There are no keyholes, buttons or levers on The Original ToiBocks, so those you are hiding your goodies from will not twig to the fact that there is, indeed, a secret way to get inside. Heck, if they're bad at spatial relationships, they might not even notice that there's a hidden compartment at all! The key is so stealthy it can hide in plain sight. We're not going to go into more specifics than that, to help keep your secret hiding place well and truly secret, but rest assured that every ToiBocks comes with easy-to-follow instructions. It opens easily in mere moments.

The box itself comes in a dark cherry wood lined in a red felt. The construction is top-notch and the whole product is very high-end and handsome. The exterior of The Original ToiBocks measures 11" x 7-1/4" (the top), 6" tall and 7-1/8" deep and is ideal for the bedroom nightstand. After cooing over the demo model, a third of the Blowfishies immediately placed an order for one, even though we didn't have stock in at the time. Exquisite, discreet and clever as can be, The Original ToiBocks is one elegant way to keep your secrets, well, secret!

Toys not included.

item WA-TOB-1063-DC, dark cherry: $99.95
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If you're feeling generous, this beauty makes a great gift with its iridescent white display box lined with satin. Classy and very high end. 4-3/4 inches long, 1-3/8 inch diameter at the widest point, with a 1-1/2 inch wide base.

Note: This toy is heavy, but we warn against being very active during anal play because the base isn't wide enough to act as a truly effective flange and keep it from slipping completely inside.

item WT-LUX-2292: $94.95
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item WT-FUF-2255-BK, black: $99.95
item WT-FUF-2255-PR, violet: $99.95
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The MyStim Butt-Plug comes in either Small (a smidge over 1-1/2" by 3-1/4") or Large (approximately 2" x 3-3/4").

Please note that this attachment plugs directly into your MyStim Digital Power Box without necessitating the grey leads included with your power box.

Please also note: The MyStim attachments will only work with the MyStim Digital Power Box which is sold separately. We repeat, the power source is not included with the purchase of an attachment.

(New as of March 2, 2010)

item WT-MSM-2370-S, small: $104.95
item WT-MSM-2370-L, large: $116.95
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The MyStim Digital Power Box is ready for use when you open the lovely storage suitcase, after you unscrew the back and put the 9 volt battery (included) in, that is. The set comes with the box, battery, two sets of lead wires, and four sticky pads (white, but pictured from the bottom so they appear black) that can attach to any part of your external body (below the heart and not on the clitoris, though). Each set of two pads can be controlled individually via the dual channel controls on the box. This means one person can play with two different sets of pads or two different attachments (sold separately) at the same time and have them operating at different levels. It also means that two different people can play with one box at the same time. Please note that the channels cannot be linked thus all of the pads and attachments for the MyStim line are bipolar and emit their own impulses.

The box itself is wonderfully simple to use. Pink spin dials on the top of the box act as the on/off switches and also the intensity control (how hard the sensation feels). Six pink buttons on the front control the way the sensation feels and how long you feel it for. Using these buttons, and the immensely helpful instructional manual, this box can move create sensations that pulse and escalate, some that buzz or throb, some fast and some slow. There are six pre-set programs to choose from if you'd rather not fiddle and each channel displays its settings on the LED screen simultaneously. You're also able to fix the settings so muscle contractions occur creating a ghostly, spectacular sensation that many people find compelling, especially when felt internally while using attachments.

E-stim play should never be painful (unless you want it to be, of course) and the MyStim Digital Power Box is a wonderful way of becoming acquainted with electrical stimulation as pleasure. And please, the set is so adorable, its hard to put it away when we are finished playing! It even has a belt clip on the back of the box like a beeper (do people still own beepers?) so you don't have to busy your hands with holding it. Even if you aren't really planning on wearing pants while you play, we think it was very thoughtful of the designer.

Please note that the MyStim line utilizes a funky-cool 2.0mm plug that is not compatible with other systems of e-stim we've seen in the US.

item WT-MSM-2174: $199.95
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We found this to be a great warm-up toy, and also the e-stim answer to the insertable bullet vibe (though this one is bigger, doesn't vibrate and sends tingly electrical current through your vaginal walls). Something about the way the cord trails out when it is fully inserted has lead more than one BDSM couple to use this as a training tool. Great for solo play as well.

Do be careful upon removal not to yank too hard on the cord. We recommend turning the unit off and using your kegel muscles as much as possible to push the egg towards the entrance.

