Symbolic Silicone Dildos

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These are high-quality silicone dildos in the shapes of religious figures. Perfect gifts for the iconoclasts in your life. We feel they are a light-hearted, humorous look at the relationship between religion and sex, but the easily offended should probably skip this page entirely.

A Note on Sizing: The length of these toys is measured from the bottom of the base to the tip of the tip; insertable length may be specified separately. Unless otherwise noted, diameter is measured at the widest insertable point. Being hand-made products, silicone toys can vary in size; measurements may vary by as much as 1/8" or even more.


Buddha Silicone Dildo
The serenely smiling face of the Buddha Silicone Dildo can now bless your most transcendent moments. He comes in golden yellow silicone, with many bumps and ridges to help you reach your own personal state of Nirvana. 7-3/4" total length (6" insertable length), 1-1/2" in diameter at the widest insertable point. Marbled pearlescent Gold.

Please note that the balls-shaped base of this dildo is very thick. This is a good thing, as it makes it possible for the dildo to stand upright, but it will make it awkward to use with a harness.

(New as of December 28, 2009)

item NT-DIV-1356: $58.95 [Order]
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Devil Silicone Dildo
Ideal for black masses and heavy metal video shoots, the Devil dildo features a very handsome Mephistophelean face, and comes complete with beard, horns, and even a pitchfork (we love the classics!). Many ridges and grooves for lots of sensation; we especially like the fold of the cape behind His Dark Majesty's head. 8" total length (6-1/2" insertable length), 1-3/4" in diameter at the widest insertable point. Red Marbled.

Please note that the balls-shaped base of this dildo is very thick. This is a good thing, as it makes it possible for the dildo to stand upright, but it will make it awkward to use with a harness.

(New as of December 28, 2009)

item NT-DIV-1354: $58.95 [Order]
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Diving Nun Silicone Dildo
This pious lady comes complete with silicone wimple and rosary, her head gently bowed — either in prayer or in preparation for that medal-winning double-pike with a half twist. She has a suction-cup base, so you can attach her to a chair, table, altar, confessional wall, or whatever flat surface strikes your sick fancy. (She's pictured at bottom diving from the shower wall.) 1-7/8" across at the widest insertable point (she has a somewhat flatter, less symmetrical shape than most dildos, so her overall size is a bit less hefty than that dimension would indicate). 8-1/2" total length; 7-1/2" insertable length. This is the only of our faith-themed dildos that can be used with a harness! Blue Marbled.

(New as of December 28, 2009)

item NT-DIV-1295: $59.95 [Order]
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Grim Reaper Silicone Dildo
Goth perverts should love this one. The fate that awaits us all is cast into dildo format. His ghastly form is shrouded with a cape that's molded with folds and ridges, to help you on your way to what the French call "the little death." Sex, death, death, sex; it's all part of the great circle, blah blah blah. 7-3/4" total length (6" insertable length), 1-1/2" in diameter at the head, 1-3/4" at the widest insertable point. Black.

Please note that the balls-shaped base of this dildo is very thick. This is a good thing, as it makes it possible for the dildo to stand upright, but it will make it awkward to use with a harness.

(New as of December 28, 2009)

item NT-DIV-1355: $58.95 [Order]
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Jackhammer Jesus Silicone Dildo
Jesus fucking Christ. Literally. This extremely blasphemous dildo features a fairly realistic dickhead at the tip, and a crucifix complete with a figure of our crucified Lord at the base. A very hefty dildo with lots of ridges and bulges, it's perfect for playing debauched priest, naughty nun, or re-enacting The Exorcist. The Blowfishies are all convinced that we're going straight to hell for carrying this toy; if you want to join us on the trip, we can't think of a better way than buying one for yourself. 10" total length (7-1/4" insertable length), 1-1/2" in diameter at the head, 1-3/4" in diameter at the widest insertable point (Jesus's knees). Do note that the shape of this dildo means it can't be used with a harness. Glow-in-the-dark white (a pearlescent white).

(New as of December 28, 2009)

item NT-DIV-1353-WH, glow-in-the-dark white: $65.95 [Order]
item NT-DIV-1353-MBK, marbled black: $65.95 [Order]
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