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Decorations, artwork, Blowfish swag and other goodies - perfect for when you want to give a gift that's just a little bit naughty.
Blowfish Gift Certificate
If you want to give the gift of Blowfish, but don't know exactly what Blowfish gift to give, a gift certificate is a perfect alternative. You can get a gift certificate in any amount over $10.00; if the exact amount you want isn't here on the Website (i.e., if for arcane numerological reasons you need to give a gift certificate for precisely $137.43), just call us and order by phone -- we can make it for any amount you want.

Gift certificates are sent out by First Class mail for no additional charge if they're the only item in the order; if you want expedited shipping for just a gift certificate, you have to place your order by phone. We do not charge tax on gift certificates; however, if the person using the certificate has their order shipped to California, they'll have to apply tax to the cost of their order.

item MX-BLO-1021-10, \$10 gift certificate: $10.00 [Order]
item MX-BLO-1021-15, \$15 gift certificate: $15.00 [Order]
item MX-BLO-1021-20, \$20 gift certificate: $20.00 [Order]
item MX-BLO-1021-25, \$25 gift certificate: $25.00 [Order]
item MX-BLO-1021-30, \$30 gift certificate: $30.00 [Order]
item MX-BLO-1021-35, \$35 gift certificate: $35.00 [Order]
item MX-BLO-1021-40, \$40 gift certificate: $40.00 [Order]
item MX-BLO-1021-45, \$45 gift certificate: $45.00 [Order]
item MX-BLO-1021-50, \$50 gift certificate: $50.00 [Order]
item MX-BLO-1021-60, \$60 gift certificate: $60.00 [Order]
item MX-BLO-1021-70, \$70 gift certificate: $70.00 [Order]
item MX-BLO-1021-80, \$80 gift certificate: $80.00 [Order]
item MX-BLO-1021-90, \$90 gift certificate: $90.00 [Order]
item MX-BLO-1021-100, \$100 gift certificate: $100.00 [Order]
item MX-BLO-1021-125, \$125 gift certificate: $125.00 [Order]
item MX-BLO-1021-150, \$150 gift certificate: $150.00 [Order]
item MX-BLO-1021-175, \$175 gift certificate: $175.00 [Order]
item MX-BLO-1021-200, \$200 gift certificate: $200.00 [Order]
item MX-BLO-1021-225, \$225 gift certificate: $225.00 [Order]
item MX-BLO-1021-250, \$250 gift certificate: $250.00 [Order]
item MX-BLO-1021-275, \$275 gift certificate: $275.00 [Order]
item MX-BLO-1021-300, \$300 gift certificate: $300.00 [Order]
item MX-BLO-1021-350, \$350 gift certificate: $350.00 [Order]
item MX-BLO-1021-400, \$400 gift certificate: $400.00 [Order]
item MX-BLO-1021-500, \$500 gift certificate: $500.00 [Order]
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Blowfish T-Shirt
Blowfish
We have here the Blowfish Classic T-shirt. It features the Blowfish logotype and the Blowfish Itself, along with our motto (well, one of them): "Guaranteed not to suck." All on a black shirt with white lettering. Anyone can be cool; get one of these, and be all puffed up and spiny, too.

item MA-BLO-1000-S, small: $17.95 [Order]
item MA-BLO-1000-M, medium: $17.95 [Order]
item MA-BLO-1000-L, large: $17.95 [Order]
item MA-BLO-1000-XL, extra large: $17.95 [Order]
item MA-BLO-1000-XX, extra extra large: $19.95 [Order]
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[RECOMMENDED!]

Condom Cube
Are you tired of searching frantically for a condom in the heat of the moment? These neat little cubes are the perfect size to keep up to 12 of your favorite condoms within arm's reach on your bedside table; they even have a nifty magnetic closure for easy access. They come in two colors -- a masculine black leather with white stitching or a plain black leather base with a shimmery deep red satin top. Discreet, neat and petite! Recommended!

