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Hegar Flat-Ended Sounding Kit, 14 piece
Longer sounds for the more adventurous user, these Hegar Flat
Ended Sounds come as a set of 14 dilators, each with a very
slight curve (for more stimulation when gently spun after insertion) and
flat ends. The flat surface works as a terrific contact point for
electrical stimulation gear or as a grip-friendly handle as you play.
The rods are insertable for nearly 6", 8" overall length, and range in
diameter from 4 mm to 17 mm. Each comes stamped on the flat handles with
their gauge sizes. The set comes in a lovely, velvet lined zipper case
for storage.
(Please remember, use lots of lube, don't apply pressure, and only
insert them as far as the base of the shaft for safety purposes!)
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Pump System by Dr. Joel Kaplan
We've balked at the idea of bringing penis pumps to Blowfish for years,
but the Pump System by Dr. Joel Kaplan finally convinced
us. We like to think of this pump not as an Enlargement Device
as the packaging indicates, but as an Engorgement Device. This
means that while we can't say that this pump will make you gain inches
or girth or self-confidence, we can say that you can pump your dick up
to a larger size for a little while, slap a cock-ring on your junk, and
strut around the house/backyard/sex club/grocery store with a hard-on
that others will
envy.
This "FDA registered" device makes a lot of claims in its
instructional manual: permanent penile growth, resolving premature
ejaculation, enhancing your sex life, spinning straw into gold... (okay,
it doesn't go that far, but it gets close). We cannot speak to those
claims. Our tester used his pump and liked it a lot, but he did not go
through the 13+ week "training regiment" outlined in manual and we just
didn't feel right holding him down and forcing him to do so. Since he
did not, er, "engage" with this pump to make his wienie permanently
larger, we simply don't know if it will provide lasting reults.
That being said, this Pump System by Dr. Joel Kaplan
will increase the size of a penis for a short time period. The vacuum
created inside a pumped cylinder stretches the muscles and tissues of
the cock, specifically the corpus cavernosum, and pulls extra blood into
the shaft. The result is a swollen member that lasts, after the cylinder
is removed, for a few minutes. (It can also be used to leave some
dashing 2" hickeys on various parts of your body if you want to impress
your buddies.) If you would like to maintain a larger-than-ever-before
erection, snap a cock-ring over your johnson and the band will help
retain it for a few hours. Please be sure to read the instructions
contained in the box before using your pump. Because these are
medical devices, if you pump too hard, too long, or too often, you could
very well hurt yourself and your penis and nobody wants that. (Except
maybe your
ex-wife.)
One more thing: we have heard rumor of penis pumps being
used to treat/ help overcome impotence, especially in the sexually
active, senior citizen crowd. It works by pulling the blood into the
penis, and then you can roll a cock-ring over your newly-enlarged member
(well, around the cock and balls together, actually) to help
hold the erection. You'll want to get a snug cock-ring if you're
planning on using it this way; we recommend using it with our Rubber Cock-Ring Set
or our Neoprene
Cock-Ring to help you get a custom fit. We have not been able to
test the Pump System this way in the Blowfish Labs, but
we've had such enthusiastic reports of them being used this way (from
very satisfied girlfriends, no less!) that we thought we'd mention it.
You might give your doc a call first, just to be sure it's ok for you,
but we think this could be a great alternative to the more
phramaceutical methods out
there.
This particular system comes with a 2" phallus cylinder, a
hand pump, pressure gauge, and a succinct packet of information and
directions. Happy Pumping!
item JT-DJK-2161:
$110.95
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Sounding Set, 8 Piece
Also known as urethra dilators, sounding rods (often referred to as just
"sounds") are metal rods of increasing thickness designed with a gentle
curve to be inserted (carefully!!) into the urethral opening. While the
unhampered urethra is fairly narrow, over time, many men (and some
women) find it extremely pleasurable and/or desirable to widen this
opening.
This particular set of sounds comes with 8, double sided rods each
measuring 8" long, or 4" per side. The most narrow of the sixteen sizes
measures 3mm while the thickest is an invigorating 18mm (almost 3/4").
Each rod is stamped with its thickness in millimeters and held in place
by soft elastic in a beautiful case lined in red velvet. My-oh-my these
are pretty! If you have been looking for a set of sounds that are high
quality and beautfiful, look no
further.
