We must admit that we felt a bit foolish when we first strapped a bright pink dildo to our chests and tried to give one another a come-hither look. But once we got past the giggles,we found that having a dildo mid-chest is a pretty awesome idea. The harness fits over the breast bone with two nylon straps going up over the shoulders and two running under the arms, each 33" long. Affixed to the front is an interchangeable metal O-ring, held in place by four snaps. (Comes with three metal O-rings, 1-1/2", 1-3/4" and 2" so you can use various dildos if you prefer something different than the included one.) Pull the harness over the head like putting on a T-shirt, tighten down the straps by pulling the loose ends (or have your partner help), and lie back to enjoy the show.

The silicone dildo that comes with this set measures 5" long x 1-1/4" wide at the head. This smallish dildo proves easily manageable and is short enough that you might be able to sit all the way down on it to make contact with your lover's chest. Our testers reported that it took a little practice and some extra pillows, but they could engage in some lovely cunnilingus while the fuckee was penetrating themselves. What fun! They also mentioned that anal penetration on the dildo brought the pink bits even closer to the wearer's eager mouth, and left their hands free to wander at will. This Chest Harness Set encourages you to get creative. You want hands-free ass fucking while someone licks your balls, pinches your left nipple and spanks your inner thighs? Well, what exactly are you waiting for?

item PT-SSI-2137: $59.95
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The hole is 1-5/8" in diameter and is reinforced with a flat, stiff ring that's sandwiched between the layers of neoprene that keeps the material from flopping around or tearing. Our testing female commented that the reinforcing ring felt a bit weird when she ground down on it while straddling his thigh in a lap-dance type position, but they tried it in a variety of other positions and she didn't even notice the ring (her theory was that straddling his thigh while "standing" exposed her sits bones more than other positions, including straddling his thigh on her knees while he was lying down, which was quite comfortable). Dildo not included.

Can also be used to strap a dildo to a pillow or (if your bed is designed to accommodate it) your headboard for solo play. Machine wash (cold); air dry flat or use the dryer on the coolest possible setting.

item PT-SSI-1834: $24.95
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