Jelly, Metal, and Other Butt-Toys

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These butt toys are perhaps some of our most unique items and with such diversity there can be a toy for every occasion. These butt gadgets, dildos, and plugs are as diverse as the orifice they were designed to pleasure.

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Alterno Elastomer Anal Beads
At first glance, these look like regular ol' butt-beads. But, look closely at the Alterno Elastomer Anal Beads and you'll notice that the beads, well, alternate. And we're not talking just in size, either. From textured ovals, to interconnected discs to dotty beads to things that look like tiny planets, each bead is different from its neighbors and presents its own challenge. The varying textures create an anal experience unlike anything our testers have ever tried before. Easing each bead in creates a unique sensation, and overall length of the toy means you can go pretty durn deep while you're at it. Because of the very different kinds of beads and the varying sizes (from 2/5" to 1-2/5" in diameter), we're going to recommend this for intermediate and advanced anal players only. Made out of a medical thermoplastic elastomer that is easy to clean and is less porous so it doesn't hold much odor. Be careful near the end, as there's no real flange or ring to keep it from going all the way inside (though it is awfully long at 14-1/2" insertable). Comes with an "elegant travel sachet" (nice black drawstring bag) and some cool lube samples in different fragrances. The Alterno offers a true alternative to your usual anal play.

(New as of June 4, 2009)

item MT-SFV-2480-BK, black: $39.95 [Order]
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Anal Dilator
If you are of the mentality that your privacy was created to be invaded, oh have we got the Anal Dilator for you! This Mathieu Speculum is wicked to behold with a three-pronged spreader to safely dilate the rectum for a view of one's deep and secret places. Squeeze-grip handles open the tri-spreading head up to 2-1/4" and a spin screw off the right side of the instrument will keep the 3-1/2" spreaders fixed at the desired amount of openness. Grab a flashlight and peek inside or take the opportunity to send some lube up there for further excavating activities.

Please be certain that you are using this rather intense and advanced Anal Dilator carefully and with caution. The anus is a very temperamental orifice and should never be stretched beyond its comfort level. Also, when releasing the dilation, make sure to do so slowly and with caution. The collapsing prongs have a tendency to pinch your sensitive tissues if you don't keep careful watch on your progress. That being said, lots of lube and active communication will make the most of your dilation experience.

item MT-KOK-2060: $36.95 [Order]
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Beadazzle Vinyl Butt Vibrator
We all appreciate the swiveling motion of a good in/out vibrator, but just imagine what such a deliciously undulating motion would feel like in your ass. Seriously. Beadazzle Vinyl Butt Vibrator is sort of a like a vibrating bloop stick... that wiggles. Like a lover's gentle finger, the Beadazzle moves in small circles, carefully opening you up, caressing your body to make it relax. The slider in the base allows you to control the speed, so you can start off nice and slow and work your way up to a vigorous grind. It has four bloops that gradually increase in size as you work your way down the toy; only the top two really gyrate, in relatively small circles, which is probably all that one would want in such a delicate area. The vibrations turn on when the gyrations do, and are mostly concentrated in the tip, which is great news for beginners who can only fit the first bloop or two into their tushies, but still want all the rotating, vibrating fun. It's made of food-grade vinyl, so you can wipe it clean with a soapy washcloth; just be sure not to store vinyl with elastomer toys. 6" insertable, 1/2" to 1" wide. Takes three AAA Batteries (not included, but we do sell them). Let your butt be beadazzled!

item MT-VBX-2377: $33.95 [Order]
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Big Fish Metal Butt-Plug
For those of you who scoff at the wee metal weightiness of our Fishhook Plugs, we have the next generation and we have to say he's quite a catch! The Big Fish Metal Butt-Plug is an impressive 1.28 lbs of medical grade stainless steel. The head of this big boy is gently pointed for easy entry, with four thumb-sized impressions all around for extra stimulation (if you need it). The neck has Njoy's cool tapering design, which means it gets smaller towards the base, making it easier to hold in as your sphincter naturally grips down on the narrowest part of the plug (it also allows the plug to slide in and out a bit as these muscles naturally tenses and relax). The angle makes this a great plug for prostate play — it's big enough that you can hardly miss it! The oval handle/ base is easy to hold onto and makes a great place to attach a leash, vibrating nipple clamps, a tail or whatever else your devious little mind can come up with. All this and he's shiny, too! A great plug for the more advanced tushie.

