item PT-VBX-1940: $39.95
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While the manufacturer refers to the head portion as an "Orgasmic Clitoral Encaser," we think it makes an eye-rolling G-spot vibe as well. All of the high-frequency vibrations are concentrated at the tip thus, if slipped inside, one can focus all of Clit Exciter's excitement internally. The head even angles up to give the G-spot all sorts of extra lovin'. It makes a great couple's toy, too, as it is slim enough to easily work its way between tightly pressed bodies. We should note that the spin-dial intensity controller at the bottom is very small and little bit tricky to turn (even trickier to turn while standing on one foot, wet, in the shower). We found a washcloth instrumental in turning it off when we were done playing "who dropped the soap this time!?". The toy is translucent pink plastic with silver sparkles and measures a very slim 1-1/8" at the head, 3/4" shaft, and a 6-1/2" long. Very quiet, too! Takes two AAA batteries (not included, but we do sell them).

item PT-CAL-2165: $12.95
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The curl on the end is perfect for hooking two fingers through while your thumb easily operates the controls on the handle (which are illuminated once it's turned on, which is especially nice for those of you who like to play in the dark). The four vibration speeds range from very mild to fast and tingly. The noise level is incredibly low; our tester barely heard it at arm's length away, and she didn't hear anything when it was inside her pussy. After you're done with the Delight, you can leave it out in its stylish travel case, which doubles as a charger; just rest the toy inside, plug the case in an outlet and you're all set. It takes about 3 hours to charge for 90 minutes of pleasure, but it looks so discreet, you can set it next to you at work while it is charging and no one will know. Made from medical-grade silicone and thermoplastic. 7-1/2 inches long, and 1-1/4 inch diameter. Comes in black/white and pink/rose.

item PT-FUF-2277-PK, rose/pink: $119.95
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This dual-vibe, one slim arm for the pussy and one slim arm for the ass, branches off from a single handle with an intensity-control dial base. We love that filling two orifices at once leaves another hand free for getting into even more mischief! The material is a firm purple jelly with silver sparkles on the shaft (pretty) and colored heads on top of the shafts (a little odd, but we got used to it). The vaginal side of the Double-Headed Stinger is 4" long and has three bloops measuring 1-1/8" at the widest point and 3/4" between them. The anal portion curves up towards the belly button for easier entry and is 3-1/4" long x 1" at the widest point. We tried flipping the toy over so the bumpy shaft was used anally, but had limited success. But when the smooth shaft was used in the behind, we found the proportions right-on for feeling quite filled in both sensitive places at once. With a little extra lube, we also had a great time playing with short thrusting motions, sending shivers of pleasure through our tester. Requires two AA batteries (not included, but we do sell them).

Available with either Blue Tips (shown) or Red Tips.

item PT-NSW-2088-BL, blue tips: $19.95
item PT-NSW-2088-RD, red tips: $19.95
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This purple jelly Dreamboat is shaped a bit like a thumb in a rowboat, the thumb portion measuring 1-1/2" at the widest point and 2-1/2" long. And, it's made of 100% elastomer, a phthalate-free, latex-free material. When used vaginally, the insertable bulb positions one end of the "rowboat" right up against the perineum for some stern (as in "opposed to bow", not as in "firm discipline", though that's fun too) side tickling and the front of the boat (aka the bow) comes just shy of hitting the clitoris on most women. If you want to stick this toy up your butt, we recommend using a condom over the bulb as the jelly material is porous and not easy to clean. The vibrations are extremely quiet and the controls on the base have three settings: on (a constant medium-high buzz), off, or "at the mercy of the remote-control" (which is matchbook-sized with key-chain hook). The remote control has three increasing speeds of vibration, then goes into a series of pulsation patterns. Note that the controller actually doesn't have any way to know what speed or pattern the vibe is on, so this is an extra-sneaky little vibe.

When it comes right down to it, the only disappointing aspect of the Dreamboat's performance is that it struggles to vibrate effectively from a distance when inserted. The human body, being mostly water, blocks most electrical frequencies put out by remote devices. While the Dreamboat does work remotely at short range when inserted into the body, ducking around a corner or moving too far away from the controller will halt the vibrations. It makes a terrific "outie vibe" for hand held pleasure whether being controlled by a lover watching TV across the house, under the dinner table at a fancy restaurant, or manipulated with your own hands. No, it isn't perfect, but it is still way-fun. We are thrilled such large strides are being made in technology with the advent of this affordable and innovative remote device.

