While the manufacturer refers to the head portion as an "Orgasmic Clitoral Encaser," we think it makes an eye-rolling G-spot vibe as well. All of the high-frequency vibrations are concentrated at the tip thus, if slipped inside, one can focus all of Clit Exciter's excitement internally. The head even angles up to give the G-spot all sorts of extra lovin'. It makes a great couple's toy, too, as it is slim enough to easily work its way between tightly pressed bodies. We should note that the spin-dial intensity controller at the bottom is very small and little bit tricky to turn (even trickier to turn while standing on one foot, wet, in the shower). We found a washcloth instrumental in turning it off when we were done playing "who dropped the soap this time!?". The toy is translucent pink plastic with silver sparkles and measures a very slim 1-1/8" at the head, 3/4" shaft, and a 6-1/2" long. Very quiet, too! Takes two AAA batteries (not included, but we do sell them).

item >T-CAL-2165: $14.95
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This dual-vibe, one slim arm for the pussy and one slim arm for the ass, branches off from a single handle with an intensity-control dial base. We love that filling two orifices at once leaves another hand free for getting into even more mischief! The material is a firm purple jelly with silver sparkles on the shaft (pretty) and colored heads on top of the shafts (a little odd, but we got used to it). The vaginal side of the Double-Headed Stinger is 4" long and has three bloops measuring 1-1/8" at the widest point and 3/4" between them. The anal portion curves up towards the belly button for easier entry and is 3-1/4" long x 1" at the widest point. We tried flipping the toy over so the bumpy shaft was used anally, but had limited success. But when the smooth shaft was used in the behind, we found the proportions right-on for feeling quite filled in both sensitive places at once. With a little extra lube, we also had a great time playing with short thrusting motions, sending shivers of pleasure through our tester. Requires two AA batteries (not included, but we do sell them).

Available with either Blue Tips (shown) or Red Tips.

item >T-NSW-2088-BL, blue tips: $19.95
item >T-NSW-2088-RD, red tips: $19.95
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This purple jelly Dreamboat is shaped a bit like a thumb in a rowboat, the thumb portion measuring 1-1/2" at the widest point and 2-1/2" long. And, it's made of 100% elastomer, a phthalate-free, latex-free material. When used vaginally, the insertable bulb positions one end of the "rowboat" right up against the perineum for some stern (as in "opposed to bow", not as in "firm discipline", though that's fun too) side tickling and the front of the boat (aka the bow) comes just shy of hitting the clitoris on most women. If you want to stick this toy up your butt, we recommend using a condom over the bulb as the jelly material is porous and not easy to clean. The vibrations are extremely quiet and the controls on the base have three settings: on (a constant medium-high buzz), off, or "at the mercy of the remote-control" (which is matchbook-sized with key-chain hook). The remote control has three increasing speeds of vibration, then goes into a series of pulsation patterns. Note that the controller actually doesn't have any way to know what speed or pattern the vibe is on, so this is an extra-sneaky little vibe.

When it comes right down to it, the only disappointing aspect of the Dreamboat's performance is that it struggles to vibrate effectively from a distance when inserted. The human body, being mostly water, blocks most electrical frequencies put out by remote devices. While the Dreamboat does work remotely at short range when inserted into the body, ducking around a corner or moving too far away from the controller will halt the vibrations. It makes a terrific "outie vibe" for hand held pleasure whether being controlled by a lover watching TV across the house, under the dinner table at a fancy restaurant, or manipulated with your own hands. No, it isn't perfect, but it is still way-fun. We are thrilled such large strides are being made in technology with the advent of this affordable and innovative remote device.

The remote runs on a 3 volt battery (included) and the vibe itself runs on two AAA batteries (not included, but we do sell them).

A note about the batteries: We won't guarantee the included batteries are any good, since we don't know how long they've been in storage. We also suggest you remove the batteries between uses to avoid accidently wasting your batteries.

item >T-VBX-2076: $90.95
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When you're ready to experience the vibrations, turn on the vibrator with the middle button. The buttons on either side take you through 5 levels of vibrations ranging from very gentle to medium-hard. The long, sleek, hard-plastic vibrator is insertable, and measures 7" insertable x 1-3/8" wide.

We should note here that the exciting part about this toy is that it runs on hand-cranked energy. The vibrations and the toy itself are reminiscent of a less-expensive, battery-operated, hard-plastic vibrator. Now, we love us some hard plastic battery-operated vibrations, but the fancy part here is that you won't be wasting money on batteries or hurting the earth with this one.

No batteries required, and according to the manufacturer, you will never have to replace the battery within. The packaging and vibrator plastic and parts are all able to be recycled, so should you ever tire of the Earth Angel be sure not to just throw it away. We're thrilled to be able to offer a toy that will never require you to toss out a spent battery. If your charge is running low, an indicator light will let you know you might want to charge 'er up before having another go. An amazing gift for your environmentally conscious friends or your steampunk cosplay ladies' social, the Earth Angel is an innovative toy that is gentle on the earth and so very, very good to you.

item >T-ETA-2548-WH, white: $89.95
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item >T-LAB-2282-PR, plum: $154.95
item >T-LAB-2282-BK, black satin: $154.95
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item >T-GTR-1091: $15.95
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item >T-LAB-2259-PR, deep rose: $99.95
item >T-LAB-2259-PK, petal pink: $99.95
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Rechargeable, and comes in a nice black box with a charger, instruction manual and nice silky travel bag. (Note: the charger plugs in through the dimple in the silicone at the base; there is no "silicone plug" that you need to pull out, no matter what the instruction manual says.) About 5-3/4" insertable, 8-1/2" overall (measuring straight down, not along the curve), the tip is an oval, so it's about 1-1/2" one way, 1-1/8" the other.

