The middle bump of the toy is the widest portion at 15/16" in diameter. The bloopy bump on the tip is 3/4" and the insertable length is 4". While this toy was designed for advanced users, the novices who tested this version still found it to be quite gentle and a lovely introduction to ass play.

item MT-ANE-1980: $69.95
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item MT-ANE-1982: $72.95
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Instructions on use are included with the product, but for those of you looking at the picture and pondering just how this works, here are the basics: The wider paddle part toward the bottom right of the photo is the "perineum abutment" which is meant to press firmly against the perineum (the area between your anus and your balls) when the main body of the toy is inserted. When slipped inside, the curve of the main body should point toward your belly and the curly handle (lower left in the photo) should be pointing up between your butt cheeks, curling away from your back.

Please note that this is not an "instant orgasm machine." Some men find it works for them quite quickly, but others need to take their time to learn how to relax and use it just right. And really, if giving yourself wonderful orgasms isn't worth investing a little time in, what is?

item MT-ANE-1698: $47.95
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True to its name, the Maximus is the largest of the stimulators made by Aneros and the sensation it provides is universally described by the Blowfishies as "a fuller experience." The diameter at the tip of this toy is 1-1/16" before swooping down into a jellybean-esk curve and plumping into the second bulb with a diameter of 1-1/8". It has an insertable length of 3-3/4" and a stem diameter (that's the part that emerges from the body when the toy is in place) of 1/2". Unlike the ribbed base on the MGX, the stem is smooth on the Maximus.

By means of comparison, the folks at Aneros tell us that the Maximus is designed for more "advanced users." Due to the more bulbous shape of the head and the increased volume overall, this model does not move around as much inside of the rectum. While it seems that more toy would equal more pressure meaning bigger orgasms, that is not necessarily the case. The Aneros toy is designed to be a "hands-free" device that, once inserted, squeezing the abdominal muscles and sphincter will cause the toy to move and massage various points on the prostate and perineum. A bigger toy moving less freely will massage less and press more than a smaller one. The lack of ribbing on the base makes the stem harder for the anus to grip on to, also contributing to less motion overall. Thus, mastering your hula-hoop type motions on the smaller model might better prepare you for using the Maximus more effectively.

Also, while the MGX has a more tapered head causing it to almost leap into your butt when you press it in, the Maximus goes in a little more slowly. While some testers say these toys feel more or less the same once they are inserted, others swear that they feel as different as different could be and can spell out the highlights of each down to specific places on the prostate getting more attention and a particular "cuddling" of the interior anal walls. But heck, even our female tester loved using this toy as a butt plug and she doesn't even have a prostate! Just remember, this is not an instant orgasm machine; it takes time to learn how to relax and use it just right. Really though, if giving yourself wonderful orgasms isn't worth investing a little time in, what is?

item MT-ANE-1979: $72.95
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While many may consider this a masturbation toy, we've used it in foreplay, couples play, by ourselves, and inside women's tushies and have had glowing results from each! Why limit yourself?

item MT-P2M-2219: $54.95
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The Glide also comes with a nifty tool (made of color corresponding plastic that matches the toy) that pops the ball bearing out of the massager if you find that you want to clean it thoroughly. We who love to keep our playthings spick-and-span think this is damn near brilliant.

item MT-P2M-2141-BL, blue: $48.95
item MT-P2M-2141-BK, black: $48.95
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The vibrator is a plug-in variety (no batteries required, and no battery-operated model available), with a block power supply. It comes with three attachments of varying degrees of firmness, so you can experiment with just the right feeling for you. The large vibrator part (in stylish chrome-finished plastic) is chunky and easy to hold, which is a good thing; if you are using it solo, reaching down and around is enough of a challenge without a fiddly little vibrator.

You say you want some numbers? Okay, here you go: The power supply cable is 13 feet long, giving you plenty of range away from the outlet to the bed or couch or kitchen table or wherever you plan to use this. The vibrator unit is 7-3/4" tall and just shy of 1-1/2" in diameter. The attachments stick up 3-1/2" above the top of the vibrator unit when installed. They are 3/4" at the widest point (the "head") and the tilted "head" part is just over 1-1/2" long. The head-cup is made of semi-soft plastic and lined internally with raised veins for extra friction. The shape is similar to a bell and is about 1-3/4" in diameter, 3-1/4" deep.

