Controlled entirely by your own movements, it takes only the push of a finger to set the seat gliding back and forth and the thrusting arm beneath rising and falling. By straddling the device, a rider can rock back and forth (with our without the use of their feet on the ground) and the movement brings a dildo, affixed to the arm below, up and into contact with their body. This device can easily be enjoyed both vaginally and anally as the rider can face forwards (towards the handle) or backwards (away from the handle) to vary the sensation and depth of penetration. The faster you rock, the faster and harder you get fucked. Yes, it really is that easy.

The Monkey Rocker comes almost fully assembled with the arm component easily attachable with the included hardware. No tools required; you can screw the pieces together perfectly with just your hands. The machines we sell are black with red cushions, weigh a liftable 25 lbs, can hold up to 450 lbs of weight, and require no electricity thus are silent and discreet. The measurements from the top of the handle are 21" tall x 25" long. Our testers found that because the thrusting speed and depth is entirely self controlled, they could bring themselves to orgasm almost on cue. The hands-free gliding movement makes it simple to bring vibrators into play should you want additional stimulation.

The one component of the Monkey Rocker that does not come from the manufacturer is the dildo. We leave this choice up to the user because only you know your body well enough to choose what will work in your orifices. The thrusting arm comes with a Vac-u-lock attachment to easily attach a Vac-u-lock dildo should you have one that you love. (Blowfish does not sell this brand of dildo.) The machine also comes with various sizes of O-rings and strong attachment bands that allow virtually any flared-based dildo to stay firmly affixed. While we hesitate to make any dildo recommendations for individuals, we tested the Monkey Rocker with a Leo and found that it worked quite well. Blowfish can't promise the same for you, but if you would like to purchase your Monkey Rocker with a dildo, we do sell it as a package with the Leo (see notes below).

Note: The Monkey Rocker and the dildo, when bought as a package (shown in photo), will arrive separately; the dildo from us, the device from the manufacturer. While shipping on the Monkey Rocker is included in the price of device, if you choose to buy the package deal, our usual shipping rates will apply to the dildo portion. Shipping to Canada is an additional $20.

Please shop carefully. These products are drop shipped by the manufacturer and we do not accept satisfaction returns on these items. Please see our ordering information page for our complete returns policy.

Shipping Note: NOTE: Orders being shipped outside of the continental US may be charged an additional shipping fee. This extra fee will be figured into your order when it's processed at our offices (it will not appear in your shopping cart).

item MT-DES-2106-WOD, no dildo: $785.95
item MT-DES-2106-WDI, with "leo" dildo: $824.95
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