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Everything in the Blowfish Catalog makes a great gift, but if you would like some suggestions, here's a sample of things from our 2006 Holiday Gift Guide.

If you'd like to download and browse our 2006 Holiday Gift Guide paper catalog, we have it available for download as a PDF. (Requires Acrobat Reader, a free download.)


[RECOMMENDED!]

Black Dragon Latex Gloves
When we saw these latex gloves a collective "OOOO!" went up around the Blowfish office. Never ones to carry plain old boring latex, the gloves are quite a titillating shade of dusky black. Useful for all those messy situations that life throws in your path including, but not limited to, fisting, wrestling in pudding, and digging around in your garden.

These medical grade non-sterile gloves are powder-free. We carry these gloves in three different sizes (S,M,L) in attractive boxes of 100. Please remember that latex should not be used with oil-based lubricants or other oil-based products.

item PS-GLG-1028-S, small: $15.95 [Order]
item PS-GLG-1028-M, medium: $15.95 [Order]
item PS-GLG-1028-L, large: $15.95 [Order]
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[RECOMMENDED!]

Liquid Silk Water-Based Lube
Liquid Silk is the best lube we have ever encountered. More like a lotion than a traditional sex lube, Liquid Silk contains no glycerin, no scents, and no nonoxynol-9. Many people are sensitive to nonoxynol-9, and we've had a certain amount of personal experience that glycerin-based lubes can promote yeast infections. Liquid Silk also has one truly delightful property: as it dries out, it doesn't get sticky! It just gets less and less slippery. Also great for masturbation... and it contains skin conditioners and vitamin E. Water-based, latex-safe.

We've had customers say that it saved their sex life. We can't promise you the same (we don't even know that your sex life needs saving), but give it a try!

Note: While this lube contains a very small amount of dimethicone, a silicone polymer, there is not nearly enough to cause reactions with silicone toys.

Ingredients: Water, propylene glycol, dimethicone, cellulose polymer, Ppolysorbate 60, sorbitan stearate, cetearyl alcohol, glyceryl stearate NSE, BNPD, disodium EDTA, phenoxyethanol, methyl paraben, butyl paraben, ethyl paraben, propyl paraben, BHT.

item PS-BDY-1006-050, 50 ml (1.69 fl. oz.): $5.95 [Order]
item PS-BDY-1006-250, 250 ml (8.45 fl. oz.): $13.95 [Order]
item PS-BDY-1006-010, 10 ml sachet: $0.95 [Order]
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[RECOMMENDED!]

O'My Flavored Lubes, 4 oz.
Well, yum! These flavored lubes are the best we've ever tasted. They completely lack the soapy-chemically taste that ruins so many glycerine-based lubes, and the flavors are very pure and natural. O'My, the base lube, is a great lube all by itself, and tastes pretty good even without flavoring. If you are looking for flavored, water-based lubes, these are the ones you should be looking for.

Each bottle is 4 ounces, and they come with a very nifty pump-top dispenser.

Ingredients: Water, vegetable glycerin, hemp seed oil, guarana extract, Siberian ginseng extract, hydroxyethyl-cellulose, sodium benzoate, tetrasodium EDTA, grapefruit seed extract, damiana extract, natural flavors.

item PS-OMY-1023-CAP, cappuccino: $15.95 [Order]
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Stroke 29 Masturbation Cream
Masturbation lotions are easy to come by in the household cupboard, but why not use something specifically designed for your prick? Stroke 29 is a lovely jack-off cream that, as it heats up, doesn't get sticky. It also doesn't feel oily like so many other lotions and oil-based creams do, so you aren't left with greasy hands when you are done and can wash or wipe right up. The manufacturers say that around the 29th stroke of your hand-job, the sensation of the formula changes. We tried and tried to feel this change right before stroke 30, but the more we tried, the less we cared about sensing the change and just kept leaning back and enjoying ourselves. Maybe you can find a volunteer physical trainer to come keep you company and count for you -- let us know if you discover anything.

Made by the guys at Gun Oil who know their cocks like they know, well, their cocks. We simply couldn't get enough. Sold in a cute blue tub you can dip your fingers into as well as a packet, good for two uses (depending on how much you use) with a less-than-festive man's face on the label.

Stroke 29 is an oil-based product, and thus is not compatible with latex toys or safer-sex products. We do offer safe, non-latex gloves (Purple Nitrile Gloves) and condoms (the Avanti condom) that can be used with this product.

Ingredients: Water, Octyl Palmitate from Coconut Oil, Almond Oil, Steary/Cetyl Emulsifiers, Aloe Vera, Vitamin E, Methy/Propyl Paraben, Germal, Carbomer 940, TEA

item PS-EPP-1077-177, tub 177 ml, (6 fl. oz.): $21.95 [Order]
item PS-EPP-1077-007, packet 7ml, (0.25 fl. oz.): $1.95 [Order]
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Afterglow Toy Tissues
If you would rather stay tucked between the sheets and enjoy your post-orgasmic bliss without fretting over where to drop the soiled toys between uses, you might want to consider some Afterglow Toy Tissues. Part anti-bacterial disinfecting disposable wipe and part refreshing personal clean-up cloth, these pre-moistened wipes can clean your toys, your bodies, and your mind (well, we won't go that far) in one fell swipe. These wipes can navigate any type of toy material and will remove residue from your romance accessories in case you want another go-around or just don't want to walk to the bathroom in the middle of the night down your long, cold hallway. If you rather, these tissues can also be used for mopping up your love liquids when the used tube sock you grabbed off the floor seems less than romantic. One tissue is good for cleaning up to two or three toys, so best bring out the heavy artillery before you get down to business.

We sell Afterglow Toy Tissues in two different ways. The multi-pack is one, re-sealable package of 20 wipes to keep bedside or in a drawer for whenever you might need one (can you say easy access?). The individual pouches are individually wrapped tissues sold singularly or in a set of five, ideal for tossing into your purse, pocket, or the bowl of condoms next to your partner's bed at the next sleep-over. Slightly scented with a pleasant tang bergamot tea.

Ingredients: Water, Propylene Glycol, Aloe Barbadensis leaf Juice, PEG 14M, Polysorbate 20, PEG-40 Hydrogenated Castor Oil, Bergamot, Chlorhexidine Digluconate, Iodopropynyl Butylcarbamate

item PS-DVT-1080-020, multi-pack of 20: $7.95 [Order]
item PS-DVT-1080-005, five individual tissues: $4.95 [Order]
item PS-DVT-1080-001, one individual tissue: $0.95 [Order]
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Kama Sutra Gift Box
Kama Sutra Company
A large gift box full of sensuous sensations: The Original Oil of Love, Pleasure Balm, Honey Dust (with feather applicator), Sweet Almond Massage Oil, and French Vanilla Body Soufflé Cream . When the Weekender Kit just isn't enough...

item PS-KMS-1009: $69.95 [Order]
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Kama Sutra Massage Oil
Kama Sutra Company
Massage is one of the great sensual pleasures known to humankind. And who hasn't used this marvelous excuse to get your hands on the flesh of the one you desire? Here we have truly wonderful oils. Sweet Almond is an oil with no scent at all -- well, none added, anyway. Used by the professionals, this is a wonderful emollient that will last the course; a full hour's massage, for those with strong hands... 8 ounce bottles. We also have one 8 ounce bottle of Healing Blend left (see below for scent description).

Also available: the Kama Sutra Massage Therapy Kit, a beautifully boxed set including 2 ounce bottles of five massage oil scents: Sweet Almond (see above). Healing Blend has the clean, crisp scent of juniper, blended with rosemary and lavender for relaxing those tense muscles. Serenity is more floral, with lavender as its first tone, then marjoram and geranium. Pleasure Garden, our most popular scent, claims bergamot, jasmine, and sandalwood, but mostly smells of roses. Soaring Spirit is more invigorating, with hints of citrus and mint over a rose geranium base. All of these scents are very clean, not overpowering; you can walk away from a massage without feeling doused in commercial floral perfume, which is a nice touch.

