The Bad Boy starts with an oblong tip that's about 1-1/16" x 1-5/32", which seems modest enough. The second swell (also not perfectly round) is 1-5/16" x 1-7/16", the third swell jumps to a sizable 1-1/2" x 1-5/8" before narrowing down to a neck that's 1-3/16" x 1-5/32". Ok, those are the numbers, but what does it mean?

It means that the Bad Boy fills you up, hits the prostate spot-on and doesn't let you forget that it's in there, hitting your sweet spot just so. Turn on the bullet vibe in the base (oh, numbers on that are 1-5/8" across, 1-1/2" deep and 2-1/2" long (not counting the bullet)) and the super-strong vibrations stimulate the perineum and make their way insistently to the very tip of the toy, where they buzz against your joyfully grateful prostate with an intensity you've previously only dreamed of. The bullet is a super-strong RO-80MM bullet, and runs on a powerful size "N" battery (both bullet and battery are included; we also sell replacement batteries). These vibrations don't run out quickly like other bullet vibes — you can expect at least 4 hours of vibrating fun before you'll have to replace the battery on this puppy.

Our tester reported clearly better orgasms when wearing this toy. In fact, the only complaint our tester had — other than his cat's interest in the strong purring vibrations of the toy — was that, once lubed, the Bad Boy doesn't stay in quite as well as he would have liked. Trooper that he is, he worked it in without lube to see if that helped and, while it did, that's REALLY uncomfortable (for the record, we don't really recommend any anal play without lube, as that's a rather delicate part of your anatomy). He found it distracting that the lubed-up toy slowly worked its way out while he jerked off, though he managed to keep it in with a little effort. Despite this distraction, his review was a rave, and the orgasm reported was way better than usual, so we don't consider this a deal-breaker on this excellent toy. And who knows? Everyone's built differently, and it might stay in better for you.

Made of 100% silicone, the surface of the toy is a bit "grippier" than other silicone toys we've experienced. Remove the bullet and you can boil this toy or put it in the top rack of the dishwasher to clean it (washing it under the faucet works, too, and seems effective for solo use based on the relatively less-porous nature of the silicone). Our tester wore it in the shower without issue, but we wouldn't submerge the bullet. For those times when you're more than just rude or naughty, the Bad Boy just might fulfill your wildest urges.

A note about the batteries: We won't guarantee the included batteries are any good, since we don't know how long they've been in storage. We also suggest you remove the batteries between uses to avoid accidently wasting your batteries.

item +T-ROF-2476-BK, black: $72.95
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item +T-LAB-2546-BL, navy blue: $128.95
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It can also be used as a pussy-plug, and the length and curve of the toy make it perfect for hitting the G-spot. The handle/ hilt/ thumb-rest provides great clit stimulation, (though not as direct as some women might like).

Our tester couldn't say enough good things about the ringed handle and hilt/ thumb-rest. From the perspective of using this toy on another person, he said it was "THE BEST THING EVER. That ring handle is totally incredible." The ongoing problem with fucking someone — yourself or someone else — with a dildo is that your hand gets fatigued — the more lube you use, the worse it gets. And this takes care of a notable portion of that trouble. A ring that allows you to put your finger through it is ingenious.

Finally, you can slip a bullet vibe into that ring and turn it into a vibrating butt-or-pussy-plug. The hole is 7/8" across, but stretches to fit a 1" wide bullet vibrator nicely.  Insertable portion is 4-1/4" long straightened out, 4" long curved. Exceptionally well-designed (did we mention that it has a very hand-friendly amazing ring handle?), attractive and extremely functional, the Bloomy easily earns its place among our favorite toys of all time. Recommended!

item +T-FUF-2577-BK, black: $38.95
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A few notes about batteries: We won't guarantee the included batteries are any good, since we don't know how long they've been in storage. Also note that these watch batteries seem to overheat easily if you run the battery for too long; do not use for more than 20 minutes at a stretch or the batteries will wear out much faster than they should.

