for the man in your life or the perfect way to indulge yourself.
  • 44 mm (about 1-3/4") (-044)

item TT-LUX-2440-BK, black agate: $73.95 [Order]
item TT-LUX-2440-GR, aventurine: $71.95 [Order]
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Elements Pi Silicone Anal Beads
The Elements Pi Silicone Anal Beads is a bit longer than your typical butt-plug, and it's shaped (and sized, at least at first) not entirely unlike a finger (ok, a rather bumpy finger) making it ideal for beginners of both sexes. Men will enjoy the way this toy reaches the p-spot with ease; although the softer texture and give of the silicone means less prostate pressure, silicone is a gentler material overall and is ideal for beginners. Only 5/8" at the tip, the Elements Pi Silicone Anal Beads has three, rather slight, bloops that gradually increase in size (measuring 3/4", 7/8", and 1"), making it easy to work your way up to the 1-1/16" widest point. 3-3/4" insertable w/out straightening, about 4-1/2" straightened out. It has a wide, oval base and a notch in the bottom for a One-Touch Bullet (included) which runs on three batteries (also included), so you can turn up the sensations on this puppy with ease. A raised ridge on one end of the oval base allows for a bit of perineum stimulation as well once the toy is entirely inserted.

item TT-TNT-2433: $38.95 [Order]
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[RECOMMENDED!]

Triple-Lock Female Chastity Belt in Black Leather
A chastity belt inspires through simple psychology — lock something away, and it becomes that much more exciting to acquire. So imagine then the effect of our Triple-Lock Female Chastity Belt in Black Leather with not one, not two, but, yes, three locks to get through before nirvana can be achieved. The 2" wide belt is adjustable from 25-1/2" around to 39-1/2" around, thanks to slots in the leather which can only be fastened down by locking them in place.

Nice 2" wide straps lead down from the waist and lock — front and back — to a barbell-shaped crotch-piece. The extra-wide piece of thick latigo leather can be cinched tightly against your girl-parts via the same slot-and-lock method that holds the belt — adjustable from 22-1/2" to 31-1/2" front-to-back. The wide pieces in the leather cover your vagina and your asshole neatly, and can be used to hold in dildos or butt-plugs with flat bases quite effectively, much to our tester's delight.

Once you have this adjusted properly, the only way you're getting in there is with a key or bolt-cutters (well, ok, maybe really good garden shears would work, but that doesn't sound nearly as daunting, now, does it?). And, best of all, it covers up the orifices while leaving the ass bare for spanking. Truly, it's a thing of beauty. If the folks who invented the chastity belt way back when knew the things we get up to with chastity belts these days, they'd be horrified. Why not join in the great tradition of playing hard to get, and get one of your own?

item TT-KOK-2385: $109.95 [Order]
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Nipple Erector Set
The Nipple Erector Set is great for people who like nipple play and want to explore additional sensations beyond the pinch and pull that clamps provide. There are two bulb-type pumps — one with a bigger opening to help make bigger pumped-up nipples. Simply slip the opening over a nipple, pump until perky, and then slide an (included) small O-ring down from the pump onto your nipple to hold the tiny erection. Removal of the O-rings after wearing them for awhile provide a delightfully intense sensation, much like clamps do, making these a great all-around nipple play toy.

Our tester pointed out that the size of these pumps make them perfect not only for nipples, but for clits as well — she didn't try out the O-rings in this way, but we think it might work, depending on your clit size. Not only will this provide a truly unique, sucking sensation on your clit, but it'll engorge and sensitize it for some time after you've pumped it up. And, while we didn't test it this way, this could be an excellent choice for transmen to achieve "dicklet" engorgement, though some may find the diminutive size of the openings too small for such a purpose.

The openings are just over 1/4" and just under 1/2" respectively, and come with appropriately-sized O-rings for each. A great way to engorge your more sensitive bits and keep them that way while you play!

item TT-PIP-2436: $12.95 [Order]
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[RECOMMENDED!]

