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Open up and say "Ahh!" These devices, once intended solely for medical purposes, can be used to fulfill your favorite fantasies or add spice to everyday sexual encounters. Sure, some of them may look intimidating, but isn't making your pulse race just part of the fun? Of course, these are not real, certified medical instruments, but the fantasy is fun...
Hegar Flat-Ended Sounding Kit, 14 piece
Longer sounds for the more adventurous user, these Hegar Flat Ended Sounds come as a set of 14 dilators, each with a very slight curve (for more stimulation when gently spun after insertion) and flat ends. The flat surface works as a terrific contact point for electrical stimulation gear or as a grip-friendly handle as you play. The rods are insertable for nearly 6", 8" overall length, and range in diameter from 4 mm to 17 mm. Each comes stamped on the flat handles with their gauge sizes. The set comes in a lovely, velvet lined zipper case for storage.

(Please remember, use lots of lube, don't apply pressure, and only insert them as far as the base of the shaft for safety purposes!)

item XT-AWC-2128: $73.95 [Order]
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Sounding Set, 8 Piece
Also known as urethra dilators, sounding rods (often referred to as just "sounds") are metal rods of increasing thickness designed with a gentle curve to be inserted (carefully!!) into the urethral opening. While the unhampered urethra is fairly narrow, over time, many men (and some women) find it extremely pleasurable and/or desirable to widen this opening.

This particular set of sounds comes with 8, double sided rods each measuring 8" long, or 4" per side. The most narrow of the sixteen sizes measures 3mm while the thickest is an invigorating 18mm (almost 3/4"). Each rod is stamped with its thickness in millimeters and held in place by soft elastic in a beautiful case lined in red velvet. My-oh-my these are pretty! If you have been looking for a set of sounds that are high quality and beautfiful, look no further.

(Please remember, use lots of lube, don't apply pressure, and only insert them as far as the base of the shaft for safety purposes!)

item XT-KOK-1965: $47.95 [Order]
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Anal Douche
We never thought that we would see the day when an Anal Douche was so sexy it caught our eye before we even knew what it was! Designed by Colt and the men who know ass better than anyone around, this Anal Douche is the perfect cleansing tool to get you spick-spanking clean before your next anal adventure. Fill the bulb with warm water, pop on the bloopy bead attachment (which feels oh-so-nice, might we add), and you are set to go. We recommend using some lube on the insertable portion just to make everything slide a bit better. Also, the attachment is removable for easy cleansing, however, please be aware of the small tip that detaches. The mechanism is designed to release water when the tip is all the way closed to keep the attachment clean inside as well as to ensure that it does not get lost in your depths, so please keep it screwed on tightly. Those with allergies should note that this toy does contain latex.

If cleanliness is next to godliness, then we can't wait to visit the Colt guys up in heaven. And without a doubt, this Anal Douche is coming with us!

(Note: Please make sure the top is attached as firmly as possible! If the tip does come off inside you, it is small enough to come out with your next bowel movement, so do not be too concerned. However, this is quite preventable if you lock the tip on all of the way.)

item XT-CAL-2043: $15.95 [Order]
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Clyster Enema Syringe
Metal liquid syringes, referred to by those "in the know" as Clysters, were all the rage until the 19th Century when they were replaced with enema bulbs and bags for the wildly popular at-home bowel treatments. (What a shame...these are devilishly sexy.) Our Clyster Enema Syringe is an all-metal version of those of yesteryear, holding approximately 100 cc of liquid and coming with two interchangeable nozzles. These tips, one with a smooth edge and one with a slightly rounded tip, screw on to the top of the barrel. Once in place, the tip can be placed in the liquid of your choosing and the plunger pulled back to bring liquid into the barrel. Or, if you'd rather, the bottom can be unscrewed and device filled by placing a finger over the hole in the tip. While this enema syringe was designed to work best with watery fluids, using it to place liberal amounts of lube in hard to reach places is also highly encouraged.

Our testers reported that this Clyster Enema Syringe makes an excellent device for smaller treatments that rinse the lower colon without producing the bloated feeling some larger enemas may cause— an ideal accessory for a "get clean quick" rinse before or during anal play. Multiple administrations, however, might also offer a more fulfilling (or at least more filling) erotic charge. They also mentioned that handling such a sexy piece of metal made their pink parts quiver in naughty expectation; never a bad response (in our humble opinion). Do note that the plunger on this syringe may require firm pressure and can be difficult to operate with one hand.

item XT-KOK-2062: $31.95 [Order]
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Anal Dilator
If you are of the mentality that your privacy was created to be invaded, oh have we got the Anal Dilator for you! This Mathieu Speculum is wicked to behold with a three-pronged spreader to safely dilate the rectum for a view of one's deep and secret places. Squeeze-grip handles open the tri-spreading head up to 2-1/4" and a spin screw off the right side of the instrument will keep the 3-1/2" spreaders fixed at the desired amount of openness. Grab a flashlight and peek inside or take the opportunity to send some lube up there for further excavating activities.