Stocking/Color Note: The Buzz 1 comes in Midnight Purple (as shown).

item +T-TNT-1460: $58.95
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item +T-TNT-1454-WH, pearl white: $65.95
item +T-TNT-1454-PR, midnight purple: $65.95
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A note about the batteries: We won't guarantee the included batteries are any good, since we don't know how long they've been in storage. We also suggest you remove the batteries between uses to avoid accidently wasting your batteries.

item +T-RIM-2383: $95.95
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The tip of the Elements Omega is only 1/2" wide, and very tapered, allowing for easy initial entry. The shaft has a slight "S" curve to it and is approximately 3/4" wide, give or take (remember, there are the slight waves), and gets to about 1-1/16" at the widest point. This "S" curve allows for very gentle prostate stimulation (or gentle G-spot stimulation if used vaginally), especially if you can work all 4-1/2" of the insertable portion inside. The base is somewhat oval, with ridges on the slightly raised front end, which make for great perineum or clitoral stimulation (depending on where you use it and, of course, how you're built).

As if all these waves, curves and raised textured ridges weren't enough, the Elements Omega has a hole in the base just the right size for an (included) One-Touch Bullet (it runs on three button cell batteries, also included). The vibrations are, of course, stronger near the base (great for clit or perineum arousal), but also travel up the shaft to the tip quite nicely for a tingly sensation. The Elements Omega Silicone Anal Dildo is a uniquely satisfying, versatile little toy!

A note about the batteries: We won't guarantee the included batteries are any good, since we don't know how long they've been in storage. We also suggest you remove the batteries between uses to avoid accidently wasting your batteries.

item +T-TNT-2432: $42.95
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A note about the batteries: We won't guarantee the included batteries are any good, since we don't know how long they've been in storage. We also suggest you remove the batteries between uses to avoid accidently wasting your batteries.

item +T-TNT-2433: $42.95
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item +T-LAB-2282-PR, plum: $154.95
item +T-LAB-2282-BK, black satin: $154.95
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item +T-LAB-2259-PR, deep rose: $99.95
item +T-LAB-2259-PK, petal pink: $99.95
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The Goliath has a textured surface with light veins and a bit of a lip on the semi-realistic head that tops the 6-1/2" length. The head is the widest point measuring 1-3/4" before descending into a dip under the head and then a girthy shaft of the same thickness. The base of this toy is wide enough for harness strapping or butt play, both of which might be quite nice with the vibration. Two fins up from the Blowfishies!

Comes in a (darker than shown) Midnight Purple.

item +T-TNT-1748-MP, midnight purple: $76.95
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And all of this before you even turn the toy on!

Press the "+" button to turn the vibrations on. Keep pressing the "+" button to increase the vibrations (and the "-" button to make them less intense). Press the "^" button to cycle through the various vibrating modes: both vibes steady, just clit, just the G-spot, and then on to various roller coaster, throbbing, back-and-forth pulses modes. We found the variations and the erratic nature of the pulses between the two vibrators to be frankly out-of-this-world — it felt random enough that it simulated a lover's intense ministrations, making our tester gasp as it rather quickly drove her over the edge. Once you're done, you can just hold down the "-" button to turn it off, which takes a few seconds (warning: this can be almost agonizingly intense if an orgasm makes you suddenly sensitive; our testing couple was amused at this sort of sweet torture, but you might want to have your finger ready if you think it'll be too much for you).

The insertable end measures about an 1-1/2" at the widest point (though it's sort of oval, so the other direction measures about 1-1/4" wide) and is about 3-1/4" insertable (just long enough to put the vibrations directly on the G-spot); the clit is about 3/4" or 5/8" (because it, too, is also oval) and about 2-1/4" long.

item +T-LAB-2552-PR, purple: $158.95
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Comes in pink or black (not shown).