Note: The interior of these boxes measure approximately 2-3/8" x 2-1/8", and are about 2" deep.

item MA-DVT-1040-BK, black: $18.95 [Order]
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Cover Print, Catalog 15 (Spring 2001)
This is, far and away, our most-requested cover image... and, with one look at the model, you can probably understand why. So, now, we're offering it as an 8"x10" high-quality digital print (it's a long, thin image, so it doesn't use much of that 8" dimension).

It's shipped flat, but unmounted and unframed, so you can match your decor perfectly.

This image is printed-to-order, so allow a bit more time than usual for this item to ship. Please shop carefully. We do not accept satisfaction returns on this item. Please see our ordering information page for our complete returns policy.

item MA-BLO-1020: $69.96 [Order]
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Cover Print, Catalog 24 (Spring 2003)
After many requests, we're selling high-quality prints of this sexy couple from our catalog cover. It's an 8"x10" high-quality archival digital print, entirely suitable for framing. There's no lettering on the image to mar the view, and it's in full color.

It's shipped flat, but unmounted and unframed, so you can match your decor perfectly.

This image is printed-to-order, so allow a bit more time than usual for this item to ship. Actually, at the moment, we do have one in stock, so if you order before someone else, it'll ship promptly. Please shop carefully. We do not accept satisfaction returns on this item. Please see our ordering information page for our complete returns policy.

item MA-BLO-1019: $89.95 [Order]
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Cover Print, Catalog 25 (Summer/Fall 2003)
Our lovely cover model, with ivy twining about her... quite the symbol of growth and all those sex-related fertility things, no? We're offering the image as a high-quality color print, 8"x10".

It's shipped flat, but unmounted and unframed, so you can match your decor perfectly.

This image is printed-to-order, so allow a bit more time than usual for this item to ship. Actually, at the moment, we do have a couple in stock, so if you order before someone else grabs them up, it'll ship promptly. Please shop carefully. We do not accept satisfaction returns on this item. Please see our ordering information page for our complete returns policy.

item MA-BLO-1021: $89.95 [Order]
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Cover Print, Catalog 26 Back (Leviathan 2003)
If you enjoy Leviathan, our wonderful comprehensive catalog, you'll enjoy this print of the back cover image (a naked guy's rear! finally!). It's an 8"x10" high-quality archival digital print, entirely suitable for framing. There's no lettering on the image to mar the view, and it's in full color.

It's shipped flat, but unmounted and unframed, so you can match your decor perfectly.

This image is printed-to-order, so allow a bit more time than usual for this item to ship. Please shop carefully. We do not accept satisfaction returns on this item. Please see our ordering information page for our complete returns policy.

item MA-BLO-1026: $89.95 [Order]
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Cover Print, Catalog 26 Front (Leviathan 2003)
If you enjoy Leviathan, our wonderful comprehensive catalog, you'll enjoy this print of the cover image. It's an 8"x10" high-quality archival digital print, entirely suitable for framing. There's no lettering on the image to mar the view, and it's in full color.

It's shipped flat, but unmounted and unframed, so you can match your decor perfectly.

This image is printed-to-order, so allow a bit more time than usual for this item to ship. Please shop carefully. We do not accept satisfaction returns on this item. Please see our ordering information page for our complete returns policy.

item MA-BLO-1024: $89.95 [Order]
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Cover Print, Catalog 33 (Spring 2005)
By popular request, we now have a print available of the cover of our Spring 2005 catalog. The two ladies featured are Natalia Wood (who appears in a lot of the videos we carry, including Beautiful), and Susie, who appears in our very own Friends and Lovers)... it's almost a cast party in a singe print.