Please be certain that you are using this rather intense and advanced Anal Dilator carefully and with caution. The anus is a very temperamental orifice and should never be stretched beyond its comfort level. Also, when releasing the dilation, make sure to do so slowly and with caution. The collapsing prongs have a tendency to pinch your sensitive tissues if you don't keep careful watch on your progress. That being said, lots of lube and active communication will make the most of your dilation experience.

item XT-KOK-2060: $36.95 [Order]
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Hospital
Benny Profane
Vivid Alt
Hospital is a dark, strange alt-porn feature with memorable performances by Mandy Morbid, who appears in most of the scenes (albeit in various guises). First she wears a dark bobbed wig, sucking and fucking in a scene that's rather chilly and distant, and which sets an initially dark tone. Before ten minutes are up, though, Caroline Pierce and Sochee Mala appear as fetish nurses in a mental hospital, engaging in some enthusiastic and far less serious strap-on play. The scenes vary from horror-hospital weirdness to hipster domestic bliss, with Mandy (now with a pink mohawk) fucking Zak Sabbath, Mandy and Coco Velvet teaming up to fuck Zak, Marie McCray in a PVC dress and striped tights sucking off Daniel, and so on. Despite all the gurneys and medical trappings and skimpy nurse outfits, there aren't any genuine medical fetish scenes, and in truth Hospital is essentially a darker-than-usual alt-porn flick full of pale beautiful tattooed women having sex in dirty, underlit rooms — not that there's anything wrong with that (and may even be a relief for those whose tastes don't quite fall to the extremes). The performances feel genuine, if at times a bit bleak, and there's no denying the film's style. If you like your alt-porn with a streak of grimy darkness, check into the Hospital. (2008, 109 min.)

Cast: Mandy Morbid, Marie McCray, Caroline Pierce, Sochee Mala, Coco Velvett, Zak Sabbath, Daniel

item XV-VIV-1642-DVD, dvd format: $27.95 [Order]
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Egg Weight Vaginal Exercisers
If some of the other PC exercisers out there are way too heavy for you to start with, the Egg Weight Vaginal Exercisers may be just the thing to get your Kegel exercise regime started! Designed to help you gradually strengthen your pelvic floor muscles over time (the included instructions say it'll take about 1-2 months), these color-coded weights work progressively: start with inserting the lightest weight and trying to hold it in for 15 minutes. If that's too easy, go on to the next weight in the set (or, you know, try holding it while climbing stairs). The weight of the eggs are 25g, 40g, 55g, 70g, 85g, and 95g and they come with detailed instructions. We will say that we thought that even the heaviest of these weights is still very light, so we only recommend these for folks who have very weak pelvic floor muscles and are in need of of a gentle exercise regime to help them regain strength and/ or bladder control.

item XT-SXX-2243: $48.95 [Order]
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Fetish Sex: An Erotic Guide for Couples
Blue, Violet (with stories by Thomas Roche)
Daedalus Publishing
Do you have one thing that really turns you on? Then you may very well have what we call a fetish. In Fetish Sex author Violet Blue delves into the world of, well, fetish sex, beginning with questions such as "How do I know if I have a fetish or just an interest in something?" and "Does your lover have a fetish?", moving into suggestions on how to talk about these fetishes with your lover and incorporating the fetish into actual sex play. The last two-thirds of the book talk about the details: from role-playing to fetish wear to lists of the actual fetishes themselves, these chapters are fascinating both in their usefulness (the role-play chapter has a quiz you can fill out so you can clearly define exactly what you're looking for in a scene) and variety. Nearly every fetish you can think of (and we're betting some you never have!) is discussed at least briefly, and it can read either as a curiosity ("people really get off on that?") or a serious turn-on ("ooh, I like pony play, but I never thought about making an feeding trough for mine!") or both! And, speaking of serious turn-ons, we should note that this book is peppered with very hot short erotic stories about different fetishes, each one written by one of our favorite kinky writers, Thomas Roche. Good resource section at the back, too. A great book for exploring your own fetishes or even just expanding your fantasies. (2006, 223 pp.)

item XB-DLD-1274: $18.00 [Order]
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Pinwheel Pricker
Oh, it ouches so good! Looking like a cross between a pizza cutter and porcupine, this Pinwheel Pricker (or Wartenburg neuro wheel for those who prefer the medical lingo) is the best accessory to any sensation-play toy chest since a feather-tickler. This stainless-steel instrument has a 6-1/2" handle, ending with a 1-1/4" disk lined with sharp pins. When rolled across the skin, these sharp points lightly prick the skin in a sensation like being cut without the marks or the pain (okay, without most of the pain). If you bare down hard on the handle while rolling, you can break the skin, leaving rows of tiny pinpricks on your submitting bottom (or your own bottom if you are flexible). While some may consider pinwheels to be a fairly hard-core, if used lightly this toy won't hurt more than scratching with fingernails. However hard you engage, be sure to disinfect your pinwheel between partners and be conscious of how hard you are playing.

item XT-KOK-1968: $9.95 [Order]
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