item +T-LAB-2651-PK, pink: $107.95
item +T-LAB-2651-BK, black: $107.95
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The Intensity is 8" long from the tip of its flame-red silicone head to the orange base of the controller. The top 6" of this vibe is ribbed for added stimulation, gradually widening from the 1-1/4" head to 1-3/4" near the base. Uniquely configured, the controls of this toy also function as the docking mechanism that attach the dildo to its base for charging. A small "joystick" protrusion acts both as the power link to the base as well as the intensity controller. Simply push the little red button (looking rather like a little clitoris, if we do say so ourselves) to turn the vibrations on or off. Once on, the joystick can then be lightly pressed downwards to increase the vibrations or upwards to decrease them. This may seem upside-down until you play with it. With Intensity inserted, the handle points away from the body so pressing the joystick "up" acts to increase the sensation. We love that someone really put some thought into how these controls work! Also, once the intensity is at the highest of its nine vibration levels, if the joystick is held for a few seconds as if trying to make it go even higher, the vibe will begin cycling through vibrations that pulse and escalate. Also, the vibrations are virtually silent making this the perfect toy for mobility and discretion! Ivory with Raspberry Details.

The Intensity needs to be charged fully before use which takes about 10 hours. No cheating. We recommend plugging it in and leaving it overnight so you are not tempted to turn it on when it is only half juiced up. The manufacturer suggests that you keep it charging when not in use to keep the battery functioning at maximum efficiency. However, if the vibe is charged fully at least once every three months, your Intensity will retain a strong capacity. The vibe is waterproof and can be fully submerged in water for extra fun out by the pool, in the shower, or even if you just plan on rinsing it off in the sink without worrying. The colorful base has a 4-1/2 foot cord and looks pretty nifty holding the Intensity while it charges.

item +T-FUF-2040-IV, ivory with raspberry details: $139.95
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item +T-LAB-2283-PR, deep rose: $133.95
item +T-LAB-2283-PK, petal pink: $133.95
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item +T-LAB-2281-BL, navy blue: $99.95
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The body of the Milliner is white plastic, with a black cap on one end, a knob for attachments at the other. Press the blue button on the bottom of the cap to turn the toy on — despite what the included instructions say, this vibe only has one speed, so pressing it again only turns it off. Press your favorite attachment over the knob and go to town! The longer attachment gives more of a "flicking" sensation, while the shorter ball attachment allows for pin-pointing (this is great for those who like direct clitoral stimulation, but not too much!), and the dome helps diffuse the vibrations over a somewhat larger area.

The box says it's 100% silicone, but we're pretty sure it's just the tips that are silicone — the shaft (which, by the way, is not insertable) seems to be a hard plastic covered in that soft, matte finish we like so much. Ergonomically shaped, so it feels comfy in the hand, and in a pretty white with pale blue accents to give it that high-end, spa look. The length depends on the attachment, but the white part is about 4-1/2" long, and the bottom of the tips measure 1-1/4" wide. The smallest (dome) is 7/8" tall, the medium is 1-3/8" tall and the longest attachment is 2" tall.

item +T-LCR-2516-BL, blue: $29.95
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Of course, the Mona is more than just form, with six separate vibrator modes; scroll through by pressing the "^" button for different pulsing, roller-coastering vibrations. Every mode can be made more or less intense by increasing the speed of the vibrations with the "+" button (use the "-" button to decrease), making this a very customizable toy. We like the strong pulsating modes best because they can feel almost like a good rogering, but a light roller-coaster sensation over the clit makes for a delightful tease of a warm-up. 

The whole thing is rechargeable and comes beautifully packaged with complete instructions. 4-1/2" insertable, 1-1/2" wide at the widest point.

item +T-LAB-2553-RD, red: $125.95
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Please note that this replacement head is only compatible with the Hitachi Magic Wand, not with any other vibrators.

item +T-VXN-2359-BK, black: $31.95
item +T-VXN-2359-TQ, turquoise: $31.95
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A few notes about batteries: We won't guarantee the included batteries are any good, since we don't know how long they've been in storage. Also note that these watch batteries seem to overheat easily if you run the battery for too long; do not use for more than 20 minutes at a stretch or the batteries will wear out much faster than they should. And finally, it's fairly easy to think you've turned the Micro-Mini Vibrator all the way off when you really haven't, thus draining the batteries. We suggest you remove the batteries or replace the paper battery guard between uses to avoid accidently wasting your batteries. We sell replacement batteries for this toy; see Micro-Mini Vibrator Batteries.