Yes, we know that some of you are looking at this and thinking "ooh, wanna put it in my butt!" and while we sympathize, please note that there is no flange, so to remove it you would have to yank somewhat hard on the electrical cord, which can cause all sorts of problems. So, alas, we do not recommend using it anally.

Made of lovely polished aluminum. The large measures 1-9/16" (or 1/16" over 1-1/2") wide at the widest point (which, except for the rounded ends, is all of it) and about 2-3/4" long.

Please note that this attachment plugs directly into your MyStim Digital Power Box without necessitating the grey leads included with your power box.

Please also note: The MyStim attachments will only work with the MyStim Digital Power Box which is sold separately. We repeat, the power source is not included with the purchase of an attachment.

item WT-MSM-2368-L, large: $89.95
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Please note that this attachment plugs directly into your MyStim Digital Power Box without necessitating the grey leads included with your power box.

Please also note: The MyStim attachments will only work with the MyStim Digital Power Box which is sold separately. We repeat, the power source is not included with the purchase of an attachment.

(New as of March 2, 2010)

item WT-MSM-2539: $161.95
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The swells of the ovals make contact with each pole easy, and the elongated nature of these bloops means that you get more surface contact with the toy. More surface contact means increased sensation from the current flowing through your body. Flex the muscles surrounding the toy to increase or decrease contact with the current, adding a new level of sensation to this already stimulating toy.

Made of polished aluminum, the Oval Dildo is a gorgeous piece, and weighing in at 0.52 lbs., it's just heavy enough to add a nice weight inside the body without risking losing a toe should you drop it (though it'll probably still hurt a bit if you drop it on your foot, so don't do that).

Please note that this attachment plugs directly into your MyStim Digital Power Box without necessitating the grey leads included with your power box.

Please also note: The MyStim attachments will only work with the MyStim Digital Power Box which is sold separately. We repeat, the power source is not included with the purchase of an attachment.

item WT-MSM-2369: $118.95
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Please Note: To use Electrosex attachments you must have a power source. They will work with the Digital Electrosex Power Box, or, if you use a MyStim Power Adaptor Converter Plug with a MyStim Digital Power Box. Speaking of attachments, the Digital Electrosex Power Box, MyStim Power Adaptor Converter Plug, and the MyStim Digital Power Box are sold separately from this attachment. We repeat, the power source is not included.

item WT-RIM-2251: $162.95
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The gentleman who makes these plugs for us takes deep purple, magenta, pink, and white glass, swirls them all together, and hand blows these unusually shaped, solid glass pieces. The head begins with a gentle taper for smooth, easy entry before narrowing down to a significant stem. The berry-shaped head is set at a slight upwards curve to better rest along the prostate (should the user have one). Serving double duty, the base flange can be used as a spiffy ball handle or as a bulbous G-spotter if one were inclined to use it vaginally. We made sure to have some of these made in larger sizes for those of you who have been disappointed by the lack of selection out there for big plugs. We have never seen anything quite like these brilliantly colored Strawberry Plugs and are absolutely thrilled to have them in our collection!

Note: While some of these pieces have color that extends from the tip of the nose to the bottom of the base (as pictured in the large), others have the color encased in a layer of clear glass (as pictured in the medium). Because these plugs are all hand made, they tend to differ slightly in the color pattern and overall dimensions (and yes, the amount of clear tip as well). Please expect that your piece will look very similar to these but the dimensions given are approximate, although every effort has been made to keep the head diameter within 1/4" (give or take) from what is listed. We can't accept returns based on size variations for these items. Also, these plugs are made from "soft glass" (soft in that it begins its life as molten glass in a furnace at 2100 degrees Fahrenheit and not in bar form, but the glass is very sturdy and strong), not Pyrex. Do not move them from extreme heat to extreme cold as they could fracture.

The Small plug is roughly 1-1/2" at the head, 4-1/2" long, 0.7 lbs.

The Medium plug is roughly 2" at the head, 5-1/2" long, 1.2 lbs.

The Large plug is roughly 2-1/2" at the head, 7-1/2" long, 2.2 lbs.