Crash Pad Series, Volume 3: Through the Keyhole
Houston, Shine Louise
Blowfish Video/ Pink & White
The Crash Pad Series, Volume 3 is the best and edgiest installment yet in the series about a secret apartment where strangers and lovers can come together for the hottest nights (and mornings, and afternoons) of their lives. This series is the gold standard for hip, hot, real queer porn. Don't expect fake breasts, scary nails, and bleached-blondes unconvincingly French kissing — these are real lesbians, interested principally in pleasing themselves. Highlights include Dallas and Shawn playing bondage games and deep-throating a strap-on cock; Dylan Rion spying, getting excited, and getting herself off with the help of a Hitachi magic wand; Jake playing with a couple of incredibly hot femmes — toppy Princess Donna and subby Lorelei Lee; "cousins" Billy Jack Gunn and Paul Gunn bringing rough-and-tumble transman action — with squirting; and Javier and Red in a scene that's passionate and romantic... but don't assume the one with the facial hair is going to be the one wearing a strap-on and pounding away. In this series, gender roles blur and shift and defy easy categorization, but the sex is always relentlessly hot. This is cutting-edge, genre-defying porn, exactly what we've come to expect from visionary director Shine Louise Houston.

Nominated for the 2009 Feminist Porn Awards!

Trailer: QuickTime formatWindows Media Player format. (2008, 100 min.)

Cast: Dallas, Shawn, Dylan Rion, Jake, Princess Donna, Lorelei Lee, Billy Jack Gunn, Paul Gunn, Javier, Red

item TV-BVI-1656-DVD, dvd format: $29.95 [Order]
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Champion
Shine Louise Houston
Pink and White/Blowfish Video
Champion, directed by celebrated feminist porn director Shine Louise Houston, stars Syd Blakovich (a Blowfishie and a real-life mixed martial artist) in a tale of fucking and fighting that transcends the level of ordinary porn; it's better considered as an indie lesbian film that happens to include a lot of explicit sex. Jessie (Syd) is a martial artist on the cusp of the big time — going on the circuit, getting corporate sponsorship, the whole deal. But the clean and wholesome image her manager has worked so hard to create is starting to slip as rumors of her homosexuality and promiscuity begin to slip out onto the internet. Things get worse when an old enemy threatens to reveal the truth about Jessie's life to a magazine — unless Syd agrees to throw an important fight.

Intermingled with this tale of ambition and betrayal are, of course, lots of the intense, passionate, and playful lesbian sex scenes we've come to expect from Houston's work. The best of a very good lot is Syd's sex with Blowfish favorite Madison Young, which is one of the hottest girl-girl scenes ever committed to film: Syd's easy control makes a captivating match with Madison, who is fetchingly all a-tremble as she's slapped around, eaten out, and fucked with a strap-on. Other good scenes include a rather sweet and tender coupling with Syd and Jiz Lee, and Dylan Ryan's back-of-a-van romp with Javier, where they both take turns wearing the cock and wearing one another out. Syd's sexual chemistry with rival fighter Dallas adds a smoldering intensity that helps drive the plot. This is the peak of Houston's considerable achievements as a director, and a must-see for fans of real lesbian sex, ultimate fighting, and — simply — good cinema.

Blowfish Video is proud to release this groundbreaking movie, an entire new generation of erotic film from the three-time winner of the Feminist Porn Awards, Shine Louise Houston.

Winner of "Movie of the Year" in the 2009 Feminist Porn Awards!

Trailer: QuickTime formatWindows Media Player format. (2008, 90 min.)

Cast: Syd Blakovich, Dallas, Jiz Lee, Dylan Ryan, Madison Young, Javier, Brooklyn Flaco (non-sex), Trouble Royale (non-sex)

item TV-BVI-1654-DVD, dvd format: $29.95 [Order]
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Thundercloud Elastomer Vibrator
You say you want a fulfilling sextoy experience? The Thundercloud Elastomer Vibrator is by far the biggest of our in/out vibes, measuring an impressive 2-1/4" across at the widest point (the head) and 5-1/2" insertable. The shaft itself isn't that much thinner, at 1-7/8" across. This means that this is going to fill you up nice and full... and then, it's going to swivel. And vibrate, of course. Each motion is controlled by separate sliders in the base of the toy, so you can have one without the other, or both, or neither (if you need a moment to get used to the sensation of being stuffed to the bellybutton first). We were mightily impressed by the fact that the motor doesn't seem to slow down much at all when both functions are going at once — something we just can't say for all other in/out vibes out there.

But the considerable size isn't the only notable thing about the shaft of this toy. It also lights up inside with rainbow flashes of color — blue, green, red, etc. The packaging says it looks like a thunder storm when in use, but we couldn't help but think the pretty pretty lights looked rather holiday-festive, rather than thunderstorm-scary. The visual stimulation — especially when used in a dim room — adds to the overall excitement of this impressive toy.