The remote runs on a 3 volt battery (included) and the vibe itself runs on two AAA batteries (not included, but we do sell them).

item PT-VBX-2076: $59.95
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When you're ready to experience the vibrations, turn on the vibrator with the middle button. The buttons on either side take you through 5 levels of vibrations ranging from very gentle to medium-hard. The long, sleek, hard-plastic vibrator is insertable, and measures 7" insertable x 1-3/8" wide.

We should note here that the exciting part about this toy is that it runs on hand-cranked energy. The vibrations and the toy itself are reminiscent of a less-expensive, battery-operated, hard-plastic vibrator. Now, we love us some hard plastic battery-operated vibrations, but the fancy part here is that you won't be wasting money on batteries or hurting the earth with this one.

No batteries required, and according to the manufacturer, you will never have to replace the battery within. The packaging and vibrator plastic and parts are all able to be recycled, so should you ever tire of the Earth Angel be sure not to just throw it away. We're thrilled to be able to offer a toy that will never require you to toss out a spent battery. If your charge is running low, an indicator light will let you know you might want to charge 'er up before having another go. An amazing gift for your environmentally conscious friends or your steampunk cosplay ladies' social, the Earth Angel is an innovative toy that is gentle on the earth and so very, very good to you.

item PT-ETA-2548-WH, white: $89.95
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item PT-LAB-2282-PR, plum: $154.95
item PT-LAB-2282-BK, black satin: $154.95
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item PT-GTR-1091: $10.95
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item PT-LAB-2259-PR, deep rose: $99.95
item PT-LAB-2259-PK, petal pink: $99.95
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Note: We used to call this a waterproof vibrator because the manufacturers called it a waterproof vibe and during our testing in the shower and the tub it did not leak, but we recently discovered that the manufacturers are now calling it "splash-proof", so we no longer recommend it for underwater use. It is safe to run water over it or immerse it briefly to wash it, but do not submerge or soak the toy or water will leak into the battery case and ruin the motor.

item PT-FUF-1370-BK, black: $59.95
item PT-FUF-1370-RD, red: $59.95
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The Intensity is 8" long from the tip of its flame-red silicone head to the orange base of the controller. The top 6" of this vibe is ribbed for added stimulation, gradually widening from the 1-1/4" head to 1-3/4" near the base. Uniquely configured, the controls of this toy also function as the docking mechanism that attach the dildo to its base for charging. A small "joystick" protrusion acts both as the power link to the base as well as the intensity controller. Simply push the little red button (looking rather like a little clitoris, if we do say so ourselves) to turn the vibrations on or off. Once on, the joystick can then be lightly pressed downwards to increase the vibrations or upwards to decrease them. This may seem upside-down until you play with it. With Intensity inserted, the handle points away from the body so pressing the joystick "up" acts to increase the sensation. We love that someone really put some thought into how these controls work! Also, once the intensity is at the highest of its nine vibration levels, if the joystick is held for a few seconds as if trying to make it go even higher, the vibe will begin cycling through vibrations that pulse and escalate. Also, the vibrations are virtually silent making this the perfect toy for mobility and discretion! Ivory with Raspberry Details.

The Intensity needs to be charged fully before use which takes about 10 hours. No cheating. We recommend plugging it in and leaving it overnight so you are not tempted to turn it on when it is only half juiced up. The manufacturer suggests that you keep it charging when not in use to keep the battery functioning at maximum efficiency. However, if the vibe is charged fully at least once every three months, your Intensity will retain a strong capacity. The vibe is waterproof and can be fully submerged in water for extra fun out by the pool, in the shower, or even if you just plan on rinsing it off in the sink without worrying. The colorful base has a 4-1/2 foot cord and looks pretty nifty holding the Intensity while it charges.

item PT-FUF-2040-IV, ivory with raspberry details: $139.95
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The Internal Sensation Waterproof Vibrator is made of faintly grape scented jelly plastic, but unlike other jellies, this one is semi-firm and isn't at all wet or sticky. The neck and tip are both flexible for comfortable use and the small tip is easy to wedge between bodies, set directly on the clit, slip inside even the most novice of vaginas, and can easily be used as a beginner's butt-toy. The shaft is covered in 8-1/2" of jelly, but if you decide to play with this toy anally we recommend that you insert the toy only as far as the widest part of the hips (about 6-1/2") to prevent it from slipping too far inside. The base has a spin dial intensity controller that has a great waterproof seal, but we found the levels of vibration fell into two categories: low or high, not a full gradient as the dial suggests. Still, this toy is beautiful, fun, and functional! Takes two AA batteries, (not included, but we do sell them).

