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Yes, they make adult movies that have real plots. These, for example.
Afrodite Superstar
Femme Chocolat
Adam & Eve/Femme Productions
Afrodite Superstar is the first feature from "Femme Chocolat," a new division of feminist porn company Femme Productions dedicated to increasing ethnic diversity in porn. It's a welcome change to see so many performers who aren't white, blonde, and surgically-enhanced, but a laudable mission statement doesn't guarantee good moviemaking. Fortunately, this film stars the wonderful Simone Valentino, who combines great sexiness with great comic timing. She even has a good script to work with, playing Afrodite, a self-described "BAP" — Black American Princess — from Beverly Hills. One night while she's out at a karaoke bar with her best friend Isis, Afrodite is discovered by a hip-hop starmaker CEO. Afrodite doesn't actually have any talent, or any desire to be a musician, but she goes along for the ride while Isis provides music for her to lip-sync over. Eventually, of course, Afrodite has to decide whether she wants to live a lie, pretending to be a badass from Compton in a culture where women are routinely called bitches and hos, or if she wants to be true to herself and find her own path. The film is a gentle satire of gangsta rap culture, and ultimately a rather sweet love story. Some of the jokes are hilarious — Afrodite's gangsta alter-ego claims to have been born in prison! — though others are less inspired (she suffers a "wardrobe malfunction" during a live performance and has to apologize to her fans). The numerous fake music videos are a treat, too. The filmmakers occasionally hits you over the head with the feminist subtext (one character likes to quote Gloria Steinem and bell hooks, complete with attribution!), but their intentions are good. This is a porn movie, of course, and there are sex scenes, but there are long stretches of movie with no naked booty on screen at all, and less than half the movie features people fucking onscreen. Still, it's a sexy, funny, and best of all different film, well worth a look. (2007, 70 min.)

Cast: Simone Valentino, India, Mr. Marcus, Sativa Verte, Revay, Jay Junker, Justin Long, Liliana Velasquez

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[RECOMMENDED!]

Barbara Broadcast Too!
Veronica Hart
VCA Pictures
You know that an adult movie actress is good at what she does when she does a scene in which her character loses her virginity, as an adult... and you believe every moment of it.

Chloe is one of our favorite actresses here at Blowfish, and this movie shows why. She's cute, funny, and when she has sex, you know she's having a great time. The sex is sweet, fun, and hot. The movie is very funny in places, and don't we all wish we lived in a world in which sexual demonstrations at book signings were considered normal?

While all the performers are attractive, none of them have a look that screams "porn star!", and that's a good thing. The women are a wide range of ages and physical types, and not one of them has an unnatural-looking body... and that's a very good thing. There's a lot of emphasis on female pleasure, and that's... well, that's a very, very good thing. (2003, 135 min.)

Cast: Chloe, Alex Foxe, Ashlyn Gere, Brooke Adams, Dru Berrymoor, Justine Romee, Kelly Steele, Rebecca Bardoux, Rebecca Starr, Ruby, Sharon Kane, Venus, Wendy Divine, Anthony Hardwood, Billy Glyde, Chris Cannon, Dino Bravo, Hamilton Steele, Mark Anthony, Marty Romano, Matt Ward, Rafe, Randy Spears, Steve Hatcher, Steven Wilcox, Tyce Bune, William Monaro

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[RECOMMENDED!]

Batman XXX: A Porn Parody
Axel Braun
Vivid
Batman XXX is the best porn parody of the year. Rather than take on the dark-and-gritty modern incarnation of Batman, director (and Batman enthusiast) Axel Braun hearkened back to the campy 1960s TV version starring Adam West. Dale DaBone and James Deen are wonderfully cast as Batman and Robin respectfully; while Dale doesn't look much like Adam West, he does capture the combination of silliness and gravitas. The casting of the villains is even better, though: two of porn's greatest scenery-chewers, Evan Stone and Randy Spears, depict the Riddler and the Joker. Tori Black as Catwoman is fantastically fetching — she actually looks a lot like original actress Julie Newmar, but she does things Newmar never did on screen. The costumes and sets are top-notch — there's even footage of a vintage Batmobile! — the acting suitably over-the-top, and the sex... well, it's like filthy fan art brought to life, with Catwoman shagged from both ends by Batman and Robin simultaneously, Robin screwing Batgirl, and various other fantastic bat-pairings. There's even a half hour, sex-free version that could pass for an enthusiastic fan film. Highly recommended. (2010, 120 min)

Cast: Kimberly Kane, Evan Stone, Alexis Texas, Dale DaBone, Andy San Dimas, Syren Sexton, Randy Spears, Lexi Belle, James Deen, Tori Black

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The Bridal Shower
Candida Royalle
Femme Productions
A bridal shower turns steamy as the showerees flirt, share sex tips, teach each other how to strip, and tell stories about their sex lives and fantasies (all stories fully depicted, thanks to the miracle of video flashbacks!). Lots of fun, raunchy, tell-it-like-it-is sex talk (if you guys have ever wondered what women talk like when you're not there, this is the movie to buy), along with the usual sensual, emotional, woman's-point-of-view sex scenes that are the trademark of Candida Royalle's Femme Productions. It's a pleasure to see some mature, thirty- and forty-something, porn-veteran women instead of the usual assortment of just-post-teen porn bunnies; and there's some excellent sex advice snuck in with the entertainment. A terrific couple's tape. (1997, 80 min.)

Cast: Nina Hartley, Sharon Kane, Porsche Lynn, Missy, Melissa Hill, Guy DeSilva, Jonathan Morgan, Mike Horner

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Champion
Shine Louise Houston
Pink and White/Blowfish Video
Champion, directed by celebrated feminist porn director Shine Louise Houston, stars Syd Blakovich (a Blowfishie and a real-life mixed martial artist) in a tale of fucking and fighting that transcends the level of ordinary porn; it's better considered as an indie lesbian film that happens to include a lot of explicit sex. Jessie (Syd) is a martial artist on the cusp of the big time — going on the circuit, getting corporate sponsorship, the whole deal. But the clean and wholesome image her manager has worked so hard to create is starting to slip as rumors of her homosexuality and promiscuity begin to slip out onto the internet. Things get worse when an old enemy threatens to reveal the truth about Jessie's life to a magazine — unless Syd agrees to throw an important fight.

