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These harnesses wear like a pair of briefs or a jock-strap; two straps emerge from the waist and tighten across the sides of the butt for added stability and comfort. A wonderful accessory for any dildo, a good harness can be a girl's (and boy's!) best friend. See our Buying Guide on Choosing a Harness if you need help deciding which harness is right for you.
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Bend Over Beginner Harness Kit
This kit comes with almost everything you'll need to get you started in strap-on sex. Just add some lube and you're ready to go. The Bend Over Beginner Harness Kit is marketed specifically for girls who want to give it to their guys, but we don't see any reason why it can't be used by a wider variety of people. We think it's a worthy (and inexpensive) way to find out if you like harness sex; ultimately you might want to upgrade to a different harness and other dildos, but we've also got lots of customers who use this kit regularly and find it is just right for their needs.

Purple velvet is used for the harness base, which is both soft and slightly padded for your comfort. The nylon webbing straps are adjustable, accommodating up to 50" hips. It comes with a 1-1/2" O-ring that can be replaced if you wish to use the harness with larger dildos. And the clever designers of this harness included a small pocket at the top of the base into which you can slip a Micro-Mini Vibrator (included, with batteries, and pictured in the center of the lower photo; do note we won't guarantee the batteries will be any good, since we don't know how long they've been in storage). See the Micro-Mini Vibrator description under Outie Vibrators for more details on this toy. (In case you're wondering, yes, this is the same harness that's sold separately as the Vibrating Velvet Harness although the Vibrating Velvet Harness comes with two extra O-rings that are not included in this kit.)

The Bend Over Beginner Harness Kit comes with two basic silicone dildos; the Small Silk (4-1/4" insertable length and 13/16" wide; pictured in harness above and on the right in the lower photo) and the Medium Silk (5-1/4" insertable length and 1-3/16" wide; pictured left in the lower photo), both in a shimmering light blue/purple (called Purple Haze) that complements the purple velvet of the harness beautifully. They are both smooth for easy sliding and slightly curved, allowing for gentle prostate or G-spot stimulation.

item MT-TNT-1572: $70.95 [Order]
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Black Vinyl Waterproof Two-Strap Harness
The Black Vinyl Waterproof Two-Strap Harness, as you can probably guess, is made of shiny black vinyl inside and out, which looks like patent leather, but is much easier to clean and it's waterproof too, so if you like your strap-on sex in the shower or other wet circumstances, this harness can handle the conditions. The dildo hole is 1-3/4", and it comes with three different sized O-rings (1-1/2", 1-3/4", and 2"), so if you want to use a narrower dildo it won't flop about and if you have a > 1-3/4" < 2" dildo that won't fit through the hole you can wear it outside the hole as long as the base will fit behind the O-ring (there's about 2-5/8" to work with). There are metal buckles to close the straps at the hips. The leg straps are adjustable too -- you can slide the straps along the back strap for perfect positioning and metal buckles allow you to loosen or snug the leg straps to fit around you just right. Dildo not included.

item MT-ASL-1238-R, regular (26"-38" hips): $85.95 [Order]
item MT-ASL-1238-L, large (36"-56" hips): $85.95 [Order]
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Corsette Harness with Mini-Vibrator
The Corsette Harness is by far the prettiest harness we carry, well, maybe the Corsette Harness, Patent Leather is prettier, depending on your taste... This lovely little harness can double as a piece of lingerie because of its unique, lace-up back piece. Made of the same swirly velvet material as the front panel, the corset-like back laces up in the middle and is shaped so it points down, and, since it sits right above your bum, it turns your backside into a sexy little heart shape. The extra material is lightly padded and provides added stability to keep the whole harness firmly in place. This harness also now comes with a small vibrating bullet that can be placed inside a small pocket in the crotch piece to vibrate the wearer while they fuck. Of course, you are welcome to leave the small bullet out of the harness and use it elsewhere (or not at all) if you would like, but we think it is a nice addition. Comes with one 1-1/2" removable O-ring, two black nylon webbing hip straps and two black nylon webbing leg straps all with black plastic tension-lock adjusters. Fits 29-48" hips.