Please note: Due to the handcrafted way these toys are manufactured, the stems will vary from 3/4" to 1-1/4" in diameter. The sizes and weights are approximate, sizes may vary by as much as 1/2", and the head diamaters by as much as 1/4".

item WT-HPG-2145-M, medium: $136.95
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Please shop carefully. We do not accept satisfaction returns on this item. Please see our ordering information page for our complete returns policy.

item WT-PHX-2406: $199.95
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But the considerable size isn't the only notable thing about the shaft of this toy. It also lights up inside with rainbow flashes of color — blue, green, red, etc. The packaging says it looks like a thunder storm when in use, but we couldn't help but think the pretty pretty lights looked rather holiday-festive, rather than thunderstorm-scary. The visual stimulation — especially when used in a dim room — adds to the overall excitement of this impressive toy.

The little vibrating tickler is also bigger than you usually see in this sort of toy, which makes for greater surface coverage on your clit and mons. Overall, one of the most intense toys we've tested — definitely not a beginner toy! Make sure you want that much girth before you buy, as this baby is not returnable as a satisfaction return. Uses three AA batteries (not included, but we do sell them). The Thundercloud will put you on cloud nine... and ten, eleven and twelve, to boot!

item WT-VBX-2428: $137.95
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The We Vibe II is a flexible curve of silicone, with a vibrator at either end. You turn it on by pushing a little button on the We Vibe II's nose. It has nine modes: low, throb, ascending, wave, pulse, tease and cha-cha. Once this rechargeable vibrator is charged up and ready to go (you'll want to charge it overnight for the initial charge) it runs for up to 2 hours. (Press the button for two seconds to turn it off; it also has an automatic shut-off feature.) Insert the flatter side (the side without the charge hole/ switch) into your vagina and let the other end nuzzle up against your clitoris...; the vibe is surprisingly comfortable thanks to the flexible connection between the two ends. Then, and we're not kidding here, go ahead and fuck. Yes, with it inside. The vibrations concentrate sensation on your G-spot and clit simultaneously, and the pressure of the cock thrusting inside you will drive the extra thickness against your G-spot (not to mention rub against your clit) for even stronger stimulation. The result is sex with your key parts fully engaged, rubbed, stimulated, vibrated and loved. Women who have trouble orgasming should definitely give this a try, but even our testers who come easily sang the praises of this clever little toy. The only folks who might have some trouble are folks who find things are a bit tight for them during regular sex (the We Vibe is small, but it definitely makes things a bit tighter, which is a plus for some of us!) or folks who find friction a problem (though that is easily solved for many with the addition of a water-based lube).

It's touted as solo toy as well, but the vibrations by themselves are rather mild/ medium, and our testers thought that it was the added pressure from penetration that really gave the We Vibe its edge. If you use it with a dildo, use lots of lube to help combat the friction from the two silicone toys.

We will note that not everyone is going to have it hit their bits just right, due to differences in anatomy; our testers all loved it, but some might have to make a choice between having it rub the G-spot or the clit, if it won't reach both at once. Measures 1-1/4" wide, 2-1/2" long at the insertable end, and 1-1/8" wide at the other. Rechargeable and comes with charger, instructions, and a pretty case. We We Vibe; maybe you should, too!

Please shop carefully. We do not accept satisfaction

returns on this item. Please see our ordering information page for our

complete returns policy.

item WT-VBX-2427: $126.95
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The curl on the end is perfect for hooking two fingers through while your thumb easily operates the controls on the handle (which are illuminated once it's turned on, which is especially nice for those of you who like to play in the dark). The four vibration speeds range from very mild to fast and tingly. The noise level is incredibly low; our tester barely heard it at arm's length away, and she didn't hear anything when it was inside her pussy. After you're done with the Delight, you can leave it out in its stylish travel case, which doubles as a charger; just rest the toy inside, plug the case in an outlet and you're all set. It takes about 3 hours to charge for 90 minutes of pleasure, but it looks so discreet, you can set it next to you at work while it is charging and no one will know. Made from medical-grade silicone and thermoplastic. 7-1/2 inches long, and 1-1/4 inch diameter. Comes in black/white and pink/rose.

