Not only are the Astrea Remote-Controlled Vibrating Panties sexy (which they are), they are also very versatile. The remote controlled vibrator is actually separate from the panties entirely. This means that you are free to slip the vibe inside the little crotch pocket of the panties they include in the box (size small/medium by our estimation) or you can place them inside the crotch pocket of your very own sexy panties (which we found made more sense for most women as the included pair are pretty teeny and only come in one size). You can even put the remote in your bra, your boxer briefs behind your balls, or the glove compartment of your lover's car on Halloween for a spooky "ghost in the car" effect. The options are endless.

The vibe itself is 2-1/2" long x 1" wide so it tucks neatly between the legs. It is also almost 1" tall as well, so be sure to note that you can feel it when you sit down. While small enough to insert, the vibrator is NOT designed to go inside the body, even with a condom to protect it. The vibe takes 2 AAAs (included) and cannot be used without the controller.

The controller is powered by one 12 volt battery (included) and has an on/off switch located on the side of the 3-1/2" x 1-1/2" box. It can easily be slipped inside a pocket or purse for discrete use when out in public.

The range of the vibe is very good. We were able to use it for over 20 ft in clear line of sight, and well over 10 feet around a corner. You could even slip the panties on and put the controller into your own pocket for playtime while waiting in line at the DMV if you were so inclined. (New car registration, anyone?) The vibrations are quiet but not silent so while you could use the toy in a movie theater or walking down the street and no one would be the wiser, unless there was some music playing at your remote-enhanced romantic dinner, the waiter might think your cell phone was ringing on the vibration setting. Do note that if you are sitting on a very hard surface (a park bench, for instance) the motor may be quiet but the knock of the vibrator against the wooden seat could be loud. Choose padded seats for maximum discretion.

While the panties come only in one size, we do offer them in both a black lace thong and a black lace brief style so you can be as bare as you dare or leave a little to the imagination. Also check out the nifty packaging that opens in the front via Velcro to a quick "how to identify your pleasure parts" guide for ladies. Festive and educational, need we say more? We love these naughty knickers!

item VT-CAL-2132-THG, thong style: $64.95
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item VT-CAL-1072: $13.95
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item VT-SAN-2575-PK, pink: $34.95
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This miniature version of this popular floating vibe comes in your basic Yellow, a snazzy Gold (complete with gift box), a swarthy Pirate Duckie (in a treasure-chest printed gift box; it also has a wee removable hat), and three very sophisticated, boa-encircled, "beakring" studded Paris Duckies (in Pearl Noir, Pearl Rose and Pearl Blanc ).

The I Rub My Duckie Travel-Size Vibrator is made from soft plastic. It uses one AAA battery (included, although we won't guarantee it's any good, since we don't know how long it's been in storage; we do sell batteries); the battery changes with just a coin. It is waterproof (due to a rubber gasket; make sure you close it tightly!) and it floats (although some of our samples floated upside-down).

3" long, 2-7/8" tall, and 1-3/4" wide at the various duck-shaped widest points.

(5% of the price of each and every I Rub My Duckie we sell will be donated to the International Bird Rescue Research Center in Fairfield, California.)

item VT-BTT-1412-YL, yellow: $16.95
item VT-BTT-1412-AU, gold: $24.95
item VT-BTT-1412-PIR, pirate: $24.95
item VT-BTT-1412-PBK, paris pearl noir: $19.95
item VT-BTT-1412-PPK, paris pearl rose: $19.95
item VT-BTT-1412-PWT, paris pearl blanc: $19.95
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But this little waterproof duck is not as innocent as it looks. In fact, it's quite a naughty ducky. When you pet it (squeeze its back), it starts to vibrate in some very interesting ways. You could use the bill for very focused stimulation, and there's lots of areas for more diffused sensations — like the back of the head, neck or tail (the tail is especially fun, if a teensy bit disturbing, because you get to grab the head and use it as a handle). It's also fun to use the head and tail together (head forward or tail forward). A very versatile duckie, indeed.

And, now, the Duckie is available in interesting duckie-variations! In addition to the traditional (well, vibrating, but otherwise traditional) Yellow we now have the kinky Bondage Duckie (complete with Duckie-sized handcuffs and a non-removable ball-gag), the oh-so-wicked Devil Duckie (complete with heart-shaped foaming bath salts), the goth Duckie in Black and three new chic Paris Duckies (in Noir, Violette and Rose), which come adorned with a feather boa and sparkling "beakring" stud. Truly, there is now a Duckie for every occassion.