item >T-LAB-2650-BK, black: $143.95
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The Intensity is 8" long from the tip of its flame-red silicone head to the orange base of the controller. The top 6" of this vibe is ribbed for added stimulation, gradually widening from the 1-1/4" head to 1-3/4" near the base. Uniquely configured, the controls of this toy also function as the docking mechanism that attach the dildo to its base for charging. A small "joystick" protrusion acts both as the power link to the base as well as the intensity controller. Simply push the little red button (looking rather like a little clitoris, if we do say so ourselves) to turn the vibrations on or off. Once on, the joystick can then be lightly pressed downwards to increase the vibrations or upwards to decrease them. This may seem upside-down until you play with it. With Intensity inserted, the handle points away from the body so pressing the joystick "up" acts to increase the sensation. We love that someone really put some thought into how these controls work! Also, once the intensity is at the highest of its nine vibration levels, if the joystick is held for a few seconds as if trying to make it go even higher, the vibe will begin cycling through vibrations that pulse and escalate. Also, the vibrations are virtually silent making this the perfect toy for mobility and discretion! Ivory with Raspberry Details.

The Intensity needs to be charged fully before use which takes about 10 hours. No cheating. We recommend plugging it in and leaving it overnight so you are not tempted to turn it on when it is only half juiced up. The manufacturer suggests that you keep it charging when not in use to keep the battery functioning at maximum efficiency. However, if the vibe is charged fully at least once every three months, your Intensity will retain a strong capacity. The vibe is waterproof and can be fully submerged in water for extra fun out by the pool, in the shower, or even if you just plan on rinsing it off in the sink without worrying. The colorful base has a 4-1/2 foot cord and looks pretty nifty holding the Intensity while it charges.

item >T-FUF-2040-IV, ivory with raspberry details: $139.95
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item >T-LAB-2283-PR, deep rose: $133.95
item >T-LAB-2283-PK, petal pink: $133.95
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item >T-LAB-2281-BL, navy blue: $99.95
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Of course, the Mona is more than just form, with six separate vibrator modes; scroll through by pressing the "^" button for different pulsing, roller-coastering vibrations. Every mode can be made more or less intense by increasing the speed of the vibrations with the "+" button (use the "-" button to decrease), making this a very customizable toy. We like the strong pulsating modes best because they can feel almost like a good rogering, but a light roller-coaster sensation over the clit makes for a delightful tease of a warm-up. 

The whole thing is rechargeable and comes beautifully packaged with complete instructions. 4-1/2" insertable, 1-1/2" wide at the widest point.

item >T-LAB-2553-RD, red: $125.95
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Meet the OhMiBod, the clever vibe that is iPod (or other MP3 player) compatible. Plug in your iPod (or your compact disk player, stereo, or any musical device with a headphones jack) using the included splitter, pop in your headphones, lean back, and enjoy the ride! No, we aren't kidding. This whimsical toy pulses in time with the bass beats that come from your iPod, throbbing in time with Shakira's hip-shaking drums, Snoop Dogg's rhymes, or Bocelli's dramatic crescendos. The intensity can be controlled with the volume, so at a reasonable listening level, the vibe throbs in time with the beat. But turn it up so the music is louder, not only does the shaft vibrate harder, it also picks up the pace and vibrates in longer durations than the rhythm.

We shrieked with glee when we plugged this toy in for the first time, making one another try to guess what we were listening to by the sensation of the vibrations coming through the vibe. It works pretty darn well, too! For a hard plastic vibe, this sucker is pretty intense. In fact, if you want to take a break from your musical adventures, the nice people at the OhMiBod factory included a second end-cap with a plain 'ol intensity dial so you can play with the vibrator all by itself. The shaft is insertable 5-3/4", is 1" thick, and is made of firm white plastic. The toy comes with a 5' cord to connect the toy to your musical device (no, an iPod is not included with purchase), a universal headphone connecter that allows you to hook up your headphones and the vibe to the same toy (which we found you can also use to hook up two sets of headphones to one musical device so two people can listen to the music at once-we thought that was cool), two end-caps, and a velvety pink storage pouch. Takes two AA batteries (not included).

Note: We should mention that we found the painted silver base a little bit flimsy and, if we weren't careful putting the batteries in, might have damaged the cap.

item >T-SUK-2157: $69.95
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item >T-DOC-2356-BL, blue: $21.95
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item >T-PIP-2496-ML, multi: $13.95
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However, the shaft is built for insertion, and gets to a nicely filling 1-5/8" at the widest point. The ridges get bigger and further apart as you go down the shaft — turning into ripples, really — creating more noticeable waves as you insert the toy. The tip is smooth and this smoothness extends down on three sides, making it easier to get the toy inserted while still letting you experience the ripples.

Press the button on the bottom to start the vibrations. Press again to make it go harder, again for the highest steady speed, then twice more for two different pulsations (which our tester thought simulated the sensation of a good rogering). Press and hold to turn it off again. Runs on two AA batteries (not included, but we do sell them), and comes with a handy instruction booklet.

item >T-LCR-2518-BL, sky blue: $59.95
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NOTE: Because this toy does not have a flared base, we strongly suggest that you NOT use it up the butt.

Runs on two AAA batteries (not included, but we do sell them). Seafoam Teal.

item >T-CAL-1521: $14.95
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Note: This vibrator does not have a flanged base, so it is definitely not safe for anal play.

item >T-CAL-1089-RD, red: $12.95
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Note: Although the slim design of this vibrator might seem perfect for anal use, we do not recommend that since there's no flanged base to keep it from slipping completely inside.

item >T-CAL-1494-BL, blue: $18.95
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