Thong-Style Harnesses

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These thong harnesses secure onto the body with a minimal amount of straps, accentuating the butt of the wearer. A wonderful accessory for any dildo, a good harness can be a girl's (and boy's!) best friend. Buying Guide on Choosing a Harness if you need help deciding which harness is right for you.
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Big Nothing Nylon Harness
This the tiniest harness we carry, so bitty that our tester said it felt like she was wearing almost nothing at all! This thong style harness is worn without a pad, so the 1-1/2" metal O-rings sit directly against the skin in both the front and the back. In fact, the O-ring on this harness sits lower on the hips than most other harnesses, placing the dildo (not included) directly over the pubic bone and near the clit. This placement allows the wearer to fuck their partners from their clit, which is way better than having to thrust from the belly button, not to mention providing a lot of sensation for the wearer where it matters most. We're wild about this innovative design that puts the dildo where you might expect a dick to be, but if you're sensitive to pressure directly on your pubic bone or clit, this harness may provide a little too much stimulation for you.

For those of you who have been begging us to find a harness that can be used with the Nexus and the Nexus Jr., this is one of the better ones thanks to the low placement of the O-ring. It's not perfect, but when we tested this harness with the Nexus Jr., it held the innie side of the toy up against the G-spot of the wearer and kept the toy more firmly in place than when we tried the dildo again without a harness at all. Another bonus: the nylon strap down the back is thin enough to fit comfortably between the butt-cheeks, providing extra stimulation against the anus while thrusting (especially if you are using a butt plug or a little lube there).

Both the hip straps and the g-string strap on this harness are adjustable and can accommodate hips up to 54". Please note: the 1-1/2" O-ring is not interchangeable, so not every dildo will work with this harness.

item +T-SSI-1928: $19.95 [Order]
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Joy Rider Leather Harness
If you love the idea of strapping on a dildo, but hate the feel of a substantial harness against your tender bits, we have the answer. The Joy Rider Leather Harness is the updated and leather version of our Big Nothing Harness, with a metal O-ring in the front connected to latigo leather straps: one that goes around the hips, and one going from the O-ring to the hip strap in the back. Fully adjustable, you can swap out the included 1-1/2" O-ring for rings in other sizes (additional rings not included), slide the crotch strap along the back until it's comfortable, and cinch up either strap with easy-to-manipulate D-rings. Despite its diminutive size, it holds on most dildos (not included) quite well while letting you get up close and personal with the object of your thrusting. Fits hips up to 52". The Joy Rider is a joy to ride in, or on.

item +T-KOK-2423: $39.95 [Order]
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Men's Leather Harness
Designing a dildo harness for men is tough going, mainly because the cock and balls get in the way! Finally we've spotted a design that holds a dildo in place for serious fucking while safely cupping the family jewels.

Made of sturdy, high-quality black leather, the Men's Harness is built to last a lifetime. Both sides of the hip straps have buckles for adjustability (between 30" to 46"), not quite the range we might have hoped for, but still. A codpiece-like cup houses your cock and balls when you are strapped in, keeping them cozy while the dildo of your choice does all the work. The cup is fastened to a buckle-adjustable ass-strap to keep everything firmly in place and tight to the hips. Ideal for times when your cock just won't (or can't) get hard, when you want to go all night long and your parts have a mind of their own, or when you want to do your lover with a shaft that is bigger or smaller than what you were blessed with, the Men's Harness is your pinch hitter.

The cut-out hole for the dildo holds toys up to 1-3/4 inches in diameter, but anything wider than that will not fit through (there is no adjustable 0-ring on this harness). Likewise, a skinny dildo will flop around in a hole of this size, so the most compatible dongs are between 1-1/4" to 1-3/4" wide. Make sure the dildo you choose to pair with the Men's Harness has a flat, flanged base at least 2" across so it will not slip all the way though and onto the floor. Because really, what good is a dildo going to do for your lover on the floor? Also, it took a few tries for some of our guys to get used to thrusting with their upper abdomen instead of their lower hips (and they are professionals!). Be prepared to need some practice when adjusting to your new cock.

item +T-KOK-2204: $129.95 [Order]
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Ménage à Trois for Two Nylon Harness
If you've sat watching your favorite porn actress getting DP'd (that's double penetrated for us lay folk) and wished you could try that at home, well now you can! No need to go trolling online for a second boy, now you can rig up your own man and make, well, a Ménage á Trois for Two with this nifty harness and dildo!

It works its magic with two O-rings: one to hold a dildo to his abdomen and another to go around his cock and balls. The kit comes with three metal O-rings (1-1/2", 1-3/4" and 2") and one rubber one (1-3/4") which can all be swapped around depending on which one fits around his package better; however, most of our male testers wanted a larger rubber O-ring for comfort's sake (not included). The bottom ring is connected to the harness by four snaps; so keep in mind that even if you usually wear a 2" metal cock-and-ball-ring, it's going to fit smaller on this harness. (By the way, one testing couple reported that you can remove that G-string strap and the whole shebang still stays in place just fine). Also note that getting this harness on takes a bit of calculation and forethought; best try it with the lights ON first time around.

The dildo that comes with this harness measures 5-1/4" x 1-3/16" (shown top) and comes in red or purple (sorry, but we do not offer a choice of color). If you are a female wearer wanting to do another lady, all you need is a second dildo and you are off to the races (so to speak). Or, if you are just looking for a cool cock-ring harness, or even just a harness than men can wear above their package with a higher dildo for vaginal penetration, this one works smashingly.

Note: We photographed this harness with two dildos to show how a cock should be positioned with both the balls and shaft through the ring, but only the top toy (shown in Purple) is included with the harness.

item +T-SSI-2136: $58.95 [Order]
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