The little vibrating tickler is also bigger than you usually see in this sort of toy, which makes for greater surface coverage on your clit and mons. Overall, one of the most intense toys we've tested — definitely not a beginner toy! Make sure you want that much girth before you buy, as this baby is not returnable as a satisfaction return. Uses three AA batteries (not included, but we do sell them). The Thundercloud will put you on cloud nine... and ten, eleven and twelve, to boot!

item TT-VBX-2428: $137.95 [Order]
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My Little Buddy Elastomer Vibrator
This pretty teal blue My Little Buddy Elastomer Vibe is an unusual shape for a vibrator, but that oddity makes it a very versatile toy indeed! At only 5-1/4" insertable, it doesn't get too deep, but that just means that the little oblong balloon-shaped ears at the top are at just the right depth to tickle your G-spot. And we do mean tickle. The My Little Buddy has a very high-pitched vibration, which when applied with a light touch creates almost a tickly, buzzy sensation. Use those ears on either side of your clit for some wonderfully buzzy times, or run the whole thing along your labia, letting the bigger ear dip inside for a little drive-by vibeing. Great for rubbing right under cock-heads, too, so guys can enjoy this little guy as well. Has a nice, slightly curved, round base which fits neatly in the palm of your hand for excellent control. Because this is the part that screws off for the batteries to go in, we don't recommend inserting this anally, because if it comes off you have no flange. Our only complaint is that the battery compartment can be a little fiddly — pay attention to the way the notches are lined up, though, and it makes it much easier to work. Let the My Little Buddy take you out of this world!

item TT-GLW-2455-BL, teal: $56.95 [Order]
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[RECOMMENDED!]

Alumina Revolve Aluminum Dildo
The new Alumina line features some of the most beautiful metal toys on the market today. Made out of 100% aeronautic grade anodized aluminum, the Alumina Revolve Metal Dildo is a stunning example in fierce violet. One side has a ball-shaped end (measures just under 1-1/4" wide) that narrows down into a thinner neck (just over 1/2" wide) — that side is 4" insertable; the other side features three gradual bloops, measuring 13/16" (just over 3/4"), 1" and 1-3/8" wide and is 4-1/4" insertable. Between the two sides is a rubber O-ring — you can unscrew the toy at this point, making it interchangeable with other Alumina toys. That's right, this line has a design-your-own variation feature, which eliminates the frustration of having half the perfect double-ended sex toy in your collection.

Just picking up this toy and holding it in your hand is a pleasure — it has a good weight to it, without being too heavy, and the matte surface has just the right amount of grip to it without losing smoothness that makes metal so easy to slip inside the body.

Once inside the body, the weight adds to the pleasure as it pushes down against the wall of whichever orifice you're wearing it in. The unyielding nature of metal also creates good leverage for pushing that ball-end against the G- or p-spot, too.

Finally, you can warm it up in hot tap water (or cool it down with cold tap water), and it retains the temperature for a nice long time. A truly lovely, wonderfully functional and all-around awesome addition to any bedroom, the Alumina Revolve Metal Dildo is a new favorite around the 'fishie office. Two fins up!

item TT-TNT-2465: $67.95 [Order]
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[RECOMMENDED!]

Colt Grips Vibrating Nipple Clamps
Meet the sexy black version of our favorite pair of nipple clamps! The Colt Grips Vibrating Nipple Clamps are wireless, activate with the push of a button (well, two buttons, one on each), are coated in a soft, matte-feeling rubber and are waterproof. But none of that is why we actually like them so much. No, these nipple clamps are the perfect beginner nipple clamps, because they honestly hardly pinch at all! Adjustable, even at the "tightest" setting these are very wearable and the pinch is almost not a pinch at all, it's so mild (do note that they'll still sting a bit after taking them off if you've worn them a long time). And yet, they stay on really well. If that's still too much for you, you can adjust them down to an even easier, "looser" setting, though they might not stay put as well if you widen their pinchers too much. The widest you can adjust the clamp to stay open on its own is 5/8", though it will open even wider than that — up to 1-1/8" wide, which is wider than most thumbs. The vibrations are surprisingly tingly when clamped to your nipples; definitely more of the turn-on variety than the inflict-pain variety of vibrating nipple-clamps here. And, with their sleek design, they're a fashion accessory all on their own! 1/8" gripping surface, 11/16" by the end of the vibe, 2-3/4" long (including the button). Takes three watch batteries (batteries and back-up batteries included) for each clamp.

item TT-CAL-2458: $25.95 [Order]
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[RECOMMENDED!]

