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Decorations, artwork, Blowfish swag and other goodies - perfect for when you want to give a gift that's just a little bit naughty.

	Blowfish Gift Certificate If you want to give the gift of Blowfish, but don't know exactly what Blowfish gift to give, a gift certificate is a perfect alternative. You can get a gift certificate in any amount over $10.00; if the exact amount you want isn't here on the Website (i.e., if for arcane numerological reasons you need to give a gift certificate for precisely $137.43), just call us and order by phone — we can make it for any amount you want. Gift certificates are sent out by First Class mail for no additional charge if they're the only item in the order; if you want expedited shipping for just a gift certificate, you have to place your order by phone. We do not charge tax on gift certificates; however, if the person using the certificate has their order shipped to California, they'll have to apply tax to the cost of their order. item MX-BLO-1021-10, \$10 gift certificate: `$10.00` item MX-BLO-1021-15, \$15 gift certificate: `$15.00` item MX-BLO-1021-20, \$20 gift certificate: `$20.00` item MX-BLO-1021-25, \$25 gift certificate: `$25.00` item MX-BLO-1021-30, \$30 gift certificate: `$30.00` item MX-BLO-1021-35, \$35 gift certificate: `$35.00` item MX-BLO-1021-40, \$40 gift certificate: `$40.00` item MX-BLO-1021-45, \$45 gift certificate: `$45.00` item MX-BLO-1021-50, \$50 gift certificate: `$50.00` item MX-BLO-1021-60, \$60 gift certificate: `$60.00` item MX-BLO-1021-70, \$70 gift certificate: `$70.00` item MX-BLO-1021-80, \$80 gift certificate: `$80.00` item MX-BLO-1021-90, \$90 gift certificate: `$90.00` item MX-BLO-1021-100, \$100 gift certificate: `$100.00` item MX-BLO-1021-125, \$125 gift certificate: `$125.00` item MX-BLO-1021-150, \$150 gift certificate: `$150.00` item MX-BLO-1021-175, \$175 gift certificate: `$175.00` item MX-BLO-1021-200, \$200 gift certificate: `$200.00` item MX-BLO-1021-225, \$225 gift certificate: `$225.00` item MX-BLO-1021-250, \$250 gift certificate: `$250.00` item MX-BLO-1021-275, \$275 gift certificate: `$275.00` item MX-BLO-1021-300, \$300 gift certificate: `$300.00` item MX-BLO-1021-350, \$350 gift certificate: `$350.00` item MX-BLO-1021-400, \$400 gift certificate: `$400.00` item MX-BLO-1021-500, \$500 gift certificate: `$500.00` `x-blo-1021`

	Decameron Tarot A raunchy little tarot deck to forecast your love life! The pictures on the cards are definitely sexy, sometimes kinky or even disturbing (some feature activities of questionable consent), but they don't necessarily correspond to your standard tarot deck interpretations. For that reason, we recommend not using this as a standard tarot deck, but following the unusual instructions for a reading contained in the instruction pamphlet. For example, the meaning for the card we have pictured here, the Knave of Cups, reads: "The couple does not spare itself and sets out to thoroughly enjoy amorous pleasure. The woman is trusting but the man tends to waste precious energy." Indeed. Still, we think a lot of fun could be had playing with these decidedly naughty cards. item MA-LLW-1013: `$19.95` `a-llw-1013`

	The Erotic Tarot Of Milo Manara Fans of erotic comic artist Milo Manara will love this unique set of 78 tarot cards, each incorporating sex and astrology to make for some very erotic readings. Each card is illustrated with Manara's sexy, whimsical artwork, and his interpretations of some of the cards are unusual, to say the least. Die-hard fans will recognize most of the illustrations from Manara's comics. The Major Arcana retains most of the traditional names, with The Punishment replacing The Hanged Man and The Mirror replacing The Wheel of Fortune. The Minor Arcana suits are named according to the element associated with each suit: fire, water, air, and earth. Please note that these cards are subject to the same returns policy as books; they must be received in resellable condition. See our Returns Policy for more details. item MA-LLW-1033: `$24.95` `a-llw-1033`