Intermingled with this tale of ambition and betrayal are, of course, lots of the intense, passionate, and playful lesbian sex scenes we've come to expect from Houston's work. The best of a very good lot is Syd's sex with Blowfish favorite Madison Young, which is one of the hottest girl-girl scenes ever committed to film: Syd's easy control makes a captivating match with Madison, who is fetchingly all a-tremble as she's slapped around, eaten out, and fucked with a strap-on. Other good scenes include a rather sweet and tender coupling with Syd and Jiz Lee, and Dylan Ryan's back-of-a-van romp with Javier, where they both take turns wearing the cock and wearing one another out. Syd's sexual chemistry with rival fighter Dallas adds a smoldering intensity that helps drive the plot. This is the peak of Houston's considerable achievements as a director, and a must-see for fans of real lesbian sex, ultimate fighting, and — simply — good cinema.

Blowfish Video is proud to release this groundbreaking movie, an entire new generation of erotic film from the three-time winner of the Feminist Porn Awards, Shine Louise Houston.

Winner of "Movie of the Year" in the 2009 Feminist Porn Awards!

Trailer: QuickTime formatWindows Media Player format. (2008, 90 min.)

Cast: Syd Blakovich, Dallas, Jiz Lee, Dylan Ryan, Madison Young, Javier, Brooklyn Flaco (non-sex), Trouble Royale (non-sex)

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Christine's Secret
Candida Royalle
Femme Productions
A charming country inn provides the lush setting surrounding the mystery of Christine's secret. What is the meaning of the repeated visits of our city girl? Winner of four New York Adult Critics Awards. (1986, 75 min.)

Cast: Carol Cross, Jake West, Chelsea Blake, George Payne, Taija Rae, Joey Silvera

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[RECOMMENDED!]

Circa '82
Dave Naz
Vivid Alt
Circa 82 is director Dave Naz's love letter to the '80s, especially the hardcore Los Angeles punk scene of 1982. It's fairly light on plot, focusing on a group of disaffected teenagers who hate their parents and love screwing and listening to music, but that's okay: we get to watch them screw, after all, and even hear some great music. Adorable Ashley Blue starts things off in a great anal scene with Tony T, who fucks her mouth and slaps her around with his cock, too. The final scene, with Alex Gonz and the always-lovely Madison Young, also features anal excellence (and a brief appearance and helping hand by Ashley Blue, though it's not a full-fledged three-way). The three scenes in between are pretty great, too, and the whole movie is full of good period details — punk rock t-shirts, rotary-dial phones, and even women with unshaven pubic hair! Sexy, fun, with great music and fantastic performances — highly recommended. You'll love the '80s. (2010, 116 min.)

Cast: Ashley Blue, Maya Hills, Lexi Belle, Sasha Grey, Madison Young, Tony T, Julius Ceazher, Daniel, Alex Gonz & Jenner

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[RECOMMENDED!]

Dark Angels
Nic Andrews
Skillfully directed, beautifully filmed, with a seriously interesting story and wicked-hot sex, Dark Angels is that rarest of all rarities — a sex video that works both as a movie and as smut. New Sensations reportedly spent months on this film, both in production and post-production, and quite a bit of money as well. And it shows: Dark Angels does an excellent job of pushing the boundary between porn-movies and movie-movies. The production values are first-class (well, on the porno scale of things, anyway), with excellent editing, way-cool special effects, and camerawork that puts other porn movies to shame, all adding up to a stylish, striking, and compelling overall look. The story (a supernatural vampire crime thing — Buffy and Angel fans will love it) is actually interesting, and the acting and writing are pretty decent; it's not Citizen Kane, but it's definitely on a level with a good B-movie, and we had no desire whatsoever to fast-forward through the plot. And the sex is gorgeous and wild, with attractive performers who seem really, really happy to be there. Highly, highly, highly recommended — the whole office was totally distracted the day we popped it into the VCR (back when we had such things), and some of us count it among the best adult movies we've seen. Do note that there is some violence in it, including a couple of "vampires killing their victims after fucking them" scenes — we personally found them totally hot, but it may not be your thing. Winner of the 2000 AVN awards for Best Video Feature, Best Director, and Best All-Girl Sex Scene! (2000, 120 min.)

Cast: Sydnee Steele, Jewel De Nyle, Ginger Paige, Evan Stone, Erik Everhard, April, McKayla, Phylisha Ryder, Voodoo Child, Mickey G., Mike Horner,George Kaplan

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[RECOMMENDED!]

Debbie Does Dallas... Again
Thomas, Paul
Vivid
Debbie Does Dallas...Again is a funny, sexy, big-budget film that's sure to show up on award ballots. Director Paul Thomas has crafted a truly strange and surprising film that is ostensibly a remake of the original Debbie Does Dallas. The two movies don't have much in common, though, except the presence of cheerleaders in skimpy outfits — and, really, isn't that enough?

Stefani Morgan plays Debbie, head of a co-ed cheerleading squad that's about to take part in a big national competition. She's having fun sleeping with cute boys and leading her team on the road to victory until her treacherous co-captain arranges for her to have an "accident" during a particularly acrobatic cheer. Penny Flame, who hilariously plays a rather sex-crazed angel, informs Debbie that she's dead, but Debbie has unfinished business, so she makes a deal to trade sexual favors in the afterlife for a return ticket to Earth. The resulting angelic orgy — on a set featuring a vintage convertible and pools of water — is both very hot and very weird, with amazing rough sex with Penny and Debbie and Evan Stone. Debbie returns to Earth... but not in her own body. She has to steal the body of suicidal geek Hillary Scott, and win her way back onto the cheerleading squad without revealing her true identity. The bits with Hillary and her blatantly cheating boyfriend Marty Romano are hilarious, especially when she walks in to find him dressed up in a cheerleader outfit — the movie's full of bizarre, funny little details like that.

Naturally, the reincarnation of Debbie takes over the cheerleading squad, leads them to the finals... and then there's an actual plot twist that you may not even see coming. The movie's full of good sex scenes and tons of scantily-clad eye candy, including everything you'd expect from a cheerleader porno, including erotic exercise routines and locker-room lesbianism. Plus all the weird stuff — a blowjob in a coffin, angels in undisguised fake wings and halos shagging against pillars, even some play with candle wax (not a traditional part of cheerleader porn). The extras are epic — this is a three-disc set, and includes the entire original Debbie Does Dallas, plus tons of bonus scenes and outtakes, trailers, galleries, behind the scenes feature, and so on.

Winner of the 2008 AVN Flim Award for Best Group Sex Scene (Stefani Morgan, Savanna Samson, Monique Alexander, Evan Stone, Christian & Jay Huntington). (2007, 2 hrs.)

