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Alien Lover Silicone Dildo
Admit it, occasionally while standing in line at the grocery store
check-out you read confessionals about people having sex with aliens. If
you'd like to play along without the threat of producing an alien-human
hybrid child, now you can with the Alien Lover. This
glow-in-the-dark silicone dildo has an elongated S-curve shape and
features slightly raised gills on both sides and a subtle face made of
raised bumps on the front which all provide a bit of extra texture to
the otherwise smooth design. 6" long x about 1-5/8" thick.
item MT-DIV-1823-WH, glow-in-the-dark white:
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Barbarella Silicone Dildo
Inter-galactic ray gun or amazing dildo? We stalked Jane Fonda and
threatened her with polyester space panties until she tested the
Barbarella Silicone Dildo and confirmed our suspicions --
this dildo is "Pretty-Pretty."
The Barbarella is made from high-grade silicone and
comes in either a lovely shimmery-but-solid deep rose color or an
unusual clear filled with small flecks of glimmery gold (not real gold,
but very real-looking gold). The result of the gold is stunning, a bit
like a galaxy that can be held in your palm, or in your pussy; it costs
a bit more, but if you think of it as a tiny galaxy you can fuck, it's
cheap! The shaft is semi-realisitic looking, a thick 1-3/4" with the
suggestion of a head divot near the top, insertable about 4-1/2". The
shaft also bulges out in the middle forming a hump that feels very
filling and provides some serious G-spot pressure without slamming into
the cervix, all good things in our book. (We should also add that the
total length end to end is 7-1/2" and the base has a small label
imbedded in the silicone with the manufacturer name, just so you have
all of the
information.)
Branching off from the main shaft is a neat appendage
that can be used for a variety of fantastic uses. Our testers first
tried using it as handle for partner play, thrusting in and out with
wild abandon. That was very successful. They then tried flipping the toy
over so the appendage pointed up and attempted to use the nubbly ridges
on the side of the loop as a clit stimulator. On a whim, someone crawled
out of bed and grabbed a One-Touch Bullet and pushed it
into the 3/4" wide hole. While the hole is actually wider than the
bullet's diameter, the silicone surface gripped the bullet quite well
and made the whole toy, especially the clit stimulator part, come alive
with gentle vibration. That really got the testers
going!
This high-grade silicone is perfect as an anal thruster too,
if you are into bigger anal toys, that is, and it can be boiled or
washed in the sink for snappy sterilization. It is, to date, the most
beautiful silicone toy this buyer has ever seen. And she is not just
saying that to avoid the weapons of Durand
Durand.
Please shop carefully. We do not accept satisfaction
returns on this item. Please see our ordering information page for our
complete returns policy.
(New as of June 3, 2008)
item MT-JOL-2188-GLG, gold glitter:
$166.95
item MT-JOL-2188-RD, rose:
$94.95
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Charmer Silicone Dildo
The inventor of this dildo likes to affectionally call her solo-time
with it "fucking myself gently with a chain saw." Colorful. However, if
you have ever played with toys that swear up and down that they will
turn you on to your G-spot like nothing ever has before, and found that
those toys came up short of their promise, perhaps this is the aid you
have been
seeking.
The Charmer is designed to find the G-spot
(located about three inches inside the vagina on the upper wall, the
belly button side) and hit it over and over again while thrusting. The
tooth-like zig-zag shape ensures that your g-spot will not be missed as
each thrust in will bump it four times and each pull out will hit
another four times. A lot of thrusting means a lot of bumping. And a lot
of bumping means, well, some out-of-your-head sensations. This tester
was a little bit unsure if she would like that much sensation but was
pleasantly surprised. Overall, this dildo is on the thinner side to
maximize internal movement, maxing out at about 1-1/4" at the second
"tooth" and thinning to 1" in the dips between bumps. The silicone is a
little bit squishy, firm enough not to bend all the way in half while
thrusting, but the rubber gives a little bit when you push on the
nubbies. Overall the Charmer is 6" long. The lovely flange
makes the Charmer peachy keen in a harness (the smallish 2"
base can be supported with a 1-1/2" O-ring) or up the butt too! Comes in
a beautiful swirly colored called Purple Haze.
item MT-TNT-1995:
$34.95
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G-Force
When a woman who spends her whole life making silicone dildos comes into
your office and announces that she has invented her favorite toy of all
time, you better believe we were thrilled to be on the receiving end (so
to speak). Proclaimed by many as the best new dildo design, the
G-Force is the G-spotter to rival all other G-spotters.
