There are no keyholes, buttons or levers on The Original ToiBocks, so those you are hiding your goodies from will not twig to the fact that there is, indeed, a secret way to get inside. Heck, if they're bad at spatial relationships, they might not even notice that there's a hidden compartment at all! The key is so stealthy it can hide in plain sight. We're not going to go into more specifics than that, to help keep your secret hiding place well and truly secret, but rest assured that every ToiBocks comes with easy-to-follow instructions. It opens easily in mere moments.

The box itself comes in a dark cherry wood lined in a red felt. The construction is top-notch and the whole product is very high-end and handsome. The exterior of The Original ToiBocks measures 11" x 7-1/4" (the top), 6" tall and 7-1/8" deep and is ideal for the bedroom nightstand. After cooing over the demo model, a third of the Blowfishies immediately placed an order for one, even though we didn't have stock in at the time. Exquisite, discreet and clever as can be, The Original ToiBocks is one elegant way to keep your secrets, well, secret!

Toys not included.

item +A-TOB-1063-DC, dark cherry: $99.95
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The vibrator slides off for recharging, which makes it easier to clean the silicone ring part separately (we don't recommend boiling or dishwasher treatment, however, since there is a hard plastic top where the vibrator slides back in and you don't want that to melt). There's a storage case/ charging case, though you have to separate the parts for it to work. Charge it for 2 hours to get a full charge; it will run for about 2 hours on a full charge, and the light will emit a red glow when your charge is getting low. It also comes with a detailed instruction booklet.

The size is a boon to those who find larger clit-stimulator cock-rings cumbersome — 1-5/8" wide and only 3/4" across the top, this vibrator doesn't force a lot of space between the wearer and whomever they're grinding against. At first glance, the ring itself appears to be only 1-1/4" wide, but that stretches easily to at least 2", making it snug-yet-comfortable fit. Guys can use this alone, too — turn it around to focus those vibrations right under the balls, or wear it just on the tip to focus vibrations right under the head while masturbating. No matter where you wear it, or with whom, the Tor is one very versatile little vibrating cock-ring!

item +T-LAB-2551-BK, black: $98.95
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If you're feeling generous, this beauty makes a great gift with its iridescent white display box lined with satin. Classy and very high end. 4-3/4 inches long, 1-3/8 inch diameter at the widest point, with a 1-1/2 inch wide base.

Note: This toy is heavy, but we warn against being very active during anal play because the base isn't wide enough to act as a truly effective flange and keep it from slipping completely inside.

item +T-LUX-2292: $94.95
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item +T-FUF-2255-BK, black: $99.95
item +T-FUF-2255-PR, violet: $99.95
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The wearer's side is about 1-3/4" wide at the widest point, and has a smaller ridge that will hit right under the G-spot for most women. The angle of this side, combined with the narrowing towards the connection at the bottom, makes it more likely to stay inside (not to mention hit the G-spot!) than straighter shafts. The connecting part is scooped out, so it cups the mons nicely, and that last swoop doubles as a clit stimulation ridge as you thrust. A lovely, very serious dildo that keeps on giving, the Share XL is an exciting new addition to this already impressive family of dildos.

item +T-FUF-2575-BK, black: $107.95
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The MyStim Butt-Plug comes in either Small (a smidge over 1-1/2" by 3-1/4") or Large (approximately 2" x 3-3/4").

Please note that this attachment plugs directly into your MyStim Digital Power Box without necessitating the grey leads included with your power box.