Cast: Stefani Morgan, Derrick Pierce, Monique Alexander, Lacie Heart, Sunny Leone, Courtney Simpson, Penny Flame, Evan Stone, Staci Thorne, Marty Romano, Hillary Scott, Cassidey, Savanna Sampson, Christian, Jay Huntington

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Debbie Loves Dallas
Eon McKai
Vivid Alt
Debbie Loves Dallas is a re-imagining of legendary cheerleader porno Debbie Does Dallas (already the subject of many a remake), with the pierced-and-punk aesthetic typical of Vivid Alt productions. This time Dallas is a rock band, and Debbie (Cassidey) is their biggest fan, determined to lay the lead singer (Alex Gonz). In the first scene, Dana DeArmond fucks drug dealer Tommy Pistol in his van, with a rough blowjob, some slapping, and anal — it's a fun scene, and the performers have a good time with it. Next up, junkie James Deen gets it up for Pixie Pearl, with some tit-fucking to start. There's a nice effect where Pixie fantasizes that she's fucking the singer from Dallas instead. Then Pixie and Dana make their way to the recording studio to fuck some of the band members, with three guys and two girls switching partners frequently — it's rough, nasty, and frenetic, filmed on shaky handheld cameras, and when the action isn't hard to follow, it's hot. Charlotte Stokeley and Cassidey hold out for a chance to fuck the lead singer, though, and find a guy who's willing to introduce him... to whichever one of them sucks the best cock. They do their best, but he doesn't follow through on the promise. Monique, Pixie, and Cassidey assuage their disappointment by having a rough-and-tumble all-girl three-way. Charlotte finally sneaks into the recording studio under the pretense of being a reporter, and manages to give the rock star a good sloppy blowjob... but they're interrupted before she goes as far as she'd like. Finally — as we knew she would — Cassidey gets the chance to fuck her number one crush. It's a pretty good scene, though perhaps not worth all the build-up. There's some foot-fucking for the cumshot, which is nice if you're into that. This is a clever, fun flick full of little jokes, asides, and pop-cultural references, with a hot cast. The music is even pretty good. Extras include commentaries, a PDF of the script, photo gallery, a short film, and a CD soundtrack in the form of "Dallas's" new EP. It's a cool, funky, sexy package. (2007, 1 hr. 57 min.)

Cast: Dana DeArmond, Tommy Pistol, Pixie Pearl, James Deen, Pixie Pearl, Daniel, Julius Ceazher, Icarus Corpse, Cassidey, Charlotte Stokely, Justin Syder, Monique Alexander

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E-Love Wanted
Simon Wolf
Simon Wolf has a great sense of humor... and that's a wonderful thing in porn. A woman whose boyfriend is a serious two-timer, and a professor with no social life whatsoever are set up via a dating service without their knowledge by their "friends." So, we have your basic meet-cute, get-stranded-in-a-cabin-cute, fuck-cute plot.

It's, well, very cute. And very entertaining, with a ton of very hot sex long the way. Natalia Wood (as the cheated-upon girlfriend) can, in fact, act, and the young hot professor is a definite step above most slightly-scruffy porn studs in both attractiveness and articulateness (is that a word?). The sex is a great deal of fun to watch, and isn't excessively raunchy or rough. (There's some anal, but that's par for the course these days.) The movie is laugh-out-loud funny in places, and intentionally so. (2003, 113 min.)

Cast: Natalia Wood, Elizabeth Lawrence, Fallon Sommers, Tanya James, Haley, Alexis Malone, Betty Sue, Joey Ray, Evan Stone, Steve Holmes, Tony Pounds, Dillon

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[RECOMMENDED!]

Edge Play
Veronica Hart
A businesswoman (Marilyn Chambers) meets a wealthy couple who devote their lives to making women's sexual fantasies happen in reality. She's fascinated, but also scared; as the story progresses, she overcomes her reservations and begins to play with her sexual desires in the real world. A good choice for couples looking for something a little raunchier and edgier than you usually get in "couple's tapes"; there's a strong focus on female pleasure, and everyone involved looks like they're having a ball, with some very loud, expressive performances. The fantasies are imaginative and fun, with a light touch of kink. It's great to see Chambers doing new work, and there's a terrific scene with Chloe (who we're always happy to see) getting fucked in a sling in a nightclub. And unlike a lot of "fantasy made real" sex movies, Edge Play actually shows negotiation, limits, and safewords in action. An interesting, sexy exploration of fantasies in the head and fantasies acted out. (2001, 140 min.)

Cast: Marilyn Chambers, Chloe, Keisha, Jamie Gillis, Kylie Ireland, Brooke Hunter, Kim Chambers, Tyce Bune, Dale Dabone, Nick Manning, Valentino, Randy Spears, Joel Lawrence, Kyle Stone, Jay Ashley, Bruno Sx, Eric Masterson, Marty Romano, Don Hollywood, Michael Thic

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Erection Services
InPulse
Erection Services is a porn-for-straight-women feature starring buff beefcake Julian (this time with the assistance of Alex Sanders and Chris Cannon). The male performers get top billing here, which should tell you all you need to know about the sensibility of the film — it's about pleasing women, though the female stars are lovely enough that male viewers can enjoy it, too. In voiceover, Julian explains how his ex-girlfriend always insisted that men never know what women really want. Determined to prove her wrong, he decides to start a gigolo service with a couple of friends. In the course of servicing his clients, Julian discovers that, in fact, he doesn't understand women. It turns out women like to be pampered! And to be treated nicely! (Though, oddly, they don't mind the occasional facial cumshot.) The film serves female viewers well, with plenty of lingering shots of beautiful male bodies in all their sweaty glory, with lots of cunnilingus, some foot worship, and a brief, tasteful anal sex scene. The highlight is the final scene, where Julian gives a woman a long slow oil massage. When he's done, he stretches out on the table, and she oils him up thoroughly before fucking him. The production values aren't incredibly high, and there are some odd directorial flourishes, but nothing too distracting. The film is fairly short overall, only about 75 minutes, though the three scenes are all individually fairly long and involved. This is a good choice for couples, or for women who might be reluctant to try porn. (2007, 75 min.)

Cast: Julian, Chris Cannon, Alex Sanders, Roxanne Hall, Jessica Dee, Casey Pink, Wendy Devine

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Eyes of Desire
Candida Royalle
Femme Productions
A sexually shy photographer takes a personal retreat at a friend's house, finds the house equipped with a high-powered telescope, and discovers a side of herself that is intensely voyeuristic. But the tables are turned, and she finds an exhibitionistic streak in herself as well when she realizes that she's being watched, too! Another grand outing from Candida Royalle and Femme Productions, this film has the focus on women's pleasure, the emphasis on romance, the high production values, and the relative absence of porn cliches (every sex scene doesn't end in a cum shot — imagine!) that make their work such an exceptional treat. (1998, 92 min.)