(Please remember, use lots of lube, don't apply pressure,
and only insert them as far as the base of the shaft for safety
purposes!)
item JT-KOK-1965:
$47.95
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Anal Douche
We never thought that we would see the day when an Anal
Douche was so sexy it caught our eye before we even knew what it
was! Designed by Colt and the men who know ass better than anyone
around, this Anal Douche is the perfect cleansing tool to
get you spick-spanking clean before your next anal adventure. Fill the
bulb with warm water, pop on the bloopy bead attachment (which feels
oh-so-nice, might we add), and you are set to go. We recommend using
some lube on the insertable portion just to make everything slide a bit
better. Also, the attachment is removable for easy cleansing, however,
please be aware of the small tip that detaches. The mechanism is
designed to release water when the tip is all the way closed to keep the
attachment clean inside as well as to ensure that it does not get lost
in your depths, so please keep it screwed on tightly. Those with
allergies should note that this toy does contain
latex.
If cleanliness is next to godliness, then we can't wait to
visit the Colt guys up in heaven. And without a doubt, this Anal
Douche is coming with
us!
(Note: Please make sure the top is attached as firmly as
possible! If the tip does come off inside you, it is small enough to
come out with your next bowel movement, so do not be too concerned.
However, this is quite preventable if you lock the tip on all of the
way.)
item JT-CAL-2043:
$15.95
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Clyster Enema Syringe
Metal liquid syringes, referred to by those "in the know" as Clysters,
were all the rage until the 19th Century when they were replaced with
enema bulbs and bags for the wildly popular at-home bowel treatments.
(What a shame...these are devilishly sexy.) Our Clyster Enema
Syringe is an all-metal version of those of yesteryear, holding
approximately 100 cc of liquid and coming with two interchangeable
nozzles. These tips, one with a smooth edge and one with a slightly
rounded tip, screw on to the top of the barrel. Once in place, the tip
can be placed in the liquid of your choosing and the plunger pulled back
to bring liquid into the barrel. Or, if you'd rather, the bottom can be
unscrewed and device filled by placing a finger over the hole in the
tip. While this enema syringe was designed to work best with watery
fluids, using it to place liberal amounts of lube in hard to reach
places is also highly
encouraged.
Our testers reported that this Clyster Enema
Syringe makes an excellent device for smaller treatments that
rinse the lower colon without producing the bloated feeling some larger
enemas may cause— an ideal accessory for a "get clean quick" rinse
before or during anal play. Multiple administrations, however, might
also offer a more fulfilling (or at least more filling) erotic charge.
They also mentioned that handling such a sexy piece of metal made their
pink parts quiver in naughty expectation; never a bad response (in our
humble opinion). Do note that the plunger on this syringe may require
firm pressure and can be difficult to operate with one hand.
item JT-KOK-2062:
$31.95
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Anal Dilator
If you are of the mentality that your privacy was created to be invaded,
oh have we got the Anal Dilator for you! This Mathieu
Speculum is wicked to behold with a three-pronged spreader to safely
dilate the rectum for a view of one's deep and secret places.
Squeeze-grip handles open the tri-spreading head up to 2-1/4" and a spin
screw off the right side of the instrument will keep the 3-1/2"
spreaders fixed at the desired amount of openness. Grab a flashlight and
peek inside or take the opportunity to send some lube up there for
further excavating activities.
Please be certain that you are using this rather intense and
advanced Anal Dilator carefully and with caution. The anus
is a very temperamental orifice and should never be stretched beyond its
comfort level. Also, when releasing the dilation, make sure to do so
slowly and with caution. The collapsing prongs have a tendency to pinch
your sensitive tissues if you don't keep careful watch on your progress.