SaSi Programmable Vibrator
Quite possibly this reviewer's new favorite toy of all time, the SaSi Programmable Vibrator is the next generation of sex toys. Shaped like any discreet, somewhat egg-shaped clit vibe, the SaSi is more than just a vibrator. A small nub on the bottom of the toy pokes up under a soft silicone sheath. Turn it on and this nub starts moving — in semi-circles, up-and-down, in circles, in swoops. Pressed against your clit, it feels remarkably like someone else has a gentle-but-firm finger down your panties, fingering you in a myriad of wonderful ways. Each movement lasts only a short while, but if you like what its doing, you can hit the middle button to tell it "Don't stop!" and it will obey like a real lover (well, like a real, obedient lover). Best of all, the SaSi learns what you like when you do this, making it better and better able to get you off.

Can't get off from rubbing alone? No worries, it's also a vibrator, and you can control how hard it vibes by pressing up or down. Or you can choose not to have vibrations at all. But the additional vibrations make it feel like there's a vibrating finger down your panties, which adds just enough oomph! to make this toy unlike anything you've ever experienced.

The controls are neatly laid out much like an MP3 player, but if that's not intuitive for you, the included instruction booklet is easy to follow. Comes with a display box and a carrying bag. The included charger (did we mention it's rechargeable?) comes with all the various plug outlets you could hope for, so if you need to travel, you can easily bring your SaSi with you. It's water-resistant (don't submerge it, though it's ok to splash water on it). About 5-1/4" x 2-1/4" so it fits in the hand nicely. We've never tried anything that feels like the SaSi and we mean that in a very good way. Two fins waaaay up!

item TT-TIB-2460-BK, black: $179.95 [Order]
item TT-TIB-2460-PK, pink: $179.95 [Order]
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Jellyfish Silicone Dildo
The Jellyfish Silicone Dildo sort of looks like a tiny jellyfish draped over an average-sized penis, and it's just as gorgeous as those ethereal creatures look while floating by behind the safety of glass in an aquarium. Handmade by the company that made the Tentacle Silicone Dildo and the Unicorn Silicone Dildo, this dildo shimmers in beautiful iridescent shades of pink and blue. It has a stout head and raised tentacles curling along the shaft for added texture. Measuring 1-5/8 inches thick, this dildo gives a filling sensation when it's inside. Made with a straight shaft in a sturdy but supple silicone, it's firm enough for easy penetration, but feels comfortable as it slips in and out. The flanged base is wide enough for safe anal fun and easy harnessing; slip it into a harness if you're up for sharing, or simply to see how you would look like with a jellyfish hugging your shimmering turquoise penis.

Each piece is handmade, so slight diameter variations should be expected. Dimensions given are approximate, although every effort has been made to keep the diameter within 1/8" (give or take) from what is listed. 7 inches tall and 1-5/8 inches wide.

item TT-WSR-2351: $73.95 [Order]
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Garment Leather Cuffs Lined in Faux Fleece
Lined in a soft faux fleece, our Garment Leather Cuffs are some of the comfiest, yet sturdiest, basic black cuffs you'll find on the market today. The 2" wide supple leather wraps easily around the wrists or ankles, giving a snug fit that's hard to achieve with cuffs made of stiffer, latigo leather. The silver buckles slip through holes reinforced with silver grommets for a secure binding, and the nearby D-ring allows for further lock-down options. The center of the cuff has an attached silver metal ring that is narrow enough to clip a leash or tether to, but has a diameter wide enough to thread rope, scarves or even leashes through. Comes in either a pair for wrists (fits 7-1/2" to 11" in circumfrence) or a pair for ankles (fits 9-1/2" to 13" in circumfrence).
  • black (-BK)