I Rub My Ducky is made from soft plastic. It uses 2 AA batteries (included, although we won't guarantee they're any good, since we don't know how long they've been in storage; we do sell batteries), and requires a screwdriver (either kind) to change the batteries. It is waterproof (due to a rubber gasket; make sure you close it tightly!) and it floats. As a matter of fact, it can "swim" around the tub if you let it go while it's vibrating. Note that, while the vibrator is pretty quiet when used on land and cannot be heard when used with the water running in the shower, in a standard tub full of water it makes a much louder low rumble (as would any waterproof vibrator, it's physics!). 5" long (chest to tail), 2-3/4" wide at the top of the back, and 4-3/4" tall at the head; precise measurements are a bit difficult, since it's shaped like a duck, not a rectangle, but you get the picture.

(5% of the price of each and every I Rub My Duckie we sell will be donated to the International Bird Rescue Research Center in Fairfield, California.)

item VT-BTT-1503-YL, yellow: $24.95
item VT-BTT-1503-BON, bondage: $24.95
item VT-BTT-1503-DEV, devil: $24.95
item VT-BTT-1503-BK, black: $24.95
item VT-BTT-1503-PBK, paris noir: $25.95
item VT-BTT-1503-PPR, paris violette: $25.95
item VT-BTT-1503-PPK, paris rose: $25.95
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Being a fish, of course it's going to be waterproof, good to go in the tub, pool and easy to clean. Takes one AAA batteries (not included, but we do sell them). To access the battery case you'll need a small screwdriver (phillips or flat), but it's a size that you're almost sure to have around the house. Do make sure you close the battery case completely so the rubber seal keeps it waterproof. And when you're done using it, take the batteries out, especially if you've been using it in water, so you can let the compartment air out if it got at all damp.

Made from phthalate-free PVC, ABS plastic, and stainless steel. This has got to be one of the strangest shapes we've ever tried to describe by measurements, but here's what we could come up with: At maximum he's about 2-1/2 inches tall and about 3-1/2 inches long, with a measurement of about 1-7/8 inches wide (minus the eyes). If you're concerned about other specific measurements, please drop the Toys Buyer a note and ask.

Comes in pearly pink.

item VT-BTT-2299-PK, pink: $13.95
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Of course, it's waterproof, which makes it fun for tub or pool pleasure and makes it easy to clean. Takes 2 AA batteries (included!). To access the battery case you'll need a small screwdriver (phillips or flat), but it's a size that you're almost sure to have around the house. Do make sure you close the battery case completely so the rubber seal keeps it waterproof. And when you're done using it, take the batteries out, especially if you've been using it in water, so you can let the compartment air out if it got at all damp.

This has got to be one of the strangest shapes we've ever tried to describe by measurements, but here's what we could come up with: At maximum he's about 4" tall and about 5-1/2" long, with a measurement of about 4" from the outer edge of one eye to the outer edge of the other. If you're concerned about other specific measurements, please drop the Toys Buyer a note and ask.

Please note: While batteries are included, we won't guarantee they're any good, since we don't know how long they've been in storage. We do sell the batteries you'll need.

item VT-BTT-1876-OR, orange and white: $14.95
item VT-BTT-1876-PK, pink: $14.95
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With huge eyes and a little smile, this little Wormie is uber adorable and ultra discreet (just say it's your nephew's toy if anyone dares question what it's doing in your purse). Although waterproof, it doesn't float (caterpillars just aren't amphibious, we guess). It's not very loud, but it will be louder in water than just having fun on the sheets (or wherever). Overall, it's 4-1/2 inches long, 1-1/2 inches in diameter, and the head is 1-5/8 inches in diameter. As the battery compartment and controls are at the end of the tail, we strongly recommend not using it as a penetration toy, even if that's a size you are comfortable with. It takes one AA battery; not included but we do sell them.