Available as a high-quality digital print in either 11"x17" or 8-1/2"x11" format, shipped flat but unmounted and unframed.

item MA-BLO-1027-267, 8.5"x11" (image height 10.5"): $59.95 [Order]
item MA-BLO-1027-406, 11"x17" (image height 16"): $79.95 [Order]
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Cover Print, Catalog 41 (Spring 2006)
One of the most striking photographs that has ever graced the cover our catalog, by photographer April Henry, "Untitled #6" is available from us as a beautiful 8" x 10" digital print, unmounted and unframed.

item MA-BLO-1045: $89.99 [Order]
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Decameron Tarot
A raunchy little tarot deck to forecast your love life! The pictures on the cards are definitely sexy, sometimes kinky or even disturbing (some feature activities of questionable consent), but they don't necessarily correspond to your standard tarot deck interpretations. For that reason, we recommend not using this as a standard tarot deck, but following the unusual instructions for a reading contained in the instruction pamphlet. For example, the meaning for the card we have pictured here, the Knave of Cups, reads: "The couple does not spare itself and sets out to thoroughly enjoy amorous pleasure. The woman is trusting but the man tends to waste precious energy." Indeed. Still, we think a lot of fun could be had playing with these decidedly naughty cards.

item MA-LLW-1013: $19.95 [Order]
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The Erotic Tarot Of Milo Manara
Fans of erotic comic artist Milo Manara will love this unique set of 78 tarot cards, each incorporating sex and astrology to make for some very erotic readings. Each card is illustrated with Manara's sexy, whimsical artwork, and his interpretations of some of the cards are unusual, to say the least. Die-hard fans will recognize most of the illustrations from Manara's comics. The Major Arcana retains most of the traditional names, with The Punishment replacing The Hanged Man and The Mirror replacing The Wheel of Fortune. The Minor Arcana suits are named according to the element associated with each suit: fire, water, air, and earth.

Please note that these cards are subject to the same returns policy as books; they must be received in resellable condition. See our Returns Policy for more details.

item MA-LLW-1033: $24.95 [Order]
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[RECOMMENDED!]

Gay Tarot
Based on the sequence and images of Waite-Smith style tarot decks, Gay Tarot is a modern, homosexual interpretation of those familiar symbols. And, wow, is it ever well-done. Updated not only for gay life, but for modern living, the images reflect and refer to the older images in the Waite-Smith style decks. For example, the 10 of Swords features a computer screen showing the Waite-Smith style image of the impaled figure. Others are more subtle: the 3 of Wands features a (presumably gay) father waving goodbye to his young daughter on her way to school, ghosted on either side by older images of the same girl, while the Waite-Smith styles picture a man gazing out over a bay as his three ships sail into the future. Other significant changes: The Priestess is now The Intuitive, The Empress is now The Protector, The Devil is now Self-Hatred, the Tower is now Revelation (with the image of a young man coming out to his parents) and Judgement is now Beyond Judgement. The court cards are titled Youth, Man, Guide, and Sage. The little white book does its best to update the meanings as the images have been updated, albeit in the usual minimal phrasing found in LWBs. The best part of the LWB is the "self-image" spread (which is the only spread included, although the LWB refreshingly acknowledges that there are many different spreads, and you can make up your own). The changes all make sense, the images are well-drawn, and the modern imagery makes it more accessible for those who have trouble relating the more traditional images to their modern lives. Overall, we're seriously impressed with this lovely deck. Two fins up!

item MA-LLW-1048: $19.95 [Order]
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Here Comes the Pride, Bride(s) and Groom(s) Packages
Here at Blowfish, we are proud of the California Supreme Court for declaring that same-sex marriages are legal, and we can't wait until June 17th, when the marriages can begin. We're so proud, in fact, that we thought we'd share our pride with you. Not sure what to get all your favorite couples who are suddenly getting married? We've put together a few discounted packages to get their wedded bliss off to a healthy, sexy start. Here Comes the Pride Packages come in four versions: Deluxe Bride(s) Package, Regular Bride(s) Package, Deluxe Groom(s) Package, and Regular Groom(s) Package. And, while we put these together with same-sex couples in mind, we made sure that these packages would be fun for everyone.

