Seven Gates of Heck

Men's Cream

"Don't you have anything for men?"

Most of our toys can be enjoyed by people of either gender. Vibrators feel good on dicks as well as clits, dildoes can be used in butts of any gender, nipple clamps can clamp onto any nipples in the free world. If anything, we have more exclusively-for-men toys than exclusively-for-women toys. The question seems to be not "What do you have for men?" but rather, "What do you have for penises?

Admittedly, this is a refreshing change from the hoary old notion that anything sex-related is only for men; the reclamation by women of the sex industry will made a delightful topic for some other column. But The Question gets asked enough that we can only assume that there is some doubt as to what to get from our extensive catalog if you are equipped with an outie rather than an innie.

And we, of course, are here to help.

First, we have four entire Web pages devoted exclusively to cock and ball toys. We have cock-rings, from the simple and elegant to the ones all decked out with bells and whistles -- including some designed to stimulate the clit as well as the cock. We have stretchers and restraints; a lovely assortment of things to put on (or around, or even in) your cock and balls. And we have a few things to put your cock and balls into as well.

We have an assortment of sleeves to suit a variety of tastes and budgets. We love the Futurotic Piece of Ass (although we think the name is stupidity personified). Our brave sheath-toy-tester at the Blowfish Testing Labs actually liked the F. P. of A. better than the Fleshlight -- he found it less sticky and easier to control the pressure -- and it's somewhat less expensive to boot. And the Senso Masturbation Sleeves are the only jelly sleeves we've tried that didn't suck. They're actually quite fun, and they're a good choice if you're on a tight budget. Between all of these, we think you'll be able to find exactly the right toy for you to stick your dick into.

Moving along, it is a well-known fact that many men--straight, gay or otherwise--enjoy having something stuffed up their butt. And we are your one-stop butt-stuffing center! We have ten pages just of anal play toys, including the Aneros which is specifically for prostate stimulation; for the complete set, check out our main Toys page. We have several fine videos and books on the subject as well, and we even have one that's specifically aimed at men: The Ultimate Guide to Anal Sex for Men, which is everything the title promises.

We're very proud of our collection of anal toys; we're sure you'll find just the thing for your particular plugging needs.

We also have a wonderful lube that even has "men" in the name. We are, of course, referring to Men's Cream. It's specifically designed for male masturbating, and it does a great job of it. We love it to death over here at Blowfish.