Sex Toys

Pure Wand Glass Vaginal Exerciser, 24 kt Gold

The vapor-deposited 24 karat gold shimmers and fades in and out as the Pure Wand Glass Vaginal Exerciser turns, giving the light pink sheen an extra bit of elegance. At 4-7/8" long, 1" wide, it's great as a Kegel muscle exerciser: insert, squeeze, squeeze. It does not have a base, so you'll want to be gentle as you extract it, and we strongly advise against any anal use of this toy. But that's not what it is intended for: It's meant as a beautiful way to improve your PC muscle tone, and for that, it is... well, golden.

Pure Wand Glass Vaginal Exerciser, 24 kt Gold

Videos

This Ain't Star Trek 2: XXX: The Butterfly Effect

A worthy sequel to Hustler's first Star Trek parody. Evan Stone is once again the standout as an actor, giving his best William Shatner impression and hamming it up whenever he's on screen in a non-fucking capacity. The sex scenes are weird and hot, including alien girls with butterfly wings and rather skimpy undergarments, a time-travel sequence with Marilyn Monroe sucking off JFK, Jada Fire sucking the chief engineer's cock, and Kirk's seduction of slutty alien queen Kimberly Kane. Engage!

This Ain't Star Trek 2: XXX: The Butterfly Effect

Books

Bottoms Up: Spanking Good Stories

Bottoms Up is an anthology about spanking Ñ a good anthology about spanking. The variety of situations, characters and even reasons for spanking is a healthy mix of serious BDSM and playful, with some scenarios that are fresh from the erotica perspective. A tale about a woman whose addiction to her boyfriend's dick turns into a spanking obsession ("Lonnie's Licks" by Tenille Brown) is not something you get in every spanking anthology, let alone someone trying to do math while being spanked ("Prime Time" by Teresa Noelle Roberts). Well-written, hot and really engaging to read, this is one book you'll bend over to pick up again and again.

Bottoms Up: Spanking Good Stories

Toys

Nest Egg Remote-Controlled Vibrator

If you like your remote-control play a bit easier, our Nest Egg Remote-Controlled Vibrator is an excellent choice. At 1-3/8" by 2-3/8", the egg nestles discretely into whichever nook or cranny you secret it into (though we don't recommend you use it anally), and features several varying modes of vibration and a controller that has a little key-chain for the controller-master. 100% pthlalate-free latex. The wire loop on the egg part needs to stay outside the body to pick up signals from the controller. Reasonably quiet, the Nest Egg is just the thing whether you're playing in your nest or out in the wide world.

Nest Egg Remote-Controlled Vibrator

From Fugu Press

Scarlett Takes Manhattan

Scarlett O'Herring: Dancer, fire-breather, courtesan, and the star of Molly Crabapple's first graphic novel from Fugu Press, Scarlett Takes Manhattan!

Follow the rise of Miss O'Herring to her triumph as the fire-breathing queen of burlesque. It's a sexy, decadent romp through the slums and palaces of New York's Gilded Age.

"It has Tammany Hall and bad politics and early-lesbian culture in it. And it's very dirty."

Scarlett Takes Manhattan

Supplies

Stroke 29 Masturbation Cream Lubricant

Stroke 29 Masturbation Cream Lubricant is a lovely jack-off cream that, as it heats up, doesn't get sticky. It also doesn't feel oily like so many other lotions and oil-based creams do, so you aren't left with greasy hands when you are done and can wash or wipe right up. The manufacturers say that around the 29th stroke of your hand-job, the sensation of the formula changes. We tried and tried to feel this change right before stroke 30, but it felt so good we kept forgetting to count. Not latex-compatible.

Stroke 29 Masturbation Cream Lubricant