Another note: You can use the Mini Bullet Multi-Mode Vibrator, Mini Bullet Variable Speed Vibrator, or USB Powered Multi-Function Vibrator (using the Mini Bullet Attachment) in place of the Micro-Mini Vibrator in this toy to spice things up a bit. Or insert the One-Touch Mini Bullet or Waterproof Micro Stimulator for a waterproof option.

Color Stocking Note: The ProTouch comes in Wine (as shown).

item +T-TNT-1683: $43.95
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However, the shaft is built for insertion, and gets to a nicely filling 1-5/8" at the widest point. The ridges get bigger and further apart as you go down the shaft — turning into ripples, really — creating more noticeable waves as you insert the toy. The tip is smooth and this smoothness extends down on three sides, making it easier to get the toy inserted while still letting you experience the ripples.

Press the button on the bottom to start the vibrations. Press again to make it go harder, again for the highest steady speed, then twice more for two different pulsations (which our tester thought simulated the sensation of a good rogering). Press and hold to turn it off again. Runs on two AA batteries (not included, but we do sell them), and comes with a handy instruction booklet.

item +T-LCR-2518-BL, sky blue: $59.95
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item +T-TNT-2396-PR, purple haze: $64.95
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A note about the batteries: We won't guarantee the included batteries are any good, since we don't know how long they've been in storage. We also suggest you remove the batteries between uses to avoid accidently wasting your batteries.

item +T-LCR-1926-PR, purple: $67.95
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Aside from the fierce tickler, the pink Rosebud is simplicity at its best. Made from silicone that is silky smooth to the touch, it glides over your pussy with little friction and slips inside easily. The smooth shaft is topped with an egg-shaped head and, although it does not have the tumbling beads, the shaft swivels rather strongly — not quickly, but strongly — and it still moved even when our tester clenched it as hard as she could with her PC muscles (your mileage may vary, of course). The shaft and tickler can move independently, so you can have the swiveling without the vibrating, and vice versa, controlled by sliding the switch on the battery pack at the base of the toy. Some minor problems are the little difference in intensities when both switches are moved from low to high, and the loud volume. Overall, it is a very strong and very pretty toy. It is not waterproof, so we suggest just washing it with a wet washcloth and soap. Please note, the stingray vibrator prong is meant for external vibration only so do not insert it, as you may damage the toy and such use is not covered under the warranty. Takes four AAA batteries (not included, but we do sell them). 3-1/2 inches insertable, 1-3/8 inches diameter, 2-1/4 inches long sting-ray.

item +T-VBX-2333: $107.95
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Built like a solid-silicone finger and thumb, the Rude Boy is designed to slip inside your butt easily while also rubbing against your neglected outside parts. The insertable "finger" portion measures 5 inches long (when uncurled) and a novice-friendly 1 inch wide for the entirety of the shaft. The external "thumb" portion is about 2-1/2 inches long and topped with some pleasure nubbies that help grip the skin and keep the toy in place behind the balls. The "thumb" portion also houses a vibrating bullet that sends fast-paced vibrations through the toy, deep inside your body. You can sit up with the Rude Boy inserted for extra sensation on the perineum and, if even more friction is desired, you can rock back and forth for hands-free stimulation. The shape of the silicone makes it easy to retain the toy while sitting or lying down, and some of our testers reported being able to walk around and fuck with it inserted as well!

The Rude Boy vibrates with medium intensity almost silently and it's waterproof for those who want a prostate massage and a bubble bath at the same time. The vibrating motor is actually a bullet massager and (we were told) it's removable for partner play. However, the bullets inside the test massagers were held so firmly in place that it was a big hassle trying to get them out. In all honesty, our testers weren't so keen on handing off the fabulous vibration element in the first place, so the issue was moot from the get go. We suggest assuming the bullet won't come out and consider buying a second Rude Boy for your lover, just in case. Requires one 1.5V size N battery to vibrate (included; we also sell replacements).

