The two ends of the Flow are similarly shaped, but differently sized, and both make for excellent vaginal play. The smaller side is 4-1/2" insertable and measures 7/8" at the widest point (9/16" at the narrowest) and is great for targeting specific spot (such as the G-spot) while the larger side measures 1-1/2" at the widest point (and is also 4-1/2" insertable) and provides a more filling experience. Either side is good for repetitive penetration (aka fucking), though we can't quite recommend it as an anal toy, as it has no flange. Well, ok, perhaps beginners could use the smaller side as an anal toy, but do not insert it any further than the rubber gasket in the middle if you do this. Pretty please.

The metal is unyielding, it has a good weight to it, without being too heavy, and the matte surface has just the right amount of grip to it without losing smoothness that makes metal so easy to slip inside the body. A little bit of lube slicks this toy up very nicely. Once inside, the weight adds to the pleasure as it pushes down against the wall of vagina.

Finally, you can warm it up in hot tap water (or cool it down with cold tap water), and it retains the temperature for a nice long time. A truly gorgeous, wonderfully functional and all-around awesome addition to any bedroom, the Alumina Flow Metal Dildo is a new favorite around the 'fishie office. Two fins up!

item +T-TNT-2464: $103.95
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But the butt is definitely the focus of the other side, with a tiny, narrow arrow-shaped head that's only 3/4" wide and tall — something that teeny is a breeze for all but the tighest virgins to get started with (use lube, of course). It narrows after that briefly, then widens to a 1" wide bloop before it cinches down to a mere 1/2" wide shaft. The way this side is designed simply screams out for bloopy butt-play, and our testers were absolutely thrilled with the way this felt up their bums.

The metal is unyielding, it has a good weight to it, without being too heavy, and the matte surface has just the right amount of grip to it without losing smoothness that makes metal so easy to slip inside the body. Once inside, the weight adds to the pleasure as it pushes down against the wall of whichever orifice you're wearing it in.

Between the two sides is a rubber O-ring — you can unscrew the toy at this point, making it interchangeable with other Alumina toys. That's right, this line has a design-your-own variation feature, which eliminates the frustration of having half the perfect double-ended sex toy in your collection.

Finally, you can warm it up in hot tap water (or cool it down with cold tap water), and it retains the temperature for a nice long time. A truly lovely, wonderfully functional and all-around awesome addition to any bedroom, the Alumina Motion Metal Dildo is a new favorite around the 'fishie office. Two fins up!

item +T-TNT-2466: $103.95
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Just picking up this toy and holding it in your hand is a pleasure — it has a good weight to it, without being too heavy, and the matte surface has just the right amount of grip to it without losing smoothness that makes metal so easy to slip inside the body.

Once inside the body, the weight adds to the pleasure as it pushes down against the wall of whichever orifice you're wearing it in. The unyielding nature of metal also creates good leverage for pushing that ball-end against the G- or p-spot, too.

Finally, you can warm it up in hot tap water (or cool it down with cold tap water), and it retains the temperature for a nice long time. A truly lovely, wonderfully functional and all-around awesome addition to any bedroom, the Alumina Revolve Metal Dildo is a new favorite around the 'fishie office. Two fins up!

item +T-TNT-2465: $103.95
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Note: The bloops may resemble anal beads, but please do not use this toy anally; there is no flange.

Please shop carefully. We do not accept satisfaction returns on this item. Please see our ordering information page for our complete returns policy.

Assorted colors. Our apologies, but due to supply issues we can't let you choose.

item +T-NBE-2272: $138.95
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item +T-NJY-1981: $299.95
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item +T-LUX-2293: $94.95
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At rest, this foam-cored cock measures a smidgen over 1-1/2" thick. By squeezing the pressure cuff bulb dangling off the end of the shaft you can gradually increase the diameter of this toy, squeeze by squeeze. Because the size increases slowly, you really get the sense that the cock is filling you up to the fullest extent, gently pushing you to the edge of fullness. Pretty hot, no?

The surface of the Inflatable Rubber Dildo is rippled and veined like a real penis and the foam core gives it enough firmness to insert it. We would have liked a little bit more firmness from the core, but when all was said and done, this one performed just fine. To be clear, the skin of this dildo inflates, not the core. As you pump, the dildo feels (and looks) more like a thick balloon and less like a dick (the vinyl smells a bit like a balloon, too, so give it a rinse before playing with it for the first time). While we didn't inflate our test cocks to the popping point, we didn't have any trouble plumping them up and into the 2+" range. If you have grandiose plans of making this dildo more than 2-1/2" thick however, try pumping it up that large before sticking it into someone's body on the off chance that you reach the toy's limit. Speaking of limits, be sure to listen to your body if it tells you that a certain level of plumpness is too much. There is a quick release dial on the bulb when you decide enough is enough. 7-1/2" long. 8" cord.

A note on materials: We are told by the manufacturer this is made of "natural rubber and dyed black." Thus, it almost certainly contains latex. If you have a latex allergy, we advise you to just skip this one.

item +T-VUL-2187: $32.95
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So elegant, this heavy metal dildo is just as much a piece of art as an amazing toy. Each end is crafted to end in a ball, one side measuring 1", the other 1-1/2", allowing for versatility in which orifice to play with and how big you want to go. The 7-1/2" curved shape of the shaft (11" if able to straighten it out) makes thrusting extremely easy and can function as a nifty handle to really get deep inside your harder to reach places. Most anal dildos are not made with reach-around-ability in mind, so that makes the Pure Wand that much more of a standout. Additionally, the balled ends make wonderful prostate stimulators.

One of our testers reported that the Pure Wand, when used as a vaginal toy, was the first toy she was ever able to ejaculate with. Oh yes, you read that correctly. When sitting or reclining, the sitting surface makes a great fulcrum for rocking the toy into the vagina and rubbing hard on the G-spot. If you are a squirter or would like to become one, this toy is one that could help you along that path. And if you just want to rock your little world without a watershow, we can't think of a better toy to do it!

item +T-NJY-2011: $108.95
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(Note: Njoy calls this the "Fun Wand," but we like our name better.)

item +T-NJY-2036: $88.95
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