Ingredients: Cold Pressed Almond Oil, Grapeseed Oil, Avocado Oil, Lecithin, Natural Vitamin E, Sweet Sesame Oil, Essential Oils. (Essential oils vary from fragrance to fragrance; Sweet Almond has "fragrance" listed instead of "essential oils.")

item PS-KMS-1011-AL, sweet almond: $16.95 [Order]
item PS-KMS-1011-HB, healing blend: $16.95 [Order]
item PS-KMS-1011-KT, massage therapy kit: $26.95 [Order]
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Stallion Silicone Suction-Cup Dildo
A silicone suction cup dildo! Woo-hoo! The Stallion is great if you want a dildo that you can stick to flat surfaces such as chairs or walls or filing cabinets, but still want all the lovely qualities of silicone sex toys. It has a nice curve at the tip and an interesting undulating design; the undulations are less gradual and more well-defined than usual, with a sort of sectional style and a solidly chunky size. And it'll stick firmly to hard, flat, smooth surfaces such as metal, plastic, tile or wood (although it may leave a slight stain on wood, so don't use it on the antique dining-room chairs you got from your grandmother). It doesn't have lots of pokey little suction cups; instead, the entire base itself has a cupped shape, so you can use it as a standard non-suctiony dildo if you like, and it's wearable in a harness. You can also stick two of them together at the base (or stick a Stallion and a Colt together), and voila! a groovy do-it-yourself double dildo. 8" total length, just under 7" insertable length, 1-5/8" in diameter at the widest insertable point. Black or Purple Marble.

Note: This toy has the same dimensions as a toy we used to carry called the Master, but comes without the lettering on the base and in a fabulous new color.

item PT-DIV-2098-BK, black: $49.95 [Order]
item PT-DIV-2098-PR, purple marble: $49.95 [Order]
item PT-DIV-2098-BL, blue marble: $49.95 [Order]
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Mariposa Azúl Glass Dildo
Cobalt glass is a favorite of this toys-buyer and this breathtaking blue spiral wand is no exception. Midnight blue in the shadows and cornflower in the light, the Mariposa Azúl is the ellusive shade of the deep, blue ocean. Capping the end of this dildo is a clear orb internally etched with a dichromatic monarch butterfly that shimmers as the glass turns. The shaft begins with a realistic shaped head and continues with a slightly curved shaft wrapped in a ribbon of spiraled glass. Beautiful! 6" long x 1-1/2" head, 1-1/4" shaft.

item PT-PHX-2101: $99.95 [Order]
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[RECOMMENDED!]

River Glass Dildo
Behold the harnessed beauty and sensual flow of the River! Hand crafted out of smooth blue, green, aqua and turquoise glass, this masterpiece evokes the spirt of flowing water and brings it to your bedroom. Approximately 11" in length from the base to the slightly ribbed head (for extra friction on the G-Spot or prostate), the River is designed for sliding deep into your body with gentle ease. There is a slight curve to the overall length of this toy to aid in easier penetration as well as to give the user a better angle to hold the glass as they thrust. Gradually broadening from the 1-1/2" head, the River reaches about 1-3/4" at the base. Although the glass detailing only exists on the head, one could use the wider bottom internally if the thicker glass is appealing. We fell in love with the River the moment we laid our eyes on it and it isn't just because we are 'fish that we give it our highest recommendations!

Please note that because each piece is hand made, slight variations in color and size should be expected. Also note that because of the length, this dildo is on the heavier side and weighs about 2 lbs. The River is made of a material called "soft glass," not soft as in breakable, but soft in that it begins its life as molten glass in a furnace at 2100 degrees Fahrenheit and not in bar form. This glass is very strong and study, but it should not be boiled or frozen, nor dunked into very hot or cold water as it could shock the glass and harm it. Wash with warm soapy water and all will be well.

Please shop carefully. We do not accept satisfaction returns on this item. Please see our ordering information page for our complete returns policy.

Free shipping! This item (and nearly all orders of $100 or more) ships free within the United States. Check out our ordering FAQ for full information.

item PT-HPG-2146: $126.95 [Order]
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[RECOMMENDED!]

Smart Balls
Looking for something stealthy and fun to put in your pussy? These Smart Balls are quiet, particularly when muffled inside your, well, muff. The basic marketing pitch on these is that the two 1-1/2" balls have smaller weighted balls inside which rattle around and "vibrate" inside you as you move around; this is said to strengthen the vaginal muscles. And they're made of Elastomed, a medical-grade, latex-free, silicone product that had a harder-than-traditional-silicone consistency which allows the balls to maintain their shape and yet they still feel smooth and comfortable with a texture quite a bit like traditional silicone. Sadly, due to supply issues, you can't specify the color, but they're all two-tone colors (black with grey pictured).

These things are as cute as they are fun. You don't even need batteries! You just pop them in your cunt and go about your day, giving even the most boring household tasks a bit of a kick. Piles of laundry to do? Ha! Tub need a good scrubbin'? Double ha! The more you move, the more they do. We suggest taking up country line dancing.

2.5 ounces.

Note: This is not a butt-toy. While it may seem like a good idea to stick them up your butt, the fact that they don't have any flange to speak of makes us think that this would be a very unwise choice.

item PT-FUF-1623: $25.95 [Order]
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[RECOMMENDED!]

Pure Wand
Let's just come right out with it: we love this toy but we dislike its dorky name. But, seeing as the ultra swanky black box that it comes housed in has the name stamped on the outside, inside, as well as the packaging, we were hesitant to offer up a different one. Regardless, the Pure Wand is one of the coolest toys the office has come in contact with in a long time. There was much ooh-ing and ahh-ing when this solid stainless steel crescent was lifted from its silky home.

So elegant, this heavy metal dildo is just as much a piece of art as an amazing toy. Each end is crafted to end in a ball, one side measuring 1", the other 1-1/2", allowing for versatility in which orifice to play with and how big you want to go. The 7-1/2" curved shape of the shaft (11" if able to straighten it out) makes thrusting extremely easy and can function as a nifty handle to really get deep inside your harder to reach places. Most anal dildos are not made with reach-around-ability in mind, so that makes the Pure Wand that much more of a standout. Additionally, the balled ends make wonderful prostate stimulators.

One of our testers reported that the Pure Wand, when used as a vaginal toy, was the first toy she was ever able to ejaculate with. Oh yes, you read that correctly. When sitting or reclining, the sitting surface makes a great fulcrum for rocking the toy into the vagina and rubbing hard on the G-spot. If you are a squirter or would like to become one, this toy is one that could help you along that path. (Check out Female Ejaculation and the G-Spot for the fabulous book.) And if you just want to rock your little world without a watershow, we can't think of a better toy to do it!

Please shop carefully. We do not accept satisfaction returns on this item. Please see our ordering information page for our complete returns policy.

item PT-NJY-2011: $108.95 [Order]
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[RECOMMENDED!]

Heart of Stone
Imagine indulging yourself with the thrill and opulence of Roman-Greco decadence! These lavish pieces are hand crafted by skilled artisans out of stunning, fine marble. Ranging in color from a deep marbled golden brown to a crystalline white, these ringed stone phalluses are as elegant as they are unique.

Beginning with a tapered head for a gentle entry, the glossy stone widens to 1-5/8" before sectioning off into a shaft of carefully carved ripples. The thinnest point (between the ripples) is 1-3/8", the widest point is 1-5/8". The shaft measures about 5" in length and is set at a slight angle pointing away from its beautiful heart-shaped base (hence the name). The base, polished to a reflective sheen, works perfectly as a hand-hold, a flared base, and a display stand so all who happen by might admire your piece of sensual art. We also considered checking out the possibility of using it in the kitchen to grind fennel seeds like a 2-1/4 pound marble mortar and pestle, but have had no luck talking our testers into a mid-romp culinary experiment. You'll have to check it out for us. (At your own risk, of course.)

Also, the Heart of Stone feels remarkably cool in temperature when inserted and does not warm quickly with your body temperature the way other rigid materials tend to do. The result is a chilly, solid penetration that makes the 23rd thrust as much of a revelation as the first. We could not get enough of it.

The Heart of Stone has elements of brown or gold to the marble. While the background color is white like a sculpture, each contains unique colored and texture components. Because each piece is made from a unique piece of marble, please allow for color variations as well as size differences up to 1/8" in either direction of those we stated.

Please shop carefully. We do not accept satisfaction returns on this item. Please see our ordering information page for our complete returns policy.

Free shipping! This item (and nearly all orders of $100 or more) ships free within the United States. Check out our ordering FAQ for full information.

item PT-MRD-2074-YL, golden accents: $139.95 [Order]
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Pandora P-Spotter
The name "Pandora" in Greek means "all gifted," and this little silicone vibe is nothing if not that. Designed to slip easily into the butt and stimulate your inner-most parts, the Pandora P-Spotter is a fun little nymph. The 3-1/2" insertable length is a very manageable size that, coupled with a skinny body only 1" wide at the thickest point, should have no trouble sneaking into the most novice of anuses (or is that anui? Hmm...).

Once inserted, the little hooked nose presses into the general area of the prostate gland, what seems like the gold-mine of pleasure spots for men these days. What's better, a small on/off button on the bottom of the 3" base can be pressed to move the vibrating mechanism through 7 levels and functions of vibrations. The vibe is very high speed, almost hummingbird-wing-flapping fast, so even when it is going full out at the hardest level, the sensation is still fairly mild and more buzzy than throbby. It's also nice to insert and leave in place for a while, you know, if you are into that kind of thing. Runs on three Button Cell batteries (included).

item PT-VBX-2151: $28.95 [Order]
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Strawberry Glass Butt Plug
Seldom does one think of "stunning" when they hear talk of butt-plugs, but these Strawberry Glass Butt-Plugs are gasp-inducingly pretty. No really, we think they are gorgeous.