item TT-KOK-2459-WR, wrist: $59.95 [Order]
item TT-KOK-2459-AK, ankle: $63.95 [Order]
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Star Dream Glass Dildo
If you're looking for something exquisitely beautiful that won't break the bank, check out our lovely Star Dream Glass Dildo. This double-headed beauty is almost entirely made out of stunning cobalt blue glass, but it's the sparkly clear end where its subtle beauty really shines. Nestled in one end is a vortex of sparkles that shimmer from tip to base of the head — look at it from the tip and it's a swirl, but from the side you can see the helix of dichromatic glass that looks like a field of ethereal stars. An unusual bit of shiny that adds a touch of out-of-this-world luxury to a dildo you're going to want to get down-and-dirty with! The end with the field of stars (as I like to call it) is the smaller, and more tapered, of the two ends, at only 1-1/2" wide, though the other, rounder and bluer end, is only 1/16" wider than that. After the clear end, there's 2-1/4" field of bumps to titilate and tease you, then a 1" long bloop followed by a short neck to give you something to cinch down on. So, from one end it's a bumpy dildo with a ball base and, from the other, it's a two-ball bloop wand with a bumpy shaft. Either way, it's hella fun and way pretty, making it one of our favorite glass toys yet.

item TT-RBG-2456-BL, blue: $129.95 [Order]
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Post Apocalyptic Cowgirls
Maria Beatty
Bleu Productions
Post Apocalyptic Cowgirls opens with Surgeon — dressed in fishnets, chaps, a cowboy hat, a coiled whip, spurs, and a big strapped-on cock — hitchhiking on a lonely mountain road until she gets a ride from young and pretty London. Surgeon promptly takes the wheel, in more ways than one. She doesn't just drive the car — she utterly dominates her benefactor. After a revved-up cocksucking session, Surgeon pulls over and literally pisses all over London's while getting her dildo jerked, then squeezes milk from her nipples onto London's body. Later London gets bent over the hood of the car — and she's quite fetching in her boots and cutoff shorts — and gets her ass spanked. There's cunnilingus that shades into suffocation, boot licking, nipple slapping, tree-and-rope bondage, bound-and-stuffed-in-the-back-of-a-car bondage, and even some sensation play with a live snake crawling over London's body. Though she's happy to be abused, London gets to take an active role eventually, giving Surgeon some hardcore vaginal fisting. It's a film about two people wandering in the barren desert of an empty world, with nothing to do but fuck one another as hard as possible, without limits — it's beautiful, breathtaking, and a little bit extreme.

Nominated for the 2009 Feminist Porn Awards! (2008, 58 min)

Cast: Surgeon, London

item TV-BLE-1667-DVD, dvd format: $19.95 [Order]
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Aneros Peridise Prostate Stimulator
The folks over at Aneros have been busy in their research labs, and this time they've cooked up a slender little wonder that's good for both men and women. The Aneros Peridise is designed to trigger the body's natural peristaltic reflex (read: those automatic contractions in the anus when something is inserted into it), making it seem to move on its own (read: hands-free orgasms! Or, at least, the possibility of them). We scratched our heads at the spelling of Peridise until we read that bit about the peristaltic reflexes — ooh, fun with word play!

In our own testing, it did seem, once you get the slightly ovoid head inserted, to sort of "leap" or slide quickly into the anus, almost on its own, thanks to those automatic contractions, but once fully inserted, some conscious squeezing and releasing were required to really get things moving. The slender head is followed by an even narrower shaft with two small bumps on it — this allows you to really focus on the deeper head of the toy without feeling full-up on the shaft. It's definitely a unique anal experience, very different from traditional butt-plugs, dildos, beads or even other prostate-friendly devices.

It comes in either a 4" long beginner set, with two of the larger devices (22mm and 18 mm, which translates to approximately 4/5" and 3/5") or a 3-3/4" long advanced set, with two of the smaller devices (20mm and 16mm, or approximately 9/10" and 7/10"). If the advanced set being the smaller makes no sense to you, allow me to borrow Aneros' explanation: "It's easier to grip a baseball bat than a pencil." Indeed. We did find that it is easier to feel the bigger toy, er, sorry, device, in our behinds, and we were able to trigger that reflex easier with the bigger ones, too, and since even the bigger sizes are really quite small, it sort of makes sense. Use the set (whichever one you decide on) as a way to work your way up (or, in this case, down) to the advanced models, or share it with your partner for double the fun during intercourse. It's a one-way ticket to Peridise!