Please also note: The MyStim attachments will only work with the MyStim Digital Power Box which is sold separately. We repeat, the power source is not included with the purchase of an attachment.

item +T-MSM-2370-S, small: $108.95
item +T-MSM-2370-L, large: $126.95
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The MyStim Digital Power Box is ready for use when you open the lovely storage suitcase, after you unscrew the back and put the 9 volt battery (included) in, that is. The set comes with the box, battery, two sets of lead wires, and four sticky pads (white, but pictured from the bottom so they appear black) that can attach to any part of your external body (below the heart and not on the clitoris, though). Each set of two pads can be controlled individually via the dual channel controls on the box. This means one person can play with two different sets of pads or two different attachments (sold separately) at the same time and have them operating at different levels. It also means that two different people can play with one box at the same time. Please note that the channels cannot be linked thus all of the pads and attachments for the MyStim line are bipolar and emit their own impulses.

The box itself is wonderfully simple to use. Pink spin dials on the top of the box act as the on/off switches and also the intensity control (how hard the sensation feels). Six pink buttons on the front control the way the sensation feels and how long you feel it for. Using these buttons, and the immensely helpful instructional manual, this box can move create sensations that pulse and escalate, some that buzz or throb, some fast and some slow. There are six pre-set programs to choose from if you'd rather not fiddle and each channel displays its settings on the LED screen simultaneously. You're also able to fix the settings so muscle contractions occur creating a ghostly, spectacular sensation that many people find compelling, especially when felt internally while using attachments.

E-stim play should never be painful (unless you want it to be, of course) and the MyStim Digital Power Box is a wonderful way of becoming acquainted with electrical stimulation as pleasure. And please, the set is so adorable, its hard to put it away when we are finished playing! It even has a belt clip on the back of the box like a beeper (do people still own beepers?) so you don't have to busy your hands with holding it. Even if you aren't really planning on wearing pants while you play, we think it was very thoughtful of the designer.

Please note that the MyStim line utilizes a funky-cool 2.0mm plug that is not compatible with other systems of e-stim we've seen in the US.

item +T-MSM-2174: $199.95
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We found this to be a great warm-up toy, and also the e-stim answer to the insertable bullet vibe (though this one is bigger, doesn't vibrate and sends tingly electrical current through your vaginal walls). Something about the way the cord trails out when it is fully inserted has lead more than one BDSM couple to use this as a training tool. Great for solo play as well.

Do be careful upon removal not to yank too hard on the cord. We recommend turning the unit off and using your kegel muscles as much as possible to push the egg towards the entrance.

Yes, we know that some of you are looking at this and thinking "ooh, wanna put it in my butt!" and while we sympathize, please note that there is no flange, so to remove it you would have to yank somewhat hard on the electrical cord, which can cause all sorts of problems. So, alas, we do not recommend using it anally.

Made of lovely polished aluminum. The small measures approximately 1-1/5" wide at the widest point and about 2-1/8" long. The large measures 1-9/16" (or 1/16" over 1-1/2") wide at the widest point (which, except for the rounded ends, is all of it) and about 2-3/4" long.

Please note that this attachment plugs directly into your MyStim Digital Power Box without necessitating the grey leads included with your power box.

Please also note: The MyStim attachments will only work with the MyStim Digital Power Box which is sold separately. We repeat, the power source is not included with the purchase of an attachment.

item +T-MSM-2368-S, small: $88.95
item +T-MSM-2368-L, large: $118.95
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Please note that this attachment plugs directly into your MyStim Digital Power Box without necessitating the grey leads included with your power box.

Please also note: The MyStim attachments will only work with the MyStim Digital Power Box which is sold separately. We repeat, the power source is not included with the purchase of an attachment.

item +T-MSM-2539: $179.95
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The swells of the ovals make contact with each pole easy, and the elongated nature of these bloops means that you get more surface contact with the toy. More surface contact means increased sensation from the current flowing through your body. Flex the muscles surrounding the toy to increase or decrease contact with the current, adding a new level of sensation to this already stimulating toy.

Made of polished aluminum, the Oval Dildo is a gorgeous piece, and weighing in at 0.52 lbs., it's just heavy enough to add a nice weight inside the body without risking losing a toe should you drop it (though it'll probably still hurt a bit if you drop it on your foot, so don't do that).