The gentleman who makes these plugs for us takes deep purple, magenta, pink, and white glass, swirls them all together, and hand blows these unusually shaped, solid glass pieces. The head begins with a gentle taper for smooth, easy entry before narrowing down to a significant stem. The berry-shaped head is set at a slight upwards curve to better rest along the prostate (should the user have one). Serving double duty, the base flange can be used as a spiffy ball handle or as a bulbous G-spotter if one were inclined to use it vaginally. We made sure to have some of these made in larger sizes for those of you who have been disappointed by the lack of selection out there for big plugs. We have never seen anything quite like these brilliantly colored Strawberry Plugs and are absolutely thrilled to have them in our collection!

Note: While some of these pieces have color that extends from the tip of the nose to the bottom of the base (as pictured in the large), others have the color encased in a layer of clear glass (as pictured in the medium). Because these plugs are all hand made, they tend to differ slightly in the color pattern and overall dimensions (and yes, the amount of clear tip as well). Please expect that your piece will look very similar to these but the dimensions given are approximate, although every effort has been made to keep the head diameter within 1/8" (give or take) from what is listed. We can't accept returns based on size variations for these items. Also, these plugs are made from "soft glass" (soft in that it begins its life as molten glass in a furnace at 2100 degrees Fahrenheit and not in bar form, but the glass is very sturdy and strong), not Pyrex. Do not move them from extreme heat to extreme cold as they could fracture.

The Small plug is roughly 1-1/2" at the head, 0.7 lbs.

The Medium plug is roughly 2" at the head, 1.2 lbs.

The Large plug is roughly 2-1/2" at the head, 2.2 lbs.

Please note: due to the handcrafted way these toys are manufactured, the stems will vary from 3/4" to 1-1/4" in diameter.

Please shop carefully. We do not accept satisfaction returns on this item. Please see our ordering information page for our complete returns policy.

Free shipping! This item (and nearly all orders of $100 or more) ships free within the United States. Check out our ordering FAQ for full information.

item PT-HPG-2145-S, small: $109.95 [Order]
item PT-HPG-2145-M, medium: $129.95 [Order]
item PT-HPG-2145-L, large: $149.95 [Order]
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Red Ringer Anal Wand
This stack of bloops toy has a firm, slick, rubbery-plastic-like feel to the touch; it's made of a semi-soft red plastic filled with a squishier substance called "hot melt" and in case you're sensitive to smells, it does have a rubbery scent.

6-1/2" insertable length, bloops sized from 1" at the tip to 1-3/4" near the base. Base is 3" diameter.

item PT-DOC-1953: $10.95 [Order]
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[RECOMMENDED!]

Fishhook Plug
Fishing for a toy to inspire the stuff of legends? Cast in solid stainless steel and named by one of our loyal customers, these Fishhook Plugs have a unique conical bulb that eases inside with naught but a gentle nudge. The stem decreases in width, ending in an adorable oval handle which is a perfectly shaped handhold for lubey fingers or even a nook to hang your keys off of if you tend to misplace them often (just an idea). The tapered shape of the stem induces movement; as your sphincter muscles flex, the Fishhook Plug pulls deeper inside then slides back out a tiny bit when you relax. The neck is thinner than most other plugs we have seen, only slightly wider than 1/4", which means that this plug is likely to stay inside you even if you otherwise tend to pop toys out of your well-conditioned bum. It also means that the focus of the sensation from this toy comes from the delicious pressure of weighty metal inside your booty instead of the feeling of being "held open" that other butt-toys may provide.

If you have a prostate that begs for massages every now and again, the Fishhook Plug head angles naturally up towards that gland. By thrusting the toy, an action made simple with the help of the oval handle, the bulb can grind away on the prostate, producing a penis-free orgasm for many men. In fact, some of our testers were able to achieve prostate stimulation by sitting on the handle and rocking back and forth in their chairs, (and while no one mentioned doing this in the actual Blowfishie office, I'm not saying it was out of the realm of possibility). Ladies lacking prostates also take note, this plug is built for the ease and comfort of your tushie just as much as for his.

Comes in three sizes, a small measuring 1" wide and 2" long, a medium measuring 1-1/4" wide x 2-1/2" long, and the large, 1-1/2" wide x 3" long. The widest point of these plugs is measured at the head, but please note that this head is not circular but more of a strawberry shaped bulb. All toys come in an absolutely stunning black storage box lined magenta silk.

(Note: Njoy calls this the "Pure Plugs," but we like our name better.)

item PT-NJY-2038-S, small, 2" x 1": $59.95 [Order]
item PT-NJY-2038-M, medium, 2-1/2" x 1-1/4": $71.95 [Order]
item PT-NJY-2038-L, large, 3" x 1-1/2" : $84.95 [Order]
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[RECOMMENDED!]

Colt Anal-T
If you hear the name Colt Anal-T and think of anything involving crumpets or Earl Grey, have we got a surprise for you. This butt-vibe, while having nothing to do with teatime, is one of the best to come along in awhile. (Although, now that we ponder the subject, perhaps Earl Grey did like it in the butt... who knows?) The 5" long x 1" wide probe vibe is set at an angle so when it is inserted up the butt, the length sits along the prostate without having to hunt around for it. The hand-held side has a plunging handle if you care to thrust with it which doubles as a base flange. The insertable portion ends with a ball-shaped indentation near the base to help keep the shaft deep inside.

The small hand-held controller takes the vibration through four near silent levels of sensation, from a throbby low to a dang substantial high. Best of all, the motor is located in the top of the shaft so the vibration happens at the maximum depth. Silky-soft black rubber covers the entire surface of both the controller and the vibe making the entire device waterproof. The Colt Anal-T was designed as a butt toy but we see no reason why it can't be used vaginally or externally if you so choose. The only thing we didn't love about this toy was the seam of the rubber along the top and bottom edge of the shaft but it ended up being hardly noticeable once in use. A fresh idea in anal play that would delight any butt-play fan, be it a novice, expert, or even Earl Grey.

All you need is two AA batteries and you are off to underwater bliss (not included, but we do sell them).

The Blowfish Limited Warranty period for this item is 90 days. Please contact us if you have any questions about the warranty on this item.

item PT-CAL-2112: $15.95 [Order]
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Glide Prostate Massager
Ever look at a "hands-free" prostate toy and wonder how on earth the round handle is supposed to move the device enough to actually get you off? The Glide Prostate Massager is a different sort of prostate massager with a nifty ball bearing adorned abutment that, (yup, you guessed it), glides with gentle ease. Set at a sharper angle than many other butt-toys, the Glide puts a fair amount of pressure right against the length of the prostate, a sensation many men find orgasmic all on its own. When the user tightens their abdomen muscles, the body of the toy moves a bit and sends the smooth metal ball rolling. This in turn causes the shaft of the toy to rub back and forth on the gland. Wee! Three small ridges near the base for a little bit more grip and some extra texture for your bum. Measures 1-1/8" x 1" at the widest point and is insertable up to about 3-3/4". Firm plastic.

The Glide also comes with a nifty tool (made of color corresponding plastic that matches the toy) that pops the ball bearing out of the massager if you find that you want to clean it thoroughly. We who love to keep our playthings spick-and-span think this is damn near brilliant.

item PT-P2M-2141-BL, blue: $48.95 [Order]
item PT-P2M-2141-BK, black: $48.95 [Order]
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[RECOMMENDED!]

Shur Shot
An all-metal douche kit that attaches to your shower head -- convenient and kinky! It's designed for enema play, but could certainly be used for vaginal douching if you're so inclined. The kit comes complete with 5-1/2" long 13/16" diameter nozzle, 5-1/2' long flexible metal hose, and shower head diverter (which can be used to adjust the water pressure). For those times you want to be squeaky clean where it counts.

item PT-LMS-1624: $37.95 [Order]
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Ménage à Trois for Two Harness
If you've sat watching your favorite porn actress getting DP'd (that's double penetrated for us lay folk) and wished you could try that at home, well now you can! No need to go trolling online for a second boy, now you can rig up your own man and make, well, a Ménage á Trois for Two with this nifty harness and dildo!