Comes in pink and green.

item VT-BTT-2297-PK, pink: $14.95
item VT-BTT-2297-GR, green: $14.95
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When we first heard about the I Rub My Wormie, our first reaction was, "Um, wormie?" But when we got it, it proved as cute as can be; it's really much more a caterpillar than a worm of any variety. It's a great outie vibrator, strong without being overwhelming, and you can find interesting things to do with the whole body.

Waterproof (like all of the "I Rub My..." critters), and dual-speed. We found that this is a pretty butch little butterfly-to-be; the vibrations are definitely more intense than those from the Duckie or Fishie. Although waterproof, it doesn't float (caterpillars just aren't amphibious, we guess). It's not very loud, but it will be louder in water than just having fun on the sheets (or wherever).

Overall, it's 7-7/8" long, and the widest segment on the body is 2" across. As the battery compartment and controls are at the end of the tail, we strongly recommend not using it as a penetration toy, even if that's a size you are comfortable with.

It takes two C batteries, not included, although we do sell them.

item VT-BTT-1413: $29.95
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The hole on the end has two functions: it makes a handy grip for your thumb and index finger while you're using it with lubey hands, but it's also the spot where you slip it over the charger (as shown in image). The charger is a plastic disk that sits flat and plugs into the wall.

But here's the best part: the iLusting is completely waterproof. As in, take it in the hot tub, the pool, the ocean. No, you're not limited to the shower with this one: you can submerge it! The only tricky thing to remember is to make sure it's completely dry before you slip it back on that charger (and, it goes without saying, the charger itself? Not waterproof). With this added feature, the iLusting becomes the go-to vibe of the summer!

100% pthlatlate-free themoplastic elastomer. Approximately 3-1/2" long, 1-5/8" wide.

item VT-RIM-2593-RD, red: $99.95
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Lily is covered in a plastic that has a somewhat silky feel to it, almost like a silicone surface although it is not silicone. It's somewhat oval, with a total length of 3-1/8", the tip is about 5/8" wide and it's a bit under 1-1/2" wide at the widest part of the narrower half. There's a bit of a bend about in the middle which allows it to cuddle up against you in a very comfortable way. By just holding it between your legs you get wider area vibrations or you can press the tip down and get more direct vibrations. Variable speed vibrations are controlled with small up and down buttons. Delicious! Sweet Plum, Black, and Antique Pink.

The fact that it's got a separate charger so you don't have to fiddle with batteries or wires during use is great. The manufacturers say it has a stand-by time of 2 months and will run or 7 hours on a fresh charge (we didn't want to wait that long to pick it up, but we'll be revising the numbers if we find that they aren't accurate). Do make sure you read the directions about charging (for example, you shouldn't leave this charging all of the time, once it's full, unplug it) and storage. The buttons can be locked for storage and transportation to save battery life and keep it from coming on unexpectedly, in your luggage going through airport security, for example. Comes with a little satin bag for storage and is sold in a sturdy gift, display box if you would prefer to store it in that.

item VT-LAB-1910-BK, black: $118.95
item VT-LAB-1910-PK, antique pink: $118.95
item VT-LAB-1910-PR, plum: $118.95
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The body of the Milliner is white plastic, with a black cap on one end, a knob for attachments at the other. Press the blue button on the bottom of the cap to turn the toy on — despite what the included instructions say, this vibe only has one speed, so pressing it again only turns it off. Press your favorite attachment over the knob and go to town! The longer attachment gives more of a "flicking" sensation, while the shorter ball attachment allows for pin-pointing (this is great for those who like direct clitoral stimulation, but not too much!), and the dome helps diffuse the vibrations over a somewhat larger area.

The box says it's 100% silicone, but we're pretty sure it's just the tips that are silicone — the shaft (which, by the way, is not insertable) seems to be a hard plastic covered in that soft, matte finish we like so much. Ergonomically shaped, so it feels comfy in the hand, and in a pretty white with pale blue accents to give it that high-end, spa look. The length depends on the attachment, but the white part is about 4-1/2" long, and the bottom of the tips measure 1-1/4" wide. The smallest (dome) is 7/8" tall, the medium is 1-3/8" tall and the longest attachment is 2" tall.

item VT-LCR-2516-BL, blue: $49.95
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item VT-FEM-2320: $21.95
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Please note that this toy is not suitable for anal play as it lacks a flared base.