Cast: Missy, Mickey G., Miss Sharon Mitchell, Tony Tedeschi, Herschel Savage, Chloe, Tom Byron

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[RECOMMENDED!]

Fade to Black
Paul Thomas
Winner of the 2001 AVN Awards for Best Film, Best Director, Best Supporting Actress (Julie Meadows), Best Couple's Sex Scene (Taylor Hayes & Joey Ray), Best Group Sex Scene (Taylor Hayes, Taylor St. Claire, Dale DaBone), Best Non-Sex Performance (Paul Thomas), Best Editing, and Best Screenplay and the XRCO awards for Best Film and Best Actress (Taylor Hayes), this is considered by many to be Paul Thomas' best film (as director) ever. Taylor Hayes plays a rackalicious girl from Oklahoma who makes amateur porno with her boyfriend (that is, he films her having sex with other guys). When they get the call from a famous porn director (played by Paul Thomas) to come out to Hollywood, what unfolds is a dark but truly well-written (and well-acted) tale of manipulation in the porn industry. The story is engaging, the sex is enthusiastic and hot, and Taylor Hayes has the cutest, sexiest smile in the biz. This tape gets a Blowfish Recommends, especially for couples and anyone else who likes an intelligent (although entirely unromantic) story with their sex. (2001, 85 min.)

Cast: Taylor Hayes, Joey Ray, Taylor St. Claire, Dale DaBone, Julie Meadows, VooDoo, Mariesa (box credit as Meriesa Arroyo), Tony Tedeschi, Adajja, Rikki Lixxx, Jason McCain, Mark Wood, Eric Everhard, and Paul Thomas (non-sex role)

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Intense Desires
Eli Cross
Lennox Films
Intense Desires is porn for women, featuring hard-bodied men who love performing cunnilingus and posing with their six-pack abs a-glisten. In the first scene, Denis Martin plays a sex therapist... who fantasizes about fucking during his sessions. He and fantasy girl Flick Shagwell work through positions on a couch, with plenty of shots of his tight ass moving as he fucks her. When he starts paying attention to his clients again, they're telling him about their experience at a sex club — and we get a flashback to that action in a brick dungeon. It's a four-way — or, more accurately, two couples — with Kurt Lockwood and Aria on one side, and Mario Rossi and Julie Night on the other, fucking in a hanging cage. The blowjobs are very hot, and the fucking is athletic. Next Tyler Knight takes charge with his lover, petite Asian Bamboo, and they get adventurous — she wears a blindfold, and he fucks her thoroughly. They're gorgeous together. Steven St. Croix and Kimberly Kane try to spice up their marriage by doing a little roleplay, pretending to be strangers who meet in a bar and hook up — they certainly fuck on screen like they're doing it for the first time. Finally Denis makes love to Alicia Rhodes on his couch, and it's just as passionate as the others. Call this one couples-friendly with a kinky edge.

Winner of the 2009 Feminist Porn Award for "Sexiest Straight Movie"! (2008, 115 min.)

Cast: Denis Martin, Mario Rossi, Tyler Knight, Steven St. Croix, Flick Shagwell, Aria, Julie Night, Bamboo, Kimberly Kane, Alicia Rhodes

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Janine Loves Jenna
Vivid/ Club Jenna
In Janine Loves Jenna, the title stars are out for a night on the town when their limo crashes, killing Janine. The opening sequence is animated, and it's one of the stranger cartoons you're ever likely to see. Jenna is distraught and wracked with survivor's guilt, and soon commits suicide. After dying in her bathtub, Jenna finds herself in Hell, where Janine acts as her guide, hoping to lead her up and out of the underworld. The special effects are sometimes cheesy, but no worse than those in many low-budget horror films, and the set designs are often inspired, from a café with a Deadly Sins theme to industrial platforms surrounded by fire-eaters and midgets in devil costumes, to the cool austerity of the devil's icy throne room. Many of the costumes are impressive too, from Jenna's giant leather batwings to Justin Sterling's convincing Devil costume. A lot of time, effort, and thought went into making this film, and it's inventive and ambitious. The actual sex scenes are often overshadowed by the design elements, as in the scene with Jenna and Janine having sex in an alley with men who have flames for faces; it's hard to pay attention to the fucking when there are people with hoods full of fire onscreen. Some of the dialogue is a bit tedious, too, but the essential premise of a sexual tour of the underworld is a great idea to hang a movie from, and Janine and Jenn are both in top form. (2007, 2 hr. 10 min.)

Cast: Jenna Jameson, and Janine, Justine Joli, Dominica Leoni, Reno, Jerry, Manuel Ferrara, Justin Sterling, Katja Kassin, Tommy Gunn, Vincent Vega, Julian

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Kung Fu Nurses a Go-Go Volume 2
Mark Stone
Wicked
Kung Fu Nurses A Go-Go Volume 2 is just as silly and over-the-top as its title suggests. At it's heart, it's a slutty-nurses versus slutty-reform-school-girls movie, but the largely nonsensical plot is just an excuse for porn stars in sexy costumes to suck cock and get fucked anally and otherwise. The action begins in a hospital where Randy Spears and Marco Banderas both check in with vague medical complaints involving their genitals; the nurses subscribe to the theory of sexual healing, and so Nikki Rhodes and Aiden Starr, dressed in fetching candystriper costumes, attempt to suck the poison out. (There's also the occasional duel using crutches and oversized syringes, because kung fu go-go dancing nurses are fierce.) Nick Manning plays a kung fu master/strip club DJ who recruits reform school girl Marie Luv to defeat the nurses in a dance off (or something like that); the lovely Marie on her knees in a short skirt will help you forgive the incomprehensible plot. There's lots of other nurse-on-patient action, and the climactic stripper competition turns into a lesbian three-way with a vast array of sex toys employed to impressive effect. While it's a little light on the kung fu, this silly gonzo extravaganza excels in the arena of hot women in slutty costumes fucking enthusiastically. It's just what the doctor ordered. (2008, 131 min)

Cast: Aiden Starr, Bridgett B, Crissy Moon, Marie Luv, Marlie Moore, Mya Luanna, Nikki Rhodes, Sindee Jennings, Randy Spears, Marco Banderas, Alex Sanders, Nick Manning, Sascha

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Last Call
Francois Clousot
Wicked Pictures
Last Call is a tale of obsession, betrayal, and relentless mindfucking (along with other kinds of fucking). After Brad Armstrong meets Kaylani Lei in a club, their impromptu sex turns into a night of sadistic cat-and-mouse games. After fucking him, Kaylani steals his wallet, phone, keys, and car...but it's more than a simple theft. As Brad tries to make his way through a bad part of town, she pursues and torments him throughout the night, a series of persecutions (most involving sexual excesses of some kind) that culminate in an orgy, startling revelations, and a fistfight. Highlights include Mendez Kaylani's opening scene with Brad, her perfect, gorgeous body on display; Tori Black's manic, over-the-top comic performance as a lunatic streetwalker — and her performance on her knees with Eric Masterson is even better; Alektra Blue and Mikayla Mendez as sex-crazed porno shop employees; and the final scene featuring Alektra Blue, Brad, Kaylani, Mikayla Mendez, and Randy Spears — a hallucinatory fuckfest presided over by mysterious robed figures. With a dark, twisty plot and standout performances by some of porn's brightest lights, you'll want to stay up late for Last Call. (2009, 110 min.)

