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Cum Shot Collection
Hustler
Hustler's Cum Shot Collection is pretty much what it sounds
like: more than two hours of cumshots lifted from assorted Hustler
films, arranged in no particular order, but with great variety. There
are 50 separate scenes, so each clip gets only a brief bit of context
before the spattering on breasts or butts or faces begins. The tone is
mostly pretty gonzo, as you might expect, and there are threesomes,
foursomes, cum-swapping, licked-up cum, multiple men jerking off into a
funnel stuck in a woman's asshole, a hot blonde sodomizing herself with
a big dildo while men take turns rubbing one out over her body, double
penetrations, lots of anal, lots of oral (obviously), a fair bit of
armpit fucking (inexplicably), but not much in the way of straight
fucking, and not even a whiff of romance or erotica. This is
porn, unsophisticated smut boiled down to its essence, for
viewers who watch movies just to fast-forward to the messy ending. If
you're a big fan of money shots, though, you'll more than get your
money's worth. (2007, 138 min)
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Double Penetration 2
Michael Ninn
NinnWorks
No, you are not seeing double. Well, OK, you are, but, we mean... Oh,
never mind, you get the
idea.
Now comes the second in Michael Ninn's series of all
double-penetration scenes, all the time. (Just in case you are brand new
to this, this means two men, one woman, with both anal and vaginal
intercourse occuring simultaneously.) As with the first one, it consists of a
combination of previously-shot scenes along with some that were produced
just for this
video.
The production values are the usual high-quality Ninn
standard, and the women and men are both very attractive, and very good
at what they do. There's a fair amount of condom use, which we are
always happy to see in smut of any variety. While we never, ever would
get the idea we are spying at actual threesomes enjoying themselves in
their bedrooms (Ninn is nothing if not stylized), the sex is still very
hot and very arousing. If you are bored by tedious porn-movie dialog...
well, Ninn completely eliminates the
chit-chat.
Of course, there's lots of anal, by
definition.
Lastly, and we are being perfectly serious about this, if
the idea of double penetration intrigues you but you are wondering how
to orchestrate the various parts involved, this provides a rather good
position checklist. As we say here at Blowfish, DP: It's Not Just for
Porn Stars! (2005)
Cast: Anna Karin, Nikita Denise, Erica Vachs, Katsumi, Melissa Lauren, Wnada Curtis, Dee, Zara Mars, Sandra Romaine, Michelle Michaels, Shayla LaVeaux, Victoria Sin, Mario Rossi, Lothar, Anthony Hardwood, Pascal St. John, Mick Blue, John Cruz, Steve Holmes, Manuel Ferrar, Chris Cannon, Leslie, Miles Long, John West, Seth Dickens, Alex Rox, Ken Woods, Julian Como, Evan Stone, Daniel Decarlo
item MV-NWX-1368-DVD, dvd format:
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Joanna Angel's Alt Corruption
Hustler
Joanna Angel's Alt Corruption is a compilation video of
choice scenes from six films, each featuring Joanna Angel, one of the
quirkiest, sexiest, most interesting performers in the alt-porn
subgenre. (So expect lots of piercings, tattoos, mohawks, cool clothes,
and not much in the way of silicone enhancement.) Joanna's devotees
might have seen these scenes before in the original movies, but if the
titles don't sound familiar, you're in for a treat. There's a funny,
strange, sexy three-way with James Deen and Chapel Waste from the film
Porny Monster; a boy-girl scene with great oral and anal action from
Joanna Angel's Guide 2 Humping; a girl-girl scene (that eventually
involves a boy, and leads to hot cum-swapping) with blonde beauty
Charlotte Stokely from Joanna's Angels 2 (there's some plot stuff that
makes no sense out of context, alas); an awesome all-girl three-way with
Joanna, Kylee Kross, and Sabrina Sparx from Joanna's Angels (no plot
here, but plenty of toys and enthusiasm); Joanna and Sierra Sinn
servicing Kurt Lockwood in footage from 2wice as Nice; and, finally, a
scene with Joanna and Kurt Lockwood from Neu Wave Hookers that manages
to be simultaneously depraved and tender. The best part of this movie is
Joanna Angel's presence in every scene. Normally even films that are
meant as vehicles for a particular performer only include the headliner
in some of the scenes, so this is a concentrated dose of Joanna, showing
off her many fine qualities. (2007, 146 min.)
Cast: Joanna Angel, Chapel Waste, Charlotte Stokely, Kylee Kross, Sabrina Sparx, Kurt Lockwood, James Deen
item MV-HUS-1531-DVD, dvd format:
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Little Girls Blue: Collector's Edition 2 Disc Box Set
Joanna Williams
VCX
Little Girls Blue is a classic of '70s porn, and if its
1983 sequel is less well-known, it's certainly a worthy follow-up. In a
world where seemingly hundreds of new porn films are released each
month, perhaps it's odd to go back to a film from thirty years ago, but
there's something charming and almost innocent about these movies, with
their "naughty schoolgirls" and weird fantasy sequences. The first film
is set at the Townsend School for Girls, a place populated by nubile
students who wear uniforms with skirts and knee socks (though the "sexy"
uniforms are actually quite modest, much more so than the schoolgirl
outfits worn by, say, modern anime characters). Strangely, there's not a
bit of lesbianism, though the boarding school setting seems well-suited
to such subject matter. The girls all have natural bodies and all their
pubic hair (this was in the pre-shaved-vaginas era of porn), and most
have feathered Farah Fawcett hair. The men are also products of their
era, mostly pigeon-chested white boys with hair like Brady Bunch
characters and the occasional egregious porno mustache. Sure, the
student-fucks-teacher subject matter is a bit creepy, but it's also
venerable fantasy fodder, and it's handled with panache. The sequel is
more of the same, though the action mostly takes place at a summer camp.