The Here Comes the Pride, Deluxe Bride(s) Package (first photo) features the Rock Chick, an unusual in/ out vibe that gives great clitoral and G-spot stimulation when inserted and used with a rocking motion (as opposed to an in-and-out thrusting). The Hot Heart heats quickly with a click of a disc and can be used for sensual massage or for soothing tired muscles (from all that honeymoon sex!). We've also included 10 non-lubricated, Durex Latex Condoms (use them on the Rock Chick to make clean-up easier; especially great for toys you share) and a couple of 50 ml bottles of Liquid Silk Water-Based Lube to help get things nice and slippery.

Here Comes the Pride, Deluxe Groom(s) Package (third photo) features the Rude Boy, a male in/out vibe that does serious double-duty on the prostate and perineum. We've included 10 non-lubricated, Durex Latex Condoms (use them on the toys or on your boy) and a 50 ml bottle of Maximus Water-Based Gel Lube to help ease your way into matrimony.

Or you may find our Here Comes the Pride, Regular Packages more to your liking. The Regular Bride(s) Package (second photo) includes two different vibrators, a One-Touch Bullet With Tickler, great for, well, tickling the clit, nipples, labia, and so on, and the Waterproof Clitoral Hummer, an extremely popular, longer vibe that can be used to get to the clit when you need a little more reach, and it can be used in the hot tub, shower, hotel pool, etc. To make sure you'll have everything you need, we're throwing in the batteries, as well as a couple of Liquid Silk Sachets, to get everything off to a smooth start.

The Regular Groom(s) Package (last photo) contains a Vibrating Condom Ring, Multi-Use, to add some shakin' to your bed rockin', and our very popular Colt Anal-T Vibrator. The Condom Ring can be slipped on and used to tickle both thruster and thrustee alike. The Colt Anal-T is covered in a nice, matte black material and is slightly angled, perfect for prostate massage. Batteries, so it's all ready to go, and a couple of 8 ml Maximus Sachets will get you sliding your way home with your new honey.

These packages can be used many different ways, so we hope you'll find something here that's just right for you and your sweetie, or for that upcoming bachelor's/ bachelorette party. Celebrate same-sex marriage by bringing joy and orgasms into the world!

Pictured (top to bottom): Deluxe Bride(s) Package, Regular Bride(s) Package, Deluxe Groom(s) Package and Regular Groom(s) Package.

(New as of June 12, 2008)

Available in the following:

  • bride(s) (-F)
  • groom(s) (-M)

item MT-BLO-2411-R, regular package: $23.95 [Order]
item MT-BLO-2411-D, deluxe package: $61.95 [Order]
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I Watch Smut, and I Vote! Bumper Sticker
You asked for it, and here it is! We've never had the response to a theoretical product as we did for this one, a bumper sticker that proudly proclaims, "I Watch Smut, and I Vote!" Get one for your car, your friend's car... heck, get one for everyone's car!

It's cool black with hot red lettering... really, what could be a better present for the smut-lover in your life?

And, even better, Blowfish will donate all profits from the sales of this bumper sticker to free-speech and anti-censorship organizations, so you're doing good, too!

item MA-BLO-1011-WS, i watch smut, and i vote!: $2.95 [Order]
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In Search of the Wild Kingdom Poster
We just love the understated sexiness of this poster for In Search of the Wild Kingdom, a steamy hot new flick by award-winning director Shine Louise Houston. If you, too, love the artwork that goes along with the pomo-homo-mocku-documentary of the decade, now you can buy your very own, full-color, glossy, 24" x 36" poster, signed by Shine herself! With its stylish autumn hues, it's perfect for spicing up your dorm room, living room, rumpus room, dungeon or formal dining room.

item MA-BLO-1057: $10.00 [Order]
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NaughtyKnobs
These fancy little knobs are just the thing to spice up your bedroom! Each piece is spin cast of high-quality, lead-free pewter and hand finished by the artist, Peter G. Conley. Choose from five different designs (pictured, clockwise from top left): Heels (the bottom half of a woman wearing heels), 69 (a gender-neutral couple engaged in the act), Full Moon (a graphically depicted female rear-end; currently out of stock), quarter (for scale, not for sale), Adam (a handsome male torso), and Hands Tied (two fists bound at the wrists by rope). Replace every pull in your bedroom with one of these naughty little knobs!