Please note that this attachment plugs directly into your MyStim Digital Power Box without necessitating the grey leads included with your power box.

Please also note: The MyStim attachments will only work with the MyStim Digital Power Box which is sold separately. We repeat, the power source is not included with the purchase of an attachment.

item +T-MSM-2369: $118.95
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Please Note: To use Electrosex attachments you must have a power source. They will work with the Digital Electrosex Power Box, or, if you use a MyStim Power Adaptor Converter Plug with a MyStim Digital Power Box. Speaking of attachments, the Digital Electrosex Power Box, MyStim Power Adaptor Converter Plug, and the MyStim Digital Power Box are sold separately from this attachment. We repeat, the power source is not included.

Please shop carefully. We do not accept satisfaction returns on this item. Please see our ordering information page for our complete returns policy.

item +T-RIM-2309: $118.95
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Please Note: To use Electrosex attachments you must have a power source. They will work with the Digital Electrosex Power Box, or, if you use a MyStim Power Adaptor Converter Plug with a MyStim Digital Power Box. Speaking of attachments, the Digital Electrosex Power Box, MyStim Power Adaptor Converter Plug, and the MyStim Digital Power Box are sold separately from this attachment. We repeat, the power source is not included.

item +T-RIM-2251: $162.95
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The controls let you control the power level behind each of the four channels independently from each other. Each channel is bipolar. There's a digital screen that displays the power levels of each channel — there are 15 different levels and one bar equals one level. We are a little bummed that you can't program each channel for a different sensation mode — if you've got it on "massager" then it's "massager" for all four channels (though you can dial it down for the more sensitive areas while boosting it for the ones that need it a little bit rougher). The sensation modes are: Acupuncture, Massager, Short Stroke, Long Stroke and Automatic. And, for those who found the old power box a bit on the weak side, this one will go even stronger.

They made the power box even sleeker, making it black instead of silver and giving it a nice, modern look without making it too scary. The controls are reasonably intuitive, but it does come with a manual that you'll want to read to make sure you don't miss out on any of the awesome features.

One of our favorite features is the included plug-in power adaptor. You can plug this into the wall! Of course, if you like to use yours away from power outlets, it will still run on 3 AAA batteries (included). But for those who travel, it comes with a really cool travel outlet adaptor that lets you pop out the correct prongs for North American, United Kingdom or Western European outlets (by the way, you can also plug in other appliances with those sorts of prongs as well, so this is super-handy-dandy to the traveling set). It also comes with eight sticky gel pads (or four sets of two), four lead wires with plugs, one lead wire with snap connectors and two pads with snap connections. This means you can get started right away using your box (though you'll probably eventually want to buy some insertion toys, which are sold separately).

The power box and all the accessories comes in a beautiful matte black cardboard box, with "Rimba Electro Sex" printed in gold on top and  corner ribbons to keep the lid from opening more than 90 degrees.  It really does make the Digital Electrosex Power Box into a very neat little package, easy to store and super simple to wrap and give as a very stunning gift.

A note about the batteries: We won't guarantee the included batteries are any good, since we don't know how long they've been in storage. We also suggest you remove the batteries between uses to avoid accidently wasting your batteries.

item +T-RIM-2579: $179.95
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And all of this before you even turn the toy on!

Press the "+" button to turn the vibrations on. Keep pressing the "+" button to increase the vibrations (and the "-" button to make them less intense). Press the "^" button to cycle through the various vibrating modes: both vibes steady, just clit, just the G-spot, and then on to various roller coaster, throbbing, back-and-forth pulses modes. We found the variations and the erratic nature of the pulses between the two vibrators to be frankly out-of-this-world — it felt random enough that it simulated a lover's intense ministrations, making our tester gasp as it rather quickly drove her over the edge. Once you're done, you can just hold down the "-" button to turn it off, which takes a few seconds (warning: this can be almost agonizingly intense if an orgasm makes you suddenly sensitive; our testing couple was amused at this sort of sweet torture, but you might want to have your finger ready if you think it'll be too much for you).