That being said, lots of lube and active communication will make the
most of your dilation experience.
item JT-KOK-2060:
$36.95
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Hospital
Benny Profane
Vivid Alt
Hospital is a dark, strange alt-porn feature with memorable
performances by Mandy Morbid, who appears in most of the scenes (albeit
in various guises). First she wears a dark bobbed wig, sucking and
fucking in a scene that's rather chilly and distant, and which sets an
initially dark tone. Before ten minutes are up, though, Caroline Pierce
and Sochee Mala appear as fetish nurses in a mental hospital, engaging
in some enthusiastic and far less serious strap-on play. The scenes vary
from horror-hospital weirdness to hipster domestic bliss, with Mandy
(now with a pink mohawk) fucking Zak Sabbath, Mandy and Coco Velvet
teaming up to fuck Zak, Marie McCray in a PVC dress and striped tights
sucking off Daniel, and so on. Despite all the gurneys and medical
trappings and skimpy nurse outfits, there aren't any genuine medical
fetish scenes, and in truth Hospital is essentially a darker-than-usual
alt-porn flick full of pale beautiful tattooed women having sex in
dirty, underlit rooms — not that there's anything wrong with that (and
may even be a relief for those whose tastes don't quite fall to the
extremes). The performances feel genuine, if at times a bit bleak, and
there's no denying the film's style. If you like your alt-porn with a
streak of grimy darkness, check into the Hospital. (2008,
109 min.)
Cast: Mandy Morbid, Marie McCray, Caroline Pierce, Sochee Mala, Coco Velvett, Zak Sabbath, Daniel
item JV-VIV-1642-DVD, dvd format:
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Egg Weight Vaginal Exercisers
If some of the other PC exercisers out there are way too heavy for you
to start with, the Egg Weight Vaginal Exercisers may be
just the thing to get your Kegel exercise regime started! Designed to
help you gradually strengthen your pelvic floor muscles over time (the
included instructions say it'll take about 1-2 months), these
color-coded weights work progressively: start with inserting the
lightest weight and trying to hold it in for 15 minutes. If that's too
easy, go on to the next weight in the set (or, you know, try holding it
while climbing stairs). The weight of the eggs are 25g, 40g, 55g, 70g,
85g, and 95g and they come with detailed instructions. We will say that
we thought that even the heaviest of these weights is still
very light, so we only recommend these for folks who have very
weak pelvic floor muscles and are in need of of a gentle exercise regime
to help them regain strength and/ or bladder control.
item JT-SXX-2243:
$48.95
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Fetish Sex: An Erotic Guide for Couples
Blue, Violet (with stories by Thomas Roche)
Daedalus Publishing
Do you have one thing that really turns you on? Then you may very well
have what we call a fetish. In Fetish Sex author Violet
Blue delves into the world of, well, fetish sex, beginning with
questions such as "How do I know if I have a fetish or just an interest
in something?" and "Does your lover have a fetish?", moving into
suggestions on how to talk about these fetishes with your lover and
incorporating the fetish into actual sex play. The last two-thirds of
the book talk about the details: from role-playing to fetish wear to
lists of the actual fetishes themselves, these chapters are fascinating
both in their usefulness (the role-play chapter has a quiz you can fill
out so you can clearly define exactly what you're looking for
in a scene) and variety. Nearly every fetish you can think of (and we're
betting some you never have!) is discussed at least briefly, and it can
read either as a curiosity ("people really get off on that?")
or a serious turn-on ("ooh, I like pony play, but I never thought about
making an feeding trough for mine!") or both! And, speaking of serious
turn-ons, we should note that this book is peppered with very
hot short erotic stories about different fetishes, each one written by
one of our favorite kinky writers, Thomas Roche. Good resource section
at the back, too. A great book for exploring your own fetishes or even
just expanding your fantasies. (2006, 223 pp.)
item JB-DLD-1274:
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Pinwheel Pricker
Oh, it ouches so good! Looking like a cross between a pizza cutter and
porcupine, this Pinwheel Pricker (or Wartenburg neuro wheel
for those who prefer the medical lingo) is the best accessory to any
sensation-play toy chest since a feather-tickler. This stainless-steel
instrument has a 6-1/2" handle, ending with a 1-1/4" disk lined with
sharp pins. When rolled across the skin, these sharp points lightly
prick the skin in a sensation like being cut without the marks or the
pain (okay, without most of the pain). If you bare down hard on
the handle while rolling, you can break the skin, leaving rows of tiny
pinpricks on your submitting bottom (or your own bottom if you are
flexible). While some may consider pinwheels to be a fairly hard-core,
if used lightly this toy won't hurt more than scratching with
fingernails. However hard you engage, be sure to disinfect your pinwheel
between partners and be conscious of how hard you are playing.
item JT-KOK-1968:
$9.95
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If you have questions or comments, please get in touch with us.
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