Made from 100% firm yet flexible silicone, this gently curved toy has a
neat bulbed head, 1-3/8" at the widest point, that looks a bit like a
tulip just waiting to open. The 6-1/2" shaft is slippery smooth and ends
in a 4" nifty, grip-friendly handle (meaning the toy is nearly 11" long
overall). Now, the best part about this handle is that it keeps you
hands well away from the wet action so you never lose a handhold on your
toy. Even better than that, the long reach of the handle enables you to
thrust at a good angle whether you are lying on your back or reaching
around and getting at it from the back side. All of that and in a shiny
black silicone that almost looks like patent leather... what's not to
love?
item MT-TNT-1996:
$39.95
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Kiss My G Silicone G-Spot Dildo
This pretty pink dildo can do something your lover, vibrator, or fingers
cannot do: kiss your G-spot (if your lover can do that, we'd
love to hear about it...). With a pair of puckering luscious lips in
place of a head, the Kiss My G G-Spot Silicone Dildo curves
at the top to greet your G-spot with a kiss. Well, it's more like a
closed-lipped peck instead of a real kiss, but it's adorable. The crease
between the lips add extra stimulation against your G-spot, or
whereever. The lips also feel great when you trail it along your pussy
and all over, giving yourself kisses. The shaft is smooth and firm with
a bit of bounce, just like a real penis. With a nice, wide base, it is
harness compatible and anal-safe. The base also suctions onto flat
surfaces (works best when it is moist), so you'll have your hands free
to stimulate the rest of your sexy
body.
There are two variations: the Good Morning Kiss and
the Good Night Kiss. The Good Morning Kiss has a pair
of 1/2 inch wide smoochers, giving it a small and pointy tip for very
direct stimulation. The Good Night Kiss has a 1 inch wide pair
of smackers. 6-3/4 inches tall, 1-1/4 inch diameter, with a 3-1/8 inch
diameter base.
item MT-VVS-2278-GM, good morning:
$39.95
item MT-VVS-2278-GN, good night:
$39.95
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Purr Silicone Vibrator
If you want to make your pussy a very happy pussy indeed, give the
Purr Silicone Vibrator a try. With a bevy of ripples that
start 1-1/2 down her 6-3/4" insertable shaft, this dildo is ribbed for
your pleasure. The ripples are small, but many, and give an extra oomph!
to the toy as you thrust it in and out. Add the vibrations from the
(included) one-touch bullet vibe that fits into a notch on the base and
you've got one darn jiggly vibrator! The pretty purple medical-grade
silicone is firm, but flexible, and transmits the vibrations
surprisingly well, (though they're still stronger near the base). And,
if you think those ribs are exciting in your pussy, just wait until you
try it up the butt! It's not a beginner anal toy, but for those who can
take it's 1-3/8" wide shaft back there, this pretty kitty is sure to
delight. The ribs are even move noticeable in the back door and, when
inserted all the way, the vibrations hit right on the anus, tingling all
those nerve endings into a delirious frenzy. Here kitty kitty!
(New as of June 24, 2008)
item MT-TNT-2396-PR, purple haze:
$51.95
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Selkie Silicone Dildo
Like Goldilocks' search for the perfect middle ground, we've been
holding out for a silicone g-spotter that's not too hard, not too soft,
that fits our bodies "just right". The Selkie Silicone
Dildo is made of Vixskin, the feel-real silicone of the gods,
with a firm core made of rich brown silicone dipped in a squashy layer
of pliable, soft aqua silicone. The G-spot bump is entirely mash-able if
you press into it with your fingers, but when rubbing around inside the
pussy, it puts ample pressure in the good spots without over-pressing as
some toys tend to do. The Selkie is also firm enough to
fuck with when wearing a harness without flopping all over the place,
but is soft enough that, should you misplace a thrust, it won't leave a
bruise on your sensitive bits or your cervix. Even better, it doesn't
carry the cold, hard sensation of many silicone toys, feeling notably
"human" when
inserted.
The Selkie is not particularly huge (5 inches
long x 1-1/2 thick) but because the head is wider than the base of the
shaft, the fuckee gets the sense that the fullness is moving deeper and
deeper inside as the head slides in and out of their body. There's even
a little ridge on the base that is great to use like the arm of a
compass so the person doing the thrusting can always tell which way the
G-spot nub is pointing. (G-spot toys have a tendency to turn once
inserted and often end up rubbing the general region of the ovaries
instead of right up on the G-spot--not so sexy.) We wanted the ridge to
push into our clit a little bit, but it wasn't quite long enough.
