Just picking up this toy and holding it in your hand is a pleasure — it has a good weight to it, without being too heavy, and the matte surface has just the right amount of grip to it without losing smoothness that makes metal so easy to slip inside the body.

Once inside the body, the weight adds to the pleasure as it pushes down against the wall of whichever orifice you're wearing it in. The unyielding nature of metal also creates good leverage for pushing that ball-end against the G- or p-spot, too.

Finally, you can warm it up in hot tap water (or cool it down with cold tap water), and it retains the temperature for a nice long time. A truly lovely, wonderfully functional and all-around awesome addition to any bedroom, the Alumina Revolve Metal Dildo is a new favorite around the 'fishie office. Two fins up!

item WT-TNT-2465: $67.95
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The metal ball at the end unscrews for more thorough cleaning; just make sure it is firmly attached before resuming play.

The metal ball on the end is 1-1/2" in diameter, 10" long by 6" wide.

item WT-KOK-2541: $89.95
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This toy is not, if you will pardon the expression, fucking around. It machined and polished, and consists of a series of metal bloups. You know how silicone is described as "yielding" and "bendable" and feels like flesh and is soft?

This toy is none of those things. It's heavy metal, and it will deliver the goods if treated with the respect it deserves.

We mean, it has a handle. It can be used either vaginally or anally. We think we've made ourselves clear.

5-1/4" long. The bloups on it range from 1-1/8" to 5/8" in diameter.

item WT-KOK-2543: $89.95
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item WT-NJY-1981: $299.95
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item WT-LUX-2293: $94.95
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At rest, this foam-cored cock measures a smidgen over 1-1/2" thick. By squeezing the pressure cuff bulb dangling off the end of the shaft you can gradually increase the diameter of this toy, squeeze by squeeze. Because the size increases slowly, you really get the sense that the cock is filling you up to the fullest extent, gently pushing you to the edge of fullness. Pretty hot, no?

The surface of the Inflatable Rubber Dildo is rippled and veined like a real penis and the foam core gives it enough firmness to insert it. We would have liked a little bit more firmness from the core, but when all was said and done, this one performed just fine. To be clear, the skin of this dildo inflates, not the core. As you pump, the dildo feels (and looks) more like a thick balloon and less like a dick (the vinyl smells a bit like a balloon, too, so give it a rinse before playing with it for the first time). While we didn't inflate our test cocks to the popping point, we didn't have any trouble plumping them up and into the 2+" range. If you have grandiose plans of making this dildo more than 2-1/2" thick however, try pumping it up that large before sticking it into someone's body on the off chance that you reach the toy's limit. Speaking of limits, be sure to listen to your body if it tells you that a certain level of plumpness is too much. There is a quick release dial on the bulb when you decide enough is enough. 7-1/2" long. 8" cord.

A note on materials: We are told by the manufacturer this is made of "natural rubber and dyed black." Thus, it almost certainly contains latex. If you have a latex allergy, we advise you to just skip this one.

item WT-VUL-2187: $32.95
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Note: If you have trouble finding replacement batteries, try your local camera store or the photography department; CR123A Lithium batteries are a very common camera battery.

Please shop carefully. We do not accept satisfaction returns on this item. Please see our ordering information page for our complete returns policy.

item WT-ELP-2001: $333.95
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Beautifully machined and polished to a mirror gloss, the Porpoise is your friend in any kind of aquatic adventure.

7-1/4" in length. The large head is 1-3/8" in diameter, the small head is 1-1/8" in diameter.

item WT-KOK-2545: $117.95
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So elegant, this heavy metal dildo is just as much a piece of art as an amazing toy. Each end is crafted to end in a ball, one side measuring 1", the other 1-1/2", allowing for versatility in which orifice to play with and how big you want to go. The 7-1/2" curved shape of the shaft (11" if able to straighten it out) makes thrusting extremely easy and can function as a nifty handle to really get deep inside your harder to reach places. Most anal dildos are not made with reach-around-ability in mind, so that makes the Pure Wand that much more of a standout. Additionally, the balled ends make wonderful prostate stimulators.

One of our testers reported that the Pure Wand, when used as a vaginal toy, was the first toy she was ever able to ejaculate with. Oh yes, you read that correctly. When sitting or reclining, the sitting surface makes a great fulcrum for rocking the toy into the vagina and rubbing hard on the G-spot. If you are a squirter or would like to become one, this toy is one that could help you along that path. And if you just want to rock your little world without a watershow, we can't think of a better toy to do it!

item WT-NJY-2011: $108.95
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(Note: Njoy calls this the "Fun Wand," but we like our name better.)

item WT-NJY-2036: $88.95
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It's a beautiful work of art, with sensual curves, bloups in just the right places, and amazing flexibility (in uses, not in substance).

8" long (would be 9-1/4" long if straightened out). The large bloups on one end is 1-1/4" in diameter, the three bloups along the length are 1", 7/8" and 3/4" in diameter.

item WT-KOK-2542: $89.95
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item WT-VBX-2334-BL, blue: $49.95
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8" in length, would be 10" long if straightened out. The ball on one end is 1-1/2" in diameter, the ball on the other end is 1" in diameter.

item WT-KOK-2544: $89.95
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