item VT-FEM-2321: $39.95
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It is not waterproof, so please do not immerse in water. Made of high-quality phthalate-free ABS plastic and compatible with all known lube. Takes 2 AA batteries (included). 7-3/4 inches long, 4-1/2 inches insertable, and 1-3/8 inches wide.

item VT-FEM-2322: $33.95
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item VT-FEM-2323: $24.95
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item VT-FEM-2324: $29.95
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Uses two AA batteries (included). Please do not immerse in water as this toy is not waterproof.

item VT-FEM-1252: $34.95
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item VT-LAB-2012-BK, black: $79.95
item VT-LAB-2012-WH, white: $79.95
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Note: This vibrator is not really designed to be inserted, and it's definitely not safe to insert it anally.

item VT-DOC-1088: $24.95
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item VT-VBX-1507: $7.95
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The bullet is no ordinary bullet, but a RO-80MM bullet (no, we didn't come up with that catchy, catchy name) powered by a 1.5v N Type LR 1 battery (included; we also sell replacements), which means it is not only stronger than other battery powered vibes, but it will last 4 to 10 hours before you need to replace the battery. We're so glad that vibrator technology is finally starting to take advantage of the advancements made in battery technology in recent years, and once you give it a whirl, we think you will too.

The Intra-Med material that the rabbit itself is made out of is hypoallergenic and can be cleaned in warm soapy water or other sterilizing fluid. It's a bit like firm silicone, but less surface "grip" to it, and it transmits the bullet's considerable vibrations very well indeed! The rabbit has very hep, modern cartoon features, which makes him stylish in a cute way.

Play around with your Ramsey Rabbit to find your favorite way of bonding with him, but don't miss out on nestling his nose right up against your clit with his ears extending down over your labia — the combination of hard vibrations right on the clit with buzzy ears tickling over your labia is a heady sensation. This is one well-designed little bunny and he's hopped his way right into our... hearts. Yeah, hearts.

Available in purple.

item VT-ROF-2475-PR, purple: $28.95
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Can't get off from rubbing alone? No worries, it's also a vibrator, and you can control how hard it vibes by pressing up or down. Or you can choose not to have vibrations at all. But the additional vibrations make it feel like there's a vibrating finger down your panties, which adds just enough oomph! to make this toy unlike anything you've ever experienced.

The controls are neatly laid out much like an MP3 player, but if that's not intuitive for you, the included instruction booklet is easy to follow. Comes with a display box and a carrying bag. The included charger (did we mention it's rechargeable?) comes with all the various plug outlets you could hope for, so if you need to travel, you can easily bring your SaSi with you. It's water-resistant (don't submerge it, though it's ok to splash water on it). About 5-1/4" x 2-1/4" so it fits in the hand nicely. We've never tried anything that feels like the SaSi and we mean that in a very good way. Two fins waaaay up!

item VT-TIB-2460-BK, black: $179.95
item VT-TIB-2460-PK, pink: $179.95
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It's about the size of a hand-held personal fan and could be mistaken for one on quick glance, so if you accidentally leave it on your nightstand and someone sees it, they probably won't realize what it is. It comes in a metal box that makes for nice gift packaging.The exterior of the toy is made of black plastic with a nice matte texture. The battery case takes 3 AAA batteries (not included , but we do sell them) and has a 3-level power switch on the base. There's a lid that conceals the ring of 10 pink silicone "tongues".

The tongues are about 7/8" long and 1" wide at the widest point, but you don't actually come in contact with the whole thing; on the slowest speed you'll only feel the tip that's about 1/4" long by 1/2" wide. On the higher speeds you can gradually press the toy against yourself for a somewhat larger contact surface.

You pretty much have to use lube with the Sqweel, since unlike a real mouth it will not self-lubricate. That said, a very wet, shaved-smooth pussy will probably not need much help, especially if you move the Sqweel around a lot. If you press too hard, don't worry, the Sqweel will just stop moving (though you might want to ease up so you don't burn out the motor).