Both movies have a nicely quirky style, especially the oddball fantasy
sequences of scantily-clad girls dancing with colorful balls, or taking
topless math lessons amid giant floating square-root symbols, or
swooping naked on a swing. If you can endure the '70s porn mustaches,
and if you aren't squicked by the rather creepy teacher-fucks-student
subject matter, these are well worth watching, both charming and hot.
(1979, 1983, Vol. 1: 90 min. Vol. 2: 80 min.)
Cast: Vol. 1: Lori Blue, Chrissy Petersen, Tamara Morgan, Lola Dunmore, Kristine Heller, Casey Winters, Paul Thomas, Carl Regal, Ken Scudder, Turk Lyon, Jon Martin, Blair Harris, John Seeman, Nancy Hoffman. Vol. 2: Barbara Klouds, Sharron McIntyre, Christ Petersen, Shirly Duke, Carl Lincoln, Keven James, Bill Buck, Jack Blake, assorted "student bodies."
item MV-VCX-1526-DVD, dvd format:
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Pop 6
Michael Ninn
Ninn Worx
Pop 6 is a fellatio-centric compilation film from Ninn
Worx, subtitled "the beauty of the blowjob." Clip shows can be
disappointing, with scenes ripped out of context and clumsily assembled,
but Michael Ninn actually does such compilation films beautifully -- it
helps that his feature films are often collections of stylish but
largely-unrelated scenes anyway. There are so many women here that just
the opening credits introducing them all takes about five minutes to
complete. There are twenty-three women in twenty scenes, far too many to
list individually. Standouts include gorgeous brunettes Anna Karin and
Monica Daniels working together to get off a very lucky man; Brittney
Skye providing a beautifully wide-eyed performance on her knees; and
Nikita Daniels giving a messy rough blowjob to a pair of well-dressed
suitors.
These are all scenes taken from Ninn Worx movies, which means
they're stylish, high-gloss, eccentrically directed, and exceedingly
nasty. Nobody marries high production values with gonzo fucking like
Michael Ninn, and this is pure distilled cocksucking goodness, like a
fetish menu writ large. If your kink is girls on their knees, then the
two hours of hardcore dicksucking action included here will rub you just
the right way. (2007, 120 min.)
Cast: Rita Faltoyano, Anais, Angel Cassidy, Georgia Adair, Wanda Curtis, Dee, Anna Karin, Monica Daniels, Jodie Moore, Evan Angelina, Katsumi, Brittney Skye, Nikki Blond, Laura Capri, Olivia Del Rio, Nikita Denise, Ashley Brooks, Lyla Lei, Joey Valentine, Renzie Ryan, Marie Luv, Zara Marz, Vanessa Hill
(New as of June 3, 2008)
item MV-NWX-1602-DVD, dvd format:
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The Very Best of Desiree Cousteau
VCX
The Very Best of Desiree Cousteau gathers together a
handful of scenes from the films of Ms. Cousteau, who was named best
porn actress of 1978. Considering the films have been transferred from
videotapes nearly thirty years old, the quality isn't bad, and Desireé
was quite the beauty, with a sweet face and stellar breasts. She has a
kind of timeless attractiveness that makes her stand out all the more
from the decidedly dated look of her co-stars -- at least, she's mostly
naked in her scenes, so it's only her hairstyle that looks particularly
vintage (and her untrimmed pubic hair, of course). Standout scenes
include the first, a bondage piece from the film Getting Off,
where Desireé is collared, whipped, and chained up -- the blowjob
especially is hot, even if her male co-star is a pipe-smoking dork in a
leather hat. Desireé's jusifiably famous rack is featured to great
advantage in all her scenes, which include appearances by legendary porn
stars like Seka, John Holmes, and Paul Thomas (before he was an auteur
of a porn director). There are several scenes from Pizza Girls,
where she plays a Southern innocent named Anne Chovy (yes, really) and
has sex at the slightest provocation, and a number of scenes from Deep
Rub, where she learns to become the sort of massage therapist who
advertises in the back of free weekly newspapers. There are three-ways,
four-ways, solo masturbation scenes, girl-on-girl, strap-on sex, and
lots of good old-fashioned boy-girl fucking. It's a great sampler of hot
scenes from one of the prettiest legends in the business, a little bit
of porn history from a simpler, more innocent time. (2006, 109 min.)
Cast: Desireé Cousteau, Seka, Paul Thomas, John Holmes
item MV-VCX-1510-DVD, dvd format:
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