The vibrations are firm but not very strong, which is just what you want for this kind of play. Like the Eroscillator the Ooh-la-la uses an oscillating motion instead of a thumping motion. If you are completely inexperienced, don't worry about using it: the attachments are very small, and made of a soft, flexible plastic. Experiment around with the varying hardnesses and speed settings on the anal-vibrator; you might try starting off with the hardest attachment, and working down from there.

In use, we found it to be tons of fun. It's long enough to reach the prostate without any discomfort (either from the probe inside or your arm as you position it), while still being easy to control. It might take a bit of practice to hit the prostate on a regular basis, but that's the absolute best kind of practice there is. You'll want to clean the attachments after each use; fortunately, they detach from the handle to make that easy. Just some anti-bacterial soap and washing with warm water will do fine. A small brush (an old toothbrush) is also handy for getting into the "cup" on the opposite side of the nubbed surface of the attachment.

It's an expensive toy, no question, but we found it to be great at what it does, and built like a rock. Get this, some Maximus, and you're ready for hours of inner space exploration. (Vibrator unit with attachment and power cable shown above; attachments detailed below.)

Note: For those of you who have asked, the Ooh-la-la is similar, but not the same as the Eroscillator. The Ooh-la-la has a stronger motor and a stronger power supply than the Eroscillator.

If you are planning to use this toy outside of the United States, please see our Ordering Information page for important warranty information.

Please shop carefully. We do not accept satisfaction returns on this item. Please see our ordering information page for our complete returns policy.

Free shipping! This item (and nearly all orders of $100 or more) ships free within the United States. Check out our ordering FAQ for full information.

item MT-ARC-1224: $349.95
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Built like a solid-silicone finger and thumb, the Rude Boy is designed to slip inside your butt easily while also rubbing against your neglected outside parts. The insertable "finger" portion measures 5 inches long (when uncurled) and a novice-friendly 1 inch wide for the entirety of the shaft. The external "thumb" portion is about 2-1/2 inches long and topped with some pleasure nubbies that help grip the skin and keep the toy in place behind the balls. The "thumb" portion also houses a vibrating bullet that sends fast-paced vibrations through the toy, deep inside your body. You can sit up with the Rude Boy inserted for extra sensation on the perineum and, if even more friction is desired, you can rock back and forth for hands-free stimulation. The shape of the silicone makes it easy to retain the toy while sitting or lying down, and some of our testers reported being able to walk around and fuck with it inserted as well!

The Rude Boy vibrates with medium intensity almost silently and it's waterproof for those who want a prostate massage and a bubble bath at the same time. The vibrating motor is actually a bullet massager and (we were told) it's removable for partner play. However, the bullets inside the test massagers were held so firmly in place that it was a big hassle trying to get them out. In all honesty, our testers weren't so keen on handing off the fabulous vibration element in the first place, so the issue was moot from the get go. We suggest assuming the bullet won't come out and consider buying a second Rude Boy for your lover, just in case. Requires one 1.5V size N battery to vibrate (included).

item MT-ROF-2239: $58.95
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But really, the focal point of this fabulous ass-toy is the vibration for which the toy is named. Located in the bottom of the shaft, a hand-crafted stainless-steel bullet vibrator sends "prostate specific" vibrations through the firm toy and into your body. We aren't sure exactly how the manufacturers stumbled across these three vibration patterns, nor how they tested them for prostate specificness, but our testers sure loved them! The packaging even suggests inserting the toy and getting it on with a partner, thrusting into them during each vibration burst. Now there's an idea we love!

The vibrating bullet and the stainless ball-bearing are both removable from the firm plastic shell for cleaning. The vibe takes one, 6V, L1325 battery (included). 3-1/2 inches insertable (4-1/4 inches if measured along the curve) by 1 inch wide (plus ripples).

Please shop carefully. We do not accept satisfaction returns on this item. Please see our ordering information page for our complete returns policy.

Free shipping! This item (and nearly all orders of $100 or more) ships free within the United States. Check out our ordering FAQ for full information.

item MT-P2M-2221: $144.95
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