It works its magic with two O-rings: one to hold a dildo to his abdomen and another to go around his cock and balls. The kit comes with three metal O-rings (1-1/2", 1-3/4" and 2") and one rubber one (1-3/4") which can all be swapped around depending on which one fits around his package better; however, most of our male testers wanted a larger rubber O-ring for comfort's sake (not included, but we do sell them). The bottom ring is connected to the harness by four snaps; so keep in mind that even if you usually wear a 2" metal cock-and-ball-ring, it's going to fit smaller on this harness. (By the way, one testing couple reported that you can remove that G-string strap and the whole shebang still stays in place just fine). Also note that getting this harness on takes a bit of calculation and forethought; best try it with the lights ON first time around.

The dildo that comes with this harness measures 5-1/4" x 1-3/16" (shown top) and comes in red or purple (sorry, but we do not offer a choice of color). If you are a female wearer wanting to do another lady, all you need is a second dildo and you are off to the races (so to speak). Or, if you are just looking for a cool cock-ring harness, or even just a harness than men can wear above their package with a higher dildo for vaginal penetration, this one works smashingly.

Note: We photographed this harness with two dildos to show how a cock should be positioned with both the balls and shaft through the ring, but only the top toy (shown in Purple) is included with the harness.

item PT-SSI-2136: $58.95 [Order]
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[RECOMMENDED!]

Eroscillator Top Deluxe Vibrator
The Eroscillator is an interesting and clever vibrator design that's specifically made for sexual use, unlike many of our other plug-in vibrators that are meant for general massage and have been co-opted for sexual use. The Eroscillator creates its vibrations by oscillating, or moving in a back-and-forth rotating motion, rather than the usual side-to-side or up-and-down jerking of other plug-ins. This oscillation creates a sensation that's intense without being overwhelming. There are three power levels controlled by a sliding switch. It has other good design features as well: the 12-foot-long cord gives it a lot of reach, making for a good amount of versatility, and the long, slender handle makes it easy and comfortable to grip and to fit between you and your partner, if you choose to use it during play with a partner. It's a pretty copper color, too. Endorsed by Dr. Ruth, which you may or may not care about; appreciated by the Blowfishies, and of course you care about that!

Note that this is a new motor design that the manufacturers say is 40% more powerful than their previous motor design. We don't know if it's precisely 40% more powerful, but we do know that the lowest setting is about the same as the middle setting on the old motor, the middle about the same as the high on the old motor, and the high is more powerful than the high of the old style.

Comes with five attachments. On the far left you have the Grapes and Cockscomb attachment which has one surface that's narrow and ridged and the other surface with a bumpy texture. Next, you have the Ball and Cup attachment (shown on the toy in the top photo), one side of which is smoothly concave, the other side of which has a few nodules. Then, the French Legionnaire's Moustache, which features two clusters of soft fibers for soft, sensual tickling (yes, it looks silly, but it feels good). Then, the new Golden Spoon attachment. And, finally, you have the Seven Pearls of the Orient for internal use.

Note: While the manufacturer says that the attachments snap on very firmly, use caution when inserting the toy, and we would strongly advise against inserting any of the attachments anally.

If you are planning to use this toy outside of the United States, please see our Ordering Information page for important warranty information.

Please shop carefully. We do not accept satisfaction returns on this item. Please see our ordering information page for our complete returns policy.

Free shipping! This item (and nearly all orders of $100 or more) ships free within the United States. Check out our ordering FAQ for full information.

item PT-ARC-1148: $182.95 [Order]
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Hitachi Magic Wand with Gee Wizard Attachment Package
What a package! Now available, the Hitachi Magic Wand with the newest and most accessorized attachment yet, the Gee Wizard. We know as soon as you buy one, you are going to want the other. Save yourself the delay and get both at the same time for an incredible deal!

Our apologies, we are unable to ship the Hitachi Magic Wand outside the United States.

item PT-BLO-2010: $82.95 [Order]
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[RECOMMENDED!]

Le Lynx Titanium Vibrator
A rare gem of vibrators, we have never seen anything quite like this individually crafted titanium toy. This Le Lynx is a masterpiece in and of itself, sure to make you feel like the extravagant pleasure-god or goddess you are. This weighty metal vibe is made from fine titanium and comes with three interchangeable heads. The kicker is that the motor for the vibe is in the top of the toy so each head is a different speed. Choose the plain head for low vibration, the double bump for medium, or the triple ringed top for hard-core, full blown sensation. Metal is the perfect material for a strong vibrator because there is no soft rubber or silicone to damper the intensity. What is left is a ultra strong vibration that can be used externally like your favorite hard-buzzing wand vibe (for example: the Hitachi or the Wahl) or internally for a sensation our tester could not articulate save for wide eyes and a gaping mouth. She managed to stammer out that nothing that strong have ever been inside of her before and that she is unsure as to whether or not she will ever be able to part with it ever again. We take that to mean that she liked it.

The Le Lynx is completely waterproof when a top is in place and the manufacturers encouraged us numerous times to try it out in the hot tub. This also means you can throw them in the dishwasher or in sink full of soapy water to clean them. Because titanium conducts temperature pretty well, the high speed motor tends to heat the head of this vibe up after ten or fifteen minutes. Some of us liked it, others found using this toy under water or with the lower speed heads more pleasant. At 7-1/8" long and 1-1/4" wide, it runs on three CR123A Lithium batteries (which we do not yet sell, but are told that they aren't super expensive and this toy comes with a set), and the strong vibration makes the special batteries worth it. Also, the vibe with all of its heads comes in an lockable case with faux cheetah fur and metal on the outside and is lined with plush black velvet on the inside. We love the case almost as much as the toy that comes inside. This vibe makes an incredible gift for a special someone, especially if that special someone is yourself. You are worth it.

Note: If you have trouble finding replacement batteries, try your local camera store or the photography department; CR123A Lithium batteries are a very common camera battery.

Please shop carefully. We do not accept satisfaction returns on this item. Please see our ordering information page for our complete returns policy.

Free shipping! This item (and nearly all orders of $100 or more) ships free within the United States. Check out our ordering FAQ for full information.

item PT-ELP-2005: $349.95 [Order]
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[RECOMMENDED!]

Intensity Rechargeable Vibe
Ahhh, at last... cordless pleasure without batteries! Did I say "waterproof pleasure without batteries"? I meant to! Finding a vibrator is difficult enough with worries about levels of vibration, keeping AA's on hand at all time, keeping it clean, and keeping it handy. The Intensity alleviates these nuisances with this innovative waterproof, rechargeable, silicone vibe.

The Intensity is 8" long from the tip of its flame-red silicone head to the orange base of the controller. The top 6" of this vibe is ribbed for added stimulation, gradually widening from the 1-1/4" head to 1-3/4" near the base. Uniquely configured, the controls of this toy also function as the docking mechanism that attach the dildo to its base for charging. A small "joystick" protrusion acts both as the power link to the base as well as the intensity controller. Simply push the little red button (looking rather like a little clitoris, if we do say so ourselves) to turn the vibrations on or off. Once on, the joystick can then be lightly pressed downwards to increase the vibrations or upwards to decrease them. This may seem upside-down until you play with it. With Intensity inserted, the handle points away from the body so pressing the joystick "up" acts to increase the sensation. We love that someone really put some thought into how these controls work! Also, once the intensity is at the highest of its nine vibration levels, if the joystick is held for a few seconds as if trying to make it go even higher, the vibe will begin cycling through vibrations that pulse and escalate. Also, the vibrations are virtually silent making this the perfect toy for mobility and discretion! Red with Orange Details.

The Intensity needs to be charged fully before use which takes about 10 hours. No cheating. We recommend plugging it in and leaving it overnight so you are not tempted to turn it on when it is only half juiced up. The manufacturer suggests that you keep it charging when not in use to keep the battery functioning at maximum efficiency. However, if the vibe is charged fully at least once every three months, your Intensity will retain a strong capacity. The vibe is waterproof and can be fully submerged in water for extra fun out by the pool, in the shower, or even if you just plan on rinsing it off in the sink without worrying. The colorful base has a 4-1/2 foot cord and looks pretty nifty holding the Intensity while it charges. Red with orange detailing.

Please shop carefully. We do not accept satisfaction returns on this item. Please see our ordering information page for our complete returns policy.

Free shipping! This item (and nearly all orders of $100 or more) ships free within the United States. Check out our ordering FAQ for full information.

item PT-FUF-2040: $139.95 [Order]
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OhMiBod Music Activated Vibrator
Anyone who has ever turned on the stereo before hopping into bed with a lover knows how much music can add to the erotic component of sex. The bumps and grooves, swells and rhythms of certain beats impact our moods and the ways we want to get off. So why not link the music you love the the vibrator that can get you there?

