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These dildos are shaped like many things, but a penis is not one of them. From smooth and simple to creatures and features, these silicone toys are not something you will encounter springing naturally from anyone's trousers. See our Buying Guide on Choosing a Dildo if you're not sure which is right for you.

A note on sizing: Please see our sizing notes for information about sizing tolerances. The length given is the insertable length of the toy (full length of the toy, including base, may also be noted). Unless otherwise noted, diameter is measured at the widest insertable point.


Alien Lover Silicone Dildo
Admit it, occasionally while standing in line at the grocery store check-out you read confessionals about people having sex with aliens. If you'd like to play along without the threat of producing an alien-human hybrid child, now you can with the Alien Lover. This glow-in-the-dark silicone dildo has an elongated S-curve shape and features slightly raised gills on both sides and a subtle face made of raised bumps on the front which all provide a bit of extra texture to the otherwise smooth design. 6" long x about 1-5/8" thick.

item XT-DIV-1823-WH, glow-in-the-dark white: $55.95 [Order]
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Barbarella Silicone Dildo
Inter-galactic ray gun or amazing dildo? We stalked Jane Fonda and threatened her with polyester space panties until she tested the Barbarella Silicone Dildo and confirmed our suspicions — this dildo is "Pretty-Pretty."

The Barbarella is made from high-grade silicone and comes in either a lovely shimmery-but-solid deep rose color or an unusual clear filled with small flecks of glimmery gold (not real gold, but very real-looking gold). The result of the gold is stunning, a bit like a galaxy that can be held in your palm, or in your pussy; it costs a bit more, but if you think of it as a tiny galaxy you can fuck, it's cheap! The shaft is semi-realisitic looking, a thick 1-3/4" with the suggestion of a head divot near the top, insertable about 4-1/2". The shaft also bulges out in the middle forming a hump that feels very filling and provides some serious G-spot pressure without slamming into the cervix, all good things in our book. (We should also add that the total length end to end is 7-1/2" and the base has a small label imbedded in the silicone with the manufacturer name, just so you have all of the information.)

Branching off from the main shaft is a neat appendage that can be used for a variety of fantastic uses. Our testers first tried using it as handle for partner play, thrusting in and out with wild abandon. That was very successful. They then tried flipping the toy over so the appendage pointed up and attempted to use the nubbly ridges on the side of the loop as a clit stimulator. On a whim, someone crawled out of bed and grabbed a One-Touch Bullet and pushed it into the 3/4" wide hole. While the hole is actually wider than the bullet's diameter, the silicone surface gripped the bullet quite well and made the whole toy, especially the clit stimulator part, come alive with gentle vibration. That really got the testers going!

This high-grade silicone is perfect as an anal thruster too, if you are into bigger anal toys, that is, and it can be boiled or washed in the sink for snappy sterilization. It is, to date, the most beautiful silicone toy this buyer has ever seen. And she is not just saying that to avoid the weapons of Durand Durand.

item XT-JOL-2188-RD, rose: $94.95 [Order]
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G-Force Silicone Dildo
When a woman who spends her whole life making silicone dildos comes into your office and announces that she has invented her favorite toy of all time, you better believe we were thrilled to be on the receiving end (so to speak). Proclaimed by many as the best new dildo design, the G-Force is the G-spotter to rival all other G-spotters. Made from 100% firm yet flexible silicone, this gently curved toy has a neat bulbed head, 1-3/8" at the widest point, that looks a bit like a tulip just waiting to open. The 6-1/2" shaft is slippery smooth and ends in a 4" nifty, grip-friendly handle (meaning the toy is nearly 11" long overall). Now, the best part about this handle is that it keeps you hands well away from the wet action so you never lose a handhold on your toy. Even better than that, the long reach of the handle enables you to thrust at a good angle whether you are lying on your back or reaching around and getting at it from the back side. All of that and in a shiny black silicone that almost looks like patent leather... what's not to love?

item XT-TNT-1996: $37.95 [Order]
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Glo-Glo G-Spot Silicone Dildo
This clever little dildo will brighten your... day. The Glo-Glo G-spot Silicone Dildo is a slender silicone dildo with a very gentle bend at the top, and a couple of bloops near the base. Soft white in appearance in the light, the Glo-Glo G-Spot Dildo has a hollow core, into which one of the five included glowsticks can be placed. Simply bend the glowstick along its length and shake to get it started, then insert the end into the pink cap from the bottom of the dildo. Insert the glowstick, pop the cap into the bottom, and you've got a glow-in-the-dark dildo!