Cast: Alektra Blue, Brad Armstrong, Bridgette B., Eric Masterson, Kaylani Lei, Mikayla Mendez, Randy Spears, Tanya James, Tori Black

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[RECOMMENDED!]

Lesbian Noir: The Pool Girl
Nica Noelle
Sweetheart Films
Lesbian Noir: The Pool Girl is shot mostly in black-and-white to evoke classic '40s film noir, though the sex scenes spring to full-color life. Satine Phoenix gets a job cleaning the pool at a movie star's estate, contending with a bitchy personal maid (Annabelle Lee in a cute little apron) and the star's mistress, the blonde bombshell Samantha Ryan. The star herself is played the busty and charismatic Mz. Berlin, always a force to be reckoned with, and before the film's end just about every possible pairing has been consummated, often with some voyeur lurking to observe. The sex scenes are passionate, dirty, and delightfully lurid, without much in the way of the high-gloss tenderness so common in all-girl films; these are women who know what they want from a fuck, and aren't afraid to cheat, manipulate, and otherwise force the issue to get it. Berlin is especially hot in her bossy, domineering role, running a remote controlled vibrator in Samantha Ryan's pussy and making her come on command. This one's edgy, substantial, and thoroughly satisfying. Highly recommended. (2008, 165 min.)

Cast: Samantha Ryan, Satine Phoenix, Mz. Berlin, Annabelle Lee

item VV-SWH-1720-DVD, dvd format: $25.95 [Order]
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My Daughter's Boyfriend
Nica Noelle
Sweet Sinner
My Daughter's Boyfriend stars Trinity Post as the eponymous daughter and James Deen as her clean-cut, eager-to-please boyfriend. Melissa Monet is the mother, but she doesn't play the role in a creepy predatory competing-with-youth sort of way, as is common in porn — instead she comes across as a real person, mostly satisfied in her marriage with Jay Crew, but also filled with yearnings for youth and passion that she knows she should resist. Unfortunately, her friend Nina Hartley is a fount of dangerous advice, telling her age is nothing but a number and to take what she wants in life — something Nina demonstrates in her scene seducing hunky personal trainer Christian (who excels as usual in his role). James and Trinity have a marathon sex scene, fucking with all the enthusiasm of youth, and Melissa and Jay have a fun and mostly tender scene that's perfectly appropriate to the years their characters have been married. But we all know which scene is coming: the inevitable collision of young James and experienced Melissa. His seduction isn't subtle, but he's dedicated, and while she resists, she doesn't have the strength to put him off completely, and soon they're in bed together, with two hours of suspense and anticipation coming to a thoroughly satisfying head. The film ends with them still in bed together, sparing us the inevitably horrible consequences of their transgression...which is good enough to qualify as a happy ending. (2009, 142 min.)

Cast: Trinity Post, Melissa Monet, Nina Hartley, James Deen, Jay Crew, Christian

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O: The Power of Submission
Ernest Greene
Adam & Eve
Pauline Réage's classic erotic novel Histoire d'O (The Story of O in its English translation) spawned countless imitators and provided the basis for many a film adaptation. The most recent, O: The Power of Submission featuring the delectably voluptuous Carmen Luvana as O, is incredibly hot, combining all the sexy bondage and dominance/submission mind games with serious hardcore sex, while remaining pretty faithful to the story and the enigmatic character of O herself. The story: O is a photographer (in this case a fetish photographer for a website) who plays sex games with her lover, Ray (Tommy Gunn), who enjoys tying her up and cutting her clothes off and generally dominating her, though in a very loving way. He convinces O to go into temporary service at a house where beautiful, willing female slaves get whipped and sexually satisfy male and female guests (the house is not explicitly called Roissy in this version, and it's more a nice California house than a French country mansion, but no matter). O likes this deeper submission, and Ray tests her love for him by giving her to his half-brother Stephen (Evan Stone), who is a much harsher master than Ray — the other slaves first train O with a rather impressive butt-plug so she can take Stephen's anal attentions. Stephen takes ever more control of O's life, plays mind games with her, and even enlists O into setting Ray up with another woman, a rather vapid fetish model, so Stephen can have O to himself forever. Through it all, Carmen Luvana plays O as cool, aloof, impossible to really break — she's perfectly obedient, but always holds something of herself back. That's the central, fascinating ambiguity of O as a literary character, and the actress conveys it beautifully (though her acting is rather wooden when she has to deliver lines). Tommy Gunn's performance as Ray is wonderful — his love for O, tinged with sadness, comes through clearly.

Nina Hartley (reputedly quite a BDSM aficionado in real life) does the voiceover narration, and her husband Ernest Greene directs. It's one of the more authentic-feeling BDSM movies ever made, with good whip technique and plausible action — no half-hearted flogging here! All the accoutrements are lovely; great collars, great whips, great restraints, hot lingerie — yum. There's plenty of decent bondage porn out there, but this is a cut above. It combines a classic story with lush performances, a cast that seems to care about the product, good production values, and — it must be said — Carmen Luvana's astonishingly gorgeous breasts.

The bonus disc has a long interview with the director, trailers, a photo gallery, and a couple of bonus scenes from other movies. (2006, 165 min)

Cast: Carmen Luvana, Dragon Lilly, Tommy Gunn, Todd Driller, Kylie Ireland, Angelina Black, Tyler Knight, Van Damage, Shayla LaVeaux, Johnny Castle, Evan Stone, Justine Joli, Monica Sweetheart; Nina Hartley (non-sex)

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One Size Fits All
Candida Royalle
Femme Productions
This is a darling little romp, proving that comedy and serious sex can mix without slapstick. Five gorgeous women, including the marvelous Nina Hartley, discover in classic farce fashion that they've all owned/worn the same little purple dress — most of them as a gift from the same man! From their memories of the "first encounter" through the revenge they seek, all the heated sex anyone could want is provided. Reminiscent of a 1960's bedroom comedy, but this time they left in all the good scenes! Definitely a couple's film, Femme Productions comes through again with a story that entertains, a pace that most women will find appealing, and enough good-looking stars of both sexes to keep all parties glued to the screen. Winner of the 1998 AVN Safe Sex Award. (1997, 79 min.)