item MA-NTK-1051-AD, adam: $14.50 [Order]
item MA-NTK-1051-69, 69: $27.00 [Order]
item MA-NTK-1051-HT, hands tied: $25.00 [Order]
item MA-NTK-1051-HE, heels: $25.00 [Order]
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Padded Pouch
With the increasing popularity of glass toys these days, we thought we should offer something to keep them safe, especially since many of them don't come with anything sturdier than a thin velvet bag to keep them in. The Padded Pouch is the ideal answer to your glass sex-toy storage needs! Made of a soft-yet-durable textured velvetly material, these thickly-padded drawstring pouches come in two sizes so you can be sure to properly cradle your treasured toys.

The Large comes in Black only and measures approximately 9" x 6" .

The Medium comes in Black only and measures approximately 7" x 4". We also currently have one Medium in Blue.

We currently have a limited quantity of Small pouches (which measure approximately 6" x 3") in Black, Blue and Pink.


Available in the following:

  • black (-BK)
  • royal blue (-BL)
  • pink (-PK)

item MA-PHX-1016-M, medium (7" x 4"): $17.95 [Order]
item MA-PHX-1016-L, large (9" x 6"): $23.95 [Order]
item MA-PHX-1016-S, small (6" x 3"): $14.95 [Order]
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Sensual Massage on a String
Inkeles, Gordon
What a unique idea! This is a set of laminated massage cards that can be hung from a string, so instead of looking down at a book for your next massage technique, you simply glance up at the cards you have conveniently hung at eye-level. There are sets of cards for the chest, head, arms, hands, legs, feet and back, with brief instructions and photographs illustrating each movement. The pictures range from artsy to sexy to slightly cheesy, though everyone in the images looks relaxed and happy. The 60 cards come in a box with 2 push-pins and 3 feet of elastic string. Choose the part of the body and the techniques you'd like to use, string them up, and break out the massage oil!

item MA-ARA-1035: $19.95 [Order]
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Travel Case
Need a convenient way of toting your toys around? These stylish Travel Cases are the perfect size for carrying most vibrators and dildos. Lightly padded, with a supported base, water resistant pvc lining and top zipper, these cases look more like a shaving kit or makeup case than a sex-toy bag, which makes them ideal for hiding your delightful devices within. Comes in a black leather with white stitching.

Note: The interior of these cases measure approximately 9-1/2" x 3-1/2" x 4".

item MA-DVT-1042-BK, black: $18.95 [Order]
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[RECOMMENDED!]

Woody Goody
These fabulous little bags are perfect for keeping the schmutz off your favorite toys! Made with the same soft, washable microfiber as our Sex Cushions, the velvety outside of these bags make them pretty to look at while the silky, water-resistant, teflon coated nylon interior keeps the contents safe and sound. There's a little drawstring top to hold your goodies inside. When it gets dirty, either throw it in the washing machine or, if you're in a hurry, turn it inside-out and wipe down the nylon interior. And, it comes in a variety of sizes and colors to fit any toy collection. Makes a great stocking-stuffer.

The Large measures 5" x 11" and should fit most 10" toys; it is available in Black or Royal Blue. The Extra Large measures 6" x 13" and should fit most 12" toys; it is available in Black or Royal Blue.

Color samples below (note that due to variations of dyes, monitors, and color technology, these swatches are approximate, not absolute), shown left to right Black, Crimson, Royal Blue:

Available in the following:

  • black (-BK)
  • royal blue (-BL)

item MA-OUI-1026-L, large (5" x 11"): $12.95 [Order]
item MA-OUI-1026-X, extra large (6" x 13"): $14.95 [Order]
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