	Gay Tarot Based on the sequence and images of Waite-Smith style tarot decks, Gay Tarot is a modern, homosexual interpretation of those familiar symbols. And, wow, is it ever well-done. Updated not only for gay life, but for modern living, the images reflect and refer to the older images in the Waite-Smith style decks. For example, the 10 of Swords features a computer screen showing the Waite-Smith style image of the impaled figure. Others are more subtle: the 3 of Wands features a (presumably gay) father waving goodbye to his young daughter on her way to school, ghosted on either side by older images of the same girl, while the Waite-Smith styles picture a man gazing out over a bay as his three ships sail into the future. Other significant changes: The Priestess is now The Intuitive, The Empress is now The Protector, The Devil is now Self-Hatred, the Tower is now Revelation (with the image of a young man coming out to his parents) and Judgement is now Beyond Judgement. The court cards are titled Youth, Man, Guide, and Sage. The little white book does its best to update the meanings as the images have been updated, albeit in the usual minimal phrasing found in LWBs. The best part of the LWB is the "self-image" spread (which is the only spread included, although the LWB refreshingly acknowledges that there are many different spreads, and you can make up your own). The changes all make sense, the images are well-drawn, and the modern imagery makes it more accessible for those who have trouble relating the more traditional images to their modern lives. Overall, we're seriously impressed with this lovely deck. Two fins up! item MA-LLW-1048: `$19.95` `a-llw-1048`

	I Watch Smut, and I Vote! Bumper Sticker You asked for it, and here it is! We've never had the response to a theoretical product as we did for this one, a bumper sticker that proudly proclaims, "I Watch Smut, and I Vote!" Get one for your car, your friend's car... heck, get one for everyone's car! It's cool black with hot red lettering... really, what could be a better present for the smut-lover in your life? And, even better, Blowfish will donate all profits from the sales of this bumper sticker to free-speech and anti-censorship organizations, so you're doing good, too! item MA-BLO-1011-WS, i watch smut, and i vote!: `$2.95` `a-blo-1011`

	In Search of the Wild Kingdom Poster We just love the understated sexiness of this poster for In Search of the Wild Kingdom, a steamy hot new flick by award-winning director Shine Louise Houston. If you, too, love the artwork that goes along with the pomo-homo-mocku-documentary of the decade, now you can buy your very own, full-color, glossy, 24" x 36" poster, signed by Shine herself! With its stylish autumn hues, it's perfect for spicing up your dorm room, living room, rumpus room, dungeon or formal dining room. item MA-BLO-1057: `$10.00` `a-blo-1057`

	NaughtyKnobs These fancy little knobs are just the thing to spice up your bedroom! Each piece is spin cast of high-quality, lead-free pewter and hand finished by the artist, Peter G. Conley. Choose from five different designs (pictured, clockwise from top left): Heels (the bottom half of a woman wearing heels), 69 (a gender-neutral couple engaged in the act), Full Moon (a graphically depicted female rear-end), quarter (for scale, not for sale), Adam (a handsome male torso), and Hands Tied (two fists bound at the wrists by rope). Replace every pull in your bedroom with one of these naughty little knobs! item MA-NTK-1051-AD, adam: `$18.95` item MA-NTK-1051-69, 69: `$27.00` item MA-NTK-1051-HT, hands tied: `$25.00` item MA-NTK-1051-HE, heels: `$25.00` `a-ntk-1051`