1-7/8" at the widest point, 3-1/2" insertable (including neck). The widest point of these plugs is measured at the head, but please note that this head is not circular but more of a strawberry shaped bulb. All toys come in an absolutely stunning black storage box lined magenta silk.

(Note: Njoy calls this the "Pure Plug 2.0," but we like our name better.)

item MT-NJY-2254: $113.95 [Order]
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Colt Anal-T
If you hear the name Colt Anal-T and think of anything involving crumpets or Earl Grey, have we got a surprise for you. This butt-vibe, while having nothing to do with teatime, is one of the best to come along in awhile. (Although, now that we ponder the subject, perhaps Earl Grey did like it in the butt... who knows?) The 5" long x 1" wide probe vibe is set at an angle so when it is inserted up the butt, the length sits along the prostate without having to hunt around for it. The hand-held side has a plunging handle if you care to thrust with it which doubles as a base flange. The insertable portion ends with a ball-shaped indentation near the base to help keep the shaft deep inside.

The small hand-held controller takes the vibration through four near silent levels of sensation, from a throbby low to a dang substantial high. Best of all, the motor is located in the top of the shaft so the vibration happens at the maximum depth. Silky-soft black rubber covers the entire surface of both the controller and the vibe making the entire device waterproof. The Colt Anal-T was designed as a butt toy but we see no reason why it can't be used vaginally or externally if you so choose. The only thing we didn't love about this toy was the seam of the rubber along the top and bottom edge of the shaft but it ended up being hardly noticeable once in use. A fresh idea in anal play that would delight any butt-play fan, be it a novice, expert, or even Earl Grey.

All you need is two AA batteries and you are off to underwater bliss (not included, but we do sell them).

item MT-CAL-2112: $15.95 [Order]
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Fishhook Plug
Fishing for a toy to inspire the stuff of legends? Cast in solid stainless steel and named by one of our loyal customers, these Fishhook Plugs have a unique conical bulb that eases inside with naught but a gentle nudge. The stem decreases in width, ending in an adorable oval handle which is a perfectly shaped handhold for lubey fingers or even a nook to hang your keys off of if you tend to misplace them often (just an idea). The tapered shape of the stem induces movement; as your sphincter muscles flex, the Fishhook Plug pulls deeper inside then slides back out a tiny bit when you relax. The neck is thinner than most other plugs we have seen, only slightly wider than 1/4", which means that this plug is likely to stay inside you even if you otherwise tend to pop toys out of your well-conditioned bum. It also means that the focus of the sensation from this toy comes from the delicious pressure of weighty metal inside your booty instead of the feeling of being "held open" that other butt-toys may provide.

If you have a prostate that begs for massages every now and again, the Fishhook Plug head angles naturally up towards that gland. By thrusting the toy, an action made simple with the help of the oval handle, the bulb can grind away on the prostate, producing a penis-free orgasm for many men. In fact, some of our testers were able to achieve prostate stimulation by sitting on the handle and rocking back and forth in their chairs, (and while no one mentioned doing this in the actual Blowfishie office, I'm not saying it was out of the realm of possibility). Ladies lacking prostates also take note, this plug is built for the ease and comfort of your tushie just as much as for his.

Comes in three sizes, a small measuring 1" wide and 2" long, a medium measuring 1-1/4" wide x 2-1/2" long, and the large, 1-1/2" wide x 3" long. The widest point of these plugs is measured at the head, but please note that this head is not circular but more of a strawberry shaped bulb. All toys come in an absolutely stunning black storage box lined magenta silk.