Regardless, this is a must-try for folks who want a comfortable fuck
with serious G-spot action.
item MT-VXN-2224:
$73.95
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Tentacle Silicone Dildo
Fans of tentacle porn, take note! The Tentacle Silicone
Dildo is a nicely curved silicone dildo, textured on the inside
with 19 little suction cups for a texture unlike any you've fucked
before (we assume). Try rubbing the suctions cups over your mons, your
clit, and down into your pussy -- the Tentacle has a
wonderful curve that's perfect for finding that G-spot for some serious
stimulation, and it gets wider towards the base for a nice, full-up
feeling. Made of glow-in-the-dark silicone that has a nice give to it,
which makes that strong curve a less intimidating prospect. On the
underside of the base is a hole that accommodates a 2-1/4" long and 1"
wide bullet (not included; see below). Just add a drop of lube before
you insert the bullet so you'll be able to get it out again! The base is
flat so it can stand upright on your desk, but it is not harness
compatible. 6-1/4" tall, 1" wide at the top, expanding to a 2-1/4" wide
base. Whether it's a deep sea fantasy or a tentacle-y hentai fantasy,
the Tentacle is sure to hit the
spot!
We recommend using a bullet that has a control box. The
Tentacle works with the Silver Bullet Vibrator, the Colt Waterproof Bullet, and the Hyper Bullet.
(New as of June 17, 2008)
item MT-WSR-2338:
$77.95
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Unicorn Horn Silicone Dildo
We all know about unicorns and virgins... but you don't have to be
inexperienced to experience the joy of this Unicorn Horn Silicone
Dildo. Handmade out of quality silicone, this stunning shaft is
tapered and textured to look remarkably like a unicorn's horn (or what
we imagine one would look like) in a shimmering, opalescent white. A
ridge spirals down the shaft to create yummy texture as you ride this
horn. The tip is 3/4" wide and expands toward the deep bronze base. The
base fits neatly in the palm of your hand and in most harnesses and has
a notch in the base for a bullet vibrator (not included, see below). Who
doesn't want to fuck a mythical creature? 7" tall, 3/4" to 1-5/8" wide,
with a 2-5/8" diameter
base.
We recommend using a bullet that has a control box. The
Unicorn Horn works with the Silver Bullet Vibrator, the Colt Waterproof Bullet, and the Hyper Bullet.
(New as of June 17, 2008)
item MT-WSR-2352:
$73.95
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Wave Silicone Dildo
Forget about blonde surfer boys and bikini-clad babes; the sexiest parts
of the beach are the waves lap, lap, lapping at the sand. The Wave
Silicone Dildo reminds us of sex on the beach, but without the
abrasive sand in inconvenient spots. A steep curve of shimmering blue
silicone, the Wave is one of the loveliest G-spot dildos
that we carry; seriously, it's pretty enough to put on your bookshelf as
sculpture. It squishes a bit between your fingers, but it's firm enough
to fill you up. With a pointy tip that gradually expands toward the
base, it stretches you as it slides deeper inside. And the strong curve
hits the G-spot so directly that it rivals almost all of the G-spot
dildos our tester has ever seen. If you want to continue massaging the
G-spot without thrusting, try holding onto the base and rotating the
toy. That way, the tip glides over the G-spot in a side-to-side motion
rather than a back and forth motion, and you'll still have the full
feeling inside your pussy. Unfortunately, it doesn't have a flared base,
so it slips out easily if you put it in a harness or bounce on it. Each
piece is handmade, so slight diameter variations should be expected.
Dimensions given are approximate, although every effort has been made to
keep the diameter within 1/8" (give or take) from what is listed. 6-1/2"
insertable, about 1" thick at the top, expanding to 2-1/4" wide base.
Has a vibrator notch in the bottom which can accomadate a bullet
vibrator (not included; see below). Surf's
up!
We recommend using a bullet that has a control box. The
Wave works with the Silver
Bullet Vibrator, the Colt
Waterproof Bullet, and the Hyper
Bullet.
(New as of June 17, 2008)
item MT-WSR-2355:
$49.95
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If you have questions or comments, please get in touch with us.
Blowfish, your coolest sex-products source on the Web since 1994, is located in San Francisco, California;
our toll-free number is 800-325-2569 (international customers can call us at 415-252-4340).