item TT-ANE-2467-01, beginner set (4" x 3/5" and 4" x 4/5"): $57.95 [Order]
item TT-ANE-2467-02, advanced set (3-3/4" x 7/10" and 3-3/4" x 9/10"): $57.95 [Order]
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Kama Sutra The Getaway Kit
You have your romantic vacation all planned out. You've booked the honeymoon suite (regardless of whether or not it's your honeymoon). You've got dinner reservations at the most intimate of restaurants. You've packed your silky underthings, your favorite cuffs and a vibrator... but what about the lube, the massage oil, the candles? That stuff is bulky and, let's face it, hard to pack (and nearly impossible to carry on these days). Kama Sutra The Getaway Kit comes to the rescue with a soft bag full of travel-sized luxuries sure to make the bedroom events of your vacation a dream come true. With a teeny tube of Love Liquid (for lubrication), a small pot of French Vanilla Creme Body Souffle (for an erotic massage), an adorable glass jar of Vanilla Creme Oil of Love (for an even more erotic massage), a tiny tin of honey dust (with a small feather duster applicator), and a wee tin holding a "romance candle" (for ambiance), this kit has the slippery side of things well covered.

Ingredients: VANILLA CREME OIL OF LOVE 0.75 oz: Glycerin, Propylene Glycol, Water, Sucrose, Flavor, Dodium Saccaharine, Citric Acid, Yellow 5 (CI 19140). LOVE LIQUID 1 fl oz: Water, Glycerin, Propylene Glycol, Hydroxyethylcellulose, Tetrasodium EDTA, Citric Acid, Sodium Benzoate. FRENCH VANILLA CREME BODY SOUFFLE 1.8 fl oz: Water, Ethylhexyl Palmitate, Cetyl Alcohol, Glyceryl Stearate, Caprylic/ Capric Triglyceride, Glycerin, Dimethicone, Cetearyl Alcohol, Flavor, Polyacrylamide, C13-14 Isoparrafin, Laureth-7, PEG-100 Stearate, carbomer, Sodium Saccharine, Sodium Hydroxide, Potassium Sorbate, Tetrasodium EDTA, Phenoxyethanol, Yellow 5 (CI 19140), Yellow 6 (CI 15985. SWEET HONEYSUCKLE HONEY DUST 2oz: Corn Startch Modified, Glucose, Zea Saccarine, Fragrance, Sodium Benzoate, Amyl Cinnamal, Benzyl Alcohol, Eugenol, Hydroxy Citronellol, Benzyl Salicylate, Geraniol, Linalool, Citronellol, benzyl Benzoate.

item TS-KMS-1096: $32.95 [Order]
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Door Jam Cuffs
Useful little buggers. These are surprisingly sturdy over-the-door hangers for people! These strong fabric straps fit between your door and door jam, use some very quiet, but ingeniously effective, tubing to hold the door straps securely in place, and have attached cuffs. The cuffs are surprisingly sturdy and soft, with Velcro closures. Close the door, and voila! Instant people hangers! Our testers put short and tall people into these and neither could really get away (although it's tough to say just how hard they tried). Most doors are not strong enough to bear people's weight without warping or breaking, so be cautious which door you put them on if you intend to hang. Other than that, have fun!

item TT-SSI-2472: $21.95 [Order]
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One Night Stand (Pour Une Nuit)
Émilie Jouvet
Fatale Media
One Night Stand is an award-winning indie lesbian film from France. First scene "Underground," is set in a lesbian nightclub, all pounding music and meat-market hookups, and it's more a scene-setting apertif than a true sex scene. There's more action in the second, "Pink & Black Gloves," with nipple clamps and latex and pussy-eating presented in a flurry of fast-moving images that mirrors the heat of the characters. In "Dogs" a couple of buzzcut butches get together, one with a leather chest harness and strap-on — it's a more traditional scene, without music, and with a more lingering camera view. "Rapid Sextoy" even has dialogue (subtitled, of course) with a sex-toy delivery gimmick, an array of dildoes, and some rough fucking with lots of dripping lube; it's the hottest of the bunch. "Red Fetish Bathroom" is classic hipsters-fucking-in-a-toilet-stall porn, with some butch-on-femme fucking. There are lots of extras (including two full scenes). It's marvelous international queer fucking, and should delight those with indie sensibilities. Bon Nuit!

Winner of the 2009 Feminist Porn Award for "Sexiest Dyke Movie"! (2008, 56 min.)

Cast: Ali, Cameron, Flo, Jun, Kael, Little, L. Vampire, Ophelie Brown, Shadow, Tcharly, Teenie, Wendy

item TV-FTL-1671-DVD, dvd format: $31.95 [Order]
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[RECOMMENDED!]