item PT-DOC-2193: $19.95
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item PT-LAB-2283-PR, deep rose: $122.95
item PT-LAB-2283-PK, petal pink: $122.95
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The Le Lynx is completely waterproof when a top is in place and the manufacturers encouraged us numerous times to try it out in the hot tub. This also means you can throw them in the dishwasher or in sink full of soapy water to clean them. Because titanium conducts temperature pretty well, the high speed motor tends to heat the head of this vibe up after ten or fifteen minutes. Some of us liked it, others found using this toy under water or with the lower speed heads more pleasant. At 7-1/8" long and 1-1/4" wide, it runs on three CR123A Lithium batteries (which we do not yet sell, but are told that they aren't super expensive and this toy comes with a set), and the strong vibration makes the special batteries worth it. Also, the vibe with all of its heads comes in an lockable case with faux cheetah fur and metal on the outside and is lined with plush black velvet on the inside. We love the case almost as much as the toy that comes inside. This vibe makes an incredible gift for a special someone, especially if that special someone is yourself. You are worth it.

Note: If you have trouble finding replacement batteries, try your local camera store or the photography department; CR123A Lithium batteries are a very common camera battery.

item PT-ELP-2005: $499.95
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Le Petit Ami is waterproof and comes in a special lockable case that is lined with plush black velvet on the inside. It runs on two CR123A Lithium batteries (which we do not yet sell, but are told that they aren't super expensive and one set comes with the toy), and the long-lasting vibrations make the special batteries worth it. Neat, petite and the perfect treat for your special sweetie.

Note: If you have trouble finding replacement batteries, try your local camera store or the photography department; CR123A Lithium batteries are a very common camera battery.

item PT-ELP-2248-TTN, titanium: $275.95
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item PT-LAB-2281-BL, navy blue: $99.95
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Of course, the Mona is more than just form, with six separate vibrator modes; scroll through by pressing the "^" button for different pulsing, roller-coastering vibrations. Every mode can be made more or less intense by increasing the speed of the vibrations with the "+" button (use the "-" button to decrease), making this a very customizable toy. We like the strong pulsating modes best because they can feel almost like a good rogering, but a light roller-coaster sensation over the clit makes for a delightful tease of a warm-up. 

The whole thing is rechargeable and comes beautifully packaged with complete instructions. 4-1/2" insertable, 1-1/2" wide at the widest point.

item PT-LAB-2553-RD, red: $125.95
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item PT-GLW-2455-BL, teal: $56.95
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item PT-WFH-2567-PK , pink: $43.95
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Meet the OhMiBod, the clever vibe that is iPod (or other MP3 player) compatible. Plug in your iPod (or your compact disk player, stereo, or any musical device with a headphones jack) using the included splitter, pop in your headphones, lean back, and enjoy the ride! No, we aren't kidding. This whimsical toy pulses in time with the bass beats that come from your iPod, throbbing in time with Shakira's hip-shaking drums, Snoop Dogg's rhymes, or Bocelli's dramatic crescendos. The intensity can be controlled with the volume, so at a reasonable listening level, the vibe throbs in time with the beat. But turn it up so the music is louder, not only does the shaft vibrate harder, it also picks up the pace and vibrates in longer durations than the rhythm.

We shrieked with glee when we plugged this toy in for the first time, making one another try to guess what we were listening to by the sensation of the vibrations coming through the vibe. It works pretty darn well, too! For a hard plastic vibe, this sucker is pretty intense. In fact, if you want to take a break from your musical adventures, the nice people at the OhMiBod factory included a second end-cap with a plain 'ol intensity dial so you can play with the vibrator all by itself. The shaft is insertable 5-3/4", is 1" thick, and is made of firm white plastic. The toy comes with a 5' cord to connect the toy to your musical device (no, an iPod is not included with purchase), a universal headphone connecter that allows you to hook up your headphones and the vibe to the same toy (which we found you can also use to hook up two sets of headphones to one musical device so two people can listen to the music at once-we thought that was cool), two end-caps, and a velvety pink storage pouch. Takes two AA batteries (not included).

Also, if you are interested in making your vibe feel a bit more like a real cock, check out the OhMiBod Pinkie Sleeve.