The insertable end measures about an 1-1/2" at the widest point (though it's sort of oval, so the other direction measures about 1-1/4" wide) and is about 3-1/4" insertable (just long enough to put the vibrations directly on the G-spot); the clit is about 3/4" or 5/8" (because it, too, is also oval) and about 2-1/4" long.

item +T-LAB-2552-PR, purple: $158.95
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But the considerable size isn't the only notable thing about the shaft of this toy. It also lights up inside with rainbow flashes of color — blue, green, red, etc. The packaging says it looks like a thunder storm when in use, but we couldn't help but think the pretty pretty lights looked rather holiday-festive, rather than thunderstorm-scary. The visual stimulation — especially when used in a dim room — adds to the overall excitement of this impressive toy.

The little vibrating tickler is also bigger than you usually see in this sort of toy, which makes for greater surface coverage on your clit and mons. Overall, one of the most intense toys we've tested — definitely not a beginner toy! Make sure you want that much girth before you buy, as this baby is not returnable as a satisfaction return. Uses three AA batteries (not included, but we do sell them). The Thundercloud will put you on cloud nine... and ten, eleven and twelve, to boot!

item +T-VBX-2428: $188.95
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The We Vibe II is a flexible curve of silicone, with a vibrator at either end. You turn it on by pushing a little button on the We Vibe II's nose. It has nine modes: low, throb, ascending, wave, pulse, tease and cha-cha. Once this rechargeable vibrator is charged up and ready to go (you'll want to charge it overnight for the initial charge) it runs for up to 2 hours. (Press the button for two seconds to turn it off; it also has an automatic shut-off feature.) Insert the flatter side (the side without the charge hole/ switch) into your vagina and let the other end nuzzle up against your clitoris...; the vibe is surprisingly comfortable thanks to the flexible connection between the two ends. Then, and we're not kidding here, go ahead and fuck. Yes, with it inside. The vibrations concentrate sensation on your G-spot and clit simultaneously, and the pressure of the cock thrusting inside you will drive the extra thickness against your G-spot (not to mention rub against your clit) for even stronger stimulation. The result is sex with your key parts fully engaged, rubbed, stimulated, vibrated and loved. Women who have trouble orgasming should definitely give this a try, but even our testers who come easily sang the praises of this clever little toy. The only folks who might have some trouble are folks who find things are a bit tight for them during regular sex (the We Vibe is small, but it definitely makes things a bit tighter, which is a plus for some of us!) or folks who find friction a problem (though that is easily solved for many with the addition of a water-based lube).

It's touted as solo toy as well, but the vibrations by themselves are rather mild/ medium, and our testers thought that it was the added pressure from penetration that really gave the We Vibe its edge. If you use it with a dildo, use lots of lube to help combat the friction from the two silicone toys.

We will note that not everyone is going to have it hit their bits just right, due to differences in anatomy; our testers all loved it, but some might have to make a choice between having it rub the G-spot or the clit, if it won't reach both at once. Measures 1-1/4" wide, 2-1/2" long at the insertable end, and 1-1/8" wide at the other. Rechargeable and comes with charger, instructions, and a pretty case. We We Vibe; maybe you should, too!

item +T-VBX-2427-PR, purple: $99.95
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item +T-LAB-2282-PR, plum: $154.95
item +T-LAB-2282-BK, black satin: $154.95
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item +T-LAB-2259-PR, deep rose: $99.95
item +T-LAB-2259-PK, petal pink: $99.95
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item +T-LAB-2283-PR, deep rose: $133.95
item +T-LAB-2283-PK, petal pink: $133.95
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Of course, the Mona is more than just form, with six separate vibrator modes; scroll through by pressing the "^" button for different pulsing, roller-coastering vibrations. Every mode can be made more or less intense by increasing the speed of the vibrations with the "+" button (use the "-" button to decrease), making this a very customizable toy. We like the strong pulsating modes best because they can feel almost like a good rogering, but a light roller-coaster sensation over the clit makes for a delightful tease of a warm-up. 