There are little loops sewn on the inside of the front straps and the back piece to hold garter straps (which are not included).

item MT-SSI-1642-BK, black: $63.95 [Order]
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Double Decker D.P. Leather Harness
Double-penetration (a.k.a. "D.P.") is a staple in the world of porn, but so few of us can manage to arrange such an experience in real life. The Double Decker D.P. Leather Harness allows you to experience the joys of being full-up without needing to add a third person to your bedroom chemistry. Made with two removable metal O-rings in the front, you can put the man in your life through the bottom ring and your favorite dildo in the top. Women can also use this harness with two dildos, or guys could use it as a cock-ring harness, or it can be used with only one dildo as a regular ol' harness... the possibilities are nearly endless! Because the O-rings are removable, you can swap out the included 1-1/2" and 1-3/4" metal O-rings with sizes and materials that better suit you (not included, but our Rubber Cock-Ring Set can provide you with alternate sizes in a comfy rubber option). In a firm-yet-flexible latigo leather, this is the slightly more durable, hardcore version of our popular Ménage à Trois for Two Harness. Fits hips up to 52.

Note: If you would like to see how this harness looks with dildos in it, please check out the photograph of our Ménage à Trois for Two Harness. The Double Decker does not come with any dildos.

(New as of June 17, 2008)

item MT-KOK-2413: $49.95 [Order]
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Driver Leather Harness
If you're tired of complicated harnesses slowing you up when you're getting down to business, but still want to be able to get a snug fit for maximum control, you might want to try the Driver Leather Harness. This two-strap harness is adjusted by D-rings along the straps, which means you can just step in, pull it up like a pair of panties, pull on the straps to snug up the fit, and you're ready to go. When strapped on, the garment leather fits very comfortably against the skin. The two legs straps can be adjusted along the back of the hip strap, making it wearable for men (for double penetration or what-have-you), or you can push them together and make this into a G-string harness for her. And the 2" O-ring snaps out, so you can replace it with a smaller ring to accommodate dildos with smaller bases.

The Regular size fits 26 - 38 inches hips, while the Large fits 36 - 60 inches hips. Dildo not included.

item MT-ASL-2288-R, regular: $71.95 [Order]
item MT-ASL-2288-L, large: $71.95 [Order]
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Hipster Harness
This groovy two-strap harness is made out of a supple garment leather that molds smoothly to your body and feels really sexy against your skin. Unlike almost every other harness we carry, the Hipster Harness does not use an O-ring to hold the dildo on; there is only a simple 1-7/8" wide hole (reinforced with top-stitching) through which you insert your dildo; the leather of the crotch piece holds the base of the dildo against you. Because of this, this harness is only really recommended for dildos from 1-1/2" to about 2" wide (provided they have a wider base, of course). We almost didn't bring this harness in because of this, but we just loved the garment leather and awesome fit of it too much to pass up. It fastens securely with buckles low around the hips, putting your dildo right where a real dick would be; the leg straps are adjusted by D-rings and can be moved by sliding them along the back of the hip strap. Fits hips 28" to 44". Dildo not included.

item MT-KOK-2107: $79.95 [Order]
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Jacques Comfort Cloth Jock-Style Harness
The folks who make this Jacques Comfort Cloth Jock-Style Harness know a thing or two about strap-on sex. It's obvious from the moment the Jacques slips from its packaging that it was designed to make harness sex feel as second nature and as hot as possible.

Made entirely from vegan materials (mostly silky soft polyester and spandex), the Jacques (or "Joque" as the manufacturer calls it) can be used by just about anyone, regardless of gender or body type. The crotch piece is soft and malleable, made from materials comfier than any lingerie we've ever felt, and it has two nifty properties. First off, the O-ring fixed into the fabric stretches from 1-1/2" to 2" so dildos approximately 1-1/4" through 2" thick (with a flat base) should work with this set-up. Additionally, the fabric that sits between the wearer's body and the dildo base is sewn in such a way that it can be pulled out of the way (think: similar to the crotch hole in men's briefs) and allow a double dildo through! We found this harness worked really well with both the Feeldoe as well as the Nexus double dildos we sell. Fabulous!