Note: The Rude Boy is now only available in Black.

item +T-ROF-2239-BK, black: $72.95
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item +T-LPT-2508: $63.95
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This is not a wildly intense vibration, at least not on the clit bump, even with the power turned up all of the way. But our tester found it pleasing, especially amusing to wear in her panties under a pair of jeans, with the controller tucked into her pocket (wires hidden away by an untucked shirt). Since it's a milder vibrator and the motor is inside, it's fairly quiet if you wanted to use it in a reasonably noisy environment like a restaurant or a party although it was audible just around the quiet house. It also makes a nice adjunct to anal play, giving shallow vaginal and clitoral stimulation for the trifecta. The control pack is attached by a 30" wire and holds 2 AA batteries (not included, but we do sell them). The control dial near the wire sticks out of both sides, so you can easily control it from either side.

item +T-CAL-1901: $19.95
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At just 1-3/4" wide and 4" long, the Siri fits perfectly in the palm of your hand. It has six different vibrating "modes" (which you can cycle through by hitting the up and down arrow buttons) and each mode can be made to vibrate softer or harder by pressing the "+" or "-" buttons. It doesn't take too much practice to be able to work these ergonomically-placed buttons by feel alone. One of the "modes" almost sounds like the vibrator is singing a little love song to your bits, which is kind of adorable. The business end is covered with silicone, and the buttons/ handle are made out of a hard plastic. Use a bit of care when hand washing, as the charging hole does not have a cover.

It's a rechargeable vibe, which means that you'll have to charge it up before you use it; it takes around two hours to charge it up, and it will run for around four hours on a single charge. Handy lights behind the buttons tell you when the vibe is done charging and when your battery life is running low, which is a lovely feature; no one likes running out of juice in the middle of a nice wank. It comes in a nice black cardboard box with a lid which holds the vibe, the charger, user's manual and a silky little carrying pouch. The Siri is one seriously strong, seriously wonderful little vibe!

item +T-LAB-2633-RD, red: $98.95
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These things are as cute as they are fun. You don't even need batteries! You just pop them in your cunt and go about your day, giving even the most boring household tasks a bit of a kick. Piles of laundry to do? Ha! Tub need a good scrubbin'? Double ha! The more you move, the more they do. We suggest taking up country line dancing.

2.5 ounces.

Note: This is not a butt-toy. While it may seem like a good idea to stick them up your butt, the fact that they don't have any flange to speak of makes us think that this would be a very unwise choice.

item +T-FUF-1623: $25.95
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item +T-FUF-2664: $29.95
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We recommend using a bullet that has a control box. The Tentacle works with the Silver Bullet Vibrator, the Colt Waterproof Bullet, and the Hyper Bullet.

item +T-WSR-2338: $77.95
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If you are looking at this and thinking, "Well, great, but how do I use it?", we sympathize. A few of our favorite ideas include lying down over it to read erotica (so you can get off without getting the pages all lubey!), rubbing against it sitting cross-legged while going down on a partner, sitting in a desk chair and typing emails with it tucked in between the legs (or watching sports or porn or...), and wrapping around it lotus-style with a partner so both people get to play at the same time. While one could penetrate themselves on the tip of the cone, we find it it is better suited for rubbing against the surface; frottage is your friend! Depending on how you sit around it, you may find that it is difficult to reach the buttons on the side, so be conscious of your body placement. It takes 3 C batteries, not included, although we do sell them.

Note: The Cone is now available in Black only.

item +T-TPR-2123-BK, black: $128.95
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The vibrator slides off for recharging, which makes it easier to clean the silicone ring part separately (we don't recommend boiling or dishwasher treatment, however, since there is a hard plastic top where the vibrator slides back in and you don't want that to melt). There's a storage case/ charging case, though you have to separate the parts for it to work. Charge it for 2 hours to get a full charge; it will run for about 2 hours on a full charge, and the light will emit a red glow when your charge is getting low. It also comes with a detailed instruction booklet.

The size is a boon to those who find larger clit-stimulator cock-rings cumbersome — 1-5/8" wide and only 3/4" across the top, this vibrator doesn't force a lot of space between the wearer and whomever they're grinding against. At first glance, the ring itself appears to be only 1-1/4" wide, but that stretches easily to at least 2", making it snug-yet-comfortable fit. Guys can use this alone, too — turn it around to focus those vibrations right under the balls, or wear it just on the tip to focus vibrations right under the head while masturbating. No matter where you wear it, or with whom, the Tor is one very versatile little vibrating cock-ring!

item +T-LAB-2551-BK, black: $98.95
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Our tester found that the vibrations, while they did travel the length of the toy, were mostly focused at the anus and with the Silver Bullet Vibrator were at a level that was mostly a tease, at least for him. He also remarked that he liked the squishiness of the neck of the toy when he used it without a vibe inserted into it, so if you like a larger plug with a more flexible neck, this might work out well for you too. Black only!