item WT-FUF-2277-PK, rose/pink: $119.95
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item WT-LAB-2282-PR, plum: $154.95
item WT-LAB-2282-BK, black satin: $154.95
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item WT-LAB-2259-PR, deep rose: $99.95
item WT-LAB-2259-PK, petal pink: $99.95
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item WT-LAB-2283-PR, deep rose: $122.95
item WT-LAB-2283-PK, petal pink: $122.95
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The Le Lynx is completely waterproof when a top is in place and the manufacturers encouraged us numerous times to try it out in the hot tub. This also means you can throw them in the dishwasher or in sink full of soapy water to clean them. Because titanium conducts temperature pretty well, the high speed motor tends to heat the head of this vibe up after ten or fifteen minutes. Some of us liked it, others found using this toy under water or with the lower speed heads more pleasant. At 7-1/8" long and 1-1/4" wide, it runs on three CR123A Lithium batteries (which we do not yet sell, but are told that they aren't super expensive and this toy comes with a set), and the strong vibration makes the special batteries worth it. Also, the vibe with all of its heads comes in an lockable case with faux cheetah fur and metal on the outside and is lined with plush black velvet on the inside. We love the case almost as much as the toy that comes inside. This vibe makes an incredible gift for a special someone, especially if that special someone is yourself. You are worth it.

Note: If you have trouble finding replacement batteries, try your local camera store or the photography department; CR123A Lithium batteries are a very common camera battery.

item WT-ELP-2005: $349.95
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Le Petit Ami is waterproof and comes in a special lockable case that is lined with plush black velvet on the inside. It runs on two CR123A Lithium batteries (which we do not yet sell, but are told that they aren't super expensive and one set comes with the toy), and the long-lasting vibrations make the special batteries worth it. Neat, petite and the perfect treat for your special sweetie.

Note: If you have trouble finding replacement batteries, try your local camera store or the photography department; CR123A Lithium batteries are a very common camera battery.

item WT-ELP-2248-TTN, titanium: $249.95
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The Panthere is designed for underwater use and can be sterilized by boiling or by being washed in the dishwasher. This brilliant blue model comes in a special lockable case with faux cheetah fur and metal on the outside and is lined with plush black velvet on the inside. It runs on three CR123A Lithium batteries (which we do not yet sell, but are told that they aren't super expensive and one set comes with the toy), and the strong vibration make the special batteries worth it. Nothing says happiness like a sexy, strong metal vibe between your legs and this one is destined to make someone in your life very, very happy indeed.

Note: If you have trouble finding replacement batteries, try your local camera store or the photography department; CR123A Lithium batteries are a very common camera battery.

item WT-ELP-2007: $249.95
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1-7/8" at the widest point, 3-1/2" insertable (including neck). The widest point of these plugs is measured at the head, but please note that this head is not circular but more of a strawberry shaped bulb. All toys come in an absolutely stunning black storage box lined magenta silk.

(Note: Njoy calls this the "Pure Plug 2.0," but we like our name better.)

item WT-NJY-2254: $113.95
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The Barbarella is made from high-grade silicone and comes in either a lovely shimmery-but-solid deep rose color or an unusual clear filled with small flecks of glimmery gold (not real gold, but very real-looking gold). The result of the gold is stunning, a bit like a galaxy that can be held in your palm, or in your pussy; it costs a bit more, but if you think of it as a tiny galaxy you can fuck, it's cheap! The shaft is semi-realisitic looking, a thick 1-3/4" with the suggestion of a head divot near the top, insertable about 4-1/2". The shaft also bulges out in the middle forming a hump that feels very filling and provides some serious G-spot pressure without slamming into the cervix, all good things in our book. (We should also add that the total length end to end is 7-1/2" and the base has a small label imbedded in the silicone with the manufacturer name, just so you have all of the information.)

Branching off from the main shaft is a neat appendage that can be used for a variety of fantastic uses. Our testers first tried using it as handle for partner play, thrusting in and out with wild abandon. That was very successful. They then tried flipping the toy over so the appendage pointed up and attempted to use the nubbly ridges on the side of the loop as a clit stimulator. On a whim, someone crawled out of bed and grabbed a One-Touch Bullet and pushed it into the 3/4" wide hole. While the hole is actually wider than the bullet's diameter, the silicone surface gripped the bullet quite well and made the whole toy, especially the clit stimulator part, come alive with gentle vibration. That really got the testers going!

This high-grade silicone is perfect as an anal thruster too, if you are into bigger anal toys, that is, and it can be boiled or washed in the sink for snappy sterilization. It is, to date, the most beautiful silicone toy this buyer has ever seen. And she is not just saying that to avoid the weapons of Durand Durand.

item WT-JOL-2188-RD, rose: $94.95
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Can't get off from rubbing alone? No worries, it's also a vibrator, and you can control how hard it vibes by pressing up or down. Or you can choose not to have vibrations at all. But the additional vibrations make it feel like there's a vibrating finger down your panties, which adds just enough oomph! to make this toy unlike anything you've ever experienced.