The Original ToiBocks Jewelry Box
There's discreet....and then there's ToiBocks. The Original ToiBocks Jewelry Box looks like only a really gorgeous, well-made, luxurious wooden jewelry box from the outside. And, when you open the lid on top, it continues this impression. But use the secret key on the hidden lock and you can lift and slide the innocent jewelry tray out of the way to expose a hidden compartment beneath. This compartment measures a generous 10" x 6" and is 2-1/2" deep; this is large enough to store a surprising number of sex toys, condoms, lube, porn DVDs (yes, in their cases)... even cash or valuables, should you prefer to use it that way!

There are no keyholes, buttons or levers on The Original ToiBocks, so those you are hiding your goodies from will not twig to the fact that there is, indeed, a secret way to get inside. Heck, if they're bad at spatial relationships, they might not even notice that there's a hidden compartment at all! The key is so stealthy it can hide in plain sight. We're not going to go into more specifics than that, to help keep your secret hiding place well and truly secret, but rest assured that every ToiBocks comes with easy-to-follow instructions. It opens easily in mere moments.

The box itself comes in a dark cherry wood lined in a red felt. The construction is top-notch and the whole product is very high-end and handsome. The exterior of The Original ToiBocks measures 11" x 7-1/4" (the top), 6" tall and 7-1/8" deep and is ideal for the bedroom nightstand. After cooing over the demo model, a third of the Blowfishies immediately placed an order for one, even though we didn't have stock in at the time. Exquisite, discreet and clever as can be, The Original ToiBocks is one elegant way to keep your secrets, well, secret!

Toys not included.

item TA-TOB-1063-DC, dark cherry: $99.95 [Order]
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Wet Platinum Premium Lubricant
There are approximately eighty zillion lubes on the market, and sometimes it's hard to tell the difference between them all. Wet Platinum Premium Lubricant, however, is genuinely different, and we like it a lot. It stays very slippery for a verrrrrrrry long time, much longer than pretty much any other lube we've found. The manufacturers have completely removed any added water from their formulation process — it's all just lubricating stuff — so there's no water to evaporate and it doesn't lose its slipperiness. Latex-safe, of course.

Now available in a huge 16.4oz bottle with a pump top for the true believers.

In case you're wondering, this is the new formulation for what used to be called just Wet Platinum, and then Wet Platinum Premium Body Glide. They say they're now using a higher quality of silicone, but to be honest we can't really tell a difference in use between the old formulas and this one.

Ingredients: Dimethicone, Cyclopentasiloxane, Dimethiconol, Pheny Trimethicone, Tocopheryl Acetate.

item TS-WET-1100-091, 3.1 fl. oz.: $15.95 [Order]
item TS-WET-1100-124, 4.2 fl. oz.: $23.95 [Order]
item TS-WET-1100-263, 8.9 fl. oz.: $42.95 [Order]
item TS-WET-1100-485, 16.4 fl. oz.: $78.95 [Order]
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Taboo: Lovers Enslaved
Liam & Anastasia Pierce
Hustler
Taboo: Lovers Enslaved is a BDSM extravaganza that runs about two and a half hours, with real hot bondage, discipline, slutty uncomfortable outfits, and hardcore fucking. Bondage queen Madison Young begins the film trussed up in a skintight latex dress under the brutal care of ropemaster James Mogul. After he tortures her extensively with whips and clamps and stress positions (and some fucking), he hands her off to Daniel, who fucks her more. It's one of Madison's best performances ever. The other highlight is Dana de Armond's turn as a maid serving TJ Cummings, dressed in a luscious latex maid's outfit that shows off her lovely ass to a turn when the spanking begins. Later she wears boots and a leather corset, tied spread-eagled to the bed, where she's tormented by her own feather duster before being thoroughly (and anally) fucked. The other two scenes are less intense, but still enjoyable: Mistress Nicolette topping Kendra with hot wax and an impressive latex vacuum bed (two fetishes for the price of one!), and Tom Moore leashing and fucking a pouty Aiden Starr. The first and final scenes alone make the whole movie worthwhile. (2008, 148 min.)

Cast: Dana de Armond, Madison Young, Kendra James, Mistress Nicolette, Aiden Starr, T.J. Cummings, James Mogul, Daniel, Tom Moore

item TV-HUS-1668-DVD, dvd format: $29.95 [Order]
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[RECOMMENDED!]

Ramsey Rabbit Mini Vibrator
This little bunny has a strong kick! The Ramsey Rabbit Mini Vibrator is a 4" tall (not including the bullet) rabbit that looks like he's sitting up to sniff the air. Press the button in the bottom of his bullet vibrator, though, and that little nose will start vibrating in the most delightful way and his perky little ears will vibrate like mad.