	Padded Pouch With the increasing popularity of glass toys these days, we thought we should offer something to keep them safe, especially since many of them don't come with anything sturdier than a thin velvet bag to keep them in. The Padded Pouch is the ideal answer to your glass sex-toy storage needs! Made of a soft-yet-durable textured velvetly material, these thickly-padded drawstring pouches come in two sizes so you can be sure to properly cradle your treasured toys. Sadly, due to supply issues, you can't specify the color. The Large measures approximately 9" x 6" . The Medium measures approximately 7" x 4". We currently have a limited quantity of Small pouches (which measure approximately 6" x 3"). assorted colors (-AST) item MA-PHX-1016-L, large (9" x 6"): `$23.95` item MA-PHX-1016-S, small (6" x 3"): `$14.95` `a-phx-1016`

	Sensual Massage on a String Inkeles, Gordon What a unique idea! This is a set of laminated massage cards that can be hung from a string, so instead of looking down at a book for your next massage technique, you simply glance up at the cards you have conveniently hung at eye-level. There are sets of cards for the chest, head, arms, hands, legs, feet and back, with brief instructions and photographs illustrating each movement. The pictures range from artsy to sexy to slightly cheesy, though everyone in the images looks relaxed and happy. The 60 cards come in a box with 2 push-pins and 3 feet of elastic string. Choose the part of the body and the techniques you'd like to use, string them up, and break out the massage oil! item MA-ARA-1035: `$19.95` `a-ara-1035`

	Sex Questions Cards If you ever played Truth or Dare in college, you've probably asked someone a few of these questions. Sex educator Wilhelmina Moosepunch came up with the idea for Sex Questions Cards after the women in her group asked if they could purchase copies of her 3 x 5 note cards. Each of the 64 cards asks a single question designed to get you talking, discussing and sharing your experience with sex. There are no game rules, though you're encouraged to make up your own. Some ideas include: draw a card and have everyone in the circle answer it. Play truth or dare and use these cards as the "truth" part (although a few of them — such as "Demonstrate a favorite sexual position." — could actually function as a dare if you wanted it to). Mix these cards into another, non-sexual card game, such as Fluxx™ or Trivial Pursuit™ to make things a little more interesting. Or you can use these cards to start a discussion with your lover; one couple reported that they've found out things they didn't know, even after five years together. Definitely a good way to discover new things you're both interested in trying out, but were both to afraid to bring up! Highly recommended! Please note that these cards are subject to the same returns policy as books; they must be received in resellable condition. See our Returns Policy for more details. item MA-ERF-1001: `$9.95` `a-erf-1001`

	The Original ToiBocks Jewelry Box There's discreet....and then there's ToiBocks. The Original ToiBocks Jewelry Box looks like only a really gorgeous, well-made, luxurious wooden jewelry box from the outside. And, when you open the lid on top, it continues this impression. But use the secret key on the hidden lock and you can lift and slide the innocent jewelry tray out of the way to expose a hidden compartment beneath. This compartment measures a generous 10" x 6" and is 2-1/2" deep; this is large enough to store a surprising number of sex toys, condoms, lube, porn DVDs (yes, in their cases)... even cash or valuables, should you prefer to use it that way! There are no keyholes, buttons or levers on The Original ToiBocks, so those you are hiding your goodies from will not twig to the fact that there is, indeed, a secret way to get inside. Heck, if they're bad at spatial relationships, they might not even notice that there's a hidden compartment at all! The key is so stealthy it can hide in plain sight. We're not going to go into more specifics than that, to help keep your secret hiding place well and truly secret, but rest assured that every ToiBocks comes with easy-to-follow instructions. It opens easily in mere moments. The box itself comes in a dark cherry wood lined in a red felt. The construction is top-notch and the whole product is very high-end and handsome. The exterior of The Original ToiBocks measures 11" x 7-1/4" (the top), 6" tall and 7-1/8" deep and is ideal for the bedroom nightstand. After cooing over the demo model, a third of the Blowfishies immediately placed an order for one, even though we didn't have stock in at the time. Exquisite, discreet and clever as can be, The Original ToiBocks is one elegant way to keep your secrets, well, secret! Toys not included. item MA-TOB-1063-DC, dark cherry: `$99.95` `a-tob-1063`

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