Cast: Nina Hartley, Melissa Hill, Missy, Shanna McCullough, Gina Rome, Peter Romera, Tom Byron, Alex Sanders, Mark Davis, with a cameo appearance by Candida Royalle

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Paging Betty
Jim Enright
VCA
Paging Betty is a flick from the mid-'90s, vaguely based on the life of fetish pin-up model Bettie Page. The tale is told within a rather sweet frame story — Betty's grown daughter discovers her mom's old pictures, and asks about her wild times as a model in the '50s. The bulk of the film is flashbacks, and the first sex scene is Betty's roommate working as a hooker to make ends meet. That scene is fairly standard stuff, but things get more interesting when Betty goes for an audition with a schlock B-movie producer (he does films like "Attack of the Gopher People") — it's a pretty funny scene, especially Betty's line reading as Queen of the Gopher People, and when it inevitably moves into casting couch territory, Betty runs away, her sensibilities thoroughly shocked. (We get a sex scene anyway when the director calls in his very hardworking secretary.) Desperate for money, Betty goes into business with her roommate, picking up a little cash by watching her fuck an exhibitionist John. Then they get a gig doing pin-up photographs, posing in lingerie, and it's a cute sequence with fake spanking and hair pulling. The two celebrate their success by making out, and we finally get a sex scene with Betty, albeit girl-girl. Next Betty pays her rent with a blowjob — well, gets an extension, anyway — and then agrees to make a porn film to earn some much-needed money. The sex is good, the writing is way above average, and there are some clever plot twists all the way through. Worth a look, especially if you're a Bettie Page fan (though there's no fetish action, alas). (1994, 77 min.)

Cast: Selina St. Claire, Jasper, Leena, Sean Rider, Ona Zee, Bridgette Ami, Chante, E.Z. Ryder, Buck Adams, Steven St. Crois, Jonathan Morgan, Steve Austin

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Painful Lessons
Oren Cohen
Pink Box/Abigail Productions
Painful Lessons tells the sad tale of Kelli Leigh and her girlfriend Annabelle Lee, a college girl who's grown bored with her sugar mama. Kelli pays Annabelle's tuition and puts a roof over her head, but adorable Annabelle would rather run off with her hot young classmates (including the equally yummy Aiden Starr). Annabelle's friend Charlie Lane tries to tell Annabelle how good she has it, and decides to get into Kelli's good graces herself — either from a desire to take Annabelle's place as pampered housegirl or for simple MILF-loving gratification — and they manage an impressive array of positions on and around the kitchen counters. Annabelle cheats on Kelli, and Kelli cheats on Annabelle (rather flagrantly with Adrianna Nicole, who's always a pleasure to watch), and the sex scenes are all impressively passionate and charged with a bit of a transgressive edge — most of these couplings are revenge-fucks, after all, and the emotional subtext comes through. Eventually sweet young Annabelle and MILFy Kelli come together in bed, but is their undeniable sexual chemistry enough to affect a reconciliation? Watch and see. Painful Lessons is a pleasure (2008, 83 min.)

Cast: Kelly Leigh, Annabelle Lee, Aiden Starr, Charlie Lane, Adrianna Nicole

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Perfect Creatures
Eli Cross
Sex-Z
Perfect Creatures is another take on the venerable theme of creating the perfect lover, this time with a science-fictional bent. Sophia is a scientist disappointed one too many times by ordinary human lovers, and the breaking point comes when fiancee Chris Cannon betrays her by fucking Dana DeArmond. In revenge, Sophia take matters into her own technologically-savvy hands and creates the perfect man in the form of Christian, an android designed to be the ultimate sex toy. Her lab assistant Julie Knight gets on in the action, and Sophia even takes her creation to a dungeon sex club for a seven-person (and one android!) orgy that provides a suitably over-the-top climax, with lots and lots of anal sex. Of course, "perfection" is in the eye of the beholder, and there are some things even a perpetually pliant and obedient sex slave can't provide... but that message doesn't overwhelm the smut. (2008, 118 min.)

Cast: Dana DeArmond, Chris Cannon, Julie Night, Barry Scott, Sophia, Christian, Annie Cruz, Trina Michaels, Georgia Peach, Mandi Slade, Loren, Anastasia Pierce, Evan Stone, Brian Surewood

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Rawhide
Nicholas Steele
Ultimate Pictures
Beautiful photography, beautiful actors, and a beautiful plot... what more can you want from a porn movie? The plot's a good western one: A rancher's daughter sweeps into her father's spread, looking to sell out and cash in. The hands actually doing the work don't much take to that idea... but just how far are they willing to go to stop it?

The production values are great (it was shot on HD, and well-rewards a huge monitor), the acting is good, and the script isn't just a way to get from one sex scene to another. The sex has the usual set of porn conventions (some anal, some facials), but it's also often lovemaking rather than just fucking. And with three disks, this could be the excuse you've needed to get a multidisk DVD changer.

It won a bunch of 2004 AVN Awards, including Best Video Feature (in a tie with Beautiful), Best High-Definition Production, Best Supporting Actress/Video (Brooke Ballentyne), Best Videography (and, boy, did it deserve that one), and Best DVD Packaging (ditto). It also was nominated for, and apparently nearly won, the 2003 XRCO award for Best Video. And as if that wasn't enough, the J. T./Steven St. Croix scene was nominated for an XRCO Award for Best Sex Scene, Couple. (2003, 160 min.)

Cast: Carmen Luvana, Brooke Balentyne, Taylor Rain, Olivia del Rio, J. T., Velvet Rose, Kaylani Lei, Evan Stone, Julian, Randy Spears, Cheyne Collins, Matt Bixel, Joey Ray, Dale Dabone, Steven St. Croix, Jesse V

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Speakeasy
Courtney Trouble
Reel Queer
Speakeasy is a fun queer period piece shot mostly in black and white (except for full-color sex scenes), set in the underground club of the title. Writer/director Courtney Trouble has burst onto the indie porn scene with several fantastically fun and edgy films, and this is no exception. First among femmes is blonde cutie Lorelei Lee, who always brings a playful energy to her roles, never more so than here, pushed against the wall by the butch Tomcat. There's a little roughness — some choking, some ass-slapping — but there's also plenty of laughter, and Lorelei's ecstatic thrashings look totally genuine. Other high points include Jiz Lee (looking adorable in a newsboy cap) bound and hoisted for rope suspension bondage by Dallas Fivestar. There's also crazy boi-on-boi bartender sex, with Cyd and (the aptly named) Mustache Malone taking turns bending one another over and putting their strap-ons to good and varied use. The final scene with Billy Castro and Lorelei features lots of energetic strap-on sucking and riding, and overall, the flick is non-stop queer fun. Give it a try — what could be easier? (2009, 76)