The whole thing is rechargeable and comes beautifully packaged with complete instructions. 4-1/2" insertable, 1-1/2" wide at the widest point.

item +T-LAB-2553-RD, red: $125.95
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1-7/8" at the widest point, 3-1/2" insertable (including neck). The widest point of these plugs is measured at the head, but please note that this head is not circular but more of a strawberry shaped bulb. All toys come in an absolutely stunning black storage box lined magenta silk.

(Note: Njoy calls this the "Pure Plug 2.0," but we like our name better.)

item +T-NJY-2254: $113.95
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A note about the batteries: We won't guarantee the included batteries are any good, since we don't know how long they've been in storage. We also suggest you remove the batteries between uses to avoid accidently wasting your batteries.

item +T-INQ-2594-AG, silver: $99.95
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Comes in pink or black (not shown).

item +T-LAB-2651-PK, pink: $107.95
item +T-LAB-2651-BK, black: $107.95
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If you are looking at this and thinking, "Well, great, but how do I use it?", we sympathize. A few of our favorite ideas include lying down over it to read erotica (so you can get off without getting the pages all lubey!), rubbing against it sitting cross-legged while going down on a partner, sitting in a desk chair and typing emails with it tucked in between the legs (or watching sports or porn or...), and wrapping around it lotus-style with a partner so both people get to play at the same time. While one could penetrate themselves on the tip of the cone, we find it it is better suited for rubbing against the surface; frottage is your friend! Depending on how you sit around it, you may find that it is difficult to reach the buttons on the side, so be conscious of your body placement. It takes 3 C batteries, not included, although we do sell them.

Note: The Cone is now available in Black only.

item +T-TPR-2123-BK, black: $128.95
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But really, the focal point of this fabulous ass-toy is the vibration for which the toy is named. Located in the bottom of the shaft, a hand-crafted stainless-steel bullet vibrator sends "prostate specific" vibrations through the firm toy and into your body. We aren't sure exactly how the manufacturers stumbled across these three vibration patterns, nor how they tested them for prostate specificness, but our testers sure loved them! The packaging even suggests inserting the toy and getting it on with a partner, thrusting into them during each vibration burst. Now there's an idea we love!

The vibrating bullet and the stainless ball-bearing are both removable from the firm plastic shell for cleaning. The vibe takes one, 6V, L1325 battery (included). 3-1/2 inches insertable (4-1/4 inches if measured along the curve) by 1 inch wide (plus ripples).

item +T-P2M-2221: $144.95
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Just picking up this toy and holding it in your hand is a pleasure — it has a good weight to it, without being too heavy, and the matte surface has just the right amount of grip to it without losing smoothness that makes metal so easy to slip inside the body.

Once inside the body, the weight adds to the pleasure as it pushes down against the wall of whichever orifice you're wearing it in. The unyielding nature of metal also creates good leverage for pushing that ball-end against the G- or p-spot, too.

Finally, you can warm it up in hot tap water (or cool it down with cold tap water), and it retains the temperature for a nice long time. A truly lovely, wonderfully functional and all-around awesome addition to any bedroom, the Alumina Revolve Metal Dildo is a new favorite around the 'fishie office. Two fins up!

item +T-TNT-2465: $103.95
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Note: The bloops may resemble anal beads, but please do not use this toy anally; there is no flange.

Please shop carefully. We do not accept satisfaction returns on this item. Please see our ordering information page for our complete returns policy.

Assorted colors. Our apologies, but due to supply issues we can't let you choose.

item +T-NBE-2272: $138.95
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item +T-NJY-1981: $299.95
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item +T-LUX-2293: $94.95
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item +T-LAB-2546-BL, navy blue: $128.95
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