You can open the case and pop out the silicone wheel of "tongues" to clean it — one of our testers did find it very difficult to open this case, but others had no problem. Once the wheel is out, it's super-easy to clean, since once it's off the motor it can get as wet as necessary while washing. Wiping up the lube inside the case is more difficult, since you can't run water in there because of the motor and battery case; use a damp washcloth and wipe until the lube is all removed. The cover snaps back into place quite easily. And, finally, one last nit-pick: there is a spot in the packaging that was clearly meant for a lube sample, but the manufacturer is no longer providing that sample. It was only a tiny sample anyway, but we thought we should let you know.

item VT-LVH-2573: $59.95
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If you are looking at this and thinking, "Well, great, but how do I use it?", we sympathize. A few of our favorite ideas include lying down over it to read erotica (so you can get off without getting the pages all lubey!), rubbing against it sitting cross-legged while going down on a partner, sitting in a desk chair and typing emails with it tucked in between the legs (or watching sports or porn or...), and wrapping around it lotus-style with a partner so both people get to play at the same time. While one could penetrate themselves on the tip of the cone, we find it it is better suited for rubbing against the surface; frottage is your friend! Depending on how you sit around it, you may find that it is difficult to reach the buttons on the side, so be conscious of your body placement. It takes 3 C batteries, not included, although we do sell them.

item VT-TPR-2123-PK, pink: $128.95
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Now, the bad news: it turns out ice doesn't really transmit vibrations well, at least, not when there's silicone between it and the vibe. However, the silicone is ridged, and the vibrations feel really good through it, and you still have the joy of having ice right there for sensation play. The bullet is a powerful one-touch type, with low, medium and high speeds, then lots of cool roller-coaster, pulsing modes (just push the button to cycle through). Rub the ridgey part of the vibe over your clit and notice how, as the ice melts, it drips seriously icy water right on your sensitive bits (also great on nipples). Just be sure not to let the ice rest too long in one spot so you don't damage any nerve-endings.

The silicone part is about 1-3/8" wide by 3-1/4" (4-1/4" with the ice... approximately; it's hard to measure something that's melting). It'll take up about 2" by 4-1/2" in your freezer. A fun way to add a little something cool to your vibrating play-time!

item VT-SHM-2572-AG, silver: $36.95
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It is made from virgin, phthalate-free plastic, and requires 3 AAA batteries (not included). Available in pearl white with a pink stripe and housed in a satin-lined box. Diameter is 3 inches.

item VT-BTT-2301-PK, pink: $59.95
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Note: This vibrator is not really designed to be inserted, and it's definitely not safe to insert it anally.

item VT-VBX-1350: $15.95
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The Water Lily is safe to use while gallivanting in spring-time showers (or in "getting ready for work" showers, too) as it's quite water-resistant, although we wouldn't recommend submerging it under water. The push-button on the bottom of the vibe moves the intensity through three levels of vibration and it's quiet enough to be classified as nearly silent. The easy-load battery case houses 2 AAs, (not included). Makes a great starter vibe for those new to toys, who want a partner toy that looks very unlike a penis, or for folks who like their vibrations at medium intensity. If nothing says, "I Love You," like flowers, do you lover a favor and get one that will never wilt on them. 8-1/2 inches end to end, blossom measures 2-1/4 inches x 1-3/4 inches.

item VT-CAL-2235: $29.95
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The controls are fairly easy to use and well-positioned at this end, allowing you to turn the unit on or off, and to cycle either way through the nine different vibration modes (low, medium, high, pulse low, pulse medium, pulse high, saw (low to high), triangle (low to high and back down again) and strong pulse (two short strong pulses, two longer strong pulses). This sort of variety allows for enjoyable use not just by a wide range of users, but lets you ramp up easily as you become more and more aroused. Once you're fully aroused, try sliding the Womalia down and inserting about 2" if you can (this is a rather thick vibe, so don't feel bad if you can't; some of our testers couldn't get it in, either). The textured pad feels great against the G-spot, especially on the various pulse modes.

So, how strong is it? Our testers thought that it was the closest thing to the very popular Hitachi Magic Wand they've felt that wasn't plugged into the wall during use. In fact, one tester, who claims to only be able to come with a Hitachi said that the Womalia did the job for her (though it took a little bit longer). Better yet, the Womalia is insertable without the need for extra attachments.

Just under 1-3/4" wide at the insertable end, about 2-1/2" insertable, 8" long overall and comes with full color instruction booklet, two 30ml pump-bottles of lube (one water-based, one silicone-based), and charger in nice sliding cardboard box.

item VT-EMB-2481: $143.95
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