Cast: Billy Castro, Jiz Lee, Dallas Fivestar, Lorelei Lee

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Taken
Veronica Hart
Taken is another fine film directed by Veronica Hart which happens to hit all of the elements that we look for in a Couple's Video (see the top of the Couple's Videos section to see what those are). It's a plot-oriented, romance novel-type story of a rich housewife/mother (Ginger Lynn) who's kidnapped by a stranger (Evan Stone, looking very Fabio — even wearing a white ruffled shirt in one scene) and kept captive until she falls in love with him. The film is mostly populated with performers approaching (or in the case of Hirschel Savage, about to leave) their forties, but they're all quite fit and attractive and still very sexy to watch. The sex, at times fast and even a bit rough, at other times gentle and slow, is all skillfully shot and edited together to show both the passion and personalities of the characters. In addition to some grand sexual performances, particularly from Ginger Lynn and from Alexandra Silk (in her scene with Herschel Savage), the story is also well-acted in the plot scenes, winning Ginger Lynn the Best Actress and Herschel Savage the Best Supporting Actor awards from AVN. (In case you care, Ginger Lynn's hair in the film looks nothing like her hair on the box cover, except for being blond.) (2001, 140 min.)

Cast: Ginger Lynn, Evan Stone, Rebecca Lord, Kelsey, Adajja, Alexandra Silk, Herschel Savage, Tyler Wood, Lexington Steele, and Randy Spears

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Tell Me What You Want
Jonathan Morgan
Wicked Pictures
Jonathan Morgan made his name making fun, light pictures... which this is not. However, he is still one of the best and most imaginative directors working in porn.

The plot is not complicated: Missy plays an artist who becomes sexually involved, and sexually obsessed, with Mickey G.'s mystery man. He feeds her libido, and she his, and their sex play becomes more intense each time... But if the sex is hotter and hotter each time, what happens when your libido pushes you over a limit you didn't mean to cross?

This movie has lots to recommend it: The sexual chemistry between Missy and Mickey G. is terrific; you do not doubt for a second that they are hot for each other. Missy is sizzling, while not being or trying to look like she's still 19. The sex scenes themselves are beautifully shot. This is a great couple's film, if what the couple in question is looking for is something intense and very, very sexual. We loved it.

The "making of" extras on the DVD are funny as hell, too. (2002)

Cast: Missy, Mickey G., Kelsey Heart, Mr. Marcus, Ian Daniels, Kyle Stone, Michael J. Cox

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The Devil in Miss Jones: The Resurrection
Paul Thomas
Vivid
The Devil in Miss Jones: The Resurrection returns to the world of Satanic bargains and unholy hot sex established in classic horror/porn The Devil in Miss Jones. Belladona — as filthy and flexible as ever — stars as a reporter who makes a deal with the devil (or his emissary, as played by sultry Savanna Samson) to ensure her success. The plot is dark and twisty, and the sex scenes are rough and wonderful, full of sloppy blowjobs, ample anal sex, and an outstanding orgy scene. Belladonna's opening scene with Kurt Lockwood is a cocksucking spectacular, and the doggystyle ass-pounding is extreme. Kurt's poolside three-way with Rebeca Linares and Carmella Bing is wonderful too, and the group sex is a continuing theme, with other anal three-ways and the climactic immense orgy featuring essentially the entire cast. Penny Flame is a delight as always, and Nick Manning has the kind of wide-eyed intensity that makes him perfect as an emissary of evil. Though the emphasis is on depraved sex, it is a horror flick, so be aware there's some creepy imagery here and there (though there's no gore), especially at the end; the final scene is not even remotely sexy, unless you've got a fetish for snakes and childbirth. (2010, 150 min.)

Cast: Belladonna, Penny Flame, Carmella Bing, Rebeca Linares, Savanna, Victoria Sin, Kurt Lockwood, Nick Manning, Tom Byron, Evan Stone, Steven St. Croix

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The Oracle
François Clousot
Wicked
The Oracle features Kaylani Lei in the title role, as a fake psychic with a con-artist boyfriend. They make a living ripping off the grief-stricken... until she encounters the genuinely supernatural in the form of a magical medallion that allows her to speak with (and sexually pleasure!) the dead. Kaylani is a decent actress in the non-porn parts and a phenomenal performer for the more graphic sections. The opening scene with her scumbag boyfriend (Barrett Blade) shows off her impressive oral skills, and the film gets more intense as it goes on, with a couple of excellent three-ways (Roxy DeVille and Brooke Haven are especially hot in their scene with Randy Spears, dispenser of afterlife wisdom). The last scene ups the ante even more, with Keylani press-ganged into pleasuring three ghosts (Chris Cannon, India Summer, and, Marcus London); there's a lot of energy, and it's a fine finish to a film that's watchable plot-wise and extremely satisfying in terms of titillation. If you like your porn with a ghostly twist, The Oracle is to die for. (2008, 84 min.)

Cast: Barrett Blade, Brooke Banner, Brooke Haven, Chris Cannon, Derrick Pierce, Eva Angelina, India Summer, Kaylani Lei, Marcus London, Randy Spears, Roxy DeVille, Ryder Skye

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The Wild Search
Shine Louise Houston
Pink and White/Blowfish Video
The Wild Search is from indie auteur Shine Louise Houston, whose earlier releases The Crash Pad and Superfreak garnered her accolades from feminist porn fans and queers of various persuasions. Like her previous movies, The Wild Search is a tour-de-force of lesbian sex, featuring lots of hot butches and femmes from the San Francisco area. This is the pure product. There are no gay-for-pay bottle blondes with scary fake fingernails engaged in perfunctory open-mouthed tongue kissing here — except in a brief, hilarious scene that parodies such moments in mainstream porn movies.

The basic premise is clever and used to very funny effect. A documentary film crew follows around another documentary film crew as they attempt to film the mating habits of San Francisco lesbians. So The Wild Search is a (fake) documentary about a (fake) documentary about (real) lesbians. (Follow all that?) Imagine one of those National Geographic programs, with cameras watching lions from the distance, only instead of lions, they're watching lesbians. The fundamental joke is that the people having sex don't notice the camera crew in their apartment or in the bar, and there's a really funny bit of business with a "decoy lesbian," a mannequin dressed up and sent out to attract the natives. All that's cute and innovative, but what about the sex? This is a film made by and for lesbians, but given the tastes of most heterosexual men, they're likely to enjoy this, too, and it might even dispel some silly misconceptions about how women have sex. (Short answer: they have sex in all sorts of awesome ways.) The sex scenes are often really intense, especially a long three-way with two women wearing strap-ons. The most important thing: this is real fucking, messy, gasping, sweaty, improvisational, impetuous, spirited, and beautiful. It's a very funny mockumentary, but there's nothing mock about the sex. Don't miss it.