Meet the OhMiBod, the clever vibe that is iPod (or other MP3 player) compatible. Plug in your iPod (or your compact disk player, stereo, or any musical device with a headphones jack) using the included splitter, pop in your headphones, lean back, and enjoy the ride! No, we aren't kidding. This whimsical toy pulses in time with the bass beats that come from your iPod, throbbing in time with Shakira's hip-shaking drums, Snoop Dogg's rhymes, or Bocelli's dramatic crescendos. The intensity can be controlled with the volume, so at a reasonable listening level, the vibe throbs in time with the beat. But turn it up so the music is louder, not only does the shaft vibrate harder, it also picks up the pace and vibrates in longer durations than the rhythm.

We shrieked with glee when we plugged this toy in for the first time, making one another try to guess what we were listening to by the sensation of the vibrations coming through the vibe. It works pretty darn well, too! For a hard plastic vibe, this sucker is pretty intense. In fact, if you want to take a break from your musical adventures, the nice people at the OhMiBod factory included a second end-cap with a plain 'ol intensity dial so you can play with the vibrator all by itself. The shaft is insertable 5-3/4", is 1" thick, and is made of firm white plastic. The toy comes with a 5' cord to connect the toy to your musical device (no, an iPod is not included with purchase), a universal headphone connecter that allows you to hook up your headphones and the vibe to the same toy (which we found you can also use to hook up two sets of headphones to one musical device so two people can listen to the music at once-we thought that was cool), two end-caps, and a velvety pink storage pouch. Takes two AA batteries (not included).

Also, if you are interested in making your vibe feel a bit more like a real cock, check out the OhMiBod Pinkie Sleeve.

Note: We should mention that we found the painted silver base a little bit flimsy and, if we weren't careful putting the batteries in, might have damaged the cap.

item PT-SUK-2157: $69.95 [Order]
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I Rub My Duckie
OK, it's really cute. And it looks innocent, right? Sitting by your bathtub, or even next to your bed. Heck, you could leave it on your coffee table, and probably not even get a raised eyebrow.

But this little waterproof duck is not as innocent as it looks. In fact, it's quite a naughty ducky. When you pet it (squeeze its back), it starts to vibrate in some very interesting ways. You could use the bill for very focused stimulation, and there's lots of areas for more diffused sensations -- like the back of the head, neck or tail (the tail is especially fun, if a teensy bit disturbing, because you get to grab the head and use it as a handle). It's also fun to use the head and tail together (head forward or tail forward). A very versatile duckie, indeed.

And, now, the Duckie is available in interesting duckie-variations! In addition to the traditional (well, vibrating, but otherwise traditional) Yellow we now have the kinky Bondage Duckie (complete with Duckie-sized handcuffs and a non-removable ball-gag), the oh-so-wicked Devil Duckie (complete with heart-shaped foaming bath salts), the goth Duckie in Black and three new chic Paris Duckies (in Noir, Violette and Rose), which come adorned with a feather boa and sparkling "beakring" stud. Truly, there is now a Duckie for every occassion.

I Rub My Ducky is made from soft plastic. It uses 2 AA batteries (included, although we won't guarantee they're any good, since we don't know how long they've been in storage; we do sell batteries), and requires a screwdriver (either kind) to change the batteries. It is waterproof (due to a rubber gasket; make sure you close it tightly!) and it floats. As a matter of fact, it can "swim" around the tub if you let it go while it's vibrating. Note that, while the vibrator is pretty quiet when used on land and cannot be heard when used with the water running in the shower, in a standard tub full of water it makes a much louder low rumble (as would any waterproof vibrator, it's physics!). 5" long (chest to tail), 2-3/4" wide at the top of the back, and 4-3/4" tall at the head; precise measurements are a bit difficult, since it's shaped like a duck, not a rectangle, but you get the picture.

(5% of the price of each and every I Rub My Dickie we sell will be donated to the International Bird Rescue Research Center in Fairfield, California.)

item PT-BTT-1503-YL, yellow: $24.95 [Order]
item PT-BTT-1503-BON, bondage: $24.95 [Order]
item PT-BTT-1503-DEV, devil: $24.95 [Order]
item PT-BTT-1503-BK, black: $24.95 [Order]
item PT-BTT-1503-PBK, paris noir: $25.95 [Order]
item PT-BTT-1503-PPR, paris violette: $25.95 [Order]
item PT-BTT-1503-PPK, paris rose: $25.95 [Order]
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Astrea Remote Vibrating Panties
Who doesn't smile at the idea of vibrating panties? The slightest peek of lace coming into sight over a waistband or from up under a skirt has been known to bring lovers to their knees. If lingerie all on its own can be such a powerful aphrodisiac, imagine what lacy, lovely underthings could do if they vibrated!

Not only are the Astrea Remote Vibrating Panties sexy (which they are), they are also very versatile. The remote controlled vibrator is actually separate from the panties entirely. This means that you are free to slip the vibe inside the little crotch pocket of the panties they include in the box (size small/medium by our estimation) or you can place them inside the crotch pocket of your very own sexy panties (which we found made more sense for most women as the included pair are pretty teeny and only come in one size). You can even put the remote in your bra, your boxer briefs behind your balls, or the glove compartment of your lover's car on Halloween for a spooky "ghost in the car" effect. The options are endless.

The vibe itself is 2-1/2" long x 1" wide so it tucks neatly between the legs. It is also almost 1" tall as well, so be sure to note that you can feel it when you sit down. While small enough to insert, the vibrator is NOT designed to go inside the body, even with a condom to protect it. The vibe takes 2 AAAs (included) and cannot be used without the controller.

The controller is powered by one 12 volt battery (included) and has an on/off switch located on the side of the 3-1/2" x 1-1/2" box. It can easily be slipped inside a pocket or purse for discrete use when out in public.

The range of the vibe is very good. We were able to use it for over 20 ft in clear line of sight, and well over 10 feet around a corner. You could even slip the panties on and put the controller into your own pocket for playtime while waiting in line at the DMV if you were so inclined. (New car registration, anyone?) The vibrations are quiet but not silent so while you could use the toy in a movie theater or walking down the street and no one would be the wiser, unless there was some music playing at your remote-enhanced romantic dinner, the waiter might think your cell phone was ringing on the vibration setting. Do note that if you are sitting on a very hard surface (a park bench, for instance) the motor may be quiet but the knock of the vibrator against the wooden seat could be loud. Choose padded seats for maximum discretion.

While the panties come only in one size, we do offer them in both a black lace thong and a black lace brief style so you can be as bare as you dare or leave a little to the imagination. Also check out the nifty packaging that opens in the front via Velcro to a quick "how to identify your pleasure parts" guide for ladies. Festive and educational, need we say more? We love these naughty knickers!

The Blowfish Limited Warranty period for this item is 90 days. Please contact us if you have any questions about the warranty on this item.

item PT-CAL-2132-BRF, brief style: $64.95 [Order]
item PT-CAL-2132-THG, thong style: $64.95 [Order]
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[RECOMMENDED!]

The Cone Silicone Vibrator
We here at Blowfish pride ourselves on finding the newest, coolest, and most advanced sex gadgets that this world has to offer. So, when we found this really wonderful new toy we decided on the spot that we had to be the first place in the United States that you can order it!

The Cone is unlike any toy we have seen to date. This hands-free toy is made of firm pink silicone and equipped with a 16 function motor that vibrates and shakes at a variety of intensities (and in heaps of patterns that don't rely on predictable "two seconds on, two seconds off" types of sequences). Similar to the infamous Sybian (without the insertable portion and at a fraction of the cost) the body of The Cone is a delight to snuggle up to and rub against. While it looks nothing like a sex toy, lending itself nicely to sitting out when company comes over, The Cone even comes equipped with a high powered "orgasm button" for those times when you just can't wait a moment longer to come and need to skip to the highest-powered setting in one heck of a hurry. Best yet, the design is not based on a phallus shape so everyone, regardless of gender, can enjoy the rollicking, totally hands-free sensations. Takes three C batteries (not included).

If you are looking at this and thinking, "Well, great, but how do I use it?", we sympathize. A few of our favorite ideas include lying down over it to read erotica (so you can get off without getting the pages all lubey!), rubbing against it sitting cross-legged while going down on a partner, sitting in a desk chair and typing emails with it tucked in between the legs (or watching sports or porn or...), and wrapping around it lotus-style with a partner so both people get to play at the same time. While one could penetrate themselves on the tip of the cone, we find it it is better suited for rubbing against the surface; frottage is your friend! Depending on how you sit around it, you may find that it is difficult to reach the buttons on the side, so be conscious of your body placement. It takes 3 C batteries, not included, although we do sell them.

Free shipping! This item (and nearly all orders of $100 or more) ships free within the United States. Check out our ordering FAQ for full information.

item PT-TPR-2123: $119.95 [Order]
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[RECOMMENDED!]