The controls are neatly laid out much like an MP3 player, but if that's not intuitive for you, the included instruction booklet is easy to follow. Comes with a display box and a carrying bag. The included charger (did we mention it's rechargeable?) comes with all the various plug outlets you could hope for, so if you need to travel, you can easily bring your SaSi with you. It's water-resistant (don't submerge it, though it's ok to splash water on it). About 5-1/4" x 2-1/4" so it fits in the hand nicely. We've never tried anything that feels like the SaSi and we mean that in a very good way. Two fins waaaay up!

item WT-TIB-2460-BK, black: $179.95
item WT-TIB-2460-PK, pink: $179.95
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If you are looking at this and thinking, "Well, great, but how do I use it?", we sympathize. A few of our favorite ideas include lying down over it to read erotica (so you can get off without getting the pages all lubey!), rubbing against it sitting cross-legged while going down on a partner, sitting in a desk chair and typing emails with it tucked in between the legs (or watching sports or porn or...), and wrapping around it lotus-style with a partner so both people get to play at the same time. While one could penetrate themselves on the tip of the cone, we find it it is better suited for rubbing against the surface; frottage is your friend! Depending on how you sit around it, you may find that it is difficult to reach the buttons on the side, so be conscious of your body placement. It takes 3 C batteries, not included, although we do sell them.

item WT-TPR-2123-PK, pink: $128.95
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The controls are fairly easy to use and well-positioned at this end, allowing you to turn the unit on or off, and to cycle either way through the nine different vibration modes (low, medium, high, pulse low, pulse medium, pulse high, saw (low to high), triangle (low to high and back down again) and strong pulse (two short strong pulses, two longer strong pulses). This sort of variety allows for enjoyable use not just by a wide range of users, but lets you ramp up easily as you become more and more aroused. Once you're fully aroused, try sliding the Womalia down and inserting about 2" if you can (this is a rather thick vibe, so don't feel bad if you can't; some of our testers couldn't get it in, either). The textured pad feels great against the G-spot, especially on the various pulse modes.

So, how strong is it? Our testers thought that it was the closest thing to the very popular Hitachi Magic Wand they've felt that wasn't plugged into the wall during use. In fact, one tester, who claims to only be able to come with a Hitachi said that the Womalia did the job for her (though it took a little bit longer). Better yet, the Womalia is insertable without the need for extra attachments.

Just under 1-3/4" wide at the insertable end, about 2-1/2" insertable, 8" long overall and comes with full color instruction booklet, two 30ml pump-bottles of lube (one water-based, one silicone-based), and charger in nice sliding cardboard box.

item WT-EMB-2481: $143.95
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But really, the focal point of this fabulous ass-toy is the vibration for which the toy is named. Located in the bottom of the shaft, a hand-crafted stainless-steel bullet vibrator sends "prostate specific" vibrations through the firm toy and into your body. We aren't sure exactly how the manufacturers stumbled across these three vibration patterns, nor how they tested them for prostate specificness, but our testers sure loved them! The packaging even suggests inserting the toy and getting it on with a partner, thrusting into them during each vibration burst. Now there's an idea we love!

The vibrating bullet and the stainless ball-bearing are both removable from the firm plastic shell for cleaning. The vibe takes one, 6V, L1325 battery (included). 3-1/2 inches insertable (4-1/4 inches if measured along the curve) by 1 inch wide (plus ripples).

item WT-P2M-2221: $144.95
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Just picking up this toy and holding it in your hand is a pleasure — it has a good weight to it, without being too heavy, and the matte surface has just the right amount of grip to it without losing smoothness that makes metal so easy to slip inside the body.

Once inside the body, the weight adds to the pleasure as it pushes down against the wall of whichever orifice you're wearing it in. The unyielding nature of metal also creates good leverage for pushing that ball-end against the G- or p-spot, too.

Finally, you can warm it up in hot tap water (or cool it down with cold tap water), and it retains the temperature for a nice long time. A truly lovely, wonderfully functional and all-around awesome addition to any bedroom, the Alumina Revolve Metal Dildo is a new favorite around the 'fishie office. Two fins up!

item WT-TNT-2465: $67.95
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item WT-NJY-1981: $299.95
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item WT-LUX-2293: $94.95
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(New as of February 16, 2010)

item WT-LAB-2546-RD, bordeaux: $116.95
item WT-LAB-2546-BL, navy blue: $116.95
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