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Alien Lover Silicone Dildo
Admit it, occasionally while standing in line at the grocery store
check-out you read confessionals about people having sex with aliens. If
you'd like to play along without the threat of producing an alien-human
hybrid child, now you can with the Alien Lover. This
glow-in-the-dark silicone dildo has an elongated S-curve shape and
features slightly raised gills on both sides and a subtle face made of
raised bumps on the front which all provide a bit of extra texture to
the otherwise smooth design. 6" long x about 1-5/8" thick.
item MT-DIV-1823-WH, glow-in-the-dark white:
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Barbarella Silicone Dildo
Inter-galactic ray gun or amazing dildo? We stalked Jane Fonda and
threatened her with polyester space panties until she tested the
Barbarella Silicone Dildo and confirmed our suspicions —
this dildo is "Pretty-Pretty."
The Barbarella is made from high-grade silicone and
comes in either a lovely shimmery-but-solid deep rose color or an
unusual clear filled with small flecks of glimmery gold (not real gold,
but very real-looking gold). The result of the gold is stunning, a bit
like a galaxy that can be held in your palm, or in your pussy; it costs
a bit more, but if you think of it as a tiny galaxy you can fuck, it's
cheap! The shaft is semi-realisitic looking, a thick 1-3/4" with the
suggestion of a head divot near the top, insertable about 4-1/2". The
shaft also bulges out in the middle forming a hump that feels very
filling and provides some serious G-spot pressure without slamming into
the cervix, all good things in our book. (We should also add that the
total length end to end is 7-1/2" and the base has a small label
imbedded in the silicone with the manufacturer name, just so you have
all of the
information.)
Branching off from the main shaft is a neat appendage
that can be used for a variety of fantastic uses. Our testers first
tried using it as handle for partner play, thrusting in and out with
wild abandon. That was very successful. They then tried flipping the toy
over so the appendage pointed up and attempted to use the nubbly ridges
on the side of the loop as a clit stimulator. On a whim, someone crawled
out of bed and grabbed a One-Touch Bullet and pushed it
into the 3/4" wide hole. While the hole is actually wider than the
bullet's diameter, the silicone surface gripped the bullet quite well
and made the whole toy, especially the clit stimulator part, come alive
with gentle vibration. That really got the testers
going!
This high-grade silicone is perfect as an anal thruster too,
if you are into bigger anal toys, that is, and it can be boiled or
washed in the sink for snappy sterilization. It is, to date, the most
beautiful silicone toy this buyer has ever seen. And she is not just
saying that to avoid the weapons of Durand Durand.
item MT-JOL-2188-GLG, gold glitter:
$166.95
item MT-JOL-2188-RD, rose:
$94.95
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Glo-Glo G-Spot Silicone Dildo
This clever little dildo will brighten your... day. The Glo-Glo
G-spot Silicone Dildo is a slender silicone dildo with a very
gentle bend at the top, and a couple of bloops near the base. Soft white
in appearance in the light, the Glo-Glo G-Spot Dildo has a
hollow core, into which one of the five included glowsticks can be
placed. Simply bend the glowstick along its length and shake to get it
started, then insert the end into the pink cap from the bottom of the
dildo. Insert the glowstick, pop the cap into the bottom, and you've got
a glow-in-the-dark dildo!
We noticed that you need a pretty dark room to really get the full
effect of the glow, but that just means it's that much more dramatic
when you insert the toy. Each glowstick lasts about 3 hours, and we'll
have replacement sets for sale soon. Shaft ranges from 7/8" near the top
to about 1" near the 1-1/4" wide bloops; about 6-1/2" insertable. Go get
your glow on!
item MT-LCR-2521:
$39.95
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Jellyfish Silicone Dildo
The Jellyfish Silicone Dildo sort of looks like a tiny
jellyfish draped over an average-sized penis, and it's just as gorgeous
as those ethereal creatures look while floating by behind the safety of
glass in an aquarium. Handmade by the company that made the Tentacle Silicone Dildo and the Unicorn Silicone Dildo, this dildo
shimmers in beautiful iridescent shades of pink and blue. It has a stout
head and raised tentacles curling along the shaft for added texture.
Measuring 1-5/8 inches thick, this dildo gives a filling sensation when
it's inside. Made with a straight shaft in a sturdy but supple silicone,
it's firm enough for easy penetration, but feels comfortable as it slips
in and out. The flanged base is wide enough for safe anal fun and easy
harnessing; slip it into a harness if you're up for sharing, or simply
to see how you would look like with a jellyfish hugging your shimmering
turquoise
penis.