Decadent Indulgence
If you are looking for a bunny-vibe but are willing to settle for a different creature, this humming bird will rock your little world with more intensity than any furry mammal. The Decadent Indulgence has some rather different features from our other rotating-shaft/clit-vibrator toys. First off, instead of containing loose beads that are pushed around by a moving rod, the balls inside the rotating shaft in this toy are mounted in fixed locations on the gyrating shaft so they can't get jammed up against each other. Second, the hummingbird clit-vibrator differs from our bunny and fish models for two reasons: 1) the wings provide a variety of caressing vibrations around the vaginal lips, depending on where you locate them, and 2) you can achieve a wide range of vibration sensations from stingy, to tickly, to straight-up vibration, depending on how close to the clit (or other vibration point) you press the bird's beak and head. The third different feature of this toy is that the Auto Reverse button doesn't just change the direction of the rotation; it actually cycles through three types of rotation: single direction, short bursts in one direction and then the other and back again, or rapid switches between directions.

The shaft is 1-1/2" wide at the rotating balls section and about 5-1/2" of the shaft is insertable. Covered in a pink rubbery material that has a mild sweet scent. Takes 4 AA batteries (not included, but we do sell them). The shaft and hummingbird each have separate 8-level speed controls with LED displays that are operated with +/- buttons and the Auto Reverse button operates on both parts simultaneously. The Decadent Indulgence provides lots of ways to amuse yourself and/or your partner, and even if you're not in a sexy mood you can always hypnotize yourself by watching the humming bird's beak spin wildly.

Please note, the hummingbird vibrator prong is meant for external vibration only. Please do not insert it, as you may damage the toy and such use is not covered under the warranty.

The Blowfish Limited Warranty period for this item is 90 days. Please contact us if you have any questions about the warranty on this item.

item PT-CAL-1686: $84.95 [Order]
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Electrosex Remote-Control Butterfly
The Electrosex Remote-Control Butterfly was the first remote device we tested that truly works. Not only can this silver butterfly sensor be turned off and on by a partner, the levels at which it stimulates can be changed remotely as well (we have tested it up to level 8 which seemed pretty dang high to us, but it goes even higher). We found that the remote function works through clothes, through solid walls, and from over 200 feet away (even though the packaging cites the range to be 3 meters from the target). If you have ever wanted your playmate to have something buzzing their private places that you have full control over from afar- look no further.

This toy is an electrical stimulator. This means that it runs high-voltage but very low-current electrical signals through the genitals and other sensitive parts of the body to cause the muscle to contract. In the case of this butterfly, the body of the insect is the generator (about the size of a remote car door key chain). Two sticky pads in the shape of silver wings emerge from under the generator and can be stuck onto any part of the body (hair is not a problem). Also, the wings will stick and re-stick a number of times before you will need to splash them with a tiny bit of water to reactivate the adhesive. The current emitted from the butterfly is then distributed out through the pad and onto the surface of your skin. Additionally, there is a small remote device (also key chain sized) that can control the butterfly, turning it off and on, up and down.

While electrical stimulation may sound like a painful activity, the sensation (at least on the lower levels) feels more like a thrumming vibration. As the intensity increases, the throbbing becomes more acute, like a pinching buzz. This quite unique and exquisite sensation results from muscles and nerves being stimulated. Every three minutes, the butterfly will cycle into a different kind of sensation- constant buzzing, slow throb, and various escalating patters. These cycles can not be controlled. This is not a standard TENS unit thus attachments will not work with this toy. If you have never played with E-stim (the lingo used surrounding the electrical stimulation community) but have want to give it an introductory shot, we can't think of a more fun way to get acquainted.

Runs on four Lithium 3 volt cell batteries, two in the butterfly and two in the remote, size CR2032 (currently we are not stocking these batteries).

Note: The directions manual is not stapled thus is destined to fall apart in your hands. Also, it is written with some appalling grammar. Good for a laugh, at the very least.

(Take note: do not place on or above chest level for safety. Also, the packaging warns you not to place the sticky pads on your eyeballs. Um, yes, please don't do that either.)

Please shop carefully. We do not accept satisfaction returns on this item. Please see our ordering information page for our complete returns policy.

item PT-RIM-1946: $89.95 [Order]
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Amazing Hot Heart
Amazing is right. Apparently working on the same principles as those disposable hand-warmers you can buy in outdoors shops, this reusable transparent vinyl heart is filled with a mysterious (non-toxic) liquid gel. There's also a small metal disc inside the liquid. Shake the disc over to the edge and squeeze the liquid out of the way so you can grasp and flex the metal disc through the vinyl shell. Instantly you'll see a change as crystals start to form inside the liquid and it heats up. Knead the crystals to soften and spread them and brief moments later you've got a warm, squishy heart great for massage, soothing cramps, or just warming your hands. Stays warm for about 30 minutes. And what's truly great is that it's reusable. When it's cooled down, pop it into boiling water for 10 minutes and the crystals dissolve. Once it's cooled down it's ready for storage until you need it again. And they're so inexpensive, you can buy several so once one cools down you can just pop another and keep going should you be working on a long massage session.

The vinyl is soft and slides smoothly over skin although you may find you prefer to use some massage oil or lube to make it even more slick. The heart is about 4-1/2" across at the widest point and fits nicely in most hands, especially since it's flexible.

item PT-LCR-1947: $8.95 [Order]
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[RECOMMENDED!]

Silicone Cock & Ball Rings
Our reviewer has become quite the cock ring connoisseur in his adult life, and he says these guys are great and very useful as a first time toy for men interested in using cock rings. With these a man can figure out size, longevity, and comfort, before moving up to the more expensive rigid cock rings. And although the manufacturer warns that you shouldn't leave these on for long periods of time, and we agree, if you have an experience like our reviewer and fall into a post-orgasm nap without remembering to take it off, they're stretchy enough to remove without struggle or pain and they spring right back to normal size. Our reviewer also played with twisting the larger one and using it on the shaft of his cock with very nice results, so they're versatile too. Comes in a set of three rings with an inside diameter of 40 mm, 45 mm, and 50 mm or for those not so metric-ly inclined, roughly 1-1/2", 1-3/4" and 2". Clear.

item PT-PIP-1627: $11.95 [Order]
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Chrome Donut Cock-Ring
This is a lovely chrome cock-ring for those of you who've found out what size ring you like and want something much more solid (and a lot more heavy) than silicone or rubber, or even leather. They weigh about 7 oz. each and feel luxuriously smooth to the touch. The metal is cool when first put on but it warms with your body heat so, after awhile, the ring heats along with your arousal. Our tester said its curved edges make it wearable for a fairly good amount of time, even given it's hefty (each band is 5/8" wide and 3/8" thick). He wore it with no-business-being-so-tight jeans and strolled around the house feeling rather yummy--can you say Castro Crotch?

Note: The measurements given with the prices are the inside diameter of the ring.

item PT-LMS-1735-044, 1-3/4": $21.95 [Order]
item PT-LMS-1735-047, 1-7/8": $24.95 [Order]
item PT-LMS-1735-050, 2": $24.95 [Order]
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[RECOMMENDED!]

Sounding Set, 8 Piece
Also known as urethra dilators, sounding rods (often referred to as just "sounds") are metal rods of increasing thickness designed with a gentle curve to be inserted (carefully!!) into the urethral opening. While the unhampered urethra is fairly narrow, over time, many men (and some women) find it extremely pleasurable and/or desirable to widen this opening.

This particular set of sounds comes with 8, double sided rods each measuring 8" long, or 4" per side. The most narrow of the sixteen sizes measures 3mm while the thickest is an invigorating 18mm (almost 3/4"). Each rod is stamped with its thickness in millimeters and held in place by soft elastic in a beautiful case lined in red velvet. My-oh-my these are pretty! If you have been looking for a set of sounds that are high quality and beautfiful, look no further.

(Please remember, use lots of lube, don't apply pressure, and only insert them as far as the base of the shaft for safety purposes!)

item PT-KOK-1965: $47.95 [Order]
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[RECOMMENDED!]

Soft Lover's Blindfold
A quality blindfold is a key element in the bedroom, and this Soft Lover's Blindfold is an ideal romantic accessory to sensory play. This handcrafted eye mask is made of slightly padded, very soft microfiber material that feels like velvet against the skin, front and back. A built-in no-peek bridge made of padded satin lines the nose piece, blocking light as well as keeping the material from pressing down upon on the eyelids. The wearer can open their eyes and blink with the mask on, a delightful relief from other blindfolds that rely on mashing the eyes shut to control sight.

When the ability to see is removed, a lover's touch, taste and smell are intensified. This blindfold is an elegant, comfortable way to explore sensual fantasy and keep your lover guessing your next move. The back closes with Velcro and fits heads 15" - 24". Black microfiber, Black satin.

item PT-OUI-2154: $25.95 [Order]
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[RECOMMENDED!]