Note: We should mention that we found the painted silver base a little bit flimsy and, if we weren't careful putting the batteries in, might have damaged the cap.

item PT-SUK-2157: $69.95
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Our tester found the vibrations were easily felt when using it vaginally, and each time it switched on or adjusted modes it was like her partner sending a secret "I'm thinking of doing you" from across the room. What really excited her though, was how well it worked as an external vibrator. Held in place with panties and jeans, it nestled quite comfortably between her lips and against her clit, providing much more intensely enjoyable vibrations than when inserted. (Your experience may vary, of course; our tester freely admits she prefers external vibrations over internal ones if that's the only stimulation happening.) And it was perfectly comfortable to walk around and sit with the vibrator on or off nestled away, awaiting a signal from the controller. In jeans there was no noticeable bulge from the vibrator. Although the buzz could be heard through her clothes in the quiet of the house, the noise of the street or a party or club or regular restaurant music and/or chatter would drown out the hum. Just don't trust that you could get away using it unnoticed in a quiet location.

The vibrating unit is a general bullet shape with a round bottom and a tip that's tapered for easier insertion. It's just over 3" long and just over 1-1/4" wide at the widest point. Unscrew the lavender body from the black base to insert 2 AA batteries (included). There's a loop of wire sticking out the bottom of the unit that allows it to communicate with the controller even while the bullet is inserted, should you decide to slip it (the bullet, not the wire) inside yourself. The bullet part is made out of latex and is 100% pthlalate-free.

The controller is a separate black unit with an on/off button and +/- button to shift between the 10 different vibrating modes (low, medium, high, and different patterns of ramping, roller coastering, and/or pulsing). It requires one 12 volt battery (which is included; replacements are commonly sold as photo batteries). There's also a little screen that shows what mode it's on, although, frankly, displaying the mode isn't nearly as important to us as just showing that it's turned on, since it's really easy to accidentally drain the batteries on this thing even when it's not actually running the vibrating unit. For the sake of not wasting batteries, we recommend that you always remove the batteries from both the vibrator and the controller for storage. Nothing ruins plans for a fun night of remote vibrating like having to run to the drug store for batteries! We will also note that one time during our extensive testing, the egg got stuck in the "on" position. We couldn't get it to do it again, so perhaps it was a fluke, but if this happens, just retrieve the egg and unscrew the base to get it to stop/ reset.

It comes with an instruction booklet. Overall, one of the best remote controlled toys we've tested over the years.

item PT-WFH-2566-PR, lavender: $53.95
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The Panthere is designed for underwater use and can be sterilized by boiling or by being washed in the dishwasher. This brilliant blue model comes in a special lockable case with faux cheetah fur and metal on the outside and is lined with plush black velvet on the inside. It runs on three CR123A Lithium batteries (which we do not yet sell, but are told that they aren't super expensive and one set comes with the toy), and the strong vibration make the special batteries worth it. Nothing says happiness like a sexy, strong metal vibe between your legs and this one is destined to make someone in your life very, very happy indeed.

Note: If you have trouble finding replacement batteries, try your local camera store or the photography department; CR123A Lithium batteries are a very common camera battery.

item PT-ELP-2007: $249.95
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However, the shaft is built for insertion, and gets to a nicely filling 1-5/8" at the widest point. The ridges get bigger and further apart as you go down the shaft — turning into ripples, really — creating more noticeable waves as you insert the toy. The tip is smooth and this smoothness extends down on three sides, making it easier to get the toy inserted while still letting you experience the ripples.

Press the button on the bottom to start the vibrations. Press again to make it go harder, again for the highest steady speed, then twice more for two different pulsations (which our tester thought simulated the sensation of a good rogering). Press and hold to turn it off again. Runs on two AA batteries (not included, but we do sell them), and comes with a handy instruction booklet.

item PT-LCR-2518-BL, sky blue: $59.95
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NOTE: Because this toy does not have a flared base, we strongly suggest that you NOT use it up the butt.

Runs on two AAA batteries (not included, but we do sell them). Seafoam Teal.

item PT-CAL-1521: $12.95
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Note: This vibrator does not have a flanged base, so it is definitely not safe for anal play.

item PT-CAL-1089-RD, red: $10.95
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Note: Although the slim design of this vibrator might seem perfect for anal use, we do not recommend that since there's no flanged base to keep it from slipping completely inside.

item PT-CAL-1494-BL, blue: $14.95
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