We noticed that you need a pretty dark room to really get the full effect of the glow, but that just means it's that much more dramatic when you insert the toy. Each glowstick lasts about 3 hours, and we'll have replacement sets for sale soon. Shaft ranges from 7/8" near the top to about 1" near the 1-1/4" wide bloops; about 6-1/2" insertable. Go get your glow on!

item XT-LCR-2521: $39.95 [Order]
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Glo-Glo Replacement Sticks, Set of Five
This set of five Glo-Glo Replacement Sticks will let you shine on through the night with your Glo-Glo G-Spot Silicone Dildo! One of each color, each one last for approximately 3 hours.

item XT-LCR-2527: $8.95 [Order]
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Jellyfish Silicone Dildo
The Jellyfish Silicone Dildo sort of looks like a tiny jellyfish draped over an average-sized penis, and it's just as gorgeous as those ethereal creatures look while floating by behind the safety of glass in an aquarium. Handmade by the company that made the Tentacle Silicone Dildo and the Unicorn Silicone Dildo, this dildo shimmers in beautiful iridescent shades of pink and blue. It has a stout head and raised tentacles curling along the shaft for added texture. Measuring 1-5/8 inches thick, this dildo gives a filling sensation when it's inside. Made with a straight shaft in a sturdy but supple silicone, it's firm enough for easy penetration, but feels comfortable as it slips in and out. The flanged base is wide enough for safe anal fun and easy harnessing; slip it into a harness if you're up for sharing, or simply to see how you would look like with a jellyfish hugging your shimmering turquoise penis.

Each piece is handmade, so slight diameter variations should be expected. Dimensions given are approximate, although every effort has been made to keep the diameter within 1/8" (give or take) from what is listed. 7 inches tall and 1-5/8 inches wide.

item XT-WSR-2351: $73.95 [Order]
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Kiss My G Silicone G-Spot Dildo
This pretty pink dildo can do something your lover, vibrator, or fingers cannot do: kiss your G-spot (if your lover can do that, we'd love to hear about it...). With a pair of puckering luscious lips in place of a head, the Kiss My G G-Spot Silicone Dildo curves at the top to greet your G-spot with a kiss. Well, it's more like a closed-lipped peck instead of a real kiss, but it's adorable. The crease between the lips add extra stimulation against your G-spot, or whereever. The lips also feel great when you trail it along your pussy and all over, giving yourself kisses. The shaft is smooth and firm with a bit of bounce, just like a real penis. With a nice, wide base, it is harness compatible and anal-safe. The base also suctions onto flat surfaces (works best when it is moist), so you'll have your hands free to stimulate the rest of your sexy body.

There are two variations: the Good Morning Kiss and the Good Night Kiss. The Good Morning Kiss has a pair of 1/2 inch wide smoochers, giving it a small and pointy tip for very direct stimulation. The Good Night Kiss has a 1 inch wide pair of smackers. 6-3/4 inches tall, 1-1/4 inch diameter, with a 3-1/8 inch diameter base.

item XT-VVS-2278-GM, good morning: $39.95 [Order]
item XT-VVS-2278-GN, good night: $39.95 [Order]
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Tentacle Silicone Dildo
Fans of tentacle porn, take note! The Tentacle Silicone Dildo is a nicely curved silicone dildo, textured on the inside with 19 little suction cups for a texture unlike any you've fucked before (we assume). Try rubbing the suctions cups over your mons, your clit, and down into your pussy — the Tentacle has a wonderful curve that's perfect for finding that G-spot for some serious stimulation, and it gets wider towards the base for a nice, full-up feeling. Made of glow-in-the-dark silicone that has a nice give to it, which makes that strong curve a less intimidating prospect. On the underside of the base is a hole that accommodates a 2-1/4" long and 1" wide bullet (not included; see below). Just add a drop of lube before you insert the bullet so you'll be able to get it out again! The base is flat so it can stand upright on your desk, but it is not harness compatible. 6-1/4" tall, 1" wide at the top, expanding to a 2-1/4" wide base. Whether it's a deep sea fantasy or a tentacle-y hentai fantasy, the Tentacle is sure to hit the spot!

We recommend using a bullet that has a control box. The Tentacle works with the Silver Bullet Vibrator, the Colt Waterproof Bullet, and the Hyper Bullet.

item XT-WSR-2338: $77.95 [Order]
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Unicorn Horn Silicone Dildo
We all know about unicorns and virgins... but you don't have to be inexperienced to experience the joy of this Unicorn Horn Silicone Dildo. Handmade out of quality silicone, this stunning shaft is tapered and textured to look remarkably like a unicorn's horn (or what we imagine one would look like) in a shimmering, opalescent white. A ridge spirals down the shaft to create yummy texture as you ride this horn. The tip is 3/4" wide and expands toward the deep bronze base. The base fits neatly in the palm of your hand and in most harnesses and has a notch in the base for a bullet vibrator (not included, see below). Who doesn't want to fuck a mythical creature? 7" tall, 3/4" to 1-5/8" wide, with a 2-5/8" diameter base.

We recommend using a bullet that has a control box. The Unicorn Horn works with the Silver Bullet Vibrator, the Colt Waterproof Bullet, and the Hyper Bullet.

item XT-WSR-2352: $73.95 [Order]
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