Okay, now to the product iteself. We're not exactly sure what sort of rubbery material this is made of, but we were happy to find that it's not oozy like many jellies and it doesn't smell funny like many latex materials and it doesn't peel like many "real skin" type materials. The pale flesh-colored cock and balls are very realistically textured and the material feels rather nice when lubed up and slipped inside. It's firm yet squeezable, the way a hard-on ought to be. The suction cup base makes it easier to use solo if you like to squat or sit on your toys (on a smooth, hard surface) although if you move around a lot you will break the suction (pretty intense pulling and pushing was okay, but side to side and front-back grinding popped it off the table a bit sooner than we would have liked).

It has an insertable length of about 5-1/2" and a maximum diameter of about 1-3/4". The control box, which takes 3 AA batteries (not included, but we do sell them), has a sliding switch for 3 speeds. The control box also has two jacks in the top to accommodate both the dildo vibrator and the 2" long, 1" diameter bullet vibrator that's also included. If you do use the bullet and dildo vibrator simultaneously the total power output to each is reduced slightly, but our tester was so delighted with both the internal and external vibrations at the same time that she didn't really care that they were both slightly lower than what they would have been if used alone. So with this toy it's like getting three vibrators in one since you can use either part separately or use them together for a variety of stimulating experiences.

Comes in a lemon-lime green color that glows in the dark!

item PT-NSW-1329-GLW, glow-in-the-dark green: $28.95
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Made of a hypoallergenic, non-toxic latex, the Bronco cleans up easily with soap and warm water and is dishwasher safe (top rack only). Compatible with all kinds of lube, both oil- and water-based, and it will not lose his shape or change color over time or after intense usage. If you are sensitive to smells, it smells like soap or laundry detergent. 9 inches tall, 7 inches insertable, with a 2 inch diameter, and the balls are 2-7/8 inches wide.

item PT-VIV-2325: $62.95
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The Buck stands a noble 11" off the table top. Sure, some of that length is attributed to the suction cup on the base and the hefty balls. When it comes down to it though, the Buck has almost 9" of insertable length. Woah. Not only is the shaft large, it is also quite, um, beautiful. The cock-head shape is lovely and surface detailing of the skin and veins are immaculate in their true-to-life realism. "True" if the cock you are observing is 2-1/4" in diameter and bigger than the toy buyer's forearm.

The suction cup on the base sticks well on flat surfaces when the lip of the cup is moistened with a bit of water or saliva. It sticks moderately well to vertical surfaces but takes more effort to get it to stay, perhaps due to the fact that it weighs 2.2 pounds. The material is a very nice firm rubber material with a very light scent, close in the quality spectrum to silicone but not quite as good. Big big big big big. Did we mention it's big?

Like it but want something on the smaller side? Check out the Falcon, the Buck's little brother.

Please shop carefully. We do not accept satisfaction returns on this item. Please see our ordering information page for our complete returns policy.

item PT-VIV-2168: $62.95
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The delicate curve angles the head perfectly to hit our tester's G-spot, which loved all the attention from the texture around the tip. Although the Celtic patterns are interesting to look at, and easily felt by hands, it didn't make much difference inside the body. About 6-1/4 inches insertable, 1-3/8 inches in diameter with a 4-1/2 inch wide base. Fits in a 1-5/8 inch harness opening.

item PT-DIV-2289-BL, blue: $51.95
item PT-DIV-2289-RD, red: $51.95
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Note: This toy has the same dimensions a toy we used to carry called the Slave, but comes without the lettering on the base and in a fabulous new color.

item PT-DIV-2135-BK, black: $44.95
item PT-DIV-2135-PR, purple marble: $44.95
item PT-DIV-2135-BL, blue marble: $44.95
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The Falcon is made of a fleshy-colored rubber that feels and behaves much like firm silicone but has a slight powdery smell to it, a bit like a Cabbage-Patch Kid doll if you have ever taken the time to sniff one. (C'mon, it's a nice smell!) Most suction-cup cocks don't hold a candle to the Falcon in terms of realism. It has all the goodies one could look for, detailed veining, balls, texture and an ample mushroom-shaped head. The size is nothing to sniff at either. It measures 6-1/2 insertable inches (9" tip to table top) by 2" thick near the base (1-3/4" for most of the shaft). Great for vaginal, anal, and cock-sucking, too! Beware however, you may think you know what 9" long and 2" thick looks like, but this guy is big. Better look at a ruler before ordering!

Like it but want something even bigger? Check out the Buck, the Falcon's bigger brother.

item PT-VIV-2167: $62.95
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Note: This toy has the same dimensions as a toy we used to carry called the Master, but comes without the lettering on the base and in a fabulous new color.

item PT-DIV-2098-BK, black: $49.95
item PT-DIV-2098-PR, purple marble: $49.95
item PT-DIV-2098-BL, blue marble: $49.95
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The Suction Cup Jelly Dick comes in three sizes, all of which have slightly different designs. The smallest is quite veiny with extra-big balls; it's 6-1/2" (well, the manufacturer calls it 6-1/2", but our ruler says it's actually about 6-3/4" total length and about 5-1/2" insertable length, with a 1-5/8" diameter at the widest point). There's the middle-sized 7", which is a bit narrower and smoother (it's 6-1/4" insertable length, with a 1-1/2" diameter at the widest point). And the largest is medium-veiny with somewhat flatter balls, at a "Sweet Mother of God" length of 8-1/2" (7-1/2" insertable length, with a 1-3/4" diameter at the widest point).

Note: Please read our guide to caring for jelly and other soft materials for advice on cleaning and storage.

Another note: The balls-shaped base of the Suction Cup Jelly Dick is quite thick, especially on the 6-1/2" and the 7" sizes. This is a good thing, as it helps keep the dildo standing upright, but it will make it awkward to use with a harness (as will the suction cup itself).

We sell the 6-1/2" Suction Cup Jelly Dick in Purple (quite dark), the 7" in Violet (their Violet is a fairly pinky shade, almost a purpley-pink); and the 8-1/2" in Red. (Pictured from top to bottom, attached to our photographer's shower wall: 8-1/2" Red, 7" Violet, and 6-1/2" Purple.)

item PT-AML-1675-165, 6-1/2": $11.95
item PT-AML-1675-191, 7": $16.95
item PT-AML-1675-216, 8-1/2": $18.95
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