Silk and Suede Restraints
Stunning restraints in beautiful purple Chinese silk, padded with foam and lined in soft suede for durable, yet sumptuous sensations inside and out... what's not to like? The fastening bits are made from quality nickel hardware and leather straps, so they stay secure. There is also a D-ring sewn into the leather that serves as a strong connection point for tying someone to the bedposts.

We love the smaller size of these restraints--many buckling restraints are so large that most of us can wiggle out of them even when they're fastened all the way down. These little beauties grip softly, yet tightly, around your wrists or ankles, making for a very bound-up-yet-cared-for feeling while wearing them. Wrist restraints have a 9" long pad and fasten around writsts from 1-1/2" to 3-1/2" in diameter. Ankle restraints have a 11" pad and fasten around ankles 2" to 4-1/2" in diameter. And did we mention they're gorgeous? Two fins up!

Note: The ankle restraints can be tightened small enough that they could be used on most wrists, too!

item PT-LBN-2097-WR, wrist restraints: $51.95 [Order]
item PT-LBN-2097-AK, ankle restraints: $55.95 [Order]
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[RECOMMENDED!]

Twisted Hemp Rope Kit
After scouring the industry for high-quality bondage rope, we have emerged from our bind victorious. Twisted Hemp Rope Kits, from the extremely highly regarded Twisted Monk, are perfect for all of your tying up and tying down needs. Unlike other ropes of various materials you can find at your local hardware store, these ropes are made from 100% natural hemp. Pure Romanian hemp threads are spun into lengths of twine and then twisted into cords. The result is premium rope that will not bunch up, slide, rip apart, abrade itself, or react strangely to the elements or to your skin. We consulted many professional rope artists when learning about this trade and natural hemp ropes emerged as (far and away) the top choice of the experts.

Because this rope is made from hemp, it has a very distinct scent and texture. The ropes smell vaguely of grass and hay; a gentle scent, like plants growing. The texture is rougher than a beginner might expect. These ropes are intended to "bite" a little bit, to hold onto the skin and form strong knots. These are not velvet cords, but durable ropes designed to hold your full body weight and then some, so expect a little bit of roughness especially before they are washed for the first time. They do, however, become softer and more supple with use. The ends are "whipped" meaning sewn together using black threads and a skillful stitch that will keep them from coming unwound.

These Twisted Hemp Rope Kits come in three beautiful colors: natural hemp (a sort of tan color) for the traditionalist out there, black, and crimson red (note: kits are monochromatic, so choose only one color). The rope is hand dyed using high quality inks but may bleed the first few times they are washed (laundering instructions included). The kit comes with three lengths of rope, all 6 mm think, one measuring 30' and two shorter 10' lengths to bind wrists or ankles individually. Also included are a pair of EMT Safety Scissors on the off chance that you need to cut yourself free in a heck of a hurry. If this is your first time playing with rope, or even if you are an old veteran, checking out a "How To" guide is extremely helpful (and insightful!). We especially liked The Seductive Art of Japanese Bondage by Midori, a wonderful guide to the ins and outs of rope play and this historical form of art and pleasure.

item PT-TWM-2073-BR, natural hemp: $53.95 [Order]
item PT-TWM-2073-RD, crimson red hemp: $53.95 [Order]
item PT-TWM-2073-BK, black hemp: $53.95 [Order]
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[RECOMMENDED!]

Fascinator Shag Throe Blanket
From the folks who brought you the Wedge and Ramp sex cushions, we have the Fascinator Shag Throe Blanket (not our fault; that's how the manufacturer spells it)! This luxurious 5' x 6' blankie is topped with fluffy polyester (think silky fake fur), which feels great under your bum (or your hands and knees, or your chin...). It's lined internally with a nylon barrier to keep all your sweet love juices off your bed (or couch or antique dining room table...), and is finished off with a polyester satin backing that feels pretty nifty too, if you'd like a change of surface. The first thing the reviewer did when she got home with it was strip down and roll around nude on top of it, it feels soooo good. Our only complaint is that it's really slippery, which can make sex sort of playfully fun, but makes getting down hard during missionary position a bit challenging; you can easily fix this by having the thruster's knees on your regular surface, and start the throe under your recipient's hips. Perfect for picnics (especially those kind of picnics), it's machine washable and makes a great go-to blanket for all your waterproof surface needs.

Please shop carefully. These products are drop shipped by the manufacturer and we do not accept satisfaction returns on these items. Please see our ordering information page for our complete returns policy. Sorry, but these items cannot be shipped outside of the United States. Shipping (by FedEx Ground, so no PO Boxes or APO/FPO addresses allowed, sorry!) to the continental United States is included in the price. If you order one (or more) of these blankets on the same order with other items, they will be entered into our system in separate orders and shipped separately.

Available in the following colors (note that due to variations of dyes, monitors, and color technology, these swatches are approximate, not absolute): Black Fluffy with Black Satin, Black Fluffy with Royal Blue Satin, Purple Fluffy with Purple Satin, Red Fluffy with Red Satin, Tan Fluffy with Brown Satin, black Fluffy with Blue Satin, Black Fluffy with Purple Satin, Black Fluffy with Red Satin, Red Fluffy with Black Satin.

item PT-OUI-2070-BKBK, black fluffy / black satin: $92.95 [Order]
item PT-OUI-2070-BLBL, blue fluffy / royal blue satin: $92.95 [Order]
item PT-OUI-2070-PRPR, purple fluffy / violet satin: $92.95 [Order]
item PT-OUI-2070-CICI, tan fluffy / brown satin: $92.95 [Order]
item PT-OUI-2070-BKBL, black fluffy / blue satin: $92.95 [Order]
item PT-OUI-2070-BKPR, black fluffy / purple satin: $92.95 [Order]
item PT-OUI-2070-RDBK, red fluffy / black satin: $92.95 [Order]
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The Merry XXXmas Book of Erotica
Tyler, Alison, ed.
Cleis Press
We didn't even know we had kinky Santa fantasies until we read some of the stories in this book! Editor Alison Tyler has collected some of the hottest holiday tales we've ever read, creating new holiday traditions such as a Santa who deals out spankings if you're naughty, elfs in tight green latex outfits, and the seasonal giant dildo gift you give yourself. With stories from such erotica masters as Thomas S. Roche, Simon Sheppard, M. Christian and Alison Tyler herself, these stories are sure to put you in the holiday spirit! (2005, 186 pp.)

item PB-CLS-1223: $14.95 [Order]
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[RECOMMENDED!]

Naughty Spanking Stories from A to Z
Bussel, Rachel Kramer, Ed.
Pretty Things Press
Twenty-eight stories (one for each letter of the alphabet, plus two bonus tales) that feature one of our favorite naughty acts (though what naughty act isn't one of our favorites?): spanking! From sweet over-the-knee spankings to full-on BDSM scenes, from stories about being spanked (and wanked) during a doctor's visit to stories featuring a steaming hot husband and wife caning scene (followed by a spanking, fear not), these stories run the gamut of spanking scenes, with lots of sex thrown in to make each one fresh and hot hot hot! If spanking is one of your favorite things, this just might be your must-have anthology. Recommended!

item PB-PTP-1306: $14.95 [Order]
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[RECOMMENDED!]

Bondage for Sex
Rose, Chanta
BDSM Press
Not since The Seductive Art of Japanese Bondage has there been such an informative, yet breathtakingly lovely, book on rope bondage. Bondage for Sex: Volume 1 is a full color (on glossy pages) instruction book on how to tie up your lover with rope, but the twist here (no pun intended) is that these positions are specifically designed to allow you to still have sex while tied up. From the Basic Spread Eagle to the rather advanced Open Leg Pile Driver, there's something here to spice up anyone's sex life. The pictures are professional, the models gorgeous, the setting sumptuous, the information sound and easy easy easy to follow. We can't recommend it highly enough. (2006, 138 pp.)

item PB-BSM-1323: $31.95 [Order]
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[RECOMMENDED!]