(Note: Njoy calls this the "Pure Plugs," but we like our name better.)

item MT-NJY-2038-M, medium, 2-1/2" x 1-1/4": $71.95 [Order]
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The Grapes of Writhe
Responding to the ever-constant demand for pleasant things to put up one's butt, we present the Grapes of Writhe. We've tested several kinds of anal beads and found some of them lacking and others quite dangerous. Finally, we've discovered a set that is smooth and over 10" long from first to last bloop. Made from a light purple jelly-like material that seems to be firmer than most of our other jelly toys. Bloop size ranges from 3/8" to 1", which means that this is an excellent toy for beginners hoping to gradually work up to larger toys. There is a nice ring on the end, should you wish to jiggle or remove the Grapes of Writhe. Please read our guide to caring for jelly and other soft materials for advice on cleaning and storage.

Yes, the pun is ours.

item MT-CAL-1573: $7.95 [Order]
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Inflatable Vibrating Butt-Plug
Our tester, who is very experienced in butt-play, really liked this toy, and says that it's good for folks exploring their desired fullness since it's so adjustable. Once you slip it in, you can pump it up to get just the right feeling of fullness. And all this can be done with or without vibrations. Quite the versatile toy! Before inflation it's about 3-3/8" insertable length (including the neck) and about 1-5/8" wide at the widest point with a 1" neck (the neck does not inflate).The inflatable skin is latex; use only with water-based lubes (and plenty of it!). The vibrating unit requires 2 AA batteries (not included, but we do sell them). Please read our guide to caring for jelly and other soft materials for advice on cleaning and storage.

item MT-DOC-1699: $24.95 [Order]
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Pfun Metal Butt-Plug
Great for hands-off play and silky smooth to the touch, the regally designed Pfun Metal Butt-Plug is great for those looking for a good intermediate plug. Nestled in a black jewel case delicately lined with luxe satin plum fabric, this anal toy is designed specifically for prostate stimulation. Still, its sensual, curvy body is quite girl-friendly — our female testers especially loved its solid weightiness (it weighs in at .68 lbs). The tapered neck means it stays inside you for the full ride, and its gentle curve follows your body's natural form. The flared oval shaped base makes it easy to grip, either for gentle thrusting or slip-free removal. With a 3-1/2" insertable length, its 1-1/4" head mimics the shape of the head of a cock, and its second smaller "bloup" gives extra stimulation. (The widest point of these plugs is measured at the head, but please note that this head is not circular but more of a strawberry shaped bulb.) Non-porous, the Pfun plug plays well with any lubricant you choose. Hypoallergenic, easy to clean and built to last, this can also be used alongside clit play and female penetration. Truly a luxury!

item MT-NJY-2253: $89.95 [Order]
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Red Plug, Medium
This plug has a firm, slick, rubbery-plastic-like feel to the touch; it's made of a semi-soft red plastic filled with a squishier substance called "hot melt" and in case you're sensitive to smells, it does have a rubbery scent.

5" insertable length, just under 1-3/4" at the widest point, 1" at the neck.

Please note: The base on this toy is wide but very flexible. While it is unlikely that the flange will slip inside of you without you noticing, be sure to exercise caution.

item MT-DOC-1950: $8.95 [Order]
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Red Ringer Anal Wand
This stack of bloops toy has a firm, slick, rubbery-plastic-like feel to the touch; it's made of a semi-soft red plastic filled with a squishier substance called "hot melt" and in case you're sensitive to smells, it does have a rubbery scent.

6-1/2" insertable length, bloops sized from 1" at the tip to 1-3/4" near the base. Base is 3" diameter.

item MT-DOC-1953: $10.95 [Order]
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Twist Vibrator
Another of our high-quality battery-operated vibrators from Japan, the Twist is designed specifically for anal play. It's very slender, with a flared base and an entertaining twist at the tip, and the soft-but-firm material is just about perfect for the job. We think butt sex enthusiasts will be immensely pleased with it — after all, we Blowfishies were! 8-1/2" long, 3/4" in diameter at the main shaft. Takes three AA batteries (not included, but we do sell them).

item MT-VBX-1137: $33.95 [Order]
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