But the good doesn't stop there. If you've played with harnesses before you've probably had to deal with the flapping ends of adjustable straps hanging willy nilly from your hips and butt. The Jacques solves the flappy-strap problem ingeniously, using bra-strap-like sliders on the leg adjusters and a strong fold-over Velcro waist band that keeps the belt perfectly adjusted for the hips of the wearer. Fine-tune tighteners on the sides of the hips keep the harness snug to the body, requiring no shimmying around or in-the-dark fumbling to get all of the parts on just right. Just step in, fold it to the right size, and you are set to go! You could also drop a small vibrating bullet into the crotch piece (since the double-sidedness forms a pocket of sorts) if you wanted to make things vibrate a little, or you could use this as a lovely way to hold up a soft pack under your clothes.

Our testers said this was the most comfortable harness they've ever worn, high praise from our crew who've tried just about everything on the market. A few technical notes: wash before use (if you can wait that long) to set the dye in the fabric, machine washable (secure the Velcro first) on delicate cycle, do not use with oil-based lube, made in the USA. We sell the Jacques in two sizes and two colors. Size A fits waists 20"-50" inches where Size B fits waists 35"-65". Both harnesses have a black waistband and black leg straps, but the Black version has a black crotch and Red has, you guessed it, deep red one (pictured).

Available in the following:

  • black (-BK)
  • red with black straps (-RD)

item MT-SPH-2217-A, fits waists 20-50": $95.95 [Order]
item MT-SPH-2217-B, fits waists 35-65": $95.95 [Order]
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Low Rider
This Low Rider is one beautiful and wonderfully functional harness. Made of quality garment leather that will soften even more and conform to your body for years and years of comfortable use, it features flat metal buckles on the hip straps which can be worn straight across the hips, bikini-style, if that's what you like, or they can fit up over the hip bones which our tester finds the most comfortable harness style. There are two leg straps, each with D-rings for making the proper length adjustment, which can slide along the back strap to provide just the right placement. With all of this adjustability, it fits a fairly wide range of hip shapes (26"-42") nicely. The body of the harness is designed to put the opening (and therefore the dildo) extra low without you having to fiddle around and hitch it down into place like you can with some other harnesses, making it work even better with our double-ended silicone dildos and providing clit-bumping stimulation when using regular dildos.

The hole is 1-5/8" and it comes with a 1-3/4" ring which can be replaced with larger or smaller rings (not included but we do sell them) to fit your different dildo sizes.

item MT-ASL-1866-WOR, with o-ring: $87.95 [Order]
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Vibrating Velvet Harness
Our testing couple found this harness both comfortable and sexy. The backing is made from a soft, slightly padded velvet-like material. And if that weren't enough, tucked into a pocket in the top of the harness backing is a wireless Micro-Mini Vibrator (included, with batteries; do note we won't guarantee the batteries will be any good, since we don't know how long they've been in storage). See the Micro-Mini Vibrator description under Outie Vibrators for more details on this toy. Our testing couple both enjoyed the little added zing they got from the vibrations. The flexible nylon webbing straps of the Vibrating Velvet Harness adjust to fit up to 50" hips. The O-ring can be swapped out for a different size (it comes with 1-1/2", 1-3/4", and 2" rings). And cleaning is easy since the whole thing is hand-washable; just don't forget to take the vibrator out of the pouch before you toss the harness into the sink to soak!

The Black and Purple Vibrating Velvet Harness are pictured to the left, dildo not included.

item MT-SSI-1583-BK, black: $44.95 [Order]
item MT-SSI-1583-PR, purple: $44.95 [Order]
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