Burlesque and the Art of the Teese; Fetish and the Art of the Teese
Von Teese, Dita
Harper Collins
If devastatingly beautiful brunettes with ivory skin and ruby red lips are your thing, look no further. The Queen of the New Burlesque herself, Dita Von Teese, has put together a delectable new book, a dos a dos featuring the two sides of her glittering personality: the burlesque dancer opens the front of the book, but flip it over and open the other cover for Dita as fetish performer extraordinaire. With hundreds of exquisite photographs of the lovely Dita in her myriad costumes and personas, this book is a femme's dream, a collection of corsets, frilly underthings, stiletto heels, fishnets, fancy hats, cuban heeled stockings (always with garters!), petticoats, rhinestones, lace, feathers, satin pointe shoes, marabou tutus, bejeweled pasties, teeny panties, ruffles, bikinis, velvet, leather, gloves... you get the idea. Dita herself is the picture of glamour, whether she's vamping it up a la Bettie Page with a riding crop or doing a strip tease in a giant martini glass (complete with an olive sponge). We could gaze at her beauty all day long. And, if you can ever tear your eyes off the pretty pretty pictures, you can read up on Dita's versions of the history of both Burlesque and Fetish. A very lovely book, a pleasure for the eyes, much like Dita herself. Recommended for fans of all things glamorous. (2006, 272 pp.)

item PB-RGB-1267: $34.95 [Order]
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Bondage Boob Tube
Madison Young
MadisonBound/Blowfish Video
Bondage Boob Tube was named Hottest Kink Film at the Feminist Porn Awards, and it's easy to see why. It's a delightfully surreal and sexy flick that begins with Jewell Marceau watching a 1950s TV series and lamenting the utter lack of sex therein. Soon she's transported into the TV show -- dressed in a period polka-dot dress, no less -- where she finds out things aren't quite as straitlaced as they seem. For one thing, the lamp in the living room is actually Madison Young in bondage with a lampshade on her head, and Jewell does her best to turn that lamp on. When Bridgett Harrington, a native of the TV world, bursts in, she's appalled at the action, and she and Jewell have a spirited debate about whether bondage is more suited to function or fun. Meanwhile, Chanta Rose and Satine Phoenix get together for a polite social tea, which soon moves into the realm of rope bondage and vintage '50s underwear! Soon Satine is all tied up, and Chanta gets to work on her with a (thankfully anachronistic) vibrator. We return to Jewell and Madison, who've taken their fun outside, where Madison is pressed into service as a human clothesline, suspended sideways in a net of ropes. It's not long before the clothespins come out, of course. Madison is hit with a riding crop, doused with cold water, and generally abused for Jewell's amusement.... but comeuppance always comes. Bridgett arrives and takes charge of Jewell, wrapping her in ropes and chastising her verbally and otherwise, at one point making her into a living watering can. By the end of the film, Madison is transformed into a human footstool, Jewell is made into a living TV stand-cum-drink holder, and all is right with the world. This is weird, whimsical, smart BDSM, highly recommended.

Winner of the 2008 Feminist Porn Award for Hottest Kink Film! (2006, 60 min.)

Cast: Madison Young, Jewell Marceau, Chanta Rose, Bridgett Harrington, Satine Phoenix

item PV-BVI-1449-DVD, dvd format: $39.95 [Order]
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[Blowfish Connection!]

Friends and Lovers
Blowfish Video
Friends and Lovers celebrates real sex with three couples talking frankly about their personal sex lives -- and then providing demonstrations. The first couple, Charles Paul and Leila Swan, are professional porn performers and filmmakers, and they talk about the transition from the San Francisco porn scene to the more mainstream commercial porn business in Los Angeles (if you were wondering, the Bay Area is more genuine and kink-friendly than the San Fernando Valley). Leila's gorgeous, and their sex scene is a lot of fun. Eamonn and Grace talk about their exhibitionist tendencies and their belief that sexuality is the root of creativity. They have a great, passionate scene in a kitchen, and it's clear they know one another's bodies and preferences very well, and that, regardless of how long they've been together, they still take joy in the act of sex with one another. The last couple, Bob and Suzy, are really fantastic. Though they've had sex on film a few times, they don't call themselves porn stars, because there's no acting -- they just really love sex, and if there happens to be a camera running, they don't mind having sex in front of it. Their scene is joyful, genuine, and pleasantly raunchy, and the conversation beforehand is great, too, a fascinating glimpse into the world of San Francisco play parties and polyamory. Real people having real fun fucking; what could be more natural?

Watch the trailer: SmallMediumLarge (QuickTime Player format). (2005, 60 min.)

Cast: Charles & Leila, Eamonn & Grace, Bob & Suzy

item PV-BVI-1255-DVD, dvd format: $29.95 [Order]
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[Blowfish Connection!]

The Crash Pad
Shine Louise Houston
Pink and White/Blowfish Video
The Crash Pad is amazingly hot hardcore indie feminist dyke porn, sure to appeal to anyone who likes seeing gorgeous women do wonderfully nasty things to one another. These aren't your standard pornstar types, but a hip Bay Area cross-section -- the sultry femme, the boyishly cute dyke, the tattooed, and the pierced are all represented. How hot is this movie? Within the first seven minutes, you're treated to double penetration with strap-ons, and it only ups the ante from there. These women devour one another. There's cocksucking, cuntlicking, anal fucking, rimming, squirting, masturbating, three-ways, and more.

The premise is simple: there's an apartment, and if you're lucky enough to be given the key, you can let yourself in... and let yourself go. This isn't fake lesbian porn with pointless high heels and starlets barely able to conceal their distaste as they awkwardly tongue kiss. Real sex, real orgasms, real sweat, real bodily fluids, real laughter -- this is the genuine article, so utterly natural that the fact it's being filmed seems nearly incidental. Director Shine Louise Houston has become one of the leading lights of the feminist porn movement, and her debut film demonstrates her unparalleled sense of style, humor, and, most of all, her dedication to hot real sex. Extensive extras include a cast interview, director interview, storyboards, outtakes, trailers, and a director's commentary.

The Crash Pad is, simply, one of the hottest films we sell, a feature so groundbreaking that it has spawned a slew of imitations, and winner of the Hottest Dyke Sex Scene from the Feminist Porn Awards. It's really that good. Here's the key. Come inside.

View the trailers! QuickTime (best) • Windows Media PlayerMPEG-1 (should play on anything).

Be sure to check out Superfreak the great second movie by the same director!

And customers say...

This is the hottest adult DVD we now own (we've only made it through the first 2 scenes). Me & my wife enjoy the movie because it was real people enjoying what they're doing. Very very happy.

The adventures of The Crash Pad continue in Shine's latest release, The Crash Pad Series, Volume 1, now available for pre-order!

And if you are looking for even more wonderfulness from Shine Louise, be sure to check out The Crash Pad Series website, the on-going web site show. It's like TV, only there's always something on. (2005, 60 min.)

Cast: Jiz Lee, Dusty Ryder, Jo, Dylan Rion, Roxie Ryder, Simone, Shawn

item PV-BVI-1414-DVD, dvd format: $34.95 [Order]
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[Blowfish Connection!]

Superfreak
Shine Louise Houston
Pink and White/Blowfish Video
The premise of Superfreak is a kind of funky genius: the roaming ghost of punk-funk musician and notorious wild man Rick James possesses the bodies of women and makes them get super-freaky with one another. The ghost, who appears only briefly between possessions, is played by director Shine Louise Houston, who does an impression of Rick James that rivals Dave Chapelle's. Houston is rapidly becoming a name to be reckoned with in the world of independent lesbian porn, and Superfreak is just as hot (and far funnier) than her first award-winning film The Crash Pad.

The lascivious ghost of Rick James's first victim is luscious fetish goddess Madison Young (of madisonbound.com and another wonderful Blowfish Video release, Bondage Boob Tube), who masturbates in the opening scene with a dildo and Hitachi Magic Wand. The only touch of bondage is a rough rope tied around one of her thighs, but a little goes a long way, and Madison's intensity is mouth-watering. Not content with self-pleasure, Madison goes in search of fellow freaks, and finds a hopping party, where she proceeds to seduce Dylan Rion, a cute strap-on-wearing butch. After some sucking and fucking against a wall, the ghost of Rick James decides to move on, leaving Madison bewildered and embarrassed behind the couch; it's a weird and whimsical movie. The ghost of Rick James finds plenty more to entertain himself, though, and we're treated to a delectable series of varied scenes, from two short-haired, lean beauties (Vasa and Shawn) fucking in the kitchen (with a lot of spraying water from the sink), to a bathroom floor-romp with Rozen and Guy Handful that threatens to break fixtures and crack porcelain, to an amazing three-way with deliciously femme lesbians, featuring some of the hottest ass-play we've ever seen, with Dana DeArmond and Princess Donna having their alternately rough and tender way with the lovely Lorelei (familiar to devoted Blowfish fans from our first feature, Clearly Sex).

It's a whimsical, warm, funny, unspeakably hot movie, and as a special two-disc set there are heaps of extras. All porn should be this smart and delightful. Highly recommended.

Winner of Best Dyke Sex Scene at the 2007 Feminist Porn Awards!

View the trailers! QuickTime (best) • Windows Media PlayerMPEG-1 (should play on anything)

If you are looking for even more wonderfulness from Shine Louise, be sure to check out The Crash Pad Series, the on-going web site show. It's like TV, only there's always something on. (2006, 60 min.)

Cast: Madison Young, Dylan Rion, Vasa, Shawn, Rozen, Guy Handful, Dana DeArmond, Lorelei Lee, Princess Donna

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