The bullet is no ordinary bullet, but a RO-80MM bullet (no, we didn't come up with that catchy, catchy name) powered by a 1.5v N Type LR 1 battery (included; we also sell replacements), which means it is not only stronger than other battery powered vibes, but it will last 4 to 10 hours before you need to replace the battery. We're so glad that vibrator technology is finally starting to take advantage of the advancements made in battery technology in recent years, and once you give it a whirl, we think you will too.

The Intra-Med material that the rabbit itself is made out of is hypoallergenic and can be cleaned in warm soapy water or other sterilizing fluid. It's a bit like firm silicone, but less surface "grip" to it, and it transmits the bullet's considerable vibrations very well indeed! The rabbit has very hep, modern cartoon features, which makes him stylish in a cute way.

Play around with your Ramsey Rabbit to find your favorite way of bonding with him, but don't miss out on nestling his nose right up against your clit with his ears extending down over your labia — the combination of hard vibrations right on the clit with buzzy ears tickling over your labia is a heady sensation. This is one well-designed little bunny and he's hopped his way right into our... hearts. Yeah, hearts.

Available in purple.

item TT-ROF-2475-PR, purple: $28.95 [Order]
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Naughty Boy Silicone Prostate Vibrator
From the makers of the very popular Rude Boy comes the Naughty Boy Prostate Massager. The Naughty Boy might be just the thing for those of you yearning for a firm-yet-flexible prostate toy that also vibrates that is also great for beginners. The tip of the Naughty Boy is a mere 5/8", and though it has a bloop in the middle that, at 1-3/16" is a little wider than the Rude Boy, it gets there gradually, and it quickly narrows back down to a 3/4" neck. That neck is also a great feature, especially for those who have trouble keeping the uniformly-sized Rude Boy in place; the bloop-plus-narrow-neck means that it's much easier to keep inside. If you straighten out the insertable portion of the toy, it measures about 4-1/2" long.

The bullet nestled in the base is powerful enough to transmit vibrations throughout the entire toy, so you can feel the vibrations all the way up to where the tip rubs against your sensitive p-spot. The bullet is powered by an size "N" battery (included; we also sell replacements), which is why it's so much more darn powerful than other bullets, and it will run for 4 to 10 hours before the battery needs replacing (though we don't recommend wearing the toy that long!).

The base itself is also a p-spot massager, this time the "p" being your perineum. A few raised ridges help give you some texture as you rock back and forth on the toy, and the vibrations are strongest right here, titillating the nerve clusters right at the base of the testicles. Our testers reported that this feature alone seemed to lead to a more engorged, possibly even larger erection, though we can't promise that for everyone (sorry!). The base measures about 1-1/2" across, 1-3/8" deep and 2-1/2" long (not counting bullet). For the Naughty Boy in, well, you!

item TT-ROF-2477-BK, black: $72.95 [Order]
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Triple X Glass Dildo
Bumps, bloops and even a G-spot angled end makes the Triple X Glass Dildo a triple threat when it comes to getting you off. Made out of firm, slick glass, the Triple X starts at one end with a 1-1/2" long, 1" wide nub, studded with small bumps, great for teasing over labia or grinding against your clit. A fat, almost 1-1/2" wide bloop, followed by a narrow 5/8" wide neck, gives you something to grip when inserting it just a little bit (our testers loved the texture and bloopy-ness of this end for anal play, though it should not be inserted any further as there is no flange). Two bloops in the middle are extra-credit when inserted from this end.

The other end starts more simply, with a small, almost 1-1/4" wide ball that flows gently into an angled, 5/8" wide neck. The angle is just right for hitting the G-spot, and when used for gentle thrusting, the bloops and bumps at the other end can be rubbed over the clit and against the labia for even more sensation. About 7-1/4" long overall. Available in Clear or a stunning Cobalt Blue.

Please note: Because these dildos are all hand made, they tend to differ slightly in the overall dimensions. You can see an example of the sort of variations we mean in the two pictured. Please expect that your piece will look very similar to those pictured, but the dimensions given are approximate, although every effort has been made to keep them within 1/4" (give or take) from what is listed. We can't accept returns based on size variations for these items.

item TT-RBG-2430-CL, clear: $23.95 [Order]
item TT-RBG-2430-BL, cobalt blue: $41.95 [Order]
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The O