We do sell other vibrators that fit into the notch if you are interested in using something other than the silver bullet with control box provided: the Dynamic Duo and the Hyper Bullet in the Bullet Vibrators section of our catalog.

Note: For most of these vibrators it's a good idea to put a bit of lube onto the bullet before inserting it to make squeezing it out after use easier. Also, the One-Touch Bullet is a tiny bit larger than standard for the slot, so don't leave it in there between uses because it could stretch out the hole making it loose for standard bullets. And finally, the Hyper Bullet is a bit small for a tight fit in this toy, especially if you put lube on them first; we recommend skipping the lube before inserting these two styles to help them stay in place a bit better. The vibrations will be transferred through just fine even if the bullet spins, but you may find that the wires get twisted and that's generally not very good for the wires.

item +T-VXN-1236: $57.95
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We recommend using a bullet that has a control box. The Wave works with the Silver Bullet Vibrator, the Colt Waterproof Bullet, and the Hyper Bullet.

item +T-WSR-2355: $49.95
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The We Vibe II is a flexible curve of silicone, with a vibrator at either end. You turn it on by pushing a little button on the We Vibe II's nose. It has nine modes: low, throb, ascending, wave, pulse, tease and cha-cha. Once this rechargeable vibrator is charged up and ready to go (you'll want to charge it overnight for the initial charge) it runs for up to 2 hours. (Press the button for two seconds to turn it off; it also has an automatic shut-off feature.) Insert the flatter side (the side without the charge hole/ switch) into your vagina and let the other end nuzzle up against your clitoris...; the vibe is surprisingly comfortable thanks to the flexible connection between the two ends. Then, and we're not kidding here, go ahead and fuck. Yes, with it inside. The vibrations concentrate sensation on your G-spot and clit simultaneously, and the pressure of the cock thrusting inside you will drive the extra thickness against your G-spot (not to mention rub against your clit) for even stronger stimulation. The result is sex with your key parts fully engaged, rubbed, stimulated, vibrated and loved. Women who have trouble orgasming should definitely give this a try, but even our testers who come easily sang the praises of this clever little toy. The only folks who might have some trouble are folks who find things are a bit tight for them during regular sex (the We Vibe is small, but it definitely makes things a bit tighter, which is a plus for some of us!) or folks who find friction a problem (though that is easily solved for many with the addition of a water-based lube).

It's touted as solo toy as well, but the vibrations by themselves are rather mild/ medium, and our testers thought that it was the added pressure from penetration that really gave the We Vibe its edge. If you use it with a dildo, use lots of lube to help combat the friction from the two silicone toys.

We will note that not everyone is going to have it hit their bits just right, due to differences in anatomy; our testers all loved it, but some might have to make a choice between having it rub the G-spot or the clit, if it won't reach both at once. Measures 1-1/4" wide, 2-1/2" long at the insertable end, and 1-1/8" wide at the other. Rechargeable and comes with charger, instructions, and a pretty case. We We Vibe; maybe you should, too!

item +T-VBX-2427-PR, purple: $99.95
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item +T-VXN-2417-RD, red: $62.95
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A few notes about batteries: We won't guarantee the included batteries are any good, since we don't know how long they've been in storage. Also note that these watch batteries seem to overheat easily if you run the battery for too long; do not use for more than 20 minutes at a stretch or the batteries will wear out much faster than they should. And finally, it's fairly easy to think you've turned the Micro-Mini Vibrator all the way off when you really haven't, thus draining the batteries. We suggest you remove the batteries or replace the paper battery guard between uses to avoid accidently wasting your batteries. We sell replacement batteries for this toy; see Micro-Mini Vibrator Batteries.

item +T-TNT-1457-CU, copper: $45.95
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