Winner of Best Trans Sex Scene at the 2007 Feminist Porn Awards!

(Note: This movie was previously entitled In Search of the Wild Kingdom.)

Watch the trailer! (QuickTime format).

If you are looking for even more wonderfulness from Shine Louise, be sure to check out The Crash Pad Series, the on-going web site show. It's like TV, only there's always something on. (2007, 65 min.)

Cast: Beau Flex, Trouble Royale, Rozen DeBowe, Dylan Ryon, Wil Thrustwell, Papi Coxxx.

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This Ain't I Dream of Jeannie XXX
Axel Braun
Hustler
This Ain't I Dream of Jeannie XXX gives a hardcore twist to the classic sitcom about a captive genie in skimpy clothing who just wants to please her master, a buttoned-down Air Force Major. (The sexual potential in the premise, of course, is pretty obvious.) Shawna Lenee is the highlight here, ably capturing the mixture of naivete and enthusiasm portrayed by original actress Barbara Eden — and we get to see what's underneath her harem pants! The plot concerns a pair of lesbians who move in next door, fascinating Jeannie, who allows herself to be seduced in the opening scene, a fabulous all-girl three-way with toys and rimming. The other standout scene is the climax, with Jeannie in her bottle with both her master and his best friend, making all their wishes come true — at least, all their wishes that involve having a hot blonde take on both of them at once. There's not that much in the way of magic, and the jokes aren't as funny as the laugh track wants them to be, but the attention to period details — from sock garters to rotary phones! — is laudable, and Shawna is the perfect Jeannie of your dreams. (2010, 105 min.)

Cast: Shawna Lenee, Missy Woods, Ashlyn Rae, Jazy Berlin, Cheyne Collins, Carolyn Reese, Jack Lawrence, Dale DaBone, Alec Knight

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This Ain't Star Trek XXX
Axel Braun
Hustler
This Ain't Star Trek XXX is a kind of erotic love letter to the classic original series of Star Trek. The sets are lovingly designed, the costumes are beautifully recreated (complete with miniskirts for the ladies!), and the casting is mostly top notch. Evan Stone (who cut his signature long hair for the role) is perfect as Captain Kirk, since he's the closest thing the porn world has to the scenery-chewing antics of William Shatner, and Nick Manning does an equally impressive turn as villainous genetic superman Khan Noonien Singh (originally played by Ricardo Montelban). Trek fans will recognize the story as a retelling of the classic episode "Space Seed" — but with lots of extra sex, including great performances by Aurora Snow, Jenna Haze, Sasha Grey, and Jada Fire (as Uhura). When Khan releases a deadly virus that can only be cured by a massive release of endorphins, the crew has no choice but to fraternize intimately in pursuit of life-saving orgasms. Clever, funny, affectionate, and charming, this is likely the best Star Trek porn ever made. Recommended. (2009, 120 min.)

Cast: Jenna Haze, Tony Desergio, Aurora Snow, Nick Manning, Sasha Grey, Evan Stone, Codi Carmichael, Cheyne Collins, Jada Fire

item VV-HUS-1733-DVD, dvd format: $25.95 [Order]
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Under the Covers
Candida Royalle
Adam & Eve
Under the Covers is a funny, sweet film from gifted director Candida Royale. It opens with newlywed Richard Range filming his wife Sativa Verte as she does a little striptease for him in lingerie. Turns out the filming is an assignment from their sex therapist, Charly Carlyle, and next up we see Charly being interviewed by a reporter doing a story about "Modern-day Aphrodites" — women who embrace porn and sex.

It's largely a film about secret lives. For one, Charly insists in an interview that the size of a man's cock doesn't matter, but then she heads to a sex shop and we find out otherwise when Charly picks up a nice big toy — and later she orders a well-endowed male prostitute off the internet. The cute girl behind the counter at the sex shop (Erika Kole) turns out to be an abstinence advocate who's gone undercover to infiltrate the world of sex-obsessed heathens — but she's tempted by the toys. The reporter visits a dominatrix (Syren), and there's girl-girl sex with a strap-on, caning, and various flavors of BDSM. Finally, a masquerade sex party allows guests to act on their true urges while in disguise... though there might be a little embarrassment when the masks come off. It's a sexy, funny flick, well worth watching, and good for couples or people just looking for smarter-than-your-average porn. (2007, 85 min.)

Cast: Syren, Lisa Ann, Sativa Verte, Richard Range, Primo, Charly Carlyle, Erika Kole, Maria Ritani, Johnny Dannon, Tyler Marciano, Jamye Waan, Andre Trauberg, Michele Capozzi

item VV-PHE-1627-DVD, dvd format: $27.95 [Order]
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Velvet Tension: Stroke of Genius
Inpulse Pictures
Velvet Tension: Stroke of Genius is porn by and for straight women, with plenty of hot, well-hung beefcake and an emphasis on handjobs (the subtitle "stroke of genius" is apt). Tattooed, muscular Julian is the leading man, playing a real estate agent who makes a bet with a friend that he can go a week without having sex. Apparently, "sex" means penetration in this case, because within moments he's naked in a pool with the blonde house appraiser, making out, before retiring to poolside lounge chairs for a little teasing with fruit and, finally, a lingering handjob. No blowjob, no penetrative sex, just hands, and that's pretty much the repeated motif here, though there's some toy play for the ladies, some mutual masturbation scenes (including a nice one in a shower, where we see what the maid and butler in a mansion do on their afternoon off), even a brief foot-job and some toe-sucking for you foot fetishists out there. There are no facial cumshots in this film — half the time the guys come on their own bellies and chests, the other times on the breasts of their female co-stars, and the women are in control the whole time. There are lots of long, lingering shots of big hard cocks, cocks being soaped up, cocks underwater, cocks straining against tight boxer-briefs, and so on. This is an unusual film — the total lack of intercourse or blowjobs is mind-blowingly rare in mainstream porn — but it's pretty, the guys are hot, the ladies are easy on the eyes too, and, oh, did we mention the big throbbing wet hard cocks? (2007, 90 min.)

Cast: Julian, Jack Lawrence, Mario Rossi, JoeyRay, Katie Morgan, Tyla Wynn, Eve Lawrence, Jolean, Ava Ramon

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