Each piece is handmade, so slight diameter variations should
be expected. Dimensions given are approximate, although every effort has
been made to keep the diameter within 1/8" (give or take) from what is
listed. 7 inches tall and 1-5/8 inches wide.
item MT-WSR-2351:
$73.95
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Kiss My G Silicone G-Spot Dildo
This pretty pink dildo can do something your lover, vibrator, or fingers
cannot do: kiss your G-spot (if your lover can do that, we'd
love to hear about it...). With a pair of puckering luscious lips in
place of a head, the Kiss My G G-Spot Silicone Dildo curves
at the top to greet your G-spot with a kiss. Well, it's more like a
closed-lipped peck instead of a real kiss, but it's adorable. The crease
between the lips add extra stimulation against your G-spot, or
whereever. The lips also feel great when you trail it along your pussy
and all over, giving yourself kisses. The shaft is smooth and firm with
a bit of bounce, just like a real penis. With a nice, wide base, it is
harness compatible and anal-safe. The base also suctions onto flat
surfaces (works best when it is moist), so you'll have your hands free
to stimulate the rest of your sexy
body.
There are two variations: the Good Morning Kiss and
the Good Night Kiss. The Good Morning Kiss has a pair
of 1/2 inch wide smoochers, giving it a small and pointy tip for very
direct stimulation. The Good Night Kiss has a 1 inch wide pair
of smackers. 6-3/4 inches tall, 1-1/4 inch diameter, with a 3-1/8 inch
diameter base.
item MT-VVS-2278-GM, good morning:
$39.95
item MT-VVS-2278-GN, good night:
$39.95
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Soft Serve Silicone Dildo
Shaped sort of like a soft-serve ice cream cone (well, a very
tall soft-serve ice cream cone), the Soft Serve Silicone
Dildo is one cool treat that fits in every diet. Made from
Vixskin silicone, this squishy spiral of sherbert-orange colored
silicone has a firmer silicone core, making it simultaneously both more
comfortable when inserted (especially up the butt), yet firm enough to
make penetration a breeze. The spirals start about an inch below the
tapered tip, and continue down to the 2-3/4" wide white base. You can
twist this around, allowing the spirals to enter your body in one smooth
line, or you can thrust it in and out for a more ribbed effect; once
inside, twisting makes the spirals seem to "travel up" along the wall of
whatever orifice you have it in, creating some deliciously unusual
sensations. 5-3/4" overall, 5" insertable, 1-1/16" at tip, 1-1/2" wide
at widest point. This is one sweet little treat!
item MT-VXN-2416:
$73.95
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Tentacle Silicone Dildo
Fans of tentacle porn, take note! The Tentacle Silicone
Dildo is a nicely curved silicone dildo, textured on the inside
with 19 little suction cups for a texture unlike any you've fucked
before (we assume). Try rubbing the suctions cups over your mons, your
clit, and down into your pussy — the Tentacle has a
wonderful curve that's perfect for finding that G-spot for some serious
stimulation, and it gets wider towards the base for a nice, full-up
feeling. Made of glow-in-the-dark silicone that has a nice give to it,
which makes that strong curve a less intimidating prospect. On the
underside of the base is a hole that accommodates a 2-1/4" long and 1"
wide bullet (not included; see below). Just add a drop of lube before
you insert the bullet so you'll be able to get it out again! The base is
flat so it can stand upright on your desk, but it is not harness
compatible. 6-1/4" tall, 1" wide at the top, expanding to a 2-1/4" wide
base. Whether it's a deep sea fantasy or a tentacle-y hentai fantasy,
the Tentacle is sure to hit the
spot!
We recommend using a bullet that has a control box. The
Tentacle works with the Silver Bullet Vibrator, the Colt Waterproof Bullet, and the Hyper Bullet.
item MT-WSR-2338:
$77.95
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Unicorn Horn Silicone Dildo
We all know about unicorns and virgins... but you don't have to be
inexperienced to experience the joy of this Unicorn Horn Silicone
Dildo. Handmade out of quality silicone, this stunning shaft is
tapered and textured to look remarkably like a unicorn's horn (or what
we imagine one would look like) in a shimmering, opalescent white. A
ridge spirals down the shaft to create yummy texture as you ride this
horn. The tip is 3/4" wide and expands toward the deep bronze base. The
base fits neatly in the palm of your hand and in most harnesses and has
a notch in the base for a bullet vibrator (not included, see below). Who
doesn't want to fuck a mythical creature? 7" tall, 3/4" to 1-5/8" wide,
with a 2-5/8" diameter
base.
We recommend using a bullet that has a control box. The
Unicorn Horn works with the Silver Bullet Vibrator, the Colt Waterproof Bullet, and the Hyper Bullet.
item MT-WSR-2352:
$73.95
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If you have questions or comments, please get in touch with us.
Blowfish, your coolest sex-products source on the Web since 1994, is located in San Francisco, California;
our toll-free number is 800-325-2569 (international customers can call us at 415-252-4340).